Serena Williams and Reddit.com Founder Are Off the Market

Sandra Rose October 28, 2015

Us Weekly magazine has confirmed that tennis superstar Serena Williams and Reddit.com founder Alexis Ohanian are dating exclusively.

According to Us Weekly, the unlucky-at-love tennis star and the multimillionaire Ohanian “met at lunch.” Another source confirmed that the relationship is new, and that Ohanian is already calling Serena “baby.”

But in order to process this rumor, we must first dispense with that other rumor — the one that claims Serena is pregnant with rapper Drake‘s baby. In addition to being laughable, that rumor is patently false — unless Williams is a shameless whore (and we don’t know that she isn’t).

Are people forgetting that Drake prefers hard legs to give him back rubs with rough, unmanicured hands?

nucynu25

I thought her & Drake were cute. #ohwell
nucynu25

I thought her & Drake were cute. #ohwell
stanhope

Miss Drake prefers more than hard legs….oops I meant Miss Kanye…no Miss Drake…oh who can keep those kids straight? LOL
stanhope

Miss Drake prefers more than hard legs….oops I meant Miss Kanye…no Miss Drake…oh who can keep those kids straight? LOL
chachadigi

Um, this poor man can’t handle all of that. #thatsall
chachadigi

Um, this poor man can’t handle all of that. #thatsall
WhatHaveYouDoneForMeLately?

As if Serena would ruin her quest at making history to birth Drakes droopy eyed baby.

But wasn’t she just slobbing him down about a week ago *does shmoney dance* She moves on quick.
WhatHaveYouDoneForMeLately?

As if Serena would ruin her quest at making history to birth Drakes droopy eyed baby.

But wasn’t she just slobbing him down about a week ago *does shmoney dance* She moves on quick.
Jusstlookn2

Exactly I knew that rumor was SOOOOO UnTRUE. He’s was a play toy.
jeniefrumdabloc™

I’m just glad that hair looks decent up there .. hair looking all cute edges laid …. .carry on #Petty
Jean Paul Le’vonne

Congratulations to the happy couple!
A.P. Millz-CT

Ms. Williams prefers white men! She was dating her married coach for heavens sake.. Serena got a nose job wears blonds wigs, I bet she wishes she were white.. This doesn’t surprise me in the least.
imright

single ppl date!!! every date dsnt lead 2 marriage!!! welcome to 2015!!! ???
Blaque Mahogany

Missy J— you aren’t the only one sucking yt penis. LOL! I crack myself up!
SpillyNillie

D E A D
Yoni

Congrats to them…….but HE’S “showing his back teeth.”
casiepriest33

Ugh
WHITTYwithWORDS

Respect to Sans but this blog has turned to Shyt. Fonts wise.
Yoni

But she “Straight Outta Comptom” tho.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

YES! *elbow to knee gesture*

*mo money mo money mo money dance* OH
Jusstlookn2

she left Compton when they took them beads out their head
WHITTYwithWORDS

This is a reach but ok
WHITTYwithWORDS

I mean, I wouldnt stayed either. lol
Yoni

a play toy….

Translation; beard
Just Keya

I said that yesterday. *Prays for the old garden to come back*
jeniefrumdabloc™

ROFL well damn
A.P. Millz-CT

LOL.. Yeah maybe..
jeniefrumdabloc™

Hey there !!!!
Noelle

She would be a shameless whore for being pregnant?

Get a hobby, Sandra.
WHITTYwithWORDS

lol..funny
jeniefrumdabloc™

But in order to process this rumor, we must first dispense with that other rumor — the one that claims Serena is pregnant with rapper Drake‘s baby.

_________

Chile when that came out …. missed that rumor chile ….
Yoni

Word to the wise….those are banning words. Somebody said something similar, but not to THAT extent and their login was plucked like a bad weed. IJS LOL
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Hey honeybun
jeniefrumdabloc™

Kiss kiss
WHITTYwithWORDS

thats why google hands out free emails.
Yoni

Two days ago. I seen it floating around da book but I never clicked the link.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Now now SR, I could see if you called her a could-be HOE, but WHORE Nah son Uhhh unnnn
Yoni

Really?! I had no clue. LOL
Just Keya

Clearly because someone has like 50 million of them. Like flucking roaches. Just when you think you got rid of them all, here comes another damn one. ugh.
jeniefrumdabloc™

You’re posting on her hobby and your click is getting her paid ….. The jokes just write themselves chile …. I can’t make this stuff up
jeniefrumdabloc™

bawhahahahah lolololol
WHITTYwithWORDS

lol
WHITTYwithWORDS

DA GOOGLE DOES IT ALL
Tazhette

My same EXACT first thought after reading this!
jeniefrumdabloc™

the first I’m hearing of this …. welp
SpillyNillie

I guess the white man conditioned Serena to believe that white is right. I’m out…PEEEAAAACCCEEEE <—- in my Martin's voice
Chitsngiggles

…………………..
jeniefrumdabloc™

Chile I spotted 4 different email addresses alone with that one …. so you can imagine chile
jeniefrumdabloc™

Oh my !!!!
Chitsngiggles

You know tax brackets play a big part too… But I won’t go there today….

Like I said the other day love is love water is wet blah blah blah
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

ION think color had anything to do with it, whale maybe GREEN
If a single affluent black man would’ve tried to court her, I’m sure she would’ve given it a shot. She still can. These two just started dating. And plus she can’t just date any ole body, she’s Serena Wms.

SO Saddle down. It’s too early for SR Race Wars to kick off
Jusstlookn2

HA HA, for him
nucynu25

U tried it.lol
jeniefrumdabloc™

I want some pizza
WHITTYwithWORDS

YEASSSSSSSSSS
Jusstlookn2

Agree with you sis! She dated black before, I really don’t think colors matter. I would like to think she dates who treats her well.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Nah that was when someONE told her to go to hail respectfully, of course…
luVn_liFe…

Let the media/blogs tell it she has a new man every week. A quickie doesn’t equate to commitment *tea*
JS
Renee Bee

Bloop! Bloop!
SummerBaby

I’ve been wanting deep dish pizza Chicago style ?
jeniefrumdabloc™

All money green chile
jeniefrumdabloc™

I want to walk and get some but too lazy
SpillyNillie

I said this in reference to comments made in the previous post. This is not my way of thinking but may be the way of others…
WHITTYwithWORDS

I want one and bih don’t you live in chicago
jeniefrumdabloc™

Hey there bew !
1/8

There are some really great white guys out there. My dad’s one of them. Maybe you should give them a try! ?
Chitsngiggles

Serena plays both sides…I won’t hold that against her. Her presence in the world is enough. She gotta have some kind of flaw. Hers may be weakness for the enemy..,,
jeniefrumdabloc™

Hilarious !!!
Chitsngiggles

……………………….??
1/8

Serena is gorgeous and an amazing athlete. She deserves a little happiness, no matter where she finds it.
SummerBaby

@Man taught us well
Terry bell

I see she is not wasting any time moving on…..lol
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Hmmmp
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Oh ok I gotcha
We dumb-fonting today. Me next
MissHarlem

Whore…..out of fckn order. Out of it. Damn shame. In any event enjoy your pussc Serena and keep doing the damn thing.
jeniefrumdabloc™

rofl lololol this is true !
1/8

Don’t knock it until you have tried it. To quote the title of one of Patti LaBelle’s books, “don’t block your blessings.” ?
SummerBaby

I’m trying to watch what I eat ??
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

SON

Enjoy your puss
#wellsaid
EasyBreezy

Something is off about this…….
jeniefrumdabloc™

Log out !!!! bawhahahaha
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

THey is dating! Exclusively… Git wit it!
iWasteTime

There is no 4 4 waving

Good for Serena, EYE knew you and Bae were friends!!
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

BUTTTT
EYE just got here yo! *bams something*
jeniefrumdabloc™

bawhahahaha chile ….
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Right SR just bought a new lipstick off her comment alone
MissHarlem

SON ?
MissHarlem

Hey hun
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

:woot: (flag on the play)

I need the byke ground on this, so I can laugh
jeniefrumdabloc™

On one chile rofl lololol
jeniefrumdabloc™

Hey there ….. way to bring down the hammer ….
Chitsngiggles

The white man. A blessing to me? Tuh. They need to go back to where they came from. Back to their dark caves where come from beastiality and filth. Fuking demons. All white people know how to do is take. Everything they have EVER done was all stolen from some other race. Even down to Christianity. WE have been a blessing to them. Don’t you ever put white man and blessing in the same sentence when responding to me. FOH.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Yes! Just straight to it!
jeniefrumdabloc™

bawhahahaha rofl !!!
MissHarlem

You know how us blunt gals are
Seavoo Play

What is that man gonna do with all that booty? He can’t handle it….I don’t believe this rumor at all…?

Hey hey hey! ??
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Wait, is that real?!?!?!
Did my President kick the damn door?
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Awwww chitttt. Yo Jenny!!!!

Today is National Chocolate Day!!!!!
Blaque Mahogany

She put the story downstairs. But I will give you the short version.

There was this white guy she worked with and they would sneak downstairs to the abandoned floor and roll around on the plastic left behind by the construction workers. They did this for a yr straight, each time getting closer and the closer to the moment she would finally taste his vanilla milk. Then one day, they snuck downstairs and he commenced to snacking on her box. So she began to reciprocate THEN the building manager walked in on them. She was embarrassed and relieved at the same time because ole boy’s penis was really small and limp. The end. I think she should try again.
iWasteTime

nah, it is not real but the only funny kicking down the door I could find
Kim Jones

So she went from dating a very handsome rapper with a beard….to being a beard. Okay! Whatever works for you, Serena!
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

TODAY is also:

International Animation Day
Lung Health Day
Plush Animal Lover’s Day
Separation of Church and State Day
Status of Liberty Dedication Day
Wild Foods Day

Hmmmm I wonder if humans can be considered into Plush Animals Lover’s Day. You never know

AND I guess I best go out and buy MsTake a Hallmahk card for Wild Foods Day
lyn Alexandra

Haha, and that’s how ya shut um down!
Seavoo Play

https://media3.giphy.com/media/xB1RqLGoBNh3W/giphy.gif
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Oh LOL
SOmebody on here would post a lady kicking a man if the butt. You seen that one? So funny!
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

I read that ‘hey hey hey’ like Duane
iWasteTime

has Halle logged in yet?
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Nooo not FOH MissyJ
*snorts*
Chitsngiggles

New Post
SummerBaby

Dead
SunRiseBlossom

The word color is not included in the definition of… HAPPINESS!!!
Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

THE PRAISE AND THE SHADE…MUAHAHA
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

I dew believe so :rollseyes:
Ms.Capricorn101

I don’t think Sandra wear lipstick, probably a book bag.lol
Jen_n_juice

Right. … Wayne, Young Thug, Baby, hell the whole YMCMB crew. .. I could keep going but won’t
Seavoo Play

Omg! I just finished my healthy lunch now I’m in search of a really really really really rich and delicious dessert…hmmm…??

Any suggestions?
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Don’tCHEW ROadSchowler me young lady!!!!!

I SAID WATT I SAID… SHE BOUGHT A NEW LIPSTICK. IT’S AH GIFT!!! DUH
1/8

Well, if you choose to limit your experiences in life, that’s your choice, but don’t push racial hatred on others. Some of us enjoy being happy, well-adjusted people. ?
Ms.Capricorn101

Lol. I couldn’t do nothing but laugh DTTS. You’re soooooo aggressive! Lol.
SunRiseBlossom

I MISS MAN :sadface:
jeniefrumdabloc™

Got that right chile !!!!!
SunRiseBlossom

Chits… did you or a love one of yours have a bad experience/past with people of another race? It seems as if your anger comes from a place of hurt and pain.
SunRiseBlossom

A Snickers Bar always hits the spot for me
Seavoo Play

I wish…allergic to chocolate….gluten ?
Yoni

Yes he did. LOL
SunRiseBlossom

I watch my food as I eat it too!!!
Yoni

I promise EYE….oops I mean THEY didn’t they said that the writing wasn’t what it use to be and BOOM, their rose was sprayed with some weed killer. LOL
Yoni

Yes it does. *giggles in hand like Celie*
SunRiseBlossom

Aaww… I’m sorry… When I was growing up I was told that I was allergic to chocolate. About a 6 months ago, it was confirmed by my skin doctor that I most certainly am not!!! I have been on a chocolate spree every since!!! Lol
Sassy24

Serena’s weave looks good up top finally.
Sassy24

I just posted the same thing. Looks like a professional did it and not her cousin in her kitchen.
Sincerity7

I hope this isn’t true. I wanted Serena and Drake to stay together.
jeniefrumdabloc™

Chile this gif is hilarious rofl
Traci404

I thought the Serena and Drake story, was not quite right. Serena started dating men that are Rich and white…. she speaks 3 languages – French, english and italian, has a cosmopolitan lifestyle. why waste that on a rapper?
Traci404

Drake… changes women like he changes his socks!
jeniefrumdabloc™

Finally …… it looks nice
Sassy24

Yes
Cricket404

Yay! How many black guys approach her honestly, most are probably gold diggers or have control issues that would have her playing tennis in Islamic attire. The white boy probably thinks she’s absolutely gorgeous and worships the ground she walks on. Drake is too effeminate.
NeverSurprised

Hopefully she, and all black women, will start preferring any men who treat them with RESPECT. Men who are accomplished in their own right, who don’t have 10 babies by 9 different women, men who see themselves as MEN, and not as “nigg@s”, and who don’t use every opportunity to sneak around the corner to have sex with other men. Black women need to start demanding MORE from the men in their lives. That means not settling for the lowest common denominator. I don’t care what color the young man is, so long as he treats her right.
Readytochokemothernatureonout

Whomever she chooses it’s her choice. We all want happy.
Felicia Ward

Y’all never know…he might be looking for someone to break HIS back…
fresnostateofmind

Bwahahaha!!!
BLOODBLOOD

Hold on is Sandra trying to say Drake gay?
Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

Oh you didn’t know if you’re black and only date black you have issues. You’re limmtiting yourself to only one race which so happens to be your own. Never mind that everyone else does it but if you’re black and you do you’re out of line. ? Blacks can’t date other blacks with out some foot shuffler, or “biracial” getting upset. They can stay mad I love what I see so I want a man that reflects that.
SouljaSociety

She is disgusting… She lost all support ever from me.

Ha, and I bet she’s gonna have a box of vibrators with this inbred,weak,recessive gene carrying, beta male, shrimp dick homosexual.
Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

She couldn’t have found a wealthy FOREIGN NOT DOMESTIC black man? Sheesh
Empress

Dead t the last line in this story. I can’t even repeat it. DWL
Empress

Dead at the last line in this story, I can’t even repeat it! DWL
http://www.instagram.com/syncereb Issa Iyalode

Urrr uhh no. Just no.
Greg: Less hate, more love.

Lol smh.
Greg: Less hate, more love.

Serena is absolutely gorgeous, from her body, to that smile. Every time I see a picture of her, no lie, I get goosebumps.
OvertheMississippi

But, she is fond of someone (black) who sexually assaulted her at a young age. ???
Greg: Less hate, more love.

That’s not true at all. Serena dates men who treat her like the queen she is. She’s dated Black men, ex, Keyshawn Johnson, Lennox Lewis, Common, and Drake.
Greg: Less hate, more love.

That’s not true at all. Serena dates men who treat her like the queen she is. She’s dated Black men, ex, Keyshawn Johnson, Lennox Lewis, Common, and Drake. The color of a person’s skin shouldn’t matter either way.
Greg: Less hate, more love.

Lucky guy! Serena is absolutely gorgeous, from her body, to that smile. Every time I see a picture of her, no lie, I get goosebumps.
Fendi

He looks gay and she looks masculine. Game, set, match?!.
Fendi

Not petty. With all the money she has made, she can afford to have Kim Kimble or someone decent lay her weaves down. She buys the worst wigs and has the worst weaves. I’ve seen $25 wigs online that run circles around the isht she wears.
Fendi

Agreed.
beth hawkins

Dyke lesbian and a gay man, now they make an handsome couple.
zeta4life

Chits….whats going on with you for real….#nojudegement
ChampagnePapiDevine!????

That’s true but that Lust thing that was going on with these two… was nothing more and nothing less then an “Publicity Stunt” Sad she let him do that to her.. have some Self-esteem Serena.
Enoughsaid2020

All lies! They probably took a picture, or had a business lunch, and now they are dating. SMH!
Lindac

When did she break it off with her Tennis Coach?
Dr.Rue

He’s a cutie and he’s tall..like NBA tall and rich. Good for you Serena!
Dr.Rue

Preach! Was just telling my sister the other day. Stop waiting for someone who has a similar skin color to you.
Mister Fantastic

Too much booty in the pants…