Sean Combs

A Miami woman was charged with making false statements to police about hip hop mogul Sean “Puffy” Combs.

Jermelah Jones called police in January and identified herself as Combs’ fiancée. She claimed the 47-year-old rap producer assaulted her and Combs was being held in his Star Island mansion by his family against his will.

Miami Beach police raced to the affluent community of multimillion dollar mansions and knocked on the door of Combs’ home.

He was asleep when cops arrived, but was awakened and questioned. He told the officers he had no idea who Jones was, and insisting they were not engaged, according to the New York Daily News.

Police warned Jones to stop making false statements, but she allegedly continued to call emergency services, claiming Combs was in trouble.

Officers again reached out To Jones and urged her to stop making the unfounded allegations.

In early February, Jones escalated her bizarre behavior and began stalking Combs.

She drove out to his mansion on the secluded guard-gated island, and tried to talk her way in by claiming she was Combs’ fiancée.

Police arrested Jones, who reportedly told officers she heard voices and had “been recruited by the devil and his people” to harass Combs. It isn’t clear if a judge ordered a psychiatric evaluation for Jones.

Photos by WENN.com


  • Strong White Woman

    Poor woman. She’s suffering from mental illness. A common defense used to lessen the crimes committed by the alt white. This is a true example of mental illness! She is deserving of minimal incarceration and maximum pshyciactric help, empathy and sympathy usually reserved for non minorities and the spawn of Don*ld Tr*mp? Cape for this poor Sista like y’all cape for them?

  • Justlooknout

    Wonders what she looks like. This all I got.

  • Strong White Woman

    She looks like a person who needs pshyciactric help. I’m basing that on her mugshot. Eyes, eyebrows, lack of skin care, and hair are telltale signs.

  • ShadesofEMPRESS

    He got tons of security.

  • mzwhang90210

    Poor thing. I hope she gets help. Jermelah Jones. Her name sounds familiar, I thought maybe she was also the one who stalked Usher, but then I saw her mugshot. Different person. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/30f0092149ba161693a99f67ffe2777140c671f7eeb21b31939c2de19828d237.jpg

  • Carolina Blue

    Crazy hoe.

  • Carolina Blue

    Yikes!

  • Carolina Blue

    Im with you.

  • mzwhang90210
  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    They need to let Janice answer the door one time. She could prob help ol’ girl clear up some of her confusion, Lol!

  • Carolina Blue

    Hello how are ya

  • Keesh5000

    What the hell is wrong with people!!!!

  • KDub

    he heard voices and had “been recruited by the devil and his people” to harass Combs. It isn’t clear if a judge ordered a psychiatric evaluation for Jones.
    ^^^^
    Biggie will be dead 20 whole years March 9th. Pac was dead Sept 13th 2016, 20 years.

    Fool I hope you didn’t think you could just stop paying. Not sure who. But your clearly owe a debt sir. I’m no conspiracy theorist person neither. But I truly believe this. And Suge in jail and not never getting out? His ass probably gotta pay double. He the only one unscathed from anything. Pay up

  • mzwhang90210

    Good. Cleaning out email accounts. One has over 2400 emails. SMH…I’d forgotten all about that account. Mostly junk.
    And you?

  • Lovezoe

    Hope she gets the help she needs. Nothing wrong with talking to someone.

  • Keesh5000

    Damnnnnnn…I think she may have a slight problem.

  • Lovezoe

    Any of y’all watch The Mick show have me in stitches.

  • Carolina Blue

    Pretty good but bored as can be here at work. Easy money i guess.

  • Carolina Blue

    Look at those eyes! ?? let me see your eyes keesh.?

  • Carolina Blue

    True.

  • Keesh5000

    Giggling!!! Let me go look aty eyes real quick. Drop of selfie Blue…Imma need your eyes mam?

  • Carolina Blue

    Oh yeah and he knows it!

  • Carolina Blue

    You first.

  • puppylove

    Currently watching snoop and martha

  • Lovezoe

    I’m gone just binge watch it

  • puppylove

    Look like angelica’s doll

  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    Dammit Dub! And I like Puffy, but you up here making sense? …and don’t forget about ‘Shine’ did time for that club shooting Diddy & J Lopez (can’t stand her!) parted ways over. Maybe she did him a solid with the Santeria they say she practices….?
    :kona:

  • KDub

    He has done so many people dirty. Took food outta folks kids mouth. One of em…Loon I think was out here robbing folks. With an active contract.

    Anyone coulda sent this chick. Puffy better say his prayers.

  • leapyearpisces

    Doe anybody notice a similarity to the look in this chick eyes, to the look Kanye’s eyes have now? That “I have left the building” look. Its real out here. Keep yourself and loved ones prayed up, and be wise enough to know some things prayer cannot take care of alone. Sometimes it takes a comprehensive plan like prayer, diet change and meds.

  • Carolina Blue

    He seems like he didnt give a shit about doing those golks dirty in my eyes.

  • KDub

    This too. He done paid someone to keep quiet before. How he knew what to do with Jamal…aka Shyne. This nigga learned sheisty from Andre Harrell. He certified sheisty

  • Carolina Blue

    They have her pic?

  • KDub

    Why they mad. It’s been obvious

  • nick c

    Check below someone posted it.

  • puppylove

    He gave Shyne a bunch of empty promises. Probably got him deported.

  • leapyearpisces

    Hey blue. I thought the pic Wang post was of the girl. She has on red lipstick and hair is wild. I thought that was her.

  • Locapoca
  • nick c

    Puff didn’t even get a set back I remember when Dre fell off hard after the drama before his comeback. Puff had way more support in the NYC area, and was able to capitalize on the aftermath for years.

  • Carolina Blue

    Ive always felt this way.

  • Carolina Blue

    Truthfully im shocked hea lasted this long.

  • Carolina Blue

    Hey leapy!!!?? yeah i saw that down below.

  • Carolina Blue

    Wrong chic but she looks shell as hell.

  • puppylove
  • Carolina Blue

    No lies detected!!!

  • leapyearpisces

    (Blushes). Reading is fundamental huh? LOL. I did like a ltitle child, and READ the picture. LOLOLOLOL.

  • Carolina Blue

    ??? dont feel bad im the same.

  • Carolina Blue

    Its almost scary.

  • mzwhang90210

    What chick are you talking about Blue?

  • leapyearpisces

    It’s me Whang. I am the one causing the confusion. LOL. I thought the chick you posted was the one on this story.

  • Carolina Blue

    Puffys stalker chic…

  • tintin
  • Carolina Blue

    Awww how noble of you.

  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    Yeah, Andre! dont let them nerdy azz glasses fool you… stone cold O.G. (i bet Puff had to do more than walk to Jr’s for cheesecake…) :kona:

  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    Oh he def hadvto go back to Belize, mmm-hmmm

  • mzwhang90210

    It is.

  • Locapoca
  • Carolina Blue
  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    Awww …..who dis lil angel????? *melts*

  • mzwhang90210

    LOL Blue..that pic that I posted is the chick in the story uptop. According to Miami Beach Police.

  • mzwhang90210

    Hey Leap!!!

  • Carolina Blue

    I have no idea.

  • Keesh5000

    Umm k.. ?

  • Carolina Blue

    Oh! I thought you said that was ushers stalker!??

  • Keesh5000

    LMAO…. This right here….. She is serious too

  • mzwhang90210

    LOLOLOL…Noooo..I said her name sounded familiar and I thought she was Usher’s stalker. But then I saw her mugshot and I realized it wasn’t.

  • Carolina Blue

    You ready?

  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    WHET??!!!
    (See, this why folk scared to share pics of their little ones, Lol!)

  • Carolina Blue

    Oh! Reading is fundamental like a big dog huh…???

  • ShadesofEMPRESS

    Lmbao I cannot.

  • mzwhang90210

    Awww..who is dat?

  • Keesh5000

    I don’t think that’s the pic of her
    ????

  • mzwhang90210

    Bwahhhaaaaa….I edited it now. I can see how it was confusing. sowwy.

  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    *gasp!* i saw her on dr phil ….it was disturbing (and sad)

  • Carolina Blue

    Its cool ???

  • Locapoca
  • Carolina Blue

    Hes a meme

  • mzwhang90210

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

  • Carolina Blue

    I forgot his name..lil cutie

  • Keesh5000

    It is because I thought it was a pic of someone with crazy eyes and a new hairdo. I know she didn’t fall up to Puffy mansion looking like that!!!

  • Carolina Blue

    ??? lawdy!!!

  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    *cackles*

  • Keesh5000

    You have to go listen to her tell the story..cray cray

  • Keesh5000

    I can’t believe they actually gave her azz the precious precious time of day to pitch the BS..

  • CrunchyBlack1

    so its that easy to mess with someone who has no clue you exist…wow

  • KDub

    His ass and LaurieAnn Gibson each other beards! I never knew they were married til last year or two

  • Keesh5000

    She said MJ use to hear her ole man beating her up from the window and wanted to know if Annie was ok… or something like that. I tried to find a fukk to give but nothing was available

  • KDub

    Heffa! I’m crine at Idk he’s a meme. I’m tickled and Idk why

  • Carolina Blue

    ?????

  • Keesh5000

    Yeah, celebs say it happen to them often

  • Carolina Blue

    Boom kat!

  • mzwhang90210

    According to Michael Jackson…a stalker inspired his hit Billie Jean too.

    The song Billie Jean was about a girl, that climbed over the wall at Michael’s house, and was lounging out there, by the swimming pool…. she was laying out there, near the pool , lounging… hangin’ out… with shades on, her bathing suit on. One morning she just showed up! Kind of like a stalker, almost. She had accused Michael of being the father of ONE of her twins…

  • Carolina Blue

    ??????

  • Keesh5000

    TI have always said that’s one of the worst things about being a celeb..people know you, but you don’t know them

  • mzwhang90210

    I thought it was Nancy Drew too…at first. But nah..that’s Puffy’s stalker.
    Striking resemblance tho… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9d465041cfaadc9080119da3ebc9e8e678679d3b3b44dc4f5fce24974c1de281.gif

  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    I think it was because her daughter was desparate for some relief. This woman was cool, calm, collected, and potentially convincing UNTIL you really listened to the outrageous claims she was making, smh

  • Keesh5000

    Yeap

  • mzwhang90210
  • KDub

    Her. Chile

  • KDub

    Hey hun!

  • CrunchyBlack1

    thats the scary part and its easier to get to them because they announce all their public appearances..hell funny thing is reg folk got stalkers too..make no sense

  • CrunchyBlack1

    no wonder beyonce never caught outside the house too much, folk cray cray

  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    That’s right! I completely forgot about that!

  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    *cackles*

  • Keesh5000

    She did sound convincing…..but in the back of my head I was like …..don’t you dare fall for the trick. Attention seekers will do anything for attention!!! Then again she may be telling some of the truth in her on right

  • Locapoca

    ? omg poor tink tink #whenyouthinkyoumatter ?

  • Keesh5000

    She almost made it sound as if MJ was stalking her azz??

  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    ? …I’m outside w/your pizza …let me in?

  • Carolina Blue

    I guess i understand, but still.

  • Keesh5000

    Yeap, you know her Stans and fans would love to stalk her…it may be too damn hard

  • Keesh5000

    I was about to say…. regular folks get stalked too….just not on that level. I have heard some horrible stalking stories with the celebs though

  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    Yes! She told Phil that Mike’s limo was parked outside her apt bldg!

  • mzwhang90210

    There was a young actress named Rebecca Schaeffer She had a STAN that paid a private detective to find out her home address.
    The stan showed up at her home and asked for an autograph. She obliged him. He thanked her & walked away. Then he turned right back and rang her again. The 2nd time she answered the door… he shot her to death.
    So yeah…if a derranged person wants to find you..they will.

  • CrunchyBlack1

    i think they have a lil more respect for her to go full on deranged but im sure julius done had to taze a few people for getting too close

  • Jay

    Even though Star island is gated they will let you do a loop as long as you don’t get out your car. I think its crazy. They should stop letting people who don’t live there on the island. To dangerous.

  • puppylove

    She a real hoe for him to be the daddy of ONE

  • Carolina Blue

    I was stalked back in 04… were together now though..?

  • puppylove

    Lmao

  • Keesh5000

    ?????

  • Keesh5000

    This is why they can’t take chances

  • Carolina Blue

    ??

  • CrunchyBlack1

    stalkers or stans got a weird sense of connection to you. whether its negative or extremely minimal they crave that connection.

  • mzwhang90210

    Wait now Loca…
    Picture it…Micheal is practicing moon walking…suddenly he hears screams. He runs to the window…asks if she’s okay. Gets no response..asks himself what should he do? Call 911? NO…write a song..that’s even better!!
    See…it could’ve happened! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b029c76378ea5eb0d17be0ae40b316f329298b08b0b47105020d3c5aaea4a82e.gif

  • Keesh5000

    I will crave my pistol right up they azz

  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    What i got from the few minutes i saw was that she based most of her belief in her story on the fact that her name just HAPPENS to be Annie! Just sad, smh

  • Keesh5000

    Who was the celeb that recently had to kill the stalker or have the stalker killed.was it Madonna or another female celeb

  • mzwhang90210

    *soft Jackson voice*
    Get out my yard you devil.

  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    LMAO!!!!! (Lord forgive me for laughing)

  • CrunchyBlack1

    so you caved

  • Keesh5000

    Yeah, I feel you. My man been stalking me forever…. Now we have each other FA EVA!!! True story?????

  • mzwhang90210

    Iono…who was it?

  • nick c

    I think Madonna

  • CrunchyBlack1

    gotta protect yourself outchea

  • mzwhang90210

    Chile….lmao.

  • Keesh5000

    Yeap, it was Madonna

  • CrunchyBlack1

    so she musta been getting double pegged and they both let off?? maybe??

  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    I just laughed a deep & ignant Miss Sophia laugh! Tears!
    ROFL!! LMAO!!!!!

  • Carolina Blue

    I wouldnt say caved.

  • Carolina Blue

    Lol i aint mad.

  • CrunchyBlack1

    so a PI will just go along with it, not even doing a check on the payee. that seems odd and unsafe

  • Carolina Blue

    ?????????

  • mzwhang90210
  • jussaying

    oh wow i never heard this. i had always heard him say he wrote it based on his brothers experiences. thanks for this new factoid!

  • KDub

    I remma. My Sister Sam

  • nick c

    I remember this that’s when they started taking stalking seriously even though Lennon was killed by a Stan ten years prior.

  • Carolina Blue

    Damn!

  • Keesh5000

    LMAO…Why do I have a associate with twins and they have different Fathers. I look at her so funny because you had to be engaged in some real HOE shyt for that to happen but who am I to judge?????????

  • CrunchyBlack1

    i had a chick sorta try to wear me down into being with her. kept showing up places i frequent, always knows when i was going to be at a certain friends house, always tryna get me to go out with her. ugh it was too much and i was fearful that she would been too controlling if i caved and might harm me if i left

  • Carolina Blue

    Not one! ???

  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    This was such a sad story… that dude should have BEEN caged long before he finally got to her though!

  • jussaying

    lol yep. i think usher had a cray cray stalker too. and i remember him saying how crazy the girls were when he was on tour. bishes riding in to his room on the room service cart. he come out the bathroom from taking a shower random chick in the bed ???

  • Carolina Blue

    See, you couldve been a married man by now.

  • jussaying

    ????

  • jussaying

    oh gosh that’s horrible. sounds semi similar to that young chick from the voice who got murdered last year.

  • CrunchyBlack1

    yeah and get woke up every night for sleeping too good, wondering if im dreaming about another woman lol

  • mzwhang90210

    Yw.
    The story above comes from a guy who says he was in the studio with MJ:

    The year is 1982. The song is “Billie Jean”. The sonic image of Michael Jacksons’ “Billie Jean” is a perfect example of what happened, when I sat around dreaming awhile, about combining different recording techniques to produce a unique musical canvas with a tremendous ‘sonic personality’. Of course I was comfortably ensconsed in Westlake Audio’s beautiful new Studio ‘A’ on Beverly Boulevard, with my good friends Quincy Jones, Micheal Jackson and Rod Temperton. We were doing our favorite thing… We were making music!!! We had just started recording Michael Jackson’s album “Thriller”…

  • CrunchyBlack1

    thats setup 101

  • nick c

    Type of girl cut your pee pee off if she thought you was creeping.

  • CrunchyBlack1

    zactly!! when someone wants you that bad it has possessive written all over it

  • Michelle

    …..????

  • puppylove

    I would judge. Next time she have a 3some bet she use a condom.

  • mzwhang90210

    Exactly!! And THAT dude did it in a crowd. Mannnnn— this world gets scarier day by day.

  • mzwhang90210

    Right! He’d BEEN stalking people, not just her…should’ve been in SOME kinda institution.

  • mzwhang90210
  • mzwhang90210

    I don’t think they do it anymore…legally.
    But apparently it used to be legal.
    He paid a detective agency in Tucson $250 to find her home address in California DMV records. $250…smh.

  • mzwhang90210

    LMAO….
    Slappppppppppp….wake yo crunch Black A$$ up….whatchu smiling for?? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b029c76378ea5eb0d17be0ae40b316f329298b08b0b47105020d3c5aaea4a82e.gif

  • mzwhang90210

    I remember Usher’s stalker.
    Wasn’t she outside his studio with paper clips in her hair?

  • CrunchyBlack1

    250 just to find and address…hmmm yeah they still doing it, prolly putting gps on folk car to cut down own being noticed following folk smh

  • CrunchyBlack1

    been mean to me all day, now you ass wanna be smiling in yo sleep…. get TF up right neigh lol

  • GuestSTAR

    To make matters worse, you don’t even need to hire a detective to find out the most personal sht about people anymore. All you need is a phone #/access to the internet and not only can you find out about the person of interest, but their family as well….SCARY, SMH.

  • jussaying

    right?! just no effs at all. i felt so bad for her since she was so young.

  • jussaying

    lmfao ??????. I don’t know but man if i were him i’d be so offended like dang why my stalkers got to be busted in the face with three hairstyles from 1994 in their head

  • Felicia Kelley

    Say WHAT??

  • Felicia Kelley

    Say What???

    Please elaborate??

  • jussaying
  • jeniefrumdabloc™
  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    same here …?????

  • Junkanoo

    Somethings in the air, a lot of people are detaching from reality especially Tennessee passing laws making it legal to run over protestors

  • Ms.Caramel

    The Devil is working. It’s always BEEN him.

  • Ms.Caramel

    Yep. And I loved her in My Sister Sam

  • Erin Blockabitch

    So, Clive Davis and his people recruited her to harass Diddy?!. Oh.

    I pray she gets the mental health counseling and/or exorcism she truly needs.

  • Erin Blockabitch

    cc: Chris Brown

  • Erin Blockabitch

    Is she ok?

  • Erin Blockabitch

    His lisp… “Girl, you craythy ath hell.”

  • Zizzle

    She’s got the look.

  • Carolina Blue
  • Darkandlovely617?

    Good morning blue ??

  • Darkandlovely617?

    Good morning
    What’d you get mom for vday?

  • Lovezoe

    Hey wig.

  • Carolina Blue

    lol hey…?

  • Carolina Blue

    Gm

  • Erin Blockabitch

    I get my mom something practically everyday. I bought her anither ottoman and some other things she wanted.

    What did you get your mother?

  • Darkandlovely617?

    Massage & car detail

  • Darkandlovely617?

    Good morning
    Happy Friday ?

  • iWasteTime

    Good Morning Roses!
    TGIF!!

  • zeta4life

    *comes in blog dragging…MAWNIN’ ROSAYS!!!!!…(YAWN!!!)

  • zeta4life

    GOTCHA!!!!….LOVE YOU!!!

  • Erin Blockabitch

    That’s lovely. My mom has car service or me. She doesn’t get massages but she has a Burke Williams gift certificate collecting dust that’s worth at least a few hundred bucks. *shrugs*

  • KDub

    Gm honey

  • Lovezoe

    Love you too.

  • Lovezoe

    Morning everyone.

  • KDub

    Peppermint Patty. One of my faves. Been low key talking shyt and throwing shade for decades

  • zeta4life

    *PERKS UP*!!!!!!!,,,,drops LV briefcase on floor…..RUNNING DOWN THE BLOG HALLWAY…JUMPS ON YOU…..SLAPS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU…for leaving me..(lol)……AND HUG YOU WILL TIGHT..(.throw my head rag on your avi)…..HEY K-DUBYA!!!!!

  • zeta4life

    LOVEU MORE!!!!!!…my mom always says that to me and my sis after we talk…

  • ReadingIsFundamental4Real

    Morning! I think I’m going to love the block feature today. Let’s see what this wonderful Friday brings.

  • Lenina Just Lenina

    Good morning ??!!! RIF, same.

  • zeta4life

    TGIF!!!!!!

    *PUT IT DA AIR
    REP WHERE U STAY
    TAKE A STEP BACK
    BLOW DA KUSH IN DA FACE!!!!!!!!

    *getting my jocking on*

  • zeta4life

    U A GOODT BABY!!!!!

  • KDub

    Will be in Bama March 9th for DaddyDub memorial service.

  • zeta4life

    RIF!!!!….hey!!!!

  • KDub

    *hugs ya byke*

  • Darkandlovely617?

    Good morning Z ?
    Thank you!

    The Mr and sons hooked you up?

  • zeta4life

    WAIT!!!!!!!!…DUB NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!….I am so sorry….

  • Darkandlovely617?

    Good morning ?

  • Darkandlovely617?

    Good morning
    No time wasting today ?

  • Carolina Blue

    Aye!!

  • KDub

    Why I found out my mama gets to take her car to the car dealership my nephew works at to get her car detailed every other damn week! I’m still mad. My sister (his mom) don’t eem get to do that. Just grandmother.

  • Darkandlovely617?

    Burke Williams ?

  • KDub

    Yes hun. He been gone 3 Friday’s now. He was cremated. 2 services. One here tomorrow and one in Bama in March.

  • zeta4life

    ONE CHILE…Lol….Z22 (his birthday is Valentines Day)…they always hook me up…love them fools…Z22 was home last week for his dad’s birthday..(both aquarius)…UGH!!!!..

  • Darkandlovely617?

    Good morning ?

  • zeta4life

    Not u hating on Momma Dubb…LOL

    your time will come…how are the dubs doing???

  • zeta4life

    CB…..!!!!!…

  • Darkandlovely617?

    Yea, I’d be big mad!
    Thank you though for the idea! *scrolls through Rolodex for someone who works at dealership…

  • zeta4life

    Praying that God continues to give u guys comfort and strength during these times…

  • Carolina Blue

    I just raised so much hell i have a headache.

  • Darkandlovely617?

    I’m out of order. Supposed to be at my desk which is 30 minutes away and I’m still in the bed ?

  • Darkandlovely617?

    Who pissed you off ?

  • zeta4life

    What else is new…LOL

    I was trying to catch up on some old post…but couldn’t all these new roses…but I seen the “banter” of you and Cara-mel…LOL!!!

  • KDub

    Thanks sis. You are awesome

  • zeta4life

    HELL NAWL!!!!!…lol

    *comes in your bedroom…snatch them damn covers off you…..jumps in your bed…AND LAY THE PHUCK DOWN with you…LOL..

  • KDub

    They good. Big baby Dub upset about her grandparents passing. Dub12 is too. But he lived with me and Dub22 for a long time when she was little. So she has more vivid memories. Everyone holding up

  • Strong White Woman

    You naked??

  • zeta4life

    awww……*bats lashes*…I’m just a humble vessel,,,,

    *who use to say that…futuredoc or Lurk*….damn I miss them

  • Strong White Woman

    Oooh me too me too? We gone have that room smellin like a fish market?

  • Carolina Blue

    Lol chile…lets let that ride. How are you?

  • zeta4life

    WELL DAMN!!!!….(HOLLERING LMAO!!!!!

  • Carolina Blue

    My daughter

  • Strong White Woman

    Tussin. Rub a tsp of tussin on yo fohead. Your headache will disappear in two shakes of a lambs tail?

  • KDub

    It be cheap actually. She got the car from them and they love her to pieces lol.? She made them some cheesecakes for the office manager bday. I was like gone head and secure you some free or discount oil changes too then.

  • zeta4life

    See….I’m trying to go back to sleep and yo azz trying to get u a “scissoring” in early in the morning…Like Mr was grinding my “byke” this morning……LOL!!!!

  • KDub

    Doc. His Crazy behind lol.?

  • Strong White Woman

    You sew nassy? What else he do girl? Did he eat it from the back or nah??

  • Lovezoe

    #storytime

  • zeta4life

    I am…..girl I’m taking it day by day….

    2017 ain’t playing with my ass….BUT GAWD!!!!

  • KDub

    Teen girls the damn devil. Don’t let her run yo pressure up. Rebuke it

  • zeta4life

    GWON NAH!!!!….LMAO!!!!!

  • Erin Blockabitch

    Yep.

  • zeta4life

    TELL IT…I don’t know why I’m laughing already…BECAUSE I BET U SEE YOURSELF IN HER!!!!!!

  • Carolina Blue

    ? shes just now telling me today that she has to have her eyes checked for tomorrow’s drivers ed class.???

  • Strong White Woman

    As Zoe would say #storytime gone and break it down for those of us who ain’t getting none. Let our vaginas live vicariously through yourns?

  • Carolina Blue

    Girl im trying!

  • Carolina Blue

    Lol no ma’am!

  • Carolina Blue

    Lol i hear you.

  • zeta4life

    U KNOW WE WAS THE SAME WAY…I think that;s why I really didn’t want any…cause momma use to tell me and my sister…”I CAN’T WAIT TILL YA’LL HEIFERS HAVE KIDS…while adding…”IF I LET YO ASSES LIVE LONG ENOUGH!!!!…DAMN I LOVE THAT WOMAN MEAN ASS!!!

  • Lovezoe

    I don’t even have a teen yet but some days the under the breath talking. Start me a GFM

  • Carolina Blue

    ???

  • Carolina Blue

    Fired!

  • Carolina Blue

    Lol

  • Libra80sBaby

    The authorities better start doing something about these stalkers. Cause baby, when it gets bad like this, it’s kill or be killed.

  • Lovezoe

    Lol! Oops. We all forget sometime

  • Libra80sBaby

    You went ahead and went all the way there, huh? lmao

  • E-White B.Sweet KoolAid

    Good morning. *rolls over and goes back to sleep*

  • zeta4life

    YOU R MAKING MY DAY…LMAO!!!!

    *lets say MR went out to work this morning MAF!!!…shit we had a great weekend up until Valentines Day….he just turned 51 and I’m like DAMN…but not complaining…after 23 yrs of marriage glad its still like that…but my “vajay” is off until abt Sunday…LOL

  • Carolina Blue

    HOW?! Man im sleepy and hungry and she got me down at the DMV.

  • zeta4life

    LIBRAZ!!!!!…hey!!!

  • Libra80sBaby

    HEY BEW!!!! What it do?!!!

  • Carolina Blue

    ???

  • L.T.L. Since 2007
  • zeta4life

    *taps u on your shoulder*…I hate that BTW…GM!!!!

  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    My lil Mama would chicken choke a bih for eem Looking like we wanted to talk back, smh

  • E-White B.Sweet KoolAid

    Hi Zeta….Bye Zeta

  • Libra80sBaby

    Mawning

  • zeta4life

    IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT….ANYTHANG YOU WANT “IT’ TO DO….LOL

    I’m fine sweetie…glad I got a few minutes in the garden…I feel much better

  • Carolina Blue

    chicken choke!!

  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    LMAO!!!!!!

  • zeta4life

    *taps u again*…just to get on your “nerbs”..

  • Strong White Woman

    ? I like you! And I like mista? We gone halfta hang next time I’m in town?

  • L.T.L. Since 2007
  • Strong White Woman

    Mornin?

  • Lovezoe

    Dubb was looking for you yesterday. Needed the roaches of the liver gif lol

  • Lovezoe

    Snuggles next to you

  • L.T.L. Since 2007
  • Strong White Woman

    I like to cut the fat and get straight to the meat?

  • Carolina Blue

    Morning crazy lady…???

  • Libra80sBaby

    LOL

  • zeta4life

    LURK!!!!!…I thought u had quit me….

    I WILL NOT BE IGNORED….DAN!!!!

    How r u??? and the Lurkers…you and MRS Lurk…almost got the house to yourselves now don’t cha????

  • zeta4life

    I LOVE THIS….NAH PUT OURS UP….AND U KNOW WHICH ONE!!!!

  • zeta4life

    lol!!!….DITTO!!!

  • L.T.L. Since 2007

    You so fast. And I like it.

    Here you go, put this somewhere nice…….

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1bb21573389bcbaeb95c865e9d228189918a78fb786c93955062b58283097be1.gif

  • zeta4life

    GUL!!!!!….see these chirren”…LOL

  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    By the time I was 14 I was taller than my Ma ….I mistook that as some kind of sign that I was more on her level at that point… You know, like woman-to-woman, Lol! After she reached up a coupla times and made my eyes bulge from the pressure she applied roundst my neck, I reconsidered :kona:

  • Carolina Blue

    ?? you learned that day! I already choked slammed her a few years back, so weve gotten that out the way…?

  • Carolina Blue

    A hot oven mess!

  • zeta4life

    I gotta go ya’ll it’s 8am…and I got abt 3 places to be today….the HBCU here having Basketball homecoming..so u know OUR BIG VA BUS gone be out there…and its bossman Alma Mata…got to judge a greek show tonight…I still love those…but I bet I be at nail spa at 12…

    LOVE U GUYS!!!!

    @lovzoe05:disqus …going to try and call this weekend….

  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    There you go! LOL!
    (I just hope y’all don’t have to progress to upper cuts and hog wrestling like my Ma did me, smh)

  • Lovezoe

    Okay boo be safe

  • zeta4life

    YEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!YEEESSSSSSS!!!!!

    *just gone gwon and put in in the middle…on the “frush” bikini wax with the “hearts still bedazzled on it”…..wink

  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    Bruh! ROFL!!!!!

  • Carolina Blue

    Lmao!!!!! No, she learned that day.

  • L.T.L. Since 2007
  • sunni_daze

    He got stalkers? She must be an old head from his era

  • zeta4life

    OAN….concerning the post….PUFFY….NO WITH THE BEARD!!!!!!

    *fade to black*

  • what?why

    This is a distraction for some reason …

  • Libra80sBaby

    Woody backpedaling like a lil bytch. Boi you know you tweeted that bs about never dating black women and white women were all this and that. Sit yo dolphin teef havin ass up. WE dont believe you, you need more people.

  • T3

    ????

  • T3

    I wish! Oh but next week is winter break. Thank God! 2:30 can’t come fast enough.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Wait. Who’s cooking? I’m hungry.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ZEEEEE

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    HA!

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ?…?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    CRINE

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Nan. See.

  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    Yeah she caught me slippin and when I knew anything she had me pinned and struggling underneath the dining room table (my dad was her corner man and was basically tellin her to stick & move and shadow boxing while hypin her up ….they not loyal, smh)

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    I JUST got here! PLEASE!

  • KDub

    All of DaddyDub surviving chiren except my bro, and his 2 over 21 grands getting drunk tomorrow in his memory?. And hell lil bro might probably will too. We our daddy son.

  • Lovezoe

    I cook in the bedroom only

  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    Lu, BOO! :kisses:

  • Carolina Blue

    ?..

  • Renee26

    Of all people to be delusional about…she chose Puffy

  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    (What time the memorial drinking gonna start? I nay want o pay my respeck to my fellow Capricorn )

  • Strong White Woman

    Mornin. Take yo drawls off and jump rite in?

  • Renee26

    Sounds like a great time…Have fun!!

  • L.T.L. Since 2007

    Yall make sure you send Pops out right. Since I can’t be with yall, lets go ahead and toss one back real quick…..

    #BlogShots

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4bb4d72853c80aff997122b5eedb74eff8ba4eb9f295da388c1d29c1ab7a6880.gif

  • KDub

    probably in parking lot straight after that short 2 pm service. So 3pmish. My sister gonna have her flask like Rihanna did at awards. ?

  • KDub

    Yassss

  • MystyBlu

    They can have him ?????Looking like Yandy’s lil brother. FOH sir

  • L.T.L. Since 2007

    my dad was her corner man and was basically tellin her to stick & move and shadow boxing while hypin her up ….they not loyal, smh
    ___________________________

    #Goals

  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    Yeah I should be done with my errands by then ….love y’all Dub, y’all stay up :hugs:

  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    I already know you & the Mrs just as cray as my parents ever were, Lol!

  • MystyBlu

    ?????? I’m pretty sure we’re related. Early 2000s we had multiple funerals in my family back to back. At our grandmother’s funeral everyone was pissy drunk less than an hour after. Afterwards we all hit up IHOP. IHOP became our post-burial tradition ? Ghettooooooo!

  • L.T.L. Since 2007

    Hold up! Dis you?

    https://youtu.be/Fx6r0_V5jHk

  • MystyBlu

    Noooooo! I never tangled with my mom but my sister did. I learned early not to let my height advantage over her fool me ?

  • Junkanoo

    There to many nut jobs in America to keep folks safe, celebs usually have security for that reason but is puff still that big A Star he needs a bunch of security

  • MystyBlu

    ????????????? I hated that heffa!

  • Carolina Blue

    I like the new jidenna and future album.

  • Yoni

    Out of all the “beard gang” dudes I’ve come across. HIS is the UGLIEST!

  • Mr. LeBrick James

    So are we gonna get a post about that wonderful press conference that our Dear Leader held at the White House yesterday?
    I’m assuming Miss Rose is working on that as we speak.

  • MystyBlu

    I’d be pissed if I was at the DMV too! I have a Benadryl hangover and gotta take moms to the doctor later. I just wanna sleep but I still woke up early.

  • Yoni

    IDK WHAT Future is saying in the song they play on the radio. All I hear is “Mexico Mexico”. I didn’t even know it was HIS song until this morning…….BUT THAT BEAT IS SO FIYAH!!!!! I turns my shit UP when it comes on.

  • Strong White Woman

    I bearded for a member of the disciples gang back on the 80’s? It wasn’t bad. Free weed and he would slay my individuals?

  • MystyBlu

    Beards bring more attention to men’s mouths. Diddy has a yuck mouf. Makes sense he ain’t cute ?

  • Yoni

    Bye white woman! LOL

  • Yoni

    He’s a “buck toof mouf breevah”.

  • MystyBlu

    I just know his breath stinks from all that mouth breathing ?

  • Yoni

    LMAOOOOOOOOOO

  • Carolina Blue

    Lmao!!! You have to really listen to him to understand wth hes saying about.

  • Carolina Blue

    Jesus!

  • Carolina Blue

    Ha!

  • MystyBlu

    You already know we won’t. Or it will be spun so tight bish won’t have any edges left. I’m already tired of 2017 and this presidency ??

  • Yoni

    Aye!

  • L.T.L. Since 2007

    I can’t wait to read the classic “Sandra Spin” on that shyt show he produced yesterday.

  • Carolina Blue

    ??

  • L.T.L. Since 2007

    Or it will be spun so tight bish won’t have any edges left
    _________________

    Just said the same thing. You were waayy more eloquent than me though.

    You > here < Me

  • Carolina Blue

    Man! I need to sleep before i pop a vein…benadryl is the devil.

  • MystyBlu

    Yesssss! You already know it’s gonna be about him asserting his power over the fake news orgs. He is being the law and order president he promised. Defending himself and our country from the liberal snowflakes. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1bbcfc3f81a5e400d2c0376db295728f106f8d227d15b42697a7044b34b87409.jpg

  • KDub

    IHOP sounds yummy. Our black selves go get that Smithfield catering to go package eery fune. Lmaooooo ?

  • Strong White Woman

    I miss RayRay? The way he usta grease my scalp??

  • Renee26

    Really?? They’re making America Yt Again…taking it back to the days when protesters were hosed down in the streets, beaten, and had dogs sicked on them without repercussions

  • Mr. LeBrick James

    Interesting. It’ll also be interesting to see how the Trumpettes spin it after the pee tapes get released.

  • Yoni

    I don’t want to. I don’t speak “apariarheoeht hiehtiaerhe NEW CD wprheparheapreharep Mexico Mexico ar;eh;are;r;ajise;ajre; ra;e Prima Donna..” .

  • MystyBlu

    I may or may not have dated a clear dude that used to wash and grease my TWA when I did my big chop ?

  • Renee26

    LMAO

  • Yoni

    Lips stay chapped dinnamug.

  • MystyBlu

    At this point his only supporters are rabid dogs. They will wait in line to experience the golden shower of a billionaire

  • Carolina Blue

    Oh rayray hooked it up?!?

  • MystyBlu

    THIS! And he keeps thrush mouth. ??

  • Carolina Blue

    What is TWA?

  • Yoni

    She’s working on it. Expect a response by 12.

  • MystyBlu

    Teeny weeny Afro

  • Carolina Blue

    Ugh…

  • Carolina Blue

    *barf*

  • Carolina Blue

    bruh!

  • MystyBlu

    That tongue stays whiter than a mug

  • MystyBlu

    He wanted some lil white babies with afros. #truestory

  • Carolina Blue

    leftover nut couldnt swallow.

  • Strong White Woman

    Girl?? Good hygiene too. One of the few males I’ve encountered who’s balls ain’t stank? And don’t get me started on his culinary skills? Till this day I’ve yet to have a fried balogna sandwich that came close to his?

  • Strong White Woman

    They are the best!?

  • Carolina Blue

    How tf was they gonna be white? You had sex with him?

  • Carolina Blue

    ???? did he sprinkle baby powder on them?? Said the edges was burnt just the way you liked it? ??

  • Strong White Woman

    Slightly burnt edges! That’s how you know it’s good. Ironically that’s also how you know when the perm has been in too long?

  • Carolina Blue

    ??? man that smell never dies!!

  • Strong White Woman

    ??

  • Carolina Blue

    ????? man that album knocks though yoni. Yoni? your name was pyrex before, no???

  • Carolina Blue

    Thank the lord those days are far behind me!

  • MystyBlu

    ?????? Ugh I know EXACTLY what that looks like ?I have to conduct barium swallow studies on people and that mess looks just like nut ?

  • Strong White Woman

    I know right #teamnatural from my scalp to my muffin I am au natural? Some men don’t like it. I don’t wanna be bald up stairs so why be bald down stairs?! Soft n bushy? That usta be my myspace handle? Maybe it was softwetNbusy? I forgetz?

  • iWasteTime

    She trying to work out “The Leaks are real, but the news is fake”

  • MystyBlu

    He loved my hair! Stayed playing in it so I told him he needed to wash it. Miss them fangas ?

  • Darkandlovely617?

    Sadly, I began the week the same way

  • Carolina Blue

    I hear voices too and they say shit like this
    bae rent is due on the 1st
    Mama i need $40
    Ma’am, your payment is 3 hrs late , we can we expect payment?
    ???

  • MystyBlu

    He thought they would be because I’m of a slightly whiter hue and he was ghost white. He wanted to marry my ass. ? I’ll never tell!

  • Darkandlovely617?

    Yes, of course!
    ?

  • Carolina Blue

    ????

  • MystyBlu

    ???? not Pyrex!

  • Darkandlovely617?

    ?
    What she do?

  • Carolina Blue

    Oh it wasnt pyrex?!

  • Darkandlovely617?

    Exactly!
    I need a vacation bad?

  • MystyBlu

    Smdh I’m mad it’s bushy ma’am. Better get you a weed wacker and trim those bushes down!

  • MystyBlu

    It was prynnsexxx or something like that. Got that heffa cooking up gourmet meals ?

  • Carolina Blue

    Fabulous!

  • Carolina Blue

    Oh!!!????

  • MystyBlu

    One of my patients looked like she wanted to say it but didn’t. Older black lady just kept giving me the knowing eye ?? It comes in all different consistencies but they have a barium “pudding” that looks like someone came after being dehydrated for a month ?

  • KDub

    Pops up and Laughs like the dog used to in Duck Hunt. My sis was Prynsexx. Not Pyrex.
    *poof*

  • Carolina Blue

    Ugh!

  • Strong White Woman

    ??

  • MystyBlu

    Lawd I dolphin laughed til my throak hurts! Pyrex!!! ???

  • Carolina Blue

    Ole thot.??

  • MystyBlu

    Still luh you though! You my last standing AQ

  • Carolina Blue

    Well shit it looks like pyrex.

  • MystyBlu

    Supposedly tastes like marshmallow fluff. I’ll take their word for it…

  • Carolina Blue

    Im the only AQ!?

  • MystyBlu

    ??? pretty much!

  • Carolina Blue

    What?!

  • MystyBlu

    I can see the confusion. I remembered because I STILL have no idea what the hell it means ?

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Leave that shyt alone … Leave it alone … ????

  • Carolina Blue

    Strong like bull….grrrrrr??

  • Carolina Blue

    ???

  • MystyBlu

    The barium “pudding”. The thin is apple flavored and come of the patients say the pudding tastes like marshmallow. It’s recommended that we try it so we know what we’re asking people to eat but I’ll be damned!

  • MystyBlu

    Smdh and bull headed. Don’t get me started. I’m like fukk February and fukk Friday right now ?

  • Carolina Blue

    What is it used for exactly?

  • Carolina Blue

    Get started nucca! ?

  • Renee26

    Wood Harris??

  • MystyBlu

    Some people have trouble swallowing after strokes/cancer/head injuries and the barium study helps us see if anything is going towards the person’s lungs when they eat/drink. So it comes in different consistencies to see if the person can tolerate nectar thick liquids but not watery ones. It’s actually kinda cool but they use the barium so it shows on X-ray

  • Renee26

    Lol not 3 hours…that’s petty!

  • Carolina Blue

    Oh ok! Well you go girl!

  • MystyBlu

    Nah, ion want my stalker in my business right now. I’m good though. No more crazy comments about your people cuz I’m done ?

  • Carolina Blue

    ??? right

  • MystyBlu

    No the dude who played Bobby Brown.

  • Erin Blockabitch

    Lol @ the “Sandra Spin.” Is that anything like the “Lynn Spin” on Girlfriends?!. ???

  • Carolina Blue

    You cant get enough. I understand.

  • Renee26

    :giggles:

  • MystyBlu

    Thanks! This won’t be what I do with my life though. Ion have the stomach for it ?

  • Carolina Blue

    Read down yonder

  • MystyBlu

    ?? I’ve had my fill thankyouverymuch! Been dealing with your kind for 25 years (and he’s still around)! I’m good…we’re just not a match

  • Akili

    Interesting…

  • Carolina Blue

    So because your high yella the nigga thought cha kids was gone be white????

  • Renee26

    LMAO…not a hairdressing DL gang banger

  • Carolina Blue

    ??

  • MystyBlu

    Pretty much! Ya see I ain’t with his slow ass! That was the last straw lol

  • Carolina Blue

    Man listen!!!???? that shit down bottom aint soft

  • MystyBlu

    ?speak for yourself!

  • Carolina Blue

    It does sound gross.

  • Carolina Blue

    Well maybe its you mysty!!! We go with everybody!

  • Strong White Woman

    Eye miss him?

  • Scromes1212

    RIP to Walter Morrison. The musician that gave us the Ohio Players and The Parliament funkadelics. Your music will always live on. God speed.

  • Carolina Blue

    ??

  • A-way29

    good morning to the S. Rose fam. Wishing ya’ll a productive day.

    In other news: i’ve been noticing this gorgeous ebony sister that takes the same morning commute as me. She’s 5’0″ – 5’2″, almond eyes, shoulder length hair, and a Lindt Cappuccino Fioretto complexion. Last week, she def caught an attitude when I asked her to please give me space so I can get by and she ending up walking to the back of the bus lol…maybe she’s not a morning person.

    But, I’m going to have to say something to her next week. It just that I’ve been out of the dating game for so long and it’s never been my type to approach a female. Most of my relationships started as friendships to being with, and, not to sound cocky, the last two approached me.

    With that said, fellas, ladies, what are the best approaches in today’s world? I do know, but it’s always good to get advice from the universe. Help a brotha out.

    *disclaimer. I’ll continue to post this until I get a response :p

  • Scromes1212

    Say something to her now. Why wait?

  • Carolina Blue

    Man fugg outta hurr!!??

  • Carolina Blue

    Smgdh!

  • Renee26

    Awww…don’t nobody want him anyway….

  • Carolina Blue

    Thats what made him say that in the first place.

  • MystyBlu

    ?? Nope. Nopity nope nope. Ask THEM and they will tell you themselves. But anyway…your season is thankfully almost done so there’s that ?

  • Renee26

    she def caught an attitude when I asked her to please give me space so I can get by…..Did you say it like that or just say excuse me with a smile?

  • MystyBlu

    Ion like strangers’ bodily fluids sooooo ?

  • nucynu25

    Compliment her … the simplest thing make us smile . See , how she reacts to the compliment & you’ll see if she’s interested or not . Good luck .

  • A-way29

    Im in my office now. Gotta happen next week

  • SummerBaby

    Asking her to give you space when you walked by sounded like you may have said it rudely. Did you? A simple good morning followed by introducing yourself.

  • Carolina Blue

    See i know for a fact your the problem. Light skin chics are LOCO!

  • A-way29

    most certainly said please excuse me with a smile.

  • nucynu25

    I would’ve def rolled my eyes at his eyes.

  • Carolina Blue

    HA!

  • Carolina Blue

    at his eyes?

  • SummerBaby

    Me too!

  • Mr. LeBrick James

    Its sad. It’s like his diehard followers just cant admit he’s wrong about anything. Its’ really disturbing.

  • A-way29

    i said please excuse me tho and smiled. I’m not a rude person. Especially not to a woman. Mom and pops raised me better

  • Scromes1212

    Every time you see her from her on out give her a subtle compliment. Then once you have her smiling, make your move. And get you a whip lol catching the bus not going to help the situation. JS

  • Renee26

    You should take the lead and approach her. A mature woman wants to be courted and not put forth all of the effort. Be nice and respectful and start with small talk like I have seen you around…if you’re single I would like to take you for coffee sometime. Coffee or ice cream is great for ice breaking conversation.

  • MystyBlu

    EVERYTHANG on this body is soft ?

  • Renee26

    LMAO

  • A-way29

    no doubt. whip will be here by the summer lol. I appreciate the advice.

  • nucynu25

    ????

  • Renee26

    Maybe they live in a city where public trans is normal

  • Carolina Blue

    ????? lawdy!!!

  • nucynu25

    If looks could’ve killed he would’ve been dead .

  • SummerBaby

    Good to know because I was side eyeing asking her to give you space. If she’s reading or anything on the commute try to connect with her over that material.

  • Renee26

    She’s on the bus too…ya’ll can come up together

  • Scromes1212

    That’s true. Up north that’s regular. Where I live everybody got a car.

  • MystyBlu

    Good morning Babes! ?

  • Renee26

    Dead in the eyes so there’s no mistake LMAO

  • A-way29

    noted. Thanks, sis.

  • Carolina Blue

    Lol i ?you

  • A-way29

    Cool. I’l def keep ya’ll posted.

  • Carolina Blue

    ???

  • Yoni7

    And my shit was snatched!

  • A-way29

    yea, I’m up north. Transit friendly city.

  • Yoni7

    So yall snatching logins now?

  • nucynu25

    Morning baby ?????

  • A-way29

    aint nothing like coming up together, right? lol

  • MystyBlu

    Wait, whet?! Wwhhyyyyy?!

  • Scromes1212

    Oh ok. That’s not a big deal up north.

  • nucynu25

    I want you to know ya then fuked up ..??

  • nucynu25

    Luv u ?

  • Carolina Blue
  • Yoni7

    IDK

  • MystyBlu

    How’s your Friday going?

  • SummerBaby

    Also make sure your shoes are clean. I had a guy approach me recently he was dressed nice, but his shoes were dirty asf. Wear some good smelling cologne too!

  • nucynu25

    What u talking bout Willis ?

  • Renee26

    Same in my city…but if my car is down I would hop on the bus if necessary

  • Yoni7

    what eye sed….LOL

  • MystyBlu

    When did this happen? Were you talking to us earlier? ?

  • Carolina Blue

    Clean shoes!!! I tell my daughter this.

  • SummerBaby

    Wait whet!? ?

  • MystyBlu

    I hate this woman! Why is she always so damn confused?!

  • nucynu25

    It’s going .. I think going to be dick at maybe 3 ish so I may hve to leave other than than same ol same ol. How’s your day starting ?

  • Yoni7

    I was. I came back and required a “login”. Put it in, it didn’t exist.

  • Renee26

    It’s the best…as long as both are like minded and on the come up. Pay attention to the conversation to make sure she has goals and whatnot.

  • Carolina Blue

    well this bitch is needed rat now

  • A-way29

    haha. Shoe game on point ( i think). Big fan of Cole Haan and I purchased some Creed last week. Good advice.

    So, his shoe game was a deal breaker? lol

  • L.T.L. Since 2007
  • Passion

    Ot: did anyone see Sheree’s son in US weekly? I didn’t know that he was 6.6 .

  • nucynu25

    Clean ears too … ugh I hate a mf with dirty ears . Wax be falling out some ppl ears like honey .. really grinds my gears.

  • MystyBlu

    Oh ok. I was like this bish even “sounds” like you! ? Folks here are crazy. I put nothing passed them. When people post their email addys I’m sure they can go in and change to your login

  • A-way29

    Ok. sounds good. will do.

  • Scromes1212

    You was on the bus with some Cole haans on? Direct violation lol

  • L.T.L. Since 2007

    HAHAHAHA!!!!!

  • MystyBlu

    Yeah she is! What show is she from? I only ever see the memes

  • Carolina Blue

    Well go back to pyrex.

  • nucynu25

    ????

  • A-way29

    haha…come on man. give a brotha break.

  • nucynu25

    Feisty .. I like it .

  • MystyBlu

    ???????? I choked on my ginger tea heffa!

  • Carolina Blue

    And dried spit in the corners if that mouth.

  • MystyBlu

    ??? disgusting

  • SummerBaby

    No, I have a guy…but if I didn’t yes they would’ve been.

  • MissyJ

    Yep.. Sheree got smart.. be a momager instead.. But ion know if she has any sense…

  • A-way29

    lol

  • MystyBlu

    Or just plain juicy mouthededness like Diddy

  • Carolina Blue

    ??

  • A-way29

    ok, now, that’s just a sad situation.

  • Yoni7

    LOL

  • Carolina Blue

    Idk

  • nucynu25

    ????

  • Scromes1212

    He play ball?

  • A-way29

    ok cool. Thanks, sis. Much appreciated.

  • Yoni7

    I was NEVER “pyrex”. LMAO :sideeye: You been here before? LOL

  • MystyBlu

    Had to bring it full circle to the topic at hand. Maybe she wanted to help with his dental hygiene? ?????

  • Carolina Blue

    good night

  • nucynu25

    Please

  • A-way29

    Ya’ll have me rolling in my office. Time to get up and close the door lol

  • Carolina Blue

    lurker since 08

  • SummerBaby

    Keep us in the loop.

  • nucynu25

    Go home ??

  • MystyBlu

    Lol you getting dick at 3?! ? It started. Best I can do for now. Lol things will get better though so I’m good

  • Carolina Blue

    I’ ll be back to pick fights later.

  • MystyBlu

    I’m is home. In my bed. Dranking ginger tea

  • Yoni7

    Now it’s really playin games. :deep breff:

  • Carolina Blue

    Ginger tea..why?

  • MystyBlu

    Get some rest Hon! ?

  • Tynamight

    she heard voices and had “been recruited by the devil and his people” to harass Combs.

  • nucynu25

    Bruhhhh … fuk autocorrect ???

  • Yoni7

    You done did more than “lurk”. LOL Pyrex? Somebody done called me that before? I got my e – i on you. LOL

  • MystyBlu

    Sore throak. Hopefully just allergies. This weather’s been crazy though and I’m around sick folks all the time so there’s that lol

  • Carolina Blue

    What chu logout fuh?

  • nucynu25

    Put some honey in the tea

  • MystyBlu

    Autocorrect said get that kitty right ????

  • MystyBlu

    I did. Real brewed ginger and raw honey. Gonna make some soup with garlic and turmeric later if I don’t feel better. Have errands to run today

  • Carolina Blue

    Lmao trust me im no weirdo. Your name looks pyrex.

  • Carolina Blue

    Thanks.

  • nucynu25

    Nope.. I met somebody new . I might cancel my BBD Sundays to see how this goes .. it pains me to even think abt it .

  • Carolina Blue

    Absolut

  • MystyBlu

    You know Blue just be wrong soemtimes (I luh huh). It’s that loud she hears lol

  • nucynu25

    Bruhhhh ???

  • Carolina Blue

    #storytime

  • Carolina Blue
  • MystyBlu

    I want some rock and rye for a hot toddy ? I may need to hit up a liquor store

  • Carolina Blue

    neva heard of it.

  • MystyBlu

    ? I feel your pain! But if new dude is tryna do right, give him a chance

  • MystyBlu

    THIS

  • MystyBlu

    It’s rye liquor I think. Has fruit floating in it. Strong and perfect for a hot toddy. Clears your chest out.

  • Carolina Blue

    Pass

  • Scromes1212

    No need to waste time. Get you somebody solid on your team.

  • Erin Blockabitch

    Pro-Black Van (Jones) with the white wife better watch his back and his front. Her people are coming for him. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cade6443940b33f506c3736bace16daf594d9170dcdc734b9161d60dbc6bd36d.jpg

  • Quitedeliteful

    He’s handsome, too.

  • MystyBlu

    Haha it ain’t for you! Go to bed ?

  • nucynu25

    You’re right Scromey . ?

  • Anunnaki

    white +blonde……….

  • nucynu25

    It’s new … like really new . But I like him , he a calm spirit & we just vibe . Sunday’s are just sex but I want more not necessarily with BBD ..but I gotta give the newbie a chance . So am going to be dik less.

  • Yoni7

    I see where you can see that. LOL I look at a lot of folks names differently. One that stands out to me is @hi-liter. I shole read it as “HITLER” every time. LOL But trust I tried to keep/use it again and it always says “it’s in use”. LOL

  • Yoni7

    I didn’t. I was automatically logged out. I came in and that lil corner box said “Login bish”. And I panicked!

  • Carolina Blue

    Why do you “gotta”?

  • http://www.findyournichewithme.com Low E. TUH!

    SO MEMPHIS…SMH

  • MystyBlu

    Remember “the rapist”?! I still die over that! ?

  • http://www.findyournichewithme.com Low E. TUH!

    OR BORROWING SOMEBODY CAR…

  • nucynu25

    Well I don’t hve to . I mean I can get to know him & still do Sunday’s . You’re right .. thanks ????

  • Scromes1212

    Newbie tried to come through yet?

  • KDub

    kfgksdnkdnk YES

  • Carolina Blue

    Lmao same here. Hell i thought nucy was nancy nu for the longest!

  • nucynu25

    He didn’t ask .. I offered & we just chilled.

  • Scromes1212

    Youhereme! Lol

  • MystyBlu

    Noooo don’t confuse the issue if you really like the new dude. See where it goes. Dick will always be around if you want it. Focus Hon

  • Strong White Woman

    How do we know you’re really Yoni?? What’s the meat on the back of a fat man’s neck known as?? Answer that. Prove yo self?

  • nucynu25

    How Sway ?

  • Carolina Blue

    lmao no! That will only make things difficult. I was just being nosey. I hope it works out for
    you!!???

  • Scromes1212

    Dam smh times are very different.

  • Yoni7

    YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!!!!!! Is that “scromes” by any other name.

  • nucynu25

    We didn’t do anything at all .

  • Carolina Blue

    Go head my G!!!! Assertive!

  • Yoni7

    But wait, what do I “sound” like? LMAO

  • MystyBlu

    Gypsy and Dougie used to tease him something terrible. ? Wonder what happened to him?! I remember he was teased about his sexuality and bounced. Now I’m thinking about Mannie…who came in under the rainbow and tried to change his colors later like we don’t have elephant memories ?

  • Carolina Blue

    Lmao you know im slow at times!

  • Lovezoe

    Why am I screaming!! Her family shoulda been punched.

  • Carolina Blue

    ????

  • MystyBlu

    I really don’t think so. Therapist was smart ?????

  • Yoni7

    Forrest Whitaker pack of hot dog meat or??? You gotta be more ‘pacific. LOL

  • nucynu25

    ????? He was like you sure.. look come through before I change my mind .

  • MystyBlu

    ??

  • nucynu25

    ????

  • MystyBlu

    You ??????

  • nucynu25

    Bruh

  • Yoni7

    You have a point there. LOL

  • Carolina Blue

    I can admit it…shit

  • Libra80sBaby

    Nall..the lil fuk boy that played Bobby Brown.

  • MystyBlu

    She be telling on herself alllll the time! Just read this thread alone ?

  • Yoni7

    LOL How’s Mama Myst?

  • MystyBlu

    Jinx! I JUST typed this!

  • Carolina Blue

    lmao ….well im glad youre stil with us…?

  • MystyBlu

    She’s good, thanks for asking. Had a follow up visit with the heart specialist this afternoon so we’ll see. How’s your mom doing?

  • Yoni7

    I always correlated that with NYC or something. LOL

  • Strong White Woman

    Hmm? Give a midget a disposable camera and a few Decatur flavors posing as models and what do yew get??

  • Carolina Blue

    Right!??

  • MystyBlu

    Blue always encouraging that thot behavior

  • Carolina Blue

    Well…

  • MystyBlu

    I read it like Lucy Lui?

  • nucynu25

    I appreciate tho .. she’s really right . ??

  • nucynu25

    Good looking out sis .

  • Scromes1212

    You can’t run from me Mysty :) your time coming.

  • Carolina Blue

    Yasss….i knowed you was my patna!!!

  • nucynu25

    Stooopp ??

  • KDub

    New post. But wait.
    Who is a Yoni7? How is she diff. from Yoni1 or Yoni with a small “y”? WHO stole the poster formerly known as Pyrex log in?
    Find out on the NEXT DragonBall-Z

  • MystyBlu

    Haha no ma’am. I know some women will monkeybar like that though. Makes sure they’re still getting ducked down so they don’t rush things with the new guy. Whatever works I guess

  • Yoni7

    See, them and those heart doctors. LOL Just keep us in prayer, please.

  • nucynu25

    Bloop

  • Yoni7

    Bur-lee.

  • Carolina Blue

    ????

  • nucynu25

    I think it works ???

  • Carolina Blue

    All day!!

  • Carolina Blue

    Am damn not!

  • MystyBlu

    Yeah I’m not enthused but this one is a rhythm specialist supposed to determine if she’s a candidate for surgery. Will do! We could use them as well. 2017 has been a bytch for sure

  • nucynu25

    Prayers ??

  • MystyBlu

    Uh huh

  • Yoni7

    Snapchats full of CRC.

    CRC = California Raisin Cl!ts

  • Libra80sBaby

    Lindt Cappuccino Fioretto complexion
    ———————–
    You BETTA come the fuk THRU with the descriptions!! EXTREMELY detailed…lol.

  • Renee26

    That’s the worst!

  • Renee26

    LMAO

  • Yoni7

    It’s me luh. It’s DyDay. Tomorrow is Datterday, Love.

  • MystyBlu

    I’m sure it does. I tell on myself though so I can’t get away with that. My biggest fault is my honesty. Tell shyt most people would keep to themselves. I always have an ace in the pocket though ?

  • Strong White Woman

    ?? I like yew? Yeen Yoni tho? Eye c yew?

  • Libra80sBaby

    Bihhhhhhh….That chit!! UGH

  • MystyBlu

    Thanks Hon!

  • Yoni7

    I keep saying it’s a year of New Beginnings 2+0+1+7 = (perfect) 10. I try to find the light in everything dark.

  • Libra80sBaby

    LMAOOOOOOOOOO…there’s somethin in this likkah!!

  • Yoni7

    And Noriluv = Noro Virus. Don’t ask me why. LOL

  • MystyBlu

    Thanks, I needed to see that right about now! ? Cause it’s kinda dark in here today

  • Anunnaki

    I hear voices too, its telling me to go eat, not sure why. but i will follow

  • Yoni7

    Yes I’m iz. LOL

  • Carolina Blue

    Omg me too!!!!?? i was like wtf kinda name but the real name aint no better.

  • Yoni7

    What’s the real name? LMAO

  • A-way29

    lol…word

  • Darkandlovely617?

    Sarah Paulson.
    American horror story
    She was Marcia Clark in on movie

    She dates the woman who played Charlie sheen mom on 2.5 men

  • Strong White Woman

    ?? Disqus is tripping. Prolly all it is. Won’t let me click on my profile from Sandra’s site.

  • Darkandlovely617?

    Happened to me yesterday

  • A-way29

    now, did you google it?

  • Yoni7

    But get this….now I can’t logout.

  • Yoni7

    It won’t let me logout. The Russian’s are coming! We’re doomed.

  • MystyBlu

    The question is “nigga why are you chasing?!” FOMF please and thank you

  • Strong White Woman

    Lmaoooooo?????

  • Chellie141508

    Or even dirty fingernails a real turn off …Men would be surprised at what a woman observes when they first approach..you guys are not the only visual ones..good luck

  • A-way29

    Thanks, Ms. Chellie :)

  • Simple_humbleMe

    This is bizarre.

  • tintin

    Approach her nicely but hopefully she doesn’t blow you off considering your first meeting was not a good one.

  • A-way29

    True. I said “excuse me luv” w/ a smile. We shall. thanks

  • Zeta Phi Beta 1920

    “been recruited by the devil and his people” to harass Combs.

    This sounds correct.

  • JanusMaximus

    Sounds like schizophrenia

  • http://www.findyournichewithme.com Low E. TUH!

    MANE LOOK…

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Happens to me a few times a week. ?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    So, your azz is like a Amazon tablet. You just keep updating and rising in numbers.

    Mmph. Ok. ?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    So, your azz is like a Amazon tablet. You just keep updating and rising in numbers.

    Mmph. Ok. ?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    HOW DA HAYLE YOU DO THAT?

    Ain’t an “L” in that name!!! ???

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    HOW DA HAYLE YOU DO THAT?

    Ain’t an “L” in that name!!! ???

  • Yoni7

    Is that what they do? LOL

  • Yoni7

    Is that what they do? LOL

  • MystyBlu

    Lol nah I mean I say it Nucy Nu, like Lucy Lui but with an “n”. ? Y’all think I’m that slow?!

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Honey? MANUKA?! ???

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    :WAILS:

    WHO ARE Y’ALL DATING???!!!???

    IS THIS THE CREME OF THE CROP? IS THIS WHAT SINGLES HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO AND CHOOSE FROM???!!!

  • nucynu25

    Winnie the pooh ass niccas

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Who called?

  • Listen2Me

    Last week, she def caught an attitude when I asked her to please give me space so I can get by and she ending up walking to the back of the bus lol…maybe she’s not a morning person.
    ___________________________
    You may want to wait and have a positive interaction with her before approaching her about dating….if she’s catching attitudes; she may not be feeling you right now. (JMO)

  • Lenina Just Lenina

    That ain’t her:

    “Math Lady / Confused Lady refers to pictures or gifs of Brazilian soap opera actress Renata Sorrah playing Nazaré Tedeseco in a scene from the telenovela Senhora do Destino.”

  • Listen2Me

    ??…I get what you’re saying. ( Am I slow too?)

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ??

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    DUH! Roc and Roe…Mariah… ~sarcasm~

  • MystyBlu

    ?? I may have known a juicy moufted individual. He was a good one though

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    FUGGEDABOUTIT

    Board of Health come now!

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    Oh ?

  • AllAroundTheWorldSameSong

    Did you really say “please give me space”? Like used those exact words?

  • Taylordanes

    yes!

  • Taylordanes

    for me its the dirty fingernails!!!!! yuck..unless they just came from work and deal with their hands!!!

  • Taylordanes

    jahaja the best kind lol

  • A-way29

    no… lol “excuse me, luv”

  • therealkym

    Sadly I deal with this everyday for one of my clients. Deranged fans. It’s really disturbing.

  • A-way29

    Starts playing chorus to Hi-Five ” She’s playing hard to get….but she likes me…she likkkeees meee” :p

  • A-way29

    with a smile too

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ?? aww DAyum Nan. See.!

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    :facepalm:

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    FOR LIFE! ?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    It happens. I’ve seen it. ?

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    I remember hearing this…something to the sort.

  • AllAroundTheWorldSameSong

    Oh, okay.

    Well she may not like the word ‘Luv”. Had a gf who hated it, because she didn’t feel it was a genuine expression. EH.

    Perhaps the next time you see her, you can start out with hello and say if I offended you the other day, my apologies…to start a dialogue. She may laugh and say, no I was having a bad day and Viola!! Conversation.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    One of the situations I’m familiar with the person had intercourse with 2 different persons a few days apart. 2 separate eggs released. Amazing.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    That was his first wife…allegedly.

  • A-way29

    Word. Thanks, my brotha. I truly appreciate it.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    STOOPID

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    He looks George Foreman Sr. through IX. All 10 of them.

  • AllAroundTheWorldSameSong

    I am female. Luv!

  • A-way29

    my bad, I forgot. Thanks, luv :)

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    I have 14K in one and 1k in another. ?

    That’s a lie. I got that thing down to 12K last week. Evverytime I go to a store, buy something on line, read an article through a media outlet, pay a bill….UUUUUGH! And some of them send them multiple times a day!

    Went to Bath and Body for some hand soap. The clerk says we need your email. I said you already have it and send something everyday. She says we don’t give out paper coupons any longer, we mail them. ? Great. Just great.

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    ???

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    I’m back now. Although, it is afternoon, but nevertheless, I’m HERE!

  • Strong White Woman

    And queer?

  • Justlooknout

    I called library and check out 1 I care card and googled. Yeah she look crazier than clown at a drive through.

  • Popcorn Clouds LLC

    I want to see what she l?K’s like.

  • Darkandlovely617?

    Really?!?!??

  • ?Patty Kakes?

    Me too???

  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    Lol! You sound like my baby sis. She said after observing our Mama bish slap three of us, she wisely decided she was not about that life!?

  • Dollface

    You next Aunt Sandy!

  • MystyBlu

    THIS! My sister is a decade older. I learned my lessons WELL! Think you can box with that little lady if you want too ??

  • 2brefrank

    That’s so sad.

  • Junkanoo

    It’s hell’s crazy right now , other states want to pass this law also, legislators who propose this nightmare of an idea and vote to pass it should never be allowed to work in public office again

  • Carolina Blue

    ??

  • Carolina Blue

    It happend to you? Im sorry.

  • jussaying

    ?????? she prob had on that negligee from the ebony cover too.

  • Carolina Blue

    Hell idk! ??

  • Lisa jones

    Combs eating good!!

  • http://www.missjhaneuniverse.com Monday

    Tales from the South

  • Tena

    “Had been recruited by the devil and his people” Hmmmm this sounds plausible when it comes to Diddy. She may not be as crazy as people think.

  • Lenina Just Lenina
  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    Lol! She’s 81 now, and I STILL promptly answer ‘yes ma’am/no ma’am’ when she speaks. They learnt me! (Now, the downside is that I now have zero tolerance for any ‘child’ exhibiting even the remotest hint of disrespect – my nieces know, try me if you want …. mind your ‘delivery’ to Your mama, My mama, or me or get punched in the thoak) : tea:

  • Carolina Blue

    ??you fired af!

  • MystyBlu

    THIS! I plays no games with my mom. Even now when she’s one of my best friends I know not to hobbit so far. And no one can disrespect my mom and let me find out about it. No one ?

  • mzwhang90210
  • mzwhang90210

    LOL..my mistake. She actually had the paper clips on her glasses, holding them up.
    But still….

  • Unita Lucinda “Lucy” Freebush

    If you don’t getchoazz…?

  • Carolina Blue

    ????

  • Nancy Drew is All The Way Up!

    Church!