liquid ass

A Georgia man was arrested for spraying a woman in a bar with a noxious "fart prank" product called Liquid ASS.

Blake Leland Zengo, 20, is accused of spraying the aerosol flatulence spray on a woman inside an Athens bar. The powerful stench sent bar patrons scrambling for the exits.

The police report stated Zengo was "very inebriated, and was slurring his words," when he was taken into custody.

Zengo was charged with disorderly conduct, public intoxication and underage consumption of alcohol, the NY Daily News reports. The woman refused to press charges.

Zengo denied spraying a woman with the noxious odor that smells like concentrated flatulence (passing gas).

But patrons who were inside the Whiskey bar told the Athens-Banner Herald "how bad it stunk inside the bar."

The website that sells a 4-pack of Liquid ASS for $25.75, and a six-pack for $37.25, boasts that the spray renders a room inhabitable for 30 minutes.

"Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part-your-hair gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts," the website brags.

  • SameoleJ

    Why? That is all I have to ask.......WHY? WHAT WAS THE POINT? SMH

  • candy

    Childish a$$!! ?

  • Milani

    WTF!?!?

  • imright

    ????? childish

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    ????? I'm so immature.

  • Ke$hiaFromBelly

    Immature azz. Smh wasting time spraying fake poop bs instead of dranking REAL LIQUOR???
    #ThatShouldbanotherCharge LOL SMH

  • Just Keya

    Ass in a bottle. Lol. The fact that he was carrying it on him tickles me.

  • iWasteTime

    How Sway?!?!

  • SameoleJ

    Just a big ole ball of confukkingfusion

  • SameoleJ

    So who tests this to ensure it smells like Azz? How do they make a full comparison and whose azz is the lighbulb behind this invention?

  • Genia Gouch

    why is this news?

  • It’s Taurus Season

    Cause I shole laughed a little.

  • Ms..N

    LMAO YT people too much time on their hands..

  • It’s Taurus Season

    The website that sells a 4-pack of Liquid ASS for $25.75, and a six-pack
    for $37.25, boasts that the spray renders a room inhabitable for 30
    minutes.
    ^^^^^^^^
    Im totally buying this. Next meeting Im in that is only supposed to be 2 hours and it is well on its way to 3? And we only on slide 76 of 120? Im breaking out the spray. I already know one coworker who has zero fux allocated who gonna be the one to spray too.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I need coworkers like you.

  • It’s Taurus Season

    This one still my fave. This and Kobe and Fish crine.

  • Milani

    I mean, was he drunk, sipping on his Steel Reserve 211, browsing the web one night, stumbled across the "ass in a bottle" spray and decided it would be a good idea to spray it in a bar the next time he went?

    Who was the woman he sprayed it on, and why did she refuse to press charges?

    Why did he spray it on her?

    I'm confused...yet intrigued.

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    This is why I didn't post the link. Go on and get fired.

  • goat

    Straight middle school shat.

  • It’s Taurus Season

    It wouldnt be possible without the coworker like him. *hot tears* This dude got his food to damn go at that luncheon that aint start til 1. And had called it in ahead of time. Me and other girl like its gonna be rude for us to get ours to go. We rode WITH THEM. Why this foo went OUTSIDE and ordered our food and told them put it with his order. WE bounced at 1:35 with free lunch and rode back with him. They was still on salads. He like today Friday. I got chit to do. Im not staying past 430.

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    It's the name that is tickling me. Liquid Ass. Bwahahahahahaha!!!! I'm WEAK!

  • It’s Taurus Season

    Lmaoooo.

  • Milani

    ...and how did they know what scent to use? flatulence has so many different smells.

    did it make a noise when it was sprayed? I'm so curious.

  • SameoleJ

    Must smell like loose shait!!

  • iWasteTime

    lolol!
    I think I luhh him !

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    She prob gave his drunk self a FOH and he said okay, before I go...

  • harley_quinn2.0

    This is something Stan Zbornak would sell.

  • iWasteTime

    come thru!!!!!!!!

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Had to! And it's liquid so that is a CONCENTRATED smell. Like a 1000 farts in one squirt.

  • Milani

    Right? and con Dorthy into investing in it.

  • It’s Taurus Season

    Its a genie in a bolla. Gotta rub it the right wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (Christina Aguliera voice)

  • It’s Taurus Season

    That white folks brand of funk

  • SameoleJ

    Still trying to imagine that casting call!! Do you suffer from chronic bouts of flatulence and have no where to turn? Boy do we have the carer for you.......come be our Gas (instead of Crash) Dummy and let us make you a load of cash off the smell of your azz!! Call us now- 1-800-ISMELLBAD

  • sunni_daze

    So the bar wasn't fined for serving an underage person?

  • harley_quinn2.0

    This is right up his alley.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Stan would make a killing off of this

  • It’s Taurus Season

    Some women are rude as hell with the FOH tho. BFF wanted to slap the fire outta this one rude bish last time we were at the little lounge. Way she told old boy to step off was uncalled for. Totally.

  • GubmentCheeze

    Why do yt people do the most when it comes to gags and jokes? When I was a freshman one of them put a damn turkey in the lobby of my dorm scared the crap outta us while we was watching Ricki Lake the next morning. That turkey rose up like he was in a coffin n started gobblin and running around all frantic. The dorm director had nerve to ask if "one of us" did it....Chile please

  • Noirluv45

    I bet that smell was all in their clothes. Even though they aren't in that bar, the smell probably lingered in their noses for hours. LOL!!!!

  • Noirluv45

    LOL!!!! I wish that had been videotaped! ?

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Somebody tell me who is Premadonna? I thought she was an IG waist trainer seller? She's actually a singer?

  • SameoleJ

    Just took Uptown Funk to another level.............Wonder if they can get Bruno to do the commercial

  • It’s Taurus Season

    The hoe he sprayed it on probably stunk WELL into Monday. Probably couldnt eem scrub it off. Like a skunk when you get sprayed

  • Fendi

    Liquid Ass! ????? I can see people buying that on days they don't feel like going to work but ran out of sick days and vacation time.

  • Fendi

    She sells waist trainers. Her husband just "upgraded" her wedding ring to a lovely rainbow moissanite.

  • SameoleJ

    Not even tomato juice gonna help!

  • Noirluv45

    LMBO!!!!!! You know it! People around her parted like the Red Sea.

  • It’s Taurus Season

    She was on LHH Atl those few episodes too. I call her Pre-Madge so might be a sanger.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Yeah in addition to the waist trainers she's trying to become a rapper, I believe.

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    I try to be polite. Mainly because nigs are crazy and I don't want something to pop off unnecessarily. 90% of the time, a polite response will get a smile and an exit.

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Oh, okay. Was wondering why the waist trainer girl was dropping music on IG.

  • SameoleJ

    I smile and say, "I'm okay." and pray that was good enough!!

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    I only know from LHH what I read on here. I don't think I paid attention to her being on there. I thought she was just hocking that steel girdle.

  • It’s Taurus Season

    It was awkward like HELL Soul. He was WITH the dudes we were talking to. All just sitting there chilling. She was all LOUD and extra with it. Bff whispered to me why she gotta do all of THAT.

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Right!

  • It’s Taurus Season

    Her girdles just be an extra decorated one of another brand that is much cheaper. I found out on I wanna say Lipstick Alley.

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Oh. Ohhhhhhhh. That is awkward. I would have tried to make him laugh and ask him if he wanted me to shank her in the bathroom. LOL! I hate when chicks do that especially to nice guys.

  • SameoleJ

    When the funk hits the fan it's gone smell like chitllins grits N ham?...Steve Harvey's Greatest Hits

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Of course! LSA knows it all.LOL!

  • It’s Taurus Season

    How you supposed to do it. And really they were buying drinks. It was 4 of them. Who in the HELL dont want a free drink? And they were just trying to sit and chat. Wont NOBODY trying to get married. They were not ugly. Nobody eem exchanged NUMBERS. Like really?

  • It’s Taurus Season

    IM SO WEAK everytime I see this.

  • SameoleJ

    She was so happy that somebody who looked like something even noticed her....was she the ugly one out the bunch?

  • It’s Taurus Season

    NO. Really nice looking. In the bar dolo. After she went off on him she paid her tab and left. Mainly cause the rest of the bar was looking at her like WE were...like bish is there ANY reason you just read that man for filth like that?

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I didn't know you were a hightops fan???

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    That dude was the best con artist. Remember when he finally made it?

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    I was looking too.

  • SameoleJ

    Girl!!! All I kept singing while in this post, that and Uptown Funk!! LOL

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Yes ??. I think it was baked potato opener. I love that show.

  • nucynu25

    New post ..Tweety bird

  • SameoleJ

    So she was told she was too cute by one too many dudes......and apparently that cuteness will dissipate when she opens her mouth.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Sway was utterly confused. I couldn't control my tears that day.

  • Scroogwap

    ?

    I Love It!

  • It’s Taurus Season

    I was so very lucky to have caught that LIVE and on the air. When I say I almost ranned my ass off the ROAD? And then the next morning Heather B's commentary on the whole thing.

  • Scroogwap

    ?

  • Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

    You read my mind.

  • Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

    I'm the coworker that gives ZERO fcuks at my job. I attend meetings for the food that's it. I don't care I got ish to do. Drawers and papers are not going to slam and shuffle themselves.

  • Charlene25

    Why would anyone even waste money on that?

  • just being me

    LMAO .. I may start doing this when my friends keep asking me to go to ta wack club over and over again lol

  • just being me

    Its a guy thing you wouldnt understand

  • Charlene25

    haha apparently so

  • stav

    Childish imbecile!

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    So I guess cops will start using this instead of tear gas to disburse large crowds of unruly college football fans?

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    There would have boxes of unsold Liquid A$$ in Blanche's living room.

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    Is he barking or ( forgive me Lord) seizing?

  • Karma WhO

    this reminds me of when stink bombs was out..a boy lit one in the lunch line when i was in elementary and cleared the cafeteria OUT!!

  • LuLu

    People play too much....

  • GuestSTAR

    Lol, I was just thinking about someone spraying this sht at the office and the reaction it would get.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.daniels.7311 Lisa Daniels

    I am getting me some.

  • Molly Church

    What?. I can actually purchase this. Sounds like this may work as good as "Pepper Spray.??

  • GTFOHWTBS

    LMAO

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    ?????

  • Jusstlookn

    Dead

  • Molly Church

    ???

  • Molly Church

    ??

  • Molly Church

    Yep, I hope sooo. This will b some funny "Chit. Literally ?

  • Fendi

    If it leaked...

  • Fendi

    JAM!!!

  • JayCee087

    This is what college kids do when they are bored?

  • Baldheadeagle

    lmaoooooooooooo

  • AG

    Hilarious.....this is a feel good story to me. Lol. In light of how crazy people have been these days, this is fun.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    I had to come in on 211...Steel Reserve...Rot Gut...Malt...10%...whew dawg ???
    I am CRINE

  • hoochie?

    LOL ?

  • hoochie?

    FK mace, I'm gettn some liquid ass!

  • wshh administration

    Nasty

  • Jean Paul Le’vonne

    LOL...liquid ass!

  • The Bad 1

    Broke @ss hoodrat mentality. Be bothered with a guy for a drink? I'll buy him one to go away. Maybe she had a man or just didn't like him. That's her choice.

  • It’s Taurus Season

    That's you. I'm a lot more approachable, as are my friends. Never know what someone is going through. Might have just wanted to chat. No need to be nasty.

    Kinda like how you are being right now. With that broke ass hood rat comment.

    God bless you and gn.

  • It’s Taurus Season

    Are you still around? Logged in? Since you wanna clap so hard, we in the current post talking about you. Bird ass bitch.

  • Charallday

    I have a,semi sorta famous cousin like this??

  • The Bad 1

    We? I don't care what u hoodrats talk about. Who are u? Girl please

  • It’s Taurus Season

    I don't care what u hoodrats talk about.
    ^^^^^
    Obviously you do. Here being an ass in a days old post...commenting. You know not a damn person here personally to call anyone an anything. A hoodrat, or otherwise. Who hurt you? WHY YOU SO mad?

  • T’acheItEzeInMy6″Heels

    Hahaha. This used to happen in my high school all the time.

  • The Bad 1

    U really are a rat. I have a life I'm busy. I can post whenever I want. That's what the blog is for. Commenting.

  • Sincerity7

    Wouldn't be surprised if the bar sues him for all the money they lost from people leaving.

  • Guess Who

    Uh....he needs a girl, boy, sex doll..something. That was utterly stupid. White boys are getting more and more stupid with these idiotic pranks they love pulling.

  • chango1976

    Lol 211 steel reserve aka crack head beer in the hood