Adele‘s bodyguard nearly broke Twitter.com over the weekend. Adele’s female and male fans alike are salivating over the former Mr. Europe.

Mashable blog tracked down his government name, Peter Van der Veen, and the fact that he once guarded Lady Gaga’s superstar bod.

Twitter followers are flooding Adele’s timeline with tweets detailing what they would do to Peter’s hawt body.

“Adele’s bodyguard could Set Fire to the Rain, he is that hot,” tweeted one Adele follower.

A Mashable commenter wrote: “That awkward moment when Adele becomes the bodyguard for her hot bodyguard.”


  • iWasteTime

    le sigh

  • lil goodie

    Looks gay

  • GTFOHWTBS

    good gawd. im getting hot

  • Di Ana

    He aight but the face don’t go with the body.

  • Di Ana

    Lol

  • Futuredocdonte

    ? nicca up there with his birdcage showing looking like a roast chicken. Ol Roger from America Dad head azz

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    he’s sexier clothed… the shirtless pic looks ‘odd’ …let’s keep it covered Van der Peen!
    *giggles*

  • yallcrazy

    I don’t like that 1st pic he look like a d!ck head. But the ones in his clothes and beard are very nice.

  • LibraGirlonly

    Must be a slow news day.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    He looks nice in his suit! :woot:

  • harley_quinn2.0

    He looks better dressed. That pic with his shirt off makes him look like Bull from Night Court.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Looks photo shopped ?

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    meh..does nothing for my juices…kinda dried my “rain” up…

  • VDot

    Ummm he looks like a bloated Q-tip in that shirtless pic.

  • Junkanoo

    Adele dresses like a mature celebrity from the 1960’s ….. I don’t understand all the hype around her an her sad depressing catalog of songs

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    #1 He needs to take his hands up off his hip :blink:

  • SummerBaby

    That 1st pic reminds me of A Different World when Whitley photoshopped Dewayne Wayne’s head on a muscular body for that calendar she was working on ?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Now that’s ah Rarity! :hahaha:
    :kiss:

  • iWasteTime

    Dizzle!!!!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    I saw an episode this weekend. When Kimberly was waiting on her Medical School acceptance letters :)
    :heart:

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    WATT she got some cobbler in the side of her mouth?! :rofl: :rofl:

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    *cackles*
    (you know you want some, ROFL!)

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Bull :dead:
    Roz :ghost:

  • jussaying

    The first pic does not look real… And/or it looks like it was dug from 1995…

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    WHALE I guess Imma go eat my 4lb salad now :rofl:

  • Sincerity7

    I thought the same thing. Photo looks strange and slightly ghey.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Roz was the shiznyee. Everytime I look at dude uptop I’m like ooohkay ?

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I remember ????

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Peter Van der Veen
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Farfegnuggen :wail:

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Well he looks better with hair but I will still pass.

    I thought Adele was a lot smaller now. Guess not. Shrug. She still has a pretty face…most of the time.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    It’s probably a photo he used when auditioned for a part on Baywatch ???

  • thrift.store.jungle

    although vanilla is not my preferred flavor i can say that he looks better in the suit.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I thought so too ?

  • Just Keya

    Now I am singing the theme music in my head….well humming it, it did not have words lol

  • ShelbyMoore

    He looks better in the suit.

  • Ms.Capricorn101

    Why his head shaped like a jelly bean?

  • my view

    I don’t see how he almost broke the net

  • SummerBaby

    He has crazy eyes in that pic w/Adele ?

  • Bootcampgirl

    Afternoon Roses…
    The suit I like, that one uptop, not so much…

  • iWasteTime

    He looks better in the suit with the buzz cut. ..

  • MissyJ

    He look better clothes on… That old spice look is not for him

  • Too Many Colors

    With his clothes on he kinda cute. Without em he look like a muscular Conehead

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I loved that theme song. I would say night court, golden girls, and Laverne & Shirley have the best theme songs ?.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Agreed!

  • Too Many Colors

    I see he one of those that don’t tan well maybe

  • Ms.Capricorn101

    @View. He probably laid that heavy ass head on the net, therefore breaking it.

  • Bootcampgirl

    Adele killing it in record sales…

  • my view

    lololol

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I think he’s in snap a bytch neck mode just in case someone gets too close.

  • my view

    she made history or something like that….sadly i wasn’t apart of the 3.however million

  • Just Keya

    YES!!!!

  • Bootcampgirl

    I was…sort of…

  • SummerBaby

    That’s probably what it is

  • Bootcampgirl

    bryanboy is thirsty…lol

  • MissyJ

    For those that don’t know… This man is precisely what white dack look like ???

  • ShelbyMoore

    I still can’t believe Adele’s supposedly in her 20’s. Geeze she looks old.

  • Yardgirl

    Yep first thing I thought was photo shopped. Looking like the small headed dude from Beetlejuice!! o_O *shudder*

  • Bootcampgirl

    upon further viewing, he puts me in the mind of David Beckham and Jason Statham(Transporter)…very nice looking in suits…

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    off topic: can we just give Jared “Subway” Fogle’s Ex-wife a round of applause for taking her kids, her original last name, and getting the fugg on somewhere AWAY from Jared and his mess! Finally, somebody chose not to ‘stand by her man’ and his b.s. Chick will not be talking about ‘it’s a private family matter that will make us stronger in the end, so please respect our marriage and our privacy’ …old girl said fugg you Jared, and it’ll be cold day on the subway before you see MY chirrens again! :applause:

  • harley_quinn2.0

    ???

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    what is “white rack” @missyjsays???

  • Bootcampgirl

    :Applause: that was her best option, what kind of example is that for her kids…

  • Just Keya

    That is fantastic!!!!! You go lady!!!! Collect your coin and get gone!

  • Bootcampgirl

    All the way off topic: Anyone with a Roku having issues with casting??

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    I’ve had none (could it be a problem with one of your other accounts?)

  • Bootcampgirl

    Honey Boo Boo mama should have took notes and maybe they show would still be on air…:kona:

  • shaybytheway

    A true butta face!

  • Too Many Colors

    I read that shit when divorce was final few days ago like bish you better geaux!?

  • Too Many Colors

    THIS HERE.

  • Bootcampgirl

    I don’t think so, you have the beta version still right? Or did you get something else..when I try to connect from my laptop is shows as a device and starts to load on the tv screen but then just shuts off???? I bought a Chromecast..

  • jussaying

    lmbo!! that’s the only explanation for that goofy arse pose.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    :woohoo:

  • jussaying

    it’s just annoying to me when she’s praised for a ‘soulful’ “big” voice, but our singers who can sing just as soulfully or big are overlooked. but that seems to be a common thing – white people getting praised for making “black” music, however, when it’s the inverse.. crickets.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Yasss! said she filed within HOURS of hearing of his plea deal! Lol! she was probably round there talkin bout, ‘yall get your shoes on and get in the car!’ ROFL!!!!!

  • jussaying

    lol noo, that 70s show. i love that theme song: hello wisconsinnnnn.

    eta: fresh prince.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    (I don’t think June got right good sense, smh)

  • Just Keya

    *snickers* So Lisa Turtle is on IG talking her ex husband’s peen smells like corn chips….mind you, she was the one screwing him. #IHollered but #TheyBothNasty

  • Bootcampgirl

    Agreed, but honestly, I did like that show…:ashamed:

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Is that the one with the mental illness?

  • Just Keya

    Her or him? I think they both have one. But she read the shyt outta him though. smh.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    um, you’ve lost me… where is Time Waster??????? :kona:

  • iWasteTime

    she got a ig??
    what is the @?

  • Bootcampgirl

    lol…

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Is that the white man you had the torrid love affair with?

  • Just Keya

    @thelarkvoorhies

  • my view

    She came back and said she was hacked lolol

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    I too enjoyed it (but probably for all the wrong reasons… now I watch Hollywood Hillbillies… :kona: )

  • Jen_n_juice

    Not my cup of tea but hey I’m sure he’s nice in someone’s eye

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    No, Keya!!!! where is her mama???? :ghost:

  • lil goodie

    Keep ya clothes on and then say chez……Looks better

  • Bootcampgirl

    State of Emergency called for OK yesterday…yikes…I am not ready for this weather at all…

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    you & Keya goin to hail… CRINE.

  • Too Many Colors

    I blame her mother. For allowing her speak/be on social media period

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Hey DTS…(HHHUGGS) LOL truth..

  • lil goodie

    What you got going?

  • Too Many Colors

    I just said this

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    get out mine!

  • Just Keya

    Her pictures on IG look 100x better than we have seen her. She looks good and healthy. But I am still cracking up! Said the ex has an Obama phone.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    what yall getting????

  • Just Keya

    she said her ex has an Obama phone that she had to keep putting minutes on. hahahahahahaha

  • jussaying

    aww i love jason’s five head self. did you see him in that movie spy?

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    LMAO! I might should leave…. ’cause… :ghost:

  • iWasteTime

    I was just thinking that and she seems lucid talking about how broke Jimmy is and putting money on his Obama phone!!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    well maybe this is a good sign :think: maybe she’s back on her meds…

  • Just Keya

    I am thinking so.

  • Just Keya

    Then went on to say he got fired from Taco Bell. I am DONE!

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Do you see his stonewash jeans ?

  • Bootcampgirl

    I have, I more like his Crank and Transporter roles…That entire 1st scene of Transporter 1 is the business…

  • Bootcampgirl

    Oh, I live in DE, is was just reading about OK

  • Too Many Colors

    Me too?

  • harley_quinn2.0

    That it’s show doesn’t even come close. I’ll give fresh prince a honorable mention.

  • jussaying

    i didn’t make it through crank but i love his transporter roles and italian job. my favorite film he’s been will forever be Snatch though. brad pitt’s character lol. love him for days.

  • http://totallifechanges.com/PurTEA VanillaCaramel2shotsExpresso

    Exactly….

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Clothed yes up top nooooo

  • Just Keya

    She did not have to read him like that. Said it is no sex tape because the man can not afford a camera. Oh and she is finishing up her album -_-

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    lawd, Rofl! (but is that where she met him?) :kona:

  • Just Keya

    RIGHT!!!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    I want you to get off her page… :tears:

  • jussaying

    whaaaat, lol nooo i love the baseline. moesha was a fave one of mine too and the parkers. OH OH DOUG. douuuug was like that. and dexter’s lab and power puff girls. fiiiightiiiing criiiime, trying to saaaaaave the worrrlllddd.. here they come juuuuust in tiiime. OH OH and duck tales! and proud family!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6l6Lw8bPWI&list=PLEzsuLYKNT8tXe5-kCL07_zrtFB84Yahe

  • Just Keya

    I really need to. hahahhahah.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Album? ?

  • Just Keya

    Proud Family was my ish!

  • jussaying

    lmao at least they aren’t those ugly jean cargo pants.

  • Just Keya

    Album. Said she coming for that number one spot. lmao. No, she did not say that. But her album will sadly sit right next to Gina’s from Martin…

  • http://totallifechanges.com/PurTEA VanillaCaramel2shotsExpresso

    I think his body is too big for his little round head ? I think he looks better in his suit …

  • Yoni

    Backwoods incest trailer type sense.

  • jussaying

    man that cartoon holds a special place in my heart.. lol also i’m mad i’m jamming to this duck tales song liiike. yasss, sing it girl. not ponytails or cotton taaaillls, it’s DUCK taaaales.

  • Sexy CJ

    ***********

  • Too Many Colors

    Just read…that was her third husband.

  • Bam Bam Li

    Just no…..his head looks photoshopped onto his body….just no, seen better lol

  • Too Many Colors

    New post

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    she said tell Adele to look over her shoulder? Lol!

  • Too Many Colors

    I’m dead AF at this meme. ?

  • Just Keya

    DEAD

  • Just Keya

    Say what?! smh

  • Yoni

    But did you see where a chimney intruder got lit the fugg up? I thought about you and “ashy” in yo gravi. That fugga tried to break in. Got stuck. Homeowner came home like “shidd it’s cold in he’a.” *lights fire and chestnuts* Heard screaming and the dumb fugga died. #vapesweak

  • MissyJ

    As much as I type dack my phone still don’t wanna act right ??

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    ROFL!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    hush!!??
    see that’s why you need a screeM on your chimley!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    right. like when the two ‘smartest’ cousins get chose to marry so they can hook their camper plumbing to the big trailer :no:

  • PettyEyezPrime

    This is what’s hot? I’m going to die alone? then.
    He would have to be fully clothed all the time. Even in the shower.

  • SunnyChi

    That head on that body, crazy looking.

    Not hawt at all.

  • Yoni

    Sorta, but different. LOL

  • Yoni

    Keeps the critters out………LITERALLY! And in THIS case, a CRISPY critter.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    my baby sister texted me a couple weeks ago. she was barricaded in her room because they were having the chimney serviced, and the people found birds. she said there were 2 techs but one had to do all the work because the other one (a young brother) was scared of birds. LMAO!!!!!!!!!

  • therealashland

    the shirtless picture , makes him look like ding a ling

  • i troll it like i see it

    Clearly he puts in work at the gym, good on him for that…don’t know if he “sets fire to the rain” but more handsome than average men for sure.

  • Yoni

    #fired – no pun LMAO

  • Empress

    Uuhm that top pic? Is that Mr Clean does a porn? No thank you.

  • Lolalao

    He looks better in the second pic. I like chocolate so I’ve got nothing..

  • JustmeMiMi

    This dude looks like those creatures in I Am Legend. Please keep your clothes on sir smh.

  • Renee Bee

    Move along folks. Nothing to see here. ?

  • lyn Alexandra

    Looks better with clothes on, but still not attractive to me, I like straight men.

  • lyn Alexandra

    Lol

  • lyn Alexandra

    Right!

  • Hmmm~?

    I wake up and this is the first thing I see on Twitter. I swear, sprites always get hyped for having the most basic features. This guy looks like a bald muscular thumb. Ain’t nothing special about him other than muscles.

  • lyn Alexandra

    The muscles even gross me out, his head to small, looks put together like legos!

  • Brownie

    His head/ shoulder ratio….

  • Meme81

    He looks better with clothes on, but even then…eh.

  • Meme81

    Exactly, I wrote the same thing before I saw your comment. His shirtless pic he looks disproportionate or sumthin’.

  • Fendi

    He looks better clothed. He looks like a voodoo doll in that shirtless pic. Shrunken head self.

  • Fendi

    Mr. Clean.

  • Willetta

    How YOU Doin’??!!

  • Dee

    He looks better with clothing on and maybe even a hat. Yuck.

  • morenYAHdelsur

    He likes them BBW!

  • Sleepy One

    He looks better with clothes on, his head don’t match his body.

  • morenYAHdelsur

    LOL! Looks a little odd in that first pic ?

  • morenYAHdelsur

    Not a thumb though ????

  • LipstickANDlace

    Ummm no

  • I cAll ThE sHoTs…

    He looks like a peenus

  • Daffany Rose-Gilbert

    Big body lil head

  • Luv Pitties

    I was thinking the same thing and he’s probably a bottom. Lol

  • Luv Pitties

    I bet he talks just like him too, lol

  • hotcocoa2

    Ewww…

  • 1/8

    I’m one to talk, but he’s too vanilla for me.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Bless her heart. I was wondering if that was before or after…nevermind.

  • Calikush

    ???What’s up with the photo with his shirt off? Yeah, he looks a little zesty! But whatevs!

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    I know I shouldn’t be laughing…

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    How in the hayle did she fast track that? He just pled. That thing is over already? Did he sign in prison and just said eff it?

  • JENNYJONES1

    HE LOOKS BETTER WITH HIS CLOTHES ON, IN A SUIT B/C YES HE DOES LOOK A WEE BIT GAY WITH THE SHIRT OFF AND THAT LONG NECK. LOL!!!……..JENNY JONES!!!

  • abby500

    His head is too small for his body.

  • Gina Waters

    He gives me gas #kanyeshrug.

  • tynamight

    I mean, he alright if u n2 muscular white men. *yawns*

  • chappedlippz

    His head does not match his body….