21 Savage

This post is for a loyal reader who claims she is a huge 21 Savage fan. She emails me at least once a month begging for a Morning Wood post on her fave. She is convinced that the 24-year-old anorexic rap artist is the sexiest man alive.

Your auntie confirmed that the reader is not Amber Rose, who is currently dating Savage.

Check out his Instagram page for tons of shirtless pics!

21 Savage’s Stats

Name: Shayaa Bin Abraham-Joseph
Born: October 22, 1992 (age 24)
Birthplace: Dominica
Home: Atlanta, GA
Occupation: Rapper
Height: 6-foot-0
Weight: 150
Relationship status: Dating Amber Rose
Children: 2
Record label: Slaughter Gang LLC/ ?Epic

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  • Yardgirl

    That issa no for me, but happy for your loyal reader getting her wish *kanye shrug*

  • Mama Dee’s Wig Maker

    NO MA’AM!

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    Morning wood?
    More like a branch that fell off the ugly tree.

  • SpiceGirl

    more like Morning TWIG!

  • Bonsai

    Lol ?

  • Coy little wink
  • Kim’s Original Face

    Issa no for me….

    He looks like he leave a ring wherever he goes, tub, toilet , car seat, amber.

    If the tales from the crypt keeper and Mr. Burns from the simpsons had a kid it would be 21 savage. ISSA mess

  • Soda

    Whenever I see pics of fools posing with money it makes me wish that we had been given reparations as soon as we were freed, maybe by now we’d be used to having money instead of acting like it’s brand new. Oh, and this Wood is no good.

  • Allergic2dumbstuff

    BINGO!!!

  • Coy little wink
  • Allergic2dumbstuff

    Uhh… No! *Michael Kyle’s voice

  • Rayne

    LensCrafters is having a sale on contacts and eye glasses ? cause the loyal ” fan” needs a serious eye exam.

    That’ll be two orders of hell nawl and a glass of go getcho mama!

  • YaYa

    THIS RIGHT HERE!!!!

  • YaYa

    Amber has a type…sickly-looking tattooed boys

  • brownisback

    YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ALL DAY
    ERRRDAY!!!

  • Ro

    Yuck!

  • brownisback

    in the words of one of our former members the-rapist/therapist
    No ma’am Pam!
    Am I the only one that remembers Therapist???

  • Wreckognize Game

    I’ll pass. I don’t like men with lil boy bodies.

  • brownisback

    I’ll be coming back to this post periodically through out the day when I need to find my happy place!

  • McKay

    ??

  • http://browngirltightcurl.blogspot.com nellboogie

    It’s too early for this amount of messy…

  • HoneyyGoodMoneyy_
  • Coy little wink
  • Shay

    no hell! i dont like calling people ugly….but so not my type…

  • Renee26

    Yuck

  • Renee26

    Yes!!!

  • Renee26

    LMAO

  • PhillyFacts

    Maybe I’m too mature for “hood wood” ??he just looks so filthy to me.

  • Coy little wink

    She been smoking that ooh wee I think

  • Mrs.Meenie

    Sandy…you reaching on this one.

  • brownisback

    I need one a little more “seasoned” like up above on the left or in the middle! I can’t do nothing with this model! But… he is fine! Gon and get yo smolder/squint look on!

  • https://www.instagram.com/nymagee/ Ny MaGee

    Not this dude, Sandy….

  • Mr.LeBrickJames

    Women find this attractive? Yuck. This dude always looks like he needs to take a shower.

  • Coy little wink

    ? threw him in for the youngins…I like salt and pepper seasoned myself

  • brownisback

    *shakes heads and throws handkerchief*
    GIRL YOU BETTA TESTIFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • tintin

    NO WOOD HERE.!!!

  • Bella Boss

    ewwwwwwww

  • Mischelle

    Yuck ?. His mom is absolutely gorgeous though.

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    Splinter. Morning Splinter.

  • BeUtFullSoul

    PASS!!!. are we serious right now #morningwood?

  • nick c

    His taste in tattoos is really bad Stewie Griffin? A baby Freddy and Jason? A Charles Manson style between his eyes?

  • darealwifey

    Well bless his lil’ fan’s heart. That cross tat makes him look cross-eyed AND possessed.

  • Pamela

    Okay then, he is a cutie. He was born when I was a junior in college. Ugh, time flies by so quickly.

  • Mr.LeBrickJames

    Maybe the “loyal fan” is this dude’s publicist?

  • brownisback

    lmao

  • Shamari123
  • Mr.LeBrickJames

    That’s actually a sword… but I see your point there, and I agree, it looks crazy.

  • Coy little wink

    In his words…issa knife

    Its quite unfortunate appearing ?

  • imright

    my guy 212121 ?

  • Luv Pitties

    The one in the middle with the purple tie though…yummy

  • imright

    issa knife

  • 19awesomegrl97

    he sho po & ugly wit that ugly tatt in the center of his forehead

  • softness1

    Never change!!!! hahahahaha

  • 19awesomegrl97

    lol

  • Dowoop

    This is one of the times im glad the pictures dont show.

  • Faithz

    Man Amber sure do have a type
    don’t she.

  • Renee Bee

    Issa knife tattoo. Lmao.

  • PLEASEDontTellMe

    Morning Wood? LMAO more like Morning After Pill stat

  • EntrepreneurialSpirit

    Uhhhhh more like morningdud. I would have some paper products set aside for him. He couldn’t use a dish in my house?

  • PLEASEDontTellMe
  • Rayne

    Gotta be lmao

  • http://www.pureromance.com LA

    I remember him

  • http://www.pureromance.com LA

    Yess!!!

  • Mama Dee’s Wig Maker

    Now these are some dapper gentleman!!

  • ThisIsWhat40LooksLike

    Look at this fool with all that money and a money counting machine but had the nerve to buy those cheap azz candles!!

  • ThisIsWhat40LooksLike

    You ain’t never lied?

  • ebonics

    That is one struggle face if I ever seen one. He comes across as slow and cross eyed.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2ad05984f9bb8a4ffd43e274f373d1d7527e0e633d609da95e2dda8575f35066.gif

  • Lisa daniels

    Your auntie confirmed that the reader is not Amber Rose, who is currently dating Savage……

    ???????

  • KcoolMuziq

    She says she doesn’t like handsome or pretty boys.

  • brownisback

    Just saved this…..for ‘educational” purposes or course!

  • starbright9449

    Bwahhahahaha!!! Before I even read the post I busted out laughing at the title like who would want a morning wood post of 21 garbage?? I can’t with y’all today!!!

  • https://twitter.com/Chicagowise Chicagowise

    He’s a hideous creep who promotes violence and ignorance in the black community. He resembles an emaciated cricket covered in graffiti. Nothing attractive about IT.

  • Vegas1989

    Let the church say, “Amen”…I feel you on this one. I busted out laughing and my office mate on the phone….LOL..This is horrible…He needs to put on some clothes, raises his kids and don’t pass go and don’t collect his $100 dollars.Go straight to Jail looking like this with all them crayons tattoos on this body…SMH….I’m done..Break Time Folks!

  • Vegas1989

    I like this post…I think I’m going to be saying No like this all day at peeps who ask me anything….LOL….I already tell them no already but I will do it like this…LOL

  • http://ivyleaguelove.tumblr.com/ Applebootay

    I scrolled so fast, because I wanted to get to the comment section to say please un-post this, un-morning wood this un-do this….now I need to go reprogram what I just saw.

  • WeKnowsItAll

    Initially I was thinking some not-so-nice thoughts about his appearance but the more I looked at his photos the more I felt out of line. He’s not my cup of tea but he is a human being and I don’t get an “ain’t ish” vibe from him. He’s not quite Morning Wood material to me but maybe he’s a nice person. I don’t know. Maybe I’m just feeling mushy today.

  • i troll it like i see it

    What the hell is this nonesense.

  • NicoleZee

    I wonder why. I’ve always heard that the more beautiful someone is the more trouble they are. I just don’t think I could be long term with an unattractive person. They might be nice, but eventually you get grossed out with how they look. But what’s funny is that a lot of unattractive people have beautiful kids. Strange.

  • NicoleZee

    Savage seems like a cool dude, he’s just unattractive and his music is shitty. What’s worse is that he is dating someone like Amber who is always saying dumb shit. I guess two dummies belong together. Sad.

  • bemetoo

    He looks like that thing from sesame street

  • Urbn distinction

    Smh..

  • Urbn distinction

    “Maybe he’s a nice person”..polite way of calling him ugly.

  • Peter Piper ATL

    Not cute..not fine…not sexy…what’s left?

    Not even halfway appealing.

  • SweetTEE

    Is the real life Sideshow Bob or naw? Asking for a friend.

  • Guess Who

    He reminds me of a migratory locust…..

  • BaybeK8s

    Anorexic rap artist? ??? I surrender ??

  • BaybeK8s

    That’s what it is? I thought it was a cross. When face tatts go wrong.

  • KcoolMuziq

    I actually identify with her. I went through a blind date with a person I wasn’t the least bit attracted to. But I was being nice. Turns out I was won over! Ended up being a SIX YEAR relationship(inseparable) until it ended tragically.

    It taught me beauty is on the inside not the outside.

  • joel adams

    JJ Evans from goodtimes once hung on yawl mommas concrete bedroom wall.

  • Chocolate Bliss

    Hahahaaaaaaa!!!

  • SumthinSweeter
  • SumthinSweeter

    or the muppets

  • ?Royalty?

    Pepe the King Prawn.

    I will never see this dude without seeing that Muppet now. Lmaoooo.

  • ?Patty Kakes?

    He’s sexy in his own little way

  • NicoleZee

    You make a good point. But there is also nothing wrong with wanting an attractive person either. Most people want to be with their equal or better. So if a person is attractive, why should they have to settle for an unattractive person??? Beauty fades, true, but I think it’s important to remember that you have to be sexually attracted to them for things to work, unless there are some people that just don’t have sex. I would just prefer an attractive guy who cares about himself and his health. Plus, I have one of those mamas that don’t play. If I brought home a guy looking like Savage, my mom would bury me herself!!! LOL!

  • ~~eb

    YUCK!

  • http://ebonynsweet.com Ebony N’ Sweet

    That fan should be slapped lol…She should be punched and dragged for subjecting us to this foolery lmao

  • NicoleZee

    But she was dating the cute guy from Dancing with the Stars and that didn’t work for whatever reasonn. Weird. Amber’s an idiot, but she’s not bad looking, so why the hell would she settle for Savage or Wiz?? I think more pretty women like unattractive men for whatever reason. I have no idea why. Dr. Phil needs to explain this one!

  • NicoleZee

    What??? Where??? Naw, excuse my German, but my p*ssy wouldn’t get wet for a guy looking like that. Yuck! But I have a bag packed in my closet just in case Brad Pitt ever asks me out! LOL! Brad is handsome, sexy, and employed…….yesssssss! (But he got too many damn kids!!!)

  • NicoleZee

    Lord forgive me, but Savage looks like a cricket that still walked away after being stepped on!!!

  • NicoleZee

    Mr. Peter, can you let me know if Brad Pitt or Shemar Moore are still single, because I’m available!! LOL!

  • KcoolMuziq

    Shallowness- lack of depth of character, insight, or serious thought.

  • NicoleZee

    He did an interview with The Breakfast Club. He seems cool even though he’s not attractive. I don’t know why he picked Amber though. He’s too young for her and she’s an idiot. I guess many Black men prefer White women. (For those that don’t know, Amber isn’t Black, other folks had to school me on that fact.)

  • NicoleZee

    I know. But I’m not unattractive so I don’t think there’s anything wrong with preferring an attractive and healthy mate. We’re human!

  • Miss Lady

    He looks mentally challenged. Fu@! He looks retarded.

  • ArDnAhC45

    Please…he reminds me of Beaker from the Muppets

  • ArDnAhC45

    Thank you, Beaker exactly. I’m 2 hours too late. I said the same thing before I scroll down this post.

  • ArDnAhC45

    Lol

  • Sharenna

    Why does he have those dollar tree skittles candles in that bathroom? LMAO I am NOT about to play with him.

  • ?Patty Kakes?

    Pahahahahaaaa gurl u CRAZY ???

  • KA

    Gross

  • SumthinSweeter

    I rw *giggled*

  • Tammie Reed

    __________________________________________________no words LOL!

  • WeKnowsItAll

    Lol, perhaps. I don’t find him attractive at all, but he doesn’t give off the a$$hole vibe so I feel a bit bad about making fun of his looks. The face tattoo is awful though.

    In contrast I don’t find Teyana Taylor’s face attractive in the least either, and she too seems to have a nice demeanor about her, but in the past I haven’t been all that reluctant to express that opinion. Double standard and I have no idea why. Makes no sense at all, every to me. Oh well. Humans are walking contradictions.

  • WeKnowsItAll

    I agree that Amber seems like a bad choice. The black men that I know don’t find loose women desirable for relationship purposes. What real dude wants a woman that any man could have and/or every man has seen naked and girating? Isn’t it shameful to be with the queen of the s lut walk, the one who puts her hoo ha on display for likes? I would chalk it up to him being young but older celebs seem to be entertaining h oes too these days. Perhaps he’ll wisen up eventually.

  • NicoleZee

    A lot of men seem to prefer women like her. However, I have met men that still love the natural looking women with common sense. Men should be trying to find a good woman that will be good as a wife and mother, not back alley hood trash. Forgive me Lord for saying that, but who in the hell wants to be with someone from the streets whether they are male or female??? It’s embarrassing. True enough, we all make errors, but there comes a time when we have to correct those errors, gain some common sense, and stop embarrassing yourself and your family!

  • ZoraNealHurstonsNiece

    Tell him he can keep his clothes on AIN’T NOTHING TO SEE!!!!

  • monique

    He looks slow.
    He’s becoming Wiz part ll.
    What does she see in him? I’m wondering because she’s a big girl, he’s so tiny, she’s almost 40, he’s in his early 20’s, she………., he………idk.

  • Allihave2say

    GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRROOOOOO

    OOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

  • Allihave2say

    He has big feetS.

  • Queen B

    He’s too skinny for my liking ?

  • Queen B

    She’s still in love with Wiz so she got a look a like

  • MRiGOThim

    Most skinny dudes be having that MEAT…he aight from the neck down

  • JENNYJONES1

    AHHHHH HA HA HA I’VE SAID THAT BEFORE AND THEN I THINK OF GREMLINS…….JENNY JONES!!!

  • JENNYJONES1

    ACTUALLY IT’S GONZO B/C OF THE NOSE NOT BEAKER. LOL!!!!………JENNY JONES!!!

  • JENNYJONES1

    WHAT DOES SHE SEE IN HIM??? AHHHHH HIS FAME, MORE EXPOSURE FOR HER AND HIS ‘NOW’ $$$$ B/C SHE KNOWS HIS FAME AIN’T GOING TO LAST……….JENNY JONES!!!

  • Faithz

    They say opposite attract.

  • Hotfiyah

    B must be blind…real talk!

  • TooMuchTea

    Ummmmm, I’ll pass. Amber like em slim though.