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If you hang around the NFL Combines long enough you’re liable to see just about anything. Including a football player’s genitals falling out of his shorts during the 40-yard dash.

Mississippi State defensive lineman Chris Jones has a great career ahead of him from what I can see of his speed and agility during the 40-yard dash.

Unfortunately, Jones stumbled at the end of his run when his shorts ripped and his sizable junk flopped out in full view of the strategically placed NFL cameras. And that’s all the NFL scouts are likely to remember.

“Oops,” said NFL analyst Rich Eisen, “these guys fall down hard and long.”

These are hard times for everyone. So please don’t click play on the video if you are at work. Unless you’re like Melissa Harris-Perry and just don’t care about your job.

The post will still be here when you go on break or go home.



  • Use_Coasters_aka_Sol_88

    Welp……Nothing for him to be embarrassed about LOL

    No seriously, get up & try again my brother you got it!

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    I won’t be looking because it will bring on a flash smh lol

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    That thing looked like he delivered a baby on the track. ? ???

  • Vonn

    Whale, whale, whale.

  • Renee26

    He skinned those ballz!!! LMAO…all ballz no meat What a waste!

  • Yoni

    :ghost:

  • DivineMsM

    whoooo, lawdyy, i was waiting for this post right ‘chere! Afternoon, everyone!

  • Vonn

    I can help him get that baby to sleep.

  • Use_Coasters_aka_Sol_88

    ??? That’s why he chuckled!
    He knew he had nothing to worry about

  • Mel

    Trust me I clicked it while I’m at work but from my phone cus I’m a perv and I don’t want to wait till later

  • iWasteTime

    I saw it yesterday and rolled !! !

  • Yoni

    0:30 and 0:32 sec. :tea:

  • iWasteTime

    lol

  • therealashland

    Lol at the guy saying hard and long at the end,..

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Im bline? so I had to watch 4 times then tilt my head then pause at the mark *shame face*

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    ???????

  • Carrington

    Heeeeey. Hi y’all been durin’?

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Shooting in SE Raleigh of a black teen. Mother is claiming that son was unarmed and running away from police.

  • Yoni

    Hell, Sandy even put the stillshots up there for your viewing pleasure. He could use some Palmer’s Cocoa Butter. :tea:

  • Yoni

    It was a school shooting here a few hours ago. Not that I want it to, but what will it take to shake us to our core anymore?

  • ShelbyMoore

    His meat looking real heavy…ain’t nothing better than heavy man meat.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Idk but it all shakes me to the core.

  • Vonn

    With three legs he has an unfair advantage.

  • Yoni

    But we’re not SHOCKED (as much) anymore. Desensitized is what I call it. It has become an all too common occurence and THAT is sad.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    I know and I still didn’t see anything??. My eyes or mind always playing tricks on me lol.

  • Yoni

    :facepalm:

  • LeBrick James

    They should just run wearing regular shorts like the old days, instead of these tights.
    That’ll prevent embarrassing situations like this.

  • ShelbyMoore

    You know you like heavy man meat too…hahaha

  • Toni ToniToni

    Wow, his junk wanted to be released. Goodness gracious….

  • AnonymousRose

    true I just read stories and go on to the next one..SAD… but its like ok, that’s always happening now,

  • Toni ToniToni

    Right!!!!
    I’ve never seen that happen before.. Woo wee. He need something to be holding all that in place. I can’t imagine running and having all that just flopping around. Doesn’t it hurt? LOL

  • LeBrick James

    Doesnt hurt, but it can be a distraction… which is why a lot of those guys wear an athletic supporter.

  • Sincerity7

    Dang I wish I wasn’t at work right now cuz I shole wanna see the eggplant.

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    SMR: Unfortunately, Jones stumbled at the end of his run when his shorts ripped and his sizable junk flopped out in full view of the strategically placed NFL cameras

    Sandra is the only lesbian that comments on the size of a man’s junk.

    Come out of the closet already, Sandra.

    You are really straight.

  • ShelbyMoore

    Them yt girls gonna be in his DMs like….

  • LeBrick James

    Morning wood?
    More like morning stump.

    #justsaying

  • PettyEyezPrime

    The only way to fix himself was to fall. It was running right along with him. It wasn’t feeling them baby shorts. #giveusfree

  • PettyEyezPrime

    He might be a grower…

  • MookieFly

    Some thots are already booking airplane tickets and time off of work

  • PettyEyezPrime

    He out here #freeballin

  • Yoni

    Sure do! It can’t just be heavy, it has to be long and functional. There’s a difference.

  • AnonymousRose

    lol

  • Vonn

    Looking like a slinky.

  • Yoni

    Right!

  • LeBrick James

    I can imagine some of y’all slobbering all over your keyboards.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    DEAD ?It has a mind of its own

  • Yoni

    For what? He prolly won’t even make the cut. LOL

  • S. Williams

    done LOL

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    Lenny Kravitz had a similar wardrobe malfunction last year but uh he wasn’t working with the same size equipment.

  • Benita Renee’

    He’ll make it!

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    OMG!! I REMEMBER THE MAKING THE VIDEO FOR THIS ONE LMAO!!!

  • MookieFly

    Sizable dack. It’s what’s for dinner. Just the fact that he was at the Combine is enough

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Slinky’s are fun. His sNausage doesn’t look fun. What’s his IG? I want to see what the boppity thots are telling him.

  • LeBrick James

    She might have straight tendencies.
    I remember a mannish-looking stud lesbian once telling me she had a girlfriend she lived with, with but didnt mind getting some secret meat on the side every now and then. But she still considered herself gay though.

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    More like a show-er from my vantage point.

  • Rayne

    You’re right Sandy..sholl nuff got a big and bright future ahead of himself.

    Good GAWD!!

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    HE GOTTA BABY LEG VONN?

  • Yoni

    I’m rooting for him.

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Hey there! How are you and Joey? We met one of your friends/former co-workers here over the weekend. Nice gal.

  • ShelbyMoore

    Baby leg? He looks like he’s smuggling an entire new born baby.

  • Use_Coasters_aka_Sol_88

    Aksjbfhdjdjfnfn! #BYE

  • ShelbyMoore

    Balls looking weighty too….Chile!

  • puppylove

    Why you come in on THIS post?

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    ***

  • Paige

    I didn’t see it either!!

  • mela.reign77

    The adult me is saying noooooo don’t click the link you know you’re at work girl. But the 16 year old in me is saying so what, do it, I bet you won’t. Lmbo! The adult me kicked back in and thought about how much I enjoy going home flicking the light switch and having a warm house to come home to so I guess I’ll wait until I get home.. 🙁 Lmbo

  • ShelbyMoore

    I wonder if he knows how to work that thang or if he’s just one of the blessed dudes who doesn’t know what to do with a cat.

  • ShelbyMoore

    About 30 seconds in…he lifts himself a bit then you can see the monster…rearing it’s big head and balls.

  • Yoni

    And the “ain’t shit in me” is saying, girl just look at the still shots that Sandy posted and getcho life. Because there isn’t much to see anyway. I mean it’s there, but it ain’t there.

  • LeBrick James

    yeah.
    he’ll be one of the more popular dudes in the club.

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    I tend to attract and be attracted to bisexual and married men and it’s mostly a curse.

  • LeBrick James

    After 9/11 and all these school shootings and mass shootings, I think we’ve all just gotten a little desensitized to killings now.
    Its like you kind of expect some kind of random killings at least once or twice a month.

  • puppylove

    Wven if he didn’t i would still get mine.

  • Tammie Reed

    Lawd and the announcers act like nothing happened lmao! I’m surprised they have not deleted this off of youtube yet!

  • Tammie Reed

    lol

  • Jennifer Jones

    PROBABLY LIKE THE REST OF THEM LLH WASTEEEEEEEEE LOL

  • Carrington

    Because when I came to the site – it was the last post. Why NOT?…

  • Renee26

    Thanks because all I saw were ballz

  • puppylove

    So, Sandra you wanna give it a try?

  • puppylove

    So what would you do?

  • mssangel

    He said “my d?k came out” ???

  • ShelbyMoore

    Them balls came tumbling out like when you first hit the rack when playing pool.

  • puppylove

    Lucky you.

  • Locapoca
  • It’s Taurus Season

    I like the glitter tongue. *hangs my nassy head*

  • T3

    He slipped that thang in SO QUICK! Looks like he has experience putting it up quickly. Perhaps he’s into risky quickies lol

  • puppylove

    They made them with white men in mind. Never considered these big black linebackers.

  • Carmen Jones

    Touchdown!!!! ??

  • Canary Red™

    NADA thang…whew wee!

  • Canary Red™

    Over here fanning right now…lol!

  • LuvMyBrownSkin?

    ROTFLMAO!!!

  • mela.reign77

    LMBO!!! I’m not messing with you today Yoni. Lmbo!!!

  • Go Head With That

    Dack in the dirt

  • JerseyMom

    Safe

  • Toni ToniToni

    LOL, YASS> I watched him and had a quick flashback.. Lawd….
    I miss him… 🙂

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Lol

  • Pedro

    He can totally Get it with that anaconda yumm

  • SehkmetGoddess

    That thing … I’d love to see it.. Rock. Solid.

    Ok bye :kona:

  • Thatgirljd

    oh my…

  • imright

    big thick nigga!! ???? me like!!! #MorningWood

  • Renee26

    HAHAHAHA

  • Empress

    I need a close up all I saw was ballz, super ballz!!

  • Vonn

    They are saying I’m single & posing thottasticly.

  • Vonn

    Looks like it. Wonder how much it grows….

  • Vonn

    He is young enough to be molded if he does know. Unless he is just one of those can’t get rights. Lol

  • Dee

    He tripped over that third leg, I hope he didn’t get brush burns on it.

  • God’s child to the end

    Please tell me he has on the largest jock strap offered and it was still too small! Wooo!!!

  • Brownie

    That mess looks like a restraining order ? smh My wonderful uterus! smh

  • Dee

    Becky and gold diggers will be lined up to teach him.

  • Vonn

    We all are.

  • barbeez

    They fall down HARD and LONG!!!. No he didn’t!

  • barbeez

    stop it. lmao

  • Vonn

    Once it burst free it threw his balance of. If he didn’t have someone around to kiss it better…he does now!

  • Vonn

    If he doesn’t make it he can be a pole vaulter. He can drop that anchor & propel himself into the next county.

  • ChocolateBeauty

    It’s crazy how thirsty females can be and desperate as well lol it’s not that serious

  • Dakota H

    These dudes know what they be doing when they wear them little ass shorts!

  • Dee

    LOL!!!

  • Queen B

    Omg that thang look big and juicy ? Not my type…but i’d sit on it!!

  • LipstickANDlace

    ??????

  • SSSLOVELIVE

    Couldn’t wait to get home to see this

  • http://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

    When these guys fall, they fall hard and long.”

    ________________________

    LLS

  • Renee Bee

    ??

  • Renee Bee

    Bwahahaha!

  • Renee Bee

    Lol.

  • Branch Davidian

    I have heard of stepping on your dick at a job interview but that was a little extreme..

  • mocha brown

    Damnnnn he is packing!!???????…
    Yeah its been awhile…….. Atleast 3 days!

  • bemetoo

    thats some nice heavy meat

  • hoochie?

    Big ‘ol balls!

  • hoochie?

    All I saw was ??

  • hoochie?

    I’ll suck on those balls.

  • T3

    ?I ain’t fooling with you!

  • Goddess™

    I LOOVEE him!!! Yes, I do!??????
    Big, Thick, Chocolate ? ??????

  • Auditor

    Just gay lol

  • MafeeMafee

    Here you go

  • Blak

    I’m totally trippin over that damn third leg myself….DAYUMMMM!!!!!

  • blacklotus13

    Well damn… and damn. That’s all I can say. And I don’t even eat meat anymore… but damn

  • mela.reign77

    Okay so I finally saw the clip and it looks like big ole balls! Not the wang and them some big gigantic balls at that! Know wonder his arse was titling forward while running and stumbled them big ah horse balls weighing him down!!!!!!!!! Kmsl..

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Lol ??

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ~lightly touches my neck~

    Oh my…?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    I see what you did there.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Ok Tyra ?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    I was moving along the lines of a Mr. Potato Head.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Hatechu ?

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Lol

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ?so…it’s ashy? ~Goes back to check~

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Oh ?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Or interference…

  • Bam Bam Li

    “these guys fall down hard and long.”

    I died when he said that, he knew what he was doing ??

  • B.Loveitt

    I didn’t see it?

  • B.Loveitt

    Okay…

  • MsVet

    I thought they run with a jock strap? Don’t that hold in the package?

  • Vonn

    This was all your fault “LUCY”. His wang saw your name & was like…Freebush, where?? And he sprang into action.

  • sunni_daze

    Turf burn on balls gotts to be painful. At least he had enough to fall out.

  • Yoni

    :ghost: :facepalm: *faints*

  • WetPntees

    Thirst is VERY real I see… It’s JUST a dack…

  • flowerinthemoonlight

    Well damn…. ?

  • Benita Renee’

    They are killing his IG with egg plant emojis!!!

  • Sheyonce

    LOL I’ll have to look at this on my phone. Ya’ll have me curious lol.

  • Sheyonce

    LMAO

  • Xsjado

    Lol. ?

  • Vonn

    Make sure you pause the video when he starts to get up & you’ll see way more than balls. There is also a close up still shot floating around the twitterverse.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Yaaaaaas. You get it. You. Need. A. Loose. See. Free. Bush.?

    You send me swangang. Aww you send me swangaaan.
    ~Mint Condition~

  • Vonn

    I love Mint Condition. Stokely’s voice is amazing.

  • Sheyonce

    Lol his peen was coming out while he was running lol. That looked super painful. Is that what jock straps prevent?

  • tawnysdesire

    Haaaaay

  • ihatethesebitches

    Nice

  • kre

    I can admit that I’ve watched this multiple times

  • Queen B

    Im sorry my thirsty ass is back for the 2nd day to look again lol ???

  • just being me

    I love the combine .. all these hot men running in such tight outfits showing everything god has blessed them with and this guy really got the chance to show everybody and I enjoyed every second of it .. I cant wait till next year and I can have a combine viewing party !!