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There are those who can't stand the sound of people smacking their lips when they chew, then there are the 100,000 or so who follow this "ASMR" specialist on Youtube.com to trigger their ASMR.

"ASMR" is defined as a low-grade tingling (euphoria) sensation that starts on the scalp and travels down your spine.

"the subjective experience of "low-grade euphoria" characterised by "a combination of positive feelings and a distinct static-like tingling sensation on the skin". It is most commonly triggered by specific acoustic, visual and digital media stimuli, and less commonly by intentional attentional control.
Listen to the annoying lip smacking below."


The best eating sounds for sleep

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Spotted on @IndustryOnBlastx


  • Dystaney Kimble

    The chewing doesn't bother me or satisfy me but the way she take a bite and let the juices drop into the rest ?

  • IntroSpective

    This is so painful for me to listen to, let alone watch. I loathe oral sounds ?

  • Mischelle

    I hear this every single day from my smacking ass colleague. She smacks her gum and slurps on ice all muhfuckin day and it drives me crazy. I hate when I leave my earbuds at home b/c I'm subjected to that torture ?

  • Moon Lee

    Grossly ridiculous! No shame, no manners. Just anything goes!!! Title it, and sell it!!!

  • brownisback

    Once I saw what it was about I knew I wouldn't be watching it so I'll just meditate on her makeup instead.......

  • JV

    pass

  • Guess Who

    But I want the ugly, funeral makeup wearing, obnoxious bytch to STFU. I mean who is really into this? Old, weird white men?

  • Guess Who

    I would have been cussed her out. ALL professionalism out of the window, lol.

  • Zeta Phi Beta 1920

    Unusual news.

  • Mischelle

    I wanted to but said fugg it. She's been with the company for 30 years (older sista). She does it in meetings too and seems oblivious to the stares she gets. Hope she retires soon.

  • Elevated Soul

    OMG....I hate to hear someone chewing gum on the radio,it"s so uncouth and it sounds so loud on audio.The smacking thing and sucking of teeth is a bit much to take to.

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    Im in the wrong profession...how much she get paid???

  • Soda

    You forgot to include praise for trump in your comment. You okay?

  • Guess Who

    LMMFAO! So no one has ever told her how rude, inappropriate and annoying her chewing sounds make? Sounds about right! Sometimes we tend to overlook the fuckery of employees with longevity. Either because we like them, respect them or simply because, "it's always been this way".

  • Smith Jane

    There is a special place in hell for ppl like this.. I sit near a young woman who smacks her lips - just cause - and an older coworker who literally sucks on peanuts all damn day. I don't understand why ppl can't keep their mouth closed? Or why young ghetto broads must smack their lips together - wtf you trying to intimidate ?!?

  • Yoni7

    Because I'm too lost to even think about reading it.

  • Yoni7

    It's an open post......speak on it instead.

  • Mischelle

    Lol, nope no one! With me being newer among the group, I won't be the one to do it either. I just have to blast my music to drown it out. Shrugs..

  • Mischelle

    You sound like me! It's painful. Don't you hear yourself smacking?!

  • Ms.Vanilla

    Sandra didn't even say why people like it. Trust and believe I will not click on this foolishness.

  • Scromes1212

    Head game is probably ridiculous :)

  • Dowoop

    It's still early. He/She/It will before the day is up.

  • Yardgirl

    This comment has me on the floor! *sniggles*

  • BOSS

    Lol ?

  • BOSS

    Sounds ? like she's smacking on a piece of p?ssy!

  • Guess Who

    LMAO

  • Luv Pitties

    I truly do not get this asmr nonsense, people whispering in the mic and you can hear every sound they make. I used to sit behind this chick when I worked in cubicles and she used to smash loudly repeatedly, you don't know how bad I wanted to walk up to her grab her by the throat and slam her head into her monitor .

  • TheOwley

    What did I just watch.

  • Luv Pitties

    Yea we have a lead person who is lazy, brags about being with the company 30 yrs, she constantly talks with her mouth full and has no problem spitting crumbs on the person who's face she's in trying to bully. Im waiting for her

  • brownisback

    Just glancing at the pic the first thing that came to mind was "It's A Man Baby!"

  • Yoni7

    Right. Nowadays folks will side eye they own mama. LOL

  • brownisback

    Just looking at the still shot she looks real "strong" in the face

  • Renee26

    My son and I were just talking about this...people pay others to do this....I cannot LMAO

  • Renee26

    LMAO at the visual of the follow through

  • Rayne

    I have never saw anyone wear ? crooked. Must be the new style.

  • Renee26

    Did ya'll know that "smacking" brings out the flavor of food more?? I tried it out to see for myself and it was wonderful...but I can't stand to do it or hear somebody else eat. I will even ask people around me if they can hear me chewing if I'm eating and can hear myself in my inner ear

  • brownisback

    I don't know why I just laughed out loud

  • Ms.Vanilla

    ..????

  • Renee26

    Girl...that while/tan lip liner was purposeful

  • SouthernGirlAZWorld

    A piece?!

  • SouthernGirlAZWorld

    Smash?

  • SouthernGirlAZWorld

    You mean like Tyler Perry's wife?

    Which for the record is beautiful

  • MookieChu

    I've had asmr since I was a child, just couldn't put a term to it. I just discovered this lady a few months ago; I love to hear and watch her eating pickles. Not sure why, but it's so soothing. My absolute favorite is to watch/listen to someone doing hair, makeup or nails. I have a YouTube playlist just for asmrtists.

  • SouthernGirlAZWorld

    I'm not doing this...not getting sucked into this cult lol

  • brownisback

    More of a Rupaul type strong in the face!
    Tyler Perry's wife/Kenny Lattimore's sister is gorg

  • Luv Pitties

    No I said slam

  • SouthernGirlAZWorld

    Yes I agree!!
    Sandra Sandra

  • Luv Pitties

    She was a sorry bish, she had two sons (their father was murdered) the youngest she would allow to wear pink and put in dresses on the weekend because she wanted a girl

  • Yoni7

    Agreed.

  • EScrazy

    Lip smacking while eating is cool if you're alone at home enjoying 6 wings with mild sauce watching the wheel but not in public as an adult ? Side note: the salt on the watermelon makes me think of my grandmother. Eat a whole watermelon on her back porch in the summer like she was still in Mississippi ?

  • Tammie Reed

    People do any damn thing now, WTF!

  • Lady Elle

    Lip smacking and people intentionally dragging their feet get on my nerves!

  • Karen Brady

    Girl in the next office just finished smacking. Sound like a dack but I believe it was candy. Ugh.

  • Karen Brady

    LMAO at your first sentence. Or Lemon Pepper! I smacks on some Lemon Pepper in the comfort of my own home.

  • Karen Brady

    Lol.. I refuse. just skipped down to the comments. Not today chile.

  • Karen Brady

    ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Karen Brady

    Can ya'll please stop. *Crying*

  • Karen Brady

    Because I did too!!

  • Karen Brady

    I'm moving on now cuz ALL OF YOU have me laughing too much in the workplace. Just too much.

  • Connie

    Did she shake the juice back into the jar after taking a bite? That's naaaasty!

  • http://www.beautyisland.weebly.com Indigo

    I must have the opposite because it make my skin crawl.

  • Guess Who

    WTF? LOL!

  • ramosyo

    She must have no life, man, or friends to do this!

  • Luv Pitties

    Yea she is Korean and management coins for her because of what she has on them. They never give corrective action, just a couple weeks ago she blurted out in a meeting "All black people lazy." The subject matter had nothing to do with her outburst. Another time she told this temp (who is black and married to a white man) to mix the mail like she mixed her kids, when the girl told management they laughed.

  • Guess Who

    ....well that's illegal. I'm shocked no one in your organization has complained to the EEOC.

  • BlahBlahBlah

    For reason my daughter likes this and those pickles are bomb

  • Luv Pitties

    They should but they not because the group is a bunch of coons, that manipulative bish brings food to treat the team (usually is bojangles chicken or pizza) and they run to eat it. I'll never understand this one min they are writing statements to mgmnt about her creating a hostile work environment next min she brings food all is good

  • Guess Who

    So there is documentation of her stating these things but her supervisors, HR, Work Environment Manager, Etc. have no coaching or reprimanding and corrective measures on file? No mandatory diversity training class? Wow. Hmmm....one day someone WILL complain and follow through with it (fuk some chicken and pizza) . I wonder if the statements of complaints/hostile work environment are in her file?

  • Luv Pitties

    I don't eat anything she brings I'll starve first. According to my coworkers they have given it to the mgr and when they follow up he claims he "lost" them. The general attitude around there is that she's been doing this for years and nothing will ever change. She is mgmnt' vicious dog they allow off the leash and attack the neighborhood, they think it's funny.

  • ?Patty Kakes?

    I looked at this with a frown on my face and puzzled. What's is this supposed to do again? It was just plain old disgusting to me, and what makes it even more appalling is that she seems to be enjoying this

  • Guess Who

    Well, they won't think it's so damn funny when they get sued and fined. I suppose yall can start making Korean jokes, telling her she looks like the clone of Kim Jong Un. Asking her if dog meat is a staple of her diet. Has she ever participated in "Me love you lon tine" $excapades. IJS

  • Luv Pitties

    EEOs, hostile work environments are the norm there. They have lawyers and feel invincible to do whatever. One mgr grabbed some girl on the butt and when she filed EEO she said she wanted to be transferred as a resolution, they told her that mgr might want to go there so no dice

  • Guess Who

    WTF? SMDH!

  • Luv Pitties

    That's funny as hell lol, she loves her some rice I know that. She is so big and uncomfortable looking her thighs calves and ankles are one size, her legs look like fluid filled tree stumps

  • https://twitter.com/Chicagowise Chicagowise

    I knew a guy who used to put bread in public urinals. After the bread was marinated in anonymous juices, he'd eat it. So... this... not so much.

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Who? Rihanna?

  • PlayerP

    I'm mad I can't unread this...shuddering

  • Luv Pitties

    That was ugly Sandra, Robyn is going to come hard for you when she sees this ma'am.

  • Phyllis

    I absolutely HATE to hear ANYONE chew their food so Loud, and truly despise to hear them swallow any liquids down their throat. This is one of my pet Peeves... and if you smack on top of all that, remove
    Yourself from my presence ASAP if not sooner.. #thatsall #carryon

  • SouthernGirlAZWorld

    She started it!! Lol

  • SouthernGirlAZWorld

    It came up as smash lol

  • Dahl

    Why does this seem like some fetish stuff...?

  • https://twitter.com/Chicagowise Chicagowise

    He was a high-yellow dude with a midsized afro. He usually wore a tan trenchcoat, tied at the waist with a necktie. He always carried a Jewel shopping bag full of adult magazines and... you guessed it... bread.

  • Miss Lady

    That man sure eats loudly.

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOL!!!!!

  • Quitedeliteful

    We could never sup together!!!

  • Quitedeliteful

    Sounds like a crazy indie movie! LOLLOLLOL!!!!

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOL!!!!

  • SirVeil

    I'm going rogue on this one...WTF?????

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!

  • Quitedeliteful

    You stoopid!!! LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!

  • SirVeil

    Thank you! Say no more

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOL!!!!!

  • Quitedeliteful

    OMFG!!!!! YUCK!!!! LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOL!!!! That's cold!!! (snickers...)

  • Quitedeliteful

    Damn!!! Sounds like it's 1970 at your workplace!!!

  • Luv Pitties

    Pretty much and the one where I am the metal detectors don't work so it's pretty much an any day kind of thing just waiting to happen. That's why I tell all the temps it's fine to listen to your music and work but always be aware of your surroundings and fugg the evacuation plan on the walls you better figure out your own if someone comes in here and starts shooting. We done had scorned spouses walk up in there trying to fight the side piece and everything

  • https://twitter.com/Chicagowise Chicagowise

    In the 80s, downtown Chicago was full of colorful characters. I used to love to observe people and ask them questions. I once met a lady who carried her "baby" in her purse. It was a dead pigeon. LMAO

  • Karen Brady

    chuckling.

  • Karen Brady

    despise to hear them swallow any liquids down their throat. I just chuckled at this but you know what? You're right! I just realized I do too. Gulp, gulp... so unneccessary.

  • Karen Brady

    usually wore a tan trenchcoat, tied at the waist with a necktie. The visual in my head is no bueno.Good Lord tell me worre some pants too.

  • Karen Brady

    Girl sound like somethin I do not wan to see.

  • Karen Brady

    chillle

  • Phyllis

    Makes my skin crawl...

  • DaughterOfaQueen

    This lady cracks me up, I like her. She found her niche!

  • Karen Brady

    Everybody guilty. Just the whole lot of you :-)

  • Quitedeliteful

    This musta been when folks were on LSD or sunshine or something...

  • Quitedeliteful

    Whuut???? They just told me on my job that I have been designated as "deputy fire warden" in case of a fire here. My advice to colleagues: grab yo shyt and run because I will be the first one at the exit!!!!

  • Karen Brady

    Ain't she something? :-). She better chew.

  • Karen Brady

    I feel you.

  • Luv Pitties

    Girl look the men there are just as messy as the women. One man didn't like the other dude so the man friended the others wife on fb and told the wife about the affair, the wife came up to the job looking for her husband and the woman wanting to fight both.

    It's shit like that is why I say always listen , as loud as those machines are in there I tell them you will know what the distinct sound of someone racking a shotgun sounds like it's like no other, always pay attention and get somewhere when shit goes down. I keep my keys on me at all times

  • joel adams

    She selling sloppy head sounds

  • IamAllnatural

    I don't get the point!

  • Quitedeliteful

    Damn!!! Now that's a whole lot of confusion!!! The wife wants to fight the husband and the sidepiece, the husband wants to fight the man for friending the wife and spilling the beans and everybody is in harms way!!! You guys are lucky the wife didn't have a gun!!!!

  • Luv Pitties

    I say that all the time and mgmnt won't be satisfied until something bad happens

  • SouthernGirlAZWorld

    I'll kindly take the charge ?

  • https://twitter.com/Chicagowise Chicagowise

    His pants were usually high water bellbottoms; mostly dress slacks. I never saw him without that trenchcoat, even in the summertime.

  • speakinmymind

    I detest dragging feet!??

  • Solstice

    Asking her if dog meat is a staple of her diet
    ^^^^^^^^
    That part ??????

  • Solstice

    ??

  • Pamela

    When folks were not tied to their mobile devices and had TIME to be crazy. Good times.

  • Pamela

    A special place in hell for them though? Lol

  • Pamela

    I have long since blocked this fool.

  • Pamela

    She is, like most Ethiopians.

  • Malai

    Awwww look at spirit! I love her.. she's so sweet

  • Cici

    Irks my soul

  • interestingconcept1

    Is something suppose to happen?? I'm just annoyed at that slurping and bitting and smacking...ugh.

  • Allihave2say

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    SHE SOUNDS LIKE A SNORTING SMACKING PIG!

  • YellowSauce

    really ....

  • kennedy campbell

    you have to understand asmr people....have you ever had someone wash your hair and you get that tingling feeling?..or have a massage and get the tingling...someone whisper in your ear?..basically this too gives them a tingling and its a nice feeling