Teyana Taylor

Songbird Teyana Taylor is blessed with good genes. The 25-year-old new mom gave birth to her 1st child, Iman Tayla Shumpert Jr., on her bathroom floor just 6 days ago.

But you can’t tell by looking at this photo she posted on Instagram.com.

Proud daddy Iman Shumpert assisted with the delivery after calling 911 for help.

“Dear Baby Iman…. Thank you for this snap back in 6 days,” Teyana wrote in the photo caption. “I love you my darling. Lol #AintNoGymBih #StillGotALongWayToGoButImGettimgThere.”

Pregnant women everywhere envy Teyana. It usually takes months for the belly to return to normal size.

Teyana’s age has a lot to do with with her body’s quick return to pre-pregnancy condition. But exercising, eating right, and staying fit are major factors.




  • nucynu25

    I kinda want to hate on her lol but nah she looks good.

  • Decked Out

    She is TIGHT.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Dear Teyana,

    I hate you.

    P.S. Congrats on the baby.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    It has to be a combination of genetics and age. I hear that you drop weight faster with natural births too. She looks great…hell her stomach is flatter than mine and I have 0 kiddies.

  • nucynu25

    I really hate they name this little girl jr. U know what matter fact I dont like you any more , stupid ass tried to come for my baby Rih & got slayed & now u all on social with yo under wear on while u still bleeding #sit down ho

  • Mz.Capricorn

    Dear Teyana, Please go nurse your baby. No one cares about your stomach. Sincerely, the world.

  • BKLYNS MAMA

    I bet Kim K wish she looked like that after dem babies birth without the help from doc’s

  • nucynu25

    Lol .. my baby 17 months & I still got a tummy . I had a c-section tho, am working on it .

  • JJ

    *Makes stank face*
    Congrats I guess….

    Meanwhile I gave birth over six years ago to my youngest and I don’t have a flat belly like that yet….ole youthful look at my flat belly six days after birth heffa! Yeah I’m jealous

  • Jean Paul Le’vonne

    ….meanwhile!

  • anjanette b

    I wish I had a cookie to give her.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    now u all on social with yo under wear on while u still bleeding #sit down ho
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Oh my gosh… really? Girrlll. LOL

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Yeah, back when I wanted kids, I always planned to have a C-section. But that was one of the things that all of my female friends talked about. How you will practically never get rid of the pouch after a C-section.

  • Torae

    Did she not get enough attention for the way her baby was delivered? She enjoyed the attention so she gotta keep her name out there…that’s the most anyone ever talked about Teyana…

  • nucynu25

    Lol , am 2 petty .

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Not true… I’ve had 3, the last was a c-section, and I’ve never been in better shape. I got visible abs for the first time ever AFTER my c-section thanks to eating right and working out. Please see the accompanying pic. <—–

  • nucynu25

    & it’s jus the pouch . I hve always been small , never really had to work out. I breast fed so that also helped but this pouch refuses to let me be all Tha way sexy

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    ShoOwings at Roosevelt mall. Dude was actually get some Rolex watches. Wonders if it was a diversion for others boosters?

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Congrats. Excellent snap back ?

  • nucynu25

    I think it’s true depending on the person , u work out so yours is gone . I hve always been very tiny & never worked out. So for my pouch to leave I honestly hve to change my life style. I also kno ppl who work their ass off in the gym & still hvr that little pouch .

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Yeah definitely age has alot to do with it.
    Slightly hating

  • Smith Jane

    How is that even possible? She was on GMA & she still looked pregnant. How do you go from looking 5mos pregnant, post birth, to a flat stomach (with ABS no less!) within 5 days? Naw…somebody lying!!

  • SpideySense

    Her body is crazy! But her face . . .

  • SellieBaby

    Make me not wanna leave the house again ever!

  • southern

    That stomach don’t look like it has held nary a baby. Hell of a snap byke

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Kim never looked like that period, much less after birth.

  • nucynu25

    I think she’s pretty .

  • JJ

    I mean I’d probably show off too but if im being completely honest she gave birth at her house I’m wondering if the timeline she is giving is actually real could’ve actually given birth weeks ago but planned to do this “one week” after birth picture for attention on blogs and E! for miraculous weight loss she does seem attention starved but I could just be jealous and skeptical

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Offtopic…what happened to LakeIsha Holloway so sad.

    She went from being honored to vehicular homicide. If she was white, somebody would trying to say she had a mental break down. The prosecutor…talking about more charges to come. Angers me

  • nucynu25

    She had a nice body before surgery . She wasn’t as pretty but i think she’s always had a nice body .

  • SpideySense

    All beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And variety is the spice of life so to each his own. I’m sure she’s a nice girl but my eyes don’t like her face

  • nucynu25

    Lol, can’t debate that .

  • mzwhang90210

    The 25-year-old <~~~of course she "snapped back."

    What would've been news is if she was 25……and did not.

  • SpideySense

    I like when commenters are reasonable. No argument, just opinions. Merry Christmas nucynu25!

  • Blaque Mahogany

    All of this.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    We’ve never actually seen Kim’s pre-surgery body. She got lipo and implants at 18 and has been at it ever since.

  • Mona Lisa

    She’s 25, when I had my first child at 21, the snap back was the same. However with my last two after age 30, I still look 5 months pregnant. A lot has to do with age, genes, and physical activity. She was very fit prior to giving birth, and couple this with age it’s not surprising.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Girl, I can’t see that micro pic. But, there are always exceptions to the rule and I think exercise/genetics all play a role

  • hotntot95

    OMggg ..my child is 20 and my ish looks like a road map to Wisconsin…smdh

  • mzwhang90210

    Yeah. I was wondering what made her snap?
    If she had $$$$…..she’d be out on bond, Xmas shopping.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    How old were you when you had your last two?

  • Mz.Capricorn

    @JJ. Well i’m not skeptical or jealous & i still think she should go sit down some damn where. I’m 36yrs, had my first child in Feb, i didn’t have: stomach or stretch marks. I went from a size 7/8 to a 8. I wasn’t on social media bragging about it either.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Wow. Congrats

  • mzwhang90210

    Maybe her tummy is so flat because she carried the baby up high….like in her weave?

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    I need for folks to step away from instagram … bet money a show coming next …. watch …

  • mzwhang90210

    Congrats on the new baby!

  • Carmen

    Kim gotta loose weight in her feet before she can even walk into a gym, ole swollen ankle ass girl

  • Mz.Capricorn

    @Whang. Thanks. My first & last. I was traumatized, i’ll never ever go through that again in life.

  • mzwhang90210

    Social media makes stars out of talent less folks.
    It’s only gonna get worse in 2016. Watch.

  • Mz.Capricorn

    @Blaque. I think a lot had to do with genes, because i have always ate like a construction worker.

  • mzwhang90210

    Awwww lol. I feel ya though.
    That’s why I scoff at these trannys that claim slapping on a wig and buying a vagina makes them a real woman.
    Let just ONE have to experience labor pains….I bet they’d glue that penis back on so fast.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile ……. my tummy came right back …. not the abs but it did … within 2 weeks ….. the key is keeping it off …… I never got back down to 117 at the lowest 145 …. but folks still said I was too skinny … now well um mmmmm my azz at 165 and counting …. chick had the nerve to tell me …. ooooh you look like you gaining …. I said Ima try to loose it …. she said …. you need to gain some more …. beesh whet >>>>>> ???? Chile bye ….. my bones not built for meat …. I start having aches and pains …. back start hurting …. nerp ….. I have moved up to a 9 I feel live at a size 5 doe … I will be back to my work outs in 2 weeks

  • jazmine

    Is this against the Ayesha curry thing we all agreed on a while back or are there exceptions?

  • 1/8

    “Offtopic…what happened to LakeIsha Holloway so sad.”

    What Holloway did to her victims, is even sadder.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Lol

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Just watch Whang she will have a show … you heard it first here on da blog ….. I could be wrong … but this thirsty one … yep

  • mzwhang90210

    Jen…how tall are you tho?
    Taller folks can carry weight very well.

  • Mz.Capricorn

    @Whang. You’re right because i’m 5’7 and half. And my weight goes to my thighs & butt, but i have a small waist.

  • mzwhang90210

    Yup….I can see the title of her show now…. “Real Housewives Who Give Birth on the Bathroom Floor & Snap Back While Participating In Couples Therapy.”
    On VH1

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    5’9 with heels 6’1 … fugg folks opinions….. I know what feels right for me … and this weight I have ret nah aint it ….. back been hurting ….. felt the same way prego …. slim is da motto

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Trolls literally never take a break from the bs. I mean Christmas is like 3 days away and still no ability to cease with thr negativity.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    dead …. I thought self title ….. this broad and her bew Thirsty for that attention

  • mzwhang90210

    I feel ya babe.
    But 5’9 and 117 lbs????? No maam Sam.
    I’m 5’8—-and @ 128 lbs …I looked like I got 25 cents a month from Brad & nem.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Would have said okay fugg u

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Just look like she had a breakdown …. something mental ….. bet them murder charges stick ….. ole girl had a mental break … it happens

  • Mz.Capricorn

    @Jenie. You wear heels? I dont, i have always hated my height. I always wanted to be 5’6.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    hell living with your child in the car would make me loose it … never know what folks breaking point is

  • mzwhang90210

    Exactly. I just hate the sista went out like this.
    Where is the baby’s dad? WTH did she move to Vegas for–with no job/housing?

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile and when I wear em they have to be 3 inches or higher …. can’t wear kitten heels chile …. damn near bussed a tooth one night …. I know backwards but I only rock high heels ……. only ….. Chile love my height !!

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    If only she was white. The victims family would bexpect saying we forgive her. It looks like she may have turned to drugs. She had even got a federal job at 21 even though with her circumstances. They aCT like she was GS 15

  • nucynu25

    Same to u baby … :)

  • LuvMyBrownSkin?

    She looks wonderful!

  • mzwhang90210

    LMAO Carmen….you said “Ole Pickled Pig Feet” havin heffa.
    Bwahhaaaaaa

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    I’m 5’5 and wish I was 5’8

  • mzwhang90210

    Naw bew. Look @ OJ.
    $$$$ talks.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Nope, these type of individual just love drama. Satan and his crew don’t take breaks.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    I had titts C cups so it looked perfect …. I didn’t look sickly …… nice rack …. no azz … fat :kona:

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Sooooo Don from BICC has a child that he isn’t claiming. The little girl is one and the mom claims to had been “dating” him from 2011-2014. I’m all on her IG page. Lol…this child has all of these split screen pics up of Dona and the little girl. In one picture she pasted the babys head on a stranger and was like “the only time I get to chill with my dad is when he is on tv”.

    Fix it Jesus

  • mzwhang90210

    LOLLOLOLOL….

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    No if the driver was white…if LakeIsha were white she would get sympathy.

  • mzwhang90210

    Girl I swear….I got really into detox/cleansing when my mom died…and @ 5’8, I got down to 128 lbs.
    This yt lady in the store asked me if I was okay..and did I need to sit down.
    #truestory

  • Mz.Capricorn

    @Whang. Where is the baby’s dad? Somewhere living or flucking the next bish. She probably asked the bastard for help first.

  • Here for the comments

    She was already fit , she always looks great! #loveher

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    White are saying she needs to be hung. This young lady had a break down.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Chile

  • mzwhang90210

    I feel ya on this too.
    I know what weight “feels” right to me. So folks can say whateva…but unless I’m happy with me…I ain’t happy.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    They said the initial bond was 5k

  • Mz.Capricorn

    @Whang. This was me while pregnant, looking like i was on heavy crack. The baby sucked the LIFE out of me.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Well I expecting company tommorrow. Let me tidy up restrooms. Satan is here. Bye

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    A girl?

  • mzwhang90210

    Chile…. some yt folks just WAIT for Black folks to do something. Meanwhile they conveniently ignore all of the fouls atrocities that members of THEIR race commit.
    I’d like to know if these same yt folks are calling for the hanging of that rich yt kid that killed FOUR people?!
    *sucks toof*

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    The one they can’t find. Aflizenza

  • mzwhang90210

    Zack-ree!

  • Mz.Capricorn

    @Just. Nope a boy. The first 3months i couldn’t eat nothing.

  • morenYAHdelsur

    ? Don outchea! His temper doesn’t help either. Ain’t that why he lost his scholarship?!? ?

  • PhenomenalWomanThatIsMe

    She really was always extremely fit. This is no surprise.

  • mzwhang90210

    Yup!!!
    I feel bad for the sista…I really do. (Read: that does NOT mean I condone what she did!!)
    I mean..she was homeless….and couldn’t even sleep in her car in peace.
    Sad all the way around.

  • mzwhang90210

    LOLOLOL…girl.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    He only got probation. This poor young girl will never see the light of day and may even be murdered in jail. As Viola said the only thing that separates us from writes is opportunities.

    Futhermore, if any ready this is not registered please do so and encourage others.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    I can’t remember why he lost the scholarship. But he comes off extremely violent. Like he beats the hell out of Ashley…or women in general

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Yeah, I was forced to eat meat with my son. I only wanted fish. He rarely eats meat now.

  • mzwhang90210

    Don’t gooooooo….I finally get a chance to hang out..and you leave????

  • mzwhang90210

    You actually wanted to be shorter??
    LOL, I always wanted to be a tad bit taller.

  • ShelleDC

    I was her age when I had my first two, and the snap back was real! Loved it. I also was only 138 at 9 months both times. But the third baby ugh I can’t say the same. However I gained before I got pregnant and then never gained a pound while pregnant. My doctor was not happy. So basically I was losing weight while pregnant but the pregnancy was healthy and gaining.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Your got my addy…so I could tell u what had happened. Had to chill…home since Dec 2 : / many things need to catch up here. All hands in deck. Got get my switch out and do inspections.

  • ShelleDC

    Same here, my first was a c-section. But I was a gym rat back then. I’m trying to get back lol

  • Mz.Capricorn

    @Whang. Yes always hated being tall. I had a cousin who was 5’6, i used to be like thats the perfect height. Not too short, not too tall.

  • mzwhang90210

    Chile…I remember this ty chick…purposely rammed her car into the back of a jeep and killed either 3 or 4 people…claimed she was trying to commit suicide.
    She only got a slap on the wrist. Her defense attorneys claimed the psych meds she was on…made her do it.
    SMH.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Go head T! :cheer:

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Agreed! I’ve had a csection also and belly got right back flat :yes:

  • mzwhang90210

    LOLLLLLL…girl. You’d betta embrace that height.
    But I do remember being taller than most of the boys in Elementary school. So yeah…I feel ya.

  • mzwhang90210

    *places my drink on your head*
    Ya don’t say?

  • mzwhang90210

    K….. imma email ya.
    *hugs*

  • mzwhang90210

    Hey bew!!!
    I just wanna say…as much as she achieved and overcame…something made her snap. So she has my sympathies.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Fugg her real talk!

  • Mz.Capricorn

    @Whang. I was taller than the other girls in school. But now i don’t to much care, because those same hookers are now short & chubby.

  • mzwhang90210

    LMAO…chile you couldn’t tell me chit…with my sunken in cheeks.
    I was “svelte.” Bwahahaaaaa

  • mzwhang90210

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    That’s a good height …. just throw on some heels…. chile my mom 5’2 and my oldest sis 5″3 middle sis 5’11 chile ….. we have a mixture…. dad 6’4 nephews 6’2 and 6’1 still growing lil J is tall too …. size 9 shoe and she only 9 she real slim doe…. nothing but legs

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Ummmm :eek: we also gotta reach out to our fren :(
    ttyl :kiss:

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    my limbs aching right now… very uncomfortable

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Girl I stay in heels.

  • mzwhang90210

    JenEEE…Jussy is lying. That heffa is only 5’3. She has to sit on phone books to type.
    Lyin arse.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile my look did … trust … I don’t hide my inner thoughts well lolol

  • mzwhang90210

    Right!!! Esp. now…during the holidays.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    dead

  • Mona Lisa

    35 and 37

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    well I don’t not no more …… before I had J kept heels on now …. sneakers … heels when I’m smelling myself lololol

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Xactly she probably had a good fund me

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    mines go to stomach and boobs …. ugly combination …. running round looking like fat back and no azz…. slim for me is the move

  • jusbecsuse

    WTF did I click on this story. D@mn…..lemme put down this pound cake and do a few sit ups….lmao.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile …. okay ……. gain weight whet …. beesh palease

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    I’ve decided I’m doing life wrong. Next year we’re going on a vacation for Christmas.

  • mzwhang90210

    Well JenEEE..at least you aren’t tall with big feet.
    I almost have to body slam shoe sales folks when I ask do they have a shoe in MY size.
    They got to repeat it all loud & like “Are you sure you wear that size?!”
    I’m like…just go in the back and see if you have it. Bassid!

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    tHIS ^^^^

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Shid that pregnancy put me at a 11 …. went from a 9 in a half to an 11 and my feet skinny … was hard to find shoes in my size ugh ….. reason #893 to not have any mo kids

  • LipstickANDlace

    She looks good. If you have a pouch and not so good eating habits before you get pregnant 9 outta 10 you’ll still look pregnant at ya baby 1st bday party ???

  • Sexy CJ

    Teyana,…….”Hook It On The Beat”…….

  • luVn_liFe…

    good for her EYE knew she would snap back quick.. buttuRmhh guuhl go lay down and ress. that punany IS leaking. Rest baby RESS!

  • Tracy Taylor

    She was already in excellent shape before her pregnancy…….which is a huge plus post pregnancy.

  • Sexy CJ

    Go On Girl………

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    who

  • GTFOHWTBS

    Probably an old pic #Chile please

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    nerp notice that line…..

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Oh shyt …. look at this gif getting in yassss werk!!!

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    rofl!!!!

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Don– Black Ink Crew Chicago

  • E-VannaRootsAllEvil

    Some ppl kill me so what go take care of yo child. #lilgirlmentality

  • mzwhang90210

    Her body does look great…I can’t hate.

    Meanwhile…I have a cousin..almost 40…talkin bout she still hasn’t lost the weight from her last baby.
    Bish…your last “baby” is 17 yrs old. Is you fa-reel????

  • PettyEyezPrime

    This is what I said 2 years ago. This year life happened and things couldn’t be avoided but next year, me and mine getting gone.

  • imright

    i knew she would snap right back????shes always bn fit!! ??& she worked out during her pregnancy!! #Goals

  • SandrasNewFave

    Aye to each her own. I’m glad that she has what makes her happy- a body to kill and die for. I, on the other hand, and thankful my husband keeps his butt on covered status.

  • mzwhang90210

    Turkey tail…was sup!!!???

  • mzwhang90210

    Heyyyy SEP

  • Too Many Colors

    We used to alternate one year Thanksgiving at beach. Next year Christmas at beach. Myrtle Beach. For years. We stopped bc my MAMA hollering she wanted us to stay local. She would host if she had to. Yada fuggin Yada.

    MOD. MOD. ??Ask how MANY anything she has hosted in the PAST FOUR years we stopped? ??

    I never wanted to stop. My sister fell for that bullshyt. I’ve already ANNOUNCED. ..me and mine going next year for both. Fugg folks.?

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Never went back down to 128 from 165. Stayed 145-155. I was so happy to not be a stick. Sitting here at 180 and counting got me missing the stick figure look. I used to eat everything. All the time. Snacks in the bed. These damn steroids and not being able to move about like I used to did it. I eat right. Saw a nutritionist and everything. After the New Year I’m getting back into exercise. These doctors can miss me with everything about sitting still. I refuse to be 200+. I gain like 2 or more pounds in a week and a halfs time.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Hey Whang! What’s shaking?

  • mzwhang90210

    Nada…good to see your font bew!

  • PettyEyezPrime

    ?? Her baby bout to be grown. What she gon call it then lol?

  • mzwhang90210

    hahahaaa

  • Sexy CJ

    Off Topic:…….Lordt I Ain’t Right………

  • AnonymousRose

    where is your hospital pad, ain’t you bleeding, I know you ain’t got no tampon in ya azz or do you…..there was a time when a woman just had a baby would keep her self covered, as those ole grandmas use to say , keep all that covered so it can heal…..Girl is your great great granny still living……but you look nice for your age, if you don’t do what you suppose to do .. in 20 yrs, that chyt gonna start telling on ya..

    sign
    a lady thats been there

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Good to see yours as well ?! I miss so much. I don’t even go back and read like I used to with the prehistoric blog. This new blog is too much to catch up on or I’m too lazy ?. Survey says…it’s too murch!

  • mzwhang90210

    Wait…gave birth 6 days ago??? And she’s standing up in the mirror takin pics in them toddler pannies????
    Well…I guess

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Say all that Southern…u got to be.

    Cover irself, you got to heal down there, and no sweeping. Ha

  • mzwhang90210

    LOLOLOL…I try to catch up when I can…but it aint easy.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Lunch said GONE KAY down. Now

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    CHILE iI just read the same line and did a … da fuggg… she still bleeding …. afterbirth still flowing chile ….. doing da damn most dot com … I blam Coco azz

  • PettyEyezPrime

    I own my weight and I make those around me own theirs. At least I can blame my meds. Others just fat for no reason. No lie, the stupid adult female cousin uses a hair scrunchie to hold her jeans closed instead of buying new. She claims is because she doesn’t want to waste money on bigger clothes and she losses the weight. I tell her BIH (the real word) you been fat since BEFORE you had your 16 year old.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile just said this dead

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    In feel ya…well I getting the hell outta here a couple of days later. Zooom

  • mzwhang90210

    Owwwwwww…..Gurlllllll….I went back and re-read that…6 days ago???? And you in the mirror posing like you’re Venus or Serena???
    Peace be still….

  • AnonymousRose

    i just said that, like aint you bleeding , where your pad at

  • PettyEyezPrime

    I wasn’t going to say anything bout her dropping blood round they house for an IG pic. But you go on head Teyana ?

  • AnonymousRose

    yesssss, lol

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Jesus be a pad and a sis bath chile …… Teyannna oh uh uh hunty

  • AnonymousRose

    not the sis bath…lmbooooo

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    bawhahah and that’s the reality trifling azz nasty beesh gross

  • 1/8

    Hello.

    My sympathies lie with the child she should have never had and the victims whose lives have been marred, forever.

    Aside from making the news for being a murderer and a child abuser, what has she accomplished?

    According to her own words, she is the first person in her family to graduate from high school. That’s not an accomplishment, that’s a sad testimony to generations of self-inflicted ignorance.

    In America, education, up to the twelfth grade, is free. Anyone who fails to take advantage of this luxury, only has themselves to blame.

  • 1/8

    Her race has nothing to do with the fact that she’s a murderer and a child abuser.

  • mzwhang90210

  • AnonymousRose

    somebody gonna say we hating, nallll, we are real women that can tell you a thing or too… cover yo azz tee, tee

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    whoa dead

  • Too Many Colors

    It’s why I have yet to comment ON topic. I know this bish is bloody standing there in the mirror. In them lil ass draws. Where her draws with spandex at? Bish boo bye

  • Miki

    Wow!!! I’m impressed. She looks great ..

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile …….. FOH !! These chicks now a trip chile smh

  • Too Many Colors

    It’s why her legs slightly crossed. Nasty hoe really holding bout two doubled up pads in place

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Because she stopped to take a picture ifo a tree while in labor just so she could pose with the baby in the same place like they did the pregnant Barbie with the detachable stomach ?
    Hey bew?

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Ya’ll ain’t shyt. Lmao at these comments. I needed that after a long azz day at work.

  • mzwhang90210

    LMAO…..Company be like…”I thought you didn’t have to be to work till 6:00 a.m. ?”
    You be like “Yeah but it’s already 2:30 a.m…..I wanna get a jump on that traffic….you wanna come move your car..you’re blocking me in?!”

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    hey gal rofl … T need to take a seat …. on a damn sis bath at that ….. UNREAL HOW these broads do the most

  • Too Many Colors

    Yeah. Remma the lil baby would pop TF out? We kept losing the lil baby. Barbie just had what I NOW know…is an empty uterus

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    I’m glad to see I wasn’t the only one thinking about how she’s still bleeding and standing up there in her draws with nary a pad in sight. Sanitary napkin (as my mother calls them) STAT.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    It’s sad that this is what’s hot. I wish bishes would have their chirren and tend to them and stay the fugg off IG naked.

  • mzwhang90210

    You sayin bishes be “bedazzlin” the umbilical cord to stunt on the gram?
    *DEAD*

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile …. ain’t no tampon stopping that flow eithr ……keep on gon be a Christina Aguilera in that bathroom … chile

  • Too Many Colors

    Here you go.

    Look at Coco.

  • AnonymousRose

    Spandex, well dam, lmaoooo,

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Yes. The baby never stayed in place. I hated Barbie and wondered why the fugg she was pregnant and where the hell Ken @ss was. They yt, they supposed to be a family *sarcasm*. She was a sangle momma just like the BLACK “babysitter Barbie” that had 4-6 chirren ? she was “watching” ?

  • mzwhang90210

  • Too Many Colors

    He the doctor deddy. Next to her. Posted you a pic above. Ken got on scrubs.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Idk. Maybe I’m different. My family had to beg me to get FB after I had my daughter. Why we need to share everything wiith everybody all the time? Nothing is private anymore.

  • AnonymousRose

    She probley inspected that pic before uploading it, make sure no blood was showing…Chile these youngins……help’em lord

  • Sexy CJ

    ………………

  • PettyEyezPrime

    She look like a meth head

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Yeah uh huh. Maybe I lost Ken too lol.

  • mzwhang90210

    Bet she fainted 13 mins after she snapped this pic.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Is that the stroller in the background?

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Man …. Society has become beyond shallow… Yo azz up through there snapping shots bleeding and all in lil bitty drawers just to show yo abs

  • PettyEyezPrime

    ??

  • mzwhang90210

    Chile thats oxygen.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Teyana has been trying to make fetch happen for herself for almost 10 years now. She also has an extremely high opinion of her self. This is typical for her.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Thirsty Chile smh

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    ???? log ya azz off Chile ??

  • Too Many Colors

    I never got Ken dolls. Like maybe 2. He was worrisome. So was the damn little sister. Skipper

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    ???????

  • mzwhang90210

    She put the “giblets” in her purse.

  • SummerBaby

    I was having a rough evening ? I read these comments & y’all are crazy ?

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    I bet it smells like copper, baby spit up, breast milk, delusion, sweaty b-ball clothes, and attention whorism over at the Taylor/Shumpert home.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    If Iman (the daddy not the girl jr) could catch a baby, call 911 and film a video for the gram, we would have witnessed it all. Babies are now accessories. Also, I’m so sick of birth announcements on social media with the back of heads, fingers and toes.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Ole stank azz open wound azz … Chile and after birth has its own distinct odor too… Someone tell you otherwise is a Damn lie…. FOH Teyanna

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Collapses from lack of…She anemic! ?

  • Tammie Reed

    Yep my first baby I snapped right back I was 29, not so much with the 2nd it took me about 2 months but now that I’m over 40, Im getting that poof in the front but found out I have the beginning stages of fibroids, not fun!

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    We keep it ? ? no chasers ! ?

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    What ya say beesh bleeding out… Oxygen tan k on standby ???

  • mzwhang90210

    I can’t breathe….JenEEE sed that baffroom smells like duck ass & weasel sweat???!!!

  • mzwhang90210

    lmaooooooooooooo…ya’ll aint sheet!!!
    And I luv it!!!
    *TEARS*

  • Queen B

    Omg im so damn jealous ? Its been eight yrs since i had my baby and i still look 2 months pregnant lol

  • PettyEyezPrime

    I took the heads off all Barbie. I think I was angry as a child. Or maybe it was them little @ss clothes that took 25 minutes to get on/off and I was impatient. Teyana up there with the “how does it feel” “V” that Ken has ? *random*

  • mzwhang90210

    gooooooooooooooooooooo…NOW!!!

  • ArDnAhC45

    Haha-the bully on the Simpson’s voice. (I forget his name).

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile…. ?? I weak

  • AnonymousRose

    I had the sunshine family, NO, oh OK, before y’all time, lol

  • mzwhang90210

    Ain’t they a mess chile?
    Whewww lawd.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    ???

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    But but you got it started

  • mzwhang90210

    Bahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa…
    Who…moi???!!
    Well I neva!!!

  • PettyEyezPrime

    She smelling like Countess Vaughn puss filled infected scalp?

  • mzwhang90210

    *hugs*

  • Too Many Colors

    Girl. My little sister got that doll from her dad one year. My older sister who is 11 years older than me, and alot older than lil sis (17 years)…was HOT. She was like wtf part of the game IS THIS?

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    If you don’t (see pic) yeah right wang

  • PettyEyezPrime

    What I do? Tell me I’m lying. She got on just about the same amount of clothes too.

  • AnonymousRose

    Wtf… Bye whang… Lol

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Gross just gross ???

  • Too Many Colors

    You basically said. *record scratch* wait…???6 DAYS?? This bloody bish heah

  • PettyEyezPrime

    My super sweet 16 is where she popped up on my screen looking peculiar.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    I remember that doll folks was trying sue Matel rofl!

  • AnonymousRose

    Why lord, why do u type……..
    :wails:

  • AnonymousRose

    Lmaoooooooo, Jen go lay to azz down…

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Mess numero uno ^^^^

  • mzwhang90210

    I’m appalled!!

  • Too Many Colors

    I HATED doll clothes. I would get Barbie and bout 6 outfits for her every Christmas. Them lil Shoes and pocketbooks done clogged up the vacuum cleaner. My mama done screamed on me. Smfh.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Cheer up. I’m drinking wine. My daughter’s on vacation and my pocketbook isn’t corroded like that guy said on here that time. So…. celebrations all around ? #itsthelittlethings

  • SummerBaby

    Yes the Rose garden is hilarious.

  • SummerBaby

    I’m most def grateful for the small things.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    She drip dropping all ova da crib for good lighting and open windows. I’m just pointing it out.

  • Too Many Colors

    I was convinced her ass was a dyke til recently. Like 9 months ago.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Do not exclude yourself. You started this shyt.

  • SummerBaby

    I stayed slim forever after giving birth, but working from home is when I started gaining. ?

  • Too Many Colors

    Why I’m GLAD I made it from IN here okay????

  • PettyEyezPrime

    When the pregnancy test told her and Iman (daddy not girl jr) that sperm met egg?

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Well having a baby don’t make you straight. Ask Carmen C husband downstairs.

  • Too Many Colors

    An earring back

  • Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

    That’s nice . I have no kids but plenty of stretch marks ( reached my maximum height in the 6th grade) and a belly ( cause I’m lazy). Sit down Ms. Taylor you look real parched right about now. Its clear you don’t get enough attention at home, aren’t you still bleeding? Nasty heffa .

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Off topic: remember when kelly was about 3.5 lbs heavier than #currently and they had her sitting on EXTRA LARGE furniture to appear smaller but it didn’t work and she still looked fat? I bet she mad at Teyana right damn now.

  • SummerBaby

    To most people I’m a nice size, but according to my BMI it’s telling me bish lose weight ?

  • Too Many Colors

    This. Still might be indeed

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Kelly “The Belly” Price?

  • mzwhang90210

    You betta be glad I can’t fight….
    Cuz I would beat cho aceeeee

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Mine said bish you passed me a minute ago, is I’m gon see you eva again ?. #afternewyear #musdrinkadultbeverages

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I thought we was Frens but bish I’ll fugg you up. Don’t like the Vanilla Sunshine fool ya.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Yes!

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Man…

  • SummerBaby

    I’ve been going to the gym 5-6 days a week for the last month. I’m convinced I need a personal trainer.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Mine said ‘bish wat da fugg is dis’ (Tiny voice)

    As my pants said ‘bih I know you can’t breave’

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Bi is my thought

  • mzwhang90210

    No you didn’t type “copper.”
    Ubishu?????

  • PettyEyezPrime

    My chest grew with me so my coats keep unzipping randomly ? with no help ?

  • SummerBaby

    It’s a struggle ?

  • PettyEyezPrime

    NO.YOU.DID.NOT.WITH.THAT.PIC!

  • PettyEyezPrime

    The pencil eraser

  • PettyEyezPrime

    I loved the gym. Joining again soon. It clears my mind and hurts so good. Do what you gotta do! My brother was my personal trainer. It def makes a difference. You want to fight them after lol.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Lmao. Your boobs are telling the coat let us be free.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Yes always have to be in motion. Read about holistic remedies stay away for certain foods.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I guess it’s been decided to revive the night crew temporarily.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    The Struggle !s real

  • SummerBaby

    I’ll check into the personal trainer prices at my gym because it may not be in my budget.

  • Too Many Colors

    I’m a 12. I love to eat tho. I was eating ALL day working from home

  • PettyEyezPrime

    They were already ddd so half a pound and my coats are losing the battle AND the war lol.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Anything can happen at the night show…everything can happen at the night show????

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    What do you eat?

  • PettyEyezPrime

    After new year a lot of gyms run specials. You know people make that their resolution lmao. I work out at home but I get distracted too fast.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Ok…it smells vaguely metallic and musty…better?

  • SummerBaby

    My waistline isn’t where I want it to be…I’m cool with everything else. I know I can’t spot reduce so I’m trying to get it right by Spring.

  • mzwhang90210

    whateva heffa

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I don’t eat as much as I expected but probably because I always need to go to the grocery store. None of my snacks ever interest me.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Bathroom floor sound do hygienically sound. Where is her pregnant drawers. She bet not have no tampon in her paginal.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    I can’t drink so I want rum raisin ice cream. NOW.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    *backs away from the pregnant woman*

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Well I’m here…but we need Brenden and pumpkin mama. For it to be legit.

  • mzwhang90210

    LMAO…JenEEE..I just saw that gif.
    *DEAD*

  • SummerBaby

    Portion control I think is/was one of my main issues. My dad is from Louisiana I love all type of southern food. ?

  • mzwhang90210

    …no…cuz I’m just now seeing “baby spit up.”
    *DEAD*

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    That’s probably all it is. Change up your eating and you’ll see the results of all that gym time sooner.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I guess you better send out the bat signal or revise your crew.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Sighh…crack baby Helen Keller has arrived. Satan

  • SummerBaby

    I’m trying

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell
  • Too Many Colors

    When mine didn’t interest me, I would eat the other folks who live here snacks?

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    I’ve never had that ice cream. Sounds delish. Butter pecan is my fave

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Who is that?

  • NYTimes#1Bestseller

    Damn she looks great

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Lmao…that the issue here.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Lol

  • lil goodie

    Just pray for her….

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I don’t have that problem. Lol. I’m only interested in my snacks after work hours.

    I think that was my bodies way of making me get up.

  • NYTimes#1Bestseller

    Lmao

  • SummerBaby

    My daughter that loves to cook is home. I’m talking all types of goodies. *Hold me*

  • mzwhang90210

    I missed y’all…I swear!!!
    Say whatcha want about “This is just a blog…blah blah…”
    But you guys have lifted my spirits many a day.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Hmph anybody that’s being negative. A Troll

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Yeap

  • NYTimes#1Bestseller

    Riggght. Hell they wouldn’t be able to take period cramps

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Yeah I missed ya, I redid my hair.

  • Too Many Colors

    Girl. Girl. Kids would be hot with my ass. Dub20 come in from work, hit the shower and turn into Eve from Barbershop. ..WHO drunk my apple juice/who.ate.my.ice.cream??

    Dub10: I just got here?
    Me: ??

  • SummerBaby

    I’m probably gonna be all types of fat names. ???

  • SummerBaby

    I did that before my daughter was pissed. ?

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    I had my snacks. I learned. I can’t even sit yogurt aside. Low fat greek.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Oh goodness. Maybe they’ll leave us be.

  • mzwhang90210

    LMAO!!! What in the entire fluck???????

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    Sorry bih, you missed a spot. lmao

  • Too Many Colors

    I was doing it 2-3 times a week!

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Lmao

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Hey Lo. Ha lmbo

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    I did that yesterday. Drank ALL the lemonade. Little dragons were mad. I said “Drink water. You all need to drink more. I did you a favor. Ingrates.”

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Chile please, the enemy is always planning and plotting.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Agreed

  • mzwhang90210

    Lmaooo… heffa!!!
    Rigor mortis has set in

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Haagen-Dazs…it’s DELICIOUS.

  • mzwhang90210

    bahahahaaaaa

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Ohh it ain’t cute.

  • Too Many Colors

    My momma would call most days same time I was working from home. What you doing? Busy today?

    Me: No. In here eating a snack.
    Her: Get out my grand babies snacks ghul! All they gone do is call to tell on you later tonight!

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    I’ll check to see if they have the single serve next time I out.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    The moment it hits you that your oldest baby is starting to look grown ?????

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    You wrong for that whang.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    You might want to tend to that five o’clock shadow

  • lil goodie

    Off topic: anyone know what was meek mill sentence????

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Anybody cooking for Christmas. I aint….hosting My mom asked me to do the dressing and a dessert. Gon national do a devil food cake with cranberry and marscapone.

  • Mz.Capricorn

    @Just. Haagen-dazs butter pecan is the only icecream i eat. At least 3pints every week.

  • mzwhang90210

    I’m doing more raw veggies & gym twice a day. I must be fit by my b-day.
    Hubby and I have a $$$ bet.

  • Too Many Colors

    That is my sister FAVE??

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    No, iono follow that dummy.

  • mzwhang90210

    I.
    CAN’T.
    BREATHE!!!

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    He doesn’t get sentenced until February. He can’t leave Philly in the meantime.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Whet? I can’t have that much..only can have ice cream occasionally. I Try and stick with sorbet.

  • mzwhang90210

    Best ice cream in the world..is Blue Bell. Well until they had that lil problem.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Do you be low-key mad your kids can do stuff that shows they’re growing? You be so proud and then you be like what…wait lol.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I’m not supposed to cook. Only thing I’ll be doing is eating.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Yasss. I use to go out Midwest years ago and had the freshest Blue bell. Lawd

  • Too Many Colors

    I’m Tank in the back DYING??

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Not supposed to? As in please baby don’t cook, we don’t want to get sick?

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    When Dragon4 started getting himself dressed with minimal help and peeing standing up I was like ????

  • PettyEyezPrime

    You trying to kill the masses lol

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    You tried it. My mama doing all the cooking and I ain’t gotta do nothing.

  • mzwhang90210

    So?

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Lol… cues up the video on YouTube

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Giggles

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I know your evil azz don’t care.

  • Too Many Colors

    Me.TOO. ???

  • mzwhang90210

    Keep messin wit me skank….

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Yeen gone do shyt.

  • mzwhang90210

    #ignunt

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Dragon13 just posted this to her IG page. Caption “This is my MOM people. Don’t ask who my friend is.” She’ll be 14 in February. This pic will self destruct in 5 minutes.

  • mzwhang90210

    Keep thankin that

  • Too Many Colors

    Someone on YT comments said that nigga got David Ruffin Syndrome. ???

    I am weak. Gawd????

    Goodnight.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    All I would hear for EVERYTHING is “I can do it by myself” then she pushed my hand away.

  • Mz.Capricorn

    @Just. I know, shyt i was eating a pint EVERY day. I cut back.

  • Too Many Colors

    Gone on Kenyan. Hitting his jig??

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Okay, let’s work through this. Let’s try and ween you off that.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Did you have a thug tear lol? Both of you are gorgeous darling!

  • Too Many Colors

    Yall purdy??

  • Mz.Capricorn

    It’s either eat rich & creamy icecream or drink. And I’ve never been a drinker……….

  • mzwhang90210

    LOL…Girl but that Blue Bell Homemade French Vanilla was the ENTIRE truth!!

  • mzwhang90210

    Jussy…Blue Bell was like frozen crack.
    Whewwww….

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Lmao. He was tweaking that’s fo sho.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Fugg folks…I mean Happy Holidays ? <–ginuwine

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Hmph.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    She thinks she’s ugly/funny looking, smh…

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    I did until I read the first comment…which was DF saying “Wish a boy would comment…”

  • eljjai

    nelson

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Yeh, that my guilty pleasure….WAS. my snack today was a yogurt bar, sorbet. I love oatmeal. I rarely drink sodas. But bits hard chile.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Lmbo

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Show her Teyana at 16. She was ugl…funny looking lol. She is beaulifah. Teenage years are cruel mentally.

  • mzwhang90210

    AWWW…so purdy!!!

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Beautiful! !!!!!!

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Trying to catch a ride in her golf cart end up getting hit with a golf club j/k lol.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Yes they are. I can’t stand teenagers. Teyana did look like a foot didn’t she?

  • Mz.Capricorn

    @Just. I never liked sorbet, haven’t had a soda in 2yrs & pregnancy turnt me off of oatmeal. Lol.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    I choked on my oatmeal cookie ?

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Like my grandaddy would say…wooowee look cha like lookn like a bag of money.

  • R. L.

    I’m interested in it. I’m sure it only took her a few seconds to snap this pic. The baby is fine.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Your grandaddy was Rick Ross or T Pain?

  • Justlooking2SayIT
  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Man…Dragon10 is about to get the golf cart. He’s upgrading Dragon13 to a Yamaha Wolverine on her 14th birthday. Smh…swears it will give her excellent driving skills and confidence behind the wheel so she “needs” it.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Thank you…

  • mzwhang90210

    dontchu hate when a bish try it???
    *DEAD*

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    …and thank you…

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Thank you as well…

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Do not pass go, do not collect $200. Exit stage left please

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Yall are ignant

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    All day.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    What car she getting at 16? Can I get the Yamaha at her super sweet 16? ??

  • mzwhang90210

    Wait…make my break out MY pics on you crusty wanches….BAM!!!

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    You win. We can not compete ?

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Girl, that is old country saying. That got from the grandaddy.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    I’m over here lmbo

  • PettyEyezPrime

    That 5 o’clock shadow is killing me ?

  • mzwhang90210

    So…did anybody ever find this heffa’s innards…or did yall just give up?

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    She wants a red Range Rover Evoque. Has her Sweet 16 planned already. Doesn’t want a party…wants to take her friends on a trip and the car.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    That is concealer. I didn’t finish my make up that day

  • PettyEyezPrime

    They all ova da flo.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    This is my one of my favorite dangers performers. That cape act was the business.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    You are done for the night!

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Oatmeal, cream of wheat….two of my faves

  • BLACK *I*C*E*

    I thought the baby was a girl.
    Can a girl be considered a “Jr. “??

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Alright now! Sounds great to me. I want a Range Rover too. Let me go holla at my momma lol.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    YOU can take a group of annoying 15/16 year olds on a trip then since it sounds good. Heeeey Aunt Slant! ???

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

  • mzwhang90210

    I know a woman named “Milton”…after her dad

  • BLACK *I*C*E*

    Does her name end with Jr?

  • mzwhang90210
  • DivineMsM

    What we tell you about blending? ye must blend, blend, BLEND, bihhh!

    Hey y’all ??

  • mzwhang90210

    Yup…hope y’all aren’t related????!!

  • BLACK *I*C*E*

    LMAO! Nope. But this is an interesting new concept. Females with the suffix Jr.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Hey Ms D. Hugs

  • http://totallifechanges.com/PurTEA VanillaCaramel2shotsExpresso

    I’ve heard a female Jr. before … I was wondering the same thing. Is that legal??

  • Fendi

    The fact that Teyana was already fit prior to being pregnant, AND she didn’t inhale everything edible that came her way is the reason why her snap back snapped back. She had abs of steel prior to getting pregnant. She was all belly while pregnant. Good for her. She looks magnificent and baby Iman is a doll. ??

  • Fendi

    +1, sis.

  • elaine9245

    Somewhere Kim Kardashian is not happy about this. Lol. Good for her. Hope she still gives her body the time to heal. Having a baby is a lot of stress on the body internally.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile why apparently I did Chile… Just woke up looking crazy ??? Chile fell asleep phone in hand and all lmao

  • Afiya

    AI aint mad at ya Te, mine snapped back like that too, still there :}

  • ArDnAhC45

    Thanks

  • Milani

    Pregnant women everywhere envy Teyana. It usually takes months for the belly to return to normal size.
    ====================================
    Not me. This chick’s body was tight before she got pregnant, so it’s no surprise it snapped back after having her baby. I’m 37 and just had a baby a few months ago, can still fit all my pre-pregnancy clothes and lost all my baby weight and then some. It takes discipline and focus…and time:)

    I’m not worried about a 25 yr old’s post-baby body. She looks good though.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllll!!!!!! Let’s repent together ….’cause I’m a witness! Lol! ROFL!!!!

  • Bootcampgirl

    scoot over and share that tea…Mornting!!

  • Milani

    Morning Boots

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    This has forced an early and ignant James Evans laugh outta me this morning. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

  • Di Ana

    Good morning Roses…. wow Teyanna got good genes!

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Dang! You go Miss Snap back!
    Morning yall…why am i here at werk!!

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Truth.. My nieces all were small before they got pregnant..week later looked like they never were preggos… My mother had 7 like that. But me…I had to work like a contestant on the biggest loser!

  • Sleepy One

    Genetics can be a bihh

  • SummerBaby

    Good morning Roses

  • Sleepy One

    ^^^ this!

  • Zizzle

    OWW!!!

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I’m dead at bloody panties comments ???…morning guys

  • TeeTee

    okay.. my baby 10 and I can’t remember when my stomach looked like that.. hopefully by March… Good job Teyana!

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    I’M AT WORK TOO “CHILE”

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    WHAT AUNTIE SAID ABOUT AGE IS TRUE…I SNAPPED BACK AFTER ALL 3. I RELAPSED ON FOOD THAT SECOND TIME THO

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Low E I want to wihdmill my compootah!!!

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Hey na summah

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    ROFL!!! My youngest is 16! so Im waiting too!

  • Too Many Colors

    I’m just here so I won’t get fined.

    Won’t ever be doing this dumb ass shat again. Starting a new gig roundst the holidays. Newp.

    ??

  • The Mrs.

    You go girl! I wish my stomach did that. But it wasn’t like that before I was pregnant either… smh =(

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I’m at work too ?. I’ll be at work again tomorrow fuggin bastids

  • Too Many Colors

    Sandra…can I gone head and get my free holiday shat? For rocking out with you all these years? Plural. Up to and including this Disqus bullshat?

    Thanks in advance.

  • Too Many Colors

    Well damn. That’s extreme. Tomorrow. They really some assholes up at your job huh?

    *mushes the pure fawk outta Harley’s job for having them working on the eve of the birth of Jesus*

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    WHAT’S WORSE IS THAT I WORK TOMORROW…-SIDE EYE-

  • iWasteTime

    I missed out last year, I’m trying not too this year …lol

  • Too Many Colors

    *mushes the fawk outta your job too for that boolshyt*

  • Too Many Colors

    I feel like I earned it. These jokes and commentary, and certainly my investigation work, ain’t free. Tuh!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    *piggy-byking off Kdub’s below comment*

    SR *baby doe eyes*
    Today would be a good day (right on time) for our Holiday ? Gifts From You ?

    Signed,
    Ah Rose is Steal Ah Rose
    Merry Christmas ?

    #wedeserve
    #weputupwithalot
    #wealwaysgotyourbyke

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Mush them for NYE too ?

  • harley_quinn2.0

    New post: Michael Phelps and a clockable

  • Too Many Colors

    Yass

  • Too Many Colors

    Well we got to work that day. I’m off 12/30 and 12/31 cause my baby niece getting murried. Okay. She not a baby. She MY damn baby tho. My 3rd baby. My lil sister, my nephew, then huh. ???

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Awww I luh weddings. Congrats to Dub’s niece!

  • Jozie723

    Ok, I have to hate her now. I mean she has no labor… pushes a baby out on her way to the bathroom and 6 days later she has visible abs. Yet I’m blaming being fat on my 6 year old!

  • SummerBaby

    Morning

  • SummerBaby

    Me too!

  • Jozie723

    Buttaface…lol Everything look good but her face. She’s cute.. just something weird about her look. I’m guessing she look just like her daddy.

  • MzApple

    and her voice deeper than a mf, but she seem sweet

  • CJ413

    Damn…you go girl!! It looks good!! Can’t even be madd!!

  • SpideySense

    My fiance said the same thing, that she’s cute like a bulldog puppy.

  • Mela Reign

    You go girl!

  • Joyce Jones

    Daaaaaamn! Where my carrot sticks at? LOL

  • Tammie Reed

    Yeah, I am trying to get back down, lost a bit of weight but not at my goal weight sitting all day blogging ain’t fun lol

  • Auditor

    Chile this gone be me…been working on this body of mine getting ready for children

  • WhatHaveYouDoneForMeLately?

    I find her highly annoying. Her and that deep ass man voice. I’m still shocked that she’s straight, she was super butch as a teen.

  • holmesa925

    Ditto!! LOL!! Homegirl looks A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • SameoleJ

    I died a thousand deaths!! CTHU

  • SameoleJ

    MY Granny calls them “Funny Looking Cute”. LOL

  • rayne215

    this isnt abnormal. she was carrying small. shes young, in shape and didnt have a c section.

  • SameoleJ

    I am like that, but I am only 5’0. I can climb a fence, run a marathon, jump a building in a single bound (LOL) with heels……put me in flats and I and stumbling like I have 5 shots of tequila.

  • lala

    Teyana was also a huge gym fitness rat before she got pregnant so it’s to be expected

  • Thatgirljd

    she young…my body “snapped back” back in ’97 after I had my baby at 24…that was before everyone felt the need to post pics online.
    Everybody recovers differently…who she trying to impress…smh

  • BreakingGoood

    I actually looked like that after I had my son cuz I was young so I bounced back quickly.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Auntie Slant will be right there *zoom*. Kids that age be so annoying but I’m going anyway (although I have no idea where) so what I need to bring besides MYSELF? ??

  • Auditor

    Yup my mom said it’s the second one that jacks you up

  • Alicia.Ashe

    She was in shape prior to this, nothing to see here.

  • stanley

    You ignorant if you believe she got her body back that quickly without Lipo and a tummy tuck LOL

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Love her, but I’m definitely hatin!!!!!!!!! Lmao

  • Honey B

    Lucky! I was 19 when I had my son and I lost all of the baby weight but my tummy never bounced back.

  • shun king

    How yall know that’s not some photo shop? I saw her in south beach at Wett Willies and she didn’t have a 6 pack way before she was preggo

  • shun king

    I was thinking the same thing about the panties..yuck

  • BreakingGoood

    Glad I haven’t had a second one. LOL

  • Mrs. ??????????

    Why is the pic in black and white? That’s good that she got her body back into shape but it does look like she’s sucking her stomach in though.

  • Auditor

    I dunno just depends on your genes too. My granny had 7 and her body was not bad at all. But my family is tall and lanky so it’s relative lol.

  • Auditor

    She still got a long way to go!??! Bish where!?!

  • milkiecat

    This is what being in excellent shape pre-pregnancy does for ya! She has a beautiful body and a beautiful baby! Congrats to her on all fronts. :)

  • Guest who

    She’s young, worked out a lot before and has good genes the end period.

  • kre

    Look in the middle, it’s photoshopped

  • Here for the comments

    So you replied to me to say the same thing I said? Okay then….

  • PhenomenalWomanThatIsMe

    It’s called “agreeing.” You know what? Go to hell.

  • Auditor

    Yup cause she had a girl lol

  • Saphistication

    Best natural body in the game hands down ??. By the way she was carrying I knew she would lose that baby weight.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    It’s not??

  • ?Patty Kakes?

    The same as she was before. I don’t see A damm thing worng

  • http://www.new-beginning-cna-training.com Lafaith

    I am going to request she sit the fonk down somewhere and bond with your baby. By the way thats nasty because you still bleeding. Eeaahhhwww