Jamie Dornan

Northern Irish actor Jamie Dornan caused a sensation on social media after he stuck a golf ball in his pocket to take a photo for the Northern Ireland Tourism board last week. Twitter users immediately assumed his "bulge" was something different.

The fact is most women can't tell the difference between a man's penis and an object in his pocket or a crease in his pants when they view a flat image.

Notice that men rarely have the same spatial and perspective problems as women. That's why men make better architects, builders, and painters than women.

The problem is that women lack perspective. That is the ability to perceive three-dimensional depth and size when viewing a flat (one dimensional) image. People who lack perspective easily mistake one object for another or misjudge the depth and size of an object.

If a woman was standing in front of Dornan, she would easily see that he has a golf ball in his pocket. But she has difficulty seeing the size and depth of the golf ball in an image because the image is flat and there is missing information (the golf ball).

Women confuse the horizontal creases from the material stretching over the golf ball for something that isn't there (a penis).

The human mind is limited when there isn't enough information provided in a flat image. The female mind plays tricks by filling in the missing information using its best guess.

If you thought Dornan was packing, don't worry, you're not alone.

  • tintin

    Sandra, really??? this is what you're writing up now???

  • Kanyade

    LOL. I can't look at him the same since he portrayed "Christian Grey". I hate those novels and the movies.

    Jamie was great in "The Fall". Such a creepy character.

    This "bulge" siting is nothing (but a golf ball) compared to Jon Hamm who gets papped swinging low and free, all the time.

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    Sandra, why are you writing about dack and balls?
    Did you run out of tranny stories or are you just picking the low hanging fruit ( no pun intended) because it's Monday morning?

  • Torae

    I don't get excited from seeing a dick print?????

  • Hugga Bunch

    I always knew Jon was packin' lol you ever see him in Mad Men? Dudes confidence is off the charts.

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  • JV

    Luther is a great TV show. I'd recommend it to anyone to hasn't seen it. Dark Tower doesn't really appeal to me, but I'm happy he got a leading role in it just because he's a great actor. If they ever cast him as Batman, I would be honest to goodness excited to see a comic book movie. Ditto for James Bond.

  • Kanyade

    "Dudes confidence is off the charts."

    Yeah, I can tell. I do "hear" his a bit of a douche, or can be, which kinda sucks. But yes, in "Mad Men", his character? Oh, the swagger. I've only seen season one, though.

  • wonderwoman

    All that to say what? He's not packing, it's a golf ball, women only see flat objects, etc.

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOL!!!!!! This is funny....

  • Yardgirl

    Luther is everything!!

  • Yardgirl

    I read 30 pages of the first book and quit! The hype made me question people's book sense after those wasted minutes, lol.

  • Coy little wink

    Men make better architects builders and painters...opinion not fact

  • MookieFly

    So women are like the T-Rex from Jurrasic Park? ?

  • Ms.Vanilla

    Only girls went wild... Women know better.

  • Rayne

    Now that's something to look at. Ion know what that is up top. Kinda disappointing lol

  • MzApple
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  • MzApple

    I was soooo sad that it ended

  • Guess Who

    Ladies was going "nuts" over that "bulge".


    That ain't even impressive it if was a bulge. IJS. NOT AT ALL.

  • Noirluv45

    Perfectly said.

  • hotntot95

    ?...is this a joke?...?

  • Yardgirl

    There are plans for another season in June/July 2018!! (fingers crossed)

  • Mbailey

    SANDRA don't like nor respect pannis......THE END!

  • hottlanta

    Wow we get a medical minute on STD's Friday and an example of swollen balls on Monday. Sandra Rose website gotta love it.

  • MzApple

    That is great. I wish crazy Alice didn't die

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    "I don't lack perspective as I see the golf ball. "

    Congrats, sir.

  • Faithz

    Bless his heart, He look like
    all he's got in his pants is that tennis ball.

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Not a very good analogy, but if you mean women's brains are wired differently from men's, then yes.

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Correct. You're looking at a golf ball. The reason you don't see the golf ball is due to the missing information in the picture, i.e., the golf ball itself.

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    I'm actually writing about a golf ball.

  • Coy little wink

    Wrong hun I've got X chromosomes only ?

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    A golf ball that was mistaken for a man's bulge.
    Sandra, are you really a lesbian or do you just play one on the internet?

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  • SuggaB

    Fat objects. Fixed that for ya

  • CoTToNCaNDie SWeeTAsGolD

    That’s why men make better architects, builders, and painters than women.<<<<<I can't with this today


    Yes it is!

  • MookieFly

    Lmao I was about to say...something ain't right with this explanation

  • ZRoJoTheLezBeyond

    You can clearly tell that was something in his pocket though.

  • teather

    First of us, men don't make better architects etc. Next, you ever watched a man try to put many suitcases into a trunk in the CAR?? He puts one sideways the other perpendicular and then thinks no more can fit. FOH! We can do anything they can do and 10X better, given the chance. The only thing men are is STRONGER than us in physical strength. but we beat the brakes off those MFers with Everything Else. We are mentally, emotionally and spiritually WAY Stronger than you could ever be. We also have more physical resilience. Ever seen a guy sick with a cold?! He can't even function! We hemorrhage from between our legs and still work out, go to work, etc. Don't even make me go on.

  • pure_rachet

    OMG lol! Shade....

  • pure_rachet

    Don't ruin our chances of getting dack and ball posts! Run along...