unclockable

un•clock•a•ble (uhn-klok-uh-buhl) adjective
1. A complimentary word used to describe a F2M transsexual whose masculine appearance is convincing.

These posts are PSAs for innocent heterosexual women out there. You have the right to know if a "man" you're considering dating was born a woman.

Testosterone gives women male characteristics, but the female skeletal structure remains the same.

What to look for in biological women:

  • No v-shape from shoulders to waist
  • No adam's apple
  • No pronounced brow ridge above eyes
  • Pelvic bones are higher in females than males
  • Hips are about the same width as shoulders in females
  • if in doubt, just ask

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    • Low E. TUH!

      AND ANOTHER ONE...

    • LuLu
    • harley_quinn2.0

      Yikes

    • L.T.L. Since 2007

      These posts are PSAs for innocent heterosexual women out there. You have the right to know if a “man” you’re considering dating was born a woman.
      _________________________

      Somebody asked in the other post, but seriously, which one of your Decatur Flavas got Young M.A.'d?

      Spill it......

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6cac2206932f5eabed3754239780340ba1e2e1d5005017200c32fc791cc4c267.gif

    • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

      These posts are PSAs for innocent heterosexual women out there. You have the right 3to know if a “man” you’re considering dating was born a woman.
      ================
      If you a woman on your first date you need to ask

      1. What were you born
      2. Are you bix try and just like butt male or female
      3. Had you had sex with a man as a dare or money
      4. You wear condomes
      5. When are y ou available for testing.

      PERIOD.

      Sandra this is shaming and should stop, no need for this, if a woman about her shit, she need to be grabbing balls like your boy grap Pu$$y.

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

      So Marilyn Mosby tweeted a pic of her ballot and folks draws on too tight.

    • SpillyNillie

      Can we place a monthly minimum on these? #blogpolitics

    • Low E. TUH!

      WHY DO FOLKS DO THIS? IT'S BEEN ILLEGAL.

    • Dr. P

      Sandra did one of these lady men's goop you out of a backpack????

    • Araminta Glissade Chaines

      I read a piece abt her after the whole Freddie Gray situation, that town did her dirty. The police, the other prosecutors, even the mayor.

    • SummerBaby

      This one might have fooled me ?

    • SpillyNillie

      The pic I saw you can't even see who she voted for...even though she said Hillary...

    • Incog-knee-gress

      It's illegal and I FULLY expect Marilyn of all folks to know this.

    • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

      Curious who wrote the peace....She moved to quickly. Things should have been done differenctly.

      She had a strong team of mentors that she gave the HAND

    • Lisa daniels

      Why i read that dj kahleed voice? Lol

    • iWasteTime

      me too! cause WHAT!!

    • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

      Well hell I want the tea, but not if it gonna burn me. You see this fool pouring tea.

    • Lisa daniels

      Monyette.

      I kid i kid

    • L.T.L. Since 2007

      This made me laugh so damn loud. In my head, you sounded a little shook.

    • SpillyNillie

      Yaaas! She's a bit manly and rough around the edges...kinda favors the producer on LHHLA

    • E-VannaRootsAllEvil

      Damn this one shook me

    • Lisa daniels

      Yes looking like presizup wanye

    • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

      Lil Kim
      Queen B
      It's Ladies Night Watt ??????

    • Incog-knee-gress

      Even if it's legal where you are (she in MD) how about just not damn doing it? Bc...most folks equate it with...being illegal! Come on folks! Just not today. Please. My goodness

    • L.T.L. Since 2007

      Yall talked about the funny eared brothers in Atlanta getting 20 years for drugging and trying to murk mom and pop?

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4a8048bec0c9ad52a83d73ec6aaf83e808fa72c42608c45fa76c60b077451f53.jpg

    • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

      Smdh

    • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

      Oh my

    • SpillyNillie

      The one on the right...

    • Let Your Soul Glow

      What are the names? I swear one of em looks familiar...

    • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

      hit the spider on the boy cheeks.

      I can't talk about thiese two clowns.

      Jesus imma pray...Senseless

    • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

      *? snorts*

    • L.T.L. Since 2007

      Chris and Cameron Ervin

    • B.Sweet has e-white privilege

      Were they mad that they just found out that Dumbo is they're real deddy?

    • SummerBaby

      These posts are PSAs for innocent heterosexual women out there. You have the right to know if a “man” you’re considering dating was born a woman.
      ..........
      ???

    • E-VannaRootsAllEvil

      Exactly ??

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

      She already got heat on her.

    • Araminta Glissade Chaines

      This one is a true unclockable. wow

    • Lisa daniels
    • Nancy Drew Wants U 2 Fall Back

      why for her cute lil self grew up and wanted to morph into Lil Tunechi? who failed her? I kid, but this saddens me.... *goes byke to work*
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5a16feb7886870b58e876a7ffc6b264e7419e743bb55ec579123b82d4a427799.gif

    • Araminta Glissade Chaines

      I'll try to find it. It was an interesting piece, but it seems there was much more evidence in her possession, but without the cooperation of others in law enforcement and government she couldn't use it effectively.

    • Pamela

      WHY?!

    • Araminta Glissade Chaines
    • NegroHummus

      django what you doing boss. this is unacceptable.

    • lilred1

      Thank goodness for my impeccable lgbtq-dar... Now, as far as my children go ?

    • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

      *jacked

      Durham, N.C. switching to paper poll books
      At least five precincts in North Carolina had to switch to paper poll books Tuesday morning after electronic check-in software failed. The move came "out of an abundance of caution," according to Patrick Gannon, spokesman for the North Carolina State Board of Elections

      The "glitches" in the check-in software forced the precincts to switch to paper poll books to check-in voters, but no votes cast will be affected, Gannon said.

      The error, however, did cause longer-than-expected wait times at the polling locations, according to the North Carolina chapter of the NAACP.

      "Number one: We demand that they fix this glitch," Rev. Dr. William Barber, president of North Carolina NAACP, said in a statement obtained by CNN. "There were no glitches in early voting. Why now and why in a heavy black voting area?"

      37 percent of registered voters in Durham County are black.

      The N.C. NAACP is also calling on the county to get more poll books to the precincts and to extend voting hours.

      According to Brianna Khan, spokesperson for the Durham County Board of Elections, the state board of elections is helping the county officials print extra poll books and get them to the affected precincts.

      Gov. Pat McCrory, who is running for re-election Tuesday, told CNN that he had spoken to election officials and that they had it under control.

      "I want the votes counted as quick as they can in all counties in North Carolina," McCrory said. "I just talked to the elections board supervisor and said that I want every vote to count, and every vote will count."

      "We have our lawyers going to locations," Barber said. "They also must encourage people not to leave because the problem is with system not the people."

      Barber told CNN that the group has lawyers throughout the state and that they are not ruling out legal action on any voter suppression issues.

      In past elections, the county had used paper poll books to check in voters, but switched to electronic check-in in October 2015, according to Khan.

      The issue began around 6:45 a.m. Tuesday and all locations had a paper backup, Khan said. She said that the county board of elections had not heard reports that any wait times were longer than 45 minutes.

      At least one precinct in Durham County ran out of authorization to vote forms that all voters must fill out before they vote, the Durham County Board of Elections confirmed.

      Precinct 31 was out of the forms that all voters must sign to before casting a ballot for about an hour and a half Tuesday morning before more forms were delivered.

      The N.C. NAACP said the polling location turned away at least 45 people in one hour because of the lack of forms. However, county election officials stressed that while some voters did voluntarily choose to leave because of the wait, no voters were turned away.

      Gannon said the Durham County Board of Elections is meeting Tuesday afternoon and may request that the State Board extend voting time in precincts where voting was disrupted.

      -- CNN's Victor Blackwell and Devon Sayers

    • Nancy Drew Wants U 2 Fall Back

      what had happen tho? mom & pop forgot to latch the basement door before they went up to bed and these 2 escaped????? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9d465041cfaadc9080119da3ebc9e8e678679d3b3b44dc4f5fce24974c1de281.gif

    • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

      I didn't know they were convicted already. Dumb azzes!!!!

    • Milani
    • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

      *jacked

      CNN Politics
      November 8, 2016 2:28pm
      Georgia mayor takes down mischievous Facebook post
      A mayor of a small Georgia town came under fire for a post on Facebook for election day.

      Jefferson Riley, mayor of Mansfield, a town of 400 people, posted publicly on his personal Facebook page, "Remember the voting days: Republicans vote on Tuesday, 11/8 and Democrats vote on Wednesday, 11/9."

      He later removed the post. "People take things so seriously," he told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution. "You can't joke about anything anymore - especially on social media."

      Riley has not returned CNN's calls.

      -- CNN's Donie O’Sullivan

    • Araminta Glissade Chaines

      They bold now

    • Lisa daniels

      Ball grabber. Dead

    • NegroHummus

      what makes your dar ping?

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

      Discouraging people to vote by making them wait forever. Not everyone has a job where they can take off/miss that much time.

    • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

      *jacked

      CNN Politics
      November 8, 2016 12:51pm
      Two Florida election clerks fired
      Two election clerks in Broward County, Florida, were fired Tuesday after “not working to the level of integrity they were trained to,” and were quickly replaced, Broward County Board of Elections spokeswoman Tonya Edwards told CNN.

      Edwards said the clerks were not “adhering to procedures” but wouldn’t say what rules were being violated.

      Broward County Sheriff’s deputies were requested and dispatched to the polling site, the Herb Skolnick Center in Pompano Beach.

      Voting is back to normal at this polling place, Edwards said.

      -- CNN's John Newsome

    • Incog-knee-gress

      Correct! This was stupid as hell on her behalf

    • Nancy Drew Wants U 2 Fall Back

      "lgbtq-dar" ...hilarious!
      #SignOfTheTimes ...smh

    • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

      *jacked

      CNN Politics
      November 8, 2016 12:46pm
      Trump files Nevada voting lawsuit
      In a sign that the legal team for the Trump campaign is aggressively laying the groundwork for potential legal challenges -- big and small -- lawyers have gone to state court in Nevada in an early vote dispute.

      In legal briefs filed last night, Trump lawyers are asking for relief in case “the election of presidential electors from the State of Nevada is contested.”

      They are suing Joe P. Gloria, the Clark County registrar of voters, over a decision they allege he made to keep polling locations open “two hours beyond the designated closing time.” The lawsuit targets polling places in the greater Las Vegas area that have larger minority voting precincts.

      Dan Kulin, a spokesperson for the county, told CNN that no early voting stations extended their closing times. They did, however, process voters who were in line at closing time to allow as many people to vote as possible.

      Trump lawyers are asking for an order to have the pertinent early vote ballots not to be “co-mingled or interspersed” with other ballots.

      “From the polling, it appears that Nevada is so close that the Trump campaign thinks it’s worth challenging any violation in voting protocol. The numbers that came in could represent several thousand people across the four precincts, which could determine who wins the electoral college vote or change the Senate race,” said Robert Lang of the University of Nevada, Las Vegas. He said the Trump campaign is “smart to put a marker down for a future challenge, considering what happened in 2000 in Florida."

      Officials with the Republican National Committee and Trump's campaign declined to further discuss their action with reporters on a conference call early Tuesday afternoon.

      Nevada's Republican Party chairman, Michael McDonald, told a Trump audience in Reno on Saturday that polling locations in Clark County were kept open late so that a "certain group" could vote.

      Clark County, which includes the suburbs of Las Vegas, has a large Hispanic population and could figure prominently in who wins the White House.

      -- CNN's Ariane de Vogue

    • Incog-knee-gress

      Where that dumb ass hoe who was here hollering about what exactly does the NAACP do? It was two of em....

    • Lisa daniels

      That's him. Stealing nicki old clothes.

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

      Very good piece. Even delved into her marriage.

    • Araminta Glissade Chaines

      And so it begins

    • Araminta Glissade Chaines

      This election has brought out so many different forms of voter suppression. I didn't think it could get worse than 2012 but this is crazy

    • HoneyyGoodMoneyy_

      yikes....

    • lilred1

      It's just a natural NO bs tolerance level that has been passed down through the generations.

    • Lisa daniels

      They need to hold a special election. He lucky that I live in Gwinnett.

    • lilred1

      Chile.. I don't even care if I'm called ol fashioned.. I like my man ashy, black, and nasty.

    • jussaying

      I believe in most states it is mandated by law that employers allow their workforce up to four hours of time off to vote.

    • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

      It's ah thing? ???

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

      Some where coming up with more lies

    • jussaying

      LOL. I don't know why this made me laugh so hard.

    • Lisa daniels

      Yeah, it is in GA

    • jussaying

      does he have a spider tattooed across his face?

    • Lisa daniels

      Having a major case of amnesia

    • SingleGalCrazyWorld

      I was thinking the same thing smh. A few people on my feed were taking pics in the booth I was thinking ok that's illegal. One on them have the nerve to be a social studies teacher.

    • jussaying

      Nancy!!! Did you watch Jane??

    • Araminta Glissade Chaines

      I thought it was a bruise. But I wouldn't be surprised if it was a tattoo

    • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

      On Topic
      Eye no won thing! I would've told this Kat up top tah fix his damn face. Why they always gotta look dumb to look like ah dude?! FOH

    • jussaying

      oh that makes more sense. i'm like he has to be some shade of crazy.. no sane person likes spiders lol

    • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

      arrrrgh, I got have to some wine to finish reading. She talks slick right off.

      Bish I caled you at 6:07
      Turn off

    • SingleGalCrazyWorld

      IDC what that person up top is. She/he wouldn't get any play from me simply because of that lip shit they got in their face. No Ma'am those look like they taste like regret and aluminum.

    • Araminta Glissade Chaines

      Starts awf the phone call with an attitude. The situation seemed to damage their relationship.

    • NegroHummus

      no i meant what is it about the lbgt person thats straight acting that makes your dar go off

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

      He wanted to be mayor. Can't anymore.

    • jeniefrumdabloc™
    • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

      I hope they take measures against him. Fire him

    • Araminta Glissade Chaines

      Nope. That won't happen ever now and you can tell they have so much resentment.

    • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

      gonna be a long night

      Remember after Obama won, blacks went to work with they chest stuck out.......Whites was salty

    • E-VannaRootsAllEvil

      Yikes k just jump wtf ??

    • SingleGalCrazyWorld

      Short Bus Shorty chile....

    • jussaying

      lol I always read this in the Diddy voice.

    • sherri2016

      I love my city Baltimore born and raised but that whole situation was screwed up

    • jussaying

      and still are. hence more racist buffoonery and bigotry.

    • Carmen Harrison Johnson

      This is so sad! The younger brother was very sorry after they were locked up. He said his brother made him do it.

    • lilred1

      That's just what I call it?

    • Lisa daniels

      Lol

    • jeniefrumdabloc™

      This is why I treat people the way they come across to me specifically based on their character (attitude) shid .... I can't keep up ... you don't know what sex you talking to ... shyt don't matter no mo .... https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d25d4b4ae7771f2343f2f7c101ed4b1583bdd9f953a5f9c55da222c9c2c2e1a5.gif

    • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

      Yes, folks that we know say she real pieace of work. She semi speaks. It's like some people you meet and you be like I wanna hang out with her. She ain't one.

    • B.Sweet has e-white privilege

      If you're in line when voting closes, you still get to vote. They're already reaching.

    • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

      Sings I gotta man.......YASSSSSSSSSSS

    • Leigh Burton

      ask to see childhood pictures of everyone who you date.

    • SingleGalCrazyWorld

      I have a family friend that can fool anyone. She is the only "stud" I know and I swear everytime we go somewhere females are trying to pick her up. We were at the movies last year and she straight out told a girl "you know I don't have a dick right?" chick was wit it and she got the number...

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

      Tell us more. ?

    • lilred1

      Exactly what I said lol.. it's a form of bs... And it don't ride ova here

    • http://Copblock.org Brenden’ 2 : Electric Boogaloo

      Sandra Rose has an adams apple?
      #OpenPost
      That don't mean she was born a male tho? Much like those tre trunk rings arounst Sandra's neck don't make her Kimora Lee?

    • jeniefrumdabloc™

      Chile I stay in my hole quite a bit ... come out for air ... you don't know what ya getting... shewt ... Attitude is what I see now ...oh and yeah I do got a man too ..... a strong one!!! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/47c796ca19d7649a6a7d936c51edb1fe9cd722a13e3de30b45b41272f07629aa.gif

    • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

      ONLY COUPLE DIVAS allowed in here at one time. You exceeded the capicity. BBlater.

      Smakcs your cheeks.

    • https://www.etsy.com/shop/AMarieNaturals Lovezoe

      You come in here being messy like your draws.

    • CapricornIce

      Who she trying to look like guest blogger Slim?

    • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

      Washes my hands.....

    • jussaying

      ??? tyrone biggum lips and everything

    • Araminta Glissade Chaines

      They don't reach, they just go right on ahead and make stuff up

    • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

      CRINE

    • lilred1

      ? didn't want to sound selfish, but...

    • NegroHummus

      ok then ????

    • CapricornIce

      @Nancy. I went to a garage sale over the weekend & bought Dowton Abbey season 1-6 for $40. I was too happy.

    • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

      How is this shaming? They put their photos online on a public forum. These photos are not in private accounts. Point to the part of my post where I'm shaming them?

    • jeniefrumdabloc™

      lmao rofl!!!

    • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

      Slim is the blogs spiritual advisor hunny. U better get you a filtered shower head :coffee:

    • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

      where you been? they said you came up at the polls? did you have on your cute Prince jeans with the azz out *waiting*

    • http://www.keenready.com KeenReady.COM ?

      Sigh...

    • CapricornIce

      Chile I would love to hear his views on unclockable/clockable.

    • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

      *hollers*

    • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

      he already said don't date folks who hang their wigs on the door knob it throws off the frequency and vibrations :coffee:

    • NegroHummus

      nerp, skraight out the womb on the weighing table thingy pics.

    • Nancy Drew Wants U 2 Fall Back

      i can't keep up either hun. I gave up when they started trying to ban pronouns, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5406a067d89d1924f4f9967857b7ca15a701e44524df7514659efb170810c224.gif

    • Nancy Drew Wants U 2 Fall Back

      a-parent-lee, LOL!!

    • iWasteTime

      bwhahaha
      I rebuke you ...

    • Araminta Glissade Chaines

      Oh, ok

    • Quitedeliteful

      You got me hollering at work!!!!

    • KLow

      .....and ugly at that

    • CapricornIce

      Lol. All she need is a tight blo....shirt on.

    • Keya #AndYouWillDeal

      Dubb? You here?

    • Nancy Drew Wants U 2 Fall Back

      *scratches chin*
      uh, remind me Shug... which Jane?
      Austen?
      Doe? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/276beb9984df134739ac99cdd665e8dffd171e0eaae9b6912c911c5a19493ea6.gif
      Kennedy?
      Mary?
      & the Dragon?

    • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

      What the forum,

      It's don't matter me and you talking, I'll call you later.

    • Keya #AndYouWillDeal

      Sigh. Listen, whoever that is in my comments all on my ass please back up. I said what I said. Thanks.

    • Yoni

      I'm still swamped. SEND HALP, FAST!

    • L.T.L. Since 2007
    • Keya #AndYouWillDeal

      I done missed the whole day. Recap please.

    • Nancy Drew Wants U 2 Fall Back

      A L L S I X ???!!!! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b25c55f880104788ab280e26748e8bbe2ddcb658e261a54c8e0848bcab10a924.gif
      Look at gawd! And girl, how 'bout I just started rewatching it on amazon. I'm part way through S2. I thought of you when I was watching it on Sunday!

    • Jen_n_juice

      And another one. ...

    • Nancy Drew Wants U 2 Fall Back

      LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Nancy Drew Wants U 2 Fall Back
    • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..
    • Nancy Drew Wants U 2 Fall Back
    • Nancy Drew Wants U 2 Fall Back
    • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

      They gave you more work today. Damn devils.

    • CapricornIce

      @Nancy. Yes!!! The dude mother passed away & he said he wasn't into Dowton. I already told my boyfriend for Thanksgiving he's gonna be in my living room watching sports & I'm gonna be in the bedroom watching Dowton.

    • Nancy Drew Wants U 2 Fall Back

      *faints
      LOL!!!!

    • SummerBaby

      She be straight pulling the broads huh. ?

    • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

      what Nan lol

    • Nancy Drew Wants U 2 Fall Back
    • Taylordanes

      I see its gonna be one of those days....ho hum

    • CapricornIce

      Bol!!!! I don't think she needs Dowton Abbey where she's going Nancy.

    • MookieFly

      Is this your way of saying you want to become a unclockable? ? Testing the field to see how we would react? ??

    • http://Copblock.org Brenden’ 2 : Electric Boogaloo

      ??? my cut out jeans and my super push up water bra. Works so well even an Acup like yourself can have what appears to be a full C???

    • http://Copblock.org Brenden’ 2 : Electric Boogaloo

      ???

    • NegroHummus

      this what 'merica gone look like if trump wins???

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVwB4DzMNmY

    • Nancy Drew Wants U 2 Fall Back
    • iWasteTime

      lololololol
      she voted for Hillary!!

    • Irony

      Latrice Royale!????

    • L.T.L. Since 2007

      I just watched this. That shyt was crazy as hell. That damn Iguana had some moves though.

    • Irony
    • NegroHummus

      seen it on espn this morning. that ish was creepy??

    • http://Copblock.org Brenden’ 2 : Electric Boogaloo

      Chile, she BEEN unclockable since the 70's?? Back when she was in her 30's?

    • http://Copblock.org Brenden’ 2 : Electric Boogaloo

      Well I won't. Not down with the gender bender ish??

    • Fendi aka Erin Blockabitch

      If they got Young MA'd, it's because they wanted to be. These guys who act like a trans female "tricked" them are so full of crap. No one tricked them.

    • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

      Right! Came out pre prom night 1963 ??

    • Tynamight

      You know TRUMP's not gonna win. Why are you speaking that into the atmosphere?

    • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

      Some bullshatt. Folks that twas Big Mad came byke and got Bid Madder!

    • Fendi aka Erin Blockabitch

      Cold world. I want a Gucci backpack that I saw Katy Perry with. How exactly can I "goop" someone for it? Please advise.

    • Incog-knee-gress

      new post

    • SpillyNillie

      Share...what had happened?

    • Araminta Glissade Chaines

      So this just happened:
      Co-worker 1 (young, white, uneducated): Man, I really hope Hillary doesn't win
      Co-worker 2 (old, white, LPN): Ooh, me either I hate her.
      1: Yea, she's such a liar
      2: Yea, she should be in jail

      1: We find out who wins tonight, right?
      2: Yea
      ===============================
      I'm like, wait, so she don't even the basics - like the fact that the results come out tonight? But "knowledgeable" enough to be picking the president? Chile.....

    • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

      ? Hmmm ? We can call in an Emergency!!! ???

    • Incog-knee-gress

      Too messy to eem recap. Im lost my own damn self.

    • Fendi aka Erin Blockabitch

      *Curious George

    • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

      She was ?

    • http://Copblock.org Brenden’ 2 : Electric Boogaloo

      Nancy has gas,,,and I don't mean octane
      DTTS is a damn thief?
      LTL has pubiac lintballanitis
      Sandra sucks
      Wuts got eye boogers
      Jen_n is a heaux
      And Mookie sellin wic vouchers...The End!
      This recap has been brought to you by your Xenitian in Xenu, Brenden the unclockablest of unclocks??

    • SugarFoot a.k.a Ty

      Imma c cup damn it :chase:

    • http://Copblock.org Brenden’ 2 : Electric Boogaloo

      ???

    • lilred1

      Yup. An errthang! Lol

    • sunni_daze

      GOD not gonna even recognize his creations. Damn shame

    • Incog-knee-gress

      Ignance

    • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

      Saddle hail down! ???
      Just because yew got dates lined up from out pollung(going) ??

      #stolen ?

    • NegroHummus

      that was just a segway to post that video, we know he aint gone win

    • Guess Who

      If that ain't no jank, you have a woman.
      No balls? FEMALE!

    • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

      Please no
      Lol

    • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

      Yes ??????

    • Genia

      you say un-clock-a-ble i say de-cep-tion

    • Nancy Drew Wants U 2 Fall Back

      wait..... did they even vote? LOL!!!!!

    • Nancy Drew Wants U 2 Fall Back

      ubishu.

    • lilred1

      Welp there's a new one. Did you know we're not women anymore?.. we're now "cis-gendered".

    • http://Copblock.org Brenden’ 2 : Electric Boogaloo

      hi?

    • Taylordanes

      thanks...was a great read...

    • Low E. TUH!

      I THINK BIG DID IT BETTER! OOP.

    • Low E. TUH!

      NOW THAT...IS A DAMN SHAME!

    • Low E. TUH!

      DTTS ON THE MIC!

    • Low E. TUH!

      LISSSSSSTENNNNNN!

    • Low E. TUH!

      BAH HUMBUG! AND THE LIKE...

    • Yoni

      ERRYBODY done called off, cept'n me. I'm plantation practicing.

    • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

      Bastids...u vote yet?

    • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

      Got the sugar
      Got spice
      Ahhhhh
      ????

    • Yoni

      You're invasive. On the 29th.

    • Nancy Drew Wants U 2 Fall Back

      well, unless "cis" & them can get the cramps, fibroids, and produce milk, they can't tell me nothing about being a woman, TUH!

    • hottlanta

      They said they were on drugs and the parents didn't know about it. They just got reminded even though yall live in Gwinnett County yall still black so don't come trying to pull the white boy suburban card for a lighter sentence. Judge gave them 20 years. Moved them kids away from black folks to keep from getting killed by another black person and they tried to kill them. A dog gone shame.

    • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

      Hope u gotra eat cafeteria food. And cute dude that fix hot food is gone. No hook ups tewnight

    • Nancy Drew Wants U 2 Fall Back

      but bending is one of your favorite things of all time?! ROFL!!!!!!!!

    • http://Copblock.org Brenden’ 2 : Electric Boogaloo

      liar?

    • Yoni

      LMAO! I don't fux with downstairs. They are rood and the last time I ate some breffis from there, I had the shits for tree days. I have an ahi tuna steak and broccoli already prepared at the homefront. #mealprepisdashit #cafewilltakemywholecheckintonextyear LOL

    • SingleGalCrazyWorld

      Chile she ran through almost all the straight women who worked on her unit at the hospital. She always bring a young "tender" to the family cookout every year LMAO

    • shun king

      It's a stud lesbian at my job with a super donk she try her best to hide it but can't

    • shun king

      What if they got a hormone filled clitoris that's grows long and use it as a penis, they even look like penises

    • shun king

      That's the vast majority of voters

    • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

      OH Well..I'll leave yall with a lil bit more Good night Roses!

      “MMM..” He moaned tasting the almond and molasses on her tongue as his danced on her palate and teased her lips. She leaned more into him as her nipples began to awaken in her soft satin nightie. His soft cologne mixed with the wine in her system intensifying her intoxication as he cupped her bottom allowing his hardness to settle on the top of her lacy covered cleanly waxed pussy…

    • morenYAHdelsur

      Why do gorgeous women want to be men and handsome men want to be women...
      I am ok with homo LOL but not attempting to change one's biology...

    • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

      ROFL!!! I Just read this... I gots de eye boogas? LOL!!!

    • Diva_woman

      "Hips are about the same width as shoulders in females. Pelvic bones are higher in females than males"
      Not on Wendy Williams

    • Oh Tommie

      Anybody discuss this damn coonery....Martha Stewart and Snoop's tv show?

    • Lisa daniels

      MAJOR KEY

    • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

      Lmbo

    • mela.reign77

      Martha Stewart just itching to go back to prison! I haven't seen the show but the previews were enough for me. Smh...

    • mela.reign77

      I have no problem with how people decide to live their lives but please don't take away my right to decide. I go to the bathroom and see a tampon and know darn well that my aunt flow isn't due for another three weeks, there's going to be trouble, trouble! ( in my Bernie Mac voice) I need to see baby pictures and a birth certificate with a seal, please and thank you. Smh...

    • mela.reign77

      I second that Genia!

    • KLow

      stfu

    • Guess Who

      ...ewwwwww
      Those are big for clyts, not for peens though.

    • jussaying

      lmao the virgin with Rafael

    • Oh Tommie

      I should've taken your approach....but I'm on the sick and shut in list..which led me to complete boredom... :-/

    • jussaying

      lmao that's who i meant. i always start playing "some say the x make the sex spec. TACular make me lick ya from ya neck and ya, back and ya. shivering. tongue delivering. chills up that spine. that a is miiine"

    • Queen B

      Wtf def fooled me

    • Allihave2say

      Soon trans w2m will have the v above the waist through waist pinching or something. The world has become so unbiblical.

    • Allihave2say

      Girl! you read my whole mind. Wendy's hip to shoulder ratio is a total negative. She has zero hips or curves. I struggle to understand her body. I guess that's why she got the exaggerated boobs to be more womanly shaped.

    • Allihave2say

      Sickness.

    • ihatethesebitches

      Yuck

    • The ghost of Naomi’s edges

      What the hell is a "major key" I mean what does that mean lol

    • Lisa daniels

      The hell if I know

    • Tynamight

      I guess I was wrong.

    • NegroHummus

      this isnt even close to being an i told you so moment..lettuce prey

    • Tynamight

      Salt in wound...

    • Jussie-JustLooking4Peace

      Hey what forum did she get your photo from?

      Thanks

    • ?Royalty?

      You're screen name tho...????

    • NegroHummus

      you be aight lol