CAUGHT: Drug Kingpin ‘El Chapo’ Captured

Sandra Rose January 8, 2016

El Chapo

The massive manhunt for Mexican drug kingpin El Chapo is over. Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman was reportedly captured by Mexican authorities on Friday.

Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto announced Guzman’s capture in a tweet today.

“Mission accomplished: We have him. I want to inform the Mexicans that Joaquin Guzman Loera has been detained,” he tweeted in Spanish.

No other details were provided.

Guzman escaped from the maximum security Altiplano prison in Mexico on July 11. Several prison guards were arrested for turning their backs while Guzman’s associates dug a tunnel under his cell.

Guzman’s brazen escape drew comparisons to the movie Shawshank Redemption.

The complex tunnel took a year to dig. Authorities found earth moving equipment, electric power strips, ventilation ducts and a motorbike on rails inside the tunnel.

Guzman managed to elude capture for 7 months, while his son thumbed his nose at Mexican authorities by posting photos of his dad on social media.

Too Many Colors

Oh. So he was still in Mexico.

Oh well. He will escape again. Watch
Yoni

He’s already “thinkin of a masterplan….”
Yoni

I JUST said THAT! LOL
Yoni

Yall they trying to recruit me into ISIS….. LOOK Told yall these folks FOLLOWING me….

????? ??????followed youa minute ago

????? ??????

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Milani

Yeah, he’s gonna escape again…probably already knows when and how. it’s gonna be a never-ending cycle with this man.
Milani
sunni_daze

He’ll be back out in a week. If not less.
Billy

I wanted him to never get caught.
KayCeiSoul

Nooooo. He looks crazy denna’mug. Like he’ll speak to you all nice and calm, and then throat chop you & take off in your ride. He will dig another hole and get out. Trust.
SummerBaby

I didn’t think he would be caught. Y’all know Gucci Mane is about to write another song about him.
Yoni

And what the fvk is “promised saliva”?

*runs around the blog all frantic like Celie did when Shug Avery was about to leave*
SummerBaby

The type that would never raise his voice at you just shank ya’
iWasteTime

I wanted him to make it.
Who knew his soon had IG that is how his azz got caught, they turned that nigga Geo tagging ALL THE WAY ON!
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

??? just because it’s Arabic, you say EYESIS ???
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Whet
jeniefrumdabloc™

I’m so ready to damn go
Yoni

Me.
BLACK LOVE

They can catch El chapo but can’t catch 2pac or biggie killers..
Yoni

#conditioned
harley_quinn2.0

Several prison guards were arrested for turning their backs while Guzman’s associates dug a tunnel under his cell.
………………
Probably didn’t have a choice. It is a Mexican prison we’re talking about.
Yoni

……and rogue, murderous cops roam free.
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

C’mon now. We all know unless they murder this man he will escape again.
Yoni

Yall see what they just did to that new mayor that was only in office for 36 hours. She couldn’t even get her First 48 hours in. *see what I did there*
Just Keya

Right. So he is gonna wait a few months to a year and be right on back out of the door.
Mz.Capricorn

Damn, I was rooting for El Chapo. Call me: 777-9311.
Just Keya

What happened to her?
harley_quinn2.0

My point exactly
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

Guards are already deciding how much $ they’re going to ask for to look the other way.
Mel

Somebody must have gotten tired of hiding him and wanted that reward money but I guarantee u they won’t live to spend it Cus them Mexicans some ruthless folks
88

I wonder how many ppl they slaughtered when they captured him.
Too Many Colors

Maybe if they had been killed in Mexico?
88

Why snitch on themselves?
Too Many Colors

I like yo hurr.??
Paige

In the famous words of Niño Brown “I’ll be out in a week”.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

She has managed to die
Just Keya

Damn. smdh
Yoni

She was murdered. Shot down. Dead.
Paige

I still think Suge had PAC killed. Darn shame.
Too Many Colors

I had bacon sprankled on top of my Chicken Burrito Bowl from Moe’s at lunch. I thought about you.
Too Many Colors

Why did I start sanging…someone please call 9-1-1. In my Wyclef voice.

I’m not about shyt.?
https://sandrarose.com SandraRose

Exactly. Mexican prisons are corrupt from the warden on down. Everyone can be bribed.
Mz.Capricorn

Lol. I just googled EL Chapo horoscope sign to see if him & i gonna make it or not. They said he was either born on Dec.25th or April 4. Huh?
Just Keya

*tears* me too. Right at “tell them I just got shot down” hahahahhah. It’s not funny though
Let Your Soul Glow

I don’t think it will take that long. His escape will be planned before they can even process him in good.
Too Many Colors

Races chile
DallasKennedy

So. Drug kingpin escapes prison..in Mexico…stays in Mexico….takes pics on social media…with locations…he has been missing since July…it took 7 months to find him in Mexico… Hes captured and there is no further details….. Idk how much he paid for all that white privilege but he got the juice!!!!!
Too Many Colors

The day Jesus was supposedly born or the day he came byke. Depending when Easter fall
Yoni

BOTH! He was born and RE-BORN again. #infantile LMAO
Yoni

So they calling him a God?
Yoni

Don’t start. I leave in an hour and I don’t want to miss this! LOL
Too Many Colors

A Savior. I’ve seen news stories call him that
iWasteTime

He’ll be out in May …
Too Many Colors

I meant the day lol. Of April 4th. Since the date of Easter revolves
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

???? that’s a message. El Chapo will always “rise again.” ????
Yoni

Wow.
KayCeiSoul

Right….like, everything would be going so smooth. Next thing you know, you wake up dead.
Too Many Colors

Exactly
KayCeiSoul

That lil’ siren at the top of the page tho’! *hollerin!*
Auntie is so dramatic.
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

I might have a turkey burger tonight…with BACON AND CHEESE…AND FRIES.
Too Many Colors

Hush??
Too Many Colors

It is pretty disgusting. Yep
KayCeiSoul

Auntie Sandra – please move Topless Ed someplace else on the page. I’m trying to sneak at work and he is making this unnecessarily difficult. I ain’t tryna lose no bread over Ed.
I want to be free

Do you have preggo cravings?
Too Many Colors

Those was the damn words made me start singing?
Mz.Capricorn

Eating a Jr. BACON cheeseburger as i type.
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

Sometimes.
nucynu25

Petty Betty
Mz.Capricorn

@KayCei. That’s who she needs to do a Morning wood on.
Milani

#PettyRuxpin
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

You finna get slobbed down :crying1:
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

I recall reading that they knew which mountains he was in this past summer.
I want to be free

I used to have a peanut buster parfait from TCBY when I pregnant. EVERYDAY. Sometimes twice.
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

I guess your buddy Trump can sleep peacefully now??
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

THAT just made me think of Rakim
Alicia.Ashe

He looks crazy
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

Trump already has his foreign policy team putting in work! He said you won’t threaten me mother…
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

In Less than 24 hrs of being mayor yo!
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

Baby…What’s yo phone numba??????My ex played bass on that jawn, allegedly??
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

I hate all things peanut. I crave cheese and chocolate.
AnonymousRose

you lock him BACK up, meanwhile his cartel still moving strong across all the waters, Lmaooooooooooooooo, the illusion they give humans…..Chile I cannot
Yoni

Yep. LOL
Yoni

I didn’t ask for it. :wails:
harley_quinn2.0

One monkey don’t stop no show
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

What’s that old movie? I can’t recall the name or the actors BUT it was in a Mexican “jail” and oh my goodness SMDH
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Mmmmm Eat it for me too!
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

Serious.
Yoni

I know.
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

Change that to nachos and enchiladas…the husband and I are doing dinner and a movie tonight.
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

The sun will always rise again. He better launder some of that money into some anti Trump ads.
Yoni

Yall PLEASE for the sake of the weekend, don’t start. I want to be present and accounted for “when it all goes down.” (in my Syleena Johnson voice)
AnonymousRose

never have , never will…. the jokes writes themselves..lol
Yoni

YorkPeppermintPetty
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

You don’t lose any juice in a Mexican prison. You didn’t see that Mel Gibson movie ‘Get the Gringo’?
Alicia.Ashe

Is that Anita Baker in yo profile?
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

@DTTS 1 more day before I hit?? Thank you all for your prayers @SR ?? First thing Imma do is reassignment? But instead of fish Imma have them turn it into an anus?? could you imagine? A bung hole that doesn’t produce fudge? All the pleasure with less to clean up afterwards? I can’t wait?
Yoni

Whatchall goin’ to see?
AnonymousRose

he thinking, naaaa they already thought of his new escape plan, they had to catch him cause its election time. just to make it look good, Chile he bringing to much money to the states…hahaha….
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

They turned their backs because a gun was behing their head huh.
Let Your Soul Glow

I don’t know, but you’ve got me interested. If you remember, let me know.
Alicia.Ashe

Lol
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Lemme hit dat before yew “reassign” ok?! *wolf howls*
AnonymousRose

Dear Lawd
your son Brendon need your help Rite NOW, do not wait PLEASE hurry……
Brendon log your azz off the entire NETWORK, from space….you is a fewwwwl chile….
Too Many Colors

He still infantile. Lmaooooo ?

I luh that word
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

I’m gonna look now(just for you)
Mz.Capricorn

@Brenden. ?Pow?Pow?
Too Many Colors

Imma send it to ya?
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

???
free

i think chap just wanted to be caught to get some quiet time. they probably digging the tunnels for the next escape as we speak.
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

Oooooooh, so nastE? Now you wanna hit cuzz you know 2moro Imma hit? Yeen slick???
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

“Get The Gringo” with Mel Gibson!
Yoni

Is THAT George Lopez?
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

AND yew know it!
You need me ta “reassign”? *hollers*
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

I already told you that jackpot is mine.
http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

????????@Sunny until you do right by me (and my jackpot) everything you even think about gone fail? Including your edge control gel?
Readytochokemothernatureonout

Lol
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

When I win, I’ll get your anus for the front… I know that leakage in the back is unattractive to your potential suitors.
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

LOL
Readytochokemothernatureonout

Lol lawdt
88

lmao

I hope you enjoying the worms because they sure are enjoying you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cL3O64gBEE
Traci404

Donald Trump can take a deep breath!
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

*jacked Folks done lost their minds

An ISIS fighter has executed his own mother before a public audience, an expat Syrian rights group said.

The 20-year-old killed his mother in the Syrian city of Raqqa, ISIS’ de
facto capital, as hundreds looked on near the post office where she
worked, said the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights.

ISIS had accused her of apostasy after her son turned her in, the activists said. She allegedly had been “inciting her son to leave the Islamic State.” She wanted to escape with him and told him “that the coalition will kill all members of the organization.”

The observatory reported that the victim was in her 40s. The activist group
Raqqa is Being Slaughtered Silently reported that she was 35.
Let Your Soul Glow

Cool. I’m going to see if I can find it somewhere online to watch. Thanks!
free

they off the chain!
Milani

Evil!!
I want to be free

Damn. Now that is a devil. As many times as I wanted to kill my mama I would NEVER do it.
AnonymousRose

the book of revelation, mothers against daughter, fathers against son…………………….it’s going to happen
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

*jacked ALOT of folks are gonna go down together WATCH

Chicago (CNN)At least three witnesses to the Laquan McDonald police killing were questioned for hours, threatened by officers and ordered to change their accounts to match the official Chicago police version of the shooting, the attorneys for the teen’s estate say.

The allegations are contained in more than 3,000 pages of recently released documents related to the case. The attorneys also allege that police officers up the chain of command fabricated witness accounts to support the way officers at the scene described the October 20, 2014, shooting as justified.

“It’s not just the officers on the street,” attorney Jeffrey Neslund told
CNN. “It’s a lieutenant, a sergeant and detectives — and the lengths
they went to justify what simply was not true.”

CNN contacted Neslund and Michael Robbins after the city released the
documents to the news media in response to multiple Freedom of
Information Act requests.

Asked if they stood by the accusations they made in letters to the city’s corporation counsel last March, Robbins said, “Absolutely.”
nucynu25

Lmao ….
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Ok, let me know once you watch it!
Just Keya

smdh. I hope they have protection. These cops are out of control.
Just Keya

FYI: I don’t care if that man from yesterday was helping that girl take care of the kids, that is NO EXCUSE as to why he can’t stay out of jail and why she should spend 21 million on bail. Did he spend 21 million on the kids? Hell no. Thanks. (from my comments from YESTERDAY)
KayCeiSoul

Surely is.
nucynu25

Who the hell thinks she should be bailing his bum ass out of jail ? They need to be smacked too.
Just Keya

Someone in my comments. Said that they guess all the time he helped her with the kids don’t count. And how do I know it was not his ticket that he could not turn in. -_-
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

He got a login too huh? Daqueese lets everybody in.
nucynu25

Girlll, the stupidity .
Just Keya

That or his sister. It looks like a woman.
Just Keya

All the “help” he was giving with zero job and selling drugs right? Oh ok. She was working TWO jobs. How much help could he have been?!
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

To EYESIS HAIL to these folks up in our comments 20 yrs later yo!

That cat ain’t worth $20 as far as I’m concerned now. AND ION care if she spends ALL her money on him. Nope sure don’t!
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

Bren does too but just depends on how clockable shim is that day.
Let Your Soul Glow

I lowkey hope she does go broke behind that cat. Yeah, I said it! If her dumb azz is that slow to give away all her money behind his criminal azz then she’s too stupid to manage that kind of money regardless.
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Nakeya, go to cnn and read the whole article, it won’t let me copy it without copy the side wording. Yeen gonna believe all of it
nucynu25

I was just telling one of my coworkers abt this . A customer came in talking bout she work 3 jobs & her bf only wants them with a luxury vechile . I wanted to tell her bish you would be lucky if u could get a bike financed , Secondly this cat proberally don’t even know how to spell luxury . And most importantly if he so much of a man why u working THREE jobs ? I be damn ed I’ll struggle by myself .
Just Keya

I’m going now.
iWasteTime

that chile is nice cause not even my husband getting 21 million in bail …. MILLION!! MILLLION
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

6’6 got ah login now?!?!? :crying1:
Let Your Soul Glow

THIS!!!
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

I wanted to tell her bish you would be lucky if u could get a bike financed

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Why tho?!?!?!
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Right! FOH to anybody doing dumb shatt on my dime LOL
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Agreed! *bams desk*
Just Keya

THIS!!! There is no way in this life I am working 3 jobs so he can have a luxury vehicle. NOPE. Live within your means!!!! SO what exactly does he do?
Just Keya

OMGGGGGGGGGG *dies and gets up and dies again*
Just Keya

and I had to bail you out more than once? All because you can’t follow the courts directions? FOH. Any real man would not want you to throw the money away like that when you have other mouths to feed and you want the money to last your lifetime and the kids lifetime.
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

They are intentionally setting exorbitant bail amounts for that man because they know she has it and she’ll pay it. His crimes are not so serious that his bail has any reason to be that high. That being said I wish the fugg any man would say that shyt like I owe them. She was working two damn jobs to support those kids, he was not looking out for and supporting her if she had to work TWO jobs.
nucynu25

I still don’t know . When I asked if he was going on the loan he said ,” Nah, she doing this by her self.” Tuah, obviously tell me something I don’t know . You won’t even Co-sign but u want luxury.
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

The Force Awakens at the iPic. So now I have to revise my food selections AGAIN ?
JerseyMom

He is chillin. Next!
<—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

Boob buying Cardcracker arrested
Just Keya

Well apparently people thinks that she owes him. How I don’t know. But I’m sorry. It could not be me. At all. And for him to feel like it’s ok for her to do so is out of pocket.
Just Keya

That ass would be in a used car. Luxury my ass. smdh.
nucynu25

Key word : REAL man , Ole boy a real nicca
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

He wouldn’t be in No Car. FOH. My name on loan is my car. Riding around looking stupid. Luxury cars have luxury costs including repairs, taxes, insurance.
Just Keya

I just want to know, if she works 3 jobs, how many jobs does he work? Or does he:
-sell drugs (if so he aint doing it right if you are working 3 jobs)
-Play xbox all day
-Nothing but hang out all his life.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

It don’t even matter. If I got a boo and I got to work 3 jobs to survive… fawk a boo hoo hoo. Forget a companion I obviously need to focus on getting money.
Saharabutnotdry

It doesn’t mean anything , if they send anything else in Arabic , let me translate ?
Just Keya

THIS! All of it
Just Keya

#PoorPussyManagement
Saharabutnotdry

She wasn’t gang friendly , they off’d her real quick
AG

This is straight out of a cartoon. He might as well be breaking out of ACME jail
Mz.Capricorn

@Keya. I said yesterday me personally would have gave his ass $100,000 for helping me before i won, then buy mama a house & car, put a few coins in her bank account. Then me & my kids woulda hauled ass to Hawaii & communicate with mama & em by Trac phone only. #Problemsolved.
Just Keya

Right! I’m with you.
Meme81

If the man can dig a tunnel and escape on an electric moped underground, I’m thinkin’ he’ll be able to escape wherever they put him. Plus he has so much money that he can probably bribe or intimidate anyone.
YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

No woman with a vagina should have to work that hard.
PettyEyezPrime

I don’t even gamble but got my fam putting in money. If we lose I’ll pay them back what I said I was putting in. When we win, it won’t matter. I’M RICH BISH *drives off in silver caddy*
Auditor

Lol kids either…
VV

He’s already plotting….
VV

I’ve been getting crap like this to but I hit the block button with the quickness.
TheWildChild

? it’s probably not even him. He’s somewhere??? his ass off at the decoy. I’m sure he’ll raise more scrilla to escape again. Remember, this is a man with a plan.
Myopinion4u

Trumps’s wig piece now feels secure on his head.
Alicia.Ashe

Love her ?
KB

His son was posting pictures on social media….well damn. Uh yeah, they quite obviously didn’t care. LOL!
KB

“Wake up dead” LMAO!!! ?
nucynu25

Okayyy!
???

Chittt..try a metro pass.
Tracy Taylor

?????? he does look crazy as hell though
Milf80

????????
kekeb

But the reason he got caught tho. Like fr dude. You shoulda chilled on that biopic and you’d still be free.
kekeb

The news said he’ll be extradited to the US. He ain’t escaping from no US Prison
kekeb

Nah, the news said they bringing him to the US. He ain’t escaping a US Prison. I wonder how Donald Trump feels about that. . .
kekeb

llh! I’m done!
kekeb

Lmao! U silly
kekeb

SO TRUE
kekeb

Exactly. More than likely He would have had them killed anyway of they didn’t. Surprised he didn’t have them killed when the tunnel was done
Yoni

By all means. I’ll refer them directly to YOU!
Yoni

Star Wars?
Sleepy One

That is exactly what he said, just because you captured me won’t stop ppl from selling or doing drugs.
Sleepy One

He was supposed to help her and the kids, one of said kids is his. He don’t get pats on his back for what he’s supposed to do. Ugh men this day and age can be so weak!