note to jogger

The "female" jogger in Colorado who pooped on a woman's lawn is actually a male-to-trans who underwent a sex change operation and now suffers from a traumatic brain injury, claims a family spokesman.

Cathy Budde reported the mystery jogger defecating on her lawn 2 months ago. Since then, other neighbors reported seeing the jogger pooping on their lawns at least once a week.

Budde told KKTV that her children spotted the jogger defecating outside their house.

She said her children ran screaming to her. "They are like, 'There's a lady taking a poop!' So I come outside, and I'm like, 'are you serious?'"

"Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?" Budde asked the jogger, who replied, "Yeah, sorry!" then fled.

Budde posted a sign outside her house addressed "To the female jogger who continuously uses our walkway as her toilet.."

note to jogger

After an image of the sign went viral on social media, toilet paper manufacturer Charmin offered a year's supply of toilet paper to the "mad pooper".
 


 
Then an unidentified man came forward, saying the mystery jogger was actually a male-to-trans who suffered a brain injury after undergoing sex reassignment surgery.

In a series of since-deleted videos, the man, who claims to be a "family spokesman" said the jogger apologized, but added that the jogger couldn't help himself because he can't control his bowels after undergoing a sex change operation.

The family spokesman claimed the jogger's actions are "protected under the First Amendment" and are no different than breastfeeding in public.

But Criminal Defense Attorney Jeremy Loew disagrees.

"Defecating in someone's yard is definitely not protected under the First Amendment and it is actually a crime," Loew explained.

Loew also said the family spokesman made a "bad move" by releasing the videos on behalf of the mystery jogger.

"This is actually the worst thing the family could do," he said. "Maybe they thought the videos would make the situation go away, but they won't. People all over the world are talking about this, and police will catch her. The man in the video will also have to be called into court to testify."

  • Darkandlovely617?

    The person in charge of that Charmin twitter account is funny ?

  • WutizaGRANNY!

    *Wonders what he would have been called if he were black?* Definately not Mentally unstable..Maybe Thugshytter or something... https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/16192fdc61f10ea0e85c64a5c68ffcada626e5c7a9764a7592d68ef5a33dfbcb.gif

  • pecancandy

    Truth really is stranger than fiction

  • Freeriah

    It don’t deserve special treatment

  • Karen Brady

    Aww shyt here we go back to trannyville.. thanks for the distraction STUMP.

  • Liah

    Im just going to keep it movin....#Wow

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    why i'm angry about this though! i wish a MF would!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!

    if you can't control your bowels for WHATEVER reason, keep your shi##y azz at the house!!!! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7ee213326789da8c38cd6f48b38b83c0913d5380bd129361dd5ed666d29db102.gif

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    which is what these folk wish this pooping prancer would do, smh

  • Karen Brady

    POOPING PRANCER LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

  • Liah

    LMAO!!!!!!!!

  • Ms.Vanilla

    Next..

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    girl i'm mad though, smh
    (Lol!)

  • Ni Ni

    Traumatic brain injury afterwards, so now he thinks he's a dog ?. If he knows he cant control his bowels, jogging shouldnt be an option.

  • freelancepimp .

    I've pointed out some slippery slopes and am not really a fan of a woman just plopping out her boob and feeding without a cover, but I never in a million years would have guessed it would have led to people defacating in public. Seriously they should be ashamed even mentioning the two in the same sentencne.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    say THIS!
    they need to keep him in the house or literally dog walk him when he wants to go out in public....

  • Karen Brady

    You said it, I was just too lazy to type it but before you even came on here I was like.. the day someone shats in my yard will probably be the last time they SHAT!!! LOL. Cuz my boot in that azz is gonna plug you up real good .. LMAO.. I can't with this damn stupid post girl.

  • Karen Brady

    Adult diaper and a trash bag around his middle for reinforcement. Remember when Martin had that damn trash bag around his skinny azz when Gina's father surprised them? Something like that.

  • TheOwley

    Notice how the family does not have FAR to show the individual doing his sh*t in public while the pooper's rep thinks he has the right to poop anywhere. If it is a disability, wear diapers, or better yet, carry doggy poop collection bags. I do when I walk my dog and his poop never touches the ground. I think these stories can't get any worse, then bang, comes another one.

  • Ni Ni

    ??? Girl you about to send me to join Fred & Elizabeth???

  • Karen Brady

    LOL.. don't go boo!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    don't go to the gate Sis.
    (send her back Pete... yall not ready)
    LOL!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!
  • Karen Brady

    * Crying*!!!!!!!

  • freelancepimp .

    Sound like he had problems before the surgery. We keep warning people about these trannies but they won't listen.

  • Coy little wink

    Why isn't Depends offering its products....

    Why doesn't this fool get a treadmill and stay in the house if a diaper won't suffice?

  • Karen Brady

    You said that right.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!
  • Karen Brady

    Gotchu :-)

  • brownisback

    I LOVE YO GUTS!!!! LOL

  • PLEASEDontTellMe

    i know right!!! Disgusting!! Stop jogging outside bitch!! WTF! i would have scooped it up on a shovel and jogged with her to her crib and left it on her door!! That's disgusting!!!

  • brownisback

    LOL I meant to tell you I LOVE YO GUTS!

  • Malcom Flex

    white people problems

  • https://twitter.com/Chicagowise Chicagowise

    There's a spot along Chicago's lakefront, where homosexuals engage in orgies, in plan view of the public. They're lucky all that freak did was defecate on their lawn.

  • Ni Ni

    Lol

  • Desiree Edwards

    maybe he-she should jog at the gym where's there's a bathroom close by--problem solved!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    'cause then he can't be 'seen' ....some of this sh#t is for attention (no pun)

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!
  • 4RGSpot

    Buy a butt plug. I hear that people use those who pratice rear end se x. Not trying to be funny or rude but ?ing on people's yards is rude, disrespectful, nasty and unsanitary.

    It's not their fault your surgery went wrong and they don't deserve your stinking? in their yard.

  • freelancepimp .

    This is clearly someone who went from a child to an adult with their parents just letting them do whatever they wanted, never correcting them, and making excuses every time.

  • starbright9449

    Lmaoooooooo

  • Karen Brady

    LOL.. don't even want to know where one would go to puchase one. But good idea!

  • Karen Brady

    I laughed too.

  • Karen Brady

    WHAATTTTTTTTTTT?!! Do they draw a big crowd? I'd probably stop and take a look if I were passing by.

  • starbright9449

    I laughed so hard I cried.

  • JV

    "... but added that the jogger couldn’t help himself because he can’t control his bowels after undergoing a sex change operation."

    TREAD. MILL. Problem solved.

  • Harley

    What a disgusting mentally ill MAN!!!! Get a treadmill, invest in diapers, just go away ... nasty arse white folks

  • TheWildChild

    This entire story, all involved parties of phuckery, is about as strange as these Ads.... https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/03f317ef06b5ae9ac5031d95f20168ec1454b579fc4279bd13ee0aa889699434.png

  • JV

    LOL you almost beat me to it!

  • TheWildChild

    She' sounds ???

  • starbright9449

    LOL

  • JV

    Like if you know that's an issue, at least bring a doggie bag ??

  • 4RGSpot

    That too. SMH at the nerve people have.

  • Harley

    haha

  • Ms.Vanilla

    NEW POST*

  • https://twitter.com/Chicagowise Chicagowise

    Most people keep walking. If you call the police, the cops disperse the crowd and as soon the police leave, they go back to doing what they were doing. I'm thinking about buying a hidden camera with a night lens and recording their activities. It's been years since I have been in that area, but I'm sure nothing has changed.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    that mess is click bait... those photos don't even relate to the 'celeb' photos they're using, smh

  • https://vidozz.com/cyq ? King Kari ?????????

    I hope he cleans it up. We clean up after our dog poos in someone's yard...

  • Coy little wink

    Exactly....brain injury my azz

  • SolEK Ennis-Klyczek

    If I was trans, I'd be like: Ummm...if that's a side effect of the operation, I'll just gone and keep what God gave me.

  • Judi Lauren

    Sounds like loose booty to me.... ever since that operation he can't keep anything out of there... those muscles collapsed... lol

  • JV

    OT: The IRS, who for months now has been reticent about providing information, are cooperating with the Mueller investigation. Looks like they're giving up info on Manafort and Flynn. Wonder what changed their minds? This investigation has taken forever, understandably, but this has been so deliciously juicy.

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/26/politics/special-counsel-irs-russia-probe-information-sharing/index.html

  • Blak

    And people are fighting to normalise this mental illness and have tax payers pay for it??

  • Shani

    They watch Bob's Burgers..#madpooper

  • MsPam

    These trans think they can get away with anything. Can’t control your bowels put a Depend on or stay your behind at home.

  • Guest©

    Seems a trans person can say and do anything then an excuse will follow along with sympathy. Be very careful if you ever encounter one because their word is gold.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    wise counsel

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    LMAO!!!!

  • Disqus_year4016

    If he was a black straight man, he would be put under the jail.

  • KA

    Wait...so is the brain injury a result of the sex reassignment surgery? And if not, what does one have to do with the other? And if she can’t control her bowels, an adult diaper is more sanitary...

  • bella28498 .

    if figures.....tranny

  • Disqus_year4016

    I wanna go.

  • Disqus_year4016

    They give fags a pass.

  • https://twitter.com/Chicagowise Chicagowise

    To watch or participate?

  • xenaD

    Is tranny supposed to be an offensive word? I heard people complaining about Cardi B using it! I was like wtf is wrong with.... smh

  • 2telldatruth

    I doubt very seriously if SRA surgery is the reason he/she can't control their bowels. I am willing to bet it's the same reason anyone who has anal sex on a regular basis can't control theirs.

  • EMILY POST

    Wow it's crazy that passed the mental evaluation...
    It's a lot of industries that need some evaluation the menta health industry... is one.

  • ?Patty Kakes?

    This is so absurd and bizarre till I'm speechless

  • ?Patty Kakes?

    I was wondering the same thing

  • klwbaby

    That jogger would have a legit brain injury if he continued to use my lawn as a bathroom, courtesy of a shovel hitting him.

  • che’lint

    Ew does this person wipe afterward? Or will this person just keep on running with mud butt. Good Grief

  • NeverSurprised

    Each time I think I can't be more revolted by these laboratory-created freaks, they do one more thing to push the bar of incredulity. What kind of a creature would defecate in public in FRONT OF A CHILD? Answer: One who lacks any semblance of humanity.

  • PlayerP

    "...made a “bad move” by releasing..."
    The jokes write themselves.
    Not buying the brain injury...she knows EXACTLY what she's doing. I don't believe public defecating is legal in any of the America's, much less the US. Get on with that shit...literally!

  • Mrs. ??????????
  • bella28498 .

    what are u talking about???? They are called trannies, dgaf if its offensive or not.

  • xenaD

    U don’t understand the question? Ok so. Never mind. Bye

  • JanusMaximus

    He probably really did get a "traumatic brain injury" during sexual reassignment surgery; men think with their peckers, remember?

  • JanusMaximus

    He probably really did get a "traumatic brain injury" during sexual reassignment surgery; men think with their peckers, remember?

  • http://suzar.com/BOTW/BOTW-ch1d-pages7-8.html Staci Elle

    I justness knew this was a man. I hate that the media gives women "credit" for the crimes of these mtt's.

  • hottlanta

    White people always get a break. If they murder someone they are bipolar of they are poor. if they are rich it is called affluenza. Now if a trans poop on your yard it is the same as breastfeeding and trauma from sex change operations. What excuse can black people use to get out of a crime. When we got to court we gotta say "Your honor what happened was".

  • Numba Pulla

    Random: why do pinks like to wear flip flops and shorts in the rain?

  • Numba Pulla

    A paintball gun perhaps.

  • Numba Pulla

    Bwhahahahaaaaa. Im outta here! ??

  • Disqus_year4016

    To watch to see if it's true.

  • Nonya Bizness

    Yes they wipe and I believe they leave it there afterward. I read it carries a paper towel in it's short's pocket for it's daily droppings.Miss me w the TBI, but still carrying something to wipe your nasty a $$.

  • Nonya Bizness

    He doesn't."Budde assumed the woman would be “mortified,” clean up the poop and not run in the Colorado Springs neighborhood again.

    But that would have been too easy.

    The family kept finding the runner’s poop, Budde said, and the dirty paper napkins she leaves behind. The apparently remorseless runner has pooped on the sidewalk in front of the Budde family’s home at least once a week for the past seven weeks, according to Budde."

  • Nonya Bizness

    Do you still have to have the evaluation and live as the opposite gender for a year if you go to Thailand or somewhere to have the surgery? There were videos on YT of someone that had it done in Thailand, said it was botched, and was always tugging on it, yanking on it, all kinds of stuff. Was living in a camper in the woods like a hermit. That person couldn't have passed the mental exam either,imo. I truly wonder if that is still a requirement. I know they say it is, but I'm not believing it.

  • Kim’s Original Face

    So the jogger is just going to the bathroom and not wiping...pulling their pants back up....nasty self

  • BeUtFullSoul

    Mr. ?? , take YOUR ??? to YOUR yard! SIR.

  • Liah

    Thank You!

  • Quitedeliteful

    This dude is bat-shyt crazy! I think he enjoys defecating in public. It's probably a fetish for him...

  • JamaicanIntheSouth

    Suffering from traumatic looose booooty lol

  • Blackmensandals

    i think Sandra wishes she had a penis with her flat silver dollar nipple boobs. she really has an issue with the transformers.

  • Guess Who

    GROSS

  • ?Royalty?

    If he can't control his bowels then why doesn't he bring his own p00p bags with him when he goes out? Or better yet, why doesn't he just slap on a diaper?
    I hope they catch this lunatic and throw him in the deepest darkest cell they can find.

  • Pnthr

    The brain injury definitely occured BEFORE the surgery.

  • SexyScorpio

    This world has gone to shit LITERALLY!! ?

  • Dowoop

    I was just about to say, your genitals are not in your head. Just because some people think with their genitals does not make it in their head.

  • Dowoop

    Loose booty pbly nothing to do with the surgery and more like too many big things in and out of there.

  • Dowoop

    So he done lost his got dang mind when they removed his pecker then.

  • Ariel

    Get a butt plug, Boo-Boo Bandit!

  • http://bettybooplover.tumblr.com/ Berry Melon

    Jogging is the worst thing to do, it'll most likely help you poop. Charmin will do anything for publicity. Quite frankly their toilet paper sucks butt.

  • Disqus_year4016

    To watch to see if it's true.

  • https://twitter.com/Chicagowise Chicagowise

    I haven't been there in years. The alderman who runs the neighborhood where this takes place, is gay. So, I'm sure the queens are still carrying on.