Safaree Samuels

Here's the post you've all been thirsting for. Black Twitter went bananas after washed up rapper-turned-reality TV star Safaree Samuels leaked his p0rn video online over the weekend.

The 36-year-old, who is Nicki Minaj's ex-boyfriend, claimed his phone was hacked and his nudes were leaked illegally.

According to Hollywoodlife.com, the public's response to his nudes also included offers to make x-rated movies and marriage proposals.

Safaree, who is not known for anything resembling actual talent, is obviously enjoying the attention. He is reportedly considering the offers to make p0rn films to pay his bills (he's not getting any younger).

"He thinks everyone will forget about the pics soon,” a source tells HollywoodLife.com, "but if they open a few doors for him, then he is cool with that too. He has never considered doing porn until now. While his heart is in hip-hop, Safaree considers himself a businessman first and if the money is right, he is open to any opportunities that come his way."

Because Sandrarose.com is a family-oriented blog, I can not post the video. But it isn't hard to find if you know where to look.

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  • Tisa Roberts

    Yes, the man is truly blessed!!

  • xenaD

    LoL... why we gotta be thirsty?!
    Sandra sit on a big d every now and then. It’s good for the soul
    Na but Sbz package is purdee perfection lol
    Forgive me for I have sinned

  • ShadesofEMPRESS

    Safaree is good looking.

  • Noirluv45

    "“He thinks everyone will forget about the pics soon,” a source tells HollywoodLife.com." No ?? they ?? won't!

  • Noirluv45

    Women, and I'm sure some men, lost their minds at the sight of that elephant trunk.

  • Alicia.Ashe

    What a down fall from trying to do music to trying to do porn. He don’t know how to use it, so I’ll stick to music if I was him.

  • Noirluv45

    You know what? I thought about that. I don't care how big a man's penis is, if he can't use it (and I don't know if he can/can't) then it's useless.

  • Phillybruh

    I mean I'm certain his cut for Nicki's best work which is the years he was writing for her, are nice. He don't look hungry.

  • Alicia.Ashe

    If he did we would’ve been heard by
    now from some ratchet on baller alert or something. Nikki don’t count because she left him for slow azz meek mill.

  • JRock

    And we wonder why the world is going to hell in a fed ex truck. Where have morals gone? Damn. I get so sick and tired of men whores, women whores, shootings, stupid people who use drugs, an orange person that really needs to be in a mental hospital but is allowed to run loose. I'm venting. Just so tired.

  • SumthinSweeter

    he got's LOTZ of talent in the beef department and he definitely has all the right credentials for a porn flick.

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    xenaD: Sandra sit on a big d every now and then. It's good for the soul.
    You're going to burn in the same part of hell as Trump.

  • Noirluv45

    LOL!

  • Coy little wink

    ? oh my lawwd!

  • iWasteTime

    lolol!
    Sandra!

  • Enoughsaid2020

    Why not? Kim K did, and she is a millionaire.

  • xenaD

    Lol... I’m just saying cootchie bumping gotta get tied after a while..
    Don’t get me in trouble, Sandra likes to cut people off ??

  • disqus_DxKO3ThTGI

    Safari got the kind od dick you gots to ride sideways........Don't ask me how I know........lmmfao.......

  • Ni Ni

    Ooh, I used to love those find the peen links...just like an easter egg hunt. But, i done been delivered from the peen ??... at least i think i have. #gettheebehindmedevil?

  • Noirluv45

    I'm sorry, but this tickled me. ?

  • Bonsai

    lol...

  • Nikkiknows

    Hey Sandra - Usher is selling his mansion in LA, just saw something on NY Post...

  • ?Sugar&Spice?

    So it wasn't all that long but it was a nice size. What was most impressive and attractive about it was the curve...which we know is a medical condition, but it's so cute, who'd wanna straighten it? LOL Also, it was so dark and shiny. It glistened. Must be that coconut oil he sells.

    A+

  • ZRoJoTheLezBeyond

    Is the pic up top altered? He looks like he has a balloon head. And I'm talking about the head on his shoulders ladies.. I haven't seen his peen pic and am not trying to see it either.

  • Blak

    Yuck. It just seems like sucking dick and showing dick is all you need to do to achieve fame and wealth in this country

  • ZRoJoTheLezBeyond

    That's what it seems to have came down to, smh.

  • Ni Ni

    lol

  • ?Sugar&Spice?

    Waaait...he's 36!??! He'd better lock down a real career soon. Go for the porn, Saf.

  • hottlanta

    Would I need to call Rite Aid and have a wheelchair on standby when I am done like Terry Crews in the movie White Chicks.

  • datjerk

    ??????

  • rory
  • hottlanta

    Love it when a woman is observant and take Comey dyck notes like myself. We know where the word dycktation comes from.

  • Quitedeliteful

    Maybe Sandy-Mae will give us a Medical Minute on his 'curve'... LOLLOLLOL!!!!!

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!! No harm in taking a sneak peak...

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!

  • No Love Lost
  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    Now,now.
    Although Auntie admits to having fleshly lust for other women she claims to be a 'non-practicing' lesbian.

  • RespectSelf

    well nicki stayed with him for a while lol

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    ??? no thanks ... ?

  • Yoni7

    I call curved d!cks, KICKSTAND d!cks. I'm not a fan of'em. They do a number on an otherwise healthy ovary.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    my thoughts exactly

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!

  • hottlanta

    Is that green face sour from the looks of it or sour from the taste of it. Inquiring minds wanna know.

  • Tequila Mockingbird

    Women are just as thirsty as men who chase whores disgusting...

  • sunni_daze

    Ding-a-ling swing

  • Quitedeliteful

    Sandra sit on a big d every now and then. It’s good for the soul
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    LOLLOLLOL!!!!! And then maybe she can do a Medical Minute on the results.... LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!

  • Yoni7

    Throughout all of THIS hype, I have NOT taken the liberty to see it. I've had....oops I mean SEEN a couple of curved poles in my day. As nice as they may look to the eye, they will damage an ovary in seconds.

  • Ni Ni

    Ain't gonna do it QD. I just hope i don't accidentally see it on my timeline?.

  • justlooking
  • No Love Lost

    It was huge! Anaconda huge at that. I would have to get prepared to go with a man that size https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/844a7fe5399cfcef6b3a2d5c181469fc556ba51391bf27268884cae6c40fc0dc.gif

  • Mr.LeBrickJames

    True. Some of these posts I've seen the past couple of days have been pretty revealing.
    Sometimes I forget how much thirst there is out there.

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!! Oh I betcha it shows up on your timeline somewhere. He about the break the innanet with that thang!!!

  • Vonn

    I don't care who leaked it. I'm just enjoying it. ???

  • ?Sugar&Spice?

    lol it made me smile. i'm fuckin happy.

    hercules hercules!

  • CaramelDrop

    Whoa Nelly! I wasn’t ready at all?

  • Quitedeliteful

    LMBAOFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!

  • justlooking
  • justlooking

    that's probably what chic's be saying.....

  • PlayerP

    I still haven't witnessed but somebody on another site called it Jumanji meat....ihollared way to hard.

  • Vonn

    That thing looks like it lifts weights & has it's own room in the house...I know it pays bills, I know this.

  • justlooking

    Two damaging ovaries comments. You ARE ON a role.

    I can't...LOL LOL LOL LOL

  • ZRoJoTheLezBeyond

    As far as sexual preference goes, this is where Auntie Rose and I are in the same boat...Hence my name on here.

  • CrunchyBlack1

    just proves that women love aint shits only for sex. Will go through the mud with an aint shit, if she knows at some point during the day she'll be rewarded with good sex.

  • justlooking

    I spit out good food laughing at this font and gif

  • Fated4greatness

    I never paid any attention until I saw his p**n picture, yesterday. That man is blessed!!

  • Quitedeliteful

    Safaree's pic sho' is purdy but I don't want to see him doing porn... That seems kind of bottom of the barrel -- I know that lots of folks will say that showing your kibbles and bits is bottom of the barrel also but to me, him in a porn movie would be rock bottom...

  • xenaD

    They look nice to the eye and feel even better [inside]! It’s a great experience Mix a curve with a Jamaican background... sweet baby jeezus lol

  • Vonn

    It's gone jump out from the timeline & getcha!! 3D style, without the glasses.

  • KcoolMuziq

    Safaree(whom I spotted at my church once a few months ago) has a very charismatic personality. I tried to order his coconut oil! But found out I'm allergic to it.

  • ?Sugar&Spice?

    You're right. He's a very sweet guy and hopefully, he'll thrive at the music thing or land something even more lucrative and respectable. :)

  • justlooking

    Yeah, you been on the blog for years. You know I love to joke around with gifs.

    LOL

  • justlooking

    That he does. I'm not a fan of the Hip Hop franchise anymore, but the few time I'm seen him, he cracks me UP.

  • Y’all Jealous Cuz I’m Prudy

    Chile my ex has one of those. Smh. Trying to sit down on it, can be life changing, so yes, sideways is the way to go...?

  • xenaD

    Agree... no porn! That’s an Instant trash box move. Get money honestly and just let us enjoy the “leak” for wat it is

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!

  • bemetoo

    dack so big till its swole nuts so big it taste like mangos

  • MissHarlem

    I love when men get objectified ? idgaf how I'm viewed either. He had that wakanda dck. Enjoy ?

  • ZRoJoTheLezBeyond
  • Vonn

    It has a deeeep voice too!! AYE GIRL, IS MY DINNER READY??

  • JRock

    Open post. "Some of the students at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High are planning on using their newfound star power to get their gun control message out". They are meeting with publishers about writing a book. Umm, so the survivors are going to use the most heinous act of violence to try to cash in and make some money. Write a book my ass. Writing a book is not the way to get the attention of lawmakers who will not read your book in the first place. They have to start a serious grassroots campaign on the ground and stomp the offices on Capital Hill until you can't stomp anymore. Unfortunately, it will all be for naught because congress and the senate said "do we look like boo boo the fool? We are not about to give up our NRA paychecks. So yea, your congress and senate said: gun control? WTF. Get rid of AR-15s? GTFOH.

  • tintin

    Safaree, who is not known for anything resembling actual talent.

    YOU ARE VERY FUNNY MS ROSE
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0fc467296afcf4764cf343dcef0392d5ed157691fec78ea0f21018290def8263.jpg

  • I want to be free

    Is she twerking in front of a pic of Wiz???? lmao

  • Quitedeliteful

    that wakanda dck
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!

  • bashi

    Sandra you are SOOOO clever with that “ if you look the red o as the link to Safaree package lol ?.

  • bashi

    He would be the male version of Kim K

  • Quitedeliteful

    And you know the answer is gonna be, 'yes daddy'... LOLLOLLOL!!!!

  • Rayne

    I saw it and I stood up and sang a hymn ? baby I’m yours ?

  • Vonn

    ? me too.

  • MissHarlem

    Ijs no need to get deep about a dck pic. Either enjoy and smile like I did or don't click and scroll.

  • Quitedeliteful

    Oh come on... It's all in good fun...

  • Quitedeliteful

    LMBAOFFFFF!!!!!!

  • Karen Brady

    THIS!!!~ Me too... the montage of him they showed at the last reunion.. when he was at the picnic table eating the fried chicken while folks were throwing down all around him. I was *CRINE*!!!!!!!!!!

  • Rayne

    Curved to the right and everything lol

  • 1BlueStar

    I saw the pic, and things seemed a little.....disproportionate to me. I'on know but I won't be surprised if some allegation of photoshop, or something comes out next.

  • Yardgirl

    DWL!!!!! This is everything!!

  • NeverSurprised

    Only without a relative smart enough to show him how to turn his lack of talent into millions and millions of dollars.

  • CaramelDrop

    ??

  • Yardgirl

    **cackles***

  • Tequila Mockingbird

    It's disgusting and desperation at its finest ?

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    Hes Jamaican!! ALL Jamaican men have big dacks!! Oh girl from Love and Hip Hop said it was the angle that made it look bigger but ion know. When i first saw the video I started playing patty cake with my phone until I realized I'm a grown arse woman. He's cute but still a cornball to me.

  • MsPam

    This dude is so lame no wonder Nicki dumped him!

  • Vonn

    His testicles are huge, but that thang swinging in the video...

  • 5000BlinK

    That aint no BLESSING...not for our Women parts in the long run!!! I bet Nicki aint got nooooooo wallls and Cervix probably in her damn ribs.... Nooooooo mam... I like to keep my tight. Its would be cool for a night or two but 10 years or more... Negro NO!! I need my BOX

  • hottlanta

    Don't you have Bible study Wednesday night.

  • Mama Dee’s Wig Maker

    Do I want to see Safaree in a flick...nah, but the panis was nice

  • justlooking
  • T3

    Deaaaad ???

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    Yes its thirsty but sometimes its good to see men objectified instead of women. But what it also shows is that men and women are one in the same. Thirst is everywhere.

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    Get it bish!!!

  • disqus_DxKO3ThTGI

    lmmfao......Tbt, I wouldn't have it any other way........lmao

  • davine puddin

    I aint getting no vag rejuvenation naw bro im good

  • Holler If Ya Hear Me

    I LOL’d when one married woman commented “I’m married but it ain’t that serious” ???

  • Vonn

    It's been cancelled due to dangerous traveling conditions. Safaree's peen has cast the darkest shadow over my city, It's not safe out there.

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    Dont do it boo cuz your revert right back!!!

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    Right like nicca lay me on my side. Chit!!!

  • Dowoop

    Good thing its still Tuesday, there is time to repent...lol

  • Coy little wink

    It ain't safe it ain't safe it ain't safe

    IT AINT SAFE

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    Let me escort you to the nearest exit. Xenaaaaaa LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • hottlanta

    Chile you know black people saying thank God .They thought they forget to pay their light bill. They flicking the switch and everything.

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    Bye Rayne LOLOLOLOLOL

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    LOLOLOLOLOL!!! Dont GOOOO BAHAHAHAHA

  • Cannelle

    Well one thing we can be happy about is that the world chose FedEx to be shipped to hell, because if it had chosen DHL, we'd be there by now :)

  • hottlanta

    Don't wanna stand up and your ovaries hit the floor and everything shaking like a raggedy car. Gotta put Epsom salt in the bathtub and the water goes "sssssssssss" when you finally get in. Nope I don't know nothing about the big dyck life

  • Vonn

    All the peen peepers knew what it was though. ???

  • Coy little wink

    I'm willing to bet he don't know how to use it....

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    Nope have that nicca lay you down on your side hell! Then after hes done fuggin you, you gotta lay in that same position for 1-3 hours and then get up slowly. Bish dont you hop right up.

  • Applebootay

    First off, ignore this comment if you were being sarcastic, if you were not playing, then there is something wrong with you. #saidascorpio BTW, our vaginal walls are very flexible and there are PLENTY of ways to keep the vaginal walls tighten. Trust. Vaginal walls don't become "lose" or bigger because your guy has a big sized peen, it actually does the opposite....its F#cking those smaller peens that will cause your vag to lose its muscles.....I think I need to do a class.....yall either young and don't know no better or never had a Big peen...Either way, i feel so sorry for you...LOL

  • Browneyes

    I missed it

  • You Could Never

    who is not known for anything resembling actual talent

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Last time I checked ghostwriting is a huge talent and pays pretty well if you actually charge folks for your services.

  • Dowoop

    I dont know why i was so amused by this.

  • Applebootay

    I do and it looks like I need to teach a class...you ain't lived or should I say you aint really been F#@ked good until you had a big one...will someone please send me the video and let me post this in my Scorpios only blog and get back to you...LOLOLOLO

  • You Could Never

    Fukk a baby arm. He has the arm of a preschooler.

  • Kayke

    I'm with you.... Pucci gonna need reconstructive surgery. Labia looking like bat wings, can't conceive a damn thing cause you got PID. That's "one night stand dhick" or "adventurous dhick" not relationship dhick.... At least not for my petite self.

  • Applebootay

    I had me a jamaican and it wasn't necessarily big, but he had me 48 different ways. in one night.........LOL

  • Applebootay

    HOLLERING!!

  • Yoni7

    I've always said those skinny mofo's with the tiny ankles be the ones packin'.

  • Applebootay

    WHERE IS THE VIDEO...nevermind...I'll go do some research, my jobs...firewall will prolly block it tho..

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    False boo! I fugged little, medium. large and honestly if you stretch and do your kegel exercises your walls will stay tight. You have to exercise all muscles. Size doesn't really matter as far as tightness goes. But what I will say is that fuggin a large dack especially on a regular basis WILL expand your walls quite drastically.

  • Yoni7

    I've had a curve for YEARS! Not only was it curved, it had GIRTH. I don't know how I lasted.

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    Touching every single wall I know that's right. A Jamaican a fugg you so good your wake up with your hair braided.

  • Kayke

    Not all puccis are the same, professor. Depending on how your cervix tilts, you can do so much damage to yourself and bladder with a big peen....yes there are exercises you can do to "tighten" your pelvic floor but you do in deed widen with constant large peens. Soon enough only large peen is what you can feel, if that's always what you put up there.

  • Yoni7

    Lissen! When your dr. can see the damage DAYS LATER during an examination???? Bay-bee!

  • Applebootay

    False...I was married to a Mandingo for 11 years....it will eventually expand to fit the one you're with, Yes, a few nights off, it tightens back....divorce and celibacy for a few months and you're like a teen again.....

  • justlooking

    Yeah, tell me about.

  • Yoni7

    LOL

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    I'm married to one now but not all pussy is the same so hey to each is own.

  • Phillybruh

    I bet he got a hey big head I miss dat texts from Nicki...lol

  • Applebootay

    Thanks for the title Professor...because I deserve it. LOL...in fact...my cervix does tilt....maybe thats why my vag stays tight....however, unless you're a certified OBGYN....it will tightned....now we're NOT talking about porn stars....we're talking about everyday fking people who F on a regular basis....BTW, there are more things than just exercises for the pelvic floor....there are things you can buy for your vag walls.....please...all you have to do is google and buy that shat right off Amazon...the balls are amazing...no exercise needed....puhlease....#classinsession

  • hottlanta

    Women give birth to 14lb babies all the time. They can handle him.

  • Vonn

    Heeeeey Safaree, will ring from the mountain tops everywhere he goes from now on. Followed by this face...??

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    I screamed!!!! LOLOLOLOL

  • Applebootay

    Get you some of those balls...yoni eggs...girll.....don't you know? LOL

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    I wasn't hip. Let me hop on amazon real quick. Thanks boo ;*

  • Kayke

    You can't tightening your walls without tightening your pelvic floor, therefore they are all pelvic floor exercises that also benefit your walls. There are no vagina wall exercises.

  • http://www.pureromance.com LA

    Lol.. "Tiny ankles"

  • Applebootay

    I'm trying to teach these babies in the comments below....like seriously!!! I be feeling sorry for women that ain't had a Safaree size.........shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  • hottlanta

    Thought white vinegar kept it tight. All my mom girlfriends from back in the day had this in their bathrooms.

  • Applebootay

    Please tell these youngins.....

  • Applebootay

    Exactly, thats why I said there are things you can buy, but apparently, no one has ever heard of or used vaginal balls or yoni eggs....SMH

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    That thing is beauty in rare form LOL... Safaree done lowkey messed up my life since that pic dropped smh... I got a "surprise" dack pic from a new boo the night Safaree pic dropped and it aint measure up smh... We talked on the phone Sunday night and he said I seemed distracted...I we aint talk since LOL...

  • Applebootay

    You finna be tight!!!! LOL....

  • Applebootay

    HOLLERING!! He was the first guy I let_______________ to ashamed to say....LOL..he had me seeing stars and shat....

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    Im a be hip in 2 days when my amazon delivery comes. In the meantime im bout to make a quit pit stop to my husbands job and fugg the ish outta him. All this talk got a bish feeling frisky as hail. LOLOL

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    Im not saying Im a hooka but in my hunching career I can only think of three men who done had something like this or bigger...that thing is rare & special....

  • http://www.pureromance.com LA

    Lol

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    If you over the age of 23, you should have already encountered a Sarafee sized penis. I wasn't surprised at the size I was surprised it was Sarafee's.

  • ?Sugar&Spice?

    Girl, you better move to Miami where we have exotic Haitian and other nations dicks. I've seen twice that size and more acute angled curves(hooks). LOL

  • ?Sugar&Spice?

    I just like how healthy and shiny it looks... Ima call it Pantene!

  • Kayke

    I know exactly what your talking about and own a few. I'm just letting you know you can't tightening your walls without tightening your pelvic floor and that is with or without a device. Check out the Sclimax on Amazon....best one yet with tons of perks, like USB charging.

  • hottlanta

    STOPPP!!!!!! Damn shame to compare photos and a new boo at that. Glad to know now than later. Broke his heart over a photo. I thought I was cold.

  • http://ebonynsweet.com Ebony N’ Sweet

    i ain't going to lie, I would buy his porn videos... I'm just nasty, I know.

  • Applebootay

    LOL!!! I'm about to make a booty call myself...I just saw the real pics online...and my boo now is the same size and my husband was bigger....my ex-husband was Ghanaian...dont forget to the white vinegar and some epsom salt baths....if you're really serious get a yoni steam bath....girllllll

  • free

    ok, i thought it was just me.

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    I have encountered three in my life...The last one was this hispanic dude that and "IT" had a turtleneck but was still beautiful...I saw and ran to my car quick as hell. A week later we met up again to go out but I was so scared of "IT" I drank a pint of Henny to rev myself up smh...

  • free

    acute angled curves lololol

  • IamAllnatural

    Jamaican men keep going like the energizer bunny. I think eating goat meat makes them strong & run fast.

  • Applebootay

    I keep some stashed in my bathroom now....epsom salt....I call it my "snap back" package...every lady should have one..

  • HoneyyGoodMoneyy_

    still a cornball.

  • Applebootay
  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    LOLOLOL. Naw I think he was inspired by Safaree to do it cause I didn't ask for it. He had too much baggage anyway. Its a shame cause I could have gotten atleast two more dates outta him...

  • Solstice

    Lmbao!! ? Never experienced Jamaican…thank you for the heads up sis ?

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    You gonna have me walking around my city asking my male friends to lift they pant legs up LOL...

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    YEESSSSS Go head and get you some, chit I'm in route now. See that's why I fugg with Scorpios! My hubby is one! Yall know all the chit! He be hipping me to new shit daily. Im like yess babe tie me up LOLOL My freaky Capricorn natural be down for whatever my babe wants. Dont sleep I got tricks in my bag too tho.

  • Alextra Ballard

    Un Unnnnnn,no ma'am!!!!! To each his own. I ain never ever been fond of a man who's overly endowed. You settin yasef up for a non surgical hysterectomy. Sarfari gon and getjo freak on!

  • hottlanta

    Chile I had one. We had finished knocking boots. He had went downstairs and put ice cubes all over my boy like in the movie with Rosie Perez. I didn't even wake up. When I did felt like I was coming out of a coma. Knocked me the fyck out. He could have stolen everything outta my house..

  • Applebootay

    He was an Jamaican, Marine and a police officer....you know they be having 10 jobs....LOL>.....but when I tell you this nicca was a BEAST!

  • hottlanta

    What part. Do I need to wear shades so it won't look like I am staring.

  • Applebootay

    Go get you one....jamaicansingles.com....start searching everywhere...

  • Solstice

    You ain’t lying!! Chile I felt shame for looking on Sunday ??

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    You crazy LOLOLOLOLOL like let me see what kind of belt you got on.

  • Michelle1953

    I haven't birthed any babies and I want my internal organs to stay right where they are.???

  • Scromes1212

    This is funny lol

  • Applebootay

    You stoopid.....LOL

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    Its that Nyquil Dack....Get's ya evertime smh

  • hottlanta

    Get in that tub you say ump, ump ump. That was some good pork butt

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    I hate you!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • Michelle1953

    You got me rolling! Hunching career? ???

  • Applebootay

    Thank you for referencing Wakanda.....perfect....LOL

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    I know thats right! That Henny brings my superhoe out! Im hoping off tables onto the dack! Shit you better keep that thang up!

  • Solstice

    Praise Him! ?? Repent I have! Just the mere temptation! ??

  • hottlanta

    Translation two more MEALS outta him.

  • Applebootay

    Not unless I'm in it.

  • Solstice

    Lmao ?

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    Exactly LOLOLOL

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    Who you tellin!!! Anytime I know I want the Hoeness to come forth I go right to the liquor store and politely asked for a pint of Henny...I dont need nothin' else to get me amped up...

  • Guest©

    Don't need all that. If i get any tighter l could not be penetrated.

  • Alextra Ballard

    AIn nothing wrong with watching a good porn. Personally I can't watch no more than 20 mins cos them ovaries began to spit eggs.lol

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    Look OK!! You sound just like me. Get you a flask tho girl so you always ready!!

  • Applebootay

    Well sign me up for ovary damage...I aint having no mo damn kids anyway......

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    True Indeed LOLOLOLOL...

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    When you done watching it I need you to send it to my "friends" PO Box for further review!!

  • hottlanta

    Gurl that sleep was soooo deep I thought I slept a whole nother day and I was late for work and it was Sunday evening. I started putting on my work clothes. He said Hot what are you doing. We were rolling.

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    Somebody put Wakanda Forever in his comments smh I was on the floor rolling around like Fido...

  • Applebootay

    What am I thirsty for exactly? I'm thirsty because I enjoyed looking at a big dack? Seriously....

  • Applebootay

    You be hating if......nevermind....

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    That aint thirsty at all! I was referring to all the comments on his page.

  • Applebootay

    ...it was longer than your cervix..and.that's more than enough...LOL...nevermind me, I'm just trolling comments....

  • Rayne

    Lmaoo

  • Diva4lyfe

    I just hollered not the "friends' PO Box lmao

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOL!!!!!

  • Applebootay
  • hottlanta

    I always look at men pants all day looking for dyck prints. Can't stand the one's who wear jogging pants with no draws trying to show off.

  • Applebootay

    That's ok....he really don't need to know much with a peen that size....the right woman will show you....I wouldn't mind being his teacher either...

  • hottlanta

    OMG you are the bomb for this I never knew.

  • Applebootay

    Plus he's jamaican...I'd bet money he knows.exactly what to do......

  • Holler If Ya Hear Me

    ??

  • Yoni7

    HE enters through the vagina, about a heads length/tip in, then he makes a SHARP left (or right depending on the curve he's working with) through the endometrial wall. Then BAM he's putting pressure on the OVARY! *in my GPS voice* Your destination is on the right.
    Thanks for the diagram.......but you doing TOO much, boo.
    DISCLAIMER: THIS BLOG IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY! Sheesh!

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOL!!!!

  • Applebootay

    Yup, my friends call me the "Big Dack Detective" I don't know if its my scorpio nature, 99.987% of the time I can tell if a man has a big dack and it aint by the feet or the hands.....

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOL!!!!!

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    I do be sneaking a peek myself everytime they got on sweats or ball shorts... Almost ran my bike into a tree one time on the trail in Philly cause I was too busy being a creep LOL...

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOL!!!!! OMG!!!! Brotha don't stand a chance, huh? LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!

  • Applebootay

    GURRRLLL! I guess I'm one of them "Old hos" he was referring to, because I knew exactly what he was talmbout!!

  • Quitedeliteful

    Whuuut??? (Goes to see what time the liquor store stays open until...)

  • Coy little wink

    Where his womenz at...you know...the dickmatized ones

  • Applebootay

    I just sent in my booty call text...the first one to reply wins!!!! LOL...Yup, my safaree dack is an Aries...imagine that...just visualize it for a moment.....a Hung Aries and a Scorpio woman...we never hook up unless we're both free the next morning or day...aint no going to work the next morning....why did I just say God let him not be busy? I need to repent.....

  • MJF

    No thanks, I rather keep my tight p*ss in place thank you! To the folk who would like to stretch their walls, you can find them in Safaree's comments. I love us for real smh.

  • Applebootay

    That's not really considered "overly" but carry on...I'm just comment trolling.....LOL

  • Applebootay

    Listen Linda....look linda...with child bearing and age...you're eventually gonna need a little help unless you plan on being gay, a virgin ..or only fking small peens....so take notes now....because one day...one day...you're going to need a "Snap back package"...

  • Vonn

    Not a flask. Lol

  • Y’all Jealous Cuz I’m Prudy

    That boy got horse in his family. Dåmn!!!

  • Y’all Jealous Cuz I’m Prudy

    Yes, yes, Yes!! Lol

  • starbright9449

    When their cervix is opening and vaginal canal is stretching, yes. If you're not contracting and in labor but can take something that size.....you've reached the ultimate level lol.

  • Vonn

    Go tap on the O in the word "look." Right above the last paragraph.

  • JRock

    Open post. Just read that nasty ass Mel B will be "performing" (I hope not orally) at Prince Harry's wedding. I think hand sanitizer, lysol, mouthwash, hand wipes, acid and clorox beach will be needed to wipe down anything this nasty, trifling bish touches. This whore spice is beyond a disgusting skank. Eddie Murphy must have loved sex with her because they took turns taking it in the doo doo dispenser. Yuck. Oh, and yuck again.

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    Nope and its all Safaree fault BWAHHHHH....

  • Chocolate Bliss

    Lollll

  • Rere

    Safaree better stop playing!!! ????

  • Browneyes

    TY

  • SweetTEE

    My insides would just have to be shifted then. That curve, girth and I KNOW he stirring bc them Island boys always do..

    I'm taking that L and taking a bath in ACV afterwards with a smile on my face :)

  • ZiggaWhat

    Looooooool

  • SweetTEE

    Yep, I was bout 23 and he was also Jamaican and he hit me with the left stroke? And started wining and speaking patois? I thought I pee'd on myself!!!

  • SweetTEE

    Mannn I damn near cried when I saw that

  • MissHarlem

    Sooooo I was going to text you his greatness Sunday night ??

  • Solstice

    Don’t do it!!! Lol ??? I made the mistake and feel like I need to re-dedicate my life! ? I’m trying to be good and not get caught up in the flesh! This is not the time…?

  • Solstice

    I have officially left as well!! ????????????????? I just can’t take it! It’s too early in 2018!

  • Noirluv45

    "If you over the age of 23, you should have already encountered a Sarafee sized penis." True!

  • Cali

    This has to be lie. Mel B is truly disgusting and the way she manipulated her teenage maid into sleeping with her and her sick hubby...Why is she not brought up in the #MeToo movement?

  • Cali

    lololololol and no thanks

  • Cali

    Listen Linda LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • ?Sugar&Spice?

    lmfaoooo my cervix will stretch. what dont kill ya make you stronger.

  • ?Sugar&Spice?

    LOL

  • ?Sugar&Spice?

    LOL :P

  • Guest©

    Seems you never heard of Vaginismus.

  • Holler If Ya Hear Me

    Really? Gross

  • Kayke

    That's funny.....my husband is the capricorn and I'm the Scorpio.

  • Mystique

    These comments are hilarious. The comment about skinny ankles on men has me lmao ?! I never knew that!

  • Renee26

    Um Umm Ummmm

  • Renee26

    Lmao

  • Renee26

    What the???

  • ?Royalty?

    I'm with you. It's spectacular, but I'll pass. That much d*ck is never necessary. ?

  • ?Royalty?

    Lmaoo???

  • ?Royalty?

    ??

  • ?Royalty?

    True.

  • ?Royalty?

    Lmaoo@"Nyquil Dack" ????

  • Arrissasso

    I only come for the comments.????

  • ?Royalty?

    Wait...so it's the ankles now? Lmaooo???

  • ?Royalty?

    Wait...what?????

  • ?Royalty?

    ???

  • thrift.store.jungle

    he’s still mega corny to me. type of dude that’s smash only- no small talk.

  • ?Royalty?

    Lmaooo???

  • ?Royalty?

    ???

  • ?Royalty?

    ????

  • JRock

    That's what I thought. Hope it is a lie. She is beyond disgusting.

  • ?Royalty?

    Yes chile!!!??? These conversations have me trippin'! I'VE learned a thing or....5 today. ???

  • ?Royalty?

    Lmaoo????

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    nice, very nice.

  • CopperCutie

    How do you have sex with it bent so far like that? I've seen a slight curve but that is bent all the way around! Wouldn't it even be painful for him???

  • mona q

    Seems like a nice guy. ?

  • CookieMobster

    Well... My my

  • SweetTEE

    From the side. Dont ask how I know??

  • bemetoo

    baby fawk the pic theres a full video of him swinging that juicy turkey leg back and fourth

  • Solstice

    Smh ????? chile!! ????

  • http://realitytea.com/ Lady Chatterley’s Lover

    Does that mean DHL service is really good or really bad?

  • Solstice

    LORENZO!!! I’m hollering!! ????. I rebuke all y’all roses ? causing me to backslide ??????

  • Solstice

    I had to ask my bf when it was our first time if his ish was real?! ? I never in my life seen one that big before! Oooh weee…memories

  • che’lint

    Gross.

  • U gon learn today

    Nicki Minaj’s Ex-Boyfriend Safaree Samuels Admits He Never Wrote Her Raps - XXL | http://www.xxlmag.com/news/2015/01/safaree-samuels-admits-he-never-wrote-nicki-minaj-raps/?trackback=tsmclip

  • NeverSurprised

    Lol ????????

  • Fire & Ice

    Lawwwd I'm hollering ???

  • IamAllnatural

    Nice size but way too much hook for me.

  • Jussjess25

    ???????? you a freak huh lol

  • Jussjess25

    I always liked him.. love his confidence, and he has major talent. Nicki is everything she is because of him. I hope he gets everything he deserves. ? go safaree

  • VoiceOfReasonAndLogic

    I literally winced like I was in pain just looking at it...No thanks!

  • Cannelle

    I've had Goos experiences with them. Fed ex...not so much

  • Judi Lauren

    Shiiid.... about 1 more inch and I'm all over it ..

  • YouWontSayItButIWill

    Meanwhile...black people are still slaves and being oppressed.....smh.

  • JENNYJONES1

    CORNBALL SEEMS TO BE THE NEW WORD FOR 'NICE GUY OR NERD' AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS WRONG WITH BEING ONE. THEY ARE 1000% BETTER THAN THESE NO GOOD MEN, PLAYBOYS AND THUGS THAT SO MANY MEN ARE THESE DAYS AND THEY USUALLY HAVE A GOOD JOB AND SOME MONEY. I'M DOWN FOR A CORNBALL ESP ONE WITH A NICE 'D' LIKE THE ONE SAFAREE HAS. LOL!!!............JENNY JONES!!!

  • Browneyes

    OMG..He is the breakfast club saying he wasn't even erect

  • ~~eb

    OKAY, now he lying.

  • HoneyyGoodMoneyy_
  • Ni Ni

    ???

  • ShWa

    Blushing at the comments-heeheehee

  • Jygalo

    Dude is blessed and so is his girl and that’s all I’m going to say lol

    And it’s unusally pretty lol

  • Jygalo

    It didn’t look like it to me either but dayum

  • pure_rachet

    I wasn't impressed with the tip...

  • pure_rachet

    LOL!!!!!!!

  • pure_rachet

    Y'all so wrong for this!

  • pure_rachet

    I had one and he did steal.

  • pure_rachet

    It still had the juice on it like he just finished fawking!

  • SweetTEE

    Aye, I get it how I live!! lol

  • 5000BlinK

    Giggles....I ignored the entire statement.. Only followed your instructions, Im sure your take on it will help a female or two out tho

  • 5000BlinK

    HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!

  • 5000BlinK

    Gurrrllllll, not parts falling right on out..... LMAO

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    Super compatible. The only thing is he be mad delusional sometimes so i have to bring him back to reality but everything else is amazing. Been married for 8 years and still feel like the honeymoon state. Yall possessive and jealous but loyal as hell. I couldn't ask for a better husband or father for my children

  • felicia

    omg, lmfao girrrrrrrrrl, now new boo is dead and forgotten! Everybody gonna be measuring there men dicks by the size of Safaree's now and comparing! Dudes gonna be in trouble!

  • Kayke

    Absolutely compatible.....my husband sugarcoats my delusions by calling them "passions" lol....but he definitely keeps me grounded and out of the tunnel vision I sometimes possess. We are an amazing team. We're also at 8 year this August. I echo all your sentiments...that's exactly us. I'll go to hell and back for my hubby and he knows that, so there is nothing he wouldn't do for me. Awwww, I'm about to call him. I'm happy for you! Congrats.

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    ALL OF THIS!!! "Passions" OMG Please get out my head LOLOLOL. I love to hear this! Thanks hun! I'm happy for you as well. It's so hard to find pure love now a days we are in deed some of the lucky ones.

  • Zeta Phi Beta 1920

    HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  • Kayke

    It truly is a blessing as they are more people out there disparaging love than being vulnerable enough to find their counterpart. I'm glad you all made your way to each other. I wish you two eternity. ?

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    They already in trouble...Safaree got me ignoring texts and all *hysterically giggling*...

  • Latisaj

    Ohh that hook can save lives..

  • Rodmilla De Ghent

    of course he cant admit that

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Wow... Et tu? ?

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Probably getting a divorce.

  • Rodmilla De Ghent

    i wasnt impressed at all ive seen bigger dicks, the whole thing makes me uncomfortable

  • Nikkiknows

    I thought about that because not like she was ever into pics but seems like he’s alone more and with the kids (sometimes their friends too)...his IG stories today feel reflective normally he doesn’t spend a bunch of time doing any real explaining of life...

    ...but then I wonder how’s his money? He’s been working on music but the last few albums haven’t been like Confessions...

    #watching

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    Whew. By now, you saw that wagging tail. 10's.

  • Munchosgirl

    Wasn't impressed with his but when in high school I had a crush on the guy from Santo Domingo....as fate would have it his sister and my best friend were friends. We went by his sister's place one day and he was there. He and I was in the livingroom together...so he starts with the distance between wrist and elbow being the size of men feet...his was 12 inches...pulled out a ruler to prove to me...this fool put the dick on the track 12 inches soft..GTFOH I immediately lost all attraction.....

  • Munchosgirl

    Was his name Julio?

  • Munchosgirl

    True...mine's Bahamian....more than Safaree and beautiful Cocoa Brown.....I guess that is why I wasn't impressed at all!

  • Munchosgirl

    Never heard about the tiny ankles....but Lawd my man is Skinty, but Mr. GARCIA IS NOT!!

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    Close it was Carlos...strange thing is he hit me up on IG like a month ago I was like "Oh hell no" shut that down quick lol...I cant be embarrassing myself again with that dack he got...

  • Yoni7

    You haven't? THAT'S the only thing I go by. "Whut dem aynkuh's luk lak?" LOL

  • Yoni7

    Judge for yourself. LOL

  • Yoni7

    Don't belee me.........try out my theory and see.

  • Quitedeliteful

    Nope... Me... Ima have to pass on that anaconda....

  • Quitedeliteful

    (all in good fun Sandy-Mae... #nevanoshade)

  • Munchosgirl

    Man I had a crush on this dude in high school named Julio....hell ended up at his sister's house with him one day. Don't know if you've heard about the length of wrist to elbow, feet and dack being the same measurement on men....but he measured everything and it rang true....everything was 12 inches!!!! I wasn't crushing after that demonstration....and the dack wasn't even hard!!!!!! No thanks!

  • Trace da Ace

    Well I like him...he is funny as hell and seems to be a nice person....now the dik pic....ok...it was nice and presentable....no bumps or boils....so he working with something special.....

  • Renee26

    Imma be askin men to lift up their pants legs all weekend lmao