Music mogul Sean Combs recently dodged a bullet when a paternity test he allegedly took came back negative.
Combs, 46, will know the test results on Friday, according to Instagram.com blogger Fameolous, who somehow got ahold of the document before Combs did.
According to the blogger, a 26-year-old woman named T. George (probably an alias) surprised Combs by accusing him of siring her infant son.
She reportedly lied on the paperwork about the infant's age (he's 2 months old, not 8 months as she claimed), and she allegedly lied about her age. Her birth date is March 14, not April 14. The significance of her lies could come into play at a later date if it turns out she is underage.
You know Combs prefers his women young and dumb. It's easy to see why he rushed to provide a sample of his DNA for a paternity test before she could alert the blogs.
The results of the DNA test -- if you believe the blogger -- came back negative. But that didn't stop the groupie from running to the blogs anyway. After all, she still had a story to tell.
The fact that Combs even offered to take a DNA test (if this story is true) means he is at the very least guilty of creeping on his longtime concubine, one-hit-wonder Cassie Ventura.
The blogger claims Combs and the groupie carried on an 18-month affair while he was with Cassie.
Everyone knows the father-of-5 can impregnate a willing groupie just by breathing on her. Combs is known to wear condoms to prevent such accidents from occurring. So maybe the condom broke during a particularly intense session?
According to the blogger, another rapper is scheduled to take a paternity test next month.
Hopefully, Combs already got tested for STDs.