Open Post

Slim Goody!!!!

SR you must give us some more us his _______

ION even know what to call it… It’s not knowledge, not opinions, I guess his thoughts….

i did speed dating once.. it was the worst, never again.

aww, sorry they are stressing you that’s awful. what kind of work was it? i was thinking about getting a pt as a bar tender but then i was like: i’m clumsy. don’t know how to make crazy drinks. & i like my wknds lol.

oh yeah that definitely sounds really stressful. too much dealing with people.

#BlackLivesMatter??
#OmarSlimWhite?
#AintHeVivicasSon?
#OpenPost??
#OpenLegs???
#CottonPantiesReduceTheSpreadOfYeast??

RIP Maurice White, founder of Earth, Wind & Fire. He was 74.

What was bad about it?

Good idea in theory. However, I live in Atlanta, so it’s more like “speed tryna get dat a$$.”

So yall really wasn’t going to mention Toya & K beefing ?

Awww man we were just talking about EWF yesterday. R.I.P.

about what?

Two coo coo birds

RIP to the founder and original lead singer of The Elements, Maurice White.

lmao.. does he sit there making up words too?

Sorry to hear this. RIP indeed.

Oh lol. I wonder what’s the status of Toya’s marriage?

This is a horrible picture of Erica. This flyer looks like an 8th grade student made it in Desktop Publishing class…

WELL, for starters you only get like five to ten minutes so you can imagine that the conversations are horrible. you get the overtly blunt guy asking if you do anal… to the mundane questions like where’d you go to uni, what do you do for a living.. & i’m not really the type of female that likes to focus on that basic stuff.. and then this particular event was a lock & key one where the females got locks and they guys had to open them with a key so lots of purposeful ‘sly’ attempts to cop a feel [we had to wear them around our necks]

LOL dead.. said they coulda opened up photoshop and not microsoft paint huh lmbo

they are amazing live! i saw them when i was 9 with my parents. it was my first concert. all i remember is that they were suspended above the stage in the air with a piano. set the bar so high.

How you gon’ be shady AND in mourning? I can’t take you anywhere!!! Lol

I saw EWF perform on Jimmy Kimmel (?) with Chicago. Tore it DOWN! I know that show is going to be fire!

I love me some Stevie. I wish he would cut his dreads, but he is hanging on for dear life.

Why bae gotta smoke cancer sticks ???

Nooooooo

Refresh your screen to see the gif

Of the band? The other 3 are still alive and well. Verdine White is still shredding, Phillip Bailey has a little old-man bravado going on but can still hit that whistle register, and Ralph Johnson is still tearing up percussion and doing his martial arts thing.

6 dead bodies, five adults and 1 child, have been discovered in a south side, Gage Park Chicago home. Despite the the gruesome scene, police claim there’s no threat to the citizens in the area. ?.

Killing children is becoming commonplace.

Dead…one of my favorite episode of the Cosby show. Someone had the nerve to say to me how I still watch the Cosby show? I looked at em like….

I KNOW, I KNOW…JUST SAID WHAT WAS IN ALLLLLL OUR HEARTS ABOUT STEVIE, LOL…THOUGHT TO COMMENT TWICE, BUT WAS LIKE NAAAHHH (IN MY LISA VOICE FROM COMING TO AMERICA, LOL)!

lmfao, yes they were real live in this place smh. i didn’t know how to answer i was just caught off guard.. head turned like ..what. lmfao i’m pretty sure i was like: ‘you wanna anal me..???’ and then i guess he saw my reaction and moved on to something else weird shrug. he thought i was brazilian and apparently it’s big down there so.

lmao stop laughing, i carry the trauma with me. it’s crazy out here in 2016. ppl wanting to do all kind of cray cray mess, anal, bootyhole bleaching and whatnot. these dues done watching way too much porn.

The best bodybuilder of all time.

https://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=Wnc6V4JTWC4

yes phillip is the only one i can ever remember by name and face. oh, why did i think a bunch of the original members had died..

Meh. It’s hard to call without viewing the most important muscle??

EXACTLY…MY UNCLE’ S FAVORITE SAYING, “GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO HOLD EM & WHEN TO FOLD EM” (KENNY RODGERS VOICE WITH THE CARDS IN HAND @ THE CARD TABLE FOR GEICO, LOL)!

I was sitting here like… who are ‘The Elements’? That sounds like an EWF dude… *hangs head in shame*

Can’t stop, won’t stop. #Huxtables4lyfe

lmfao girl, i had to fix my face. who asks that 10 seconds into the convo tho. ‘oh heyy, i’m [whatever his name was] so do you do anal?’ girl what. lmao.

Awww RIP it’s an EWF night

Since I’m having random thoughts on today, I want to know who is allowing DJ Khaled to ride their magic carpet?

Ain’t enough love or money in the world to accept 3 pumps and a grunt from his big ass. I get more pumps from a trenta raspberry green tea at Starbucks than he is giving these chicks.

Get yo’ life!

Don’t laugh. Seriously. You better not. But…It took me a minute to relate elements to EWF? I was like he was in two groups? Man, I be having blonde moments?

Chile I ain’t stuntin them fools

It’s okay, boo. It happens to the best of us *sniggles*

People love to be fake outraged about the wrong things. I ain’t got the time.

The experience sounds disgusting and the lock and key thing seems innuendo filled.

Get your man, Nu Nu. Get him! No judgment!

Just told my Mom & Sister we need to go to the show this April…Ask my 11 year old nephew, “hey do you want to see the Elements”…He says, “yeah, that’s cool”…Older brother (12 & LOVER of Ole School Music) “do you know who she is talking about?”…he says “yeah, like the Seasons”…JUST LAUGHED & HELD MY HEAD–Told her she ISN’T doing a DAMN THING on this music front & SCHOOL HIS A&S, LOL.

Lmao , I had a fat bf . Lol before we did the nasty , I called one of my friends who dated fay boys . I was like bish I don’t kno what to do . How are we going to hve sex . I can’t let this nicca get on top of me . Girl , am spending too much of his money I know he want some puss . Long story short his fat ass wore me out & ate the box like he was starving

I’m just messing with @fendi. We haven’t had a debate in a minute.

I had to Google , lol his steroid popping ass fine lol jp

He gonna be yellin “u da best” and “Real life” when he buss

LMAO ? ? “and another one “

That ngga was always giving someone a sideye on Rap City.

Looking at people like *WTF are you talking about?*
#shadyfornoreason

https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d33cf66549146c85018972dd72494529a8410888a7eecc4578178a24cddf425f.jpg

Lol. I posted his pic on the previous open post thread.

(What’s the poster’s name with the beard?) Lil’ buddy popped up objecting to me posting a pic of “a man on steroids” and asked what I thought about a “natural” man. I thought he and I did a Freaky Friday, on a Thursday, changing genders and isht. He threw his cape on, trying to save me, but ion wanna be save.

Khaled is like a lowkey glo up of Rob K., just older.

HE IS SUUUUCHH A CUTIE & THAT ACCENT–LAWD! Can I ADMIT that only recently started seeing his work (Obessed, No Good Deed, Nelson Mandela, etc) HAD NO IDEA he went back to the Wire, LOL…I have told people this & get CRAZY EYES or “you missed out”; I’m like when you are FROM here & HAVE SEEN it (up close & personal) you AIN’T missing NOTHING, LOL–WELL BESIDES HIM!

Oh lawd an Emmoniiiee Momma sighting Lhhatl must be around the bend…

No , no continue . It’s blk history month authentic blks can do whatever they want lol

Lol you know that’s how they say her name

I almost spit my coffee out. Gawwwwwwd!!! ??????

I’m so ready to D&F this weekend!!!

Speed dating event.

Hosted by Omar Slim.

How he gonna find the time, if it’s sped up, to lecture folks about souls tangling????

Or how to be a vegan?

LOL…Sadly or Gladly (I Guess)…Cause at least HE doesn’t know that. Will NONE of his kids, exs, bodyguard TELL him to? LORD, I’M NOT BEING MEAN, but I WOULD FIRE MUTHASUCKA if you’re on MY payroll & GOT me WALKING around like that! He should AT LEAST feel it, I’m just saying…it’s probably the attachment factor, LOL!

Right lol

CHHHUUUURRCCHHHH!

I had to search HARD. Bring back our archives Sandra ?

Luther is da shhh…da bomb baby, da bomb baby

By Omar “Slim” White:

I created an acronym for the word DEMON which is Destructive Energy Moving On Negativity. I created this acronym because, on my Spiritual Journey I’ve encountered many demons on my path. These people have certain characteristics that I must teach the sheep to recognize.

Before we begin, first I’d like to reiterate to those who’ve followed my messages for quite sometime that as it pertains to biblical literature I can take a scripture and prove the relevancy of it.

This is very important because often times people miss the message because they do not have any spiritual depth. Throughout time many people have mistranslated sacred texts because their vision was limited. Now that I’ve gotten that out the way let me explain to you why DEMONS actually exist.

I’ve met people who appear very charming but they have ulterior motives that contradict their presence.

Demons are people who use charm to lure you in, but spiritually they don’t mean you well. Here’s an example: Have you ever met a person who “appeared” to genuinely want to know information about you but secretly wanted to use whatever they could against you?

Thank you!!!! ????????

SR bean acting shady since Daquan ???

Alright now Slim ….

Chile he just described a damn sociopath chile ….

I know he dumb. He gets ah pass ?
#dumbpass
?

Hold your pocketbook close to you, they’re just trying to get some money

I’m very skeptical! You know being a fat, bitter, lonely, single mama I have to watch my coins.

What are your goals?

I have a good friend. She followed their program and she had visible results after 30 days. I don’t know any details on how/what she did with them, just what she posted on FB.

You have a very pretty shape already though!

The Dogon people of Mali are the truth…

Bout as bad as them damn wraps .. when ya loose weight fast it comes back even faster … and it’s not healthy to loose quickly

#DoSheEatAssTho?

I’m going to tell you like this…

Targeted area weight loss is broscience. You have to lose weight period. Your genetics determine where the fat is stored.

Targeting your waist is a lost cause.

How you know, how Sway? Who is that in @SummerBaby737 avi?

Yes, I know. I have been losing all over. I gained some weight when I started working from home. I’m just getting impatient.

I’ve been going to the gym, but I hate being there when it’s packed. I usually try to go early mornings.

Well you are good then.

If it’s not a class, I try to go mid-morning. Like you, I hate to go when it’s crowded. What kind of exercises do you do?

This is an open post. Why not discuss Maurice, here? ?

Thanks! I’ve been doing those things.

What’s satanic about financial planning? ?

Yeah, tobacco credits and all that stuff. My wife’s job does too.

Keke a fool

Dead

Awww! You are too! ?

She seen me on sosha media. I don’t know who the girl in my avi is.

vas te faire foutre espèce de connard .

Are you talking about Ed and Keshia Knight Pulliam-Hartwell?

No, I’m talking about Kathy Drayton & Luther Freeman.

That one? (pic) *DEAD*

I have no idea, I couldn’t get past the pic…Barbara’s hanging on for dear life, literally and figuratively. (God forgive me)

As you can imagine, he has no stroke. I saw a clip and he was like a lazy whale rocking back and forth. That poor lady was all stretched out bed post, to bed post. The only thing missing was the white chalk outlining her body. She was dead to the world.

Income tax memes

Purple Rain is and always will be the jam…period.

I will say this for those wraps…I don’t believe they cause a permanent loss in inches at all but whatever the ingredients are DO improve skin tone and texture with regular use.

Are they training people that really already have pretty good bodies and they go from decent to great or are they training possible Biggest Loser contestants and transforming them?

Calling Jesus now. Asking Him to fix it.

*sings* Je-sus on the FaceTime, tell Him whatchu waaaannnnt…

Literacy

I laughed for like a good 2 minutes then prayed to live a long life like Barbara. Then apologized again?.

The first one +1

*django nose laugh*

I knew a girl with 3 kids who straight rented them out for tax season! She didn’t work and her bd stayed in jail so she wasn’t going to get a refund on her own.

…it just took me to the youtube main page, no video.

I…I love you for that.

Hahaha?

I got you PEP.

I’m so sorry ? She 90 though! Why they do Barbara like that? She couldn’t sit with the ball or hold a daggone BOOK for the literacy PSA?

I love it when Americans use online translators, in a ridiculous attempt to make themselves appear to be multilingual.

A true French speaker would have said, “Va te faire enculer, sale chien!”

Sandra rose is a liar. She deletes post out of the so called open post. Sandra Rose deleted my friend post that was in a open post. My friend first time commented in the open post about a poster pretending to be a gay male. The poster is really a gay female. The poster is a friend of sRose and the openpost comments from my friend was deleted. The open post is not really ope Sandra Rose will delete your post if you expose the truth about Brenden is a lesbian or abouit anybody that SandraRose likes.

On this one, they have Dwight Howard sitting down and Barbara standing up. I’m not wearing my glasses so I can’t see what she’s holding up, smh…

Nobody called him a coon yet?

Diet an excercise.

I thought about that in between laughs. That frail yt lady was done wrong. Somebody go to twitter and type kk? and get Ye on the line.

Barbara Bush said that huricane Katrina victims lived better than they ever had when they got federal Aid. Coons will fall for anything.

Somebody did!

……..

Da Missy

Je suis multiculturelle connard , Google c’est pour les cons comme toi et je n’ insulterai jamais un chien .
J’ai grandi avec 6 chiens …ils sont tous mieux que toi sale pute.
Ok , bonne nuit

My eyes are wittle like ?. He is dying laughing.

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Do you ever get tired? Ever? EVAH??????????????????????????

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All them emojis though….i missedED y’all today

Satan be gone?

NL

Gn

GN

I had that God awful meeting all day. Team dinner after. Again tomorrow. ? Tomorrow only 1/2 day. Shew

I need to eat better. I’m feeling the effects of not eating right. When they say you can’t eat like you did when you were 18 they ain’t lying.

You wanna go night night nigeisha <–fancy *k hart* j/k ?

Do you ever log off Ever?EvAH? I did not type anyting to you I made a comment to somebody else. Please go lead the mindless who follow you and your dull life and dull stories and dull family and keekee and tell you how great your boring is. You are ignored.

Correction life

lololol

Being multicultural doesn’t mean you are multilingual. It appears you aren’t fluent in English or French.

By the way, I feel sorry for those six dogs. ?

The modern day western black female has been the cause behind the destruction of the black community for the past 50 years.

Nice!!!! One of the best perks of Corporate America is when they feed you. Good food and drinks for free!

LOL!!!!

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How the prediction for snow tomorrow go from a dusting to 3-5 in 12 hours?

You iz important! Tomorrow, you iz free (after your half day lol)

I like The Weather Channel app.

Yeah, the forecast.

Plus where I live there are many microclimates. So I have several cities saved, that I like to go to (on a regular basis). And more often than not, I go wherever it’s the warmest.

Thanks. I never pick up my phone until I leave out the door unless I have a reason. Now I do.

Both are white one with lots of flowers and too much icing, the other one buttercream icing . I was about to bake one too but decided not to lol.

This pic. ??

Cosign

I can only imagine what’s gonna roll thru that event. (They should have metal detectors at that spot, if they don’t already.)

That app will ding when rain starts, will ding when lightning strikes near you. One bad storm it was going off every 5 minutes! But it is scary accurate.

Be nice now , introduce yourself to Le Jardin first and then we can discuss any issues you have .
I don’t know who the Kumdumpashians are but just be patient , she will come around .

I would check on every 8. They be late sometimes #petty

??that WAS me

It was pretty I pick the other one up Saturday for my dinner. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/63429c34484e18826cc849bc85b153c5967bba659d7447e8c61cdcb2b026f53b.jpg

Looks delicious ?

I wouldnt date slowly in Atl…let alone speed!!!

? rest assured that she don’t know what I look like BUT EYE KNOW WATT HER FAT ? Ass looks like!

? <—-that's a Pot Hole that one can easily get pushed in ??

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Butter cream is my fave!!!

That looks so yummy! And it’s very pretty! ?

Satan be gone?

I like that better than other icing.

DEAD?

Happy Belated ????

Bye Ashy??

?? I’m going to bed

Bonne nuit ma chérie .

What happened?

Hey Ashy ?

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What’s uppppper? I’m watching netflix???

Sybil just jealous ! Newpost bew… Sandra just had me jamming up yonder ????

One man’s abuse is another man’s pleasure. ?

HIV .
Scratch that , AIDS .

This was VERY sad!!! There will never be another one like him. We truly lost a great one…DAMM!!

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The commenters here are clique-ish but very entertaining. Keep up the good work I love seeing them all riled up and clutching their bibles.

Good stuff Dubb…DAMM GOOD STUFF!!!!????

I is dying ! Thank you and yes ma’am , it’s me , so nice of you .Thank you .

He looks like an action figure..

Oh god I hope it doesn’t snow again. I’m so damn tired of snow and the ground being over saturated with water.

For shame Brendan but I like you so you can keep your black card j/k I know you bout it!?

Get out! I didn’t even know they had one and I watch Unsung faithfully. I just watched the Delfonics and Stylistic today . I saw Minnie Ripperton ‘ s last week and it was really sad. I cried .?

Like everyone else said, I’d stay away from the promises of extreme results in 30 days. Do you keep a food diary? I’m on the opposite end of the spectrum attempting to gain weight and it’s hard work. But I found actually counting calories with an app and sticking to a workout regiment helps. You can factor that in (your workout lifestyle) to the app as well.

PLEASE???GET TO THE KONA..STAT!

No, it was Parkinson’s. I never knew he was ill. ?

Lmao no it went all downhill from there don’t get too excited.

…but at least you got a chance to get that live experience. Sometimes I just throw them on live and it feels just like I’m there but you were ACTUALLY there. Very cool!?Hope things are better for you..we all go thru it..keep pushin thru!!

My Lord… ???

I’ve seen Prince live during his Lovesexy days and it was fantastic!! Omg that dude showed OUT! A good friend of mine who is a musician knows Stevie and he came to a high school I was working at and straight set up and jammed for us in the gym! I’m talking Songs In The Key Of Life jamming too. Mannnnn I’ll NEVER forget it!
Your so very welcome and thank you too!

Sigh that sounds amazing! I’m glad you got a chance to see the greats those are wonderful memories. I’m hoping the next time Prince goes on tour I’ll be able to catch him. His tickets always sell out so quickly. I tried to see Janet as well since I never got to see her brother. I’m a huge fan but was too young in the nineties and then too broke to pay for tix when he came back (lmao). And of course she canceled like…allll of the shows sigh. And ofc! You’re very welcome love!

Speed dating?

The should put Porsha from RealHousewivesofAtlanta in there
too.

Go fûck yourself??

I agree about the comments being clique-ish and I hate that. We should be able to comment without getting bashed by our own race. We don’t have to agree with one another but we should respect each other.

Cliques are not allowed on Sandrarose.com. Please email with usernames and I will bust the cliques up. They know better.

Standard answer that USED to work “If you let me try it on you first I will feel more comfortable letting you try it on me :-)” Then you get a true idea what you are dealing with. Haha. But then again…that was back in the day, folks are here for that now so may not get the subject dropped LOL

lmfao… people are into weird arse stuff now i don’t make any suggestions. next thing you know some big dude sliding you over a strap-on or something O.O

BWAHAHAHAAHAHA!!

Aww Bren Bren sorry (not sorry) that I upset you…ur actually one of my favorites. Peace.

As long as you stop wearing that Old English on a rope soap and Brut aftershave to bed…we’re goodt.

I hope they run me my money??

???? Can you also bust up these folks in my mentions accusing me of being your friend? I don’t know you and you don’t know me. Yet, the same people you’re begging to email you are accusing me of this oh Brenden is Sandra’s real life friend bs…They used to do the same with @Manidc They claimed y’all knew each other offline…You and I don’t even agree on life issues. No way we would be friends. A bunch of weirdos here. Yeah I know I know, I’m a weirdo myself…But I’m a happy weirdo…You won’t catch me in folks mentions trying to rile them up. Too cute for that. Too stacked for that. Got/Get too much dack for that??

Go fvck yourself?

Yep….the shrimp and grits are the bomb!!