A NY Priest Paid His Hot “Sex Master” from the Collection Plate

Rev. Peter Miqueli

Most churches collect tithes to pay salaries, utility bills, maintenance and repairs, the pastor’s Bentley payments, etc. Churches require their flock to voluntarily drop one tenth of their annual income into the collection plate.

Skeptical parishioners can demand an accurate accounting of where their tithes go if they suspect improper record keeping. That’s how parishioners discovered Rev. Peter Miqueli stole over $1 million from the collection plate to finance his fantasy homosexual lifestyle.

The parishioners of the St. Frances de Chantal Roman Catholic Church in the Bronx filed a lawsuit against Rev. Migueli accusing him of, among other things, embezzling funds from the collection plate to pay his “sex master”.

According to court documents obtained by the NY Post, Rev. Migueli used the collection plate to finance his ungodly fantasies as a sex “slave” since 2003.

Migueli paid his sex master, Keith Crist, for bondage-and-discipline sessions at $1,000 per session. His sex fantasies, which are well-documented in court papers, include Crist forcing “Father Miqueli to drink Keith Crist’s urine.”

Migueli even moved Crist into the sanctuary at St. Frances de Chantal, but parishioners discovered Crist wasn’t a visiting priest and kicked him out.

Court papers allege Migueli spent $60,000 in 2012 alone for “illicit and prescription drugs” that he and Crist used together. He also purchased a $264,000 home in Brick, NJ, and paid $1,075.50 a month for his sex master’s retreat, an East Harlem apartment.

“This lawsuit seeks to finally put an end to this truly sinful conduct so that St. Frances de Chantal parish can regain the strength, spirituality and faith it once had before Father Miqueli arrived,” the court documents say.

Do you know where your tithes go?

  • Too Many Colors

    Do you know where your tithes go?
    ^^^^
    Some of it was going to the lone white woman who sat in the back every Sunday….with the biracial little girl who has pastor’s eyes.

  • LibraGirlonly

    Wow

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Most churches collect tithes to pay salaries, utility bills, maintenance and repairs, the pastor’s Bentley payments, etc.

    ………………

    ????
    ???

  • SummerBaby

    I die every time you tell that story ?

  • AnonymousRose

    lawwwd Dub, lol

  • SummerBaby

    Migueli was getting it in

  • AnonymousRose

    wolves in sheep clothing news, Next

  • Just Keya

    The people at the church STILL have not figured that out yet? Does the Pastor pay child support? Does his wife know? On Father’s Day, at Sunday school, does the little girl make the pastor a card that says she loves her deddy?

  • AnonymousRose

    Do you know where your tithes go? yes. every penny of it…..

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Do you know where your tithes go?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Well if you were a member of Steve Parson’s church, it went towards the cost of the air fare for him to bring his mistress into the States….allegedly

  • Seavoo Play
  • Too Many Colors

    It’s Black Raleigh’s worse kept secret ever.

  • digal704

    Well I guess it’s better than illicit activities with the parishioners. Most notably boys.

  • SummerBaby

    I can picture it so vividly

  • Too Many Colors

    See below. Open secret. The girl bout 20 now. Folks been knew.

  • SummerBaby

    True indeed ?

  • Sexy CJ

    Most churches collect tithes to pay salaries, utility bills, maintenance and repairs, the pastor’s Bentley payments, etc. Churches require their flock to voluntarily drop one tenth of their annual income into the collection plate……..

  • Just Keya

    SO the wife know? Then why can’t the daughter sit upfront?

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Migueli paid his sex master, Keith Crist, for bondage-and-discipline sessions at $1,000 per session. His sex fantasies, which are well-documented in court papers, include Crist forcing “Father Miqueli to drink Keith Crist’s urine.”
    ………………….
    The hell??????

  • Too Many Colors

    Churches require their flock to voluntarily drop one tenth of their annual income into the collection plate.
    ^^^^
    Pastor Shirley Caesar nem send out late notices.

  • 88

    I’m so sick of the Satanic Roman Catholic Church and its subsidiaries (COGIC, Baptist, Evangelicals, Lutherans etc) pimpin the world.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    At one point it was buying new escalades and cts’ everytime the body style changed. Now it’s going as the pastor said it to ensure his family is wealthy for generations to come. Lol

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Chile…

  • Str8tUpMenace

    *fuggin dead as hell* Bye Dub

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Who is the preacher?

  • Just Keya

    I’m sorry. Send out late notices for what exactly? So you are telling me that the CHURCH is sending out collection notices like bill collectors?! *flips through Bible* Now where does it say to do that at?!

  • 88

    I guarantee you he likes young boys too.

  • Too Many Colors

    *shrug* They stopped coming years ago tho. Then I changed. My mom still goes there. My home church. Huge old school church

  • Ms.Capricorn101

    Welp! At least it wasn’t an underage boy.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Is her church one of the ones that asks for w2s to verify what your 10% should be?

    I know people who have their jobs direct deposit their tithes in the church bank account from their pay check.

  • stanhope

    Sugar the article said Father Dude likes richards. lol

  • 88

    It doesn’t but a majority of folks who go to these satanic churches barley read the bible themselves.

  • 88

    They do that at The Potters House.

  • Too Many Colors

    Real life story.

  • Just Keya

    I mean…if the whole church know, then why make her sit in the back? AND yall better than me, because IF I knew, and he was still up there talking about what’s a sin and what is not, I’d be going to a different church. Sir, you had a whole baby, please don’t tell me sex is a sin. Thanks. But God forgives and so should everyone else.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Folks haven’t read the Bible for themselves. Just believing anything a person who claims they are of God says.

  • 88

    I bet mama Shirley pimpin some young lesbian with them tithes.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    ??? ………. now see

    …………

  • Blaque Mahogany

    “Let’s not start Bible Study”…but uhhh tithing wasn’t about money… so you aren’t going to find any of this in that there good book.

  • Just Keya

    Satanic churches? Sir listen, if that is how you feel then ok. I don’t believe that though. Every church is not satanic. But feel how you like. God Bless.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    According to court documents obtained by the NY Post, Rev. Migueli used the collection plate to finance his ungodly fantasies as a sex “slave” since 2003.
    ………..
    Migueli even moved Crist into the sanctuary at St. Frances de Chantal, but parishioners discovered Crist wasn’t a visiting priest and kicked him out.

    ………………………….

  • Shantonda

    what in the junior bacon cheeseburger?!?!!!

  • Just Keya

    Freaking real life sister act lmao

  • LeBrick James

    Wait, hold up…He paid the man $1000 for the privilege of drinking the man’s urine???
    I had to read that 3 times to make sure I was reading that right.

    #nowords

  • Shantonda

    dis tew much!

  • TheRealLee

    If I’m a hooker but work as an engineer does not mean engineers are hookers. The priesthood has been obfuscated by people who are neither priest nor represent the ministry. Sadly, the Catholic Church chose to defend these people instead of excommunicated them from their fold.

  • Jean Paul Le’vonne

    Just another day in the life of your local Catholic priests!

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Real talk. Church gets its cut before they do.

  • Too Many Colors

    He is quick to say he is a mere man and has made mistakes.

    He has been the pastor there for 35 years.

  • Shantonda

    whet?!

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Man, I like T.D. Jakes, I do. But, I was watching his live broadcast one day. A few years ago and he was talking about this annual church picnic they were having. I think it cost $20 a family. He went on to say how cheap it was and that you wouldn’t be able to eat anywhere else for that prices. And I was thinking to mysef, in this economy, there are probably hundreds of people within your own congregation that can’t afford to spend $20 on ONE meal. As much money that comes into that church…it should be FREE. Smaller churches do it for the entire community all the time. Sir.

  • 88

    Clearly you are one of those who didn’t read the bible. See Book Of Revelations and I don’t know who your god is so you can keep those so called blessings.

  • AnonymousRose

    huh? forreal

  • Just Keya

    Clearly nothing because you don’t know what I read. Matter of fact we can end this here. Have a good one.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    It’s sad the number of people in these congregations that give their last to the church.

  • Auditor

    Sigh…as an auditor I don’t understand why it takes folks so long to figure out someone is stealing money.

    Lastly, A LOT of people gonna be looking crazy on judgement day…smh…

  • harley_quinn2.0

    All I could say is couldn’t be me. Direct deposit? Say whet?

  • Str8tUpMenace

    His sex fantasies, which are well-documented in court papers, include Crist forcing “Father Miqueli to drink Keith Crist’s urine.”

    ______________________

    What in the sick fukc hell?????

  • Auditor

    Chile…I may find me a new career as a Dom…

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Which is why pedophilia and homosexuality is associated with the Catholicism. If you are enabling, then you are providing consent.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    You can’t buy your way into God’s favor or heaven. I’m not sure why folks keep trying.

  • Jean Paul Le’vonne

    I’m not surprised by this! It’s just another day in the life of your local Catholic priests!

  • AnonymousRose

    ain’t that the truth, waves my towel

  • Too Many Colors

    Yes. They have it in the notice. You still owe xxxx of the pre-determined xxx amount

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Hell ain’t gone be me either.

  • AnonymousRose

    it don’t…

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Chile…

  • Ms.Capricorn101

    @Str8. Lol. They were R.Kellying.

  • 88

    I live near Potters House and you couldn’t pay me to walk in that building. You gotta pray for discernment because T.D Jakes is one of the most obvious wolves in sheep clothing if I’ve ever seen one. His ”church” is one of the reasons we as black ppl can’t advance we are too busy giving our money to crooked pastors who travel on yachts, private jets and go on trips around the world with their boyfriends.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I don’t even feel bad for them, they are the dummies.

  • Too Many Colors

    Mt. Calvary Word Of Faith Church. Sanderford Rd. 27610. One of first churches I ever seen with an ATM machine.

  • Auditor

    Exactly told my boss I was waiting on my Boaz…claims she goes to church EVERY Sunday…I’m like um but you don’t know who Boaz is…I’m done…don’t say ish to me bout no religion…

    Her old ass single too…bish need to know who Boaz is her damn self…

  • That’s Interesting

    The Bible says that we are to tithe…not the church. This man is something else. I’m almost speechless. I can’t believe he thought he was going to get away with this.

  • Just Keya

    With a WHAT?! Oh no. WHO thought that was a good idea? Say what?!

  • Too Many Colors

    That church done had an ATM machine since the 90s.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Lots of church’s have them now. A church that I used to go to took credit card payments at a paying kiosk.

  • LeBrick James

    I hope that’s not really true.

  • Auditor

    Damn

  • Buttercup

    the pastor’s Bentley payments

    ==========
    LMBO. Did they not read the financial statements at conference? Who’s the financial secretary? Why didn’t the chairman of the deacon board catch this?

  • Just Keya

    smdh. That’s crazy. It just seems so wrong to me to do that.

  • Just Keya

    Im done.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Keya, where have you been? Almost every mega church has one or more of the following: 1) ATM, 2) Church Bank; 3) Debit machine (so that they can actually just slide your card; and/or 4) the app that allows you to send money via your phone.

  • Buttercup

    “And how could I argue with her holding a baby with eyes like yours?”

  • That’s Interesting

    The only job I would even consider in that industry. Getting paid to make them look stupid…and not the other way around.

  • Just Keya

    Girl I don’t follow Mega Churches! At all. I have zero idea of what goes on in there. And really I don’t think it’s a good idea. But that’s ,my own personal opinion….well the app might be a good one. But the ATM and all that, no.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    When I give money to a church, I write a check so they have to go to the bank to steal that money.

  • Just Keya

    *sways in desk chair* “How could you deny, your own flesh and blood”

  • Too Many Colors

    Sorry. It is. My oldest daughter other side of her family… has members there. Her daddy two aunts/their spouses and their adult kids. So a lot of his cousins

  • LibraGirlonly

    You kidding right?

  • Too Many Colors

    They set tone here. First ones

  • digal704

    More than likely

  • AnonymousRose

    Help my People, they will perish for a lack of knowledge…wow

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Yeah, I’m not going to join a mega church but I have visited several.

    Child, but they learn that mess at those conferences. Example, the whole walking up to the alter to give your money is done because they realize that people will: a) give more money and b) feel guilty if they don’t give anything. Smh.

  • LibraGirlonly

    They won’t get a cent of my money. I give my money to people who need it. What do these churches do for the community?nothing I’m sure.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    They have the app too. It ain’t a game when it comes to that mighty dollar.

  • AnonymousRose

    Chittin me Right Kiosk in the Church ……I die slowly…..lol

  • LibraGirlonly

    Some people are easily brainwashed.

  • Auditor

    Amen to that!

  • Canary Red™

    I heard Creflo withdrew it from your checking account…I wish I would give my checking account info in order to set up a direct deposit with my church! God knows more than tithes He knows our heart. I know many church goers who boast about paying there tithes on time, BUT are EVIL! Heart cold. Just doing it to shame others and get in good with the pastor.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I wish I was.

  • AnonymousRose

    what kinda app…. I’m so serious, App what do it do

  • LibraGirlonly

    I don’t like or trust that man.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Lord Jesus ?

  • Auditor

    App like moneygram or western union or the new fad one…square lol

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    An app to donate to the church. They take payments online and you can text a number and make a payment.

  • TheRealLee

    The CC is no different than many organizations that has it all wrong about their public responsibilities. How many hospitals fire a bad doctor. How many police departments fire and pursue cops who knowingly committed crimes, if a lawyer makes a terrible mistake, his firm won’t fire him. I don’t believe the church truly knows what to do with these priests. The priesthood and nunneries have been used for centuries by people wanting to escape something about themselves.

  • LeBrick James

    “Woe to the shepherds who are destroying and scattering the sheep of My pasture!” declares the LORD.

    Jeremiah 23:1

  • 88

    Yeap easiest hustle in the world

  • AnonymousRose

    bye, it’s over lol

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Smh. You’re not even supposed to TALK about it. But people don’t READ the Bible for themselves.

    “Give your gifts in private, and your Father, who sees everything, will reward you. ~ Matthew 6:4

  • Auditor

    Or get closer to someone they can torture ie teachers, nurses, police

  • Too Many Colors

    You can set up a draft. Or they invoice you. If you dont pay by Nov…you get late notice for year showing what you still owe

  • LibraGirlonly

    Truth. How are you gonna donate money for your pastors private plane (Crefflo Dollar) and you catching the bus?

  • Auditor

    Amen

  • Str8tUpMenace

    LMAO!!! “I’m gonna piss on you” – Dave Chapelle

  • LeBrick James

    I still dont understand why this man hasnt been arrested yet.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    They are very serious about that money.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    This is all news to me but I can’t say I’m shocked…these vultures got to keep up with the times.

  • AnonymousRose

    im with you lol… I cant with the new age church…

  • Buttercup

    Alright now. Keep doing all that dancing. That baby is going to be hitting the nae nae in his or her bassinet.

  • LibraGirlonly

    GOD don’t need money. Everybody else need to get a job !!! Stop giving your money to these crooked churches. Look around you are the churches helping the people in the community? No

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    And you shouldn’t be

  • http://realitytea.com/ Lady Chatterley’s Lover

    Well they can give praise that he was not out scouting altar boys like the other esteemed high priests.

  • Ms.Capricorn101

    @Libra. And would probably pass by your ass at the bus stop too & blow the horn. Lol.

  • LibraGirlonly

    The shame is in them.

  • LeBrick James

    “This man’s behavior is so disgraceful, it makes me cringe!”
    -Charlie Sheen

  • AnonymousRose

    chile hush your mouf…….. you know joyce myers and the rest off them crooks done re wrote the bible to their standards

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I watch Kep yo Dolla but yeah that was some bull not gonna lie.

  • LibraGirlonly

    Lol

  • Auditor

    It’s a white collar crime…they hardly ever get punished. I did an audit on a bish that stole a million…she fled to another country. That case is pretty much closed…

  • 88

    It’s not just the mega churches either I took my grannie to a little store front church a while ago and the preacher had the nerve to tell the deacons to lock the doors it’s sow a seed Sunday and ain’t nobody leaving until you sow a minimum $200….WTF.

  • Buttercup

    I still regularly give money to my home church. Mama Butter is the finance director, and I snoop in the books and compare that with the bank statements. I would hate to have to call the law on my mama, but a thief will not be tolerated.

  • Auditor

    Huh

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    People don’t even know that you can give the gift to something other than a church. Acting like volunteering and donating money elsewhere doesn’t count.

  • TheRealLee

    Have you noticed pedo teachers (both sexes) suddenly crawling out of the woodworks, nurses doing terrible things, killer cops too. The ugly of human nature is coming out with a vengeance. I blame that, not the profession itself.

  • AnonymousRose

    dub you stop it right now……RET NAW, nobody does this NOBODY…….

  • Just Keya

    SO let’s say you don’t pay it, do they not let you in? What happens?

  • puppylove

    My ex friend’s church was demanding $200 per family a couple of years ago for pastor’s “love gift”

  • Auditor

    Lol

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    You bullshytin right?

    Probably on the old ExxonMobil station.

  • Auditor

    They put it on your credit report…maybe *shrugs*

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I would have dialed 911. You are holding me hostage.

  • Buttercup

    Actually, I know of churches that do great things in the community: free after school programs for kids in the community, soup kitchens and pantries, community clean up and rebuilding and many of them receive nothing but a “thank you” as payment.

  • Just Keya

    I JUST sent Dub and Khaki this video of Ju hitting the Quan…or thinking she was. I was like this girl better hit the potty. lol lol. Nakeya3 will be dancing too. so sad. lmao.

  • Auditor

    Lol sh*t

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I know a church that brought the pastor a car for anniversary and 1/3 of the members don’t have cars or housing worth having.

  • Just Keya

    *goes to play song* “your body…your body…is a port-a-pottaaaaaaaa” hahahahha

  • 1/8

    “Most churches collect tithes to pay salaries, utility bills, maintenance and repairs, the pastor’s Bentley payments, etc.”

    I love you, Ms. Rose! LMAO! ?

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    She ain’t lyin.

  • Just Keya

    Some of them do. Not many, but some.

  • Milani

  • AnonymousRose

    close that good book chile, you reading the word, they got new bibles for the new people, cause GOD doing new thangs, that’s not in the original text….. its even missing some chapters, the words even changed, it ain’t even holy no mo….

  • Buttercup

    OMG! Too much preciousness.

  • 88

    Hell Naw….that ish happened I told my grannie lets go and damn near had to two piece one of the elderly deacons on the way out cause he didn’t wanna move from in front of the doors.

  • Just Keya

    I wish they would. I would be HOT

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Drip, drip, drip ???

  • NYTimes#1Bestseller

    Lmao

  • Just Keya

    You think so? Come get her then. lmao. That baby….every ounce of chill I did not have when I was pregnant with her, I would of thought she got. NOPE. None. My momma already talking about, Ju gonna give me a run for my money. smdh.

  • Locapoca

    $1000 dollars to drink some pissy ass piss??? The devil is a lie. I rebuke this from my spirit http://sandrarose.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wtf.gif

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Nonsense.

    The point is that the Catholic church does not only enable BUT it protects the misdeeds of Priest. The Catholic church has in fact, created and adopted a system wherein they relocate and HIDE priest accused of sexually abusing children. This is not anecdotal conjecture, this is factual information that is readily accessible.

    Doctors and lawyers are in fact punished for their behaviors…ranging from loss of employment, to disbarment, to criminal and civil charges. Yes, there are instances where certain lawyers and doctors are able to escape major penalty but the medical and legal profession has not established a pattern of practice or policies that assist or reward members of those professions from failing to adhere to the law. Period.

  • LibraGirlonly

    There was a fake profit pun intended that came to town. My cousin asked me to attend. I was skeptical but I went anyway. The man was giving his sermon when I walked in. He was saying “Oprah’s a hoe and so in sew a hoe I looked around at all of the black women in there and most where educated women. I was like y’all listening to this fool. I said girl I don’t think it’s right for the Pastor to befalling women hoes and her masters education reply was well Oprah ain’t married I was like that means we all was a hoe at one point lol. He was ran back to Memohis when he tried to get people to get insurance and put his name on the policy. A bunch of smart dummies

  • stav

    Babylon the Great will fall!

  • Blaque Mahogany

    I don’t believe the church truly knows what to do with these priests.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    And this is the absolute dumbest dam thing I have read all day. For starters they could excommunicate them from the church, completely sever ties with the pervert, and cooperate with the damn police. It’s not rocket science.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Baybay I would’ve laid folks out that day

  • Buttercup

    Put her on the Greyhound. I don’t mind active babies. My 2 year old niece tries to do the nae nae. I just make her say her ABCs to the beat.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Stupid.

  • Just Keya

    smdh. But wait, I am confused. Oprah is a hoe because she is not married? That’s it? Not because she has 7 babies and 6 baby daddies? Not because she sleeping with everyone and Gale? But because she not married?

  • AnonymousRose

    it makes them feel better from their dark sinful life, haven’t you heard. everybody going to heaven, just look around, watch the news, everybody that die is in heaven in an istant, I know i’m not the only one that seen this….***shrugs****

  • Blaque Mahogany

    They can’t do that. Lol.

    They evict you from the church or they publish your name somewhere in an effort to humiliate you into paying.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Preach!

  • Just Keya

    ABC’s? I know that’s right!!! Go Butter!

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Keya, I’ve got something to tell you. *whispers in your ear* Per the man referenced above I’m a hoe. I hope you’ll still be my friend.

  • Just Keya

    The news says people are in heaven?

  • Auditor

    Oh OK…hell I dunno…they tryna act like it’s a REAL bill or somin…let me zip my mouf before one of these churches get the idea to do it lol

  • Just Keya

    I’ll be your friend, if you will be mine. Apparently I am a hoe too.

  • Locapoca

    Lemme find out my pastor is drinking piss from the reject village people and then be in my face Sunday morning talkin bout “praise the lord sister”…. http://sandrarose.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_karate.gif

  • That’s Interesting

    Hot under the collar! I just noticed that title. Lmao.

  • Just Keya

    Kissing you on the cheek and shyt. Ewwwwww

  • Buttercup

    pissy ass piss

    =========
    The tears won’t stop flowing

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Wait. So I can’t donate hundreds of dollars, spin around three times and go to heave? “Why you lying…quit f’in lying?”

  • AnonymousRose

    nope the people they interview that knew some of them rotten humans, but hey.. if they in heaven with the lord …so be it…. I guess

  • Auditor

    Wow

  • Buttercup

    Yep. I’m getting her “Your Baby Can Read” for Christmas too. I take every opportunity to teach kids.

  • Just Keya

    DEAD

  • Auditor

    Exactly lol

  • Too Many Colors

    My home church is NOW a mega church. It didnt start as one. Its kind of overwhelming to have witnessed. It went from smallish/mid sized church to something else totally. Been around for 150ish years.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    *high fives* We both hoes. *dances*

    Wait, if I’m a hoe why I ain’t had none lately?

  • Auditor

    Lol

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Lmao. You’ll know if he has piss breath.

  • AnonymousRose

    yes you can don’t let nobody tell you different, but you gotta drink some piss too….

  • Just Keya

    I don’t believe everyone goes. Sorry. BUT, if the family of the dead person wants to believe it, I won’t say nothing different.

  • Locapoca

    See there that’s why I don’t like them damn side cheek kisses http://sandrarose.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_hailnaw.gif

  • Blaque Mahogany

    STHU…ROFL… Ohmygosh…I’m done.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I know the truth is hard to accept. Everybody ain’t going to heaven

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    :kona:

  • Blaque Mahogany

    x10

  • Just Keya

    *hollers* Piss breath?! OMG hahahahaha

  • Too Many Colors

    They cancel your membership

  • Just Keya

    Me either. God know WHAT that mouth do when it’s not here. Yuck.

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    i just hollered. Pissy azz piss…DONE!!!

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    :kona: 3x

  • AnonymousRose

    I said close that real word and pick up the new age bible people are reading, you know the one that tickle their ears…:coffee:

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    That’s why I don’t like folks kissing me at all.

  • Just Keya

    To what?! Jesus? How is the church gonna cancel my membership to Jesus? Because that is all the church is supposed to be. A place where people gather to worship JESUS. Screw them. I’d keep going AND not paying them. Tuh. What they gonna do? *cues Lil John*

  • Too Many Colors

    Yep.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Some shit is just common sense. All you gotta do is think about it.

    If God made everything, heaven and earth, what is he going to do with my $20?

  • Just Keya

    Or hugging me. Nothing. I like none of it. Because if I am not gonna hug you normally, why hug you now? Nope. Keep your bed bugs. Thanks

  • AnonymousRose

    shhhhh,(whispers) I know but the folks might be reading this is telling you not to touch their man of cloth… they are gonna come for you

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Lmao.

  • LibraGirlonly

    Correct

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    You wouldn’t even want to go to a church that did that anyway.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Hmph, I guess I’ll be Lil’ Jon with Keya since we both hoes.

  • 1/8

    Homosexuals are a fixture in most black churches. I can’t speak for the white churches, because I haven’t spent much time in white places of worship.

    Back in the day, I had a ton of friends who sang in various choirs, provided a plethora of free services to the church, and gave generously whenever the collection plate was passed around.

    However, when they were diagnosed with AIDS, the same churches they devoted their lives to, turned their backs on them.

    One friend, who belonged to a popular south side church, which was headed by an openly GAY pastor, was told to stay away from the congregation after he loss a tremendous amount of weight and began to show other obvious signs of illness.

    He became so distraught by the church’s rejection, he basically isolated himself in his room, where his family members starved him to death after he became too weak to feed himself.

  • Sexy CJ

    Migueli even moved Crist into the sanctuary at St. Frances de Chantal, but parishioners discovered Crist wasn’t a visiting priest and kicked him out………..

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    And your stankin perfume or cologne. I know it says ‘Smells just like Cool Water’ but it don’t.

  • Too Many Colors

    Membership to that church. Official on the books church membership. You can go still as a guest. But I know for a fact certain church activities etc require membership. One example: Dub10 cant go on the Kings Dominion trip without a parent or grandparent being a member of the church. I am no longer a member. My mom is though. For 25 years. Dub10 eligible for scholarships from there when she goes to college. She can go to the summer camp there if she wanted to. Examples. And they have had memberships for years. Its not new. At all. Not just megachurches. Black churches.

  • Ms.Capricorn101

    @Nilla. Maybe buy the Angels some cappuccinos?

  • AnonymousRose

    wow

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Maybe they can get me a tall blonde with cream and sugar.

  • Too Many Colors

    Yeah its kinda…strange.

  • LibraGirlonly

    he begged all night and had the nerve to call up the unmarried women to pray for them a husband. We had to pay first no lie. I said no so my cousin said I will give you the money. I walked up to him and said I’m giving from my heart not for a husband and before I could finish my sentence he snatched the money out my hand and said give me my money. I was floored and I still don’t have a husband lol

  • Just Keya

    I would of never given him a dime.

  • Auditor

    And ROACHES…my mom told me a lady at her job long time ago…had one riding on her back…

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    You are better than me.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Dead @ the Lafayette gif

  • Auditor

    Ugh I know

  • LibraGirlonly

    I found out from my hair stylist that he was ran out of town but not before she told me they thought I was being disrespectful to him. So the joke was on them.

  • Just Keya

    EWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • Auditor

    Damn…but I could see it…back then when folks was dropping like flies…we didn’t know how contagious it was…

  • Sexy CJ

    According to court documents obtained by the NY Post, Rev. Migueli used the collection plate to finance his ungodly fantasies as a sex “slave” since 2003.

    Migueli paid his sex master, Keith Crist, for bondage-and-discipline sessions at $1,000 per session for his sex fantasies……………..

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Oh my goodness ???

  • Ms.Capricorn101

    Sandra gonna leave us in this Rev.Pissy Post??

  • Too Many Colors

    Its a church on Louisburg Road. Went from being nice regular size to megachurch. You can take it from there.

  • Too Many Colors

    @Blaque I answered you way down below.

  • Too Many Colors

    Hate you sometimes.

  • Too Many Colors

    You too

  • MISSMEWITDATBULL

    That is wonderful and rare in this time of blasphemy and scheming under the veil of so-called religion.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    LMAO

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Sooooo, a bald eagle tried to attack Donald Dump during a photo shoot. That eagle must’ve thought Donald’s hair was a live prey, or must know Donald’s azz is racist. *dead* Damn eagle went straight for his head. LMAO

  • Too Many Colors

    Going to read this. How a once almost endangered species dont eem like him?

  • Str8tUpMenace

    You know animals can sense bullchit and evil spirits. LMAO

  • Str8tUpMenace

    The damn eagle was then perched on his desk. Donald tried to touch him and that damn eagle tried to bite his azz. LMAO!!!!!!!!!! I hollered so damn loud in this office. *dead*

    That eagle said, “Don’t fuggin touch me, bish.”

  • Just Keya

    Dead at Rev. Pissy

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Please watch it!!!!!!! The damn trainer tried to help Donald smooth his damn hair down afterwards. Prolly just wanted to pet that damn tabby

  • harley_quinn2.0

    The already got gifs ???

  • harley_quinn2.0

    The trainer tried to fix his comb over ???

  • Too Many Colors

    The eagle that attacked him is named…Uncle Sam.

    So. In essence, the USA retaliated against him. I’m so damn weak???????

  • 1/8

    If I had known what he was going through, I would have moved him into my apartment and taken care of him. At some point, your love for a person should outweigh your fears.

    My friend was abandoned by his church and his family; all of whom, claimed to be Christians.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    LMAO!!!!!!!!! I can’t stop watching that chit yo. I got tears!!!!!!!!!

  • Too Many Colors

    Me neither???

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Yes!!!!!!!! He just wanted to see it that chit was breathing, or if it had a heartbeat.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    I lost it when he tried to bite his azz. That eagle said, “I’ll bite that chit off.”

  • Str8tUpMenace

    I am soooooo dead. *hits the floor*

  • LibraGirlonly

    I wouldn’t mind givigto that church. I need to see with my eyes watcha doing.

  • TheRealLee

    Oh gee thanks, I didn’t know any of that. Like I said, the church mishandle this thing from the get go. Just because I say it does not mean I’m excusing this horrific behavior so spare me the outrage. What they should do is make significant change to their MO about the priesthood which they won’t because they don’t want to deal with sexuality, celibacy, and who are the people that use the priesthood to inflict the damage they’ve done. This pope who appears to be a guy of the people would impress me if at least he addressed the pedophilia issue once and for all.

  • NeverSurprised

    Well, the pastor at New Hope Baptist Church DOES have some pretty distinctive eyes. Just sayin’.

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    I..can’t breeve…LOLOLOLOL! It must be made of Rat Hair..

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Mmmmhmmm, and in the Bronx. Tired of these degenerate perverts giving Catholicism a bad name. They’ve been messing up the Roman Catholic church with their greed and perversions since the 4th century ???? I can’t wait to tell my mother about this. While she was out in the street crying over seeing the Pope this is what Christ’s servants on earth were doing. Drinking piss and spending the money of hard working parishioners on shyty apartments in East Harlem to use as sicko sex dens. Oh the iniquity ?

  • Str8tUpMenace

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Prolly thought Donald’s wig was kin to the rat he ate last week.

  • CJ413

    He should be ashamed of himself!! Smdh…sick freak

  • Auditor

    Yea I feel you…I was really young when my aunt caught it but I don’t recall my family shunning her.

    His family was probably already weary because he was gay.

    I can see it from both sides though.

  • Full Monty

    Let the church say AMEN!

  • SummerBaby

    New post

  • Auditor

    #dead

  • Auditor

    I saw that…why did it look fake to me?

  • 1/8

    A couple of years ago, I contacted his mother on Facebook. She blocked me. Her behavior was shocking to me, because my friend adored his mother.

  • hotntot95

    Figuratively speaking, can you understand
    “Going to the front row of hell with diesel boots and gasoline draws on”

  • Auditor

    Crazy…but some people don’t wanna be reminded of the past…whether it was good or bad. They’ll reap what they sow. Bish feels guilty…I’m hoping.

  • YES I SAID IT…

    I swear this world is full of sick freaks!

  • Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

    Hosea 4:6My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge: because thou hast rejected knowledge, I will also reject thee, that thou shalt be no priest to me: seeing thou hast forgotten the law of thy God, I will also forget thy children.

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    LOLOLOL!!!!

  • imright

    hes not the only 1 doin this. church is bullsht

  • just being me

    Wow this must have been some great sex but its not uncommon at all .. Those who spend there life overly religious or always speaking bad of others sins are usually the ones who are the biggest freaks .. I need more freak friends ..

  • Lulu

    As a comedian once said, I stopped going to church because the cover charge was too high…

  • LeBrick James

    one person peeing in another person’s mouth… “great sex” ?

    really?

  • TheRealLee

    That they are arranging the chairs in their sinking titanic tells you what their faulty thinking looks like. So yes, they don’t know what the hell they are doing.

  • Sankara&Lumumba

    We ain’t from NC so can u pour da hot TEA n NAME that Pastor? lol

  • Sankara&Lumumba

    huh??? where SHE from tho?

  • just being me

    Just because you dont like something dont mean others dont .. there are things you do that people would find just as disturbing ..

  • just being me

    Just because you dont like something dont mean others dont .. there are things you do that people would find just as disturbing ..

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Idk…I can’t remember the place. He went there for like a missionary thing and came back with her…he later divorced his wife and married her.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Idk…I can’t remember the place. He went there for like a missionary thing and came back with her…he later divorced his wife and married her.

  • side_i

    #PIG

  • side_i

    #PIG

  • ?Patty Kakes?

    He’s going to bust hell wide open

  • Imperfectly_perfect

    And let’s not forget the Givlify app…just in case ur sick & can’t make it to church, u can still get them tithes to the church, right from your sick bed?

  • eljjai

    LMAO! this is so wrong it read like a Tarantino script.
    I do not tithe, I give to needy people directly. They side eye the hell out of me at church but I long saw some sht I did not take kindly to going on with the collection money. you’ll be lucky if you get $20 out of me the whole year for the collection plate.
    But I’m all about the needy, needy people in church and outside the church.

  • eljjai

    Da fuq? and he still the pastor? I woulda dropp kicked him outta that pulpit. I am so done with pastors that can’t walk the walk but wanna stand up front. better sit his ass all the way down.

  • eljjai

    really?
    Fcuk T D Jakes. yeah I said it. for that and a whole host of other things.

  • eljjai

    DA FUQ? Seriously? I woulda been breaking through windows n sht.

  • eljjai

    Just no shame in their game huh?

  • eljjai

    I can’t believe these stories.

  • eljjai

    Fcuk Joyce Meyer

  • eljjai

    how do the Baptist, Evangelical and lutherens fall under the roman catholic church? I thought they took offence to catholic practices

  • eljjai

    the reason for that is America has lost its moral compass in an ocean of “rights” and Political correctness. Separating church from states, removing God from evereything butthe dollar bill.

  • 88

    Nope it’s all the same you have to research far back in history (I’m talking the Dark Ages) The Roman Catholic Church aka The Vatican control’s every single religion on the face of the earth today—that includes Christianity and all of it’s denominations.

    See photo below:

    http://i65.tinypic.com/sfz4p1.png

  • eljjai

    what the hell, where does this happen? In the states? No way. Did he pass? his own family? I got too many questions.

  • 1/8

    It happened in Chicago in the early 90s. His own family let him starve to death. He was too sick to care for himself. His mother would leave food on a tray outside his door, when he became too weak to retrieve the food….

  • AnonymousRose

    Nope, couldn’t be…..no, no , no…..

  • TheRealLee

    Bingo!

  • Bob Dilla

    In my pocket.

  • Go Head With That

    Im going back to bed lol

  • Go Head With That

    HAHAHAHAHA. DID REB JUST KIDNAP THE CONGREGATION LOL. I guess he say y’all pay to see rappers and Ron Isley perform LOL.

  • Go Head With That

    Noooo. Are you serious??

  • PROPHETMAJOR

    Black folks been paying tithes for the last 20 years and still struggling to pay their own bills smh

  • OvertheMississippi

    That isn’t fair to say. Just because he is homosexual deviant doesn’t make him a pedophile. There are many wh0rish heterosexual defiants. They aren’t assumed to be pedophiles. So not cool. ?

  • Imperfectly_perfect

    Very serious…

  • Canary Red™

    ?? excuse me…LOL…what if you loose ur job…u still owe! Lol

  • Canary Red™

    Girl I’m over here shouting – Holy Ghost dance!!!! Preach sis Preach!

    This is one of my favorite scriptures! Learned it for the first time is ’95!

  • Blaque Mahogany

    ?? Girl, I don’t even fill out the tithing slip (when I use cash).

  • Canary Red™

    Me either…pastor just happy to get the money. But trust he know who I s and is not paying. ? Will complain about it in a minute!!!! Lol!

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Seems as if Father Spank was doing more than overseeing the bake sales and building funds.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ? Somebody cue up ‘Pac’s Dear Mama and Boyz to Men’s Mama.

    ~falls to knees and starts to sway~ Prayers for Mama Buttercup and her spreadsheet.

  • I’keya Ross

    Ours funded a teenage basketball star in another state that pastor sired. Most of tithes also went to new cars and China white ?. Later years the members yoked him up and a crack pipe fell out….he was then released from duty

  • Buttercup

    LMBO. She’s been accurate down to the penny. I occasionally look at the credit card statement too. You can never be too sure.

  • Joyce Jones

    Places of worship need to start releasing monthly financial statements to its parishioners because this is one of the reasons why people are not going to church anymore

  • Arrissasso

    How is it a life of devotion and total commitment to God requires a Bentley? How did he get away with so much for as long as he did? Shouldn’t a man of God driving a car that costs more than some people’s homes be raising red flags from the jump?

  • Switchblade Slim

    These black pastors are just as “tricky”. Creflo, Eddie, now they got Craig Oliver; an Eddie Long disciple. Practice your religion at home, stop going to these motivational speeches for the weak, they call “Church”…..Make it plain reverend…make it plain!!….Baba-bluska-babba- see-do-wabby…Lol.