Eddie Long

Bishop Eddie Long posted a video on his Facebook.com page addressing his congregation's concerns over his dramatic weight loss.

Rumors ran wild Monday on social media that the 63-year-old pastor was terminally ill from an incurable disease.

In the video posted on Aug. 12, the charismatic preacher, who once tipped the scales at a robust 239 pounds, explained that he lost weight on a comprehensive diet that excludes food from a "slave menu".

“People are asking, ‘Bishop, what happened to all of you?’” Long says in the Facebook.com video. “Well, all of me has meelllllted away.”

Long told his flock he planned to live to be 100 years old by eliminating fast food from his diet.

“I wasn’t going to get [to 100] by stopping by Popeye’s. That was my weakness,” he said. “The biscuits with honey and chicken wings, spicy.”

Long said his new diet consists of eating raw vegetables, giving him a boost of energy and lowering his blood pressure. He said the diet is so successful he no longer takes blood pressure medicine.

“I’m on the medicine that God gave you to feed your immune system to build you up,” he said. “You know what, if you really want to move through this world and have influence you gotta be spiritual and you have to walk by His commandments and you have to be healthy.”

Long took time to promote his wellness seminar in the video.

  • HIS4EVA

    “I wasn’t going to get [to 100] by stopping by Popeye’s. That was my weakness,” he said. “The biscuits with honey and chicken wings, spicy.”
    NOT YOUR ONLY WEAKNESS BISHOP!

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    Whatever,this nigga got sumbody AIDS....itll all come out once he passes.how crazy does one have to be to see he is just plain sick?

  • nucynu25

    & you gotta stay away from little boys ..

  • Incog-knee-gress

    “I wasn’t going to get [to 100] by stopping by Popeye’s. That was my
    weakness,” he said. “The biscuits with honey and chicken wings, spicy."
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Last I checked slaves aint have no damn Popeye's. You formerly fat FUKK.

    I am not here this early for this here shyt.

  • Jennifer Hudson’s Knees

    The package thats his secret

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    Yeah. I got nothing on that dude.

  • nucynu25

    ??????

  • Incog-knee-gress

    First you was fat. Then you was buff. Now you look like Freddie Jackson. I hate you. Chester Child Molester ass nig nog.

  • Queen B

    Lies lies lies!!! If a clean wholesome diet have u looking like that then homeboy u need to keep pulling up to Popeyes

  • HoneyyGoodMoneyy_

    stay away from the biscuits & the boys....

  • http://totallifechanges.com/PurTEA VanillaCaramel2shotsExpresso

    He was fit before..... Muscular fit ... Now he looks like he has muscle waste and looks sick.....

  • Mystery User

    He looks bad!

  • MyNameIs

    He must have a house in Virginia because if that's a diet I want no parts of it.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    In the video posted on Aug. 12, the charismatic preacher, who once tipped the scales at a robust 239 pounds, explained that he lost weight on a comprehensive diet that excludes food from a “slave menu”.
    ____________________________

    Comprehensive diet my ass. That's from all the stress that yo ass was under since yo nasty got exposed for seducing and fawkin them teenage boys. Old nasty ass bastid

  • nucynu25

    Okay.. Bihhh need to be at Popeye's & Churches ..walking around looking like die slow.

  • T3

    ???????

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Eddie Long started off fat with a damn S-Curl. He wasnt always buff. He looked like when he was a boy, his mama had to shop in the Sears Husky Boys section.

  • T3

    He looks sick to me. But I ain't saying nothing. I'm just saying what I'm saying. ??

  • T3

    And double up on the biscuits ?

  • LeBrick James

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt5qoFDP6aw

    This man does not look healthy, I dont care what anybody says.

    And those lumps on his cheekbones... very disturbing.

  • nucynu25

    Lord for give me ..but watch this nicca die from pneumonia

  • SG

    Im all for ditching fast food, eating to live etc. .... BUT he looks sick. And old. I stay away from most meats, incorporate a lot of alkaline fruits and vegetables into my diet too and I don't look like this. Something ain't right.

  • LeBrick James

    or cancer.

  • MyNameIs

    YES!!! Go OFF!!!!

  • Mystery User

    It is quite possible to starve yourself accidentally while
    striving to eat clean and raw.

    Sandra what is up with these sponsored links and click baits
    with these codes running behind them!

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    Dont even look the same.

  • MyNameIs

    Right.....that's always the cause when it's actually something else.

  • SummerBaby

    Dead

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    This doesn't look well.

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    "Rumors ran wild Monday on social media that the 63-year-old pastor was terminally ill from an incurable disease"
    Kinda redundant, right?

  • nucynu25

    ????

  • Incog-knee-gress

    And then the real cause is never listed or said.

  • SummerBaby

    Do stores still carry the husky boys section? I haven't seen one in years.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    I wouldn't have any known it was him. I'm about to google the slave diet. I thought they ate scraps---didn't know they were stopping at Popeyes and have full four course spicy fried wings on the regular. Clearly I need to do the education.

  • Mystery User

    And Mrs Winners for breakfast

  • LibraGirlonly

    I do get what is is saying. I too stopped eating fast foods recently. I started doing research and found out about the non food products they use in a lot of the fast food. I totally get it. The food is barely safe to eat nowadays.

  • hottlanta

    Any man in a tight pink muscle shirt is suspect. Show the whole picture with the tight jeans, speedos and house shoes by the tub. I went to a Halloween party that year and the brothers had me rolling.

  • Rahab

    Master Splinter ?

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    Somebody's mama put roots on this nigga or maybe it was his wife if he gave her something.

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Him sick...

  • Mystery User

    Yes...

  • nucynu25

    It ain't safe to 6ft & 100 pdS neither

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    Umm wtf? Are both those pics him??!? Wth happened? He then shriveled up to NOTHING...

  • 100milesperhour

    ***faints*** Somebody's AIDS? I'm going home. Looking like the neighborhood creeper babysitter, you know the one w/no kids?

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Sears still got one and JCP does too. I only know this, bc lil 4 almost 5 yo nephew is shaped like Big Papi Ortiz. Got him an outfit from JCP Husky Boys for his birthday.

  • hottlanta

    They always say "slave" to prove a point. If the slaves did have Popeye's they would have gotten a lashing or gotten killed because they were being "too uppity" and not staying in their place. Keep the word slaves outta your mouth Eddie.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Yep. In the mind and body. Nasty bish.

    heyyyy Wut!!!!!!!!! *hug*

  • Jen_n_juice

    Why is it every time someone lose weight or community think "they sick" or "they got the MONSTER"??? LOL.. I really wouldn't have known that was him though

  • hottlanta

    Right on. How is a slave that is not allowed to read a book allowed to have Popeye's Chicken.

  • SummerBaby

    He looks like a completely different person to me. I'm all for getting healthy, but dayum I still wanna look like me. When a person loses weight they generally look younger his azz aged forward & looks older.

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    T-virus

  • Sucker Free

    ???
    ???
    ???
    ???

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    Lol

  • HoneyyGoodMoneyy_

    but why does he look like Foghorn Leghorn but with his feathers plucked ??

  • Mystery User

    when you a faggot pedophile what else is there?

  • LibraGirlonly

    Nooo and he doesn't look like the same person. I don't know what's going on with him I was just saying he is right about the fast food. I was trying to figure out where did his muscular frame go? He still could have maintained that while on a diet.

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    Chile...

  • Trey

    Weight loss is one thing...when you face shrink up like that...that's a sign of sickness

  • Mystery User

    I say I say I say uhhh

  • Jen_n_juice

    O_o OH. ....

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    *Wraps myself rounst yah*
    Hey straightz!!! miissyou!! Whats been going on in your werld?

  • Incog-knee-gress

    He looks like he could use some damn Popeye's tout de suite.

  • L.T.L. Since 2007

    If he wants to eat healthy, have at it. But he might want to slip a chicken wing, ham hock, turkey leg, BBQ sammich or something in every now and again so he can stop looking like a tired ass Squidward.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Chile... I'm just glad you read it understood what it said. My post is a hot azz grammatical mess...

  • LeBrick James

    If being on a vegan diet makes you look like that, I'll stick to my "slave diet", thank you.

  • Libra80sBaby

    GTFOH "Bishop"

  • Sucker Free

    Plus don't even bring Popeyes into this ?

  • SummerBaby

    My brother always wore clothes from that section, but his boys are thin.

  • Mystery User

    It took me a while to get used to Al Sharpton weight loss
    looking like a lollipop with that bobble head. He looked sickly for a while.
    But that surgery will do that to you.

  • HoneyyGoodMoneyy_

    lmfaooooo

  • nucynu25

    Dont make no sense ....sounding like Bill O'Stupid when he said the slaves were happy to build the white house .

  • Buttercup

    As I Die Slowly?

  • Blaque Mahogany

    He still looks sickly to me. Surgery you say? According to him he runs four miles on the treadmill every day.

  • Mystery User

    it doesn't. Hes either starving or had gastric or he's sick.

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    Naw his face all sunk in and ish...he got that T-virus! Voice sounding all wrong...

  • LibraGirlonly

    I saw him in person. He is small but he doesn't look sickly. That head is still big.

  • nucynu25

    He proberally stopped eating booty meat ..??

  • http://totallifechanges.com/PurTEA VanillaCaramel2shotsExpresso

    I always saw him wear tight shirts and then take off the jacket to his three peice suits to show off his muscles. He seemed vain but now this new "look" makes him seem unwell.....?

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    Good Morning Saints - God Forgive me, but he looks days away from admission to a Skilled Nursing Facility.

    Make a good one..

  • Libra80sBaby

    Bihhhhhhhhhhh!!! GET OUT! lmaooooooo

  • Mystery User

    Sharptons been big all his life – you wait until you are 60
    to run 4 miles a day?

    Ill stick to my story...

  • That’s Interesting

    There was nothing wrong with him at first. He is a man, and now he's aged 20 years. He does look sick but who am I or anybody to say....

  • Libra80sBaby

    BOL!! Aye, you gotta log off.

  • LeBrick James

    Thank you. The slaves would have loved to eat like this:

  • Blaque Mahogany

    That's a diet he won't be giving up anytime soon...

  • harley_quinn2.0

    “The biscuits with honey and chicken wings, spicy.”

    ^^^^

  • nucynu25

    JHud lost weight we aint say she sick ..Belly Thrice lost weight before we ain't say she sick ..Mariah lost weight ...

  • That’s Interesting

    Good morning Roses. I am asking that you lift me up in prayer. Thanks.

  • nucynu25

    ????

  • Ro

    BS! LIES LIES LIES

  • SummerBaby

    Sending prayers your way. ??

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    He went from pedo Uncle Larry to drunk/sick Uncle Larry?

  • DivineMsM

    Lawdy, someone pass the good Bishop an Ensure or something protein laced.

  • stav

    Exactly, he looks terrible!

  • That’s Interesting

    Thank you.

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    May God intervene in your life and those interceding for you. My prayers and love go out to you.

  • HIS4EVA

    celebrities think as long as they dont admit it. i wont believe my lying eyes. either that or gastric bypass like Star.

  • Buttercup

    LOL. Yep. Thank goodness, because Lil Butter is on the opposite end of the spectrum and wears slim pants.

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    Hey LOVE xoxoxo

  • That’s Interesting

    Thanks.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    S.S.D.D. (Same Shyt Different Day). Sup with you????

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Me too..smh..

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    Sigh...over here rolling!

  • DivineMsM

    My lovely, how are you? What's the good word, mama?

  • HIS4EVA

    that sounds like a B&B. LOL!

  • Libra80sBaby

    I already see the jokes in this bih finna be funny as chit!! I'm hollin ALREADY

  • Incog-knee-gress

    RIGHT!

  • HIS4EVA

    thats wat he gets for all of that wrong. he look like he got the plague, from the bible.

  • HIS4EVA

    mmmm. ur making me hungry!!

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    Hey SweetButt

  • Vaughn

    lmbo!!!!!

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    Sigh....

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    FORGET YOU MAN.....CRINE CRINE

    Me and all the kids across the country mad at you.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    That's what I'm thinking. These weight loss surgeries will have you looking like a sick blow pop.

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Why he bring Popeye's into this? Now Im real mad. I been trying to get to Popeye's for over a week! Imma go today or tomorrow tho. Now cause of
    this story, cant stop wanting some. TUH.

  • lil goodie

    He on the nut diet. ..all you can eat. ..lmbo

  • HIS4EVA

    yasss! hunty!!

  • Buttercup

    Hey honey. How are you? :kiss:

  • tintin

    it's called AIDS. that's what you get for taking and giving up the Arse

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    Guhl, for me ain't nothing like a wing, biscuit and rice and beans.

    BAM that's all I need every now and then!!!

  • Libra80sBaby

    #TheMove ALWAYS

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    DAMN #truth

  • Buttercup

    I haven't had Popeye's in a couple of years, but Lil Butter and I will be up and through there this week. Those wings are calling me.

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    OFF TOPIC QUESTION
    If you broke up with a man and you are in a financial situation, would you accept the money?
    I was in a car wreck and my insurance is fighting it. So I have to pay for my rental. We were in the midst of the break up (Im salty and am white fonting his text and calls) He sends me an express code and told me to use one of his checks to go get $200 dollars.. I didn't do it. I feel if I take it he thinks all is well and he will be back, but I don't want anything from him...would you have taken it?

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    taking one day at a time, enjoying life as it comes. Hope all is well with you.

  • Libra80sBaby

    IF he got that monsta......I feel sorry for his wife.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I've cut WAY BACK on fast food...But I surely miss that Popeyes ???

  • Bam Bam Li

    Excuse me Miss Sandra, but there's seems to be an attack of large phone Ad's on the blogs front page blocking post titles etc

  • $Lucky

    Are they sure he's not addicted to something? He looks like it.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    For real...for real. Serious moment. I haven't even heard his voice since he was accused of diddling little boys. Are we sure this is him? He doesn't even sound the same. He sounds old as hayle. Let me go to google and look at some pics... I need to see how he got to this point.

  • Libra80sBaby

    Take that fukin money, guhl!

  • NYTimes#1Bestseller

    He looked better before. He just looks sick now.

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    He needs Ensure Plus with a scoop of Whey Protein added and a spoon of peanut butter chaser..

  • ShadesofEMPRESS

    Yup those tender sausage are his weakness to if you know what I mean.

  • Nonya Bizness

    So he lost all his muscle mass and looks 20 years older by "cutting out Popeyes"? Yeah, ok.“I’m on the medicine that God gave you to feed your immune system to build you up". Interesting you mention your immune system, the system that goes to shit when you "caught HIV, and now you 'bout to be deceased."

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    Bishop Eddie Long Stroke LMAO

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    Had some the other day...cooked FRESH...

  • KayCeiSoul

    Literally screaming lmao!

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    Take it and pay him back in installments.

    Jimmie is next in line.

  • Yetunde

    Not only his look, his speech sounds a bit slurred too.

  • rachel

    He is on "the medication" - maybe he will eventually gain weight like Magic and those others.

  • Incog-knee-gress

    I love the spicy, but in a chicken strip. With fries. And coleslaw. With a strawberry Fanta or tea. Im sad cause I wanna go rt now but aint one out here by work.

  • Buttercup

    I'm watching a video of him now. He looks a little better once he draws his beard on.

  • ShadesofEMPRESS

    Agrees

  • Libra80sBaby

    LMAO

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Didn't you just meet his kids? ...

    Uhhh I would probably take it. Unless he did something to make me dislike his azz (e.g. cheating), but in that case he wouldn't even know I needed money because we wouldn't be communicating.

  • NYTimes#1Bestseller

    Lol

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    Avocados....I do pea/hemp protein too as I can't do dairy...

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Good day ma'am...

  • KayCeiSoul

    Bishop looks like a Flying Monkey from the Wiz.
    This is not the will of God.

  • rachel

    Hopefully he was NOT messing with her.

  • SummerBaby

    My kids father was supposed to come for a visit. We live about 30 mins away from each other. He called to say he couldn't make it & expressed how sad he was because he was gonna stop by Popeyes. Dayum the kids this fool was sad about missing out on Popeyes. ?

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    I'd still take it, otherwise I would NOT have shared such information. he seems to be that kind of person that would lend a hand.

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    The bottom half of his face is missing!!! WTF that aint no diet!!!

  • nucynu25

    Why skilled tho ..I know he got sum CNAs in the congregation..

  • Buttercup

    I sure would take the money.

  • rodt

    Eddie tryin to not let that House In virginia stop his roll. He on a good diet, he might want to hit Magic to get them Dr's you know

  • Libra80sBaby

    Tha fuk?!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO! Yall gotta CHILL

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    That mutha fukka already was talking shyt about how much he do for me..I went and pulled my phone number from his account and started my own, I stopped the auto draft of my cable from his account. and I cut up the debit card that he gave my my "Allowance" on..fuk him I stacked while we were together..Im good..

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    Hey LADY long time. Hope all is well.

  • Noirluv45

    Had some last night! They have a 9-piece special for $9.99. I'm not giving up my Popeye's.

  • NYTimes#1Bestseller

    I don't understand. Does he THINK he looks better. Right now he needs a real friend to spit him some truth. He looks ATROCIOUS.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Warm biscuits with the grape jelly ??

  • nucynu25

    ???

  • Blaque Mahogany

    That's my point though... he wouldn't even know I needed it. He wouldn't know if I had fallen off the face of the earth. But if I took it, I wouldn't pay his azz back. That is for sure.

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    @Sandra - Do you have a better photo of his arm. The veins look like a port insert. HMMMPPPHHH

  • KayCeiSoul

    Hey ShugahShugah! All is well, alot of things have happened to make me want to write a book, but hey...that's life right? :-)

  • Libra80sBaby

    addicted to dik

  • rachel

    Concur.

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Oh he did shyt to make me done and ovah with his azz so.. yes I met the kids thats the sad part. but they will survive...

  • SummerBaby

    If his real friends didn't him the truth about messing with little boys they surely ain't stepping up now.

  • nucynu25

    ????????

  • nucynu25

    & anal

  • Incog-knee-gress

    We have TWO Popeye's and they just opened them in the past 4-5 years. Bff still drives the 30 minutes to my city just for it. Will call and be like meet me at Popeye's. Eat. And then drive her ays back home.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    Can you afford the rental without his help? I would only accept it if the terms were clear. This is not a sign we are getting back together. If you were ignoring his texts, how he know you needed the money?

  • Buttercup

    That sounds SEW good. I haven't had a soda since I was in middle school (outside of a mixed drink), but I can taste the Fanta now.

  • NYTimes#1Bestseller

    Maybe they didn't know about that?? Kanye shrugs. This monstrosity is very visible however.

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    IKR,and im willing to believe a Hillary Clinton war story before i believe anything EDDIE LONG cud tell me bout a diet let alone GOD'S COMMANDMENTS.i look at him and all i see is GOD'S WORD coming to pass,everything done in the dark shall come to light and things said in private will be shouted from the roof tops.hes the worst kind of DECIEVER!

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    Had some last night. Chile it was good. Red beans and rice with spicy tenders and hot biscuits. Dab.

  • NYTimes#1Bestseller

    Somebody should politely tell him how horrid he looks. Where tf is his wife?

  • SummerBaby

    They building one by him so we might not ever see his azz. ? #iKid

  • nucynu25

    Tbh ..if you were really good you wouldn't have thought of taking the money . ( no shade) . Take the money , do what you gotta do & move on .

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    He knew about the accident when it happened. I didn't ask him for shyt. He text me on the road with this saying he knew I might need it..Like im some no working chick waitin on him to save me..boy stop! I make good money..I got it...

  • Buttercup

    Hey Kay. BYE KAY! LMBO

  • Blaque Mahogany

    I most certainly wouldn't take it. I would walk first. Can't stand people in general who always want to talk about what they do...let alone a man... nah bih.

  • KayCeiSoul

    Let this be a lesson to y'all ass.
    You can't just walk away from Popeye's without an adverse reaction.

  • SummerBaby

    I know I'm in & out, but I never knew y'all got this serious let alone broke up. Take the money. It's a manageable amount to pay back.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    All the Popeyes here seem to be run by well I don't want to get their nationality wrong, but they aint black or white lol.

  • That’s Interesting

    You can tell he's sick from his face. He could barely do his resistance exercises. All those young boys. Just sad.

  • NYTimes#1Bestseller

    The truth will be out by the end of the year. At his funeral his lover will tell everything in front of everyone and be dressed like Holliday heart.

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    MOUTH CANCER...its a man on my job says he dipped snuff since he was 12....now 56.eddie looks just like him.only im of the belief Eddie's cancer maybe more of a sexual origin?

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Yes, I can. Thats him trying to control my life... and then throw it in my face like he did about the phone and the bill he auto pays.. I didn't ask him to do that he just did..now he acting like he "saved me" somehow..bish I make $54,K Its not alot but I make it do what it do!

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    Settle Down - only responding to your question "If you broke up with a man and you are in a financial situation, would you accept the money?"

    Guess it was hypothetical? Besides many people make "good" money and run into issues.

    Hugs and may light shine upon us all.

  • Nonya Bizness

    It's not every time, but when you're a booty bandit, what else are people going to think? He needs to stop blaming Popeyes for his perversions.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    You sure you would take the money? Did you read ALL the comments?

  • Str8tUpMenace

    *fawkin dead*

  • LeBrick James

    If Mrs. Long hasnt had an HIV test lately, she might wanna go get an updated test this week, just to be sure.

    #justsaying

  • ~~eb

    LOL

  • SummerBaby

    Dead

  • DivineMsM

    lol, juss . . . I saw @lurks post, and i was like, F you mann and this meme, and scrolled on by cackling like a maniac.

  • MsSincerity

    Slaves wished they had Popeyes. He could've just said unhealthy food, but he had to be dramatic about it.....that's why he up there looking like Lilo and Stitch.*eyeroll*

  • KayCeiSoul

    Exactly LeBrick James, Exactly.
    Because Bishop done bit the wrong PopTart.

  • SummerBaby

    No, I didn't say I would do it. ?

  • DivineMsM

    Lurk, man . . . shakes head, LMAO. I . . . , no words. Let me move on, man.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Hugs and may light shine upon us all.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Please accept this as formal notice that I will be using this in the near future.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    What sides did you get ?

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Ummmm, cuz he was a sick ass pedophile that used to be big as fawk, wearing muscle shirts and shyt, and now looks like an old ass raisinette.

  • KayCeiSoul

    The people in my office just had to check on me! *crying*

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Lol. Oh, ok.

  • DivineMsM

    A dried wrinkled prune, you say?

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Hugs and may light shine upon us all.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^
    Dis lil light o minnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne
    Im gone let it SHINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    Dis lil light o mine..................

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    The financial situation is real..but it more of a arrange shyt to do it.. if that make sense. I could have accepted the money and had breathing room. Oh and I wasn't snapping on you baby doll. I was saying he thinks im needy like that.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    She prolly put a rut (root) on his ass.

  • Buttercup

    I couldn't put my finger on who he resembles. You came through on that one though.

  • Nonya Bizness

    My step brother had the gastric sleeve last year, and he doesn't look sick at all.His health turned all the way around. He can breathe, sleep, no snoring, he can walk without sweating and gasping for air. It was truly a life saver for him.

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    He STILL married!??!

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    ROFL! Jusslooking yew know I lubs yew! Incogknee grow..jesus is on the main line!! tellem what chew wannt!

  • harley_quinn2.0

    LOL

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    *Scrolls back up*

  • LeBrick James

    yup.
    She'd filed for divorce at one point... then withdrew the petition like 2 weeks later.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Bay-bee!

  • MsSincerity

    Lol

  • Ms Thang

    He need to keep little boys out of his mouth

  • BRING THE PAYNE

    Clock out.go home.turn on nothing.....just sit in your living room alone and think.then for extra punishment do me a coupla math problems...then you can return permitting you ready to act right!!!!!?????

  • nucynu25

    I screamed lol but I said that he same thing ...

  • Str8tUpMenace

    *tears* He does look like him! *faints*

  • Rayne

    ???

  • Incog-knee-gress

    THIS is my second go to. Them red beans and RICE. I think they got cryke in em Zoe. I truly DEW.

  • Buttercup

    My mind went straight to Anna Mae Bullock.

  • Ms Thang

    ?????dead

  • Noirluv45

    Normally, we get red beans and rice and cole slaw, but we didn't get any sides last night. Wish we had've now. LOL!

  • Str8tUpMenace

    He looks like he aged at least 20 years

  • kiddo1

    LOL...I was thinking the same thing!

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Mine too. At the beginning of the movie. *cries hot arse tears*

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    The 'real' POP eyes.

  • Ms Thang

    He didn't weigh enough for surgery

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    We good (BIG GRIN)

    Like Biggie Said, Mo Money MO Problems. Honey I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!!!!!!!! yASSSSS

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    I didn't..Im not.. my friends all said I was stupid.. But I felt empowered to handle this shyt all by myself. Could I have used the breathing room with the money yep..but I rather breath like that dude in the bank vault in Harlem Nights than have a nigga sit and say I was good to that chick cuz I did this that and the third...and even after we broke up I still did this and that..

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    CRINE, I JUST BUSTED UP laughing.

  • Torae

    He looks sickly there is a such thing as losing too much weight especially when the face looks dried up..Anyone see Princess Love on love n hip hop after show? she lost a lot of weight I think she looks better thicker...

  • DivineMsM

    I am glad! Same here. And it's always good to kee-kee it up with y'all in here, so alls good!

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    Me too. I don't even like sharing

  • Buttercup

    Woaah Woaaah Woah Woaaaaaaaah. I can't stand you for these tears.

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    Please do. : )

  • kiddo1

    This man is sick mentally and physically...

  • Incog-knee-gress

    If you broke up with a man and you are in a financial situation, would you accept the money?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Yes. Me and Library Man hadnt spoke in over 2 years once and I needed a HUGE favor. He looked all the way out. He talked cash money ish. But hey. I had a need, I knew he could and WOULD.

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    You know my font like to laugh, but I keeps it 100 about MONEY. CASH MONEY is REAL!

  • Peter Piper ATL

    He looks like a certified pure mess. Then again, he always has.

  • MissHarlem

    ?? Lawd I hope this work day passes

  • Rayne

    Looks like he has Bell's palsy. My friend had it and it would twist her mouf something terrible.

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    LOL.. I NEED TO BE PETTY RIGHT NOW! SEW MY GROWN WOMAN SAY FUK HE AND HE LIL MONEY IM GONE BE FYNE!!
    Now..do you know any strip clubs hiring?

  • DivineMsM

    Hiya my dear Wut! fr fr. What they use on them chickens to plump 'em up before selling? He needs a dose of that.

  • KIC came to slay!

    If you got it and don't need it why is this even a question? If you have it, what's the financial situation?

  • ToshoPlexity

    what he is saying is very true..... healthy eating a raw food diet can get rid of any disease... R.I.H #DrSebi

  • Luv Pitties

    Oh I want to shake Bill till he shits

  • Incog-knee-gress

    In Jesus name we pray, Amen.

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    Like all the way fast forward to Friday, to a bar stool.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    But LM wouldnt throw it in your face. He seem like good people, now Mr. Repo. I dont know lol

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Maybe when im not bitter and pissing vinegar I might. But while I still want to run his ovah..nah..I can't stand knowing its even from him..

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    LOGS YOU OFF.

    CR(Y)INE

  • MissHarlem

    Yes sheesh

  • KIC came to slay!

    Real tears.

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    Oh ok...interesting...

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    I'm alright. All this talk of Popeyes is making me hungry. How are you?

  • Libra80sBaby

    Bihhhh!! That is My MOVIE!! lol lol lol

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    My friend say I was stoopid as hell to leave that money on the table... They said they'd been like "One for the road niggah thanks!" I couldn't..

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Mr. Repo had a birthday the other day and I was the bigger person and was like happy 43rd birthday sir!!!

    (he only turned 39).

  • MissHarlem

    ??

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    I was ready to log off before I started.

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Why yall break up? Was it an ugly break up?

  • Buttercup

    You and me both. We have a conference call starting at noon. I have never worked for a company that's quick to put a Lunch 'n Learn on the calendar but doesn't provide one morsel of food.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    PE to the TTY! LOL

  • Luv Pitties

    I've never heard him speak before, but when he said mellllllted away, he sounds like a creepy darker version of mister rogers

  • Luv Pitties

    Lmao! I spit out my cereal "plague from the bible"

  • Libra80sBaby

    PYT...Petty Young Thang. You need some lovin...

  • Jen_n_juice

    Yeah Mystery got me together. I don't follow pastors of mega churches. I can't do it so I didn't remember it was him who had boys lined up testifying against him on the alter.

  • MissHarlem

    I logged off mentally during my wake and bake. Let us pray lol

  • LeBrick James

    If she's still sleeping with him (WITHOUT a condom) that's one brave woman.

  • Jusstlookn To Stay Woke

    Nah, Staying Pimping. hours are better.

    (sips tea)

  • lil goodie

    With the meds you get bigger not skinner..

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Hugs..Right.. He needs chickenroids.. stronger than reglah steroids..

  • KIC came to slay!

    No you would be stupid to give him a reason to have anything to talk to you about if you truly want the door closed. But OAN I have a serious question what is your cooch lined with? You sucking dack with halls or no gag sexual lube? I just need to know your tricks. You done have 12 niggas since February married and non married throwing money at you. All hail to the queen!!! ????????

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Was being silly lmao

  • Jen_n_juice

    That's cause JHud was a spokesperson for weight watchers. Idk who Belly Thrice is. And Mimi well some do think she on that stuff

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    LOLOL okay..Let me contact Momma Dee so she can show me the ropes.. in that order..LOL

  • LeBrick James

    ...A to the -men!

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    Lol shiit...meanwhile I can't get a smile when a negra walks past me...

  • Incog-knee-gress

    You sucking sack with halls or no gag sexual lube?
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    *Writes these down*

    Wut is that sexual beast @KIC.

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    Mine did...why I left...

  • Incog-knee-gress

    I can't get a smile when a negra walks past me...
    ^^^^^^^^^^^
    Crooked smile wicked smile on em

  • KIC came to slay!

    I fixed it to say dack i.e. Peen. Not the actually sacks but then again maybe that's the trick. I'm just saying I want a ring upgrade. What I need to do?

  • Luv Pitties

    Oh yes the slaves were treated like family by their masters, the lashings were only when they threw tantrums about wanting a new owner, the slaves ate 5 star meals like Popeyes and McDonalds. Girl don't pay Eddie no mind he's just delirious from whatever is wrong with him.

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    Thanks for asking I was about to.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    Giggles in hand.

  • KIC came to slay!

    QTNA. Just saying. ?

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    I...CANT..STOP...I CAN'T BREEVE!! LOLOL..Im nothing special..I just make them believe I am..my head game is serious though..

  • Sexy CJ

    Bishop Eddie Long posted a video on his Facebook.com page addressing his congregation’s concerns over his dramatic weight loss......

  • Incog-knee-gress

    This. When I left my damn driveway lmao

  • LeBrick James

    I'm guessing if you were to ask 100 gay men if they think Eddie Long lost weight because of a vegan diet .... probably 99 of them would just laugh at you.

  • Sexy CJ

    ***********

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    Sitting on the side of my bed like 'why Lordt?' Haven't I been a true and faithful servant and then I wiped my tears and got ready.

  • Incog-knee-gress

    *waits for this answer*

    Cause IDK. I aint been all that lucky with the fellas my damn self lately in this dating whurl. But Imma buy me some Halls at LUNCH and report back tomorrow.

  • SummerBaby

    Peace of mind is everythang to me.

  • nucynu25

    Okayyyy

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    I'll start. Our father...

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    Same for me. I wouldn't take the money. I'd keep it moving.

  • Genia

    so you stopped eating popeyes to live to be 100...only to look like you're 100

  • MookieFly

    WhIle eating vegetables is very important, his source of protein is questionable. Plus maybe he switched roles in the bedroom. Those bottoms stay ready by eating less...

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    My current company. Lunch'n Learns even meetings are working lunches. No I need a break for my lunch so I can properly chew and digest my food.

  • Libra80sBaby

    BaseCally

  • ebonics

    Hol up so you mean to tell me dude in the black up top is Eddie Long?? hhaha oh snaps!

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    I'm DONE

  • KIC came to slay!

    Chile let me know. I mean my sucking got me Home upgrades but shxt i thought that was 10 years of love. She done had a lottery winner brother, clinical trial professional, dude with kids in gainevilles, married man buying MK bags and lunches ????

  • Keya #AndYouWillDeal

    Eddie needs to go get out of my face. Irking behind, booty eater. Tuh

  • B.Sweet is Savage

    New Post - Nicca from Cocaine Cowboys

  • Howard Alum ?

    Is it wrong of me to assume he has that uncurable disease? I mean, he was a fit man, always working out. Now he looks like somebody's cracked out uncle. Idk, maybe I'm reaching, but he does like to play with boys.........he is in ATLANTA and according to the CDC, A I D S is heavy in THAT community.

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    I mean can we get a progression of images over the last few months/years? He is 63...how recent is that muscle pic up top? Old folks gain/lose weight QUICK...

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    ROFLHARD!!! I answered. like I said Im nothing special..when they approach..I make them believe I am though.. men hate competition, not being in control, and love being the hunter..so I let them work for the goods, I sneak a little jealous in to make them think they don't have me totally until they commit. Then I keep them working on it. I don't play super hard though. But when they get comfy and start back slick talking to baby momma talking bout when he comes to town they gone have an old time saker..shananaaahh hey hey hey good bye..

  • Libra80sBaby

    I feel like I am unable to walk in my purpose and live the life God destined for me because I spend 40 hours a week at work. Work holding me byke.

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Imma need her to do a dating course. I was rusty after my divorce. Im back out in these streets nah. Need to keep my skills sharb. *head nods*

  • ebonics

    My song of the day.. this my ish!!!
    "Niggaz burnin bridges, then expectin you to send a boat!"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krTpgejEfoo

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    More than....shiit count getting ready and getting there...plus lunch...now you talking WAY MORE than 40...

  • LeBrick James

    ...

  • KIC came to slay!

    No shade at all just real talk. How are you making them work for it if before 90 days they alr say sexing and damn near living with you and you driving 6 hours to get kids?? You have to be at McDonald's longer than that to get benefits.

  • ZRoJoTheLezBeyond

    She's an idiot then.

  • Incog-knee-gress

    But when they get comfy and start back slick talking to baby momma
    talking bout when he comes to town they gone have an old time saker.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    OOP.

    But in his defense...me and my ex-husband talk like that too. It CAN be harmless.

    "You bringing that nigga with you to pick Dub11 up from ATL? What hotel you staying at? See if they got adjoining rooms so the girls can have a room too and we can have one. Like we used to. Better yet, Call Homewood so we can get a family suite. I caint wait to see you. Yadda yadda yad"

    Its meaningless. No sex is ever had.

  • Ni Ni

    No thanks Eddie, i'll stay fat and healthy looking ?.

  • lil goodie

    Lupus maybe

  • LeBrick James

    This was him being interviewed on the Steve Harvey show 3 months ago. May 2016. Looks like the weight loss has been pretty quick.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESsZl0GmUPM

  • Let Your Soul Glow

    You know what...I can't witchu!

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Yes summer exactly Im free and clear!

  • Howard Alum ?

    I wanna say maybe 4 years, perhaps 3...Remember it was a whole scandal around three boys claiming to have had a relationship with him. Sandra was covering it. Check archives.

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    Oh nevermind then...um...I DON'T KNOW...???

  • SameoleJ

    Um, Eddie...err.....I got nothing!!

  • KIC came to slay!

    What I do??!! ???. Jus saying shid I wanna know.

  • DivineMsM

    Like in the movie Thinner, when dude thought them Gypsies cursed him and he kept losing weight.

  • SummerBaby

    New post

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Used to have a veteran reporter..he would be like
    "Dub. This place totally and COMPLETELY interferes in my hobbies. I got more important things to do at my age. I got a bottle of scotch I could be dranking. RIGHT NAH" I would always lmao bc it would be all of 10 am EST.

  • Incog-knee-gress

    I wanna know.
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    I WANNNNNNNNNNA knowwww (in my Joe sanging voice)

  • Branch Davidian

    Isn't his favorite dish Cream of Sum Yung Guy?

  • Branch Davidian

    Isn't his favorite dish Cream of Sum Yung Guy?

  • observer

    BOOM!!! And then there was thunder!!!!

  • observer

    BOOM!!! And then there was thunder!!!!

  • stanhope

    And his culo LOL LOL. A ravenous appetite for such things......

  • stanhope

    And his culo LOL LOL. A ravenous appetite for such things......

  • scentsychick30

    Eddie needs to be truthful he got weight loss surgery,the fact that his head stayed fat tells it all?

  • scentsychick30

    Eddie needs to be truthful he got weight loss surgery,the fact that his head stayed fat tells it all?

  • ThisIsWhat40LooksLike

    ?????

  • ThisIsWhat40LooksLike

    ?????

  • stanhope

    More like charlie sheen than Star

  • stanhope

    More like charlie sheen than Star

  • MissHarlem

    Facts

  • MissHarlem

    Facts

  • MissHarlem

    He ain't lying

  • MissHarlem

    He ain't lying

  • Keya #AndYouWillDeal

    *cues Beyonces formation....the part when Big Freda talks.*

  • Keya #AndYouWillDeal

    *cues Beyonces formation....the part when Big Freda talks.*

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    90 day rule I don't go by much..I have and the same outcome. They don't get it in days or a couple weeks of knowing them either..wait two got it early and we actually were together longer than the ones I held out for. There is a trick to that whole thing that you use to still make a man commit whether you slept with him 3 days or 3 months after.. I haven't had a problem with them committing. Its the slick shyt on the side I guess other women can put up with that I don't..

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    90 day rule I don't go by much..I have and the same outcome. They don't get it in days or a couple weeks of knowing them either..wait two got it early and we actually were together longer than the ones I held out for. There is a trick to that whole thing that you use to still make a man commit whether you slept with him 3 days or 3 months after.. I haven't had a problem with them committing. Its the slick shyt on the side I guess other women can put up with that I don't..

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Inn living through you right now. Lawd I would love some Pooeyes but I got to get right and tight for my trip next year ?.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Inn living through you right now. Lawd I would love some Pooeyes but I got to get right and tight for my trip next year ?.

  • KIC came to slay!

    Bih not today!!!

  • KIC came to slay!

    Bih not today!!!

  • KIC came to slay!

    As my granny say I'm not sputting you (disputing). My husband and I said we were just gone be screwing when we met and 10 years later we still together. For me I guess I'm more concerned about you're frequency of relationships. You seem to jump out of one frying pan straight into another frying pan full of hot grease. Maybe if you slowed all the way down you would catch some of the things you wouldn't put up with in the early stages and not after their kids and yours have intermingled or they've lives in you're home while y'all shop for one.

  • Incog-knee-gress

    He was about 65 and had been at the paper almost 45 years lmaooo. Worked there in college an never damn left. He used to use his gift card from Kroger every holiday season for beer vs for a turkey or ham that it was FOR. He was funny AF.

  • puppylove

    Well Michael Douglas said he got throat cancer from eating kitty. maybe one of eddie's boys had HPV.

  • ThisIsWhat40LooksLike

    That ain't no dam(n) LUPUS!! ?

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    Really not lol

  • NYTimes#1Bestseller

    Lmao right!!! Eddie lover gonna be looking like holiday at fishers funeral. Gonna have the first lady hat on and errythang. Lol!!!

  • ThisIsWhat40LooksLike

    For years I thought my uncle died from cancer and one day my aunt slipped and said it was AIDS!! Folks lie all the time about their illness.

  • MissHarlem

    He the real MVP ?

  • MissHarlem

    He the real MVP ?

  • ThisIsWhat40LooksLike

    Noooooo!?

  • ThisIsWhat40LooksLike

    Noooooo!?

  • hottlanta

    Chile that new look got some of his past lovers to the clinic.

  • hottlanta

    Chile that new look got some of his past lovers to the clinic.

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Sounding like Bill O' Reilly....

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Sounding like Bill O' Reilly....

  • Luv Pitties

    Lol that's exactly who he sounds like. Both he and that coon sheriff in Milwaukee need to sip tea together and bend each other over.

  • That’s Interesting

    He doesn't even sound gay and that's a dramatic weight loss in a short period of time. God bless him. If he is sick, I just hope he didn't spread it.

  • KLow

    is he still putting the banana in the tail pipe #DL #BAN

  • IAmLegend

    He looks sick. That ain't a normal weight loss.

  • Diamond

    He look sick.

  • MsVAllDay

    GTFOH!!!!!!!!! I cannot stand your azz today. I literally hollered laughing at my desk. Literally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • BKLYNS MAMA

    he got that nasty man disease....

  • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

    first thing that came to mind chile....that big disease with the lil name is running rampant in the A. He can't even fit his lace front anymore :kona:

  • LetHerGo

    He is acting like slaves had a choice in their menu options. Oh and stop calling them slaves how about our ancestors.

  • LetHerGo

    He is acting like slaves had a choice in their menu options. Oh and stop calling them slaves how about our ancestors.

  • LetHerGo

    He is acting like slaves had a choice in their menu options. Oh and stop calling them slaves how about our ancestors.

  • Brook York

    Oh dear....smh.

    I hope that he doesn't have those alphabets.

  • Brook York

    Oh dear....smh.

    I hope that he doesn't have those alphabets.

  • Brook York

    Oh dear....smh.

    I hope that he doesn't have those alphabets.

  • LilBit

    Exactly!! Walking around looking like white man from town...

  • LilBit

    Exactly!! Walking around looking like white man from town...

  • LilBit

    Exactly!! Walking around looking like white man from town...

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    DEAD

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Truth. three "Relationships" in 4 years is alot. I have a standard that they accept in the beginning that they always fall short on in the long run. you haven't been in the dating game for a minute but it seems there are two type of men lately. The ones that do the minimum to get the goods or the ones who feel like if they do (take care of you) they can have their fun and you shouldn't say shyt. My friends call me crazy for dropping away from other wise a perfect relationship. But i know me. once trust is broken I can never truly trust again. There is no second or third chance with me. This is stated up front. Some women can excuse a little indiscretion here and there for the sake of the whole relationship. not me. Maybe Im looking for the unicorn man who knows complete faithfulness.

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    Them negras always existed...ain't nothing new. But I feel you. My ass hasn't been in a "relationship" for almost 3 years and I'm LOVING IT. Lord knows I ain't ready to settle down yet...I'm still out here exploring the world. I figure maybe I'll find one overseas cause these men out here ain't worth the time *shrugs*.

    Matter of fact had to tell my dumb friend just last night that I wouldn't seek out another race BUT if a man treats me how I want to be treated, has some SENSE, good dack, and can pay these bills if I can't...we >< and he can be blue for all I care!

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    Them negras always existed...ain't nothing new. But I feel you. My ass hasn't been in a "relationship" for almost 3 years and I'm LOVING IT. Lord knows I ain't ready to settle down yet...I'm still out here exploring the world. I figure maybe I'll find one overseas cause these men out here ain't worth the time *shrugs*.

    Matter of fact had to tell my dumb friend just last night that I wouldn't seek out another race BUT if a man treats me how I want to be treated, has some SENSE, good dack, and can pay these bills if I can't...we >< and he can be blue for all I care!

  • marieRN

    He is a dame lie, the devil is a liar!?? there are many people that eat healthy diets and don't look like him. The way he is losing weight is due to the lying, deceit, dowlow behaviors, blackmail from those ladyboys, possible illness and maybe even mental illness. His false representations are one of the reasons black youth are confused and unwilling to enter ?...such a mockery. #Thoushallnotlietothosewhowanttobelieve

  • marieRN

    He is a dame lie, the devil is a liar!?? there are many people that eat healthy diets and don't look like him. The way he is losing weight is due to the lying, deceit, dowlow behaviors, blackmail from those ladyboys, possible illness and maybe even mental illness. His false representations are one of the reasons black youth are confused and unwilling to enter ?...such a mockery. #Thoushallnotlietothosewhowanttobelieve

  • ?Sugar&Spice?

    He should've stayed fat. Now he really looks like a pedo.

  • ?Sugar&Spice?

    He should've stayed fat. Now he really looks like a pedo.

  • HollywoodHotMouth

    Aids

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    He gotta ah new young thang?! ??

  • free

    lemme pour bishop in my kool-aid cause he sweet as hell....

  • LeBrick James

    um...maybe you missed my point there.

    I'm just saying that as recently as 3 months ago, he looked a lot bigger and healthier.

  • lil goodie

    Okay. .I'm gone. .lol..I need a break (15 mins)

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    I know what you meant...I'm saying...I don't know wth wrong with his doo doo smashing ass lol

  • MzFutureLCSW

    I do not believe him.
    It SCREAMS sickness ALL in his face.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    I'm not buying the change in diet. Mistuh was very fit and let everyone know he was fit by wearing his sleeveless suits, muscle shirts, and fitted armor shirts in the pulpit. He constantly posted himself in the bathroom working out and posing. He was fit then. I have no idea what THIS is.

  • MzFutureLCSW

    I don't wish this on my worst enemy.
    He does not deserve this but he MAY have earned it.
    See the difference?

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    Naw definition of deserve: do something or have or show qualities worthy of (reward or punishment)

    He deserved it...

  • morenYAHdelsur

    Good for him

  • Sucker Free

    ________fukkn flatline_____________

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Yaaasssss!!! Me at this point. I am slowly becoming open to the idea. I don't have a huge list.. Faithful, Loves God, has a job, take care of his own, and loves me.. period.

  • MyNameIs

    Wow that's crazy. Sorry to hear about your uncle.

  • Miss Thang

    Omg ?

  • i troll it like i see it

    God he makes me sick.....

  • Kemi

    His story kinda suspect to me. He wasn't that big to transform into dried up and aged up like that. Something is amiss.

  • LeBrick James

    ok. gotcha.

  • AnonymousRose

    If he ask for forgivness so be it.... next

  • Lisa daniels

    He shole did say that. He had rotten fish.

  • Lisa daniels

    ????????

  • Rayscoty

    This church mother need to stop. She look a mess

  • APeachLikeMe

    what are thooooooosssssseeeeeeeee

  • BlahBlahBlah

    yall went in. His diet consist of Nuts and Sticks.

  • itsjismemelly

    he looks horrible

  • Enoughsaid2020

    What the WTF is a slave menu? This ninja is crazy.

  • product of 79

    Umm so he was built like Brutus from eating Popeye's? now he melting into olive oil from not eating Popeye's,shiit ain't adding up... He look sick REAL SICK.

  • MzFutureLCSW

    To the corner.

  • KayCeiSoul

    Lol!! Heyyyyy!!!! :-) LOL!

  • BayouBoy

    You owe me seven dollars for this sub sammich I just spat out on my keyboard and monitor. Oh, and you owe me for a keyboard and monitor too.

  • BayouBoy

    It looks like it'll float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade

  • BayouBoy

    Answer the call, Butter. Answer the call. . .

  • BayouBoy

    Now that's some dedication right there.

  • Joshua McDowell

    He looks like a crackhead

  • yelpforhelp

    He wouldn't be blowing his hot breath over me with possibility of some infected spit and sperm flying out. Wit his sickly looking in asz. He a vegan lie........that look like he put his mouf round a dangerous wank.

  • yelpforhelp

    Raw vegetables my asz (I can say that because I'm a woman AND I'm over the age of 14 he don't want me)......he done got a hold of some spoilt raw dack/

  • yelpforhelp

    I'm bout to go pick up some antibiotics and eye ointment for ALL of us after we watched that ish................and did his nasty asz just say he ain't taking no medicine?

  • yelpforhelp

    He got the plague from some dack..........even bibles have covers.

  • yelpforhelp

    NAWWWWW..........that's Tha AIDS.

  • yelpforhelp

    WHY did you have to mention him might be coughing on folks.

  • yelpforhelp

    If a vegan raw food diet do you like this............I'm bought to slide my WHOLE family and friends by Popeye's and nem. The hail you say.

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    I didn't watch the whole thing...all I know is...he's a liar lol

  • AndYouDontKnow

    If the picture where he has the bright muscle shirt on is before, and the the picture where he is in all black is an after picture! Then I would be concerned about him too! He looks more sick than fit

  • crystal weston

    OMG...!!!!!!!! That's the same man. That type of dramatic weight loss and the disfiguring of his facial features can only be associated with some type of cancer or AIDS/HIV that is in the last stages. My brother died due to AIDS. My opinion.

  • yelpforhelp

    Me neither, but I ain't trying to get nothing.....I ain't trying to catch a weak immune system.

  • lulu’smommy

    Thank you! He talking about living to 100 looking like he only has 100 days to live!

  • Passion

    Wow, he look sick, totally different than when he was on Steve Harvey's show. I don't know when it was taped, but damn!

  • Liah

    Ummm.....We ALL know what your true weakness was ....Sir..Lets hope you pray about keeping your hands to your self......

  • Liah

    Right!!!!

  • Liah

    Right!!!!....

  • Liah

    We not claiming him!!!....Let him say what ever he-likes as long as he keep his hands in his pockets and stay away from "our" boys!!!

  • Lovely1

    This is such a sad story. I don't think a person as vain as Eddie Long is would opt to look the way he does in the picture. Everything about him is his "image". Looks like we're witnessing the fall of an empire, right before our eyes. Prayers up.

  • Liah

    LMAO....!!!...Im DONE!!!!(CRYING)

  • TeeTee

    He just looks sick... Not sure from what tho

  • HoneyyGoodMoneyy_

    lmfaoooo !! I'm sorry ...

  • Nina Ross

    Karma is nothing to play with!!

  • ThaRealist StudioGangster

    You get a all caps LOL, a COL ? and, one free bear claw on your lunch break for that comment.

  • ThaRealist StudioGangster

    COL ?

  • homieloverfriend

    He can't it's too healthy!!! LOLLLLL!

  • JamaicanBreddah

    look like he caught him ome H...........I..............V

  • Tammie Reed

    #Dead

  • Tammie Reed

    I am done and on the ground!!! LOL!

  • Tammie Reed

    I'm weak!!

  • Slim Goodie

    Medical Minute?

  • Quitedeliteful

    I can't believe Bishop Schlong has the nerve to talk about being spiritual and "walking by his commandments". What he needs to do is stop fleecing the flock out of their hard earned money while fuqqing lady-boys!!

  • Nina Ross

    Yes, this is beyond the perfect time for a...medical minute?

  • Nina Ross

    Uno Eddie Long's good friend Frank Ski was looking..."vegan" too

  • Nycholle Curry

    LMAO!!!!!

  • Nycholle Curry

    LMAO!!!!!

  • Nycholle Curry

    When he mentioned "Slave Food" my mind went to chitterlings, ham, rice, cornbread, greens, scrapple... down south cooking. Where on earth did they have Popeyes's back in those days?

  • hotcocoa2

    Hot damn.....hahahha!!

  • Renee Lovelace

    Ugh this charlatan is the DEVIL

  • Rodmilla De Ghent

    damn he looks unwell

  • hotcocoa2

    Nope. Sissy Long, looks like you're on a raw A** diet. Tuh...raw veggies!?! gtfoh...

  • bemetoo

    Ewwwwwww he looks sick as a dog with rabies

  • AHardAct2Follow

    One of my faves!

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Jesus fix it...

  • Xsjado

    Weak in the knees for boi luv.

  • Mel

    Did he stop putting them young boys peen between his lips ? Ole nasty ass

  • Hmmm~?

    Aids. He probably won't be alive for much longer.

  • KB

    This ? is all kinds of funny to me!!!!

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Am I the only one that finds the irony in him mentioning the immune system? No? Ok. ?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Am I the only one that finds the irony in him mentioning the immune system? No? Ok. ?

  • AJ

    He got the gift that keeps on giving...damn shame!

  • AJ

    He got the gift that keeps on giving...damn shame!

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    Ew. The weight is coming off too fast and that's why his head appears so big. He's sick though. He'll never admit to having any type illness. I also hear he's not the nicest person. When my friend worked at the pharmacy and he'd get his meds, she said he'd act a fool if his medicine was $5 or $50. Yep, Eddie Long.

    No, she no longer works at the pharmacy and can't tell you what's going on with him.

  • chococherry

    Oh no, lol.

  • yelpforhelp

    The first time anythang wet hit me. I would have on some surgical gloves and a Haz-Mat suit to whoop his ASZ ALL UP AND THROUGH THEM PEWS.

  • Legacy

    Lmao I'm dyin man. Literally in tears at "husky boys section"!!

  • Jayde da Blade

    ma granny said baptized fa wha..so that dry devil can come up a wet one...loose weight for wah..a fat child molester needs to die off same as a skinny.....fast!!!?

  • Oh Tommie

    He looks like the man frying chicke . At Popeye's in that pic!! I pray he's in good health...damn

  • TheWildChild

    ?? wait, He didn't just wake up like this, where has he been ? because his congregation seems shocked as we are. Oh my damn ? He looks like a dialysis patient who pulls hard on the machine.

  • Ms Thang

    I'm sorry but this post was just too easy.

  • Ms Thang

    I love bear claws ??

  • Cole

    All I see is a #PERV

  • Justfacts

    Dr Sebi looks great!!!

  • roachburn

    you need to get back on that popeyes bruh, tonight

  • BLACK *I*C*E*

    Let me pick up my bottom jaw....

  • BLACK *I*C*E*

    I can't take no mo????
    I love emojis....but the tears are real now.

  • nich

    And I love me some Popeyes biscuits with honey and them darn spicy chicken wings myself. Slave food is sounding pretty good for lunch today!!!

  • mela.reign77

    What in the world??? This man went from looking like he was 57 to 87 overnight. Something is terribly wrong but only time will tell. He does not look healthy at all he looks sick! God have mercy on his soul.

  • ThisIsWhat40LooksLike

    Thank you.

  • Yoni

    Dr. Sebi is dead.

  • Yoni

    He's so vain that he thinks he's invincible. He thinks that folks will not make rumors about him because HE showed the world first.

  • TeeTee Major

    he's STILLLL lying I see.
    he was NEVER fat and now look at his eye lids, top and bottom swollen, skin color off. He looks like he just got out of the hospital, his meds are not right for rhis "issues" I suspect..

    tell the truth and shame the devil, SATAN

  • TeeTee Major

    he's STILLLL lying I see.
    he was NEVER fat and now look at his eye lids, top and bottom swollen, skin color off. He looks like he just got out of the hospital, his meds are not right for rhis "issues" I suspect..

    tell the truth and shame the devil, SATAN

  • Low E. TUH!

    :FACEPALM:

  • Low E. TUH!

    :FACEPALM:

  • TeeTee Major

    I wonder what happened to that young guy he molested from the age of 14--Centino Kemp

    I wonder if all of those young men are now on a "vegan" diet.
    he is a horrible piece of crap.

  • Moon Lee

    Please Eddie is so gifted with words. You mentioned to tell me when he had chef's cooking, he was eating slave food! Please, that negro is sick! He couldn't get them fresh little boys,so he's been slumming!

  • Nancy Drew is Ab Fab!

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    steaming. hot. tears.

  • Nancy Drew is Ab Fab!

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    steaming. hot. tears.

  • Nancy Drew is Ab Fab!

    Long told his flock he planned to live to be 100 years old by eliminating fast food from his diet.
    _________________________________
    Looking like that, he may live to be 100 (but that's only if he's 99 now and his birthday is next week)

  • Nancy Drew is Ab Fab!

    *cackles*

  • Unhappy American

    ???

  • http://devilsadvocate.sme/ snarcissism

    He looks like he stopped juicing

  • Allihave2say

    No he looks like an AIDS Wasting Patient

  • Allihave2say

    He's so vain that when he looks in the mirror he still believes he's fine as wine.

  • Allihave2say

    Galatians 6:7

  • TheWildChild

    Yes ?? one on dialysis too. His veins look like he's had shunts. Question tho ? has he been absent from his pulpit for a while?

  • Abc123

    Patiently waiting to see what really happened to him.... after all he was messing with boys in the A. May just be why the wife decided to stay.

  • mrsshya

    You can get gastric sleeve at almost any weight in Mexico if you got the coins to pay.

  • Switchblade Slim

    Now sing with me..........."H-I-V!!....

    TAP-TAP-TAP

    "H-I-V"!!".....

  • Allihave2say

    There shouldn't be a pulpit to be absent from. How many of those people would break bread with another know pedophile?

  • TheWildChild

    Exactly, but you know he has some strange cult clowns following his ministry of molestation. Even his long suffering wife is still down with him. See, he is a niggardly version of Woody Allen. I can't ignore how he adopted a teen son after divorcing from his first wife. He is gross.

  • Allihave2say

    Who adopted a teen son? Eddie Lostweight's wife stayed for the money and prestige. They crowned him kang so that made her the queen. The crowning ceremony revealed all those co-conspirators are in his molestation and the brainwashing of his congregation. The members who left went to Creflo Gotcho Dollar's church and he sent them back to Eddie Lostweight's church. Demons are a legion and they stick together.

  • TheWildChild

    ?you do know this is his 3rd wife. ? He's a false prophet for sure. I visited that over the top shrine of statues he calls a church worship center once. He has an interesting past with his bad wig wearing butt. See, EDDIE Wrong Long is known for helping people with cash. That's why his cult members love and forgive so quickly. It's always been rumors behind the strange adoption after the first divorce.

  • Allihave2say

    Wait! Wuh? Eddie Weightgone is on his 3rd wife? REALLY? I did not know THIS. When I make the Mr. some coffee in the merning, this will be the discussion. Land be gone! Letme go right now and look at these statues.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    He's had enough protein.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ...?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Oh, he went raw alright. I believe him.

  • DivineMsM

    Lol, Lulu. The heat must be frying my brain. I just got this joke! I am giggling like a school girl.

  • Genghis khan

    I know plenty of pure %100 vegans and they don't look not even close as frail as our beloved bishop right here....sorry I'm just buying his bullshit....I mean, just compare all the photos that leaked out with him flexing his muscles....and all the alleged gay affairs....he got the "Die Slow" baby

  • Genghis khan

    Lmao!!!!! U killed me wit that one