Celebrity Seed: Snoop Dogg

Cute baby

Cutie pie …..

Cute baby! The pic of Shante, Cori and Zion is adorable, too!

Adorable baby! Unfortunate pedigree.

Whale whhhale WHHALE..i finally am here for an open post..

Saw it a couple of weeks ago. Let me go find it…

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By Erin Silver

My heart was galloping inside my chest. It made
sense, considering what I was about to do. Any minute now, she would
walk through the doors, and I would finally come face-to-face with the
woman who had trotted off into the sunset with my husband, making me a single mother to my two little boys.

Two years earlier, I’d learned about her existence in a private investigator’s report. I remember staring at her black-and-white image, too shell-shocked to cry. She was photographed walking toward my husband’s hotel room door, overnight bag in hand, a pillow tucked under her arm.

“Don’t you know that hotels have pillows?” I’d wanted to shout, but it was pointless. I had to swallow my pride and move on.

My husband didn’t make it easy. A few days after I’d seen the report, he confessed to his year-long affair and asked me to give our marriage another try. “I made a mistake,” he said. “I’ll come home earlier from now on, we’ll have dinner together, we can be a family.”

My gut told me this was all wrong; that if he really loved me, he would never have had an affair in the first place. I felt beaten and betrayed, unloved and unloveable, but I knew I deserved better. Divorce was our only option.

After Everything Changed

I spent the next two years moving through a variety of stages — grief, despair, anger and sadness. But I was determined to get stronger, to turn my life around. My boys were only two and three at the time of my separation; if they were going to have a chance of being spared the ill-effects of divorce, they needed a happy mom. I began seeing a therapist, exercising, and wearing better clothes. I traveled with my boys, figured out my finances, found a lawyer, dated, and then I met someone whom I knew would never lie to me or treat me poorly.

By now, my ex and his mistress-turned-girlfriend were living together, and my kids were spending time with her. She bought them toys and clothes; she vacationed with them. They came home with stories of how she said “booger” with an “ooo” sound instead of the softer “uh.” I responded, “That’s so funny!”

But inside I hated her. I hated her for laying eyes on my husband in the first place; for not giving a shit if he was married with kids; for keeping him out until 6 a.m. while I was home, helpless and hysterical; for making me a single mother; for changing the course of my children’s lives and breaking our family unit.

I was left to wonder: Was she thinner than me? Prettier? What did she have or know or do that I didn’t? I’d avoided meeting her for a million reasons. How would it feel when I looked her in the eye? Was I strong enough to shake her hand? Would I scream at her? Slap her? Thank her for taking a cheating husband off my hands?

All I knew was that somehow I needed closure. Then one day, I was in a 40-day personal growth course at my yoga studio, which was like a big group therapy session. When everybody went around and state what we hoped to accomplish during the course (lose weight, accept themselves, be kinder to a spouse, etc.), I knew what I had to say. I’d put it off, but the time had come. To truly move forward in my life, to shake off my past like a dog shakes the rain, I needed to meet the woman at the center of it all.

Everyone clapped for me when I was done sharing and I felt like the biggest loser, but after that I had no choice. They were holding me accountable. I had to meet her, and it was truly the hardest thing I’d ever done in my life.

The Big Showdown

Yet now, as I waited for her at Starbucks, my heart hammering in my chest, I was scared. She was older than me, yes, but she didn’t have kids, which meant her boobs probably didn’t sag, even without a bra. Her stomach was probably flat and unscarred, unlike mine. After two C-sections, the jagged line from one hip bone to the other had faded, but not disappeared. I bet she liked to wear high heels even during the day. I looked down at my running shoes, and my thoughts swirled out of control. I was transported to the times my ex-husband disappeared on weeklong work trips or business dinners every other night of the week. The feelings I’d tried so hard to overcome surged back, feelings of being unwanted, unloved, and unloveable.

I wiped the palms of my hands along the sides
of my workout pants. Up and down. Up and down. “Breathe, Erin.
Breathe,” I coached myself. “In and out. In and out. It’s all you need
to do.”

I heard the blood pulsing. Felt the thumping of my heart. I pushed my tongue up hard against the roof of my mouth, a trick I learned recently in an assertiveness-training course. I pushed harder until my throat hurt.

“I got this,” I told myself. “Scared is good. It’s ok. It’s ok. It’s ok. It’s ok.”
I opened the plastic lid of my chai tea and inhaled the sweet and spicy aroma of cinnamon and cardamom. I could feel my heart rate start to steady. When I looked up, she was standing a table length away. I knew instinctively it was her. I looked directly into her green eyes, stuck out my hand and smiled. In an instant, I’d taken in all the details: her full smile, shiny dark hair, and perfect white-manicured nails. She was wearing a toque, plaid shirt and skinny jeans tucked into motorcycle boots. After a tumultuous two years of exhausting divorce negotiations and mounting lawyer bills, countless therapy sessions, and the pressures of having to forge a new life as a dating-working-single mother to two boys, I was face-to-face with my arch nemesis.

That’s when I surprised myself.

“Thank you for taking such good care of my kids when they are with their dad,” I told her warmly. “I know my boys can be a handful, and I’m happy you’re there to help.”

These words flowed from my mouth unexpectedly, and I realized I’d meant them. Wouldn’t it be better to have four eyes watching my kids instead of two, four hands to keep my boys safe? I had built her up in my mind. I blamed her for clawing away at my self-worth, but what did I have to gain by being angry or continuing to point fingers? I wanted to let it go. To wash my anger off my skin.

I realized in that instant that they were a better fit for each other, too. My boyfriend and I revolve around our families and our kids; we love dinners at home and spending weekends and vacations together. My ex and his girlfriend enjoy fancy vacations and expensive clothes. We just have different lifestyles and priorities. I decided to forgive her and finally be at peace with myself. The hatred burst into nothingness, just like a balloon. I had at last come to terms with my divorce.

The next day, I drove to the department of motor vehicles, filled out the name change forms, and waited for my number to be called. My hands fumbled the pen, and they shook as I signed my original signature for the first time in 10 years. Then I took my wedding bands — two beautiful diamond eternity bands — to a jeweler and traded them in for a pair of diamond earrings without thinking twice.

Since that day in Starbucks, I’ve chosen to befriend her in a way. I always include her at my children’s birthday parties; I’ve invited her into my house, and I’ve been to hers. We are friendly when we chat — we talk about Lululemon, the kids, working out, and so on. She helped my boys pick out an engraved Tiffany’s necklace for me Valentine’s Day last year, and she helped my youngest son make me a painting. This past summer, I got my boys a puppy, but when the responsibility became too much, we gave it to her parents, complete withall his toys, food and vaccinations. She makes sure my kids still get to see their beloved dog.

We are not a big, happy family, and we certainly don’t double date. We came together by odd and unfortunate circumstances. But now, I realize, at least, that we are all on the same team.

Awww I didn’t know Snoop and Shante estranged. I cannot even imagine the shyte she had to put up with though. Damn.

Here you go! Beautiful family.Cori has grown into a beautiful young woman.

Cute baby. His son needs to care about how his hair looks…

Yes which made me side eye the odd looking woman Corde’ chose to have a child by. In my opinion she is not an attractive lady.

Well, she makes pretty babies!

I like this whole story… I try to be nice to the bad habit’s bm…. she tried me and I almost went to jail but… the kids are happy and we working on this co-parenting stuff

sometimes the ugly ones do lololol rofl

I did not know either…I feel badly for her…she been super loyal to him.

You say, you were almost a Judge Judy case waiting to happen?? LOL!!!!

ion think she was being childish cuz basically daddy name cordell, im purtee sure she just wanted to tie it into the name.. I like Shante too, if for nothing else she get credit for time served

hold up. A break baby? Anyone have pictures of this other son I never knew about?

Lawd that’s a lot to read shat !

DA HEYUL!!! Im choking!! CTHU

OPEN DISCUSSION QUESTION
My homegirl the same one who admitted to me her man doesn’t like to terch her kitty cat cus he doesn’t like the way puzzywet feel… told me a story that was suppose to make me laugh but I was like EEEW.. She said Her and her guy went to see her auntie over the weekend. Her auntie step out for a minute and one thing led to another her and her guy ended up having sex in the family room. She said she hurried up and got dress and sprayed the room so it wouldn’t smell like sex in there…Here is my odd question.. Ive never had funky sex.. I know Im not nose blind. But is funky sex a result of a smelly cooch? My puzz is like what Plies say “Smell like Water” I have had sex cleaned up left my guy in the bed went and made breakfast came back and the room didnt smell like burnt cooch.. Has anyone else had that happen to them? Dont be shy tell me lol

I’ve always wondered the same. Sex doesn’t have a smell to me…maybe I’m nose blind or something.

My homegirl the same one who admitted to me her man doesn’t like to terch her kitty cat cus he doesn’t like the way puzzywet feel
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Yeah I stopped right here. He is gay. WHAT STRAIGHT MAN SAYS THIS?! The fugg?

Nope … but I wonder the same question cause growing up I would hear all the Budussy jokes and just didn’t get it.

Handsome? Where?!

Chile I remember that ….. Hotmess lmao

Lol , well I take that back at least he not twirling around LA like EJ fruity ass

Exactly this is new to me …. not shocked though

I loved the story and actually related to some of it!

I have this gif…never had a chance to use it…its funny as hell!!!?????

Exactly.. I have never had funky sex.. Ive had a guy who sweated alot.. but sweat smell and rotten puzz is different.. cuz Im thinking the only way it could smell is from the friction of him dippin in your stinky juice and exposing that to the air..

Back in my “free” days, I was about to get down with a dude I’d been dating for a few months. Beforehand, we hadn’t done anything but kissed and heavy petting. I finally decided to take him for a ride, and when he pulled down his pants. BAAAAAY-EEEE-BAAAAAY. It smelled like musk. I was so confused, because he was always smelling straight out the shower and cologne fresh. I just put my clothes back on and sat on the couch in my livingroom. I imagine that if we had sex, the room would’ve smelled of lust.

We had this discussion she said he eats her rarely.. Listen I say dump him too..but she in love they have kids! lol

The room smells if both parties are musty.

Listening to a co-worker rant “beyonce is petty for releasing her song with coldplay a day after rih album leaked”
Edit: it was released three hours ago.

Thought the post was gone be about that vidjeo that just dropped!

Tell her to shut it up!

Oh so it can be a man funky peen mixed with your juice that can make it funky… see I always give head so If your dingle is funky You wont get head no puzz..

Sounds to me like he washes his top, but not his azz!!! Lol

That would be 88. And as we can all see up top, that did not happen. But then again, we knew that was a bunch of foolishness anyway.

I think the national enquirer had pics one time.

Clearly, this is an example of there is someone for everybody. Obviously, she is okay with it. She got kids with him so whatever he’s doing must work for her. Like this one dude on Atlanta Plastic went in to get his dyck enlarged. He said it was like 2 inches HARD. But he had been married and had 2 kids.

???????????? sure ok. whatever floats her boat.

Speaking of poor breeding….

Lol

What video?

Whet

I had a homegirl who when she would spend the night over my house, come out the shower back dry and still ashy..I would look and think.. you didn’t turn and let the water at least hit yo back n azz.. girl..

i just threw up a lil..

Youngin probably wants to look rough.
smh

Folks is dumb as hell …..

exactly!

Please tell me this is a joke! Lol… Jesus take the wheel…

He’s a grand-PAW!
Have yall ever seen the video when he was on Martha Stewart’s show making mashed potatoes. He was so high and hood. I was weak!

She’s really a sweet girl. I’m just ignoring her now.

A choreographed eff you! LOL!!!!

Girl pucci smell like pucci…plies is stoopid and i cant believe u asked question

Your house must stay lit!

OAN (since this is an open post) why that kid that popped up on the left side look like a young Magic Johnson though?

I never smelt my own & sometimes you are accustomed yo your scent but I also hve walked in the room & knew wen somebody had just fuked . It doesn’t necessarily hve to br a nasty smell or an oder bit like u said just diff body scents

Bout as bad as this chick getting her hair done in the shop ….. now my stylist doing her hair … she going in on Beyonce …. I sitting there looking like (bish stfu) long story short … she had the nerve to ask my hairstylist to dye her the color like Beyonce …. smfh …. some folks just ugh

I was so mad & the worst part is my brother was a co owner of a barbershop

That’s true. At a point what else can you do.

Oh somebody was frfr? LMAO

Yup

Lord have mercy

The heck is a popper? (real question) My house smells like the glade plug ins I get from Walmart.

It was actually in a tabloid paperback in the day. I think the national enquirer

Now I know who you talking about when you said Bacon … chile

Girl she a grown azz woman! the back of her neck look like a cast iron skillet How do you not get your whole body wet in the shower? Im floored..

The nerve. My summer child here pays top dollar for all Rih styles (except the red wig) but knows all beyonce dance routines. I can’t quite figure her out.

Hmm interesting name for the baby Zion… Looks more like a Hector or Jesus…

Strong Strong

Nope.. very true. We are cool friends and we stay far apart from each other so sometimes when we go out we stay over each others house cuz its too far to drive back home after drankin.. and yes she would come out the shower each time with a drying towel on back looking like it had an invisible shield up..

Sandra did a medical minute about folks with darkened necks. I can’t remember if it was pre diabetes or hypertension

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McDonald’s is under fire from
customers accusing the burger chain of serving mozzarella sticks that
are missing a key ingredient: cheese.

Customers are posting pictures of hollowed-out
mozzarella sticks online and accusing the burger chain of serving them
“fried air.”

McDonald’s launched mozzarella sticks nationwide this
month as part of a new “McPick 2” promotion, which allows customers to
pick two of the following for $2: a McDouble, a McChicken, small fries,
and mozzarella sticks.

The mozzarella sticks are also available on their own, costing $1 for three sticks.

But photos posted online seem to show that for many
customers, all three of the mozzarella sticks in their orders were
missing a cheese filling.

When we tried some mozzarella sticks in November, all three sticks in our order contained cheese.

McDonald’s did not immediately respond for comment.

I sure was not gonna bother but since you did I’ll wait right here with this cake… *has a seat*

Im thinking maybe its a Ph balance thing… I have no clue and don’t be sniffing round her like that so lol

it looks like that beautiful baby in the photo.

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FORT LAUDERDALE,
Fla. (AP) — A paralyzed young black man winced in pain Thursday as his
brother removed his suit jacket and shirt to show a federal jury bullet
wound scars from being shot by a sheriff’s deputy who had stopped him
for riding his bicycle into traffic.

Dontrell Stephens, 22, told the six women and two men
hearing his case that he had his hands over his head and was unarmed
when Palm Beach County Deputy Adams Lin began shooting in September
2013. He pointed at a scar on the inside of his right elbow, the bullet
still lodged on the outside of the elbow.

His attorney, Jack Scarola, said outside court that
the wound and the bullet’s position bolster Stephens’ testimony that his
arms were in the air and contradicts Lin’s statements that Stephens had
dropped his arms and was reaching into his back waistband when the
officer began firing. If his arms were down, Scarola said, Stephens
could not have been hit on the inside of the elbow.

Stephens is suing Lin and the Palm Beach Sheriff’s
Office, alleging his civil rights were violated. He is seeking in excess
of $5 million to cover medical treatment and future care.

The case is one of several across the country that
have sparked debate about the shooting of unarmed black males by law
enforcement officers. Federal Magistrate Judge Barry S. Seltzer has
instructed the jury that they are only to consider the specific
circumstances of Stephens’ shooting and no other.

Scarola said Thursday was the first time Stephens and Lin had seen each other since the shooting.

Lin, an Asian-American, has been cleared of criminal
wrongdoing by sheriff’s investigators and local prosecutors and has
since been promoted to sergeant. He has said that after reaching for his
waistband, Stephens lurched forward with a dark object in his left hand
that he thought was a gun.

With Stephens sitting in his wheelchair in the
courthouse hallway before he testified, Lin looked away as he walked
past. At one point, one of Stephens’ relatives turned his wheelchair so
he wouldn’t be facing down the hallway toward where Lin was standing.

Stephens told the jury in a calm, clear voice that he
rode to a convenience on Sept. 13, 2013, and noticed Lin’s patrol car
parked nearby as he pedaled away.

He said that while riding, he got a cellphone call
from a friend and talked with the phone in his right hand until he heard
a short siren burst behind him as he turned into a parking lot. He
looked over his left shoulder as Lin turned on his blue lights, which is
confirmed by video from Lin’s dashboard camera.

He rode a few more feet, jumped off his bike
and then walked between two parked cars toward where Lin had moved — out
of the dash cam’s range.

“I asked the officer what I was being stopped
for,” Stephens said. He said Lin did not reply but had a 9 mm handgun
pointed at him. Stephens indicated that they were about 6 feet apart
facing each other.

“I felt terrified, scared for my life,” Stephens said.
“He told me to put my hands up. As soon as I put my hands up, he started shooting,” Stephens said.

The video shows Stephens turning as he comes
back into the dash cam’s view and then falling to the ground, his
cellphone still in his right hand. Lin stands over him with his gun
drawn and orders Stephens to roll from his back to his stomach. Stephens
testified that he couldn’t move.

Stephens said his last memory of that day was
being in the back of the ambulance. He awoke several days later in the
hospital, staring into a bright light.

He said he is living with his three brothers
in a small apartment. He has undergone rehabilitation but has no control
of his bladder or bowels.

“It’s pretty bad to have pain at night and
day. I try my best myself to handle it, but when it’s real bad, I cry,”
Stephens said. “…There’s no other way I can handle it.”

Stephens is expected to be cross-examined by Lin’s attorneys Friday.

I think hers is strickly Hypernowash…

I wouldn’t expect you to sniff around anything that smells like death and dismemberment. C’mon, now! Lol.

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You talking about “badussy”.

That’s different from smelling like water. Once you bump uglies, that’s another story. #crosscontamination

Your timing though…

SO…it’s something you inhale so your sex will smell good? Or am I understanding this wrong? And do you use this so it won’t smell like ..well booty?

But she left him though… I figured if he lost some of that stomach he would have gained at least 2 more inches.

He should’ve kept his shoes on #jakesteed

I think it’s a difference between & odor & smelling like pussy . Best believe wen yo man sniff that cat it has a certain smell . It doesn’t mean it has to be sour or bad but I guarantee he knows the diff between sniffing your cat or sniffing yo thigh .

I’d like to see the files they’re not releasing to the public.

Sad

Well im sure we all know this so the discussion is moot…if its fishy youve got BV if its musty you need to freshen up u cant be serious u ne throwing up some wacky questions who wants to font about funky sex yo

How thee fugg nobody says NEW POST?!

Got me searching for news stories and shatt

LMAO! I love corrupting innocence.

You sniff it to heighten your sexual experience, but it’s been known to pose serious health risks. Therefore, I wouldn’t recommend that anyone use it.

Am in mod , sorry plies is not a cat expert . Lol , I guarantee yo man knows the diff between smelling your cat & smelling your thigh bc it’s a certain smell . That doesn’t mean it’s a bad smell

He is adorable!!!

I was going to say this.

Speaking of breeding you’re a Mongrel Neanderthal hybrid. With schizophrenia that enjoys watching old white men in bath houses.

The baby is adorable

Fudge is packed in factories, not houses, sweetie.

ROFL SunRise..listen..its what came up and out my fingers I cant help what they type LOL!!

ROFL I gotcha..But is to the point where it fills the room? IJA lol

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Fudge-packer 

1.A term for a homosexual male alluding to the supposed tendancy of fecal matter to become compacted during male on male anal sex. Often it is considered a derogotory term applied to a homosexual male. Also called a donut-puncher, cork-soaker, coke-sacker, sock-tucker.

You heard what Jamie Foxx said in Players Club.
http://bit.ly/20yvbkq

That bad, huh? Well, let’s hope another democrat gets elected president.

According to his and her Instagram they don’t seem that astranged to me

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I’m over here cracking up at these damn gifs LMAO!!

No

~exhales (Loretta Divine) Gloria style in Waiting to Exhale~

Isn’t he scrumptious?!.

Vision of loveliness.

I could use a cool drink.

Inhaling aerosol, gas, paint, etc., fumes. Sometimes used with papers bags to capture the high. If you see people that have paint on their faces around their mouths or noses…

Cheap high.

~Sighs~

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When I say I have a siphon to drink from that glass… Whenever he is ready! Lol

Exactly

Cute!

I can’t take another “break baby”

That’s sad for. A woman to. Be down for this

I had a guy juices smell at firate I thought it was me but nah he stink

Grand-baby

Only handsome one is the baby. The other two look like dogs. Beagles in particular.

My boyfriend who is very handsome, has a son that looks like a lizard because his ex wife looks like a lizard.

P—y doesn’t have a face….

Wait, I didn’t know Snoop had a break baby. His poor wife put up with entirely too much throughout the years.

Why does Corrie look like he has had a hard life?

So who’s Corde father?

LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!