Tiffany Haddish Mary J Blige

Actress Tiffany Haddish, pictured left, failed badly at matchmaking when she tried to set Mary J Blige up with her own bodyguard.

The hapless comedienne tried to set Mary up with the R&B singer’s security guard at DJ Khaled‘s recent birthday bash. It was only her second time meeting Mary.

via WENN.com — Tiffany had previously hit it off with Mary during a gathering at her Girls Trip co-star Queen Latifah’s house last year, and she made a beeline for the “No More Drama” hitmaker when their paths crossed again at Khaled’s belated birthday event, suggesting they work the room together to find new love interests.

“(I told her), ‘You single, I’m single, all these men at this party, we could pick anything we want, right?’,” Tiffany said on Good Morning America. “She was like, ‘I don’t see why not!’.”

However, her first attempt at scoring a date for Mary didn’t go too well: “I was like, ‘Ooh, look at him right there,'” she continued. “I introduced myself to him, gave him a little curtsy, I was like, ‘You fine, you beefy…’ and I said, ‘Mary! Ain’t he fine, ain’t he beefy?’ and she was like, ‘Girl, that’s my security!’ I looked at her and was like, ‘Well, what days do he have off?'”



  • RaginB

    ? she a mess

  • A D N

    And the problem is…lol. Oh, that’s right…sexual harassment…Mary’s right…hands off.

  • Nanny

    I love this chick

  • xenaD

    Lol… cute lil story. She likes telling little stories I see. I like her she’s type funny. I get her humor sometimes

  • Keisha Hannah

    Slow news day i see.

  • http://bettybooplover.tumblr.com/ Berry Melon

    I remember when I first saw MJB in the late 90s. Someone I knew idolized her and had posters of her everywhere on his walls. I didn’t even know who she was at the time. I often mistook her for another singer… Some people love MJB some people hate her. It’s like give or take. I could have sworn she was married. I just looked and apparently in 2016 she got a divorce. Who’d have guessed?

  • Darkandlovely617?

    Hello there,

    Who did you mistake her for ??

  • Coy little wink

    Did she get the digits ?

  • Duhjaaango

    I guess he wasn’t allowed to say what his days off were.

  • http://bettybooplover.tumblr.com/ Berry Melon

    I can’t remember but I think I used to think she was Whitney Houston. But I could be wrong. Now this goes back to the late 90s so it’s a little blurry. But I think I thought she was Houston. Because MJB was a rapper and singer. That or Chaka Khan. Although I’m pretty sure it was someone more hip. All I remember was my mother used to say; “That’s not the same person…”
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2GBPS4Cous

  • You Could Never

    I love both of them.

  • Rayne

    TIffany is sooo crazy lmao

  • hottlanta

    OMG. Thank you. I love it legends together.

  • KcoolMuziq

    I just saw Mary J again(third time) last Saturday at a SAG Screening for her new Oscar buzz role in “MudBound”. My question was even picked to ask. Her bodyguard(the one Tiffany is referring to) was guarding her like she was the president of the United States. He wouldn’t let ANYONE near her.

    Mary is HILARIOUS,down to earth, with no filter in person. Also she was dressed to kill! Everyone gasp when she walked in. The girl can dress and that BODY! I can honestly say I’m a fan of hers now.

  • justlooking

    Funny

  • JRock

    Both of these women look like transgenders. Please stop with all the plastic surgery. It catches up with you and you see the results above.

  • cherrypie

    Obviously a slow news day

  • Desiree Edwards

    I thought Mary was dating the guy who played EazY E??

  • WutizaGRANNY!

    Funny…

  • ShelbyMoore

    I may be in this minority here, but I just don’t get the Haddish Hype. She’s just Kevin Hart funny to me….which means, not fully at all.

  • Noirluv45

    I’m watching my DVR of Tiffany on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. She’s a mess! I fell in love with Tiffany when I first saw her on Who’s Got Jokes years ago. She was hilarious!

  • C Mack

    She’s way funnier than Kevin Hart could ever be!

  • Soda

    I can’t turn the station fast enough when they play Mary’s song Set Me Free. It sounds like she was handed a mic and told to sing whatever she was holding inside. When she ran out of words, she just repeated, “Gotta tell you” over and over.?

  • hottlanta

    Lil Hot said MudBound is good. You are right MJ can dress her azz off. She has her own style.

  • MsPam

    She’s annoying like Leslie Jones! Loud and not funny!

  • Coy little wink

    I don’t think they are allowed to socialize on the job

  • YouWontSayItButIWill

    More like Wanda on v 103. Just loud for no reason.

  • MsPam

    Hey Hollywood, I saw MudBound but Oscar worthy?! I don’t know, her character reminded me of Celie. But it was very good!

  • Keepin’IT100

    She is so embarrassing. Hollywood loves to put ignorant niggas desperate for fame on pedestals

  • Rachel

    She can’t be real fan of MJB IF she tried to hook Mary up with her bodyguard. Kantdo was enough. Mary should have cursed her ghetto a$$ out. Mary done had one bum why you trying to hook her up with another man beneath her ????????

  • KcoolMuziq

    Whoopi was nominated for Celie. It’s not really what she said. Mary captured the emotions of the character. Viola Davis only said a few words in Doubt and was nominated.

  • mona q

    It’s as if Sandra picked the most unattractive photo she could find of Mary J. for this story…Come on now…disrespectful.

  • LaffinatYOU

    Good lawd tiffany’s foundation looks a mess and so does MJB’s weave. SMFH AND MY PUCCI.

  • GuestSTAR

    Lol

  • Tiffany is not funny!

    Tiffany is good in the show Carmichael, but as a comedian she is not funny and use too much foul language. She acts hoodratish and MJB looks OLD!

  • 1BlueStar

    Am I the only one that cringes when she starts to talk?? I BRIEFLY saw her on GMA the other day..I turned it as soon as she started to “turn up”.

  • Applebootay

    I think the point was she didn’t know it was her bodyguard at first then turned it into a funny moment…

  • nyla00

    ?lol I be trying to rewrite the lyrics. It’s pretty bad.

  • Applebootay

    I see Sandra Rose at it again

  • BeUtFullSoul

    I love TIFF, lol.

  • KarmaBackAround

    Lol she is funny..she has no chill

  • Keisha Hannah

    Agreed. I thought i was the only one who thought this. She is not funny to me.

  • IAmLegend

    I love her. She is unapologetically herself and that is why her personality shines. She’s hilarious!

  • Trace da Ace

    she is too funny!!

  • Vonn

    Yes. Hollywood has to keep the stereotypes alive.

  • Louisville Is4TheBirds

    Clickbait AF

  • teather

    LOL

  • TMW

    Nope. She was really cringeworthy on the Def Comedy Jam 25th anniversary…and not funny to me at all.

  • 19awesomegrl97

    lmbo

  • Guess Who

    Da fuk?

    Sandra….you “MTO’ing” right now?

  • Marlika

    Tiffany is Annoying as Phuck and She’s not remotely funny what so ever!!

  • Marlika

    Her, Kevin and Will Farrow!! Mofos are not funny but for some reason they have followers.??

  • MsPam

    I saw her on Ellen acting extra, as my Big Mama would say “showing out”!

  • COMEDIAN………..NOT?!!

    Tiffany needs to find something else to do, because trying to be
    a foul mouth comedian is not it!

  • 100% correct!

    EXACTLY!!

  • SHE IS NOT FUNNY!!

    YES!!!

  • http://ebonynsweet.com Ebony N’ Sweet

    He can protect the Pu$$y and make that a$$ clap.. that’s a win win.

  • ?Patty Kakes?

    Pahahahahaaaa ? that gurl is hilarious

  • LOVE ALWAYS

    She was too over the top in “Girl’s Trip” for me. I almost stopped watching it.

  • SemajBeyPhilly

    ?I love this!

  • HTOWNPuffPuffBlockGameStrong

    Yessss… she really was, you could see some of the audience wasn’t feeling her.
    She may be a nice person overall, but I don’t think she’s funny neither.

  • EMILY POST

    I find her more annoying than funny..

  • GloGlo

    You must just ‘dabble’ in R&B if you mistakened MJB for Whitney. lol..and Chaka? lol…

  • Malcom Flex

    Miss Mary’s Miss Anne hair, come on ma it’s tired. Tiffany is everything but a mammy she’s lacking obesity for that.

  • Dowoop

    TMZ pbly has nothing she wanted to post.

  • Yetunde

    I didn’t find that movie funny in the slightest. It was a bit too crass for my liking, I found the jokes a bit immature.

  • Youngblood

    LOL

  • MRiGOThim

    “what days does he have off” :P

  • Li

    I saw that segment and Tiff was telling a joke. the Bodyguard was Mary’s bodyguard that Tiff was hitting on; not the other way around. Get it right.

  • Li

    Yep :) the headline is misleading.

  • Chuck

    Tiffany Haddish is so freaking annoying; she reminds me of the little guy, Kevin Hart. She should be on some grown lady ‘ish and leave all of that hood ‘ish at home when going on these talk shows. I change the channel when I see her on.

  • Chuck

    I agree with you! She reminds me of ignorant, annoying, not funny ass Kevin Hart.

  • Chuck

    She needs to leave that ghetto, hood shit at home when speaking on national TV. She was on Ellen’s show the other day and I could barely watch her ignorant ass. Ellen was looking at her like, “WTF has just happened?!?!”