Unclockable Trans

un•clock•a•ble (uhn-klok-uh-buhl) adjective
1. A complimentary word used to describe a M2T (male-to-transgender) individual whose feminine appearance is convincing.

Jessy Dubai is a transsexual p0rnstar who prefers transgender-on-female sex. When Jessy stars in videos with males he prefers to be on top.

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  • iWasteTime

    Le Brick, is that Yoooou !?!?!

  • Sucker Free

    Why?

    In another news…I got my braces off yesterday!

    My choppers look like ????

  • Yoni

    All man with a wig on.

  • Jen_no_juice

    Post requested by loyal reader Mr. LeBrick James.
    ——–
    That’s his boo?

  • Yoni

    It all started DOWNSTAIRS!

  • pure_rachet

    Thanks LeBrick.

  • Yoni

    I see Sandy giving folks the biz today. She ain’t come to play with you hoes. It’s February. It’s the 1st of the month and rent is due. Sandy said “try God, NOT ME!” :peace:

  • Jen_no_juice

    Ohhhhhhh lemme go downstairs and catch up

  • Renee26

    Very clockable….strong defined eyebrow ridge, the head is “brainy”, the arms are extra hairy, and those boobs are humongous and hard=fake

  • Dr. P

    Why is this topic of interest to Lebrick James? Is THIS Lebrick James? #ponders #giggles I see you bew

  • Mr. LeBrick James

    Thanks, Sandra, I know you love me and hate me at the same time. :-)

  • Malcom Flex

    The veins in his arms though.

  • Mr. LeBrick James

    Nah, that’s just a little morning shade by Ms. Rose.

  • Lisa daniels

    Congrats

  • iWasteTime

    Why get boobs that big though.
    Ugh

  • Lisa daniels

    If you gonna get boobs get some that fit . them look like they got their own life.

  • Mr. LeBrick James

    I got under her skin with a comment I made downstairs. Doesn’t really take much some days.

  • Lisa daniels

    We here

  • AllAroundTheWorldSameSong

    Why was it necessary to photoshop the elbows?

  • Lisa daniels

    I see.

  • Renee26

    Basketballs

  • Ni Ni

    Post requested by loyal reader Mr. LeBrick James….um hmm.

    OT: i was driving yesterday and a liitle girl was zig zagging on a bike between the side walk and the street. I slowed all the way down cause i didn’t know what she was gone do. I noticed she had one hand on the handle bars and a cell phone in the other hand texting or playing on the phone. She was about 9-10 years old.

    So you parents who have given your children cell phones, please make sure they don’t text and drive ?. If i had hit her, the family would be trying to beat my azz?.

  • Lisa daniels

    Them over ripe watermelons

  • Renee26

    A lot of white men love those big inflated jugs…probably has a lot of sponsors paying for his/her proceedures

  • Renee26

    Hybrids lol

  • Lisa daniels

    Exactly

  • Renee26

    LMAO…nope those are natural man elbows

  • Missy

    Im just here for the comment section.

  • KeyaPrettyNPetty

    I’m confused about these young kids and phones anyway. And where are her parents at to tell her, leave your phone in the house if your riding your bike? smdh

  • Lisa daniels

    If i had hit her, the family would be trying to beat my azz?.********
    I don’t know why that tickled me so.

  • Renee26

    They probably just happy she’s outside

  • KeyaPrettyNPetty

    Well I’m not walking down that flight, so catch me up please. Thanks.

  • Lisa daniels

    I think kids should have phone with them if they are out and not with the parents because its too many damn crazy people in the world but just like you dont text and drive dont be riding your bike and texting.

  • AllAroundTheWorldSameSong

    Naw, looks like they are photoshopped to look more feminine. But then didn’t bother doing anything to the veins.

  • AllAroundTheWorldSameSong

    I agree with this. Phone for safety and the ability to reach them, but definitely teach safety.

  • Lisa daniels

    And keep that gps turned on

  • AllAroundTheWorldSameSong

    I have the Family Map application on my bill. Even though they are adults.

  • Zeta Phi Beta 1920

    Attractive.

  • Ni Ni

    Same thing i was thinking. If it was my mom that seen this back in the 80/90s, she would’ve pulled over and hollered at the girl to get her narrow behind off that phone?.

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout
  • KeyaPrettyNPetty

    Keya9 asked for a phone. I told his little butt no. He can’t even keep up with his bath towel. He already has me looking all over the house for those damn Pokemon cards. I will NOT be losing my mind over a cell phone. Nope. Not yet.

  • Lisa daniels

    There you go.

  • jussaying

    ew. she got tittybutts and they look hard af.

  • AllAroundTheWorldSameSong

    Pootie!!!! “I’m going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!”

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    I love that dang movie

  • hi-liter

    Drake’s voice………….Nigga you made it!

  • Zeta Phi Beta 1920

    OK. Confused. Is this you? You went from man to woman? Why do you still call yourself “MR”?
    so many questions? I am serious.

  • KeyaPrettyNPetty

    Well my nine year old is not going no place without me or another family member so….but that’s just me.

  • AllAroundTheWorldSameSong

    If he isn’t out and about without you or dad, I can see that, but why not get a cheap phone, so when you aren’t with him he can contact you or you contact him. One of those prepaid ones.

  • Lisa daniels

    9 is a little young. That’s not even lock key in most states. I got my first cell phone in the 6 or 7 th grade

  • Lisa daniels

    Or an old phone that you don’t use anymore.

  • KeyaPrettyNPetty

    Because he is asking for an iphone. or something he can jump online with. Was asking if he can make you tube videos and get on IG. Hell no! Too much foolishness I am not ready for him to see or know about yet. Nope.

  • AllAroundTheWorldSameSong

    I agree, but this is for those who children are latch key kids or travel without parents or other adult all the time.

  • Zeta Phi Beta 1920

    “try God, NOT ME!”

    LOL!

  • hi-liter

    My favorite scene of this movie is when Keisha Sharpe from the new Lethal Weapon went to see Pottie Tang and she was screamin and carrying on. Too funny

  • SummerBaby

    Wait, so this is how Sandra gets back at you?! By letting the whole dayum ? think you’re a tranny chaser?! ? I’m sew weak. ????

  • AllAroundTheWorldSameSong

    Oh…..well in that case…..uhn uhn. I agree with phones for emergency contacting only.

  • KeyaPrettyNPetty

    That i agree with. Some mommas have to be at work all kinds of crazy hours. I get it. But for MY son, who can’t keep up with stuff? Naw.

  • Seek Truth Speak Truth

    Natural Woman
    When was the last time you felt the warm scalp of a woman
    Run your fingers through her hair
    Twisted her natural locks through your fingers
    Or walked your fingers through the rows of braids
    Just like walking through fields of corn

    When did you see the true beauty of your African Woman?
    Or saw a flawless dark skin?
    Or kissed her natural plump lips?

    From the days of slavery black women were told “ You gotta have hair like “Massa” ,
    Don’t want no nappy haired black as sin gal in the house”
    The beautiful black women were kept in the cotton fields
    While those that had lighter skin,
    The products of the slave master s were kept as house slaves
    If your hair was long and straight, without a natural crinkle it was your bonus,
    a passport to heaven,
    a ticket to the illusion of freedom

    Now, I hardly see an original black woman
    They all seem to have become Chinese, Brazilian, Indian and European
    Flicking about hair that is not their own
    That may be from a horse, a yak or plastic factory
    Afraid to show their natural beauty
    Afraid because their men have been conditioned to think that a perfect woman has straight hair and fair skin
    Afraid because their sisters would laugh and tease them for their tight curls

    Wake up!
    Have you ever really looked at the beauty of a black woman, all natural and dark?
    They way her teeth and eyes sparkle in contrast to her skin
    The way her hair feels soft like the ends of an ear of corn
    Or woolly like that of a new born lamb
    Twisting and curling itself through your fingers
    True feelings exploding through the shaft of natural hair

    Men! Treat a natural woman with respect
    Women! rise up for the natural woman who dared
    For her inner strength and inner pride have made her able to go against the norm
    To show her true self
    Just the way God made her—————–
    Perfect
    A beautiful black woman

    -Writer Unknown in Ghana 2008

  • KeyaPrettyNPetty

    He is not responsible yet. At all. And I can hear the teacher at school now on my phone about his phone. NOPE. Not yet for him. I’m not knocking other mommas. That’s the rules for MY house.

  • AllAroundTheWorldSameSong

    Leave him alone!!! He is doing EXACTLY what a boy his age is supposed to do….not know where anything is, even when they are the ones who put it up!! He is right on track.
    #NOBARRON CTHU

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    Mr. LeBrick you made it bruh whether you wanted to or not.

  • SummerBaby

    That lil cutie said Mama I’m trying to shine. ? What type of YouTube videos does he wanna make?

  • Ni Ni

    I can dig it ?.

  • Talia B

    Them forearms ?

  • Renee26

    I would have rolled my window down and yelled at her yesterday lol

  • KeyaPrettyNPetty

    Talking about his Pokemon cards, dancing, him playing the Xbox. Stuff like that.

  • Lovezoe

    I didn’t even read the whole thing and thought of Brick. Then I read ???

  • lilred1

    Yup they say all man.. Ima follow Ray Charles advice on this one ?

  • KeyaPrettyNPetty

    That mess drives me crazy!!!!! Then looks at me like I am crazy if I say I don’t know where he put his stuff. Sigh.

  • Lovezoe

    My 6th grader has one only because she stays after. My 10yo asked for one. Sir. You barely know where your school folder is.

  • Renee26

    Ray would have fallen for those slim wrists…he wasn’t checking for the right things lol

  • Lovezoe

    He said something that the previous post was better than an unclockabe post

  • SummerBaby

    That’s too cute! I feel ya’ tho. Nope, no iPhone for you yet.

  • Renee26

    I’m dying!!!

  • KeyaPrettyNPetty

    THIS! I have to ask him where EVERYTHING is and does he know?! NO. Where is your Wednesday folder? He don’t know
    Where are your sneakers? He don’t know
    Where is your dirty clothes hamper, because these clothes have to get off my floor?! He don’t know.
    Where is your library books? He don’t know
    But his little ass knows where the Xbox stuff is…well no, that’s a lie, he don’t know that either. Asked me where the rechargeable batteries I brought for the controllers were. WHY did he ask? Because HE DONT KNOW! *falls out *

  • lilred1

    Lol.. Slim wrists where?! Aint no crook in em or nothing they go straight down to her arm

  • KeyaPrettyNPetty

    DEAD. lol.

  • Dr. P
  • Renee26

    Why’d I look down at my own wrist to compare?! LMAO I can’t!!

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Lol ??

  • lilred1

    Me too..

  • Lovezoe

    Tell me why I got a note yesterday saying he ain’t turned in his library book from NOVEMBER?! I’m like dude we stay on this. Where is your book. Kanye shrug.

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Right my kids and I love this movie.

  • AllAroundTheWorldSameSong

    TY-PI-CAL man child!! It will pass one day….not soon though….but one day!! LOL- Only laughing because I survived it 3 times

  • KeyaPrettyNPetty

    I love my only son, but OMG that part of it is so very annoying. And his poor wife when he gets older. My Mr. at home calls me at WORK looking for stuff. smh

  • KeyaPrettyNPetty

    See, that mess makes me mad. We go through the same mess Monday to Friday. I mean, you don’t have it down yet?! UGH

  • Taylordanes

    Those big arse arms and fake tits give it all away ?

  • Genia

    i’m starting to feel like the term un-clockable is overused, to desensitize us into over looking these strong faced women and soft faced men

  • Quitedeliteful

    She looks pretty unclockable to me but that’s in this photo. I wonder if she is really unclockable in person….

  • Quitedeliteful

    She looks pretty unclockable to me but that’s in this photo. I wonder if she is really unclockable in person….

  • Lovezoe

    Same here. Same here. Coat, shoes, bookbag. Not rocket science

  • Lovezoe

    Same here. Same here. Coat, shoes, bookbag. Not rocket science

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    I edited the post up top.

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Children should not have cell phones, period! But if parents must give children cell phones, the phones should be for calls only; meaning NO internet and NO text messages. P0rn addiction among children is on the rise because they have easy access to free p0rn sites on their phones.

  • Mr. LeBrick James

    Yeah, I see that. It’s strange though. I’ve seen people cuss her out and call her all manner of names on here, and she says nada.
    But I make a relatively harmless comment and she comes after me with the long knives all all sharpened up.. ??

    It’s all good. This place helps my workday go by a bit faster.
    I dont take any of this stuff too seriously.

  • Mr. LeBrick James

    I thought it was pretty funny. I can dish out the shade, so I dont mind some getting thrown back my way. It’s all good.

  • Mr. LeBrick James

    Started from the bottom now I’m here! (Drake Voice)

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    Square ass chin…

  • Mr. LeBrick James
  • http://www.Samanthagwrites.com Samantha G.

    Yo… they are getting good. Master of disguise, child. Glad I’m not a man.

  • http://www.missjhaneuniverse.com Monday

    It feels as some become trans because they were not taken seriously the way they are… Now it is look at me now.

    Revenge body.

    Can we get couples of the week for us regular folks? Something motivational? Seems like theses things doesn’t exist anymore ?

  • SailOn
  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    I saw a video of female-to-transgenders yesterday that scared the crap out of me. I stopped the video halfway through. I realize they are less than 1 percent of the population, but it was very sad to see so much mental dysfunction in one video. ?

  • Lisa daniels

    You know tour child better than anyone. I say give it until he is in middle school

  • millz

    I’m so confused ????

  • Mr. LeBrick James

    No, that’s not me. Don’t overthink it.
    Sandra got me on her radar and decided to throw a little shade/sarcasm my way. :-) It’s all good

  • Full Monty

    LOL wait so let me get this straight. So he becomes a woman just to start having sex with women which is what he would have done if he remained a hereto man? Just wow!!!

  • ReadingIsFundamental4Real

    The devil is a lie!

  • CaramelDrop

    ? i need a flow chart and dictionary to figure this one out?

  • Angela

    This one looks like Zendaya’s linebacker brother who’s playing in their mama’s closet and tryna be sessy so he can send his man some pics….Just all the way yuck….

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Men like Bruce Jenner and Jessy Dubai are heterosexual males with a fetish for feminine body parts and wearing feminine things.

  • Full Monty

    IDK about that one Auntie Dubai is still sleeping with women though so its a little more than a fetish and Bruce is just confused. It would not surprise me one bit if he transitions back to male.

  • Full Monty

    IDK about that one Auntie Dubai is still sleeping with women though so its a little more than a fetish and Bruce is just confused. It would not surprise me one bit if he transitions back to male.

  • Rayne

    Woo wee… that’s a whole lotta confusion right there.???

  • LibraGirlonly

    Me too!

  • Tammie Reed

    Those titays about to explode, God Bless

  • ZRoJoTheLezBeyond

    The “caveman” forehead/eyebrow area kinda gave it away though..

  • Yoni

    He said something about posting unclockables and she told him if he didn’t put some respeck on her blog skills, he could “raise up outta the garden”…..

  • Drea982

    My words exactly.

  • Drea982

    Me too lol

  • Seek Truth Speak Truth

    People are really out of touch with nature to believe he is a she.

  • Full Monty

    Right! Why go thru all that surgery just to revert back to the original lifestyle. It has never and will never make sense to me.

  • Guess Who

    His breasts look gross and he’s just like a lot of trannies; confused and miserable.

  • Araminta Glissade Chaines

    It just means she lurvs you. But yea it’s all for giggles for me too. Cant take it serious.

  • QweenOfThorns

    He has shoulders for days.

  • Mr. LeBrick James

    “It just means she lurvs you.”
    ———-

    I’m not sure that’s the word I’d use for it, but anyway, thanks. :-)

  • Mr. LeBrick James

    Most of them are… which is one reason the suicide rate among those people is so high.

  • mzmystic

    He looks like Angel Brinks from bbwla to me.

  • Renay Peters

    ???Cause they Get PAID A WHOLE LOTTA MONEY ? BY BILLIONAIRE TYCOONS WHO LIKE IT UP THE ANAL CANAL…but dont want to be seen with a GAY man…then the tranny thang still likes to do women so they can produce children with lesbian women. THE NEW HUSTLE ..THE TRANNY ATE GETTING PAID!!

  • yallcrazy

    Right. That makeup hides a lot

  • Ni Ni

    Lol

  • shun king

    Elbows and football player shoulder

  • Ms. Jackson

    I don’t have a problem with the Trans community, it’s your life. Live it as you must, however, I will admit that I’m confused as hell as to… Damn. Too much to even try and explain.

  • Michelle

    That’s scary……I think dudes better check for Birth Certificates.

  • suganspice68

    His boobs looks so fake,lol

  • suganspice68

    LMAO!!!!!

  • ATL trannylover

    Stop hating on her, she is very sexy and i like her plus she’s got a nice cock too and fucks really good.

  • ATL trannylover

    I don’t need no birth certificates, she is more woman than many females out there.

  • ATL trannylover

    Hater.

  • ATL trannylover

    That’s what make her even more sexy, she fucks the shit out of females better than many men

  • ATL trannylover

    Yes she is trust me, she looks better than yourself.

  • suganspice68

    Whatever,that still is man.

  • ATL trannylover

    No, you’re absolutely wrong, she is a woman who just happen to have something extra.

  • KeyaPrettyNPetty

    It’s a skill to make stuff up? Shoot! Let me go email Dubb and tell her that her ex was employed all that time. It’s a job to make shyt up now. Excuse me. Go head yall! *files nails and walks off to the kona*

  • WackaBlocka

    something extra ???? …. lol – i come in peace lol

  • Quitedeliteful

    Don’t worry about me, boo. I’m the real deal! No tuck and pretend for me!!!

  • shun king

    I hope your name is a joke because what I found some information that gay sex leads to aids. And a tranny is a man

  • ?Patty Kakes?

    The arms the tittys and the face looks like its for 3 different people.

  • ?Patty Kakes?

    And the arms look like the arms of 13 year old boy

  • ?Patty Kakes?

    ???

  • ATL trannylover

    You look like T.I wife Tiny.

  • Quitedeliteful

    YAWN!!!!!!

  • Zeta Phi Beta 1920

    Auntie Sandy, got jokes!

  • ATL trannylover

    Don’t take me wrong, It’s a compliment

  • esh

    with 45 year old man hands lollolo

  • ?Patty Kakes?

    ???

  • ODB63

    I just checked out one of her videos of her vigorously topping a dude ,amazing.