El Chapo

The massive manhunt for Mexican drug kingpin El Chapo is over. Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman was reportedly captured by Mexican authorities on Friday.

Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto announced Guzman's capture in a tweet today.

"Mission accomplished: We have him. I want to inform the Mexicans that Joaquin Guzman Loera has been detained," he tweeted in Spanish.

No other details were provided.

Guzman escaped from the maximum security Altiplano prison in Mexico on July 11. Several prison guards were arrested for turning their backs while Guzman's associates dug a tunnel under his cell.

Guzman's brazen escape drew comparisons to the movie Shawshank Redemption.

The complex tunnel took a year to dig. Authorities found earth moving equipment, electric power strips, ventilation ducts and a motorbike on rails inside the tunnel.

Guzman managed to elude capture for 7 months, while his son thumbed his nose at Mexican authorities by posting photos of his dad on social media.

  • Too Many Colors

    Oh. So he was still in Mexico.

    Oh well. He will escape again. Watch

  • Yoni

    He's already "thinkin of a masterplan...."

  • Yoni

    I JUST said THAT! LOL

  • Yoni

    Yall they trying to recruit me into ISIS..... LOOK Told yall these folks FOLLOWING me....

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    ????? ??????

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  • Milani

    Yeah, he's gonna escape again...probably already knows when and how. it's gonna be a never-ending cycle with this man. :tea:

  • Milani

    :eek:

  • sunni_daze

    He'll be back out in a week. If not less.

  • Billy

    :( I wanted him to never get caught.

  • KayCeiSoul

    Nooooo. He looks crazy denna'mug. Like he'll speak to you all nice and calm, and then throat chop you & take off in your ride. He will dig another hole and get out. Trust.

  • SummerBaby

    I didn't think he would be caught. Y'all know Gucci Mane is about to write another song about him.

  • Yoni

    And what the fvk is "promised saliva"?

    *runs around the blog all frantic like Celie did when Shug Avery was about to leave*

  • SummerBaby

    The type that would never raise his voice at you just shank ya'

  • iWasteTime

    I wanted him to make it.
    Who knew his soon had IG that is how his azz got caught, they turned that nigga Geo tagging ALL THE WAY ON!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    ??? just because it's Arabic, you say EYESIS ???

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Whet

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    I'm so ready to damn go

  • Yoni

    Me.

  • BLACK LOVE

    They can catch El chapo but can't catch 2pac or biggie killers..

  • Yoni

    #conditioned

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Several prison guards were arrested for turning their backs while Guzman’s associates dug a tunnel under his cell.
    ..................
    Probably didn't have a choice. It is a Mexican prison we're talking about.

  • Yoni

    ......and rogue, murderous cops roam free.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    C'mon now. We all know unless they murder this man he will escape again.

  • Yoni

    Yall see what they just did to that new mayor that was only in office for 36 hours. She couldn't even get her First 48 hours in. *see what I did there*

  • Just Keya

    Right. So he is gonna wait a few months to a year and be right on back out of the door.

  • Mz.Capricorn

    Damn, I was rooting for El Chapo. Call me: 777-9311.

  • Just Keya

    What happened to her?

  • harley_quinn2.0

    My point exactly

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Guards are already deciding how much $ they're going to ask for to look the other way.

  • Mel

    Somebody must have gotten tired of hiding him and wanted that reward money but I guarantee u they won't live to spend it Cus them Mexicans some ruthless folks

  • 88

    I wonder how many ppl they slaughtered when they captured him.

  • Too Many Colors

    Maybe if they had been killed in Mexico?

  • 88

    Why snitch on themselves?

  • Too Many Colors

    I like yo hurr.??

  • Paige

    In the famous words of Niño Brown "I'll be out in a week".

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    She has managed to die

  • Just Keya

    Damn. smdh

  • Yoni

    She was murdered. Shot down. Dead.

  • Paige

    I still think Suge had PAC killed. Darn shame.

  • Too Many Colors

    I had bacon sprankled on top of my Chicken Burrito Bowl from Moe's at lunch. I thought about you.

  • Too Many Colors

    Why did I start sanging...someone please call 9-1-1. In my Wyclef voice.

    I'm not about shyt.?

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Exactly. Mexican prisons are corrupt from the warden on down. Everyone can be bribed.

  • Mz.Capricorn

    Lol. I just googled EL Chapo horoscope sign to see if him & i gonna make it or not. They said he was either born on Dec.25th or April 4. Huh?

  • Just Keya

    *tears* me too. Right at "tell them I just got shot down" hahahahhah. It's not funny though

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    I don't think it will take that long. His escape will be planned before they can even process him in good.

  • Too Many Colors

    Races chile

  • DallasKennedy

    So. Drug kingpin escapes prison..in Mexico...stays in Mexico....takes pics on social media...with locations...he has been missing since July...it took 7 months to find him in Mexico... Hes captured and there is no further details..... Idk how much he paid for all that white privilege but he got the juice!!!!!

  • Too Many Colors

    The day Jesus was supposedly born or the day he came byke. Depending when Easter fall

  • Yoni

    BOTH! He was born and RE-BORN again. #infantile LMAO

  • Yoni

    So they calling him a God?

  • Yoni

    Don't start. I leave in an hour and I don't want to miss this! LOL

  • Too Many Colors

    A Savior. I've seen news stories call him that

  • iWasteTime

    He'll be out in May ...

  • Too Many Colors

    I meant the day lol. Of April 4th. Since the date of Easter revolves

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    ???? that's a message. El Chapo will always "rise again." ????

  • Yoni

    Wow.

  • KayCeiSoul

    Right....like, everything would be going so smooth. Next thing you know, you wake up dead.

  • Too Many Colors

    Exactly

  • KayCeiSoul

    That lil' siren at the top of the page tho'! *hollerin!*
    Auntie is so dramatic.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    I might have a turkey burger tonight...with BACON AND CHEESE...AND FRIES.

  • Too Many Colors

    Hush??

  • Too Many Colors

    It is pretty disgusting. Yep

  • KayCeiSoul

    Auntie Sandra - please move Topless Ed someplace else on the page. I'm trying to sneak at work and he is making this unnecessarily difficult. I ain't tryna lose no bread over Ed.

  • I want to be free

    Do you have preggo cravings?

  • Too Many Colors

    Those was the damn words made me start singing?

  • Mz.Capricorn

    Eating a Jr. BACON cheeseburger as i type.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Sometimes.

  • nucynu25

    Petty Betty

  • Mz.Capricorn

    @KayCei. That's who she needs to do a Morning wood on.

  • Milani

    #PettyRuxpin

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    You finna get slobbed down :crying1:

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    I recall reading that they knew which mountains he was in this past summer.

  • I want to be free

    I used to have a peanut buster parfait from TCBY when I pregnant. EVERYDAY. Sometimes twice.

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    I guess your buddy Trump can sleep peacefully now??

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    THAT just made me think of Rakim :love:

  • Alicia.Ashe

    He looks crazy

  • http://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

    Trump already has his foreign policy team putting in work! He said you won't threaten me mother...

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    In Less than 24 hrs of being mayor yo!

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Baby...What's yo phone numba??????My ex played bass on that jawn, allegedly??

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    I hate all things peanut. I crave cheese and chocolate.

  • AnonymousRose

    you lock him BACK up, meanwhile his cartel still moving strong across all the waters, Lmaooooooooooooooo, the illusion they give humans.....Chile I cannot

  • Yoni

    Yep. LOL

  • Yoni

    I didn't ask for it. :wails:

  • harley_quinn2.0

    One monkey don't stop no show

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    What's that old movie? I can't recall the name or the actors BUT it was in a Mexican "jail" and oh my goodness SMDH

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Mmmmm Eat it for me too!

  • http://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

    Serious.

  • Yoni

    I know.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    Change that to nachos and enchiladas...the husband and I are doing dinner and a movie tonight.

  • http://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

    The sun will always rise again. He better launder some of that money into some anti Trump ads.

  • Yoni

    :facepalm: Yall PLEASE for the sake of the weekend, don't start. I want to be present and accounted for "when it all goes down." (in my Syleena Johnson voice)

  • AnonymousRose

    never have , never will.... the jokes writes themselves..lol

  • Yoni

    YorkPeppermintPetty

  • http://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

    You don't lose any juice in a Mexican prison. You didn't see that Mel Gibson movie 'Get the Gringo'?

  • Alicia.Ashe

    Is that Anita Baker in yo profile?

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    @DTTS 1 more day before I hit?? Thank you all for your prayers @SR ?? First thing Imma do is reassignment? But instead of fish Imma have them turn it into an anus?? could you imagine? A bung hole that doesn't produce fudge? All the pleasure with less to clean up afterwards? I can't wait?

  • Yoni

    Whatchall goin' to see?

  • AnonymousRose

    he thinking, naaaa they already thought of his new escape plan, they had to catch him cause its election time. just to make it look good, Chile he bringing to much money to the states...hahaha....

  • http://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

    They turned their backs because a gun was behing their head huh.

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    I don't know, but you've got me interested. If you remember, let me know.

  • Alicia.Ashe

    Lol

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Lemme hit dat before yew "reassign" ok?! *wolf howls*

  • AnonymousRose

    Dear Lawd
    your son Brendon need your help Rite NOW, do not wait PLEASE hurry......
    Brendon log your azz off the entire NETWORK, from space....you is a fewwwwl chile....

  • Too Many Colors

    He still infantile. Lmaooooo ?

    I luh that word

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    I'm gonna look now(just for you) :)

  • Mz.Capricorn

    @Brenden. ?Pow?Pow?

  • Too Many Colors

    Imma send it to ya?

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ???

  • free

    i think chap just wanted to be caught to get some quiet time. they probably digging the tunnels for the next escape as we speak.

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    Oooooooh, so nastE? Now you wanna hit cuzz you know 2moro Imma hit? Yeen slick???

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    "Get The Gringo" with Mel Gibson!

  • Yoni

    Is THAT George Lopez?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    AND yew know it! :rofl:
    You need me ta "reassign"? *hollers*

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I already told you that jackpot is mine.

  • http://Copblock.org aDingoDrankMyBabies

    ????????@Sunny until you do right by me (and my jackpot) everything you even think about gone fail? Including your edge control gel?

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Lol

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    When I win, I'll get your anus for the front... I know that leakage in the back is unattractive to your potential suitors.

  • http://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

    LOL

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Lol lawdt

  • 88

    lmao

    I hope you enjoying the worms because they sure are enjoying you.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cL3O64gBEE

  • Traci404

    Donald Trump can take a deep breath!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    *jacked Folks done lost their minds

    An ISIS fighter has executed his own mother before a public audience, an expat Syrian rights group said.

    The 20-year-old killed his mother in the Syrian city of Raqqa, ISIS' de
    facto capital, as hundreds looked on near the post office where she
    worked, said the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights.

    ISIS had accused her of apostasy after her son turned her in, the activists said. She allegedly had been "inciting her son to leave the Islamic State." She wanted to escape with him and told him "that the coalition will kill all members of the organization."

    The observatory reported that the victim was in her 40s. The activist group
    Raqqa is Being Slaughtered Silently reported that she was 35.

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Cool. I'm going to see if I can find it somewhere online to watch. Thanks!

  • free

    they off the chain!

  • Milani

    Evil!!

  • I want to be free

    Damn. Now that is a devil. As many times as I wanted to kill my mama I would NEVER do it.

  • AnonymousRose

    the book of revelation, mothers against daughter, fathers against son.........................it's going to happen

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    *jacked ALOT of folks are gonna go down together WATCH :yes:

    Chicago (CNN)At least three witnesses to the Laquan McDonald police killing were questioned for hours, threatened by officers and ordered to change their accounts to match the official Chicago police version of the shooting, the attorneys for the teen's estate say.

    The allegations are contained in more than 3,000 pages of recently released documents related to the case. The attorneys also allege that police officers up the chain of command fabricated witness accounts to support the way officers at the scene described the October 20, 2014, shooting as justified.

    "It's not just the officers on the street," attorney Jeffrey Neslund told
    CNN. "It's a lieutenant, a sergeant and detectives -- and the lengths
    they went to justify what simply was not true."

    CNN contacted Neslund and Michael Robbins after the city released the
    documents to the news media in response to multiple Freedom of
    Information Act requests.

    Asked if they stood by the accusations they made in letters to the city's corporation counsel last March, Robbins said, "Absolutely."

  • nucynu25

    Lmao ....

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Ok, let me know once you watch it!

  • Just Keya

    smdh. I hope they have protection. These cops are out of control.

  • Just Keya

    FYI: I don't care if that man from yesterday was helping that girl take care of the kids, that is NO EXCUSE as to why he can't stay out of jail and why she should spend 21 million on bail. Did he spend 21 million on the kids? Hell no. Thanks. (from my comments from YESTERDAY)

  • KayCeiSoul

    Surely is.

  • nucynu25

    Who the hell thinks she should be bailing his bum ass out of jail ? They need to be smacked too.

  • Just Keya

    Someone in my comments. Said that they guess all the time he helped her with the kids don't count. And how do I know it was not his ticket that he could not turn in. -_-

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    He got a login too huh? Daqueese lets everybody in.

  • nucynu25

    Girlll, the stupidity .

  • Just Keya

    That or his sister. It looks like a woman.

  • Just Keya

    All the "help" he was giving with zero job and selling drugs right? Oh ok. She was working TWO jobs. How much help could he have been?!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    To EYESIS HAIL to these folks up in our comments 20 yrs later yo! :lol:

    That cat ain't worth $20 as far as I'm concerned now. AND ION care if she spends ALL her money on him. Nope sure don't!

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Bren does too but just depends on how clockable shim is that day.

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    I lowkey hope she does go broke behind that cat. Yeah, I said it! If her dumb azz is that slow to give away all her money behind his criminal azz then she's too stupid to manage that kind of money regardless.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Nakeya, go to cnn and read the whole article, it won't let me copy it without copy the side wording. Yeen gonna believe all of it :no:

  • nucynu25

    I was just telling one of my coworkers abt this . A customer came in talking bout she work 3 jobs & her bf only wants them with a luxury vechile . I wanted to tell her bish you would be lucky if u could get a bike financed , Secondly this cat proberally don't even know how to spell luxury . And most importantly if he so much of a man why u working THREE jobs ? I be damn ed I'll struggle by myself .

  • Just Keya

    I'm going now.

  • iWasteTime

    that chile is nice cause not even my husband getting 21 million in bail .... MILLION!! MILLLION

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    6'6 got ah login now?!?!? :crying1:

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    THIS!!!

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I wanted to tell her bish you would be lucky if u could get a bike financed

    -------------------------------------

    Why tho?!?!?!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Right! FOH to anybody doing dumb shatt on my dime LOL

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Agreed! *bams desk*

  • Just Keya

    THIS!!! There is no way in this life I am working 3 jobs so he can have a luxury vehicle. NOPE. Live within your means!!!! SO what exactly does he do?

  • Just Keya

    OMGGGGGGGGGG *dies and gets up and dies again*

  • Just Keya

    and I had to bail you out more than once? All because you can't follow the courts directions? FOH. Any real man would not want you to throw the money away like that when you have other mouths to feed and you want the money to last your lifetime and the kids lifetime.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    They are intentionally setting exorbitant bail amounts for that man because they know she has it and she'll pay it. His crimes are not so serious that his bail has any reason to be that high. That being said I wish the fugg any man would say that shyt like I owe them. She was working two damn jobs to support those kids, he was not looking out for and supporting her if she had to work TWO jobs.

  • nucynu25

    I still don't know . When I asked if he was going on the loan he said ," Nah, she doing this by her self." Tuah, obviously tell me something I don't know . You won't even Co-sign but u want luxury.

  • MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

    The Force Awakens at the iPic. So now I have to revise my food selections AGAIN ?

  • JerseyMom

    He is chillin. Next!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    :newpost: Boob buying Cardcracker arrested

  • Just Keya

    Well apparently people thinks that she owes him. How I don't know. But I'm sorry. It could not be me. At all. And for him to feel like it's ok for her to do so is out of pocket.

  • Just Keya

    That ass would be in a used car. Luxury my ass. smdh.

  • nucynu25

    Key word : REAL man , Ole boy a real nicca

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    He wouldn't be in No Car. FOH. My name on loan is my car. Riding around looking stupid. Luxury cars have luxury costs including repairs, taxes, insurance.

  • Just Keya

    I just want to know, if she works 3 jobs, how many jobs does he work? Or does he:
    -sell drugs (if so he aint doing it right if you are working 3 jobs)
    -Play xbox all day
    -Nothing but hang out all his life.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    It don't even matter. If I got a boo and I got to work 3 jobs to survive... fawk a boo hoo hoo. Forget a companion I obviously need to focus on getting money.

  • Saharabutnotdry

    It doesn't mean anything , if they send anything else in Arabic , let me translate ?

  • Just Keya

    THIS! All of it

  • Just Keya

    #PoorPussyManagement

  • Saharabutnotdry

    She wasn't gang friendly , they off'd her real quick

  • AG

    This is straight out of a cartoon. He might as well be breaking out of ACME jail

  • Mz.Capricorn

    @Keya. I said yesterday me personally would have gave his ass $100,000 for helping me before i won, then buy mama a house & car, put a few coins in her bank account. Then me & my kids woulda hauled ass to Hawaii & communicate with mama & em by Trac phone only. #Problemsolved.

  • Just Keya

    Right! I'm with you.

  • Meme81

    If the man can dig a tunnel and escape on an electric moped underground, I'm thinkin' he'll be able to escape wherever they put him. Plus he has so much money that he can probably bribe or intimidate anyone.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    No woman with a vagina should have to work that hard.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    I don't even gamble but got my fam putting in money. If we lose I'll pay them back what I said I was putting in. When we win, it won't matter. I'M RICH BISH *drives off in silver caddy*

  • Auditor

    Lol kids either...

  • VV

    He's already plotting....

  • VV

    I've been getting crap like this to but I hit the block button with the quickness.

  • TheWildChild

    ? it's probably not even him. He's somewhere??? his ass off at the decoy. I'm sure he'll raise more scrilla to escape again. Remember, this is a man with a plan.

  • Myopinion4u

    Trumps's wig piece now feels secure on his head.

  • Alicia.Ashe

    Love her ?

  • KB

    His son was posting pictures on social media....well damn. Uh yeah, they quite obviously didn't care. LOL!

  • KB

    "Wake up dead" LMAO!!! ?

  • nucynu25

    Okayyy!

  • ???

    Chittt..try a metro pass.

  • Tracy Taylor

    ?????? he does look crazy as hell though

  • Milf80

    ????????

  • kekeb

    But the reason he got caught tho. Like fr dude. You shoulda chilled on that biopic and you'd still be free.

  • kekeb

    The news said he'll be extradited to the US. He ain't escaping from no US Prison

  • kekeb

    Nah, the news said they bringing him to the US. He ain't escaping a US Prison. I wonder how Donald Trump feels about that. . .

  • kekeb

    llh! I'm done!

  • kekeb

    Lmao! U silly

  • kekeb

    SO TRUE

  • kekeb

    Exactly. More than likely He would have had them killed anyway of they didn't. Surprised he didn't have them killed when the tunnel was done

  • Yoni

    By all means. I'll refer them directly to YOU!

  • Yoni

    Star Wars?

  • Sleepy One

    That is exactly what he said, just because you captured me won't stop ppl from selling or doing drugs.

  • Sleepy One

    He was supposed to help her and the kids, one of said kids is his. He don't get pats on his back for what he's supposed to do. Ugh men this day and age can be so weak!