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Emo rapper Drake was the host and musical guest on NBC’s Saturday Night Live this past weekend.

The Canadian native parodied himself as a hypersensitive rapper who has imaginary beef with everyone, including SNL cast members, a cleaning lady and even Lorne Michaels for complimenting him on doing a good job. (“Good job? That’s it? I’m doing great you bitch!”)

Drake was noticeably absent from his usual courtside seat in Toronto on Sunday as his beloved Raptors routed Dwyane Wade and the Miami Heat 116-89 in game 7 of the NBA Eastern conference semifinals.

On Tuesday the Raptors take on LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers in game 1 of the NBA eastern conference finals at the Q in Cleveland. Game 1 marks the Raptors’ 1st ever conference finals appearance in franchise history.

The Raptors don’t stand a chance against the Cavs who took a week off after sweeping our Atlanta Hawks 4-0 in round 2 of the NBA playoffs.

  • Yoni

    I liked him better when he had the beard. *dismissive wave*

    iWaste, he can still get it…….but only with the beard. LMAO :box:

  • iWasteTime

    lolol!
    I’ll be back in 2 weeks!!
    I like the baby face fresh, gives me so Far Gone feels.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I hate @Yoni for calling this man a beardless baby ???

  • Yoni

    :kiss:

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I’m not gonna lie, he was fine with that beard. Gave him an edge…

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I’m not gonna lie, he was fine with that beard. Gave him an edge…

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I’m not gonna lie, he was fine with that beard. Gave him an edge…

  • harley_quinn2.0

    You need a beating ?

  • http://batman-news.com Mama Dee’s Wig Maker

    Drake needs his beard back…that is all

  • harley_quinn2.0

    You need a beating ?

  • harley_quinn2.0

    You need a beating ?

  • http://batman-news.com Mama Dee’s Wig Maker

    Drake needs his beard back…that is all

  • http://batman-news.com Mama Dee’s Wig Maker

    Drake needs his beard back…that is all

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    Raptors routed Dwyane Wade and the Miami Heat 116-89 in game 7 of the NBA Eastern conference semifinals.
    ^^^^^^^^
    This made my day yesterday.

    When you are petty and you dont eem LIKE the Raptors since Vince Carter left. I mean they are OKAY.

    But you know Miami is your ex fave basketball team. And you know that in your sports mind… you have cursed their whole entire franchise to never not win not chit again bc of it. And they proceed to lose. Ha.

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    Raptors routed Dwyane Wade and the Miami Heat 116-89 in game 7 of the NBA Eastern conference semifinals.
    ^^^^^^^^
    This made my day yesterday.

    When you are petty and you dont eem LIKE the Raptors since Vince Carter left. I mean they are OKAY.

    But you know Miami is your ex fave basketball team. And you know that in your sports mind… you have cursed their whole entire franchise to never not win not chit again bc of it. And they proceed to lose. Ha.

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    Raptors routed Dwyane Wade and the Miami Heat 116-89 in game 7 of the NBA Eastern conference semifinals.
    ^^^^^^^^
    This made my day yesterday.

    When you are petty and you dont eem LIKE the Raptors since Vince Carter left. I mean they are OKAY.

    But you know Miami is your ex fave basketball team. And you know that in your sports mind… you have cursed their whole entire franchise to never not win not chit again bc of it. And they proceed to lose. Ha.

  • Buttercup

    Welp, I can’t add anything to this conversation. It’s all been covered.

  • Buttercup

    Welp, I can’t add anything to this conversation. It’s all been covered.

  • Buttercup

    Welp, I can’t add anything to this conversation. It’s all been covered.

  • Yardgirl

    He did a good job with the acting, much better than most of the recent “actors” who have hosted. Count me in as one you thought he looked much better with the beard. IMO he has a weak chin o_O

  • Yardgirl

    He did a good job with the acting, much better than most of the recent “actors” who have hosted. Count me in as one you thought he looked much better with the beard. IMO he has a weak chin o_O

  • Yardgirl

    He did a good job with the acting, much better than most of the recent “actors” who have hosted. Count me in as one you thought he looked much better with the beard. IMO he has a weak chin o_O

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    I like Aubrey. I want him to keep winning. I like him with the beard but he a handsome guy without it.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    When I saw the pic, it reminded me of the time my dad shaved his beard when I was a kid, the man looked so different…Scared the ish out of me….He never did it again ??

  • Vonn

    Yes he was. I don’t even like light meat, but that beard…umm hmm

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    Told yall Dub21 daddy cut his locs off when she was about 6-7 yo. He comes to pick her up. I was like open the door for your daddy. She look out the window. She was like that aint my daddy. Its “some man”. WE DIED.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    She pulled a Harpo…He ain’t none of my daddy ??….minus the rock throwing

  • iWasteTime

    Girl Mine too than Jose bitch ass ruined it.
    Swing BACK!! That man straight blacked your damn eye sir!!
    The North gonna have a time with LeBron but I don’t see a sweep

  • harley_quinn2.0

    We will rise agane ??

  • nicelyput32

    One Dance is going to be my spring/summer jam. “Baby, I like your style”.

  • Milani

    I liked the skit…it’s nice he can laugh at himself. He did look much better with the beard, but he still looks good without it.

  • iWasteTime

    SNL needs new writers. His time in 14 was way funnier. This show was funny from Weekend Update on! Drake’s Beefs were hilarious
    ” You threw out my water bottle, I had 10 sips left” I cackled, I was on one too but I cackled

  • PettyEyezPrime

    GM ROSES??

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    She was not only distraught she was pissed at him. “I just saw you yesterday when you took me to school. YEW didnt say you were gonna cut your HAIR”. We were teasing her this weekend. That is that dude wife. She was pure bossing him around this weekend…with his real wife right there. Shit be hilarity.

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    I hope they fight to the finish. Its the Raptors time man. Its been a long time coming.

  • Just Keya

    GM guys.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    He’s not a bad looking without it. But the beard made him eye candy.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    I’m just elated Miami lost. Now let’s pray Cavs have the same fate. Still no chance against the Warriors.

  • Hugga Bunch

    Anyone who can laugh at/make fun of themselves is alright with me. Kudos to Drake.

  • NegroDamus

    He does parody about the beefs. Yet he ducked, ran, and hide when Jayz, Common, Ludacris, DMX came for his ass. Don’t understand how he has a fan base outside of the delusional women looking for the next unattainable Tupac, as a prerequisite for being their boyfriend

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    Miami Heat aint winning nothing ever again I hope. I hope they become the Miami Dolphins of basketball. *silent shoulder shaking laughter*

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Did your friend make it to the party? Did Dub21 enjoy herself? Did you behave ??

  • Buttercup

    Good morning babe. How are you and the nugget? Have you shared a name with us yet?

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Morning!

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    She made it. I made her ass work AND stay round my house on Saturday night. Then yesterday morning, I went back up to the hotel. I fed her, the girls (her daughter too) on that free ass breakfast buffet. It was slamming.

    Dub21 still someplace hungover. She had a blast lol.

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    I GOT NOTHING BUT GOOD MORNING! SOME SEEDS THAT WERE PREVIOUSLY SOWN WILL BUD AND BLOOM THIS WEEK! I’M CLAIMING IT!

  • Yoni

    Like this :whip: or :chase: or :spank: ? LOL

  • harley_quinn2.0

    SNL is not my cup of tea. The show has a way of making the funniest people unfunny ?.

  • Vonn

    That beard made him bankable to me.

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    Hey there.

  • Afiya

    Hey, you think it was good luck that Drake wasnt there? Lol. #need hisfaceback

  • melissaisasnob

    Me too. Because when people are so serious (and young) and walking around with sticks in their asses, I don’t have time for that.

  • That’s Interesting

    He was fine too. I think he did a great job!

  • Buttercup

    Gloray!

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Hell no ?. I rebuke that last statement. As long as Pat Riley Armani suit wearing azz sits in that front office, I belee.

  • therealashland

    The cavs gonna get spanked

  • Afiya

    OF: Anybody watch ’60 Days IN?

  • Bam Bam Li

    ROFL!! Same thing happened when my hubby shaved his, my daughter freaked out non stop I was in tears ??

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I hate whoever turned this woman into a gif ??

  • iWasteTime

    Him and Jay Had a back and forth.
    DMX is getting a check in 2016 thanks to Drake. He is on Views.
    He confirmed that him and Luda had the same girl but um what Luda last Album do?
    I’m not gonna touch Common, that beef too was over a woman that Drake still see’s and cheers on from time to time.
    He has a huge fan base out side of women because he raps about being yourself. You don’t have to be a fake thug, shooter or Hustler to make paper in this Rap thing

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    I watched the first few, but it’s been a while. How’s that soccer mom doing, did anyone leave?

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I know he was hurt cause mine surely was ??

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    what Luda last Album do?

    ^^^^^^
    Shit went quadruple brass.

  • Buttercup

    I love it, because it is on point with how I’m sometimes feeling.

  • iWasteTime

    OAN: The Baddest Puta mad at Mona cause Cardi B music is bigger.
    I need help understanding what Mona has to do with it. Is her music heavily promoted on LHHNY and more than Jose’ was?

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    IN THE MIDST OF SPEAKING IN TONGUES LOL

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Glad y’all had a good time. I can’t wait until this summer. I want to be feeling goodT off the alcohol ?

  • tintin

    Sandra don’t diss our Tdot. we stand a chance. so don’t diss.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    You better have a will. Folks out here getting transplanted penises from anonymous donors. Tell me this isn’t the ultimate revenge for a wife scorned.

  • Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

    ???? My father did the exact same thing to me! The man dropped me off to school with a full beard, when he came to pick me up without it I refused to go with him. I was so scared it took my father 20 minutes to convince me he wasn’t a stranger trying to kidnap me. He never shaved his beard off again after that.

  • That’s Interesting

    I can’t because I can’t stand that gay policewoman. I’ve watched several episodes tho. It got kinda boring to me too.

  • Sucker Free

    According to my 16 year old…Cardi B got bars…Joseline not so much

  • PettyEyezPrime

    I LOVE LUDA!!! When did his last album come out though?

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Well that just says a lot about Jose’s “talent”. How you got someone of Esteebie’s caliber behind you and your music is poppin nowhere? How Sway? Cardi focus has always been the music. You want to be in the middle of drama and worry about Estebbie beefcake. I’m not saying Cardi is top notch cause it’s not but she’s putting in the work.

  • Sucker Free

    Dont be hating on Drake…his future mad bright, cant you see?

  • PettyEyezPrime

    ?Who dis mayne?

  • NegroDamus

    he never went at Jay other than commenting on his high end art raps…To which Mr. Carter responded and ms drake suddenly got selective hearing. Next thing you know he court-side at an NBA game serving Jay and Bey drinks???
    Luda came at drake about stealing those adlibs he suddenly started rapping, like “i be liking my dranks cherry..kool-aid”. Drake never responded lyrically.
    DMX called him out on wax, drake didn’t respond.
    Common called the n!gga canadra dry..Drake no repsonse.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Cardi B IMO is ACTUALLY talented. Went on tour off a mixtape. Can BUY her music on iTunes.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Stranger Danger ??

  • Sucker Free

    Hes a really good actor…live acting is no joke…

    Bearded Drake is BAE

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    Cardi B is also likeable. Her raps need work but I want her to win. Jose can fall back down the stripper hole she came out of.

  • Buttercup

    Guhl, what savagery have you been involved in?

  • PettyEyezPrime

    didn’t she tell US and STEEBIE that she NOT GOING BACK TO THE STRIP CLUB ?

  • SummerBaby

    Drake needs to bring back the beard.

  • SummerBaby

    New post

  • Milani

    NEW POST

  • Bam Bam Li

    Hurt all the way to the pancreas ??. He got more pissed that I kept laughing too

  • Yoni

    SOMETIMES.

  • Yoni

    Right!

  • Yoni

    Right!

  • Yoni

    Did anyone find out about the other is what I want to know.

  • Yoni

    Did anyone find out about the other is what I want to know.

  • Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

    I hid behind my teaching yelling ” You sound like my daddy , but you don’t look like him” who are you? Where’s my mother? My 5 year old self was traumatized. ?

  • Jahnée Gill Mr.Eddie Murphy

    I hid behind my teaching yelling ” You sound like my daddy , but you don’t look like him” who are you? Where’s my mother? My 5 year old self was traumatized. ?

  • Yardgirl

    Yessss!! Live acting is not easy at all, even some of the SNL mess up sometimes.

  • Afiya

    Tami. Lol They need to take her badge.

  • SameoleJ

    MORNING and Yes, Claim it!!

  • Afiya

    Richard & Jeff punked out

  • iWasteTime

    Meek said Drake name, Drake and Meek had beef.
    Subliminal about adlibs is laughable and I reply would make someone who is currently musically irrelevant, relevant. Drake does that enough.
    Drake served Bey a Drink and was on her album after that back and forth and Jays been on every Drake Album.
    Drake responded to Common and again Its Wack when the Gods get to acting like the broads.

  • NegroDamus

    Yew stanning too hard. In the Golden era of Hip Hop that’s all it took for REAL TRUE LYRICIST to go on EPIC lyrical contests against their detractors. Drake a good entertainer, but he picked and chose his 5-6 word responses wisely. Yet he dropped two full length disrecpectful songs to go at meek mill. not legendary

  • Chile_Pleeze

    I agree… I like her. she had to grow on me though… I still cringe when she talks though…

  • iWasteTime

    He went at the one person who said his name and questioned him writing. Tis all!! We good.
    You don’t like him. I do.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    I figured. He talked that big talk like prison was Club Med.

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    She told Steebie. I don’t yet believe her. Once she gets kicked off LHH what else is there for her to do?

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    These men. I keep telling them fawk that white horse and a carriage but they still need me. LMAO.

  • Shana

    Drake good -spirited! He will stay employed with his attitude!

  • Shana

    Yes, Cardi is light weight funny and likeable. Joseline is mean, a druggie and always threatening to fight someone.

  • Shana

    You’ve got to catch the Halloween and Christmas episodes. And anytime Justin Timberlake is on. since he has new music, I’m willing to bet he will be on either October or December of this year!

  • Maya

    Now he’s back to being plain ole’ Aubrey.

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    It should pain her to be lying that her music career is so huge on the show and it’s not.

  • MzFutureLCSW

    How can Toronto be apart of the NATIONAL BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION??
    Canada is a foreign country!!!

  • ~~eb

    Wasn’t Aubrey an actor at one time? This was pretty funny, but I just can’t with his bars.

  • ~~eb

    That’s a very good point. I never even thought about that!

  • jussaying

    because it doesn’t have anything to do with our nation – its profit. NBA saw ability to expand to Toronto and this just happened to be profitable. they tried it in Vancouver but that didn’t work out well. can say the same about the NHL.

  • jussaying

    lol no ma’am don’t be giving that modern day Elvis props on Janet’s day ?

  • Lisa daniels

    ? yep