Congratulations are in order. Singer/songwriter Ne-Yo married Instagram model Crystal Renay over the weekend — and she is expecting their baby. Ne-Yo doesn’t waste time, does he?
Ne-Yo announced the nuptials to his social media followers yesterday:
“No matter what they say” our Miracle is on the way and I couldn’t feel more blessed. You’re negativity means nothing to us. We are happy, we’ve BEEN happy and will always be HAPPY no matter what they say. Thanking The Lord above for those who know my story know what this absolute miracle means to me. #BabySmith #Neyo #CrystalRenay #GodsChild #WasAlwaysInHisTime #BlindFaith thank you all who are happy for our happy photo by @kincordell
But not everyone is happy for the couple who dated less than a year. Some of Ne-Yo’s haters refuse to let him forget his bisexual past.
Dopamine is a powerful drug that accomplishes its intended goal, which is to make men like Ne-Yo deaf, dumb and blind to a woman’s gold digging ways for the purposes of procreation. As a result, Ne-Yo has fulfilled God’s commandment to multiply and replenish the earth with multiple gold diggers.
Stay tuned for my Medical Minute post on Dopamine that will be released in pill form called ‘Viagra for women’ in October!
Ne-Yo also has 2 beautiful children, daughter Madilyn “Maddie” Smith, 4, and son Mason Evan Smith, 3, by Atlanta socialite Monyetta Shaw, who got a clothing boutique and a reality TV show out of the deal.
Ne-Yo posted photos of his children attending Kindergarten.
He wrote a touching note to his daughter Maddie:
Don’t take over the new school right away princess….ease them in to your rule. They will welcome the new regime….I know you don’t know what “regime” means yet. #Maddie #DaddysPrincess
GOD I LOVE YOU. #ThingsThatMatter