Nicole Bartley

A horny female guard at New York's Rikers Island was charged with raping a male prisoner and smuggling drugs into the prison.

Prisoners can't give consent for sexual relations because they are property of the state.

Nicole Bartley was suspended from her job as a corrections officer at Rikers Island after a drug sniffing dog led police to her.

She was charged with third-degree rape and released on $1,000 bond.

Investigators searched Bartley's Bronx home and found 70 grams of potent marijuana hidden inside.

In addition to rape, she was also charged with drug trafficking and smuggling contraband (weed) into the prison for her inmate boyfriend, Dasmond Loveless, to sell to other prisoners.

Bartley quickly saw the error of her ways after she read the list of charges against her.

“I was in love with him. He used me and played me for a fool," Bartley told investigates. "I had sex with him on one occasion in the jail a few days before Jan. 30. I used a condom. It was in the closet in the morning when everyone else was locked in. It only lasted five minutes.”

Bartly testified that Loveless "compelled" her to smuggle drugs and a cell phone into the prison for his personal and business use.

“I was fooled by Dasmond Loveless,” Bartley. “I, Nicole, being a fool had my guard down to this man I thought [I] was falling in love with.”

In 2009, Loveless seduced a female corrections officer and used her to smuggle drugs and other contraband into the prison for him. His mother acted as his outside contact for the corrections officer.

“Following an investigation by DOI, Dasmond Loveless and his mother, Carolyn Loveless, were charged with paying Teneya Griffith, a former Correction Officer, to bring tobacco, alcohol, and marijuana, prohibited items in the City’s jails,” states a 2009 indictment from the Department of Investigations.

Bartley said their sexual relations were "mutual." But inmates can not consent to sex.

Bartley's world came crashing down when a drug-sniffing Labrador retriever name Gunner sniffed out a package of weed she was attempting to smuggle into the prison. Gunner also sniffed out another corrections officer who was smuggling synthetic marijuana into the prison for a different inmate.

  • ZRoJoTheLezBeyond

    At first I thought that was Sherri Shephard (pic on the right)..

  • Yoni

    What in the Crest cool mint old tube of toothpaste squeezed all the way up to the top shaped hell?

  • CJ413

    Damn...the lack of ? On the outside is real!!

  • Fendi

    What in the continuation high school hell type of cheerleading ensemble is this box Chevy built woman wearing? She is built like the wall Donald Trump wants to build to keep illegal immigrants out of the United States. Geez.

  • iWasteTime

    Waiting for the leader to tell us what she built like **snickers**

  • Yoni

    I'm no leader but I mentioned what she's shaped like. I could add to it.....

  • iWasteTime

    If he has a pattern, keep females officers away from him

  • Yoni

    When you put that IG boutique midi skirt on upside down and backwards.

  • Too Many Colors

    Dasmond Loveless
    ^^^^^^^^^
    BISH!

  • TeeTee

    I couldn't word it any better

  • Fendi

    Is that eggplant emoji the equivalent of "interest" in the English language?!. Ain't no interest whatsoever, not from a man, bank account... I bet her credit cards don't even accrue interest.

  • TeeTee

    duh

  • iWasteTime

    And I was waiting on the leader!
    You made me howl . . .

  • Too Many Colors

    Imma START with a sack of laundry

  • iWasteTime

    I just saw and replied ... lolol!

  • Too Many Colors

    You ARE a leader. Hell you was here when I got here.

  • Too Many Colors

    That new damn Buick convertible during Super Bowl

  • Yoni

    "It only lasted five minutes.”
    ____________________
    One minute less than Rich Dollaz and MariahLynn. That's some "love less" sex if I've ever seen it.

  • http://www.mylifeinlame.com/?m=1 Kimberly

    "Once upon a time not long ago I was a hoe, and I'm admittin' it!!!" LOLOLOLOLOL

  • Thatgirljd

    ole looking down instagram boutique dress pose hot mess...she would have done better just turning to the camera and smiling...smh

  • Too Many Colors

    A Capital Letter P

  • http://www.mylifeinlame.com/?m=1 Kimberly

    An old studabaker car...

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I wonder what that dress looked like in the pic when she decided she should get it.

  • Too Many Colors

    He in prison. He was excited.

  • Fendi

    Between MariahLynn's lowercase L shaped self, and Rich's baby thumb, I'm surprised they got 6 minutes.

    When I heard "six minutes," I thought Slick Rick was telling Doug E. Fresh he is on. *shrugs*

  • Yoni

    Not THAT!
    #thehangerworeitbetter
    #bishstolethehangerslook

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Big dummie. Told about the sex on herself...

  • Too Many Colors

    Put original Mac into Google.

  • HoneyyGoodMoneyy_

    Congratulations, you played yourself.

  • MissHarlem

    So it's a resounding NO on the dress ?

  • Finding Forever…

    WELL HIS LAST NAME TOLD YOUR DUMBA&$, THAT NOOO LOVE WOULD BE LOST...

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    It is NOT that hard on the streets to get some dack. You can fawk your neighbors husband, baby daddy, or brother and deal with less hassle. At least you won't catch a charge and still have your job.

  • hotntot95

    Lawd hammercy..BMW,..body made wrong

  • Yoni

    Deluxe.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    The comments in the first Fuschia and CiCi post...

  • Too Many Colors

    Bish need to take that dress back to the beauty supply she got it from.

  • Too Many Colors

    With cheese and bacon

  • Yoni

    She got that dress from one of the "plus size" boutiques that sells pre-mursty clothes with deodorant and pit stains under the arms.

    And they did her hair in the back room that doubles as a fitting room, kitchen and salon.

  • hotntot95

    Lol..she shuda kept her day job, cause a bad body smugglin cheerleader ain't it

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Bytch got a muffin top in a dress

  • Str8tUpMenace

    SMH. Old trollop ass skeezer. She done traded her damn job and freedom for some damn inmate dack.

  • SummerBaby

    That pic of her in that dress she look like my bd other bm ???

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    I have had plenty of friends who worked for correction go down on this BS.. When I worked at the State Building downtown Atl. They had inmates working in the cafeteria. When I tell you homegirls who worked for Correction would go down sneak in the bathrooms with these men and smang..Im like ewwww. They thought oh they knew they wasn't fawking anyone else cuz they locked up. I had a homegirl wait until her "Man" got out married him..lost her job with probation because he led her into check forgery smh.. Prison dack must be the muthafukin shyt cuz ain't no dyck gone make me fawk up a goot job. nonononononononNOOOOOOO!!!

  • Too Many Colors

    A MUFFIN TOP? Thats all YOU SEE IN THAT DRESS SIS?

  • harley_quinn2.0

    No you did not call her a trollop ??

  • SunRiseBlossom

    I approve this message!

  • SunnyChi

    Her picture and the rape allegations???.

    Do better young lady! There are plenty of
    men roaming the streets. Wtf do you want with a ninja in jail.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I'm tryna be nice ??

  • Fendi

    She wanted to be on top of the pyramid SO bad. Ain't no pyramid, bih, unless she is running a scheme over at the jail.

  • Finding Forever…

    STRAIGHT DIAMOND OFF OF PLAYER CLUBS--"IT'S FEMALES LIKE YOU THAT MAKE IT HARD FOR WOMAN LIKE ME"...MOM MY IS A CO (COUPLE OF FRIENDS, TOO) & THE STORIES I HEAR ON THE DAILY BASIS; HILARIOUS...CHICKS SWITCHING SHOES (LIKE YOU CAN'T TELL YOU ARE IN HERE WITH SIZE 12 ON YOUR SIZE 7 FEET), GET "POPPED" OFF IN THE VISTING ROOMS, INMATES SMUGGLING, OFFICERS SMUGGLING...DON'T EVEN GET ON BOOTY HOLES GETTIN' TAKEN...

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Ah chunky monkey huh? :D

  • SunRiseBlossom

    What it do my peeps!!!
    Am I the only one that sees a blue spongebob under her boobs?!!!

  • SummerBaby

    If you get used & played by a an inmate you are clearly in the wrong line of work.

  • SummerBaby

    Yes

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    It wasn't me, was it? :confused:

  • Too Many Colors

    That dress upset me so much with her shape looking like a keg of beer, I aint eem have time to address them sideburns peas.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    :wail: :wail:

  • Fendi

    Sidebar: DMX was found "lifeless" at a NY hotel but was brought back to life by responders.

    How much you wanna bet he barked at them for not letting him die?

  • Too Many Colors

    It was Sybil Brittni Ashton Meem.

  • http://Bossip.com/ ohplease

    He has done this before to a corrections officer. Is there a pic or mugshot of him? What do they see in him? He must talk some mad game.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    No that bum bish with the Rih Rih gravi...Bytch got a hard on for CiCi

  • MissHarlem

    BSS? Nah that's flea market

  • SummerBaby

    She had 70 grams of potent marijuana in her house. That fool was smuggling loud into prison ???

  • Too Many Colors

    AND IS

  • SunRiseBlossom

    I wanted to see a picture of him too!!! Lol

  • Finding Forever…

    HAVE HEARD SOOOO MANY DAMN STORIES...ONE RECENTLY GOT FIRED & BROUGHT THE INMATE TO A CHRISTMAS PARTY, WITH OTHER OFFICERS...MY MOM IS ONE & HER REPLY (17 YEARS LATER)--"SEE THIS IS WHY THEY ARE CO-WORKERS & DON'T FOOL WITH THEM OUTSIDE THE INSTITUTION", LOL...COUNT ON ONE HAND WHO SHE "BANGS" WITH @ 17 IN, LOL!

  • SummerBaby

    Too soon ?

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Well, now why he still tries to sniff after you makes sense. Because she is built like a Buick. :(

  • Too Many Colors

    I been asking for a Dark Man X post all DAY.

    I said his cryke head ass popped up like a damn Jack In The Box with: IM OKAY!

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Not like that... LOL..see some women have body distortion disorder. They look at a dress on a smaller woman and think its the DRESS that makes them look that way...until they get it home and realize the body inside the dress has to match the size...Ive done it with plenty of shirts and cute tops to know..my tittay can't fuk with some things...look like my shirt is birthing twins out the neck of it.. Some of us look at a dress and think..sexy flow dress but when we put it on its poppin dough fresh...

  • SunRiseBlossom

    :hahaha:

  • Too Many Colors

    I wanna see a pic of his Peter.

  • Carmen

    i wan see a pic of Dasmond ...

  • SummerBaby

    I'm hollering ???

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I was fooled by Dasmond Loveless
    ^^^^^^^^
    Was his name not a dead giveaway...Muhfugga never loved you

  • Empress

    There are men that like top heavy women in ill fitting bodycon dresses so her request for pity is denied. I can't believe she messed up her coins like this! And for 5 mins!!!

  • Fendi

    Can I screencap this and send it to Cardi B.? You're making too much sense today.

  • Too Many Colors

    Wonder why SR ignoring our pleas for a post on Earl? He almost went to go meet Biggie, Pac, and Pun nem.

  • SunnyChi

    ?? for real!

  • KB

    ? that was funny!!!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    She'en know about using saran wrap & thick mm plastic & dryer sheets or something Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • SummerBaby

    Dayum his name his place of residence should've been enough. ?

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    She brought a former inmate to a party with other correction officers who knew her bf as a prisoner?! What the heck was she thinking?!

  • iWasteTime

    I foundt everything but his pic . . .

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Oh ms.foolture said

  • SummerBaby

    Nope

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    smdh

  • iWasteTime

    Alright!
    I asked for it but geaux!

  • Tammie Reed

    God I am down on my knees and thanking you right now for not giving me that Tasmanian Devil shape, In Jesus name! LOL!

  • Str8tUpMenace

    He hit that chick with the jail talk. *dead* Her CO ass shoulda knew better than anybody. LMAO

  • Finding Forever…

    I THOUGHT LOVED SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT YOU HOME, NOT LOVELESS GIRL

  • Fendi

    White folks are helpful at the wrong damn time. Ol' Helpful Honda in an ambulance ass EMTs. He was trying to commit suicide. I know he has hella bad debts, so I would've let that man marinate his way to Jesus. But no...

    When he awoke, I hope he asked where their blue shirts and Civics are. He needs to sue, so he can get some coins to pay his bills. No one wants to see him perform live anymore.

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Me too! I think because it is classified as sexual assault and they never identify the victim. Well, they gave his name, but... I don't know...

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Please give us the jail talk dialogue ??

  • Fendi

    Yeen right. Not a Jack In The Box?!. ?

  • iWasteTime

    where you bean.
    Carlton came in here and tried to take yo job . . smh

  • SameoleJ

    You read my mind. Damn name is Loveless!! LOL, muhfuggga couldn't love you if he wanted to with a name like that!!

  • mela.reign77

    She has to be out of her rabbit arse mind! You mess up your job for some dookie boo penis, smuggling or attempting to smuggle marijuana for this inmate and only did the nasty one time, but she was in love??? I know the ratio of men and women are crazy but I'm sure she could have found someone in the free world. Nonetheless what can you expect from someone rocking a side ponytail and wearing a power ranger dress. Smh... Praying for her tho... *Kanye Shrugs*

  • i troll it like i see it

    Love the name Gunnar!

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    I was hoping no one would ask me to write about that pathetic has-been.

  • Tammie Reed

    Lawd!

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    You say he was on his way to the Upper Room Cipher?

  • SummerBaby

    I'm gonna change when I get out. We gonna be together. Ain't nothing left for me in the streets. Blah blah blah

  • iWasteTime

    I looked him up in the NYC dept of corrections. They don't have a photo though, my state gives a photo ...lol

    LOVELESS, DASMOND
    Year of Birth: 1985
    Sex: Male
    Race: Black
    Height: 5 ft 9 inches
    Weight: 200 lbs
    Hair Color: Brown
    Eye Color: Brown
    Nativity: New York

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Yall ever seen the First 48 episode when the CO chick's bf kidnapped and killed a couple, and she helped cover it up???? Bought the supplies with her credit card. Pretty girl, too. Damn shame.

  • Fendi

    The gays don't want what Carlton tried to drop off in today's Morning Wood, 'cause baby booty is definitely gay.

    Tell Carlton the next time he wants to abandon a baby, take them to a fire or police station, or even a church. The blog isn't the place for such malarkey.

  • SameoleJ

    You are the only woman for me- which is true, as his contact with other women is limited
    I only fukk you- which may be true, as he may be a bottom

    I am sure there is more.

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Was she a white girl? If so, I may have seen an ID episode on it.

  • SummerBaby

    The couple from New Orleans?

  • harley_quinn2.0

    .........

  • Str8tUpMenace

    I'm sorry for all the wrong I did when I was out on the streets. We gon get married when I get out.

  • Yoni

    I saw that episode. It was down in Louisiana, I think. Dude weighted them down with some dumbells or something.

  • Deno Spencer

    Fuckn the guard is one thing smuggling drugs into prison is another. How many of you women would **** an inmate on the Dl? No one would know? Pic your ultimate panty wetter..... U come to work and he says something on the low...........

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I hate y'all

  • Mel

    Chile you get fooled by an inmate ? So who was the officer in this situation Cus this bish trynna say the convict was bossing her around. Like he was the one getting paid and a 401K dam fool

  • CaliYoruba

    Looking like Dr. Robotnik LOL

  • Str8tUpMenace

    I think that's where they were from. Found the bodies in the water on separate days. Her dumb ass bought the dumbells and rope and shyt with her credit card, and was caught on camera making the purchase.

  • Yoni

    EXTRA....

  • SameoleJ

    That thing must have a hook that'll rip your insides out, while dipped in cherub blood and shined with angel tears. Gabrielle himself came down and told her to take that take that!!

  • Too Many Colors

    Really? X was one of the best to EVER do it. First rapper to ever have 3 sep. albums debut at number one. Not Biggie. Not Pac. Not Jay or Nas.

    Earl Simmons.

  • Tammie Reed

    Im weak!!!

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Nah, she was black

  • Yoni

    Stop your madness, woman! *hands in leader card*

  • Fendi

    Designer: What look are you going for?

    Baby Sis: Well, you know I'm a little fluffy.

    Designer: Say no more.

    Mission accomplished.

  • SameoleJ

    All I hear is that tune and BING!!

  • Yoni

    Did she do some bleaching?

  • Mel

    Lmaoo didn't I tell you log off earlier? ?

  • SameoleJ

    You asked the damn question!! Hmphf!!

  • Too Many Colors

    Its Dark and Hell Is Hot. So yes.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Yep that be her/him

  • SummerBaby

    That dress kinda look like a cheerleader top. ? She's just missing the skirt ?

  • Fendi

    Designer: What look are you going for?

    Baby Sis: Well, you know I'm a little fluffy.

    Designer: Say no more.

    Nailed it!

  • Mel

    I'm sure she could of find a nukka with no fawks to give outchea to blow her back out. She's a dam idiot

  • Yoni

    I woulda pegged her for bringing in all the 2016 snacks and Ramens, not the weed tho'.

  • Deno Spencer

    .............................?

  • Too Many Colors

    That Pop Goes The Weasel. I AM WEAKKKKK

  • Fendi

    You whispered in my Halle ear. I didn't hear you. Too much Meek Mill will do that to you.

  • SameoleJ

    Weed was what caused her to eat the 2016 snacks and Ramens.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Soooooo yall saying she shaped like a funnel???????

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Ate all the damn fiddle faddle ?

  • SummerBaby

    He knew who to prey on ?

  • SameoleJ

    I am in agreement that this was not mutual.........I refuse to believe that with all that man bu$$y Dasmond screwed her willingly.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    She prolly ate them shyts before she got to the jail.

  • Too Many Colors

    The cake, cloud, AND the one to put oil in your car

    Yes

  • SameoleJ

    She shaped like an Emu!!

  • iWasteTime

    omgoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    bum bish :hahaha:

  • Mel

    Lmao ok that excuse seem legit ??????

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Or like a waffle cone.

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    Investigators searched Bartley’s Bronx home and found 70 grams of potent marijuana hidden inside.
    -
    SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL STASH...2.5 OH'S?

  • Finding Forever…

    LOL, MY IS ONE & HAD A HOMEGIRL (ABOUT THEE ONLY ONE TO STEP FOOT IN HER HOUSR AFTER 17years)...SHE WAS DEALING WITH THE DUDE & MOVED OH BOY INTO HER HOUSE AFTER HE GOT OUT-- DID SHE OR DID SHE NOT LOSE HER JOB; CALLED MI MADRE CRYING ABOUT IT & LETS JUST SAY SHE GOT CUSSED THEE FU#K OUT, HAD MY MOM GO TO BAT FOR THAT ASS (WHEN THEY INVESTIGATED IT, OTHER CO-WORKERS KNEW & DIDN'T TELL HER) & SAYS THIS WILL (AND HAS) BEEN THE LAST TIME SHE HAS "VOUCHED" FOR ANYONE--KICKED "WHORE DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME A HEADS UP; WORKED TO DAMN HARD FOR THIS RANK TO LET A DI#K AIN'T SCREWIN' TO COST ME MINE", LOL; SHH&&T I GET PISSED WHEN I THINK ABOUT & WHOOP THAT TRICK, LOL--STRAIGHT BALTIMORE ON DA ASS, LOL.

  • Sucker Free

    Marinate his way to jesus....DEAD

  • Fendi

    It's not. I don't listen to Meek and my ears are just fine - very small, but powerful. ????

    Huh?!. WHAT?!.

  • 100milesperhour

    Inmates are probably her only option for male action...that body is dreadful. She gets excited to go to work like she's on her way to the club or the beach, like I wonder if Faheem will notice my new ponytail today.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    This ain't the dialogue but I could imagine:

    They scout out the fat homely :eek:
    AND THEN sweet talk bs every day.

    How you doing beautiful?
    You looking good today!
    Damn you smell good, I bet you taste good
    ETC!

  • SameoleJ

    That would have been my story, now sign my azz up for Drug Rehab, but first let me call the Employee Assistance Program to ask for a good therapist for my habits- sexual and drug related.

  • Beyawnce

    slim pickin's out in there in the free world i guess

  • Paige

    No thank you and goodnight. We don't want to hear your excuses officer Nicole. No sex with inmates. I'm sure they covered that in orientation.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile you can tell she a fool with that Damn dress on ! Rofl lawd ???

  • SummerBaby

    I see you got your hair done. Blah blah blah

  • SameoleJ

    And she ain't have no goodt goodt girlfriends to tell her he was lying about all of that.....case in point the Rancho Carne High School Toro's cheerleading outfit.

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    A Buick!

  • Sucker Free

    she actually posted this pic somewhere on these mean internet streets

    Smh

  • Paige

    Probably was twerking, nanaing, and everything else. ?

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile rofl at the write up ! Dead ??...

  • MsVAllDay

    This bish lost her job and is going to jail for five minutes of fun in a closet!!! BIHHHHH please! Ain't no dyke worth all that! NONE!!!

  • SummerBaby

    If Dasmond was born in 85 I wonder how old his mama is?

  • MsVAllDay

    Stoppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    That photo tells me all I need to know bout her .... Smh

  • Str8tUpMenace

    A Mini Cooper

  • SameoleJ

    Maytag Frigidaire, and Industrial Cooler

  • Str8tUpMenace

    43. LMAO

  • SameoleJ

    A VW minibus aka Mystery Van- Scooby Dooby Doooooo

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    The prisoner was a male inmate.

  • SummerBaby

    So she had him at 13???

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile yeen shyt ! This why she thirsty Chile ????? Chile gotta go to jailhouse closet fo peen yo ????

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Come on now... you can fawk any dude that don't affect your freedom and your income.

  • SameoleJ

    Arnold's Baby Mama

  • Too Many Colors

    A 1976 Pinto

  • Omega

    how is this possible
    I thought black women were queens

  • just being me

    People have done far worse for a lot less

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    That's why I must try it on... clothes are an investment. If it don't look right, it just don't look right.

  • Finding Forever…

    YASSSS...MATCHING MINKS & SH#T, STRAIGHT STUTTIN'...WELL AT THEY THOUGHT SO, LOL.

  • SameoleJ

    121/2. LOL

  • hotntot95

    Aha, it's sad really...low self esteem will have u doing anything, including losing your job and freedom over some jailhouse daack...

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    ?????

  • Too Many Colors

    Roadmaster.

    Wagon.

  • SameoleJ

    Nope, we have some who are peasants. Le Weep

  • hotntot95

    Ikr...I ain't losing my freedom over no locked up daack

  • MzFutureLCSW

    Really? Are you serious? Is this what it has come to in the world? People are so damaged and broken from their childhood issues/abuse.
    People, LEARN TO PARENT.

  • MzFutureLCSW

    My mother had my older sister at 14.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    AND got her shades in her hand. Ready to hit the scene :crying1:

  • Too Many Colors

    Im out. I am going to Snoopy's dolo for a chili dog. I dont feel like feeding Dub11 one. OKAY. I might get her one. TUH. Bye.

  • Finding Forever…

    CONVICT A$S...GOT HER FIRED BECAUSE WHEN HE GOT STRIPPED, HAD $20.00 ON HIM (HE WAS ALREADY DUE TO COME HOME)...TELLS THE STRIPPING OFFICER GIVE THIS TO OFFICER XYZ...LOST HER JOB FOR A $20 & A PENIS, LOL!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    :newpost: Woof Woof

  • Fendi

    I'm not losing my freedom for any dack that isn't locked up. Chhhh.

    She is my role model. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/31b0583a4ba957c32100da7c3258254284d501acdac9409b799e61a0ae1ca562.jpg

  • Too Many Colors

    Some are eagles. Some are pigeons.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Shaped like a block of Legos

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Oh wow... See I don't have an issue with an ex that has found his way. I don't want them fresh out though...or still in..I need to see you trying to live right before I give you my heart or my cootycat...

  • Sucker Free

    So Rich smashed mariah i cant with him that is a new low

  • Str8tUpMenace

    83 Mustang

  • E-VannaRootsAllEvil

    Bad self esteem all around

  • mela.reign77

    I wonder did he do that tattoo for her, looks pretty jail house to me. *side eye*

  • sunni_daze

    Did they charge for abusing that damn dress? That's criminal

  • Fendi

    Rich smashed everyone. I wouldn't be surprised if he and Cisco smashed. They had a bish fight last night. Their sit down was spearheaded by Peter Pistols aka Dirty Feet Pete. Homeboy was wearing an outfit that it looks like Tara sewed using a Butterick pattern and a jean jacket from someone's swap meet, with some Timbs because The Bronx. He is a walking waste of a pulse. They all are.

    I wouldn't let them wax me if I was a surfboard or a black car.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Yep. She fawked an inmate in a closet for 5 minutes, caught a charge, and lost her job. He fawked a badly built chick shaped like a 89 Buick Regal for some weed.

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Yes.I have a sister riightnah who will swear on a stack of holy water dipped bibles she fine and buy smalls, and mediums and larges..KNOWING she needs the women section. she goes in the chinawigstoe and buy those one size fits all and think it applies to her...NOOOOO...it don't... so she walk around like a bratwurst thats about to bust the casing...

  • Str8tUpMenace

    She just knew she was the shyt. Too bad aint nobody tell her she shaped like a bag of tropical skittles

  • MzFutureLCSW

    NO. DMX is still the man. He just has issues and demons and demons and issues. That is my man. I want him to win so badly.

  • hotntot95

    I just laughed so ugly??

  • Finding Forever…

    ...RIGHT, EVERYONE DESERVES A FAIR SHAKE...JUST GOTTA SHOW & PROVE SIR, SHOW-AND-MUTHFU$&IN-PROVE, LOL...THEY STAY IN SHAPE, WELL THEY AIN'T GOT MUCH TO DO & HAVE HELLA TIME ON THEIR HANDS, LOL...SHE GETS PISSED IF I HAVE TO DROP HER OFF (FOR SOME REASON) & ASK --OHHH, WHO IS HE MA, LOL! HER COMBACK "INMATE NUMBER XYZ, ANY MORE INFORMATION", LOL.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    She's got like 10 things Wrong! :lol:

  • Fendi

    Her facial expression is everything!

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    I'M STILL STUCK AT "IT ONLY LASTED 5 MINUTES" LMAO I'M SURE!

  • ZRoJoTheLezBeyond

    Where her neck at though?

  • MsVAllDay

    Same here! You ruined your whole career for 5 mins of fun. GTFOH!!!

  • MsVAllDay

    Stop!!! LOL LOL LOL

  • MsVAllDay

    Some are chickens!!! WTH

  • MzFutureLCSW

    Can ANYONE locate a pic of the inmate?

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    I have big boobs... I can't even play those kinds of games.

  • Finding Forever…

    HOLDIN' THAT GUT IN, POSIN' FOR THE PIC & WHIPPING THE HAIR TO DA SIDE--TALK ABOUT MULTITASKING, LOL...DUCT TAPE WORKS WONDER TOO, IF SPANX AIN'T CUTTIN' IT--HAVE HAD TO BOUND A MANY FRIENDS WITH IT ( A LA KANYE WIT KIMMY ON THE BACK), LOL!

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile what a mess ! Dead ? Fedex her some esteem please

  • MzFutureLCSW

    Bottom Line.

  • http://realitytea.com/ Lady Chatterley’s Lover

    Mirrror, mirror. on the wall I know this takes a lot of gall.

  • jazmine

    Please tell me that photo is from hs

  • BKLYNS MAMA

    Lawd... she was always that chubby girl who wanted to be about that life and have a baller dude....well! ninja last name Loveless...that wasn't a good enough clue...SMH

  • shell

    She needs a bbl

  • BKLYNS MAMA

    under her titties...

  • Jean Paul Le’vonne

    ....

  • creolemommie

    I just hollered in my office! LMBAO

  • creolemommie

    I came down to the comments as soon as I saw that picture I knew in my heart ya'll were going to cut up! LMAO

  • LeBrick James

    Isn't there enough non-prison peen out there, so that sisters don’t need to be risking their jobs over prison peen?
    Good grief.

  • Mrs. ??????????

    Enough Said.

  • Mrs. ??????????

    lol

  • http://browngirltightcurl.blogspot.com nellboogie

    You had a choice but pettiness overruled... #buryme

  • SandrasNewFave

    Be careful. Both them gals can arm wrastle. ????

  • Dee

    Please stop, LOLOL!!!

  • Dee

    LOLOL!

  • Oh Tommie

    5 MINUTE prison peen

  • hi-liter

    Linebacker shoulders and all.

  • Afiya

    Obviously not.

  • Afiya

    For a life time of pain.

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    This chick could give Sherri Shepard a run for her money in the mis-shapened body category.

    Then she had the nerve to put a part in the center of her head drawing direct attention to her uh.... ahem... humble face.

    I bet she's why old boy was in Riker's two years without charges.

    Everyday before she got to his cell she had sex then took a nap in the broom closet and forgot to check on him.

  • GuestSTAR

    She looks like she can wrestle a bear

  • 1/8

    If she's unable to get another job in a prison, I believe there's a spot open on the Carolina Panthers.

    You know, it's funny how women claim to be smarter than men, until they end up with the short end of the stick.

  • SpideySense

    Not one hip to be found in this photo let alone 2. Dress looking like a damñ sausage casing. Dress for the body you have ladies, not the one you want!

  • Auditor

    My cousin got a corrections officer in prison pregnant. Of course she lost her job over it but from what I know no charges were filed. He got out and they tried living happily ever after, of course that didn't happen. He moved onto the next woman, beat her, and is now back in prison...

  • LipstickANDlace

    "It only lasted 5 minutes". All of which you enjoyed ??

  • Meme81

    It is very slim...not saying I would date a man in prison, but most of them are truly Morning Wood material. All the fine men are in prison, unfortunately they're criminals too.

  • Mona Lisa

    Lmao!!!

  • Meme81

    LMAO!!! She said 'he's got commissary, this is mine'.

  • more

    Lmaoooo

  • Saharabutnotdry

    Loveless .. How ironic

  • Zizzle

    Nice rack!! ?

  • Meme81

    Not the neighbor's husband, that's how people end up on the First 48.

  • Saharabutnotdry

    I think it's a power thing .

  • chappedlippz

    Low self esteem azz. When you are a CO, you are supposed to not be swayed. Guess it was worth it. But my main question, why wasn't she fired?

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    I wonder how Brian Nichols is fairing along right now. I bet he got them FISH fighting for the peen.

  • YOUR man chose BSweet #ohwell

    Maybe maybe not... he came over to borrow some sugar. That's all. I mean I offered the neighbors baby daddy and her brother too. lol Anybody other than a dude that's going to make you catch a charge and fired from your job.

  • http://www.mediakraze.me/ Kristi Luv

    her badge photo is more pleasant to the eye.....

  • BLOODBLOOD

    Whole life ruin over jail d i c k smh

  • Renay Peters

    DEAD!!!

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    5 minutes is unusually long for a man, isn't it?

  • 1/8

    No self-esteem and poor impulse control will get you, every time.

  • Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

    She has such an unfortunate shape the introverted triangle. That shape only looks good on slim women once you starting adding weight you end up looking like and upside down bowling pin. Big top with skinny little legs . Poor fool looks like a PT. Cruiser in a dress.

  • 1/8

    LMAO! No, Sandra. Some of us can last a lot longer than five minutes. ???????

  • 1/8

    Dasmond Loveless has a prior arrest for bribing a public official. I wouldn't be surprised if he tipped authorities off after Bartley refused one of his request. Regardless, she shouldn't haven't been so stupid.

  • Hmmm~?

    ..... She trying to look cute? Gurl....

  • LipstickANDlace

    Depends on the man. Some men know how to control themselves.

  • Meme81

    LOL, okay play with it.

  • BLOODBLOOD

    True

  • ChocolateBeauty

    Lol not all women have hips I see

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    ????????

  • DopeRhymesYo

    She built like the back of a SCHOOL BUS??? she lost everything over prison D.... speaking of which. ... this Dasmond Loveless must have some gift of gab.... he knocking em off ????

  • Lolalao

    Nailed it..

  • ChocolateBeauty

    Well not all women have hips and curves like I do :) its unfortunate lol

  • ChocolateBeauty

    Some are gutter rats

  • free

    i tried. i hope he is at least cute.

  • free

    * dead * none of those bussy-men have tits like that though....

  • http://citygirlzen.blogspot.com/ missarewa

    The thirst!

  • BLACK LOVE

    Only stud gay women or straight thotties work in corrections

  • Yoni

    You'll never look at toothpaste the same way again.

  • Yoni

    I can't help myself. I have to speak out about injustices.

  • Yoni

    Start a ripple effect.

  • Yoni

    In the lid.

  • Yoni

    She fugged an inmate in jail for five minutes and lost her good goverment checks. You thought she wasn't gone post that pic? SHIIIIDDD!

  • Yoni

    Yaaasss!

  • Yoni

    She don't smoke. She the type that just have the shit when they ask for it. She the plug. Like plugged up with lil debbies and swiss rolls and poak chops.

  • Yoni

    Yep. Even lifted the dumbell off the counter with her hand wrapped in her sleeve.

  • Jessica

    Desperate people do desperate things....

  • LeBrick James

    True. She's no Miss America, but she's passable. Didnt really need to go behind bars to get herself a man.

    But a lot of it comes down to self-esteem too. That's a whole other story.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    I had to think about it. These were the little mustangs...I think.

    Y'all crazy!

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Hatechu ???

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    I'mma have to give you da middle fingah on this one.

    ???

  • Yoni

    *takes yo finger and bends it back*

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Nativity threw me way off. I know what it means, but I wasn't ready. All I could think about was baby Jesus...and Little Debbie's and homemade wine with "break" cooking in the background by tasmanian devil shaped CO's.

    ~shudders~

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ???

  • http://batman-news.com Mama Dee’s Wig Maker

    I was so about to say this

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    You ate ALL the wings?

  • Yoni

    Nope. Had 7 yesterday for dinner. There's still more. I'm about to put them bitches in some onions and gravy and call it dinner. LOL

  • GubmentCheeze

    I dont understand how this is happening everywhere I know there's a shortage of brothas out there but who would stoop so low for "jailhouse love"??? I cant with this cereal box shaped chick...women like this need to buy themselves some self esteem with their tax return...smh

  • Bubbles

    Loveless...that last name says it all!! ?

  • Wildcat34

    LMAO!!!!

  • Wildcat34

    Built like a big ass eraser!

  • Queen B

    Bih u thought u was about that life now own up to yo shît. Don't try to make excuses for your actions that boy didn't trick u...hell according to you he didn't even dîck u down good

  • yallcrazy

    That's that tazmanian devil build

  • I’keya Ross

    ?????

  • Fendi

    Mama, nooooooooo!!! ??????????????

  • Benita Renee’

    Your comment just made my WHOLE entire day!!!

  • Yoni

    And your name is scary. I worked with a woman with the same name.........she passed away a few years ago.

  • Teachmeeatme

    "A horny female guard"... I can't!! LOL

  • Benita Renee’

    Oh Wow!!?

  • Yoni

    LOL Did you just change your name? LOL

  • Benita Renee’

    No my name it's my first and middle name I didn't realize they used my first and last name when u post on here. Lol

  • Yoni

    I didn't either. LOL