Ray Duran

Loyal reader Sybil writes:

Good Afternoon Sandra,

I am sending you a few updated photos of Ray Duran, who you so graciously allowed the opportunity to adorn the pages of SandraRose Morning Wood a few years ago.

Currently Ray has added to his arsenal as an underwear model, doing National commercials for Harley Davidson, Crest, and Yamaha. Recently Ray Duran open the LA Fashion Week opening day ceremony. Additionally Ray was a Top 50 Physique Contestant in the Mr. Olympia 2015 Competition.

Along with his many personal endeavors Ray is a real business man, with a growing Real Estate venture under his belt in the Greater Los Angeles community.

Please allow Ray Duran another opportunity to decorate the pages on your website.

With Best Regards,

Sybil Myers

https://www.facebook.com/ray.woods
https://www.twitter.com/@ray_duran_
https://www.instagram.com/ray_duran_/

MEN: If you would like to be considered for MORNING WOOD, please email 5-6 of your best quality photos, including SHIRTLESS shots, to sandra @ sandrarose.com (remove spaces). Please keep your emails short. Emails will be edited for length and promotional spam.

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  • SummerBaby

    Nice body!

  • SunRiseBlossom

    Yes Lawd! My Eyes have seen the goodness of man... Whew...

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    That V always leads to the sweet spot. I just wonder how sweet this spot is.

  • just being me

    This would be my Tyrone when the steady not acting right lol

  • Too Many Colors

    Loyal reader Sybil
    ^^^^^
    *Cackles*

  • SunRiseBlossom

    So are you assuming that he is gay?

  • SunRiseBlossom

    #RaisingMyHand ... Mine too!!! Lol

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Nope you're going to be good for the next 5 minutes.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    This is the site for unclockables. *sigh* but honestly I'd probably hit it because I love chocolate.

  • SunRiseBlossom

    LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • iWasteTime

    Waiting for the blog to declare him le ghey in 5 ... 4... 3.....

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I hope not. Chocolate Milk does a body good and we've had so little of it available these days.

  • Rayne

    I like the way his meat is seasoned. yup

  • Too Many Colors

    I had some last weekend.

  • Datsmdubya2u2

    Ray Duran you're a lucky man...the Roses are being nice to you...only 1 ghey reference!

  • Datsmdubya2u2

    So far

  • eljjai

    sorry but all this unclockable biznez got me side eyeing all men. His v looks a little too wide to me.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Bish take your bragging azz somewhere else. I'm about to take a dayum dack day this week. What's that meeting on my calendar? Dack.

  • Too Many Colors

    Hail to this mayne V

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    You just have to ask the question around these parts. I did it before anyone else could.

  • Datsmdubya2u2

    And is his last name Duran or Woods?

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    These folks are nice and all but where's the dack pic at? That should be a requirement to call someone 'morning wood'. Because morning wood needs to inspire morning wetness.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Afternoon! His body is nice. I be drawing shapes and figures on their bodies all because Sandra did the education. Walking down the street picturing trapezoids and rhombi ?? instead of faces.

  • Too Many Colors

    I am WEAK as fugg. ?Not dack on the calendar as a meeting?

  • iWasteTime

    bahahahahaah

  • VDot

    *blink* Well I'll be damned. Let me go slide in Ray's DM's! Hey Boo!

  • Too Many Colors

    She done put that chit on her calendar so she can be like HAIL naw I can't do a call on Thursday past 3! ?I got a VERY important out of office meeting. Foh.?

    I'm tickled to death.

  • SpillyNillie

    Ya'll refusing to be shat today huh? Ya'll wanna see me on the skreets huh?

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I'll take you in if you don't mind me potentially being 'Vanilla' in NC.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Yes ma'am. I can not go to that meeting. I have shyt to do. I know you see I'm unavailable at that time.

  • SpillyNillie

    I don't mind a lil sweet cream in my coffee...

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Bull getting dack is much nicer than Bull not getting dack.

  • iWasteTime

    boo!!

  • Guest who

    Eh too dark and the speedos are a turnoff

  • Too Many Colors

    THIS! !! My sister be like when you getting some again? You are such a bish right now. Dead?

  • my view

    nice chocolate man

  • SpillyNillie

    I already had my dack meeting for the week probably the year lmao

  • mzwhang90210

    He is fine & handsome!!! Good luck to him.

    FYI...I was reading y'alls comments about lickin mens bootys.
    WHALE, check this out... (I just laughed cuz I KNOW summa y'all are readin this thinkin "I just KNOW Whang ain't finna say SHE does it." Bwahhha... :bams fist on table: HELL NAW!...now listen up pls & stop playin....)
    What I was gonna say...is that poster that defended women lickin a mans booty... Phatbooty whatever her name is....is the same he/she/it....that called Black people stupid and ignorant, because they don't accept transgender males, cross dressing males, etc.
    Yup...she called the WHOLE Black race, ignorant, closed minded & narrow minded. (I mention this only b'cuz that person might be a troll.)
    And when I responded to he/she/it....she called herself clappin at ME.
    So I clapped back.

  • Too Many Colors

    I told you when you said it was going down this weekend to hunch for yo LIFE! How was it?

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Amen. I'm no kinds of good when I'm dack less.

  • mzwhang90210

    You so nasty...and yeah...where they at?

  • SpillyNillie

    Pretty good...I must admit he had too many inches for me...but I'm working on it! *face palm*

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Lordt. I'm trying to get as many nuts as possible just in case that's it for the year. I keep telling myself I need to get cuffed but I'm lazy apparently.

  • mzwhang90210

    VDot!!!!!!!

  • mzwhang90210

    Hey SEP!! Yew is nasty. *hugs*

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Too many is better than too few.

  • SpillyNillie

    Judging by her pic, she was definitely a clockable...Hey Whang, like the new do!

  • Too Many Colors

    Don't be like Joan was on Girlfriends. An ooch ouch girl. Take it in silence. You will get used to it. Soldier you and your hot pocket through it. ?

  • SpillyNillie

    True, but chile he was all in my rib cage

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I have an extra room. You only have 30 days to get your shyt together. If you eat more than a normal person, then you only have 15 days.

  • mzwhang90210

    Ion think anybody is THAT unclockable.
    Whew lawd that MAN is fione.
    Lemme go look at his pics a 12th time tho...just be sure.

  • VDot

    Who in here eating chocolate starfishes?! Coming in with shat in the corners of they mouf talmabout it's a Snickers.

  • Too Many Colors

    I got tears. Lord?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    I like them THIGH MUSCLES :bounce:

    Nice V! :thumbsup:
    ----------------
    Sybil though? :huh:

  • jussaying

    aw he is beautiful. not here for the speedos though.

  • SpillyNillie

    IKR...I had to coach myself through and a couple times I go too carried away and ended up causing my own damn pain

  • mzwhang90210

    How you come in..actin up b4 you eem take off your coat good?
    LMAO!!!

  • mzwhang90210

    Hey Nillie!!!!
    Thanks bew.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Take that dack. Don't be running from it. You can get a wheel chair or something if you need assistance walking.

  • SpillyNillie

    Well damn Bull, I can' get an eat free clause in the contract being that your comment was the reason for my loss of coins?

  • Too Many Colors

    Her downstairs. Said her straight man like it?. For us to free our mine and our tongue will follow. Well she told @Butter.

    I gave her some eye drops sis.

  • SunnyChi

    He definelty has a nice body! Mhmm very nice..

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    :eek: Just relax and take it all in :rules:
    Tell him to be gentle on you at first ;)

  • mzwhang90210

    Ummm is this YOU bew?

  • SpillyNillie

    For some reason I read "take that dack" in my puffy voice

  • Too Many Colors

    It's Dub. Who you thought I was?

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Stroking that ego.

  • SpillyNillie

    He tried...just so happened my botox had worn off...the faces I made

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    He reminds me of Hitz from Hitz in the Streetz. But he is more attractive. And has a better body. Okay, never mind...

  • LibraGirlonly

    Hi Sandra can we get a post in Oprah about her defending the Kartrashuans. I want to know why she has not spoken out about the 9 yr old getting killed in Chicagi but can speak out on some foolishness

  • mzwhang90210

    I love a man that can go from a suit..to that "ruff" look without skippin a beat.
    Makes my lil heart flutter!!
    Git it RAY!!

  • Too Many Colors

    She did it to her ownself. Got bounce happy. Happens to all of us a time or 5.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Sometimes when you're riding a horse you forget that gravity exists.

  • mzwhang90210

    BISH....*DEAD*
    That's who I thunk you was. Oh I can't call you bew?
    Well...thats cool..ion currr!!!! *runs to car like dude in Friday*

  • SpillyNillie

    You joining the ain't shat tribe too?

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I'm living through you right now until I can get to my dack appointment.

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    What did Oprah say about them K broads?

  • mzwhang90210

    *DEAD*

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I'm housing and feeding you for 30 days what more do you want?

  • Too Many Colors

    I'll be your Doug! ?

  • Too Many Colors

    oop!

  • SpillyNillie

    Let's work on that so you can have a jolly Christmas and a Happy New Year

  • THE OLDER SISTAH

    Lol

  • SpillyNillie

    You gone run my bath water?

  • THE OLDER SISTAH

    I love me some strong thigh muscles.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I'm trying to get Sandra to get us some. Make that dack pic a requirement to be considered.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    There is little that is sexier than that.

  • mzwhang90210

    Speaking to Monday's Kyle and Jackie O breakfast show on 61-year-old Oprah said:
    'I interviewed the Kardashians two years ago and I couldn't believe how hard they work.
    'People think it's just TV cameras following you, that it's easy.

    'But to create a reality series where it looks like something is happening all the time, you have to be on it all the time.'

    She went on: 'We were there for seven hours filming them and they were going to tape for another seven hours afterwards...That is work, no matter who you are."

  • mzwhang90210

    Mmmm..hmmmm

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    The hawl? You can't stay with me. Don't read my comments no more.

  • Afiya

    He's nice, what side of the fence is he attracted to?

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    It's already on the calendar for 2 days this week.

    He won't act right; hence this bull.

  • mzwhang90210

    I see another person is "currently typing."
    That had BED NOT be Bull.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Those muscles also tell you where your tongue should go. They're tongue grooves.

  • SpillyNillie

    Translation: it's hard making up shat to film, but these hoes do it all the time and they're damn good at!

  • mzwhang90210

    Yup!
    Like...no need to leave breadcrumbs baby..I'll find my way home!!
    *shudder*

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Hey girl hey! ?

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I didn't even say nothing.

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Not bad at all

  • mzwhang90210

    Oh.
    WHALE...you wuz thankin it.
    lmao

  • Too Many Colors

    At least a print. Chit if it look like The Game print they automatically qualified.

  • SpillyNillie

    D E A D!!

  • mzwhang90210

    Ask that gay bi-sexual boxer how to take dack like a pro.

  • eljjai

    he is fine.. but in this day and age...

  • SpillyNillie

    Didn't he take it???

  • mzwhang90210

    Oh I hear ya!!!
    But this one...I'd say was BORN all man.
    Yasssss GAWD!!!

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Not this time but probably in the future.

  • Renee Bee

    Too skinty for me. Imma pass.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Probably boff

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Mmm hmm *church lady rock*

  • Too Many Colors

    We not about to have Spilly out here with 2 dacks in her mouth at once and taunting men with: Is that all you gat nigga? Harder. I SED harder! Give it all to me?

    Yusaf been practicing in private a very long time. Spill got time. And walls. Be patient Spilly!

  • SummerBaby

    I'm no way taking up for Oprah & most def not the Kardashians, but Chicago has had over 2000 murders this year so far. Has she ever spoken on any of them?

  • SpillyNillie

    Can inches outweigh looks? If he's holding, can he be ugly and still get it??

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Whale... I mean I thought about a 3some before but never 2 dacks in my mouf. There was only 1 vagina in the room (mine).

  • mzwhang90210

    Zackly.
    And that just made me think of somethin..how Kanye talk about the showers HE had to take after Amber....but he wifed up RAY J's leftovas?????

  • Too Many Colors

    I vote yes.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Yes. Absolutely.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    We can turn the lights off AND if your head is in betwixt my thighs I can't see your ugly mug anyway.

  • mzwhang90210

    You sayin he had you makin them Lil Wayne faces?

  • SpillyNillie

    The two to da mouf....I see workshop guru in his future...

  • SummerBaby

    Ray J & a whole host of people

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I was about to say that. Most folks try to keep their hoefax a secret. Her hoefax is the basis of her 'celebrity'.

  • Too Many Colors

    When @Harley brung her ass in here tambout he was double barrel'n???

  • SpillyNillie

    Well, can he be ugly and light weight, but treats you good and his mouth game is on point?

  • mzwhang90210

    NO SEP!!!
    Not THIS one.
    They can't have him. We're keepin HIM.

  • Ms.Capricorn101

    I don't know.......he kinda look like Yucifer the gay boxer & Obama to me. But i would still lick chocolate syrup off his chest.

  • SpillyNillie

    *hangs head* yes

  • mzwhang90210

    Hey bew!

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Agreed as long as he ain't takin' dack. Unless he got a little dack then they can have him. I'll drive him over there.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Send him on my way then ?

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Hey Whang :)

  • SpillyNillie

    Ya'll know Ye is disillusion

  • mzwhang90210

    Yeah..and I just thunk of something. Gotta ask y'all....

    Any of y'all married/in relationships..or your past relationships.....ever made a nice comment about a person of the opposite sex, to another person...and then that person says something like "Aren't you married?"
    Like WTF does that have to do with anything???
    Ion why but that chit pisses me AWF.
    Like you can't admire members of the opposite sex if you are committed, etc. Doesn't mean Imma jump in bed w/the man or leave my husband for him..I just appreciate beauty. IJS.
    #endrant

  • mzwhang90210

    I ain't sendin you chit.
    Getchur own.
    *slams door in ya face*

  • SpillyNillie

    He might want you to snack on them groceries tho

  • iWasteTime

    All the damn time.I have to say all the time, I'm married not dead!!

  • http://batman-news.com Mama Dee’s Wig Maker

    Nice physique...very nice

  • mzwhang90210

    ha!!!!
    And you can use my car. Just put gas in it.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Light weight what? If he's a good dude with good dack then yeah. Let's get it on.

  • Too Many Colors

    Gf of mine do this. I'm like bish I'm just looking. Chit.

  • Too Many Colors

    Or blind?

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I shall not. We can not be rolling like that. Oral itself is nasty enough. Shyt - no ma'am.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    And will.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Yep, and you can ride them mofos too :D
    :dance:

  • Maccabees Apocrypha

    nobody wanna see your wood black men, what we need to see are more Serious-Minded Black men, who understand that the state of our race is in emergency, and working everyday to TEACH other black men (especially the bum niggr-minded-Niggr types) to get themselves IN ORDER

  • SummerBaby

    It's hard out here dating for us fat, bitter, lonely, single mothers. We ain't trying to compete with y'all married women too! #iKid

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    When did you get in a relationship? I must've missed it. Ya'll official now?

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Constantly. I like to reply "Yes, I am. Are you?"

  • Buttercup

    Married folks and people who are in relationships are committed, they ain't DEAD. Geesh!

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    ***This*** It's hard out here for ya'll and me.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    And they can pick you up and turn ya azz ova.

  • mzwhang90210

    Stop bein fass & gimme a :kiss:

  • MookieFly

    What kind of nice comment? Like oh, what a handsome chap or I wouldnt mind letting that dude give the nookie rug burn with that beard? Clarification please

  • Buttercup

    You would ruin a wet dream...literally.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Not the rug burn. lol

  • Maccabees Apocrypha

    showing your body parts to the world (which is against God's Commandments) Does nothing for improving the DESTROYED IMAGE of the black man in this country..

    Black man is still a Niggr in this country, whether rich or poor, educated or Uneducated.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Before I answer. I must say your bish is just not giving ah fugg, huh? She got the British Lennon thing going on, EYE SEE :rofl: :rofl: #imstillclaimingherthough ;)
    ==================
    The look I would give them alone would speak volumes. My look would say:
    -Fugg you say?
    -Am EYE gay. Better yet are you?

    -FOH
    -You stank
    AND THEN SOME! lol

  • Wildcat34

    Hey sexy!!!

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Just because someone is pleasing to the eye, that doesn't mean you're going to bed them just because you find them attractive. People need to grow up.

  • Wildcat34

    Neither does cockblocking!

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Way to turn the faucet off.

  • SpillyNillie

    Obliterate it

  • Buttercup

    We are >>>>>here<<<<< You can admire the menu. Just don't try to place an order.

  • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

    you're right DeDe :facepalm: we should not be lusting over this man's body parts *sits holy water spray bottle on the blog, smacks self on the hand, and saves pics to my phone* :kona:

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Nope you just send a Yelp link to Bull so that she can place an order.

  • Buttercup

    *I'm weak*

  • mzwhang90210

    HA!!!!!
    Nope...just a run of the mill comment like "So & so sure is handsome...or has nice eyes, or always smells so good... etc."
    General, G-rated comments.

  • Meme81

    LMAO!!!!

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    You have really got to stop skipping your medication. It's not good for you.

  • Wildcat34

    LMAO!! Coming up in here trying to ruin the mood! Hey Butter!

  • Too Many Colors

    Plus one??

  • Buttercup

    *high fives* Ain't no fun if your homies can't get none.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    So not something like 'I would ride that backwards with a cowboy hat on if given the opportunity?' :kona:

  • mzwhang90210

    ...

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Glad you know it.

  • Too Many Colors

    Sprays self with da holy wata?

  • Buttercup

    Hey boo, hey!

  • Too Many Colors

    Butter. I hate you?

  • mzwhang90210

    Ummm..refer somebody to a yt woman??
    I think knot.
    *chortles*

  • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

    LMAO!!!!! DeDe is going to let Sexual Chocolate be great :chase:

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Runs out of the blog... you won't be spraying me tuhday. Not when I have dack appointments on the calendar.

  • MookieFly

    Lol u are skrong because I know some people who will jump if offered a free sample. Hell, would probably lick the table just to know what the last people there had

  • THE OLDER SISTAH

    That's why I love them! Yes!!!

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I'm no longer yt on the blog. Today I became vanilla.

  • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

    *hollering*

  • SpillyNillie

    And keep running...straight up outta here! DEAD

  • mzwhang90210

    Hell NAW!!
    I say THAT kinda chit to myself.

  • MookieFly

    Lmao and then come home to the hub like when you gon get yo ass in the gym

  • Maccabees Apocrypha

    Remember these are not my Laws, so don't let your emotions get misplaced:
    looking for the scripture right now that addresses this so-called 'wood' shenanigans...

  • Buttercup

    Whaaaaaa? I mean...folks can't even sin in peace. Doggone, you won't have to burn eternally for my fantasizing about him dipping it, popping it, twerking it, and stopping it. Leave folks alone.

  • SpillyNillie

    Don't do it

  • Buttercup

    Well, I be.

  • AnonymousRose

    A DAMN FOOOL...LMAO...................................LOGS YOU OFF MYSELF

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Like get yo azz up and do something shyt. Sloppy azz.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Haha.

  • mzwhang90210

    You know you're ova there lickin your screen while you thumb thru that Bible.
    STAWP it.

  • MookieFly

    Which commandment is that again? I'm not trying to be funny. Just wanna know

  • Ms.Capricorn101

    Who is this MacApplebees dude that always randomly pops up like the ground hog????

  • Buttercup

    Dubb said DeDe don't even get its material from the bible. Microsoft Access and Excel spreadsheets only.

  • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

    make sure its cherry oak wood that light wood is not Ty proof mmmmkay :kona:

  • mzwhang90210

    lmao

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Coco come on. I'm trying to get my fluids and pipes adjusted.

  • SpillyNillie

    Redeems nephew

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Drool on the keyboard and the bible?

  • Buttercup

    This poster is formally known as Redeemed777 bka DeDe. It isn't like a groundhog though..even they eventually get scared of their shadows and flee.

  • Ms.Capricorn101

    Ok gotcha!

  • mzwhang90210

    Chile...all the words are blurred in the first chapter of Leviticus.

  • Ms.Capricorn101

    Lol.

  • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

    the blog has two advisors: one is spiritual that has filtered shower water and the other is taking us on the Fantastic Voyage. Where did DeDe say we were going and who wasn't invited :coffee:

  • mzwhang90210

    Is Redeemed a male or female?

  • Too Many Colors

    Naw. This back when I WAS married. She been a cock blocker a long time

  • mzwhang90210

    ...

  • Too Many Colors

    Naw. This back when I WAS married. She been a cawk blocker a long time

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    At least it's not an edomite man...don't you give points for that?

  • Buttercup

    No one knows. We'll put DeDe in the "Here's Pat" category.

  • AnonymousRose

    UR AZZ SAID DONT SPRAY ME, chile I had to leave my dam desk, log yo azz off the computer. DO NOT RETURN TODAY

  • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

    *faints* lawd......

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    :kona: The dack ain't pank.

  • mzwhang90210

    Yeah Summer but Ray J..of ALL people.
    I rank him right down there with Soulja Boy in the "YUCK" dept.

  • Too Many Colors

    Can you post da tribes again? I want to pick a new tribe. Thanks

  • Too Many Colors

    Not a groundhog? Whack A Mole ass?

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Sawry. Should I leave now or later?

  • Maccabees Apocrypha

    you can't pick a new tribe...you are what your father is.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    I like a Tribe Called Quest...I want to be in that one. Electric Relaxation is still my joint.

  • Too Many Colors

    @Man said female who like to get beat across da byke with the good book... during coitus with Deacons from the church

  • mzwhang90210

    And if you find the words "wood shenanigans" in the Bible..I'll lick the blog floor.

  • Too Many Colors

    I'm Convinced he not my daddy.?

  • mzwhang90210

    BISH!!!
    Even my doggie dolphin laughed at that name.
    *DEAD*

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    ^^^^^
    Said in Darth Vader voice :rofl:

    :heart: Deem ;)

  • mzwhang90210

    *SCREAMIN*

  • Too Many Colors

    I'm your favahhhhhhhhh?

  • SpillyNillie

    That will require a new scripture and a new set of laws Dub!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Lukkkkeeee(Kdub) :crying1:

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Your momma probably doesn't know your real daddy. Probably should just take the one you have.

  • AnonymousRose

    Taking your keyboard, did you just ask to change tribes.....GOOD BYE, I cannot

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    :kiss:

  • Too Many Colors

    I love them. ?I think that's my tribe too.

    Can I kick it? Can I kick it? (Yes you can)

  • mzwhang90210

    HA!!!
    SMH.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    :woot: <---Wooo Yeah #jodeci

  • Too Many Colors

    She keeps insisting that foo my daddy. So apologetically.

    I'm sorry hun. He IS. ?

  • AnonymousRose

    taking your keyboard too..... don't log back in ......................

  • Too Many Colors

    Ok. Imma roll on out with him then. Damn.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Speaking of ducks. Remember the time(MJ) when we had ah Kegel Contest? :ghost:

  • mzwhang90210

    How is he BTW?
    I've been meaning to ask.

  • AnonymousRose

    to hell, lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    I can't recall if it was how mannie in one minute, or how mannie Period! :hahaha:

  • SummerBaby

    Me too! He's so lame to me.

  • Yoni

    Uncle Luke?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    :yes:

    Don't Stop GIT IT GIT IT :shakebutt:

  • Yoni

    A shrew?

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Moo Psi Moo....milk it milk it milk it! lol. I liked that show.

  • Too Many Colors

    Girl. Don't want to come to NC for Thanksgiving cause he scared he gonna have to stay. We going to see my mom 2 sisters in VA. Not coming back til that Saturday. So my brother like...well I can't leave him in Charleston (4 hours away). Wtf? I was like that's between yall *points to my 2 sibs* I voted to not let him move down there. Yall overruled me. So...?

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    I wanna rock, I wanna rock, I wanna rock... **hands on my knees booty shaking at my desk**

  • SpillyNillie

    New Post: Monica

  • Too Many Colors

    I'm still dead at Mac Applebee's

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Face down, azz up?

  • mzwhang90210

    LMAO.

  • Too Many Colors

    Dats the way we likes to fugg!

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Y'all need a tv show. I enjoy the Dubb Family Chronicles. Do a web series. I'll watch! (Esp. if you include the half nelson. LOL!)

  • Ms.Capricorn101

    Dub i think my ass just hungry & I'm sick of this ninja popping up all willy nilly.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Title post from tmz:

    Tracy Morgan
    Head
    Knickerbocker In
    Charge

    Racist right? :eek:

  • Too Many Colors

    Speaking of...why I forgot HTown the group was on his label. Finally caught up on my Unsung watching this weekend. I was like why is Uncle Luke on these folks Unsung? When it was coming on. Dead.?

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    All that unsung did was make me want to fugg. Playing those songs over and over.

    Until Dino died then I was like shyt. Nevermind.

  • mzwhang90210

    I just imagined that image in my head & cackled.
    LOUDLY
    I can't stand you. *DEAD*

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Head Head and Mo Head :whistle:
    :kona:

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    *bent over booty dance*

  • Maccabees Apocrypha

    I can't find the scripture.
    I will have to wait for it to be shown unto me.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Here you go.

  • mzwhang90210

    Ha!
    I love me some Daddy Dub. Done adopted him as my play-dad.

  • Too Many Colors

    We need one. It's always some chit.? my mama was like where they gonna stay ( dad and my brother...not her son) if WE gone to VA?.

    I'm like hell if I know. I'm locking my doe when I leave out on Wed night. Foh.?

  • Too Many Colors

    He crazy AF man.

  • mzwhang90210

    ...

  • Too Many Colors

    Dat was me and my HS crew GROUP chile.

  • mzwhang90210

    Lemme go. Before Macaroni&Cheese comes back & starts 8 different threads of (misinterpreted) scripture.
    LOL...be Blessed Roses!!!

  • Yoni

    RIGHT! LOL

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Bwahahahahahaha!!!! Mama Dubb is a G! I want a full holiday recap when y'all get back! LOL!

  • Too Many Colors

    Is your MS Office down? No boolean searches? What about Bible dot com

  • Ms.Capricorn101

    Or Christian Mingles.org

  • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

    Can yall play Vivrant Thing so I can drop it :dance: :footwork:

  • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

    *hollering*

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Looking at it though I was like dayum that dancing really sucked. It was bad. How did I not notice that before?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Bwahaha. No you did NOT call Envogue!

  • Yoni

    BYE!

  • E Love

    I thought you were referring to the "good-good", and not his status.

    ...a sign of the times we're living in.

  • Sexy CJ

    Please allow Ray Duran another opportunity to decorate the pages on your website......

  • Sexy CJ

    *************

  • mzwhang90210

    "Imagine all the peeee-pole"

  • Saywhatnow?

    FINALLLY!!! Yes!

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Whoot

  • PettyEyezPrime

    *Sparta kicks the door in*
    I already had to knock over nancy's neices for the other roses son! It's real out here in these skreets?? #tryingNOTtodiealone

  • Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

    Leave the 2/3 alone they don't care.

  • Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

    Actually the apocrypha refutes that. Both your parents have to be from the same nation. Having an Israelite for a father means nothing's if your mother isn't one too.

  • Yoni

    It was interesting to say the least. They had some cuts that I forgot all about.

  • Yoni

    That's the way....