Dwight Howard

NBA superstar Dwight Howard will suit up for the Atlanta Hawks this upcoming season. Howard and the Hawks agreed to a three-year, $70 million deal, according to Yahoo Sports.

The pouty, tantrum-prone, 6′ 11″ center has settled on the number 8 for his jersey.

If you follow numerology then you understand the significance the number 8 has in his life.

8 is the number of times Howard was selected to play in the NBA All-star game.

Half of 8 = 4: the number of teams he’s played with in his 12 seasons in the NBA.

8 is also the number of children Howard allegedly sired with a plethora of baby mamas in different area codes.

Despite his claims that he’s a changed man who found Jesus, Howard is best known for his off-the-court drama involving numerous baby mamas and countless children spread throughout the contiguous United States.

At first he only publicly acknowledged his 8-year-old son with ex-dancer and reality star Royce Reed.

Then he admitted siring 4 children — 2 boys and 2 girls — all under age 8.

According to Blacksportsonline.com, the actual number of kids Howard has sired around the country is 8.

Considering the many groupies waiting to service him at home and on the road, it’s easy to see why Howard can’t recall the exact number of kids he sired until he gets the results of DNA tests.

Howard says he doesn’t claim his kids publicly to protect them from the harsh criticism of the judgmental bloggers on social media.

“I know how harsh the Internet and social media can get, and I don’t want to put my kids through that,” he says. “I don’t want them to have to go to school, and kids are like, ‘Your dad did this. He sucks.’ I don’t want them to have to feel that same kind of hate that I have received. But I spend as much time as I can with them, and I truly love and care for them.”

Apparently that love doesn’t extend to his harem of baby mamas.

One woman complained bitterly to the tabloids that Howard constantly stiffs her on child support for their 4-year-old.

A judge ordered him to pay her $10,000 a month. But on his income of $30 million a year including salary and endorsements, he can barely manage to pay her $5,000 a month.

She says she wants it all — so she’s taking him back to court.

Welcome home, Dwight.


  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    “8 is also the number of children Howard allegedly sired with a plethora of baby mamas in different area codes.”

    ????? look atchu trynna redeem yourself??? good job, but we don’t forgive you?

  • Buttercup

    Welp, Hawks definitely won’t make it out of the second round of playoffs for sure now.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Not a fan…

  • SummerBaby

    Sandra done dropped a numerology lesson on our azz. ?

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    Despite his claims that he’s a changed man who found Jesus
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    Actually, he had already claimed to have already found Jesus WAY before he went out and had 8 kids with 12 different women. when he hit the scene he was supposedly relgious-fied.

  • SpillyNillie

    Sandra, is this fact or fiction? Addition or subtraction? These numbers ain’t adding up…

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    He was also born on the 8th and he was pregnancy number 8 for his mama nem. If you gonna tell it….

  • SpillyNillie

    You done threw my math off even more…LOL

  • Buttercup

    Yep. His good guy persona was strong. We he had the little boy with Royce, folks were like, “We all fall short.” Then it came out he had another baby and folks still gave him the benefit of the doubt saying, “Sometimes it takes a while to get it together.” Babies 3,4, and 5 came out of no where, and folks finally admitted that he’s a hoe.

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    All of his early interviews he talked endlessly about Jesus. He didnt just find Jesus.

  • Low E. TUH!

    WHAT AUNTIE DEW??

  • SummerBaby

    Lawd! You’re right! It sure did go that way.

  • Buttercup

    Isn’t his diddy a preacher?

  • Low E. TUH!

    ?????????????

  • nicelyput32

    ???

  • Auditor

    Interesting…we gone find him coked up on the 8th of August too? Lol

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    IDK. I know the daddy works at the HS he was drafted out of. I think the daddy the po po too.

  • http://Copblock.org Brenden’s Back #BlockDeez?

    Chile, mornin,,,She tried to undermine the movement with some he say she say he gay stuff,,,We wasn’t fooled?

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    8 kids? I don’t care how much money a dude has there is nothing he can do for me. I wouldn’t even want him around me. He might look at me and get me pregnant. *takes a handful of birth control*

  • Tammie Reed

    Congrats to him! I just would NOT want a man that tall, 6’11”??? If we were to have a daughter, what in the hell would she look like lmao! Po baby would be teased till eternity for sure!

  • Auditor

    Um with that much money you can have a boy…I wouldn’t have girls either…

  • Locapoca

    Yes!!! When he FIRST came into the league 8 baby mommas ago, he was looked at as this goody good church going boy

  • SpillyNillie

    Forget the height. With him as the deddy…she’d have some hella-fied shoulders!!

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    He has 8 kids, I’m sure soon enough we will know what she may look like.

  • Tammie Reed

    My hubby is just a lil taller than me, tall men are NOT my thing at all! Men that tall look goofy af to me and they feet omg! Lmao! But to each its own! LOL!

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    I dont follow numerology as Sandra said, but I DO follow basketball and fukkery which Dwight Howard is highly involved in BOTH.

  • http://batman-news.com Mama Dee’s Wig Maker

    I’m sure he will gain another baby in the city. Because you know some of the women are waiting to sink their teeth in his pockets…

  • nucynu25

    Brittany garner * whatever the bball dike is whos on child support

  • Tammie Reed

    Blinks twice!

  • Locapoca

    Yes ….. But he was clearly throwing more than holy water on them hoes ?

  • mela.reign77

    Heck he can start his own basketball team with eight kids!

  • http://batman-news.com Mama Dee’s Wig Maker

    Ha well damn

  • nucynu25

    dead

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    She’d be shaped like a refrigerator up top.

  • Buttercup

    He told them to throw that azz in a prayer circle.

  • Auditor

    Welp I’m almost 5’11″…Tall men only lol…thick ones too…I can’t mess with a skinny man either cause I’m model size my own damn self…told one guy it would be like two sticks rubbing together and we’ll catch on fire. Bet he wanted to call me every name in the book but he didn’t…give him props for that lol.

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    Please GO and take @Loca with you

  • Tammie Reed

    I’m weak this morning, I’m weak! LOL!

  • Locapoca

    LOL yes he is like he tried to serve Royce with that gag order. I always said SHE KNEW about some of the others and he was scared she was gonna tell it on BBQ Wives

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    I have an unofficial 6’5 limit. After that everything just gets too caricature like.

  • Auditor

    Lol my cousin is shaped like that…lost ALL kinds of weight and still looks the same…we like what weight??!?

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    He is? I graduated with his sister so I remember her parents, but I don’t think dad is a pastor. But maybe he is now. HS was 20 years ago.

  • Low E. TUH!

    OH DEAR… LEMME SCROLL BACK

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    Correct!!!! I was still watching back then too. YES.

  • Buttercup

    LOL. You reminded me of how @Man would say that tall guys are genetic throwbacks. He used to have me weak.

  • Locapoca

    LOL omg ? The visual of this

  • Buttercup

    *hands spermicide to you*

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    Me too. Back when Royce was dancing at that pool party and trout mouth Evelyn acted all offended. I only made it 2 seasons with those nuts.

  • Tammie Reed

    My son is 6’3 and he is only 16! I’m like where in the hell did your height from because I’m 5’5″ his dad is 5’8″ my mom side is short but I heard my granddad was really tall! I hear it skips a generation though. Both of my nephews are over 6’3″ too. Don’t know about my dad side at all, since I don’t know him.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    He got 8 kids? Or more, with 8 Baby Mamas? ???

    8 is like Infinity sign? And his spurm keeps Going and Going and Going… ???

    Remember this guy :sperm: ? Lmaoooo

  • Buttercup

    I probably got it wrong. He and his wife started a faith-based charity organization, so my brain took things too far in thinking he’s a preacher.

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    the
    pool
    party

    *dies* YESSSSSSSSS. I remma when it was 30 minutes and got expanded to an hour.

  • Tammie Reed

    Looking like Lerch! Hell nawl! I think Dwyane Wade is a nice height, thats it! LOL!

  • Buttercup

    8 is like Infinity sign?
    ======
    *tears*

  • Locapoca

    I’m telling you! People forget but I remember he was aimimg at that girls head HARD. When it all came out I was like??? she knew About his hoe ass. He was shaking in his boots that she was gonna spill the Tea. We only knew of her son at the time…. Clearly there were others around the same age http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/08/GIF-Dirty-look-Evil-Hate-Look-Mad-Soon-Tea-GIF.gif?gs=a

  • Tammie Reed

    I know a girl like that, always in the gym and aint lost a bit of weight! Maybe she just maintaining! Tired of seeing her pics all sweaty, her healthy food meals and chit and she still look the same year after year! Girl you just big boned!

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    I know quite a few 6’+ 14 year olds (some with mustaches- lol). It’s interesting the way genetics work.

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    Thank you. I will spray it all over my body.

  • Locapoca
  • Buttercup

    Yeah, he was going for he jugular.

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    I remma his parents and their story when he got drafted. I recall thinking what nice people and what a nice well rounded player. *snorts* Now I know… NOT

  • Auditor

    YES she is…but no she really did lose ALOT of weight…just doesn’t look like it at all. The doctor put her on a liquid diet an she lost like 30+lbs.

  • Buttercup

    :ghost: This gif has giveth and this gif has taketh away.

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    Where is @Butter? I THOUGHT I clearly asked her to leave and take you TOO. This was the reason WHY

  • Locapoca

    That Bish was twerking like her life was in danger ?

  • Tammie Reed

    Where does that shape come from? I’m always confused when I see girls with that reverse triangle shape and they always in something tight at the bottom! Wear a size 2 at bottom and then up top they a size 20! Built like the WB Frog! Puts me int he mind of Sherri Shepherd too lol

  • Da Puppet Mistress

    I am in here HOLLERING. I mean full on hollering. Im glad my pod is empty today.

  • Buttercup

    Bwahahahaha. They trained him up, but he got a little off track. He’ll allow the LordT to direct his path when he’s ready (read: old, haggard, and knocking on Heaven’s door.)

  • Auditor

    Lol I watched a documentary on tall folks. Alot of times it is genetics but other times it’s the pituitary gland that gets messed up. Sometimes it turns off and sometimes it doesn’t. That’s how we get the freakishly tall people. Also there’s TWO types of tall people…the ones where their organs grew with them and the ones where they have normal sized organs…they don’t usually live long of course.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    ? ???

  • Auditor

    Eh it runs in my family…some of us are refrigerator shape and some are tall and lean like me. Just luck of the draw I guess lol.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Eeeeeee
    I’d be ‘molding them’ ???

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Yew bet not have no break baby Tam! :hahaha:
    Jk?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Bawdy
    Bawdy
    ????
    ?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    ????

  • E-VannaRootsAllEvil

    He ain’t gon do shat here

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    8 babes ago ????

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Lol

  • Tammie Reed

    I forgot all about her omg! What happened to her dang!

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    Or the Tasmanian devil.

  • LeBrick James

    I remember that. That was before the groupies started throwing panties at him in every NBA city. Then he just started giving in to the temptation, I guess.

  • Buttercup

    I’m in a meeting like

  • MissyJ

    I used love Dwight ol peanut head self… Now he can sit on it (not a sexual reference; to all the non old skool TV watchers that is a 50s insult from the classic television show Happy Days)

  • MissyJ

    Are you saying cause you tall as well or you scared to hunch with a 6’11 dude?
    I’m 5’4″ tallest I had was 7’1″ it was interesting but made it work lol

  • Tammie Reed

    …after all of that we just read about him, some chic will STILL try and holler at him, or have unprotected sex with him, ain’t that sad? With ALL the baby mamas, the drama, some chic out in the universe will think she is above them all(baby mamas) and can offer him something different. The thirst is real! #CarryOn

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    Maybe he calls his sperm holy water.

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    That’s said, but that tickled me. 8 kids and 8 different baby mamas…He probably never wears protection. And these chics busting wide up…Getting their eagle on. YUCK

  • Buttercup

    Or a wisdom tooth. Sherri finally grew out of hern,

  • LeBrick James

    8 kids? I hope that’s not true. Even for a dude with money like him, that’s a lot of money… 18 years of child support checks times 8 kids. smh.

    Not to mention 8 kids who would only know him as a part-time father, if he’s involved in their lives at all.
    Like I said, I hope it aint true. I know he’s got a couple of kids out there. I didn’t think it was 8 though.

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    Lordt why

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    So is the pharmacy and the infections that come along with that. GROSS.

    Sharing is NOT CARING

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    You can always make it work. lol

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Yes!

    And the bad version we said was “sit on an egg and rotate!”
    ^^^
    Said it even before we knew watt it meant ???

  • Auditor

    He should marry at least one of them lol

  • MissyJ

    They are also at risk for heart attack.. something bout their circulation.. Can’t reach the heart fast enough.. ion remember

  • Buttercup

    I couldn’t imagine getting it in with a guy that tall. Constantly being in his armpit would be too much for your girl.

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    So the other 7 can resent him even more? Nah that nig nog need to stay single and not have not nary additional kid.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Poor thing lol

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    Yeah my daughter is 6’1 she is 17….I be like stand up and be tall…ROCK THAT HEIGHT

  • Auditor

    DEAD

  • MissyJ

    I’m short enough that I was below the armpit lol

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    I’d probably be at his nipple. Hell depending on his torso (if he’s all legs), I might be at his dack.

  • Tammie Reed

    Im hollering that was funny as hell!! LOL! #armpithead

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    I’m shorter than you so I know I’d be at dack or navel level.

  • Tammie Reed

    I’m not interested in a man over 6 ft tall…period! That is all! Im not attracted to tall men. I like my lil hubby lol!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Low self esteem
    No hope for a real future
    Etc

    Like COOKING just said ‘this is so said’ ?
    ???

  • Buttercup

    Goodness! If you were below armpit, I would be at his navel.

  • Auditor

    Yes if you’re heart is not a good size and strength to pump the blood through your body

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Rocking runways ?? then ?
    ?

  • Tammie Reed

    Oh!

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    Yeah just get with one more! Make it 9. Whoop Whoop.

    SMDH

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    It’

  • LeBrick James

    Should have probably married one of them way back when… and then had kids with her. These dudes are so full of testosterone that nobody really expects them to be celibate. So I feel you might as well do your thing with your wife, instead of dropping your seed in cities all across America.

    That’s just so nasty to me anyway. God only knows what kind of diseases these dudes pick up along the way.

  • Buttercup

    I love to see tall women in heels!

  • Tammie Reed

    usually tall men love a petite woman, I never understood that but it happens a lot!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Get us outta this unsavory post!
    ????

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    It’s okay, she’s into modeling and acting. But it’s hard for her and hates her height…But hey….OWN IT!

  • LeBrick James

    $10k a month for 18 years sounds really attractive to some of these women.

  • nucynu25

    best thing to do…he wont tho

  • Auditor

    I’m 5’11″…couldn’t imagine being 6’1″…but yea I got over it…especially since a lot of biitches wish they could be my size…still haven’t gotten over all the nice, cute, CHEAP clothes I miss out on though *runs out the room and cries*

    Let me know if you need any web sites for clothes…I got ya!

  • LeBrick James

    Candace Parker is one of the few tall WNBA players that looks really beautiful. Most of the others look basically long and gawky.

  • MissyJ

    I was pregnit by a dude with 4 kids and 4 mamas (I would’ve been the 4th). In his defense, the first one hid the baby for 8 years (so when he had the 2nd and 3rd he didn’t know about the 1st), the second ran off and left their son, then me and the 3rd would have project twins (that’s bad I can admit that lol but he told me she was pregnant and my ears literally didn’t hear it). Anywhoo… he stayed with the 3rd because he was like well enough is enough, I gotta pick one. He still with her and miserable. I tried to tell him dude you can be with someone else, just don’t make a baby!

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    My friends say short women take all the tall men. LOL I usually date dudes that are 6’+… current is 6’1 and I’m 5’2.

  • nucynu25

    it shouldn’t matter as long as he wasn’t pre musty lol

  • nucynu25

    perfect

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    And she likes snick snacks like her brothers ???

    She so lucky for your encouragement sis!!! ?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Fugg dat! ??

  • Tammie Reed

    See!!!! LOL!

  • Auditor

    Ok all I saw was “was pregnant”…you miscarry?

    Yea life too short…guess that’s why people do what they do…*shrugs*

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    They can’t help it. They like to Fugg raw and often. ? #themkindofmen ?

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    Nope, I shall not be breathing on your dack every time we hug.

  • Auditor

    Sure do…but I’ve never had a problem…they tell me they hate bending down lol

  • Auditor

    Sigh…

  • MissyJ

    Yep I lost our son at 5 months. It was a crazy time. Ex-girl had their baby, 2 days later I got 2 lines on the stick, 6 days before that he’d gotten a notice to take a paternity test from the court for an 8 year old. He went from 1 to 4 kids in a literal WEEK. He and I are still cool, but I escaped a huge mess. I miss my son dearly but it would’ve been a MESS

  • Tammie Reed

    Googling her now because really tall chics look goofy to me and most can not make it in modeling! Most agency still only want you no taller than 5’9 too because its distracting on the runway.

    My friend’s daughter is 6’3 she is cute but still very tomboyish which is the stereotype when you are tall for a girl. Everyone thinks you hoop and she does!

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    Yes and please. I was on Shopstyle looking last night I stay shopping ask around. SO sad.

    You are 5’11 tall heifer. I usta to envy tall chics. Most of my girlfriends tower over me…To include everyone in my house. Hubby is 6’4…calling me bam bam, pebbles…shortie…So I stay in heels.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    He did I thought. That’s no more

  • Slickone

    He was sheltered growing up. He even went to a small Christian in Atl. When he was able to hop off the porch he went in!Unfortunately that happened in the Nba. He wasn’t ready!!?

  • Tammie Reed

    hollering and on the floor!

  • nucynu25

    Aww, sorry for your lost but everything happens for a reason.

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    Thanks sis. Yeah, she really be trying, her hardest critc is her daddy. When you tall and like to eat, it can go either way…..

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    LOL

  • MissyJ

    He was actually WITH Royce right? Not married but they were facebook official right?

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    Chuckles

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    ………….

  • Auditor

    Forever 21 stays in my rotation (good, cheap, well made stuff for ALL occasions). For tall pants/jeans hit up Alloy…man if they go out of business I don’t know what I would do. Old Navy/Gap/Banana Republic sells tall too but the quality is just not there I gave up on them. Hollister and AEO sells tall jeans/pants…quality isn’t there either for AEO. I don’t think I’ve ever bought pants from Hollister.

    She’s young so I don’t think she’s looking for professional, work clothes is she? I got the info on that too.

  • Milani

    NEW POST – Timbo and his wife

  • LeBrick James

    This would have been a good move for Atlanta 4-5 years ago. Now at his age, past his prime, they’re pretty much just getting the leftovers of his career.

  • Auditor

    Damn sounds like a movie…sorry for your loss….can’t imagine.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    :hug: He’s in heaven sweetie :hug:

  • Auditor

    And be the main ones missing out on ALL the diseases…I know a man like that…in his damn 50s…just had ANOTHER baby with ANOTHER woman…talking about he’s gonna “raise” this one. OK…

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    ???
    He’s ready now ?

  • Auditor

    Lol shiiit we can only hope…

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    This is GREAT and Thanks. She loves jeans and longs sweaters. She is kind of a HIPPY. Imma start looking now for back to school. I’m trying to teach her trending is nice, but get staples that last for a couple of seasons.

  • PettyEyezPrime

    As much as LBJ throws fits and tantrums….

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    His BM gonna be mad if he turns out to be an old deadbeat Smdh

    I wouldn’t have taken that risk LOL

  • Auditor

    Ok for sweaters I’ll hit you later. I got an appointment I gotta get to…

  • Auditor

    Chile these women just be flocking…ain’t never had a job or nothing…just sells weed…lives with his momma and everything..but the women he attract ain’t shiit either SO it evens out…

  • country57

    Screaming!!!!! :)

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    How dreadful.
    God bless the child ??

  • 2MIDDLEFINGERSUP

    LMBO, 8 kids. He needs that contract

  • TeeTee

    NOT FUNNY!

  • TeeTee

    not sure how I feel about him coming here

  • bran

    It’s just gross to have that many kids with that many folks.

  • MzFutureLCSW

    “She says she wants it all — so she’s taking him back to court.”
    Someone told me that they have orientations and tell these men to be careful with sex and overspending on foolishness. It was also stated that these professional athletes are given big binders that list business/franchise they can buy/invest in to make more money off the court.

  • Lisa daniels

    Preacher kids be main hoes. See Phaedra.

  • Lisa daniels

    Preacher kids be main hoes. See Phaedra.

  • Queen B

    Welcome back home Dwight!!! ???????

  • LithiumHaitianFlower

    *coughs* actually 9?

  • Allihave2say

    He invested in BabyMakinRUS

  • Mel

    The only thing I know him for is his drama with Royce ,the fact that he always showing teeth and he have some big ass cheeks. All dem things over shadow the fact that he play ball .