Beyonce’s Met Gala ‘condom dress’ made her sweat like a stripper in church

Sandra Rose May 5, 2016

Beyonce and Lady Gaga hugged it out at the Metropolitan Museum of the Arts fashion gala on Saturday in New York. This photo shows Beyonce, 35, sweating profusely in her latex dress made from the same material as balloons, surgical gloves and Trojan condoms.

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B.Sweet Jezebel

I think all that sweating was another reason why the concert started late. She was dehydrated and they had to give her an IV. Lol
Smartypants

I don’t see anything lol.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

Beyonce like if you don’t get off of me.
Smartypants

Wait she did a concert AFTER the gala?
B.Sweet Jezebel

The next day.
Bam Bam Li

Swamp batty ? I kid, I kid lol. Why the hell did she even wear that I feel hot sweaty and I’m hyperventilating looking at her ?
Renee26

Looking like a used condom from the waist down! HAHAHAHA
MzApple

exactly, didn’t even attempt to hug poor Gaga back
http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

Is Bey wearing any panties?
Renee26

Right…”it’s too hot for all this hugging GAGA”
Renee26

I can see her stretch marks through the material
_perfectly__incomplete__

Doesn’t look like it
LeBrick James

I’m just thinking … that cant smell good.
harper128112

not at all…
harper128112

A stripper in Church Sandra? Dang… I see you have no shame SERVING Beyoncé…huh
A D N

I feel sticky looking at the pic. I’m sure she was extremely uncomfortable. Anyway, I still don’t like Jamal singing on Empire. However, Empire was good. Don’t eat the cake!
Finding Forever…

Just imagine the stench. Hey, on a positive note…it’s safe to say she was REALLY committed to the outfit–sweat & ALLLLL
hi-liter

She doesn’t look sweaty, it looks like the latex is just doing what its suppose to do, cling.
melissaisasnob

I bet she was happy to get out of that thing.
melissaisasnob

It was already hot under that wig.
ShelleDC

lol Auntie did Bey upset you today
A D N

LOL. She was stuck like a sausage.
starbright9449

Is that a flesh tone bodysuit underneath? I hope she wasn’t dumb enough to let that latex cling to her bare skin. I would have been way too hot and had someone on hand with a backup dress lol.
MookieFly

Sweating for attention. I shole couldn’t do it
Karma WhO

yesss she goin in today lmaoo beyhive plottin..u already know
BKLYNS MAMA

Ok forget Beyoncé….that chick in the back ground sitting, is that a back tatt or part of her dress? ….
https://sandrarose.com SandraRose

Every day, hun. Every day.
Nicolep

Ugh.. I bet her lady area was musty!! Beyonce got a funky monkey! Lol
missmiami305

is that my boo Edward in the background with his black fiancé???
iWasteTime

With Rob, that is a back tatt!
I love her FKA Twigs
LeBrick James

Beyonce’s pretty talented. Nobody can deny that. But I’m getting kinda tired of her now, for a lot of reasons. Unfortunately, I dont see anybody in the pipeline coming up who looks like they’ll be able to replace her at the top within the next few years.
Shana

OMG the worst!
iWasteTime

Except with FOB are at her shows
stav

I’ve been tired of her!
Karma WhO

somebody is straight shading bey today lmaooo i enjoy the laughs tho, hell its funny as f!
missmiami305

dang she tiny. Gaga can wrap both arms around her waist
iWasteTime

you see sweat, I see cling and on all them curves.
nucynu25

Her body is the truth
Da Puppet Mistress

Who hurt you Sandra?
https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

Y’all read this story!!

http://abc13.com/news/fort-bend-isd-superintendent-discusses-forgery-arrests/1319005/#videoPlayer
B.Sweet Jezebel

She got kicked out the concert because of her backpack.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

Girl she ain’t got enough bandwidth for that
AG

Same.
Da Puppet Mistress

$10 yo. Smdh.
Da Puppet Mistress

Oh yeah. I forgot about that. Thanks for the refresher.
https://sandrarose.com SandraRose

Who hurt you? You come off as very passive-aggressive. Seek help for that.
Angela

It’s an upset-ssion?
Da Puppet Mistress

*snorts*
Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

PLANT FOREMAN FROM WATER PLANT IN FLINT DEAD…WOMAN LEADING THE LAWSUIT DEAD…SOMETHING’S AMISS….
Finding Forever…

It shouldn’t have been just of ANY ole Trojan, but a Magnum (more space) oooor even a Bare Skin (thinner than standard)…LOL
B.Sweet Jezebel

LOL – She didn’t want to go anyway so it’s okay.

I think this weather is about to take my internet out. So I’ll be sleeping for the rest of the day. LOL
https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

He got a GFM. Daddy said they are pushing for trial. Went to school and the principal talked to the cop. Cop was like oh well. Printed out his grades, references none of that mattered.
Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

According to documents obtained by Ted Oberg Investigates, three area school districts have handled dozens of these cases in the past three years. Those documents show that in every case in which a suspect’s race is listed, the suspect is a student of color
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FISHY OR NAH?
ShelleDC

I didn’t even notice her. There where rumors that he broke of the engagement.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

Cackles.
imright

the obsession is borederline psychotic now!!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

Texas.
Da Puppet Mistress

My power has been out twice fooling with these storms. You be safe. Work homie just went to the Brunch Box for me for my birthday food. Out in the rain. Loves him.
MissHarlem

??? I just died
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

LOL!!
MissHarlem

Y’all both seeking help huh ???
Da Puppet Mistress

Im still dead at her basically telling me “Heffa who you talking to? If you dont get help at Charter…please get help somewhere.”
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

Here’s the funny..In all these years..I haven’t seen the hive go after Sandra…
LeBrick James

So any chance we’ll see a post about that doctor who was supposed to intervene with Prince’s opiate-addiction… And sent this son to get the process started… And his son got there a day late, and was one of the people who found him dead in the elevator?
Rayne

I honestly would wear something like this for fiancé …but his hungry azz would eat me out this dress. Last time he swallowed a big piece of latex and we had to pause. I almost broke up with his hungry choking azz.??
iWasteTime

the white house just tweeted the video of POTUS meeting Little Miss Flint.
It was so KEWT !! She squealed !!
B.Sweet Jezebel

Absolutely. I wish I had some dack on the calendar.
Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

GOTCHA…MAKES SENSE NOW.
iWasteTime

Man I felt bad for dude reading that. He called 911 right? He was the one who didn’t know the address, said everyone in the house was a mess
Da Puppet Mistress

I know thats right.
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

….do tell…
Karma WhO

u know what..i agree! they get at EVERYBODY who comes for bey..but not sandra tho..she must got rank lol
NegroDamus

I take it K Michelle would have been escorted off the premises once her vagina odor, mixed with a rust/sweat smell wafted from under this same condom dress…
B.Sweet Jezebel

I know who I would want on the calendar but he’s probably not going to act right.
LeBrick James

The term “too little too late” came to mind when I read that. They knew he had a problem, and finally decided to call for help the day before he died? Sad.
That’s the kind of thing that just haunts you for life, wondering what might have been if you had just done something a little bit sooner.
Karma WhO

lmaoo ..i jus died lmao not a IV tho lol
Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

THERE’S ANOTHER ONE TOO…8TH GRADER…$2 BILL FROM HER GRANDMOTHER…
–

Not for some local school cops. For one day, public enemy number one when it came to forgery was 13-year-old eighth grader Danesiah Neal at Fort Bend Independent School District’s Christa McAuliffe Middle School.

Now 14, Daneisha was hoping to eat that day’s lunch of chicken tenders with her classmates using a $2 bill given to her by her grandmother when she was stopped by the long arm of the law.

“I went to the lunch line and they said my $2 bill was fake,” Danesiah told Ted Oberg Investigates. “They gave it to the police. Then they sent me to the police office. A police officer said I could be in big trouble.”

Not just big trouble. Third-degree felony trouble.
MissHarlem

I’m over here giggling like huh
iWasteTime

You are so right about that.
Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

BEES NEED FLOWERS TO STAY ALIVE…THIS INCLUDES ROSES. LMAO!
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

QUESTION
How many of us body shame ourselves in this blog? This is a serious question. The reason I asked is my guy (and a couple of ex’s) brought to my attention how I would unconsciously hide parts of my body while intimate like my tummy or I would never send a full body naked shot to NOOOBODY (untlil 2 days ago..different story). My man has said I have seen all of you and I love it..Why is it we can’t see it. He said when Im uncomfortable..he is not at looking at me but looking at me squirm when he is trying to takin his woman and I won’t let him. Women what is that? Why is it hard for most of us to embrace every curve every flaw?
Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

LOADED DAMN QUESTION…DEFINITELY MENTAL/EMOTIONAL…I GOT NOTHING ELSE THO. I’VE DONE THE SAME
hotntot95

Fire the designer…photographers don’t give a dayum I see…
side_i

Can we get a post about these LGBT supporters starting the hash tag #giveelsaagirlfriend or maybe it’s something else but basically Disney is coming out w/ Frozen 2 & the gays want Disney to give her a girlfriend to show kids is okay for a princess to love another princess romantically….HELL NAW !!
iWasteTime

brainstorming a story?? EYE see you !
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

Good stank though. A clean sweat.
NegroDamus

eww kneegah thats gay
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

We compare ourselves to each other and then we put a self image on ourselves to be perfect according to who? Why isn’t it we can’t just say I love and accept me as the perfect me?
Finding Forever…

TELL US MORE, TELL US MORE…IT’S AN OPEN POST…CEASE THE MOMENT
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

!!! Looks alright…
https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

And can’t face prosecution since he called the fuzz?
ZRoJoTheLezBeyond

Ain’t it though? I was just about to say something along those lines.. If Bey was really a truck stop singer then I would like to know which truck stop she performed at? And if she felt so negatively towards Bey, why purchase tickets to her show? I read where she said she got a refund but that doesn’t explain why she would purchase tickets to a Bey concert if she really felt she was a truck stop singer and all the other negative names she’s called her in the past. She comes off as obsessed with Bey. I’m in no way a part of the hive, but I’ve been reading Miss Rose’s blog for a few yrs. It’s entertaining for the most part. Helps my work day pass when I’ve reached a slow moment.
B.Sweet Jezebel

We’re self conscious and we all have parts we wish were ‘better’ or different so we accentuate the parts we deem good. I don’t hide while sexing though because when I’m getting busy well… you must like it you’re trying to get into it so it works for me.
iWasteTime

Sometimes I wish DaQuan was gone.
I get what you are saying and it is hard but it took Mr. to really put me in my place about it for me to change. Now … tuh!!
ZRoJoTheLezBeyond

I got an e-mail from him (Dr. Charles Dupre) about 30 minutes ago that he sent out to all the parents about this problem. Just crazy.
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

Nah..just trying to see what part was so delicious he couldn’t wait to peel it back it so he just ate plum through wrapper..Shyd I done had some goot azz Now an Laters I ate the paper on..but dayum! ROFL!
Let Your Soul Glow

Wait. It’s today???
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

Waste I done had men eat the whole edible panty..lick all the whip cream off..but her man up in this peace chewing plastic to get to that azz!
Finding Forever…

Have heard the same thing, too…Dudes (welllll those who you’re on that level with) USUALLY don’t care & it’s JUST about YOU & HIM…the intimacy. I was light dimmer/ LET’S BE GREAT IN DA DARK @ on point in time. YOU JUST GOTTA LET GO–WE SHOULD ALLLL BE GREAT IN OUR ROLLS & FOLDS (OR WHATEVER HANG-UPS WE MIGHT HAVE), LOL…
OSHH

The last time I was active lol..the dude in question and I shared an attraction and chemistry so strong. that I felt like the hottest,
s e x iest thing on the planet..sooo plus you gain more confidence as you get older.
RICHIE_RICH

It was juicy last night . Mother bout to gather him!!!!!
Yoni

Since this is an open post……

Yall thoughts on THIS!

http://www.wcpo.com/news/local-news/hamilton-county/springdale/tri-county-mall-security-guard-kicks-man-out-for-saggy-pants
AnonymousRose

had this asked of me not long ago, and he was like your body is beautiful why don’t you walk around naked.in front of me.. i’m like Don’t know, he said what are you ashamed of, I said I have no Idea
Yoni

And new post – da baby
Finding Forever…

YOU’S JUST OUT HERE LETTING ALLLL HAAANG FOR THE HUBS ;)…CRAZY that we can walk around in this body for YEEEARRRSS & HAVE HELLA HANG-UPS, but that ONE can come around & SHAKE ISH FROM THE ROOTS. LOL, HAVE YOU QUESTIONING YOUR DAMN SELF.
SummerBaby

I know I been in & out, but you got a new man?! Congrats girl! Yeah I think most women have done this before. At one point I didn’t even have full body shots on social media. The media be having us all messed up with “their” standards of beauty.
NegroDamus

I think you’re projecting what you think your mate is attracted to, thus making their acceptance of you seem spurious . Self-actualization is key for compliments or assurances from your mate to translate….you have to believe you’re beautiful, flaws n all, and accept yourself 100%.
Finding Forever…

REAAALLY?
MsVAllDay

Hilarious!!! I don’t know why they keep coming for auntie on here.
MotherOfDragons, GetOffMyENuts

I have in the past. Massively. It’s something I have to remind myself not to do because it sneaks up on me at times but this is me. This body has kept me alive for all these years, carried my babies and delivered them healthy, gained and lost a ton of weight, and still gets me through every day and takes care of me and mine. Is it perfect? No, never will be, but there is beauty in imperfection and I see the beauty in mine. Took me YEARS to love myself and I’m going to keep doing it. Idgaf who doesn’t like it as long as I continue to love it, and I’m not ashamed of any part of me.
PettyEyezPrime

Why is this tagged under Trojan condom *puts head down and sheds thug tears*??
Sincerity7

Yeah – not her best outfit choice.
https://www.sandrarose.com Django the God

She was walking to her table like…
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9e3c42ce2a5e1a9291d03d091dcef42ca2c3534935f28a4c61834cce730e8345.gif
Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

This is true, but alot of us do this and Im wondering where does it stem from? Is it the visual ques of society that shay this is perfect and this is not? We say all the time MEN like this kind of woman or women with this or that..but most men like us…just for us and we wont take that a truth..
Jones

I am confused as to why she would agree to this dress. She can do what she wants. I would have showed up in some pajama pants. To tired from the tour to dress.
Rayne

It was a hot July night. Baby just got off work. I ordered some lingerie the week before , it arrived on time. House smelling good got 1800 on deck his favorite cigars and everything. He comes in, I’m wearing my house coat looking normal. All of s sudden he rips my housecoat off. Underneath I’m wearing this nude latex body suit with NOTHING but me under it. We kidding grunting knocking stuff over . I’m sweating edible lotion dripping skin wet. We’re standing in my hallway never leaving this wall. Baby got on his knees but his head in the small crotch opening eating me and latex. I guess he swallowed and it notice it didn’t go down right away . Baby stood up in a panic I’m like oh hell wtf! He slobbering panting choking. All I’m thinking is you bet not throw up on the floor lol cause I’m no cleaning that up. Girl .. I beat him in the back so hard he couldn’t help but spit it out . Laid on the damn floor and passed the hell out. Lmmfao! I threw some of what I thought was cold water, but it was steaming hot water in his face. HE WOKE THE HELL UP THEN ?? needless to say we ended up getting drunk playing dusties. He hates when I bring this story up cause I laugh really ignorant and he hates my laugh loooooolll.
iWasteTime

STOOOP!! I snorted !
MsVAllDay

This is disgusting. I know she was stinking when she got back to the crib.
NegraGata

So I listen to a hip-hop station all day at work (it’s all I can get, and I’m not using my data because their wi-fi puts limitations on my phone), and this Panda song by “Desiigner” sounds so much like Future, it always takes me a minute to remember it’s not him (Future).
morenYAHdelsur

LOL she looks like she can barely move.
morenYAHdelsur

Wtf is he saying? I think I heard something about a “salad bar with the candles”??? LOL
DJ

I’m the opposite; I will walk around the house naked
IDC I am okay with my body. Hell, I accept that my booty has dimples like a golf ball and I have a stomach with a slight pooch. However,my level of comfort could be attributed to my mother; she always walked around the house naked.
http://totallifechanges.com/PurTEA VanillaCaramel2shotsExpresso

I need that to lose 10 pounds ….????
BRING THE PAYNE

….is ALL i got!
imright

exactly! ??????
OSHH

There is much beauty in imperfection and as you age, you tned not to dwell on flaws, you love the crooked toe and all…..I think social media has increased many a woman’s insecurity that is one the many reasons, I don’t
ZRoJoTheLezBeyond

WHAT?!?!
NegroDamus

I think it may also have something to do with your chosen mate as well. if its somebody that you allowed into your life because you thought with your “perceived” flaws that’s the best you could do, that could be another reason. Thoughts of (maybe if I lose this much/ i could have gotten this… or if I felt/looked sexier, maybe I could have gotten with someone at or above my level) would be so persistent that it causes too much doubt. Seeing that you’re probably not attracting the type of men or women you want/feel you deserve, you’re “flaws” will always be the culprit.
Sucker Free

I love Twigs too!!

She has that je ne sais quoi
Jozie723

I was wondering how she prevented sweating in that dress.. so uncomfortable.
GTFOHWTBS

beyond gross
iWasteTime

look at you speaking french!
I agree with you sucker! she does !
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

I have one question. Who da hayle was wearing the latex? You? Him? A third (or fourth) party? Squash that. I have 2 questions. What did the latex come from, hmmm?
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

?…
Finding Forever…

LOL…CTHU…DAAMN, YOU ALMOST SENT THAT MAN TO HIS MAKER ON SOME LATEX ISH, LOL…GLAD THAT ALL WENT WELL. IMAGINE BEING ON SEX SENT ME TO THE ER? HOW YOU GONNA EXPLAIN THAT, LOL
Finding Forever…

YOU’S A DAMN FOOL, LOL…YOU’D BE THE ONE THERE TO PUT THAT COAT ON & CATCH IT–WHEN IT FALLS, HUH?
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

If you recall Sheila E.’s comment to his death I kinda knew what it was then. Nevertheless…It’s Purple Passion for me.
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

A few years, huh? Too bad you can’t see the archives. ?
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Whaaa? When?!
ZRoJoTheLezBeyond

All of the archives are on the right of the screen on the main page. Should I look into a particular month/yr? Did she used to like Bey and/or write positively in regards to her? (serious question, no sarcasm)
Rayne

I was wearing it. It came from this lil boutique by my house .??
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Are the statistics wrong or does he not know the demographics of his student body?

Did he know it was a counterfeit bill? I don’t know. Would I want my kid questioned without me being there? No. People may say if you have nothing to hide you would cooperate. However, any 1st year lawyer or law clerk knows ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN BE HELD AGAINST YOU and usually is if you aren’t sitting with representation.
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Group therapy. Maybe if enough of the Roses join in there can be a massive discount. I request to bring my own couch…and pillows.
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

???
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

Huuuuh ??
Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

You’d be surprised. It does happen. ?
SameoleJ

Bey said: Azz still fat, though!!!
7ate9

Unless his ass was out security should have just shook his head at that fool and kept walking. A hate folks that want to police everybody’s behavior while screaming about their Christian rights being infringed upon. Mind ya fckn business.
what?why

Ah Oh, I think her butt pads are showing… This dress looked fabulous on her – the belle of the ball!
Dr.Rue

Poor Bey…
Dr.Rue

Her butt in that dress looks like an uncooked chicken. Why did they dress Bey like this? lol
Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

RECEIPTS…

http://vigilantcitizen.com/latestnews/woman-leading-flint-water-poisoning-lawsuit-found-shot-dead-home/
Renee Bee

??
You need to expound on this and make some money with a bestseller. #TrueTalk
Rayne

Lol
Full Monty

Is gaga trying to pick her up or something? You know you are that bish when all they got is you sweating!
Renee Bee

I am serious. There are coins to be made on Amazon. Get busy writing. Don’t waste that talent.
ZRoJoTheLezBeyond

Wooow… they better investigate this mess. Waaay too damn fishy.
soflystann

The concert in Atlanta was everything. Why did she add another leg tho?
Rayne

Imma look into that cause me and bae got millions of stories like that. We got a similar one to Kevin hart that time we took a pill. ??? never again!! He tripped out the entire damn time.
product of 79

Bet dat lil booty smelled like hot dog water after LOL… The hug is wat tickled me the most…Bey NEVER hugs back ??? she leans in, let them hug her but she never closes the hug ?
product of 79

She never hugs back…I jus said that up top… Opened armed hugs is her expertise…
product of 79

???
Mel

Someone said last year how hot that gala is what they can’t afford central air up in there ?
KB

That arse and vadge is soaked!!! LMAO! hope she didn’t stop anywhere & went immediately to her hotel for a wash. ?
KB

Robert Pattinson and Twigs are still together??? ?
Auditor

I embrace every inch of myself. Not too many women look like me though…tall, slender, and toned. I definitely use these long legs to my advantage. I’m also a Scorpio so I guess being sexy and not tripping about myself comes naturally. I’m a freak and won’t deny it lol.

I guess due to the images put out by society….you MUST be this, this, and this at ALL times. While men don’t have to do shiiit but not stink lol.
Auditor

That ONE evil person comes along and just fcks up your head. You knew you was the shiit before but you let that person shake you. Happened to me ONE time when I was 17. I let it go and been the shiiit ever since and can’t nobody tell me different. You don’t like it…there’s 7 billion people on this earth…one mf will…
Sucker Free

oui ma cherie, je parle francais en peu
Sweet Black Cherri

Today’s word for the day class is: CON-den-sa-tion! Say it with me now, Condensation! Very good
bemetoo

Beyonfake didn’t even want to hug lady gaga
mzbestseller

No he says “I got EBT and the TANF” ?????
Americadies

Liberals are some sick people.

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