Relax ladies, Jaden Smith is not gay. The 17-year-old scion of Power Couple Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith was spotted holding hands and making out with his girlfriend in the SoHo area of New York on Tuesday.
What? Did you really expect Jaden's girlfriend to be black? Come on now…
But don't give up hope (if you're white), because rumor has it that Jaden's girlfriend has a criminal record longer than her arm.
According to commenter Southern Lang on Hollywoodlife.com:
Sarah is 20, HL. She is also known for being arrested 3 times for stealing and breaking in, recently a 16k Hermes bag. She is very pretty, but it sucks to know the truth.
She's 20??? I hope Will and Jada ran a background check on this chick?
You can't blame a horny young man for dating a vampy common criminal who is old enough to be his high school math teacher. Looks are the top priority of young men today, not quality of character or respect for the law and such.
Maybe that's why Will and Jada hired a burly, no-nonsense bodyguard to shadow the couple all over SoHo? The bodyguard is seen in nearly every photo of Jaden with his girlfriend. The guy even carries Jaden's jacket for him.
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