Kyran Lee

A British woman who used a dildo to penetrate an unsuspecting female she met on Facebook was spared jail time.

The 24-year-old victim says she thought she "fell in love" with a "tanned, muscular, attractive young man" in Autumn of 2012.

The young mother told the court she met Joey G Star Crislow, aka Kyran Lee, who went by the username "Kyran Scott" on Facebook.com.

She said "Kyran Scott" wooed her with flowers and jewelry, and they exchanged frequent text messages and direct messages online.

The woman said Scott “told her all the things she wanted to hear: how much he loved her and how good she was with her [son].”

Eventually the 2 had sex when she invited "Kyran Scott" to stay overnight at her house.

THe woman said Scott was fully dressed down to his socks and "he" backed off when she tried to remove "his" clothes.

According to court documents obtained by The Telegraph UK, their foreplay "progressed to him giving her oral sex and digitally penetrating her."

The victim told the court they had intercourse in the missionary position, and everything seemed normal except Scott kept "his" hand down by the base of "his" penis.

The woman learned the truth months later when she ran into "Kyran Scott" again. Scott was working at a local McDonald's under her real name, Fiona Manson, and dressed as a female.

Scott confessed to the woman that she used a fake penis on her during sex.

The woman called the cops and pressed charges.

Scott told Lincoln Crown Court that she was a transsexual who now goes by the name Kyran Lee.

Lee confessed to "a charge of assault by penetration" with a foreign object.

Lee was given a 2-year jail sentence which was suspended for 2 years with an indefinite restraining order to stay away from the victim for life.

"I was lied to and manipulated into falling in love with someone who deceived me. That has hurt me emotionally and physically," the woman told the court.

"Finding out that Kyran Lee/Kyran Scott was a female shocked me to the core. I truly believed Kyran was a man," she said.

She said Lee's deception "is still very much affecting my life."

The judge declined to sentence Lee to hard time because Lee was not a man and she could not be sexually gratified using a fake penis.

The judge's ruling -- that Lee was not a sexually gratified man -- conflicts with the theory that rape is not about sexual gratification.

Prosecutor Sarah Knight was not happy with Lee's sentence. "Had she known the defendant was female and known her true identity she would certainly never have consented at all," said Knight.

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    How do you get willingly penetrated, without knowing what's penetrating you? Chile...I always do a condom/bump/foreskin/duck butter check right before take off?? Even in Highschool I checked the finger nails for dirt prior to any horseplay?? You won't go knuckle deep in me with hangnails, no sir??

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Awwww Sookie!

  • SLucky

    Well, that lady who was fooled was stupid. This woman look like a butch lesbian, not a man! She should have been more upset at the fact that she caught her working at McDonalds. How do you NOT touch the peen! Stop it!

  • Bootcampgirl

    that looks like that girl that got killed by them boys for posing as a dude...Tina/Brandon, I think her name was

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    I thought Sandra already posted this story 'cause I KNOW I read it! ...oh, no.... wait, I actually heard this on a replay of a radio show. it was a segment called "morons in the news" ...sad part, the whole thing is true. I usually shun victim blaming, but in this case.... *trails off* :kona:

  • Blaque Mahogany

    digitally penetrating her.
    ^^^^^

    That is funny to me.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    You betta....BOY! I KNOW that's right. When I was out there it was, "Turn on the light lemme see. I don't care nothing about the mood. Lemme SEE!"

  • SummerBaby

    This story is hilarious ?

  • SummerBaby

    It sure does ?

  • Blaque Mahogany

    In other news across the pond, has anyone else read the story about the man that was acquitted of rape based on his "I accidentally fell in defense". You have to read the story...I can't believe he was actually acquitted. Fool said his D and his hand accidentally slipped in at the same time...

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Okaaaaay??

  • Str8tUpMenace

    *facepalm* Not this foolish chit again.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    She could have been tied up. Whet? ?

  • harley_quinn2.0

    See this some bullshyt.

  • SummerBaby

    This lady should've just kept this to herself & tucked it into her oops box. ?

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    The fawk ... you didn't see veins on da peen ..... with blood circulation flowing ..... whet?

  • lil goodie

    Sho she didn't see Tata tas ???

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    "They" stay forcing "this" "agenda"? Meanwhile, I can't even pay to be penetrated?? Dildo, finger, shower head or otherwise? At least not until these hemrrohids go down? Fml?

  • harley_quinn2.0

    He/she left their clothes on ?

  • Yoni

    met on Facebook
    ______________

    Therein lies the prollem...

  • jazmine

    Seen this on jerry many times I still don't get how ?

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    The victim told the court they had intercourse in the missionary position, and everything seemed normal except Scott kept “his” hand down by the base of “his” penis.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^
    Chile I gotta walk outside on this real fuggin tears ..... I can't even hold it in .... need to phone post

  • Str8tUpMenace

    They had to have fugged in a damn blackout, but damn. Ion get it. Bish couldn't tell the difference between skin and plastic?? Like, wtf???? No visual, no touch or taste test?

  • nucynu25

    How Sway? ???? My nasty ass gotta touch the D .

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Girrrrl. It would have gone to the grave along with the other stuff. Especially! after I noticed who was taking my order for a supersized number 1 combo. Just me and God. Me and God. Yes.

  • jussaying

    ....wtf. Who was the jury that accepted that deliberated on that case? That's illogical.

  • SummerBaby

    Whale on the bright side at least she didn't try to kill em ?

  • SummerBaby

    Me too!

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Yup ???

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile I'm bout to make my eyelashes come off with these tears from laughing

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Ummmmm, nothing like a veiny peen?? I'm talking varicose?? like the ones in @Str8's calves???

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    oh snap. this not even the SAME story. the OTHER story was something like this, as far as use of 'equipment' but the other story was 2 girls who met on line, with one thinking the other was a male. the fake male was pretending to be an accident victim, so when the other one met 'him' for a hook-up 'he' made her wear a blindfold because 'he' didn't want her to see how messed up 'he' was from the accident... enter the equipment... no pun... :kona:

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Whaaa? Chile, you got the piles AGAIN?! What are you DOING?!

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ???? its my love for cheese and all things dairy???

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    I'm. speechless. :ghost:

  • SummerBaby

    She was probably bragging how Kyran put it down & when she got embarrassed at McDonald's she had to save face ?

  • harley_quinn2.0

    The judge’s ruling — that Lee was not a sexually gratified man — conflicts with the theory that rape is not about sexual gratification.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^
    Exactly the judge must have been a man.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    ????

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Sooo...they used the "I tripped and fell into the puzzie" defense...AND IT WORKED?! Women stay losing.

  • SunnyChi

    So she didn't suspect anything when she couldn't see the dack, or when she kept her hand down there while performing. smh

  • lil goodie

    Wonder how she ended it??? Who crossed the finish line first....some body had to go wash up...looky looky

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    They have dildos that simulate human skin, that project body temperature and everything. The whole tranny thing is based on deception and dishonesty. Trannies were more honest about who they were back in the day.

  • Milani

    ...

  • Too Many Colors

    The woman learned the truth months later when she ran into “Kyran Scott”
    again. Scott was working at a local McDonald’s under her real name,
    Fiona Manson, and dressed as a female.
    ^^^^^^^^^
    I would like a number 2...no pick...(makes eye contact) wait.

    WAIT A MINUTE. Kyran? KY-RAN.

    Nigga is that YOU?

    WHY is you dressed like this?

    Like a damn WOMAN?

    WHO is Fiona?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Oh. ? I thought...well, nevermind about that. How are you? ?

  • Too Many Colors

    This is what happens when you dont give head.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Exactly. He was rich though. He invited a 24 yr old and an 18 yr old back to his place. According to him, he slept with the 24 yr old. Then he went and asked the 18 yr old if she needed anything. He "thinks" his D was hanging out of his shorts and when she gave him a hug it slipped inside. BUT they found semen inside of her and he said that probably came from his hand...which also accidentally slipped inside...at the same dam time.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Tell me about it...

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Right ! ?

  • _perfectly__incomplete__

    Fell in love......sounds like it was a one night stand

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Seriously!!!!!!!!! Bish needs to stop fuggin altogether til she gets her chit straight. shouldn't have never admitted this fugg-chit!! *dead*

  • yallcrazy

    All this stuff is out of control. Its tew much for me. Im exhausted with all this tran mess

  • lil goodie

    I still don't get it....even with clothes on I'm touching and caressing ya body...and this woman asking feel nothing strange??? Lies lies lies

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    They bind their breasts and keep their clothes on during sex. They have a laundry list of excuses to explain why they can't take their clothes off. Beware ladies.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    You're WAY too excited ma'am. Gonna have to ask you to remain in your seat and be quiet.

  • Jerrica

    That's what you get for meeting people off Facebook. Bet you learned your lesson.

  • Too Many Colors

    She said Lee’s deception “is still very much affecting my life.”
    ^^^^^^^^^
    Bish how? Did you bust or NAH? Dont be shamed. A nut is a nut.

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ???? You thought right, I just can't admit it? And I'm fine sweetie, you make me smile???

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Bawahahha Chile.... And who da fawk fuggs with clothes on... Just pulled it out the fly part of the jeans ????????????

  • Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

    It still looks like a women though. A homely ugly white woman to be exact.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    "piles" lawd, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    No. Just "take that, take that."

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Bawahahha Chile this shyt up top is hilarious... Lawd

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    :facepalm:

  • Too Many Colors

    Finding out that Kyran Lee/Kyran Scott was a female shocked me to the core. I truly believed Kyran was a man,” she said.
    ^^^^^^^^
    What your ass really upset about. But dont be like its PHYSICALLY impacting you. It aint. Stop line.

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    She's a mess???

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    "oops box" ROFL! you said she don't need nevva tell nobody but gawd, LMAO!!

  • Str8tUpMenace

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Why you gotta call out my calves and my pretty azz varicose veins???? I ain't said nothin bout your elephant Alicia Off-Keys kankles. *crying*

  • SummerBaby

    Is Kyran/Fiona wearing their prison blues in the pic uptop? ?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Joey G Star
    :rofl:
    How she fall for this ish?
    Snorts

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ???????? Oh Em Gee!

    I love you. Crine and trying not to slip underwater in this tub laughing.

  • lil goodie

    Been with the same peen for 6 years.... I know that one is real......thanks tho auntie...

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Excuse, me CODE BLUE, I just passed and went to heaven. Fooled ya.

    The victim told the court they had intercourse in the missionary position, and everything seemed normal except Scott kept “his” hand down by the base of “his” penis.

    DEAD DEAD DEAD

  • Str8tUpMenace

    That chick prolly wouldn't know a real dack even if she got slapped in the face with it. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ????

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Lol you have to look once twice thrice four five or six times now. I like to see what I'm working with though...

  • lil goodie

    desperation

  • Milani

    THe woman said Scott was fully dressed down to his socks and “he” backed off when she tried to remove “his” clothes.
    ============================================
    This shoulda been the first clue, smh...

  • Too Many Colors

    Not beware. Me and my dude gets EXTRA! Naked! (Shabba Ranks) during naughty time. Imma have to see. Some times we dont eem turn the light off. TUH

  • Just Keya

    Maybe I am slow....sometimes I am...but if yall in the missionary position, and the whole time "his" hands were down by the base...how was he pushing? I'm confused.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    all of this sounds perfectly logical; HOWEVER, no man alive, in that situation would Ever prevent you from touching it. :kona:

  • lil goodie

    She was humping from the bottom

  • Just Keya

    *wails at desk* The fluck is extra naked? hahahahhah. I hate you

  • Too Many Colors

    How he throw her legs to da moon then? That is why she is mad. The session was WHACK SAUCE.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    yucks! smh... Rofl!

  • Mz.Capricorn

    @Joseph. With a magnifying glass & 1000watt bulb turned on.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Even the sheets have to come off the bed?

  • Too Many Colors

    Throwin it byke.

  • Just Keya

    And she did not see nothing wrong with him not moving at all?! AND he on top?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Well...she would have had to have a love tunnel on her belly button and been as wide as all outdoors OR somebody got fisted and forgot. ?

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    I don't know, but it was good to her probably. DEAD AGAIN

    Me personally always inspect the dyck. I have to hold and kiss it first. To make sure it real...Don't Judge

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Lights on is fun.

  • Just Keya

    Even with that, he still gotta move some.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    I'm surprised she managed to have a child *scratching my head*

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Lol right ????

  • Too Many Colors

    I aint. Cause I said it below. *tears*

  • Milani

    Her first mistake was looking for love on Facebook...it's basically one step up from the personals section on Craigslist...

  • Blue

    I've been tricked into doing a lot of things...but not narry one of them involved this.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    You know?! Smh

  • Just Keya

    No judgment here. Shoot, I do too. Why I am the way I am now. #IKnowItsReal lmao

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    believe "he" learn a technique to hold on to it and maybe rub her. Use your imagination, don't pretend you can't imagine it. KONA

  • Just Keya

    *wails again*

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Ha!

  • Too Many Colors

    Everything off. Makeup. Scarf. Socks. We be like Adam and Eve.

  • Just Keya

    To da moon though? By Rasheeda. lmao. It sounds like it was whack. Maybe she did not nut?

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Jeans and shyt scrapping ya thighs ??

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Obviously rofl !

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    WITH ALL THE LIGHTS ON, like like go to bathroom. Lighting is better Hubby was like wow you are certainly special and different. YEAP

  • Just Keya

    Hello! Most men take off everything BUT the socks lmao

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    You have never had an attractive dude hit you up on FB? When you're just about to give him your number, you realize he's your former friends ex? Just me, alright.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Is it weird that I rarely turn the lights off?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    A selfish one would ?...but, carry on.

  • Just Keya

    Fuggin dead

  • Too Many Colors

    I can. But nah. Nope. Not I said the black cat

  • Milani

    Right!! and they be the FIRST ones naked, not the other way around.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I thought strap on had strings or something to tie them on?

  • harley_quinn2.0

    That's how it's posed to be ?...

  • SummerBaby

    That's what I thought too

  • nucynu25

    Never. U didnt see the print in the pants. He didn't make it jump for u ?

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    This happened about 15 years ago on Jerry Springer, not sure if it was real, but it was one of the most intriguing episodes to date. It was girl pretending to be a man and they always had sex the same way or she always at the hot box. I was in tears all night.....Anybody remember that?

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    once again, once a man knows he's 'got the green light' you can't hardly get them to keep their clothes ON! they're like toddlers... all you see is guts & butts, Lol!

  • Just Keya

    DEAD

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Yes

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Go on tell us more. How do you keep it on?

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Right!

  • Too Many Colors

    This sounds like wrong doing on this woman part too. She obviously wont doing it right. Up to and including not using her mouth. Shim sounds stiff (no pun intended) and clumsy and just...it doesnt sound like a good time was had. But to SUE? TUH

  • nucynu25

    I thought they were attached to a form of under wear..

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Who does that?! You naked. They aren't. Skirt around your waist. Wall against your face! And never see it? Who does that!

  • Too Many Colors

    This.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Excuse why I refaint. I am hollering...this got be the dumbest BISH ever

  • SameoleJ

    It is both.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!! Won't stop you from touching it, looking at it, sucking it, etc. Bish didn't even try to squeeze on some balls or nothing. *dead*

  • Milani

    I'm a lame Nilla...I don't have any profiles on any social networks or anything. My only online presence is this disqus acct. :kona:

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Jeans with germs and shyt on it! Chile what a mess

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Keya, you gone tell me yeen never had to chase your son down to get him to put on his pull-ups? you know soon as you toweled his head dry, he was off like a shot!

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I don't know never seen one. I don't even like vibrators... I know I don't want that shyt.

  • SandrasNewFave

    She can't be too affected when she running round doing interviews. Tell in the world she'll jump on it without looking. *shrug*

  • Too Many Colors

    Lame with Milanisti

  • Blaque Mahogany

    He raped that girl. The end.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Maybe she couldn't afford the one with straps because she work at McDonalds.

  • Just Keya

    Of course! My little brothers tried to do that too. lmao.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    BOL!

  • SandrasNewFave

    Aha!

  • SameoleJ

    Yes, check nails!! In addition to all those other "checkpoints". I check nails when we meet and then work my way inward.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    I. HAVE. HOLLERED.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    This is the damn problem, though!!!!!!!!!!!!! How you willing to spread eagle #notrump for somebody, but can't get them to remove their damn clothes???????????????

  • lil goodie

    He was trying to keep it on and in..lol concentrating

  • Just Keya

    Vibrators are not bad....

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Back in the day that happened to me. I've also had an ex buddy hit me up like 'You still a freak?'. I don't know nicca ask your wife.

    I only have FB and LI. I don't use FB and I only use LI when I need a new job.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Jenie! ...I am at my desk with my back to the door... whole face is wet... CRINE.

  • Milani

    Milanisti = MIkey, NoeLANI, DynaSTI = my babies

    Milanisti, Dubb

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Ya'll be in there singing this (see gif)

  • Just Keya

    Right. She should of just blocked "his" number and KIP

  • harley_quinn2.0

    How did I miss this lol

  • YES I SAID IT…

    LMBO, OMG U are too funny!

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    I don't even think I want the details because...well, did she get hers or not? Dang! And I don't wanna know at this point. I'm embareASSED for her.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    that is NOT how you save face. you save face by acting like you don't eem see Kyran's big voluptuous arse!

  • SameoleJ

    They have veins on them now.....but no blood circulation. I guess she thought she was so enticing that the peen got hard with no foreplay.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile hilarious .... I have calmed down now .... but chile ... can't make this stuff up lmao

  • Shantonda

    C T F U!!

  • SandrasNewFave

    Definitely doing it wrong. Back when I was single, some of my swagger was built on he got his- still the case with hubby. So if I'm breathing all hard & glistenigg and he runs off to the bathroom...uh, no.
    And what happened to working up a sweat and reaching in to feeeel what he working with? Too many flags on the play.

  • nucynu25

    She proberally more mad @ the fact she didn't get a discount on her quater pounder..

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Sure do. Just didn't want to tell your age. ?

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I fuggin hollered!

  • Shantonda

    when the lines between men and women blur.......

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I don't like them. They're not for me.

  • Too Many Colors

    Noted mama.

  • Milani

    LOL!!!

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    I hatechu! ?

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile please explain how you got tricked .....

  • MS PEACHES

    Soooo she whip her thang out the side of her panties?

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Lawd, I gotta story to tell. LMAO My son was 3 and decided to take off running through the house bucket-damn-naked when he was fresh out the tub. I'm telling him to get his butt back in there to dry off, and he kept going, well, the dog (she was a puppy then), did not like for the kids or other dogs to not listen when I would call them. This chick took it upon herself to grab him on his lil bare azz. She didn't do it to hurt him, but to let him know, "get yo azz back over there to mommy, dammit." That fool thought it was funny and ran faster. LMAO

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Ok! Enlighten us.

  • Too Many Colors

    First ones naked and sleep too.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Really ?. Tell us more. ?

  • Too Many Colors

    She whipped that thang back and forth

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Jerry's show has started a slew of fawkery ever since lmao

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Hey Nilla you still a freak, answer for my wife come in the room.

    "you still a freak" That told us everything.

    DEAD AGAIN

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    They come in thousands of selections...so I've heard ?

  • http://batman-news.com Mama Dee’s Wig Maker

    Im side-eyed this entire thing and then I started giggling.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Just gon come in here and dump that little luke warm tea chile rofl

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    How many have you tried? ?

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    that's all I'm saying! they love nakedness, and they not hung up like we are about a lit fat here and there, they lets it All hang out, Lol.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Unceremoniously too ?

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    exactly why I said the blood circulation ...... I seen those vein dildos lmao

  • SandrasNewFave

    I went in the Hustler store- purely for research- and they have stuff for lady on lady play. Some drawls with a hole in it where you can have the thang stick out and use it handsfree, like bluetooth.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Dead.

    I ain't no freak.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Crine

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    GOODBYE, I can't breave

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Didn't though?! ?

  • harley_quinn2.0

    They got veins ???

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    his dyck was probably vibrating. She got hers, that why she so mad

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    You get to watch his face as he's about to bust. Then tease him about that shyt afterwards. lol

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Yes you are. That man done blew up ya spot. Secrets out ?

  • Milani

    I've also had an ex buddy hit me up like 'You still a freak?'
    ========================
    You answer him though? :popcorn:

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Yeah, yeah. That's what your mouth says. I mean...??? Dude hit you up! "...girl whatchu wearin'? Is you still a freak?"

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Tell us Lucy ?

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    LMAO. That shyt was so fuggin' funny. Nicca was like you were wild.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Pow. Pow. Pow.

  • AnonymousRose

    so they make fake penis that actually sket (*-0)

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    *hangs head*

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    what is yall DEWIN over there??!! ROFL!!!!
    (but see, that's what I meant when I said they're like toddlers... they like taking off their clothes)

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ??? A mess?? @JustLookin's age is no secret. She still has anacin in her medicine cabinet???

  • SameoleJ

    So it did not strike her as odd that when her partner was cuming, the peen didn't enlarge a bit? Um, okay.....can we say BULLSHIAT in unison class?! SMH

  • Too Many Colors

    Im weak. Lord.

  • SameoleJ

    Yes, they do, but it still don't feel like a real one.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Bye!!!

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ??? You can't just put it on ERbody! They can't handle the freak!

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Hatechu

  • MS PEACHES

    Squirting like a water pic.

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Or that the cum was invisible ala Eastwood's Obama???

  • Str8tUpMenace

    You ever hear Heltah Skeltah's Do the Knowledge skit on their album, Magnum Force?????? Lawd, Ruk (R.I.P.) said, it was a chick eatin a Snickers, and it looked like his dack. He said, it 's brown, it got veins on it, and it got nuts in it.....

  • Canary Red™

    Nails, teeth, and shoes are my checkpoint!

    If I can't get pass those it's a wrap...

  • SameoleJ

    Right?!

  • MS PEACHES

    Whatttttt!!!!

  • AnonymousRose

    shut yo mouf......................... u is lying u is lyinnnnngggggg, STOP IT...never heard of such.....Jesus be a condom in this world ...SMH....girl stop lol

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    lawd... :shamed:

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Had that man reminiscing ???

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I told him I didn't know what he was talking about. Perhaps he had contacted the wrong person.

  • Canary Red™

    True.

  • Too Many Colors

    Aint nothing like the real thang bay-beeee....aint nothing like the real thang...

  • AnonymousRose

    do not type a-nuther Sentence

  • Canary Red™

    SPEAK!!

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Not as many as you have apparently. I need that human interaction.

  • 1/8

    I don't know a single straight male who is shy about showing a woman his genitals... even if there isn't much to see!

    I don't feel sorry for the so-called victim. She's shouldn't have been so loose and thirsty.

  • SameoleJ

    Yuppers, even have ones that have a real deep curve.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    One handed Eye of the Tiger, Sylvester Stallone push ups. Dang Keya!

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Dammit Lucy... gwon now.

  • Canary Red™

    ????
    Put em sleep then GD - I hear ya!!!!

    ????

  • Str8tUpMenace

    She prolly cut holes in the front of her panties. Prolly tries to piss through the damn d!ldo

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Fugg you ???

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Now that's a problem in ANY scenario. IJS ?

  • AnonymousRose

    i just chocked, I want you to log the hell off, Take yo azz HOME

  • SameoleJ

    They even got one called the Rhino, but tis NOTHING like the real thing!!

  • Str8tUpMenace

    *blows the gay ref's whistle and the YMCA starts playing* Flag on the damn play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tricked into things like what???? *grabs popcorn*

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ~le sigh~ ??

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    you are 100% correct!
    :D

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    No justice for Freddie Gray?

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    oh no... what happened?

  • Bootcampgirl

    the cop got off??

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Clutches pearls I need to go home

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    FUGGEDABOUTIT!!! ?

  • SameoleJ

    One comes with a complimentary bottle of Splooge Juice in Cum Scent. LOL You cannot make this stuff up!!

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Mistrial declared

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    You don't just tap it on your cheek and forehead?

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Mistrial declared. I hate this Country.ttyl #BlackLivesMatter??

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    :whistle:

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    dead rofl ..... chile

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    :deep sigh: (but that was just the one cop right? surely they'll get it right with the rest of 'em...) :hopeful: :sad:

  • Bootcampgirl

    damn, this ain't looking good

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Yes chile !!!! Veins rofl

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Bren don't get discouraged. :hugs:

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Are you serious????????????

  • nucynu25

    Basically ..lol

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    bawhahahahah rofl lololol

  • harley_quinn2.0

    So now they have to retry the case?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Is that? ?...I'll have a number 2, large chips, and Coke. Just supersize it. ~look away while getting your money~

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    and left rofl

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Welcome to my world chile ... minature nuts matter

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    I'm over here trying not to scuba dive in the tub. ?

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    QTNA!

  • Str8tUpMenace

    *gasp* What I do?????? Bish prolly drilled a damn hole from the top to the bottom of the d!ldo and gotta mini funnel strapped to her coot. Pinocchio azz hoe prolly be dancing in the mirror talking bout "I'm a real boy" LMAO

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    obviously she failed to do a proper duck check, Sis!
    (*cackles*)

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Cum scent???????? *dead as hell* Is there one with sweaty ball scent, or funky azz need to wash ya balls scent, or a ninja need to eat some pineapples scent, too?????

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Yep they make everythang now .... this is why there is no excuse for the rapes etc .... they make fake coons too .... hair and all ... I saw that on the show called real sex back in the day ....

  • nucynu25

    U hve no chill.. lol

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    It was deadlocked(hung jury) and the judge declared a mistrial.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Right! even small ducks don't really even know they're all that small :rofl: :rofl:

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    yep! meet up later and slap them tiddy bandages loose!

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Swear they gotta king kong, and aint even gotta damn ding dong.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    "I think I can, I think I can"
    LOL!

  • SameoleJ

    CTHU......I would have to research more. I mean, ask my friend to research more.

  • AnonymousRose

    love what the hell is a fake coons...lol

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    YONI. I feel like I have Tourette's when I yell your name.

  • Just Keya

    Fake cootie cats!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    of course he/she did :rolleyes:

  • AnonymousRose

    chitting me.............im going to the XXX store today i gotta see this Chyt. I lie not

  • Just Keya

    AND she could not feel when "he " was cuming? smdh.

  • nucynu25

    I don't really like lights on. Am too nasty I shock myself , I don't need you all in my eyes & shit while am trying to fuk. Lights off , music on.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    She ain't bout that "fugg a ninja good" life

  • MsSincerity

    OMG, I remember exactly who you're talking about. They were black though. The girl was light skinned and the one that faked her out looked a little ray j-ish. If I was to focus hard enough, I probably could remember their names (my memory is very weird like that, don't judge me...lol) I hate that I used to watch that s - h -i - t !!!

  • AnonymousRose

    yo azz still hea....lmaoo, thats nassy

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    stop line, ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Just Keya

    *calls up the Mr.* Me: Sir, what time will you be home? Don't come in the front door, come straight to our room door. It's a meeting. *hangs up* :)

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    *snickers* and it's funnY because all you can think of is poor thang, nobody even never told them :kona:

  • AnonymousRose

    well fck my left tiddy........... chile.I...Die slowly, :ghost:

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    That thang had to be higher than Bootsy Collins. Ready for takeoff, Sir.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Didn't know chicks was in the club dedicating "Short Dack Man" to that azz. Isn't that cute, an extra belly button. LMAO

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Wouldn't happen on my Watch! :nono:
    I'm feeling AS SOON as we cool enough for you to grab on me in ANY kind of way! Imma slip around your backside and slide my hands into your front pockets! :rofl:

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Give'em the knowledge @SandaRose! ?

  • Str8tUpMenace

    *cues* There's a meeting in my bedroom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • AnonymousRose

    BYE all yall...............Good GOT Daymmmmnnn BYE.....just stop it

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Awww Sookie! ???

  • Str8tUpMenace

    LMAO. I left you a reply a few comments ago. *giggles*

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    :kiss:

  • Too Many Colors

    I just hollered at fake coota cat

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    "She said “Kyran Scott” wooed her with flowers and jewelry, and they exchanged frequent text messages and direct messages online."
    ____________________________________
    so a 'dude' is sending you jewry, but aint sent you no 'snapshot'????? lawd... so many red flags....

  • Too Many Colors

    It smell like jizz?? Whet?

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    He'll get retried.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Did you say that in your Jose voice????

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    ya poon poon they make em in latex .... and if you into anal .... they have fake butts too ...... with a bootyhole ......rofl

  • AnonymousRose

    me dont like you no mo....:wails:......they make azz holes..CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGG

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I might've asked him to come eat the box if he wasn't murried.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Yaaaaasss! Tear the drapes awf! Rip the tablecloff! Take that off too...you too slow. I'll buy you anothern type of love.

    Do it! Do it! Do it! ? ?

  • Str8tUpMenace

    They make fake mouths with tongues that move, too. *dead*

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    So I've learned. But I'm just being myself.

  • AnonymousRose

    i think i replied........................you azz need to log off STAT

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    UUUUHHH FIRST OFF I'D LIKE TO KNOW..ZACKLY WHERE DID OLE GIRL DUDE FIND THAAAT DILDO! CUZ I HAVE YET TO FIND ONE THAT FEELS THAT REAL!!!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    you so subtle... ROFL! LMAO!!!!!

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    WHOOT

  • Bootcampgirl

    yeah, I know

  • AnonymousRose

    IHatchu.... you just filling my head up....this is not reaL....TONGS and they move...........................Now I HATE ME for leave me alone, Dis tew Murch

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    sniff-sniff... Raheem, is datchu???!!!!
    *scuffle breaks out*

  • Str8tUpMenace

    LMAO. I'm lying, but they do tongue sex toys that move & vibrate. LMAO

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    YEP.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    That's because it's you making it do the the penetration lololol ......

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    I woulda stopped! (cause id'a thought he was bout ta die ...ON TOPPA MEH!!!!)

  • MS PEACHES

    Saw one with my own eye. Told girl friend who was purchasing for her boo, "don't said noffin if he leave yo as-s for a plastic pussy". That sh-it is low maintenance.

  • Just Keya

    You know it!

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Yep !!!!!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    you make it sound like a new pet... TEARS.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Yep !!!! bawjahahahahah .... chile they make it all ...

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Joey G Star Crislow

    ________________

    I just realized that that damn dude-chick went by that name!!!!!!!!! *hollers* Sound like a YT p0rn star that wants to be a rapper. *dead*

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    nasty hands? not with the kitty!

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Uhhh trust me when I tell you...I've had someone work one for me and it is not the same and I had the "feels like skin" one too. I told his azz to get on top and work cuz that dis nothin for.me

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ???

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    GIRL. OKAY?!!!

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    owwwww.... *dances is my chair*

  • Nix

    Omg I almost threw up in my mouth at duck butter...but you are so right never know whats lurking down there

  • Str8tUpMenace

    *giggles* What I do?????

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Yes. End of convo. Hops over counter and kicks on the shake machine while round housing Raheems dred-filled head.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Lawd .... why use a dildo and the peen is ret there next to ya?

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I thought I got BANNED cause Daqueese wasn't letting me post nothing. lol

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    sits w/Milan on the corner of 'no likes'

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I don't understand that at all.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Why did I read this as...this is what happens when you don't give good head. ~you give good head to me baybee, so good take this heart of mine into your hand~

    Ok. Tired and sleepy. Sorry Clive.

  • ramosyo

    Classic lesbian sex..stop! I know she didn't think she would get rich of that McDonald check?? Bahhahaha

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Dead

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    whoa! I did not see that coming... ROFL!!!!!!!!

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile Wut lost me there .....

  • SameoleJ

    To heck with a store.... you can order them from online and not risk anyone you know seeing you. CTHU

  • Blue

    Bwahahahaha.

  • LeBrick James

    See, I cant help but thinking that if this young woman was...ahem... orally inclined (to put it politely) she would have found out the real deal right away.

    #justsaying

  • SameoleJ

    Exactly!! If your nails are dirty, I don't even want to see your peen, cause you touch yourself with them thangs!! I shall pass..over and over and over again!!

  • Str8tUpMenace

    I know exactly who you're talking about!!!!!!!!! Fake dude's name was Reno!!! And their azzes was on the show 2 or 3 times. LMAO

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    BISH! I done spit out my good deer park black cherry reading this s*&T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :ghost:

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Girl cause little man stepped his azz through my room that time with a damn magnum chile FOH knowing damn well

  • Sexy CJ

    In That Order !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Preach !!!

  • Hair Lova ???

    Are you saying there's no throbaration and it stays on a different type of brickness????
    Pwahahahahahaha
    you can't make this ish up.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Oh ?

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Magnum was the smartest marketing ploy ever.

  • Buttercup

    Psssssh, she decided to give up and kitty, didn't ensure "he" put on a condom, and didn't even have the lights on the first time. I'm sorry ma'am, but please have a seat.

  • nucynu25

    Why the sad face lol ??

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Ha! That's what got your fast tail knocked in the first place! LOL! ?

  • Hair Lova ???

    Sooooooo she was nevr alarmed that "dude" never took off his cloths? Orrrrrrrrrr that his hand was on his pipe the whole entire time? Ummmm yeah.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I've been thinking maybe her vag walls are loose. Maybe dudes routinely hold their dacks with her so they can feel 'something'.

  • Buttercup

    Naw... tell us more about why he wouldn't let you touch it.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile ..... I guess ..... dude wasn't fooling me .... lmao

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Ole cave puzzay you say

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Sure, neither is Dubb or Bren

    Falls Completely out, hollering laughing.

  • Buttercup

    That lazy eye moment is hilarious!

  • Hair Lova ???

    Loose? How about nonexistent for $200 Alex. Guess she ain't been giving the boys something they can feel, huh?

  • Buttercup

    Nope. I'm the same way. I like to look at us in the mirror, and I can see better with the lights on

  • Hair Lova ???

    Helloooooooooo is it me your looking for?

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Alright .... checking out of here ..... will be back tonight ..... teleworking tomorrow .... so I will actually be working ..... Chow guys!

  • Buttercup

    I can't do music, because I get pissed when I can't stay on beat.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    DEAD

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    the first one I ever saw was in that movie pariah. I was NOT ready *shields eyes: 0_0 w.t.f.??? it looked like she had had to 'step in' it... like putting on chaps... dis tew murch :kona:

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    BAWHAHAHAHAH ROFL LOLOLO L!!!

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    ROFL LOLOLOLOL

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I mean, who knows how many FB boys have gotten it at this point?

  • Hair Lova ???

    Lmfaoooooooo #priceless

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Yes, she was light skin and the girl was stripper. Shame on you......AND ME

    LMBO

  • Buttercup

    It look Honey Dip at least 4 years before I would let him get a quckie and leave his boxers off. I'm like Dubb- I want to get extra naked.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    later on his the relationship...sometimes my ear too.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    anacin! lawd... I'm just wasting water... :ghost:

  • Hair Lova ???

    Aww that's dope. I've been gone that long huh? Emoji's driving off and shyt

  • LibraGirlonly

    Lmao

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Yes I'm a visual person. Makes it so much hotter ???

  • holmesa925

    I HOLLERED!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    IONO how she did that. She bad :D

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Lol I never think to stay on beat with the music.

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    You can't fake the rhythm of good dyck with a fake one..not for me..at least..

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    I'll just say this...Quick Draw McCall. You remember that scene in Waiting to Exhale with Lela Rachon (Robin) and the robust, portly guy from work who said she didn't ask for much because he could give her all that and he had it? Yeah. ? Done before it started. Checkered flag waving at the start line and a whole lot of "what-had-happened-was that thang was too much girl. I mean, it doesn't happen as often." ? How long have you had that problem? I CAN fix that with a c-ring...maybe.

  • Buttercup

    One word: cuzband

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    He saw it and said he wanted to see me play..so i did..he took it for a minute and ...played..then he fukked the brakes off me to show me who was boss him or the dildo..he won..

  • Hair Lova ???

    Ain't that the whole entire truth!

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    New Post Sandra Please

    Mistrial was declared Wednesday in the trial of Baltimore Police Officer William G. Porter, after jurors told a judge it could not reach a verdict on any of the four charges against him.

    "I do declare a mistrial," Judge Barry G. Williams announced in a downtown courtroom.

    Porter, 26, was charged with involuntary manslaughter, second-degree assault, reckless endangerment and misconduct in office. He is the first of six city police officers to stand trial in the death of Freddie Gray.

    Attorneys are expected to appear in court Thursday morning in front of an administrative judge to pick a retrial date.

  • LeBrick James

    Why was this not a rape charge?This woman didn't consent to this.

    Sex without consent is rape. Always.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    no evidence. The dildos are soft, no tears.

    KONA

  • Buttercup

    Jenna Jamison has her own line of them

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Fugged up. I feel like they're all going to eventually get off. Ridiculous.

  • Buttercup

    Yep. Because a durex will fit on your leg.

  • LeBrick James

    I'm guessing youre kidding there... since "Kryan Scott " already fully confessed to what she did.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Yes, Protesting begins...I hope an pray no riots.

    I hope not....

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Yes, I'm kidding.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    DYCK always win

    Winning

  • MsSincerity

    BINGO!!!.....and the girl's name was Monique? We need serious help for remembering that. CTFU!

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    GUT LAUGH

  • MsSincerity

    IKR...lol

  • LeBrick James

    ok.
    pardon me if i was a little slow there haha!

  • Rachel

    Obviously she didn't ask the trans to put on a condom. That alone should have been some kind of red flag. I like watch the wrapper being opened if you get my drift...

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Ok, I just read the writeup :ashamed:

    SO to add insult to injury *snorts* she'n even get a Call Byke :eek:
    THEN she sees her man looking like a woman while she's trying to order a #2 at McD's :facepalm:

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Yeah, the lady is SLOWER than you. The fact she didn't know it was fake, make "he"warmed it up

    LMBO...LOL LOL

  • Buttercup

    Bwahahaha

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Yes, ma'am it's always better if you put it on. but now NO one should be having sex with testing or discussion and show and play. Let me see yours and and you can see mine.

    Someone could have a wart under a hood.

    Don't get me started, I've seen some strange things in the hospital.

  • DivineMsM

    LOL . . . like Elmira here. Y'all have me doubling over in laughter here today in these post. I CANNOT keep a straight face!

  • Hair Lova ???

    She might as well just throw that thang in the sea.

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    yeah...lesigh..wish i had a goodt one right about now..going through dicwithdrawl... https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0d32ee2493866209717dcff23de71afcf8c1ad58afed885fd4b188e9f318d3f7.gif

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    It was more of a prim "oh".

    "Too nasty I shock myself", well, aren't you confident, Miss Nasty as You Wanna Be Freaknik 1992. "I don't need you in my eyes...", sound like you over there working! Just abarking orders, "Lights off! Music on! Head down! Arse up! That's the way..."

    Go 'head Ms. Luke ?

  • nucynu25

    Lmao ... :)

  • lovelygamour

    She wouldve tricked me judging by the picture. Looks like a guy who eats too much soy and was raised by a bunch of women.
    The judge basically told her to be truthful and gave her a slap on the wrist.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    you saying he tossed it in the microwave right quick?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ? It's not THAT funny ?

  • Mz.Capricorn

    Lol. Kryan out here giving out fake dack? See this is the reason i be keeping my stalker/homieloverfren/boyfriend in the picture, it's too dangerous & real out here in these single streets.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    bottle warmer he got off craiglist

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    It's a wild Wednesday. LMBO

  • DJ

    I was with you until you said scarf...I phucs and adjust at the same damn time.

  • Justlooking2SayIT

    Understood, sometimes you gotta let it air out.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Whaaa?

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    lawd Jenie... where you get Jed Clampett from? *Tears* CRINE. :ghost:

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    wait... not BABY bottle warmer??????? justsay you aint saying that... :ghost:

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Somebody tell Butter she is rhe music. I'll tell her.

    ~Debbie Allen~ You ARE the music, honey! You are a finely tuned instrument humming from the depths of the lowest bass to screams of the highest treble. You are staccato. You are fosse, fosse, fosse. You are ON POINTE! At least someone should be...?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    The eyeroll with curled toes right before the shaking and followed by the fetal position. ? ?

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    All of them will. It's just a way to play up on a dudes ego.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ???

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ???

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Chile. You know I can't front. I already posted I darn near caught mine on fire and blew it up like a 2015 knock off Chinese hoverboard. Duracell has a Groupon if anyone is interested.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ???. I can't stand you! ? Just for the down season or couples play. ?

  • Too Many Colors

    THIS. Right here. Why I was keeping my rotation alive. Keep the dick(s) you got. They might come steal your grill off your porch. It might be waiting on you outside your job when it lives hours away from you. It might eem be a gatdamn liar. BUT DAMN it. It's real. You done seem it up close. Yall done been on dates. Got drunk and fussed each other out. But you know it's a damn MAN.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    This fool said Anacin!

  • Mz.Capricorn

    @Keya. Or stop going to that McDonald's.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Bwahahahaha. Stole your grill. Bwahahahaha.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Righ! I caught that. Not even a thank you for an enjoyable, scratchy, non-interactive 10 mins.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Yes! Some things you have to look at 2, 3, 7 times...and Google.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Stoopid.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    More stoopid.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ???

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Girl! I had to stare at the word and sound it out to make sure I was pronouncing it correctly. That's how long it's been since anybody has mentioned Anacin! Lol!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    they being real ignant today MsM! Lol!

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Hatechu

  • harley_quinn2.0

    ???

  • eljjai

    LMFAo @ You won't go knuckle deep in me with hangnails, no sir??

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Him ain't know ????
    How Craig?!?! ????

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ? I hatechu for THIS! ?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ???

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    you done hopped the counter! lawd... *faints*

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    well EYE didn't say it... :kona:

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Da hayle you change your name for? Huh?

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    (tried to change my pic and erased my name too... yeen had to bust me out tho...) :kona:

  • Mik

    Amazing when the transsexual has that type game. Wow!!!

  • DivineMsM

    hmmm. . . i see a response from you, but it's not posted here, so odd.
    But yesssss straight fools today. iluvit! A few times, I had to close my laptop and walk away, and was like YOOOOOO! Love y'all, for real for real.

  • imright

    she aint kno the diff btw a dildo & the real thing?

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    Why is this news?

    People chose to invite a stranger over to their residences and have sex and the person didn't have a dack?

    It could have been much worse, but it's still a personal decision so I don't understand why the law is involved.

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    It must have been a very long time since she had had the real thing.

    Ha, ha, ha!!!

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    I CAN'T.

  • Harvey Pittman

    What a deplorable story!

  • Harvey Pittman

    That's right

  • Harvey Pittman

    So am I

  • Harvey Pittman

    Do you like being fingered?

  • Harvey Pittman

    Yes I do agree with you 100% what a dumb arse female

  • I cAll ThE sHoTs…

    Same type of story - waaaay different look.

  • http://www.iamchloebarksdale.com Chloe Barksdale

    This would NOT happen in black America!

  • Too Many Colors

    A female trans at that!!!

  • Too Many Colors

    and the person didn't have a dack?
    ^^^
    This.? made me HOWL.

  • Mz.Capricorn

    @Goodday. Dubb i was just telling @Jenie, I been trying to get rid of my 1998 dack since 1998. Lol. Here it is 2015, that ninja said he ain't going no where. Just fixed his ass some dinner, we have been through sooo much. I love him but sometimes i be like damn i need some fresh meat, but i hear/see all these crazy stories, that sometimes end in murder. I be like no i'm good, let me keep the crazy that i'm use to.

  • Auditor

    The judge declined to sentence Lee to hard time because Lee was not a man and she could not be sexually gratified using a fake penis.

    Musta been a male judge...like you can't get off on some fake peen...

  • Mz.Capricorn

    @Nancy. She forgot to do the testing......123 on the dack?

  • Auditor

    Lol chile...mine been around since I was 17...according to him we've been together for 12 years (I'm 29) and never left each other. I just blocked his ass last week he'll pop up again sooner or later lol.

  • Auditor

    Lol pretty much

  • Auditor

    Exactly

  • Mz.Capricorn

    @Audit. That why i sometimes call him my stalker. Do you know how many times i done changed my number? Left his ass standing outside my apartment in the cold knocking & wouldn't let him inside? I have straight broken up with this ninja & he'll still walk around & tell people we still together. Lol.

  • Auditor

    Lol I can't lie...I luv that ninja...but he doesn't know what he wants. I'm not gone be sitting around here waiting for his ass forever. My eggs getting rotten lol

  • Empress

    Clockable.

  • Just Keya

    I know!????

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Stole Whang gif ???

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    G shyt ! Whang put me on ???

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    ??

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    BITCHES GONE WILD!!!i cant feel her pain and ill tell you why....if you go to get a pap done and said doctor demand you let he or she perform this in a semi dark to dark room.youd be up and off the table ready to fight.this is barring they some how get you on one to began with...but you let a hoe (whom on sight alone youd swear on God is a man)you barely know convince you in a semi dark to dark room to insert something in your vagina for the sake of "a feeling"!!!!!!?MADNESS AT ITS MOST INSANE!!!!!

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    Whayle at least the one up top didnt end up like TENA BRANDON off that awfully sad movie BOYS DONT CRY!???

  • T3

    Hellurrr!! I HATE dirty nails. That irks me. Gives me the creeps. All I can think about is their finger trying to play around. No thank you!

  • http://totallifechanges.com/PurTEA VanillaCaramel2shotsExpresso

    Another fake man just got jail time for this foolishness. SMH they deserve jail time because it's fraud and rape!

  • Deni Elliott

    I never understand this... How in the L you can't tell a real vs fake.???

  • marshefen

    There was another story just like this in the UK not long ago. She got 8 years though.

  • Mrs. (Asexual) Elmo

    What the?

  • Buttercup

    I danced (ballet, jazz, tap) for most of my life. My life revolves around an 8-count.

  • AnonymousRose

    I dont want one, I just. Wanna see it, u know, like a kid...lol

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Yes, Ma'am. She skipped doing the mic check, so she missed her opportunity
    to properly checkout the equipment. Sucks for her.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    That must be the one I read! Thanks.

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Lol!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    I wept at my desk several times today ...I try never to appear 'happy' at work ...y'all are blowing my cover!

  • Canary Red™

    Say that! Ok!!!!

  • Canary Red™

    ????

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    You betta count on Butter! I'm not mad. Get you a metronome and keep that tempo. I'm rooting for you. ??? ? ?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Nevermind me. The real question is do YOU like to be fingered...regularly, Harvey Wallbanger? ?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Wait. A. Minute. That gravi. Don't I have a standing restraining order against you? ???

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    I thought about it after I did it. That's why I didn't say anything else. I saw a few days ago where someone replied to themselves. I said questioned once and let it go. No one else saw it...unless they get notifications ?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ~screaming like the Patti Pie Boy~ HARLAY? Harley! ~stomps foot~ HARLEY!? WHY'D YOU PUT DIONNE UP THERE LIKE THAT!?

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    I'm tickled at myself about the name change, plus ecause I almost responded to myself one time, Lol!

    Anyway, you need to check YOUR notifications (cause it's some man somewhere downstairs asking you personal questions... his name Harvey. ROFL! I am in tears, again... ) I'm going to take my shower, but I'll be back to see if you and ol' Harv made a love connection... Gawd!!!! Brb.... *cackles my way to the shower*

  • DivineMsM

    man . . . listen. Today, dey was on one. Y'all snatched my life and gave it back all in this post. I had to go look for my freak flag.

    Lol, luv the new gif!

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Lu! Y'all know each other????! !! *church faints*

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Lawd, I am thoroughly tickled..… :ghost:

  • Nancy Drew on my ibrowse today

    Thanks Boo! (They was on here hatin' so I changed it ) ...nite!

  • eljjai

    there need to be harsher laws for this. i don't know how she didnt know but it still must be traumatic as hell.

  • Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

     They might come steal your grill off your porch. ..................................................... .. . ..

  • smartchickfl

    ????....

  • Yoni

    Well I'm not changing it......again. LOL

  • NYTimes#1Bestseller

    Hate dirty nails, don't mind ashy knuckles though

  • Fendi

    Ain't no man, bih. Ain't no unclockable, either. That looks like a butch lesbian. Folks have issues with their sexuality and want to accuse others of deceiving them, when they're merely deceiving themselves. Just come out, sis. You'll be alright.

  • Fendi

    I won't hesitate to check his mouth, especially during conversation. I've seen abnormalities in a man's mouth before and politely declined their requests to put said mouth on me. Take those diseases to the CDC and pray they have a resolution for you, kind sir! Lol

  • Fendi

    Nah!!! Men need to lotion their hands, too. A checker at a store I frequent walked over to speak to me, and his hands were white as snow, but he looks like he is 11:30 pm. Ain't no way... I offered him lotion, but he proceeded to wipe his hands with an antibacterial wipe, further drying them. I had to resign.

  • Fendi

    YES! I read that story and was utterly appalled. He is a Saudi male and she is an 18-year-old woman, so I shouldn't be surprised, though I am disgusted. I have no doubt that he raped her. She was sleeping on a sofa. If she wanted to engage in anything with him, she could've walked into his room. I hope that decision can be overturned, a la Oscar Pistorius, and that camel jockey can be thrown under a jail.

  • Fendi

    Ms. Lucy:

    Ain't no fisting. I didn't consider before reading your comment, but at only 18, she may have been a virgin.

    Now, I'm ready to k*** him.

  • SameoleJ

    They were from Philly and were really a couple, but Jerry was paying and........Viola, a story was born!! CTHU

  • Fendi

    I need SR to post the story re: Boss Quoss and the fictitious music video accompanying the fictional rapper. I am so done after seeing that story on Metro UK.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Chile. Everyone knows he took advantage of that girl, or both of them, except the people who let him go. In all fairness to them, I have no idea how it was presented. But, still. He needs a rusty, dull butterknife worked on that thing. ?

  • Fendi

    I have a very sharp switchblade or meat cleaver, a couple lemons, a full bottle of rubbing alcohol, and some sea salt for that girl - whenever she is ready.

    I'm here for a little street justice. ?

  • Canary Red™

    LOL! Preach!
    I have to check that too can we say herpes! LOL

  • Fendi

    And not just on his lips! Folks better check on and under tongues and for interior mouth sores. If it looks suspicious, I won't touch him.

    Tony Bennett's daughter put me up on game YEARS ago about how she inspected her partners. Her instruction stayed with me ever since.

  • Canary Red™

    YES!!!!!!!
    My mom used to tell us (her girls) to inspect him down below --- she said a man will screw a hole in the wall with no condom!
    I'm lifting the mushroom to look for any thing!

  • Fendi

    And if it isn't a mushroom, Shawty, don't swing my way. ????

  • tynamight

    First off: Stop being flip about sex. Sex is supposed to be reserved for marriage betwixt 1 man and 1 woman. We can avoid a lot of confusion if we make our suitors wait...wait...and wait.

    Additionally, this male impersonator should be charged to the fullest extent of the law. This male impersonator is a liar and the truth ain't in her!

  • sunni_daze

    Something in the milk aint right. Did she for get what the real thing feel like, was she not suspicous when there was no climax on "his" end? Something aint right.

  • sunni_daze

    Dead at duck butter.

  • NYTimes#1Bestseller

    Lol well hunnie different strokes for different folks I presume. I love a man with hard calloused hands. Like he been jamming a jack hammer all day doing construction. Ain't nothing wrong with a lil bit of ash.

  • T3

    Ha! I know that's right

  • NYTimes#1Bestseller

    Glad somebody feel me!!!!!

  • Canary Red™

    ?????? OMG I hollered! U do t want the foreskin LOL!!!!

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    WOW..."HOW SWAY?"

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    DIDN'T NECESSARILY HAVE TO SEE...JUST LET ME GRAB HOLD. HAIR? CHECK. WARMTH? CHECK. FLESH CONNECTION? CHECK PLUS.

  • Liah

    Wow!!!!!....This world is getting crazier and crazier every day!!!

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    I got the nickels and oranges. ?

  • Fendi

    ???????

  • Fendi

    This is a turtleneck free zone. Not even when it's cold outside. Lol

  • Canary Red™

    ????? OK!! ???

  • chappedlippz

    So she got catfished? LOL

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ??? Shiiiid, my bish don't play?? She said never mind me...???

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Man, look...? It was crazy. I felt like Barbara was coming out of a bag and Charlie was coming out of the bushes! I swear I've been here before. ~cues Teena Marie~

  • S. Williams

    maybe ol' girl bought the fleshy kind LOL

  • S. Williams

    crying LOLOLOLOLOL

  • S. Williams

    okay! and he acts a little bashful but you keep remembering that grunt and eyes rolled in the back of the head...whew chile *fans self*

  • Starr Azzure

    If only other women do the same. Had she done it she wouldn't be in that situation.

  • Starr Azzure

    Let this be a lesson to you ladies. Look before you leap.