robbers

Two masked men mistakenly held up a Baltimore bar where, coincidentally, a police retirement party was being held.

The armed robbery occurred on Tuesday at Monaghan’s Pub in unincorporated Woodlawn in Baltimore County.

Joseph McInnis III, 21, and Tyree McCoy, 22, entered Monaghan’s with the intent of robbing the cash register and possibly causing bodily harm if anyone resisted.

The robbers didn’t notice a group of off-duty police officers who had gathered to celebrate a sergeant’s retirement.

Monaghan’s owner Jack Milani said the clueless armed robbers demanded cash from the register then fled. An employee interrupted the party to alert the officers that they had just been robbed.

A few of the younger officers gave chase and caught up to McInnis and McCoy outside the pub. McInnis and McCoy resisted arrest and the officers were forced to subdue them with closed fists and steel toe boots.

The robbers were treated for non-life threatening injuries. According to UK’s Daily Mail, both men face armed robbery, theft and other charges.

Monaghan’s Pub owner says the robbers must not have noticed the police precinct right across the street, where squad cars come and go during shift changes. The pub is a well-known police hangout — even when they aren’t holding retirement celebrations.

“It’s kind of odd you would even attempt [a robbery],” Milani told the Daily Mail. “Officers are always in here. There was a decent amount of them.”




  • Nina Ross

    What an embarrassment… we shouldn’t even report on n-words smh

  • ?Royalty?

    Monahans, McCoy, McInnis……Police

    The irony is everywhere in this story. LOL

  • PLEASEDontTellMe

    WOW! no words

  • You Could Never

    So Scott Irish huh?

  • You Could Never

    2 Maryland men mistakenly rob bar where a police retirement party was being held…

    On the NEXT episode of America’s Dumbest Criminals.

  • Yardgirl

    McInnis and McCoy resisted arrest and the officers were forced to subdue them with closed fists and steel toe boots.

    Monaghan’s Pub owner says the robbers must not have noticed the police precinct right across the street,

    ******************************************************
    I am sure they got extreme pleasure kicking and punching them *sigh*
    These two have to be THE dumbest would be robbers in the universe!!
    You big dummy *said in my Fred Sanford voice*

  • hottlanta

    I needed a laugh today and got it. THANKS!!!!

  • Ms.Vanilla

    Well here we go again. Some days Sandra you post the most unflattering things about blacks as if they are the only ones in this God forsaken country. And Phuck this is a black blog bs.
    #I’m out

  • Shamari123
  • E-VannaRootsAllEvil

    I’m sorre didn’t even read just laughing at my desk uncontrollably ??????

  • 19awesomegrl97

    SMH

  • brownisback

    That’s what we call a royal azz whoopin

  • You Could Never

    Bye *slams door behind ya*

  • brownisback

    I love you too lol

  • soujourn_erets

    Good point.

  • McKay

    They didn’t do their homework. I wonder what is in the water in America. Some of the blacks there are clueless as fcuk. This part though had me dying..lmfao “McInnis and McCoy resisted arrest and the officers were forced to subdue them with closed fists and steel toe boots.” ??

  • McKay

    Make sure you don’t look back. Adios!!! ?

  • Clopretty

    dumb and dumber smh

  • You Could Never

    I know you do. I love you too. You still dont know me. Its okay. I assure you we was once goodt frens here lol.

  • You Could Never

    Hopefully if she does she turns into the pillar of salt she is full of.

  • BeUtFullSoul

    THIS!…

  • KarmaBackAround

    ?????? this what u call got the “shyt” beat out u…

  • Waya Hedia

    Love Cleese. I played a game of Chess with him in the late 80s. I was doing so well until he told me a joke. Then, after the joke while I was crackin’ up.. Checkmate! I lost badly.

  • Waya Hedia

    Unflattering.. Yeah. Being a thug criminal is a bit unflattering. Let’s make sure she hides that so we never have to be faced with reality again! it is sooooo harsh.

  • Ro

    me too!

  • Waya Hedia

    It isn’t an embarrassment for you though. You don’t have to identify with everyone of your own race. Totally unnecessary. Discourage them, humiliate them, set an example of them for your kids and everyone else, instead of feeling like you own THEIR mistakes.

  • Karla E

    That’s what they get for being stupid ? Wow, that’s funny but seriously glad they weren’t killed by the po po’s!!

  • MocaPretty

    Only one is beat df down the other one must have said SHIIIIIIDDDDDD *Bmore The Wire humor*

  • https://twitter.com/Chicagowise Chicagowise

    “McInnis and McCoy resisted arrest and the officers were forced to subdue them with closed fists and steel toe boots.”

    Okay, Sandra. ?

  • https://twitter.com/Chicagowise Chicagowise

    I laughed so hard at that sh/t!

  • mzbestseller

    ?????

  • https://twitter.com/Chicagowise Chicagowise

    This won’t be their last robbery. They will continue until they kill someone or someone kills them. The only thing criminals respond to, is violence.

  • Allihave2say

    They’re robbing a bar full of cops that’s across the street from a police station and the cops had to be interrupted and notified of the robbery? The men made it outside the club before being caught? Think about it.

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!

  • Quitedeliteful

    Loving that mugshot…LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!! There are no words for these two. They are so stupid even their mamas can’t feel sorry for them.

  • ShadesofEMPRESS

    I can’t stand bums.

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    You can tell he got his ass whipped that eye gonna go to every color of the Skittles rainbow til it get back to normal…

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    These are the crackbabies from the 90’s…

  • Shamari123

    That’s amazing!!…well you having the opportunity to play with him, not losing to him.

  • Lady Elle

    Dummy…

  • Waya Hedia

    I was so in awe of being told a joke by someone who I had so much respect and admiration for that I completely lost the game. I would have anyway though.. he’s a pretty good chess player. The joke made defeat well worth it.

    A woman and her chauffeur arrive at her home and walk in…
    Woman: John, I want you to take off my coat
    John: OK ma’am.
    Woman, John? Now , take off my dress.
    John: Alright.
    Woman: John.. now.. Take off my petticoat..
    John: Yes mam
    Woman. And I NEVER want to see you wearing these things again.

    Checkmate

  • WutizaGRANNY!

    Beat they ENTIRE asses didn’t they..

  • MSGREENMINUSTHEENVY

    LOL!!!!!! I read this comment while looking at their photos. HILARIOUS!

  • Malcom Flex

    Dumb ass fatherless males that’s what they get they do the same thing to our people.

  • JustB

    Had to be all the way high to give up freedom like that

  • Malcom Flex

    Ditto

  • Malcom Flex

    Can you imagine how many BW they may have raped and you know they robbed other blacks, too. Those white men gave them a lesson, they could have killed them and got off.

  • Karen Brady

    dumb fuks.

  • stav

    I’m surprised they’re still alive!

  • MsPam

    Dummies!

  • Karen Brady

    I believe it

  • yvette46

    Surprise. ..haaaaaa!!

  • Mrs.Meenie

    What a couple of idiots….they may as well had went across the street to the Precinct and turn themselves in. I am sure they see how Karma works now.

  • SouthernGirlAZWorld

    In my Fred Sanford Voice (RIP) “You Big Dummies”! I literally can not stop laughing ? what a bunch of wasted sperm!

  • Benita Renee’

    STUPID!!!

  • https://twitter.com/Chicagowise Chicagowise

    A lot of people don’t realize that violent behavior isn’t something that’s reserved for victims that are unknown to the offender. Some violent people will victimize anyone that comes in contact with them.

  • Guess Who

    SMMFH…sounds like a comedy skit!

  • tintin
  • Mr.LeBrickJames

    They’re lucky they didn’t get killed.

  • Malcom Flex

    Hm. IMHO these fatherless black males think that everybody is scared of them, cause they live in the hood they aren’t hip that some white men can kick their asses. They thought those were some pussy wm.

  • Malcom Flex

    Looks like they got less of a beat down vs. what Fist Brown did to Rhi.

  • EMILY POST

    The desperation of some Americans where robbing and stealing is seen as a real way to
    Get ? … robbing and stealing… they are lucky to be alive.

  • Kirenee

    Stupid! So the Mickey Fickey on the left got beat so bad he can’t see and the other got beat so bad he looks shocked as hell!

  • brownisback

    I commented a couple weeks ago I realized who you were kanekelon/ krankshaft but I guess you didn’t see it

  • dontgetblocked

    If I see another black man in a mug shot! Get a freakin’ job.

  • ShWa

    That’s what trying to get something for nothing will get, u-f*cked up…..

  • https://twitter.com/Chicagowise Chicagowise

    You’re right. They naturally assume certain people are easy prey. One day, that misguided assumption will cost them their lives.

  • PlayerP

    #Dumbasses

  • Glitter Cupcakes

    Poster “man children” for: This is your brain (guy on the left). This is your brain on drugs (guy on the right). That 80s “Just Say No” campaign spearheaded by another Republican TV actor “president” urged folks to not do drugs…. yet they supplied hoods across America with them – especially places like Harlem and Baltimore (reference Showtime’s, The Wire).

    Is it just me or are the stories about Black males getting arrested today’s theme here? Hoping for a new trend/theme everyone, Beautiful Melaninated People. ?????????

  • We Can Do This

    Get rich quick! I hate this type. Bums!

  • ?Royalty?

    Nah, just took notice of the names in the story. It was like a really tripped out Irish joke.

    I wonder if the cops who arrested them were Scott or Irish too. ?

  • Jussjess25

    Hello !

  • Jussjess25

    Okay!

  • McKay

    I believe you…

  • McKay

    Sandra kills me with her write ups. Lol

  • McKay

    Ouch!

  • Faux Gibbler

    ???
    All I got

  • Look@m3

    Lmao….all I can type at the moment…

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    Know your audience.

  • Cali

    lolololololol

  • Unknown User

    Dusty asses.

  • http://www.beautyisland.weebly.com Indigo

    Aayyye that is right by my old Kung Fu school. Fawk yea they ARE idiots cuz cops staaay around there!

  • Delia Steinbrenner

    Stupid idiots! Just plain dumb jackasses! Now look how stupid you look! Go get a job…drive a dump truck, get you hvac license, go to McDonald’s to work, go to adult ed classes to get some damn education because you are just plain inept robbers! Dumb Dumb Dumb

  • Shawty

    Dumb asses

  • darealwifey

    Look at the guy on the right’s neck. Looks burned or like the skin was scraped off. I wonder if they put a noose around his neck and drug him around for a while. smh They beat the ENTIRE “f” out of them!

  • ~~eb

    YOU BIG DUMMIES! And why is Hakeem Lyon out here committing crime?

  • Bella Boss

    beat that him blind. good for them

  • Queen B

    Lmao ? a well deserved ass whooping

  • ItsMeIvory

    I hate a theif…too bad they didnt just smoke them like they been doing the others any day way.

  • SpiceGirl

    they were bold!