Barvetta Singletary

A special aide to President Barack Obama is cooling her heels in a jail cell after she attempted to shoot her police officer boyfriend with his own gun because she thought he was cheating on her.

Prosecutors say Barvetta Singletary tried to shoot her boyfriend, a Capitol police officer, with his own service weapon.

Singletary, who also serves as House Legislative Affairs liaison, squandered her career as a top White House advisor -- just threw it all to the wind -- because her petty jealousy got the best of her.

Her boyfriend had the temerity to keep a secret cell phone -- a necessary tool when dealing with a clingy, high-strung woman.

From NBC Washington:

According to charging documents, Barvetta Singletary sent her boyfriend a text on Friday, asking him to come to her Upper Marlboro home for sex. After they had sex, Singletary confronted her boyfriend about other woman he was dating.

Investigators say Singletary asked her boyfriend to step outside, and they both went to his car. Once inside the car, police say Singletary asked to see her boyfriend’s cellphones. When he refused, Singletary reached into his bag and retrieved two cell phones and the victim’s .40 caliber Glock 23 service weapon, charging documents state.

Singletary ran back into her home and the victim followed, pleading with her to return his weapon.

Prosecutors say Singletary pointed the gun at her boyfriend and ordered him to give her the passwords to his phones so she could read his text messages. But the boyfriend refused.

She then told him, “You taught me how to use this. Don’t think I won’t use it,” according to the arrest warrant obtained by NBC.

When the boyfriend again refused to give her the passwords, Singletary squeezed off a single round in his general direction.

Singletary's frightened boyfriend -- a police officer -- ran for his life.

A neighbor who heard the commotion told Capitol police he saw Singletary wipe down the gun with a towel -- another tip her police boyfriend probably gave her.

The Secret Service revoked Singletary's access to the White House.

  • luVn_liFe…

    CottttDAyuuuum,
    Folks Are Kray!

    It's never that serious about a cheating no good mate!
    Kick Rocks muthFawker

  • Its Me

    Dis bish?

  • smartchickfl

    Hmmm....if you have to do all that, then maybe that person is not for you.

  • Mel

    Chiiileee ?

  • SummerBaby

    All this for his cell password ???

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Man wtf...Why???? Fawked up your career for a dude? Dumb azz will do some time now too.

  • DDNY

    I dont understand thes ppl who wanna kill cus u cheat. your loss. i'll jus fukk ur mama ur papi ur auntie ur boss. THE WHOLD DAM TOWN. CHEAT ON ME!!

  • DDNY

    TRUE DAT!

  • DDNY

    Why Barry face look like that? wit his fine self:) thts my bes friend?

  • Miany

    ay yay yay!! now chick done lost all her good benefits....smh...she seem like she was not tryna hit him but nevertheless, she goin to JAIL!

  • DYmondgurl

    When loving the dack goes wrong smh
    From WH access to GEL

  • Miany

    girll..you best friend look like that cuz he is side eyein the shii outta folk.

  • DDNY

    if she pulled it, she shulda used it. gonna get the same amount of time. and he still gonna be screw side chick

  • Jusstlookn2
  • BRING THE PAYNE

    The moment she felt he was cheating...shud have just called time on that craziness!lawd was she hoping he gone marry her?

  • luVn_liFe…

    Barvetta (chic up top) and Marie (lotto winner) Must be getting that mean drunk Remy/Henny Dack!
    Cause dam . .
    :eek:

  • Jusstlookn2

    He must have had some serious text on his phone....what ya'll think he was saying about her?

  • Jusstlookn2
  • Jusstlookn2

    HUGS...LMBO

    @disqus_l7Vjz3b9rf:disqussunshine - GOt that poison Dack, make your brain stupid

  • luVn_liFe…

    SUNSHINE.. aint it!

  • luVn_liFe…

    I wonder what the gun laws are there, in Fla pull a gun it's automatic 10yrs
    pull the trigger 20 yrs
    shoot/kill someone LIFE
    I aint bout that honey bun,ramen noodle life and spreading and coughing on demand.
    No MAAM!

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I was thinking the same thing ?

  • Madashelle Bauer

    Dumb-assed bitch. They just showed this on the news. She has a bad-assed McMansion in a gorgeous neighborhood, plus a good-gobment job. Now her ass may be going to jail.

  • Renee Bee

    This silly rabbit. Tricks are for kids. Now you gonna lose your good paying job, benefits and respect over dis no account piece of shyt. Now she is sitting in jail looking stupid. Smh.
    Ladies sometimes its okay to just walk away.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I was wondering the same thing. I'm in FL as well and that 10/20/LIFE is no joke. I'm not about to compromise my freedom for no bullshyt like that

  • Sojourner’s Truth

    You had me hollering at work. LOL

  • Jusstlookn2

    You gonna always be my sunshine. KISSES

  • luVn_liFe…

    Where in Fl sir?
    haha Just kidding :-)

  • Jusstlookn2

    This lady must gave that man her money..Her reported salary is at 124K and his 49,000 to 57K for his respective career.

    Yes, I know that salaries is not everything, but dis though. She has thrown away so much...
    Now she got a record, lost her clearance and worst of all her dignity.

  • luVn_liFe…

    yeah Now bout my Money....
    Im liable to do some psychotic mess tew

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I've been told I have quite the baritone lol ?

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I'm in the 754 area code

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Rebuke it

  • luVn_liFe…

    cthu! just joshin' neighbor ;-)
    North or South Bro?

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    Have they showed the nigga in question?I need receipts. I wanna SEE what looked better than the view she had of OBAMA????

  • luVn_liFe…

    BOL, Aint it!
    You would think this "article" would have had it posted
    *sips*

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    I ain't had none in a month or so....the one I want got me ready to straight up TAKE IT...he shud be worried.but kill him bout it...NEVA...too much out here!!!!lol,to my way of thinking 0:)

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    When you gotta do all this for it... it's not yours. I know love makes you crazy but one thing I haven't let love mess up is my money. Outside a salaried mental health day that's the most I can give the dack.

    Everybody snitching on her too. Goodness

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    We are SISTERS IN SPIRIT!cuz I want the ones you love...I did broth in law and his best d o DOUBLE g!!!!please don't judge me,DDNY,and it was fun.(looks away)I know...I ain't shyt.

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    Even after she fired a shot, he STILL didn't give her the password. He was just like 'you going to jail NOW (Runs away)'

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Lol I'm south

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    I wanna see what she went willfully to the HAVE NOT side of life for!she cudda had any man she wanted-bought and paid for.WHY FO COME THIS ONE!

  • scentsychick30

    Man is it that good?the most I'm willing to do is play on your mom's phone!and that was in my younger days???uh I'm not going to jail for peen?????

  • luVn_liFe…

    Girl Yew eva had dat drunk,dark liquor dyck?

  • Noelle

    That pic tho! ???

  • harley_quinn2.0

    And he's a damn cop

  • luVn_liFe…

    Oh we still neighbors Im in 954 :-D
    :winky:

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    UpppppppperCut???? Wonder what happened to him? Wonder what happened to her? I know she was trying to sue at one point. You started the ish on tape bew??

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    #PowerOfThePeen??

  • Tammie Reed

    What a dummy! What was she trying to prove? Just LEAVE him if you think he is out tip toeing! Now your gravy job, benefits and reputation is all down the toilet! You will forever be known as the crazy deranged lady! All over some tired weeny prolly smh!

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    And the neighbor snitching. Happy to get her negro tail out of that fine neighborhood...

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Folks be doing the most?? Taint getting my hands dirty nor going to jail for no one? You cheat on me, I report your Mama n nem to the section 8 fraud department?? Simple. They won't eeem know??

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    Not THAT type...why what about it?I might wanna know(gets pen and pad)....

  • Sassy24

    Yup never worth it over a damn man

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    You done fawked up that good gubment job for a got damn man .... and then gotta serve time .... chile

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    That shyt was so damn funny. You don't start shyt where you can't take the ending. Women gotta stop trying these men. Keep your hands to yourself.

  • Tammie Reed

    Why do women get so deranged over ONE guy, like its no other men in the world! Is he the last man on earth? Its so many men out here. I just don't get it, couldn't be me! I aint ugly, another one would be buying my groceries in 5,4,3,2....LOL!

  • KB

    Just wasted her career and life. SMH! I know it's hard going through whatever it was in her relationship...cooler heads always prevail. He wasn't worth it. ?

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    When she started crying and saying you got me phucked up you got me phucked up,,,naw...You got phucked up???? Awwwwwwwyulkit??

  • Tammie Reed

    Someone said to me one time, however many days I'm in jail, thats how long you gone be in the hospital, I fell out! Folks get crunk over their significant others but I just don't have the energy anymore, bye see you around! NEXT!

  • Tammie Reed

    falls out, gubment hell nawl lol lol

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    Lmao. Get them where it really hurts.

  • mzwhang90210

    Her boyfriend had the temerity to keep a secret cell phone — a necessary tool when dealing with a clingy, high-strung woman.

    Or..a necessary tool when you are a liar...& rather than tell the truth, you string women along & try to be half way slick. Then cry like a biiiatchhhh..when your duplicity gets exposed. Ummm hmmmm...

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/68af22a6b98aaf76b6766df0ad958cdc48c68c413b6789ac8640834cba9ca552.gif .

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    She thought she was hard. He showed her she was puddy. The upper cut felt around the world. Feelings all hurt.. ego bruised.

  • Tammie Reed

    NO peen is that good, NONE of it LOL!

  • mzwhang90210

    We all have been there tho over at least one man in our past. Tell the truth and shame the debbil now Tammie.... https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b167c6bf43e99a24386330755c6daef119ddd869fc25855fbbc9f7a492392a81.jpg

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    This right here. You know she gone have to resign to 'get her life together'. The government pushes you out, public firings are rare.

  • mzwhang90210
  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    We've all be in love or in lust when we really thought about it later. I always stopped at going to jail... I don't do prison orange and in this Internet era your mug shot gone be all on the internet. You can't even lie about it.

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    XZACKLee?? Now not only is you no longer gettin any of this sweet bussy?? but also yo a?s gotta go,,,AND don't expect to move in with Mama, cuzz her voucher finna git revoked??

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    *Wall slide*

  • mzwhang90210
  • mzwhang90210

    Don't act like y'all ain't neva done some stupid chit behind a (in retrospect), not worth it negro.
    Drag this woman to the town square and stone her if you will..but not until you yourself dodge a few rocks.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c413043aaa3ea43e88ac8c299ded2ec5f3ac3e5b1f7355a33edcca380e206f06.gif

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    Po momma

  • KB

    I'm with you, FLIGHT instead of FIGHT. ??Hitting the deuce as they exit.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    You know they was waiting for it too

  • Sassy24

    Yup who has the energy to fight or go back and forth over a man. There are other things I could do like plan a trip to spain or purchase another brahmin.

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Unless you're George Zimmerman.

  • mzwhang90210

    Hey bew.
    Remember that time the power of your peen had me standing underneath your balcony with a kitten heel on one foot..and a flip flop on the other...sanging "Reunited" while I adjusted my Dallas Cowboy helmet (with the matching sippy cup?) https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e97d8cd39a074c3c574c2b706df791e25f1e41de90a8555b9c5b0b408bcc57ae.jpg
    Ahhh..memories!!

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Thank you God. We have all had our idiot moments, pulled a foolish stunt or two, but thank you Jesus for giving me more sense than this. Now please Lord, deliver this crazy woman from her demons. In your name I pray. For real. She needs prayer.

  • iWasteTime

    You did who? And who?and at the same damn time?
    Chiiile!!
    (Just jokes)

  • mzwhang90210

    Okay??!!
    Dude betta be fioneeeeeee...cuz how da hayol you look..going to jail for some Flava Flav lookin deeyak?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e205a3f7f3cccf18033fdf0001215e80f2672372e83577d4dd2a77fd7fbb81cb.gif

  • iWasteTime

    Man listen. I've told this before on the blog, I threw HS BF side chick down the stairs, after I barged in his bff house. The lord has been good to me

  • Its Me

    My daddy. Proof that some men NEVER give up. Ever. Done sent my damn mama a Happy 50th anniversary card??. These folks been divorced for 30 plus years!!! My sister had me WEAK about this chit.?. I need some wine frfr now. *wall slides into oblivion*

  • mzwhang90210

    Just had to put President Obama's name in hurr huh?
    Lawd I'll be so glad when my president's term is over.

  • mzwhang90210
  • mzwhang90210
  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    I've done my share of stupid stuff. Never had to live it down in public. My crazy is compartmentalized though...

    I have never shot at anybody though. Even if I thought about it.

  • Monday

    She is loosing her job over this??

    Welp!!!!

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Whatever happened to singer Norah Jones?

  • luVn_liFe…

    You Better Say That Sandra! Fat tub a shyte say's he's homeless and couch surfs w/a bullet proof vest on.

    lololololol
    the visual

  • Its Me

    I've told the blog so I'm not ashamed. ..I am a domestic offender. I beat my then bf up with a lamp and a boot.

  • Its Me

    Idk where her biracial self is Sandra.

    ??

  • mzwhang90210
  • mzwhang90210
  • luVn_liFe…

    dead AF!!!

    :ghost:

  • mzwhang90210
  • Its Me

    What.?

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    Lamp and a dang boot. Lol. Shyt happens, I get it. Sometimes we get caught, sometimes we don't.

  • mzwhang90210

    Rii rii.
    A real woman knows how to get that password WITHOUT havin to ask https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/25a619f9240ea1211d2fce7b073fb8267f0e57abc5471016a9a25cdcb753ee74.gif

  • luVn_liFe…

    Shoot I def did my share of getting physical and sissy clawing another BIA'S face off....
    When I was 19-22 ish.
    NOW a Fool brang the dumb dumb and Ima Be like speedy gonzalez BEEP BEEP- PEWNNN!

  • SehkmetGoddess

    I don't have any words for this. 2 ignant black women in one day. First with the lottery winnings, and now this. These heffas are giving black women a bad rep. Smh.

    It's never that serious to almost KILL someone over.. But that's just me.

  • Its Me

    Neighbors called RPD on us. They didn't want to arrest me. I was so damn crunk tho. Ex fiance (who is ummm... a current situation. Same foo who canceled my Durham Co. library card. Few months ago) was like let me do the talking.

    I was like FOH azzhole! ? Police asked me what happened.? I was like he mushed me... so I beat him with a boot. Next thing I KNOW, Im up against that blue and white patrol cah.

    "You have the right to remain silent..."?

    We learned hard lessons. Keep yo hands to yo SELF numero uno.

  • mzwhang90210

    Soo..not air woman on here..has ever done anything irrational or psychotic when it comes to a man? (that you later found out was so not worth it huh?....) https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/91aed7c9fb122e242bffb4eca9b49de5f4998c98dad52290435d8bd5700ab2d8.gif

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Remember she was hyped as the second coming? Her album release post Grammy awards sold like 1mil in a few days. Unheard of for a person without a penis. Speaking of which...Last I heard, she boned Ted...A person...Without...A penis?? *whispers* I predict the same fate for Ade..No shade, but I've seen that before...Same machine...You live, you learn, you cry you learn, you loooose you learn. What happened to her? Yup??

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    Brotha in law(he was married to his ppl sister) and d o DOUBLE g was his BESTEST BEST FRIEND.not at the same time buuuuut....

  • mzwhang90210
  • Its Me

    It ain't worth it chile. You don't realize that before age 25. Be mad at the world. Smdh

  • E-VannaRootsAllEvil

    No man is worth that, not one!

  • luVn_liFe…

    She May as Well Went Full Rambo and pleaded insanity or that she had a brief moment of psychosis.

    If I go out Im GOING OUT Big,huge, ginormous! I Mean like News Breaking MoMent.
    fcuk that!

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    His brotha in law and BESTEST BEST FRIEND.I'm not exactly proud but let's just say I rather that than killing him.I refuse to tho my life away... when I can just touch him in his secret heart.we quite dealing completely when he went to fed.he out and everybody gone their own way.but if I call him,he's still of the heart to move the world to help me and I him.

  • Its Me

    Say this MOD.

    I feel awful about her career man. I get it. Heat of moment.

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    (face palm)lawd,we ain't trying to read about you LL:')))))

  • mzwhang90210

    Sometimes we women go there. None of us females are beyond reproach when it comes to what we will/will not do in the name of love. IJS https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7d71b1ebafa4c281171a7f3ea7ebd3faedf75d10d272db64c94aa27be738939b.gif

  • luVn_liFe…

    lmbawffff!
    I mean if U gotta do it do it big . . . If she woulda shot him in the toe she would have looked better,No?
    CTHU

  • Its Me

    Hail naw. Not you Luvie. Not you hun. ?. We aint letting you get to THAT point if we can help it.

  • mzwhang90210
  • Its Me

    She shouldn't have fawk'd him first in my opinion. I guess she wanted it one more time? In case she REALLY killed him? Like...IDK??

  • luVn_liFe…

    I am in turrs ova here woman! lolololol
    I aint Even finna try it . . . BUT if EYE DID
    *sips*
    Im scurred of gel though,so Ima let a fewl kick rocks and
    get the HELL On.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Now I have pulled my share of foolish shenanigans...I may have smashed a head into the concrete...maybe threw a python on a person hoping it would squeeze them to death...but it wasn't over a passcode, I never shot at or held a weapon of any kind on anyone, and thank you JESUS I never got in real trouble for my foolish actions. This dude must have voodoo dyck. Drove her pure insane.

  • luVn_liFe…

    IONo Either

    I aint No Killah but DON't push me.

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    Yea...she done thowed everything away and in her heart she want bout DAT LIFE.she crying to her lawyer now,I WAS ONLY TRYING TO SCARE HIM!I LOVE HIM,ID HAVE NEVER SHOT HIM!she realized all too late when she fired that gun.he's NOT DEAD,but all her hard work and all she's gained from. It is.watch,she will be the one to kill HER DAMN SELF!!!!

  • Its Me

    Let me get some dack...cause I know I'm about to get arrested for SOMETHING.

    And why his dumb azz go back in the house after her. She got cho gun bruh. This his dumb fault. Why he ain't leave THEN?

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Going down in a blaze of glory huh? ??

  • 1/8

    They aren't married. She has no rights. He is free and to poke as many keyholes as he wants. Too bad her insecurities and low self-esteem ruined her career.

  • Sexy CJ

    ..............................

  • luVn_liFe…

    Def his fault, he cheated,lied and has a covert bat phone.
    He def earned it.. SHE should have smacked him upside the head w/the pistol,shot him in the toe.
    Something,Anything!

  • luVn_liFe…

    MOD she's in just as much trouble for pulling a gun as if she would have shot him. Why not do it big :-D
    lol

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    I'm. Trying to figure out how she DIDN'T know it! All those skills and she can't crack the code?

  • mzwhang90210

    Again I say...AIRRRR woman in hurr..has done some not so wise stuff behind a man that you (much, much later) realized was not worth it.

    Only difference betwix you and the female in this story is that... you didn't get caught.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9c26583095fa048606995341c82140be6732ffe271e7afc741b5cb5db5f4cd58.gif

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    I just caught that part! This ninja was so dumb and doing so much dirt he pure risked his life over cell phone passcodes to keep texts secret...like REALLY? It's that serious dude?

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Hotmess .... might as well have a dishonorable discharge smh

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    You better say that. He still running around assaulting folks. Thought he met the right one with the last dude. Maybe dude needs a gofundme page for bail and attorney fees...

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    "Why he ain't leave then"

    there was an overwhelming stench of old meat in his car? Just a guess??

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Me too??

  • Its Me

    Hey. I ain't left nobody a raw meat package in a long time Bren! Branging up old shat.?

  • mzwhang90210

    Hey bew. And sheddup. LOL.

    He must have been feeding her some kinda lines.
    "Bae...you're the only woman for me...I want only you."
    yadda yadda.
    But his actions must've shown otherwise. If not, she'd have no reason to go snooping.
    Yup. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2f88faa14c6ba6e4096ae9f5004b2d1e7090ded6466a4eb03f48755749e012f6.gif

  • Its Me

    And...we have already damn discussed this here...his password to them cell foams was some MAD simple shyt! All men pass codes are!

    1234
    1111
    Last 4 of the phone number
    WHAT YEAR He born
    Year he graduated
    One of his kids bday
    His zip code
    Last 4 of his social

    And if none of THAT worked...bish take that foam to WORK. My IT folks at the paper done cracked a code for me. You work for the GOVT.

    This bish was dumb.

  • luVn_liFe…

    T R U E

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Whaa? Whatcha say hun? ~ms.parker from Friday~

  • mzwhang90210
  • Its Me

    YOU GET 3 tries before you gotta call and try again?

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Did anyone see the video of Wendy Williams falling off the stage?

  • mzwhang90210

    Nah luVn..she should've hired some local crack heads to deliver "American Justice."
    And danced away clean
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/aa52ffb68d647bed2c92cd6b10d4cc604a6492a4a5d56deae9b19eaa947c0df6.gif

  • mzwhang90210

    I gave you a special "hello" earlier...it's waiting in moderation tho. Le sigh.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    ................

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Oh

  • Its Me

    Now I gotta go find Wendy and Scarlett. Cause Scarlett Takes A Tumble is a classic!!!! Gone see if I can find the one with the B. Scott live commentary???

  • luVn_liFe…

    I see it's going down in Ferguson again ;-| , ,

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    THis gif is hilarious to me lolololololol

  • SummerBaby

    Yes ma'am! ?

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Yep ?

  • SummerBaby

    My bro uses our mama b-day. ???

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Wendy was embarrassed ???

  • 1/8

    I loved her debut album, "Come Away With Me." I often fell asleep with the CD on repeat.

    Apparently, something happened to Nora back in May 2015. She hasn't tweeted or posted on Facebook since then.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Is that a secret?? Like on The Best Man?

  • SummerBaby

    This story reminds me the Kevin Gates song "Posed to be in love" that's what I hear in my head reading this write up.

  • SummerBaby

    ??

  • SummerBaby

    She looked so dayum lanky taking that tumble.

  • luVn_liFe…

    The Nerve of Missouri to make it DarrenWilsonDay
    SMH
    and people wonder why FOLKS are so angry. this is that BS!

  • mzwhang90210

    Imma vacate this post most expeditiously...cuz folks actin like they aint neva went thru a man's phone...or went thru his wallet (whilst he was in the shower)...or questioned his kids ( what yo mamma be saying about me? ) ....or checked his FB to see who "liked" them pics he took wit his shirt off...or threw away all his left shoes, and acted like you ain't know why he only had 14 right shoes left in the closet.

    Mmm...hmmm...

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/63f883847bfd25777fdd36f9abfed5fd2dcb8fe0983553c272bf3c9ba6169e8b.gif

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    I saw and that is my cue ... have a good evening bew

  • Its Me

    See? She mad and REALLY don't know that damn MAN!!!! Cause I be knowing eem THAT.

  • Liz

    Lol I remember that story and he said if you taking her you taking me. I always wondered what he did cuz he knew he was wrong and deserved that beating

  • harley_quinn2.0

    She did...Imo her fall didn't compare to Columbus Short or the Game ???

  • SummerBaby

    You right w/that 1111. Why do they use one number consecutively. Sometimes it's their debit card PIN number. ?

  • Its Me

    Preach!

  • Its Me

    1111 some phone companies etc, be the damn pre set default! Fuggas done EVER change it!

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    It besta not be that licky licky?????????? And to reiterate, I too will be glad when He, is no longer in a position of blame...However, I think THEY, will be blaming him for decades to come. Eventhough the numbers show he's done amazing...Don't get me wrong, he's pissed me off not being as gung-ho as I'd hoped for his final years, and I wish he'd be more vocal, or make his staff say something about the new Holocaust re White cops and Black folks,,,Especially since I feel,,,I feel lots of the frustration the oppressor has with us is Residual Obama backlash...They'll be punishing us, for him,,,So to say, for years to come...But yeah, men lie, women lie, bathroom scales lie?? But numbers dont??

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    Dubb... you back with your old boo... lol. Please don't end up with a case (again). Lol

  • Jusstlookn2

    tICKELED>>>>me so

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    Not between he and I.wood have been no use in doing it.did he tell his sister.I have no idea.chyle by the time I stepped out that way.I cud have cared less how anty bih involved felt.again not bragging cuz straight up and down,YO that ain't the way to go.but I did what I wanted to do.never apologized for it.the kicker is you'd think he'd have been just DONE .NOPE,almost the exact opposite effect.its me that keep the slack between us now.

  • Sassy24

    Ctfu!!!!!

  • Nanny

    Some of these dudes in d.c. with certain jobs are paranoid and have harder codes. I have my bf's code which is completely random. He has a company do all of his email, banking, passwords online. It's this automated thing that resets every few weeks because he's crazy.

  • Renee Bee

    Unbelievable! I am so mad I could spit nails. His thang is NOT 24K Gold.

  • mzwhang90210

    LOL...it's NOT the licky licky... (ion thank)..but I digress...
    Yup..what kills me is...folks blame everything on HIM.
    No President in history...has absolute power. I've heard very few (if any) folks say "the Obama Administration." No..it's always Obama is responsible for...Obama needs to.
    Like any ONE man really has all that power.

    But umm..I still love you boo. (and our lazy eyed baby, with the un-even bunions..needs $$$ for glasses and corrective shoes.)
    Lubbb ya!

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    The brotha in law was married to HIS sister...sowwy phone texin)

  • iWasteTime

    Where is your chill ..lolol

  • iWasteTime

    Niggah!!! A python. Jesus is real!!!
    bwhahahahahahahaha

  • mzwhang90210
  • DDNY

    Listen, u take me there, and I will Not Be Sh*t And ask God for forgiveness.

  • Danyelle P

    We all have been there. But I be damn if I mess up looking at Mr. Obama on a regular basis for some cheating fool. I would of took my government access to whole other level for some get back. But I ain't gonna mess up my checks. It's hard out here for a pimp

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Who is Ted?

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Has anyone called the hospitals or morgue?

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    My friends STILL bring that up once a year...I did it 14-15 years ago ?. I really wanted that python to squeeze the shyt out of a mofo. REALLY ?

  • mzwhang90210
  • Its Me

    My family starting to sincerely belee I was NEVER assigned any.

  • Jusstlookn2

    WHEW....me and brothers and sister laughed about this FOR WEEKS. She actually made it to a sprint commercial. Called her self dancing...and the squeak she let out. TEARS

  • <3 LoveDreamLive <3

    ....go to supply closet at government/police station(or amazon)...get fingerprint kit....sprinkle fingerprint dust on phone....see what #s fingerprint appears on...#BAM....

    ....OR....break the damn phone...#ProblemSolved....

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    She had an album with Bille Joe Armstrong from Green Day out in 2013 and had a son last year. She was on Letterman on May 6th. She did a show in NJ in late June.

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    She had a small role in the movie Ted. She played herself. Herself as Norah Jones who'd had a fling with the teddy bear, Ted??

  • <3 LoveDreamLive <3

    ....whatcha say?...you was waiting for his azz at the door w. a lamp & boot....what kind of welcome bae is that????.... lol

  • Jusstlookn2

    Right she had all perfect IT people. We love sleuthing through folks shiat...JUST on GP.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Does she count as biracial? I thought Indians were technically considered Caucasian.

  • Renee Bee

    Preach and teach!

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best falls of all time.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9a27354a2f07d7d670ecba84735083b529a2ad1c0ae109644d8b69407cb5e0e4.gif

  • <3 LoveDreamLive <3

    ....standing her ground...feared for her life....seems to be a reliable defense in this country...

  • Jusstlookn2
  • mzwhang90210

    (when you've laughed so hard at a comment..the only thing left for you to do is dance)

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/71fd6ab39e64a712184561946d94cd07065336beb6ebb80f646d8ebb479462bd.gif

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Kevin's Gates? The cousin huncher who looks like he has oral hepatitis? You listen to him?? 1 demrit for you??

  • <3 LoveDreamLive <3

    ....fudge a damn python though....I HATE snakes....I PITY the fool who crosses you...#DontStartNoneWontBeNone

  • Jusstlookn2

    Snickers.

    Now Ms. Sandra...release my memes. Please

  • Its Me

    WEAK sauce???

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    Why did I go look this up? ?

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Every time I watch this video it's like I'm seeing her fall for the 1st time.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b029c76378ea5eb0d17be0ae40b316f329298b08b0b47105020d3c5aaea4a82e.gif

  • Smartypants

    Dang. He must've really messed up or she got issues

    I've been so busy with wedding planning. Sheesh. I need a Valium and rum and coke.

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    That's what I was thinking when she text him for a booty call and he came running. Surely she knows other women are doing the same thing. Silly women shouldn't date men. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3a5f6182adf7601cc7d6bd7651b790edefe1d56085936c9c74c4b8a2232152d5.gif

  • Jusstlookn2
  • mzwhang90210
  • Jusstlookn2
  • Jusstlookn2
  • Jusstlookn2
  • Jusstlookn2
  • Jusstlookn2
  • Jusstlookn2

    mzwhang90210 - is it me? all my gifs are in moderation

    Jusstlookn2 • a minute agoHold on, this is waiting to be approved by sandrarose.com.

  • hottlanta

    How you gonna raw dog a man knowing he is with someone else ad then ask him whether or not it is true. CRAZY!!

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    DW day? Wt...

  • SummerBaby

    So hood but I like that song ?

  • SummerBaby

    It's sew hood! ?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    All. Of. That.

    That's what I'm talking about. And the man classic 6969

  • iWasteTime

    I wholeheartedly agree!!

  • iWasteTime

    You my dear are a legend! !

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    It be calling 'nem Tammie. They can't help it.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Chile...

    The stories I could tell from the Wonder Years...

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Smh...I was a fool back then. I really do thank God for growth.

  • Jusstlookn2

    State of Emergency - Ferguson due to violence....

    Time for prayer

  • SummerBaby

    ??

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    I noticed that tonight. It looks like Disqus changed something in the code.

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    That's Disqus changing something in the code tonight. Let me go to the Disqus forums to see if anyone else is complaining about the new change.

  • Jusstlookn2

    Thanks Ms. Sandra.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    That's the problem. I don't think he was texting about her at all. It was about his boo thangs.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ???

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Whoot.

    Mmm. ~clears throat~ ExCUSE me.

    Tiffany and Coach or Ethan Allen and Bearpaw?

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Wedding planning is super irritating, and I'm saying that as someone who LOVES to plan a party. I will be glad when it's over.

  • Jusstlookn2

    He could have said, i'm fixin to leave this ugly heifer soon.

    or I we going out of town and soon as her direct deposit hit.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ~Looking around confused~

    What in the Jack Hanna hayle...Did she say a python????!?!?!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    ?too bad for this chunky one. She finna slim down in gel *snorts*

    <---Used tah bee thee Code Craqah! ???
    Answering machine codes CHECK
    Pager codes CHECK
    Voicemail codes CHECK
    Taint rocket science, men dumb as fudge *snorts ahgane*
    But now, ppsschhhhh I wish a mofo would make me thinker gots some other, tuhhhh and hutttt (s/o ?????????) ?

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Ok. Lol. Thanks.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Have mercy ??

    Anyone seen what Minister Far rakan had to say yesterday? ??
    (Misspelled only so it doesn't get caught up somehow)

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    She has a new tour and new music.

    What? I like Norah...

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Pacism

  • AmericanDream

    I know this will come off as shallow but please peoople look at the woman in the picture. Whenever you hear about why so many black women are single , more often than not they look like the sista above and heaven knows the Dc area is full of them.
    I'm not saying dude should have cheated but what she did is yet another proof that college degrees don't make you smart.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Tipping out with the church finga up

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Well who should they date San?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    :nite:

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Chile...

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    But Whang...none of that is liable to get you hemmed up with the Poe Lease. You may end up on the dont-let-her-in clearance rack list. Even the hospital maybe, but not the county.

    And she cant hang out with FLOTUS no more...????

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Tell it

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Whaa?

  • Jusstlookn2

    So sleepy

  • Jusstlookn2

    Ummmm It's Smart challenged faced womens all over the world.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Um, I'm confused...

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Oh...OHHHHHH.

    I get it now!

  • Petty_boots

    Lmfao, right? I cracked at least 2 of my exes voicemail passwords (well it was simple since it was their birth years, 1990 & 1991). Still check one of their chits til this day and delete important chit. I promise. You never guessed any of their passwords?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    A. EL. EL.

    All. Of. Them.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Go. To bed. Everyone can't have insomnia. Someone has to be fresh for the blog tomorrow.

  • Tammie Reed

    Shid, i got sense enough though not to mess up my cushy a** job, yes it was one and only one but that had limits too! He gone now, that was in my 20's when you still foolish lol

  • Tammie Reed

    I'm done lol

  • Glenda Nichole

    Wait, what?! Lmfao, but No, I think her issue is much MORE than skin deep.

  • Tammie Reed

    Wendy looked a ragged mess, what in the hell was she wearing too? booty shorts,stockings and tennis shoes? She thought she was killing it with her country looking a** thats what she get!

  • Tammie Reed

    I can't

  • Jusstlookn2

    Going shortly, just finishing up work.

  • Petty_boots

    No you didn't say challenged face. Lawd these euphemisms ?

  • Petty_boots

    Lmao I need to start guessing better.

  • ?E?E?M?A

    Cray cray

  • SnootyPooty

    Wow just leave the man....

  • 1/8

    It's a hard pill to swallow, but once you realize your partner isn't your personal property and they are free to do as they please, life gets a little less complicated.

    As a mature adult, she had two choices: accept the situation or walk away.

  • 1/8

    LMAO! I'm glad I wasn't eating or drinking anything when I read that! ?

    If something bad happened to her, I'm sure the mainstream gossip rags would be all over it.

  • Jusstlookn2

    According to charging documents, Barvetta Singletary sent her boyfriend a text on Friday, asking him to come to her Upper Marlboro home for sex. After they had sex, Singletary confronted her boyfriend about other woman he was dating.

    Well he must have hit that spot Friday and lost her mind. That's her her defense. She was dicktimized

  • Omega

    black women.......

  • Omega

    cant take the ratchett out the black woman

  • 1/8

    Hey, Ms. Lady! ?

    I agree. No one wants to be lied to, but if he didn't think enough of her to marry her, was she really that special?

    In my opinion, if you feel the need to investigate your partner, chances are the relationship is already over, because when things are going well, snooping is the last thing on your mind.

    I went through this sh(t in my late 20s. I invested 4 1/2 years in my relationship, just to find out my boyfriend was bisexual and cheating with his female "friend."

    Thank goodness I had enough sense to walk away before I did something stupid.

  • Jusstlookn2

    Say it one more time. It took me a little over a year...1 planner 6 months in...and added a 2 day of assistants....thankfully fours seasons...works with vendors on your behalf....lawd. it was days I be like forget this.
    God bless you hunt.

  • 1/8

    Let the church say, Amen!

  • Jusstlookn2

    Astronaut drives across country in diaper .....

  • Jessica

    Women, please let cheaters go and move on with your life. It's not worth the heartache and definitely not worth losing your job.

  • whatuwerethinking

    When are they going to arrest whoever named her Barvetta?

  • Its Me

    Girl. I'm crine drinking my coffee reading this. I guess they were in moderation last night. But yes. ?

  • Its Me

    I've been hemmed up by po po too. It's not worth it. Period?

  • Its Me

    Is a boot a weapon?

  • Its Me

    That cat was like everyone going to gel today!

    Nah I beat his azz. I still feel bad about it. ? THAT bad. Way I beat him didn't compare to the mush lol.?. I wore that dude out. Told yall we tore our apartment UP. Him from trying to run. Me from swinging that lamp. Chile.

  • Its Me

    We nice pretty much to each other now. I mean other than library card incident back last fall lol. That mushing, boot, lamp fiasco was 14 years ago. I've married, had a baby, divorced. He has had other relationships and 2 kids. That cat acts a pure fool anytime though, starting since I was first separated from my husband 4 years ago, til hell few weeks ago if I be trying to date etc. Nig nog we not a couple. Foh. ? That dude my ride or die. Womens can have those too ya know? I tell him all the time he my bottom nigga. Pure pre-date one of my kids lol.

    No hands tho. We done learnt that cold February morning in 2001.

  • Its Me

    Girl one of them halogen floor lamps everybody used to have. In Forest green. Kind with that wide azz base at the bottom. And a Steve Madden block heel boot. Chocolate brown. Mighta been Chinese Laundry ???

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    He had to be breaking her off sumthin...and delivering it hot if she can put in a MIDDAY call!I agree with you,he was snatching that azz E-VAH-RY TIME he put down!!!

  • Its Me

    Yassss. Almost every man I done had drink dark liquor.

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    Hi sweetie!!!!

  • Its Me

    This is for what one of my fave Roses down below termed that mean....put something on ya, dark liquor drunk dack. I ain't see that comment last night.

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    I HOLLARD on my commute to work!!!!this pic(looks at you)REALLY!!!

  • You Aint Shyt-LuhYou, B.Sweet

    I was going to say something but nevermind.

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    I mean smooth OFF in dis bih!:'))))and after the don't even trip come this...(after I see you gone keep playing.I have resided you to yer FATE)"ok,I see you want this the hord way I got you.and tell that off brand bitch,"I" say when I'm done phucking you up,she next!...this the part whea HE say,"aye you bet not botha nobody cuz you don't know what's going on,acting crazy!"...MY LAST PARTING WARNING.WHICH AINT A THREAT BUT BETTER YET A PROMISE..."you wanna have all the sense.but if you and her/them don't believe shyt else I ever say.y'all phucking with me and bout to get phucked ova!(turns back,which translates to him:GOAN AND GET THE PHUCK OUT MY FACE.AND GRAB YER LIFE CUZ ITS ON!)...and I'm back...yea it was hard on the yard in my younger days!!!alright imma go on to work:')))))

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    BOL BOL BOL!!!!I don't lay hands till I no my SHYT jelly roll jam tight....shyyyt,I'm bound to be waiting on his azz.yea,foolishness and phuckery of this kind turn me into sumthin ELSE.but my motto is this,I ain't doin time bout you!...she want bout it for real,she phucked up phucking with that gun.her plan was bigger than her heart for it.as my g-ma's says,she done tore her last pair of drawls!!//

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    My wedding is at a Four Seasons too! I love that they will give you venue exclusivity and that they can will do pretty much whatever you want for a price. They even ordered the champagne I'm using as part of my wedding favor bags for me because liquor laws in my state wouldn't allow me to order over a certain amount without a license. They are fabulous, between the coordinator there and my planner I know it's way less stressful than it could be.

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    Snorts,sniggles, B O L !!!!!

  • Sankara&Lumumba

    OMG I'm here HOLLERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN'

  • MissyJ

    @mzwhang90210:disqus Chile my ex and I were still hunching after we broke up and he was
    seeing the chick he had cheated with so I had ZERO FUKKS TO GIVE. I was
    letting her know I was still in the house in the most subtle ways. He
    had these 2 decorative balls that set on the coffee table. She liked the
    catty corner (sp) I like them symmetrical. I would move them every time
    and know she was there cause she would move them back. I finally got so
    sick of it I took one and hid it in his laundry room crawl space. He
    came asking me about it.. I'm like ioono. I Guess he found it one day
    and had no clue how it got there, dude though his house was haunted.
    Threw them mugs straight out....

    Morning all

  • SummerBaby

    This is hilarious ???

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    Chyle my ppl was one nigga I was just simply tied off...(shrug shoulders)NO LOVE LOST,NO LOVE FOUND!

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    ...not if you didn't get caught...it's just called being inventive, using every items in extraordinary ways ?

  • abby-o

    Lol these men not giving over that pass word even if a gun to their head

  • EasyBreezy

    Two female teachers, both f**king the principal of the same school, commenced to a**-whopping each other- at school -in front of a room full of high school students. Yep, it happened in the Atlanta metro area. Yep, all parties are of African-American descent. Yep, the principal is the ONLY one of the three still employed.

  • i troll it like i see it

    I just...no....just, NO.

  • sunni_daze

    Was he really willing to catch a cap over a password? And she is not stable.

  • altered_conscious

    He's just not that into you....get it?

  • <3 LoveDreamLive <3

    ....alongside your enemies who I am sure is Thanking God too for your growth...lol

    ..heck, I'm thanking God for your growth and I've never experienced the wrath lol ...

  • lil goodie

    Tyler Perry. Fault. ......Angela would never let up until Marcus gave her the password......lol

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    Old boy said he rather die than give up that password. LOL! I know she is kicking herself all in the arse right now. She messed up royally.

  • side_i

    Must've been some good dak, ain't no dak in the whole world would make me this crazy

  • Petty_boots

    Payneee ? how ya derrin?

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    If you suspect that your significant other is cheating then the relationship is over whether or not it's true because you don't trust that person any more.

  • Jusstlookn2

    screams, yes hunti. TWIRLS.....

    Jusstlookn2 @ one of those gee mail

    we gotta chat.

  • Saphistication

    She's acting like he's the last man on earth.... All of her accolades, education and success down the drain for someone she should've cut loose. SMH

  • Rolly

    Bih thought she owned the jangalang. I truly believe the facially challenged feel like they only have one shot (pun intended). This emotionally charged hormone with hair needs a serious time out. Traded financial freedom for food stamps over some long stroke. Sad. ??

  • Sincerity7

    Lost everything behind a man. huhhhhhhhhh

  • AListDiva29

    He obviously had something to hide if he was willing to get shot over not giving up his passwords! If u gotta do all that to keep a man, just keep it moving! I learned the hard way, so when they screw up I just get the next one off the backburner!

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    I'M TARDY BUT THIS IS WHY THE PO PO SHOOTING EVERY DAMN BODY...THEY ARE A BUNCH OF FRIGHTENED ARSE BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL ARSE SORRY ARSE EXCUSE FOR ANY TYPE OF ENFORCEMENT. YOU CAN'T SAVE ME IF YOU SCARED!

  • Karma WhO

    Trained to go...lol..her poor heart probably broken thinkin ur mab is monogamous, then this mf got 2 cell phones?!!! Lawddd ain't no telling what I would've done either...

    Damnnn SR, why she gotta be clingy for wanting someone faithful??

  • imdifferentme

    I think its hilarious. Next time he'll give the password when asked. Lol