yeast bread

A feminist blogger caused an uproar on social media for doing something cringeworthy: she claims to have baked sourdough bread using the discharge from her vaginal yeast infection.

Before you gag and throw up, you should know that Candida yeast is normally found in tiny amounts in your vagina and throat.

In a post titled "I’m making sourdough with my vaginal yeast", blogger Stavvers wrote that she thought of the idea when she awoke one morning and felt the familiar itching from the irritation caused by the thick white vaginal discharge.

Stavvers said she scooped the Candida yeast off her dildo and used it to bake sourdough bread.

Stavvers writes:

It all started with a fatal combination of a slightly perverse sense of humour, a keenly scientific mind, and touch of the thrush. Waking up on Saturday with the familiar itchy burny fanny, I giggled to myself “maybe I could make bread with that”. And that ticked into, “well, I’ve always wanted to try making my own sourdough anyway” and then a “fuck, would that even work?” and then I got curious and the next thing that happened was I was scraping white goop off of a dildo into a bowl of flour mixed with water.

Candida overgrowth is usually caused by a compromised immune system from HIV/AIDS infection (vaginal and oral thrush), or longterm antibiotic therapy. Pregnancy may also cause yeast infection from the high levels of Estrogen in pregnant women.

Yeast can also grow out of control from eating a poor diet high in sugar or having poor feminine hygiene.

It should be noted that Candida yeast and baker's yeast are not the same thing. Though both yeasts are normally found on the body in tiny amounts.

Baker's yeast is that white goop you see on dark grapes or plums when they start to rot.

  • Hmmm~?

    ...... I got nothin

  • luVn_liFe…

    "Before you gag and throw up, you should know that Candida yeast is normally found in tiny amounts in your vagina and throat"
    ANNNNDDDD???????
    this is some nasty a s s chit! funky a s s scraping panty waste into a bowl!???
    WHET
    HUH
    FUGGING GROSS!

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    What's wrong with people?

  • luVn_liFe…

    on this note :peace:
    da
    hayle?!!??

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Yeah I'm gonna go marinate my meat for tomorrow because lawdt....

  • Olivia Nope

    D*ammit man!!! Nope nope nopity nope nope!!

  • hotcocoa2

    .................

  • luVn_liFe…

    and another thang, that chic is nasty as fcuk, yew see that chit bubbling in that bowl like it is rancid as EVER?
    NO!!!

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Would never eat at house and sue her if I had cause she make have put some bodily fluid in my shiat.

    It's probably Friendship cake batter...I'm out

  • mainey

    Ol nasty arse, aint got nothing better to do, get a dam job!!!

  • Too Many Colors

    Who she feed that bread too? ?

  • Too Many Colors

    It's Dub hun bun!

  • Too Many Colors

    Where is @DTTS?

    This some ?? shat

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    This is Fuggin gross yo

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Good grief...

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Just by them eyes bytch can miss me ?

  • That’s Interesting

    Eww eww and more eww!

  • casiepriest33

    Nasty bish

  • That’s Interesting

    I bet this nasty b itch ate it too.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    O.HELL.NO!?

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Could you imagine the smell in that kitchen

  • mainey

    Ho Logic

  • PettyEyezPrime

    She probably used her GOOD dishes too. NASTY HOE!

  • AnonymousRose

    White folks chyt, but wait we gonna follow, we've picked up all these nasty azz folks chyt... All the way down to licking dogs in the mouth, to eating azz holes......just filthy as hell......did I piss anybody off....if not

    Have a great thanksgiving roses.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    TUH - NOT HERE BAYYYYYYBEEEE

    Walking around moth all broke and shiat, talkn bout I know what happened, I'm stressed. No the hell you knot, you nassy.

    I'm working on my cornbread for my dressing in my CLEAN Kitchen

    HOlla COCO

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Say whet now bish? I won't even let you in my kitchen if you don't wash your hands and this chick is digging in her cooch?

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Adam Chandler from All my Children passed on today. I remember watching soaps with my Mommy. RIP David Canary.

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    At least she's honest about her mystery ingredient. Think of the restaurant cooks who add mystery ingredients to food and don't tell you.

  • Ladysweetthang

    Nasty chick said she woke up on Saturday with a familiar itch. Smh i guess yeast infections are normal for her. ilk

  • my view

    This lady needs help and someone in her life to tell her no just no

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile Adam died from all my children ???? awww noooooo

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    I remember him as the hunky ranch hand "Candy" on Bonanza.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Oh man. Adam and Stuart Chandler are legendary soap characters. He was an amazing actor. RIP David Canary.

  • AnonymousRose

    I just read about that, I was an all my children fam back in the days....sorry to hear that

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I won't even mix hair products my kitchen and she is mixing cooch discharge. I just... goodness.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    He was actually sick when the show was still airing all my children that is... Took quite a few breaks ?? aawww Rip

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Yeah I hate to hear that... ??? he was up there too with my main favorite characters ???

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Ole boy that played Joey on one life to live died the other week too... Back in the day he had a really bad drug problem I think... ??

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    He did? I had no idea. I grew up watching AMC with my granny, was one of my favorite soaps.

  • MookieFly

    Probably her children. With a big smile too, talking about Motha Nature provide all the ingredients. Just nasty

  • MookieFly

    Smh. Next she making doughnuts, activia yogurt, fine wine, puccee cheese, etc

  • Auditor

    You can get it from not keeping dry down there too...I don't fck with cotton panties no more only nylon just for that reason. But then again I gave up on panties since moving to one of the hottest places in America lol...only on the menses...

  • Auditor

    O and birth control too...they had me on generic and kept getting them...told they ass every damn time no generics!

  • Auditor

    #dead at panty waste...ain't no damn panty waste cause it ain't normal to have! Lol

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    And THIS is the reason why I skip ALL potlucks and carry ins!

    FUGG THAT...AND HER!

    ...I mean she took the TIME to...nevermind.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    DAMMIT SAN!...?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    You know? Ugh!

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Because of the Estrogen in the pills.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    You know she did...and licked the spoon.

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Actually doctors suggest only wearing cotton panties to ward off yeast infections. Nylon is definitely not advised.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    That's him?! Really.?

  • Auditor

    I get the cotton crotch lol...I can't do cotton...doesn't dry as well in this heat

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Yes he was.

  • Auditor

    Oh I know...I understood why my grandma told the drs she don't mess with generics tho. Generics are cheaper for a reason...low quality. I paid EXTRA for the name brand otherwise I would have problems...

  • Auditor

    Lol I feel you

  • That’s Interesting

    I can't. Lol.

  • Michelle1953

    But why tho?????????

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Nathaniel Marston. Sad

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    In the kitchen Betty Crockering I'll try scratch for Crimuh. Pray for my chirrens then lol.

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Yes. I'm a big Bonanza fan. I DVR the reruns every day.

  • That’s Interesting

    Pantiliners!

  • AnonymousRose

    u remember when kelly ripa played the neice that got in trouble all the time, chile and the first TODD, Erica Cane was a Bad Bish she had all the men
    adam
    palmer
    demitri, i thought he was so sezy
    travis, lol who i missed

  • AnonymousRose

    how could i forget jackson,

  • 1/8

    We just had a potluck and I didn't touch any of that mess. I stayed in my office with the door closed, crunching numbers and listening to Anita Baker's Christmas album.

  • That’s Interesting

    LMAO!

  • AnonymousRose

    what happen to kendall, rthe first one not the last one they had, whats her name with the long nose

  • Kilroy

    Sick bytch

  • AnonymousRose

    we did too, i look and said , WATER, im not eating that mess....

  • AnonymousRose

    log off, lol please

  • Auditor

    Hell I'd really have it then...I can't wait to get off them damn pads at the end...I might try 100% cotton with no chemicals...they be tryna put scent in em n ish...no no NO...

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Wasn't the first one Buffy on Buffy da vampire slayer da show ?

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    That was Trevor daughter Chile that's back when Janet from another planet was on there Chile ??? I think I was around 9 or 10 yrs old watching that ????

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Yep he was sick back when the show was on

  • Karma WhO

    This was t.m.I.

  • understandingoverignorance

    Okay...I'm out sorry Sandra.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    If they ever put my old soaps on DVD I'm getting them ??? Chile ... Lawd

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Bawahahha

  • 1/8

    I'm not paying an ER copay, because someone made potato salad and didn't wash their hands after using the bathroom! ?

  • LipstickANDlace

    I wonder if this bat crazy heifer has any friends? Be warned don't EVER eat at her house!!! ???????

  • Bam Bam Li

    ........goodnight folks

  • Bam Bam Li

    Whhhyyyyy ????

  • Auditor

    #dead...you ain't lying!

  • thrift.store.jungle

    i feel nauseous

  • thrift.store.jungle

    really makes u think twice about the holiday office potluck.

  • maleorderside

    But her corn bread be on point :/

  • AnonymousRose

    or you pulling out cat hair in your dressing, chitting me

  • AnonymousRose

    yesssssssssssssssssssssss, trevor you so right, I said adam.. hot dam girl, yes thang was crazy... hahaha

  • AnonymousRose

    i think that was her with that long nose, that was sneaky as hell....you remember when jennny died, i cried so hard, in that jet ski accident, do you remember jesse and angie, wheeee chile memories

  • ???

    The first Todd was fine.

  • GuestSTAR

    I'm on to read the comments and get a few laughs before I shut it down for the night.........

  • GuestSTAR

    They always walkin in with 'their' crock pots full of food and its always the one's with 15 cats, 4 dogs, 2 hamsters, 7 turtles and a pet rabbit coming in with homemade food, SMH. When it starts, I leave because folks will walk by, "you comin" or "come on let's go get some food before its all gone. I can't.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    A. Filthy. Barn-raised. In-bred. BISH.
    She canNOT have any real frens?????

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Rofl!!!!!

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    What is wrong with folks smh lol

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Yep Jenie! You can't tell me her parents ain't related, by blood. Nasty azz bum bish.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    I hate I laughed at this. LMAO !!!!!!!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Bye!!! :ghost:

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    ROFL!!!!!!!!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    I hatechu! Lawd..... :hot tears:

  • Tami

    GROSS! This is why I don't like eating out or partaking in the office potluck lunches!!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    *sits with you eating bagged chips and bottled water*
    "Pot" and "luck" don't even go together, smh... sound like you taking a gamble, no Ma'am!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    This EXACTLY what I do! (And order me a quickly fresh sub from Jimmy John's)

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    And the really 'social' ones will bring you a plate (which I let sit on the edge of my desk until trash collection time) :tea:

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Hahahahaha!!!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    No home training, smh

  • Maya

    Savage.

  • Torae

    Beast...these feminist white women are disgusting. I was reading an article the other day about one on their period at work and other cowokers thought there was a dead rodent in the room the lady went to use the bathroom and the dead animal was her on her period....BARF...she wrote an email to her coworkers that were still looking for the dead rodent and told them it was her on her period....they thought it was funny *chuckle* *chuckle* nasty mothafuckas..

  • rodt

    Why you always lyinnn

  • Noirluv45

    I just can't! No! Not tonight, tomorrow night or any other night. Lord please come quickly!!!

  • Noirluv45

    If the story above didn't make me throw up, this one did. My sister works for a drug rehab clinic, and the things these White folks do will make you want to leave this world.

  • Livelifeatl

    Who thinks to do this! So did she eat it or serve it to her friend?

  • ArDnAhC45

    Nasty bcith, in that order.

  • the guest

    Nasty psychopathic bish. Really makes one rethink eating in restaurants because you never know who's cooking in the kitchen and the nasty things people are capable of. There's no way this psycho is the first to do something like this.

  • the guest

    I wrote my comment up thread before I saw this comment. Really makes one rethink eating in restaurants. Wasn't there a story a few years back with a chef using his wife's breast milk in recipes. What possesses people to put bodily fluids in food.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile yess !

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Called him uncle pork chop ????

  • esh

    seriously why even put that in the article. who gives a dam where its found, that means crap to me. its nasty no matter where you get it from.

  • Tammie Reed

    this........................

  • Di Ana

    Yes I know it's nasty yall, but it's possible to bake just about anything.

  • SellieBaby

    Honestly...there's a potluck at work today...

  • tynamight

    Now, Miss Sandy Rose, I know your computer almost blew up when you typed up this article. Gone 'head and grease it down w/ some Monistat. #grossDOTcom

  • tynamight

    Look at you...looking on the bright side of thangs.

  • tynamight

    Someone call a medic! This chil' needs the help of the lordt!

  • TeeTee

    Disgusting

  • KB

    ^^^^ROFLMAO with this picture.

  • Luv Pitties

    Who's going to eat this twat loaf that she so lovingly baked??

  • http://batman-news.com Mama Dee’s Wig Maker

    I said it once and I'll say it again...This Bish Is Nasty!!! This is why I do not eat everyone's' food!!

  • SpillyNillie

    Nasty B!tch!!!

  • first page

    did she get paid for this?...

  • Fendi

    She is beyond foul.

  • yallcrazy

    Just nasty AF! And exactly why I don't eat sh!t they bring in to work.

  • Shira Harding-James

    You're saying yeast infections arent normal to have?

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    WHAT THE FOCK IS THE FAWKERY??

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    BUT SHE SCRAPED IT OFF HER DILDO...WHAT THEE FAWK!!

  • ~~eb

    She need her behind beat! As a baker, that is beyond GROSS!

  • Lolalao

    Yep..a Chinese Restaurant closed down due to them using semen in their dishes.

  • Sincerity7

    So who ate this bread tho??

  • Empress

    It's been done before even used for making beer. Attention seeking Beckys and strange men who will put just about anything in their mouth come up with all kinds of nonsense. There are breast milk ice creams and cheeses in Europe and Asia.

  • Calikush

    Nasty bish!!!!! Man, white folks be the main ones doing all this nasty shat! Smh!

  • Calikush

    Hey Sandra! My Pa-pa loves Bonanza! It comes on Me-tv! I watch it sometimes!

  • VV

    Imma need my white friends to explain this nasty chit! SMH

  • VV

    Stop, its pre-thanksgiving...I'm going to lose my appetite! :-/

  • LipstickANDlace

    ??

  • LipstickANDlace

    Hell yeah. A former coworker of mine bought greens In a crock pot. Why did it have roaches in it. And he tried to play it off talking about it was brunt and threw it away. ???

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    I used to dine at McDonald's until a former employee told me what was in their special sauce.

  • thrift.store.jungle

    oh no! i would have thrown up on the spot. how nasty!

  • Auditor

    No it's not...that's why it's called an infection...

  • eljjai

    nasty bish

  • 1/8

    We had pizza, today. When I walked into the break room, there were several people standing over the food, laughing and talking. All I could think about were the little droplets of saliva, falling from their mouths. I turned around and left the room.

  • 1/8

    Yuck! ?

  • Sainthella

    Sounds like she has more than a yeast infection if she had enough discharge to bake bread

  • Linda NaeNae Owens

    Just wondering what happened with the remaining bread did she save it for thanksyeasting for her feast

  • Linda NaeNae Owens

    Just wondering what happened with the remaining bread did she save it for thanksyeasting for her feast