This photo of a young couple heading to their homecoming went viral over the weekend. For some reason people thought this was a photo of 14-year-old first daughter, Sasha Obama. It should be obvious that the girl is not Sasha — she doesn’t even look like Sasha. But that didn’t stop the news media from running with it anyway.

Remember the days when the news media were professional and had journalistic standards that were beyond reproach?

Below are my Top 5 reasons why the girl isn’t Sasha Obama.

5. The girl in the photo is too short to be Sasha.
4. The girl in the photo does not even look like Sasha.
3. Sasha Obama is too cultured and refined to date a boy with a S-Curl.
2. Mrs. Obama would never allow Sasha to dress like a 2 bit hooker.
1. Sasha Obama does not wear Payless knockoff Adidas.