Morning Wood

Rise and shine, ladies! Rapper B.o.B is here for your morning workout! He has what you need to get you up and rearing to go every morning.

This post is probably NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

Don't underestimate Bobby Ray Simmons, Jr. just because he seems to be a little off lately. The 28-year-old Decatur, GA native is willing and able to "Roll Up" on you.

Morning Wood

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  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..
  • Andrea Williams

    Well alrighty then!

  • Sucker Free

    It looks big because he is so wee

  • Hill Candy

    ok

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Yep..tictac on a toothpick looks big...

  • Sucker Free

    ???

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Lol. How you know Wut?! He may surprise you.

  • klwbaby

    B.o.b. made Sandra moist this morning...

  • Keesh5000

    Ok....Ok....sips my coffee and shuts my office door

  • hotntot95

    LMAO..we good...looks safe for work to me...

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    If whatever he texting giving him wood then.. naw.. He look like the type that thinks hitting hard and making a woman scream she enjoying it but she prolly crying to get that ninja off her with his wreckless self.. btw Ive had a run in with some young n wreckless...lol..no thanks

  • RIFcantReadBlocked

    I've known some lean men pack a good sized muscle. He is nice sized for being soft so he might grow a monster.

  • http://citygirlzen.blogspot.com/ missarewa

    Yum ?

  • ShelbyMoore
  • Incog-knee-gress

    Look at that hot dog print.

    He strange tambout the earth is flat.... but hell. He going in my archives

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Idk. It's not even to its full potential yet.

  • Lenina Just Lenina

    NOPE!!!! I met him at a media event and he thought he was GODSSSSSSS GIFT!!!! The second coming of Prince!!!!! And this was years ago. And this negro ain't slick w TWO EGGPLANTS SITTING ON THE COUNTER?!?! ?

  • Freeriah

    I bet it's beautiful in her person.

  • morenYAHdelsur

    Bobby Raaay! I can see the head on that crawfish LOL. Hey baby! ?

  • Sucker Free

    seven streeter said it was big ?

  • morenYAHdelsur

    Hahahaha!

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    Who took the pic begs the question.

  • NYTimes#1Bestseller

    I don't like big eggplant. Big peckers hurt. I'm sitting out with Karlie Redd on this one.???

  • jeniefrumdablocâ„¢

    This Ninja has egg plants to the side Chile ?? yeah okay

  • Carolina Blue

    This pic old as hell.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    You said Grandma Redd ???

  • Mmm…Okay

    Before I was slightly saved and married I "dated" a guy with a large paint brush. My youthful exuberance had me thinking bigger was better...Anyway, dude put me in a huckabuck and had me praying for a lightening strike, the end of the cd, SOMETHING! I have never again wanted a porn sized paint brush. Twas not the business!

  • morenYAHdelsur

    Was it his homebody? ? LOL

  • hi-liter

    This pic OLD AS HELL. Sevyn Streeter posted this pic when her and BOB were together.

  • JamaicanBreddah

    He still believe the earth is flat?

  • Sucker Free

    Omg I remember that mess

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I could've sworn I saw this picture like last year.

  • NYTimes#1Bestseller

    ?????? lol@ slightly saved!!!!

  • SummerBaby

    His thirsty azz with eggplant props on the counter.

  • SummerBaby

    Why would she do something like that? I would never post a pic of my man showing his print.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    Guess that's why they ain't together no mo.

  • SummerBaby

    The end of the cd ???

  • RIFcantReadBlocked

    My coffee with vanilla creamer is on muthafuggin point this morning.

  • hi-liter

    "huckabuck"....got to be able to finesse with them big dacks.

  • SummerBaby

    That was a real dumb move on her part.

  • B.Sweet has e-white privilege

    Who is about to use the turkey fryer on the counter?

  • TRUTHTRESS

    Dont send her any photos if you're black ... this may be for an upcoming SLAVE AUCTION.
    This lady works for white supremist.

  • NYTimes#1Bestseller

    Yea, remember that one episode where she said she liked small packages. I'm sitting at the table with her on that one.

  • hi-liter

    I contribute that to her being a youngster.

  • SummerBaby

    I was just about to ask her age. ?

  • hi-liter

    I don't believe she is 30 as of yet.

  • A D N

    I had to scroll back up to see what you are talking about lol. I noticed the package...sort of impressed, but eyes immediately went on the cabinetry in the background lol. Not sure why he didn't totally do it for me, but he is do-able lol.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    Dubb gone come with grandma biography lol

  • harley_quinn2.0

    I had to Google "huckabuck" ??

  • A D N

    LOL. I guess you are looking for anaconda lol.

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Maybe Duke Ellington had a big one and she was done after that

    Karlie Redd (born April 15, 1927 in New York, NY) is an octogenarian Trinidadian sandwich artist, dancer, model and silent film actress. She started her career at the age of 12, working as a cigarette girl in Harlem's famed Cotton Club. She was rumored to have been romantically involved with Cab Calloway and later, Duke Ellington, supposedly in an effort to get her singing career started.

  • Carolina Blue

    Lmao you sound like my sister

  • A D N

    Yeah, I saw the eggplant too. But my eyes immediately looked there...

  • harley_quinn2.0

    She's 30 and should know better.

  • Incog-knee-gress

    I like nice comfy eggplant. I don't need to walk different

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Id wait til he in his 30's when he out the jack rabbit phase...

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    These unameitchallenge videos are taking me out https://instagram.com/p/BMz5wSjjS8C/

  • NYTimes#1Bestseller

    Lol

  • Mmm…Okay

    I don't know what Google said but it's when they get you into a position you can't escape from. Balled up and taking ALL of it. Like deep off in your diaphragm.

  • NYTimes#1Bestseller

    ?????

  • Fendi aka Erin Blockabitch

    This.

  • bemetoo

    This is old ..he was the start of eggplant??

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Second time today you posted old shat Sandra. Do better yo

  • Willetta
  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..
  • Willetta
  • Carolina Blue

    Really though!

  • hi-liter

    He went hard at Neil deGrasse Tyson. Who will we believe? LOL

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Lawd no. I don't need no trips to the ER.

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Chile a large brush is all good if you got Rembrant as an artist or Van Gogh LOL.. If the artist was a kid just new to painting..Paintng well ..inside the box ain't what he know how to do...lol

  • PhillyFacts

    I'm at work sweating

  • Incog-knee-gress

    I ain't know this one was old. But where Obama fam going been out there for a minute

  • Incog-knee-gress

    Like my fave nelson/half nelson ???

  • Incog-knee-gress

    His ass ended up as a news story over that mess. Like CNN I think ???

  • hi-liter

    Sure was.

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    The position is where a man put your legs on the shoulders and place his arms behind your knees and roll your knees up to your chest and he locks his arms in place and drills the shyt outcha..

  • Carolina Blue

    Smh. Damn comments still doing the manneqin challenge.

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    Oh my.

  • hi-liter

    She was being PC with "huckabuck". It's called THE BUCK.

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    *Faints from the thought..and from the lack of...

  • Sucker Free

    ???

  • Carolina Blue

    The visual of it all!!! Lol

  • MissyJ

    Why did I have to break down the grey sweatpant phenom to my homegirl rofl

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Ewww I hate yew!!! ROFLHARD!! Cab Calloway Hydie Hydied this Heaux you say?https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bb4264f7d4d7227830d50436ebc02fe52f854ab6633bc6dbb91c04c30c8efcd0.gif

  • Mmm…Okay

    Lmao! Now let's just clarify brush size...Not an average 6 - 8. I'm talking every bit of 11 pushing 12.

  • Mmm…Okay

    HOLLERING!!!!!

  • Isignedup4this

    Hilarious... You must be a grown ass woman for admiring the cabinetry. Lol. I'm a female and had to scroll to see what u were admiring. And I do concur!!!

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Clutches pearls. No ma'am ???

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Had it..from a master (Deep Stroka with the curve who was a stripper in his day that I dated in 2014) You prolly wasn't here then but he was hung well.. I told him I was a beast in bed..after our first night..I called him Beast Master! ROFL.. First dude to take me to the edge of sanity..His pregame show was amazing..orally wise he made you want it.. He is the one who sucked my toes and I came sooo yeah...

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Well I'm glad you lived to tell the story ???. #cautionarytale

  • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

    New post

  • harley_quinn2.0

    ???

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    The vjay is a remarkable thing.. when properly motivated it can take any size.. If it can push out a 22-24" baby weight 6-10 pounds it can surely handle 12 inches of GOOD dyck.. the operative term is GOOD..

  • Mmm…Okay

    Well Damn!!!!

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Harley..if you have the right man..and he has already prepped you to be your full horny with great foeplay and good head..you can take it.. LOL..I found out I could with my ex who was a stripper remember him? LOL

  • Yoni

    I will to fry me some turkey ribs.

  • Taylordanes

    Right the way he did Seven...I am cool......

  • http://thedevereauxshow.com/ Ms.Devereaux

    You over there reading my entire life!!!! I had one I used to call stripper man cuz he would carry on like those male strippers that flip you and turn you around
    and spin you I finally had to stop him mid antics and said ummmm Iooka here I ain't them other chick ion like all that you gotta handle with care cuz I'm a laaaaaaady ??

  • Taylordanes

    see how he did Seven...straight arse hole!

  • TawnyDelux

    didnt he say the earth was flat??

  • ?Patty Kakes?

    I seen this before but I never get tired of looking tho lol

  • Taylordanes

    Nah he went buffon on her...He really was tripping and did her dirty....

  • Tre

    What he do

  • Guess Who

    *YAWN* These males are getting just as thirsty as the broads.

  • Taylordanes

    Sevyn shared it when they were dating years back

  • ShelbyMoore

    I sure was....ain't nobody checking for no small dixs.

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Wow. You're the real MVP. ? ?

  • Rayne

    See the Ferris wheel in my avi ...I rode it and would ride this.

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    LOL ??

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    The fact that you know the exact date it was originally published... ??

  • Low E. TUH!

    MATTER OF FACT...GIMME 15 MINUTES AND A BAG O'BUD; I BET I BUST!

    IT FITS! I WOULD'T SMASH THO...LMAO

  • SuggaB

    He looks like a lil boy....

  • Xsjado

    Lawd??

  • QweenOfThorns

    Look at those eggplants.

  • SumthinSweeter

    not impressed...sorry, not sorry.

  • http://www.pureromance.com LA

    Lol

  • Junkanoo

    Sandra must be blind as a bat..... A resounding NO!!!

  • Renee26

    He's a shower probably not a grower

  • http://www.pureromance.com LA

    I love a man in gray sweatpants... You can see everything...

  • rodt

    flat earther

  • A D N

    lol

  • AG

    What's up with this old pic?

  • AG

    This pic is old. Back when he was dating Sevyn....she posted it, so I think she took it.

  • A D N

    Looking at wood is nice, but pretty kitchens and baths...another story lol. I also noticed the counter items LOL. I'm too nosy...

  • Lolalao

    ? ?

  • Lolalao

    ? ..I can't!!!

  • Lolalao

    Eggplant that is NOT. ..?

  • ?E?E?M?A

    This pic came out a year ago. Sandra is LATE

  • yallcrazy

    Girl i had me a young buck. Didn't think I was gone make it out alive. He had me in a choke hold, riding me all crazy and fast from the back. When he was done I thought I had been in a fight. My hair was crazy, I had a rug burn and my V was swole. I said never again.

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Yep! They have this porno concept of sex most of them do. And I am not a young chick to take a battering ram! I gotta get up in the morning hell!!

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Girl Ms D... My skrippa was seasoned like Lawry's! Girl..all I can say is he was goot.. dyck stayed hard as long as I needed..LOL one time he woke up one morning and we were doing it..He said its been an hour and we still at it I gotta go to work! ROFL chile...

  • Benita Renee’

    LOL!!!

  • sweetpeach0711

    Me too ????!!!!

  • https://twitter.com/Chicagowise Chicagowise

    I don't order from that side of the menu. ?

  • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

    Um them eggplants on the side are GAY

  • stanley

    This pic is about a year old lol

  • Black-eyed She

    And the eggplant on the counter is just a coincidence?

  • Queen B

    Word on the street here in Atlanta was he was giving that wood to Rick Ross current gf, Brittany Eady ? As a result, Seyvn Streeter had enough of his cheating and chuck the dueces ??? U didn't hear it from me tho

  • Stl_heat

    *salivary glands watering* uh uh uh was NOT expecting that!!!!

  • mark

    I just got a lesson in love making reading you all's comets below. Thanks. Keep talking

  • tintin

    So true about dem grey sweatpants

  • Tea??

    This is old and still makes me feel tingly inside lmfao

  • laidbackgal4real

    Oh my goodness ????

  • KB

    ROFLMAO! You're speaking the truth ?.Those one's I like to get on their stomach and THEN get them relaxed and start moving my finger near that area. The conversation goes:
    Me: does it feel good to you?
    Him: oh yes
    Me: do you want me to?
    Him: yes, but I don't know.
    Me: C'Mon you'll like it.
    Him: Okay be gentle.
    Me:....?(at work)
    Him: Aye, aye...AYE! Be easy, not to hard.
    Me: I thought you liked it rough, tearing up my walls.
    Him: That's messed up baby, you didn't have to make your point literally. Can you do it softer now?
    Me: ?Will we have this demonstration again?
    Him: No

  • KB

    I had this young female neighbor that lived above me. Like clockwork her man would come for his nightly release. She only had relations in the living room which is right over my bedroom. This young man swore he was doing something because all you heard was the squeaking of the couch and him leveraging himself on the floor. It got to the point I was refereeing them both through the floor. I was PO'D because if you're going to wake me up at least give me a audio show so I can at least get mine, not some quick rabbit or monkey sex. That girl couldn't look at me after that.

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..
  • Nycholle Curry

    I'm sure this doesn't matter, but did he really need to place two eggplants in the picture.

    Wait..pause. Who is taking the picture?!?

  • Jussjess25

    Me toooo ??

  • T3

    So I had a guy who was 45 thinking hitting hard was the thing to do. I was like, really ninja?!?!?! This ain't it boo.

  • Mssugamoma

    Oh my! ?

  • Mssugamoma

    Gurlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    These are the worst! No woman told him ninja stabbing my guts and stroking my sweet spot is two different thangs!!

  • T3

    And he acted as if something was wrong with me. Who was he screwing? Fawking 12 year olds??? That ish isn't cute or pleasurable.