Now we know what socialite Kylie Jenner was doing while a surrogate allegedly carried her infant daughter, Stormi, to term. The 20-year-old reality star was spotted lunching with her bestie, Jordyn Woods in Calabasas on Thursday.



Kylie showed off her taut abs and artificially inflated curves in distressed jeans while on an outing in Calabasas with Jordyn and a burly bodyguard.

Kylie and her half sister Khloe Kardashian probably used the same build-a-body surgeon.

On a recent outing to a piercing studio, Kylie and Jordyn got matching piercings. Kylie shared a photo online with the caption “piercings.” It isn’t clear where they got their piercings.

Photos by BACKGRID



  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    just what we needed…. from my heart, thank you for this foolishness, Sandra. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bb4264f7d4d7227830d50436ebc02fe52f854ab6633bc6dbb91c04c30c8efcd0.gif

  • HoneyyGoodMoneyy_

    i’m hot .. i needed the shade.

  • YouWontSayItButIWill

    Even with ALL of the work and enhancements….sadly she still isn’t MUCH to look at. She is so lost. I wonder do the Kartrashians believe in Jesus?

  • the guest

    19 year olds use pregnancy surrogates?

  • tia

    Kylie literally morphed into Kim. That’s so eerie to me . Damn near a walking clone..

  • Yoni7

    Why does she have an “ass” in her jeans……..but they STILL SAGGY!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • stav

    Right! Kylie was really pregnant, and the pregnancy weight is now in her butt. These whorres need to realize big butts ,fake or real does not keep a man. This new relationship with Travis is as fake as her body. He is not that childs dad, but he has been paid off to be in on the lie. They are the epitome of what Satan’s world is about , everything is vanity(selfie obsessed) looks, materialism, immorality, greed, showy display of ones way of life, etc. I feel bad for their new generation.

  • Renee26

    Yuck that family surgeon needs to lose their license behind these botched bodies too ???

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    this child up here looking like she had a hip, pelvic, and tailbone replacement, smh https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b029c76378ea5eb0d17be0ae40b316f329298b08b0b47105020d3c5aaea4a82e.gif

  • Yoni7

    And they put it in mis-matched, sideways, backwards AND upside down!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOO

  • Ain’t Misbehavin

    Slow News day… :;yawn::

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    exactly! out here disfiguring families, LOL!

  • sunni_daze

    I think Kylie really gave birth, I don’t think Travis is the daddy. All those bi-racial half black babies and her’s looks Asian. I also think that these 3 maye in a love triangle. I don’t know anyone who spends that much time with their bestie and her man.

  • Django the God

    She took the hourglass shape literally.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    yeah, she is ALL fugged up…. i bet there’s a designer walker in the byke of that vehicle, smh

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    she musta swallowed it

  • Django the God

    Get out!

  • Wreckognize Game

    The whole family is built like Maude in the pelvic region.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    I think Kylie really gave birth
    ________________

    hence, the mom jeans

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    i got 10 minutes…

  • Kemi

    They manufactured themselves that way via botch work!

  • Django the God

    I’m still laughing at your hip and pelvic replacement.

    She probably gotta drink WD-40 for her joints.

    Ol’ Tin Man headass.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!
  • Yoni7

    Looking like an improper fraction. Ole down ‘sinder’ booty shaped asses.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    and she STILL shaped like Gumby

  • Yoni7

    A beard who is covering for her gay man.

  • Kemi

    She’s struggling to walk and hold herself up properly. Smh! Putting fake body parts on yourself… makes you look weird sweetie!

  • L.T.L. Since 2007

    Kylie and her half sister Khloe Kardashian probably used the same build-a-body surgeon.

    Khloe need to call Gloria Alred, Lisa Bloom, Judy Bloom, hell anybody. Cause she got a helluva malpractice case against her doc. He fukked her ass up. Literally.
    .
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3a2b324c1aefc96201bd1bba6b374dd18788ebeff7adf9c73ad05bbcd9dfb87c.gif

  • Wreckognize Game

    I’m sorry but that is the only way to describe the long crotch whatever it is going on

  • Yoni7

    Ole “crooked letter, crooked letter, I” shaped ass.

  • Django the God

    It’s a crackhead in the alley somewhere, woke up missing a pelvic bone.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3941c1f0f97e11b560fa83c4518017929aece4ccb2895a2354c8b8b938680b17.png

  • hi-liter

    When these hos get azz implants, I don’t know why they don’t do something with them chicken shit azz legs they be having. Go to the gym and work on getting ya legs to match the manufactured azz. It will prolly be more convincing. Azz looks like a wide bump on a log. Look like they get they hips widened with the implants.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    it’s looking like a malnourished FUPA

  • Yoni7

    FACTS!
    Her fren holding her hand as she walks.
    And although they may say Chanel…….those look like some orthopedic shoes she’s rocking as well.

  • L.T.L. Since 2007
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    i am HOLLERING! (well you know they love the ‘black’ market)

  • Ain’t Misbehavin

    That wide bump on a log visual just did it for me.

  • Django the God

    Trading parts w/ Bruce.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    we know what part Kris took….

  • Ain’t Misbehavin

    wtf is Corey?? LMAO

  • hi-liter

    Ant booties.

  • Yoni7

    As someone stated on here YEARS ago (shoutout to Paulette), bitches walking around here looking like a pregnit tree branch back there.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    i swear i started to say she looks like she’s being supported by the other girl!

    that’s them designer Kramer shoes… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/79d46454122101e4cafe53decf644cf233673d949036e8558ffc789154cd3734.jpg

  • Kemi

    Lmao I dropped

  • Kayke

    She looks uncomfortable in her parts

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    you said, Ant Booty? ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (lawd i miss @Taken!)

  • L.T.L. Since 2007
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    “hip work”

    Lurk! logout! you & the Mrs. gone get me walked out….. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/615d380290005c75f2b73b61063d678adb00cb683258e4273a2f5c12b8d5723d.gif

  • sunni_daze

    All these dudes gay now. I think she has more money than him, so being a beard would be scraps her. But who’s to say.

  • Yoni7

    STOOOPPPPPP!!!!! WHAT ARE THOOOSSEEEE!!!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!
  • L.T.L. Since 2007
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    yeen see Seinfeld when Kramer had the special shoes? (wait…. we still boycotting seinfeld?) https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5a16feb7886870b58e876a7ffc6b264e7419e743bb55ec579123b82d4a427799.gif

  • supastar

    She snapped back quick.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Mmm…Okay

    I dont care what she does…I remember what she REALLY looks like *shudders*

  • Kemi

    Build my body parts family…. just grotesque

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    what i tell you bout googling stuff on here?! LMAO!!!!!!!!!

  • hi-liter

    When Kylie first had her face lift and her new azz attached, she had the nerve to come out and say she had gained “a lot” of weight. SMH….Kim went on Dr. Oz and let them “scan” hers. They think the public is so stupid that we don’t know how to do a simple Google search of both of them with microscopic azzes. I hate liars.

  • iWasteTime

    I screamed too!
    I <3 Lurk!

  • Cannelle

    I saw some old photos of her. I am now wondering if she also got her hairline pushed back as well.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!
  • Cannelle

    I wonder what all that stuff is going to look like/do when they all get to be in the 50s? Back in the day, folks would do most of the work on their faces, so they end up looking like the ghoul mask from Scream.

    But this complete body-morphing surgery…it will be a sight to see in about 20 – 30 years.

  • L.T.L. Since 2007

    Some of the funniest shyt Black Twitter ever did was post her new pics with her old face.

  • cherrypie

    Idk, Leaning towards her having a surrogate. She was 19 and disappeared from social media and the public for months then came back talking about she just wanted to concentrate on her pregnancy. She pulled a banana in the tail pipe. The baby is adorable but looks nothing like Travis or who she used to look like.

  • Coy little wink
  • Coy little wink
  • Soda
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    not sure whether to laugh or cry…

  • Anunnaki

    ??????? I caaannntt..

  • Melinated Goddess??

    Kylie Jenner is ugly. Nothing attractive about her Muppet faced self

  • L.T.L. Since 2007
  • sunni_daze

    At 19 tho. Why use a surrogate at 19, that’s something she could have done later in life, opppose to being a teen mom. Nobody plans on being a teen mom, I don’t care how rich a person is.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    yall have a beautiful weekend. i’m outta here… gonna light the grill, get ready for game 4, and do the old folks turn-up!
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/beb16279d7c99cfa8d1e340543a0273d14dad12f3a3ba88fce35df58b81cdf66.gif

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!
  • L.T.L. Since 2007
  • cherrypie

    You make a good point. She was only 19. She may not have wanted to see or photographed big and pregnant. Idk. Some women can be very vain.

  • Hugga Bunch

    The closest Kris can get to the fountain of youth is black ppl, and Kanye West. She couldn’t make Kim younger so cloning Kylie into Kim was the best option. Kendall wouldn’t of worked bc black men she’s just not into, hell- men in general she’ll be damned.

  • Karen Brady

    Enjoy. You killin’ ’em in that red dress girl.

  • sunni_daze

    If I were 19 and knocked, I wouldn’t want the world to see me out of low key shame.

  • Karen Brady

    Always look like she’s about to start melting. When I think about how she used to look it CRACKS me up. Both ways.

  • Karen Brady

    lol

  • Soda
  • Roxie Moxie

    LOL….you ain’t neva lied. These build a body hoes getting on my LAST nerves!

  • Roxie Moxie

    OMFG! My brain couldn’t process this at first….lol hahahaha

  • Roxie Moxie

    Ya’ll got me CRYING!!!!! I had to move to a conference room to work until 4:30…..people looking at me like WTF? hahaha

  • Rayne

    That looks awful. I wanna see them if they turn 50. It’s a disaster now and it’ll be one then.

  • Roxie Moxie

    Aye!!! I’ll be watching too. Tell JR Smith to sit his b*tch ass down tho. lol

  • MsChocCookie

    Bwahahahahahahahaha!!! funny

  • Solstice
  • Anunnaki

    So is this their surgeon, on the downlow, cause these women long azz pelvis, torso…i cant

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4fc1196f3f5cf68e7447fe691f88c837679c20491e0c3bb68ec4a784933ff6e6.jpg

  • Solstice
  • SumthinSweeter

    The body is the least of her troubles. This poor young girls face looks aged late 40’s Caucasian years. That wide ass pelvis ratio though they all have except for Kourtney is like some type of species mutation. It just doesn’t look natural nor surgically possible to achieve.

  • Solstice
  • SumthinSweeter

    omfg! hollering rn!

  • FukkFolks2018
  • Solstice

    Mis effing conduct!! ????? Log out now please ?

  • SumthinSweeter

    she did. most of us with no medical physician training can off top recognize ALL the procedures she has had done to her.

  • SumthinSweeter

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Solstice

    That surgeon died in jail a few months back.

  • SumthinSweeter

    Yayyyy… hook a sista up with some Brauts.

  • tia

    LOL !! Excellent analysis!

  • ???TheRider???

    They look like two completely different people!

  • Solstice

    Yesss!! Get it Jody Watley!!

  • SumthinSweeter

    Lmaoooooo if he don’t look like he smoove gliding in the back hittin that Robot!

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    her front looks like the back of her … type of sorcery is this. .. she looks backwards … ????

  • SumthinSweeter

    that poor girl grew up with a pretty sister who was put on a pedestal by their mother who was a full blown ho herself. Kylie never had a chance.

  • MISSMEWITDATBULL

    JODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
    YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile … ??

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile this Gif …. Yes Gawd .. ? …

  • Kim’s Original Face

    Her and Kim with those ms incredible hips! Stawpppppp please

  • Karen Brady

    And there it is!!! Hun-ty.

  • FukkFolks2018

    Jody is MY GIRL. Shew. I always loved her, and that HAIR.

  • FukkFolks2018

    Jeffery was the MAN!

  • FukkFolks2018

    She in my top 5 female entertainers of ALL time.

  • Lucky8

    You ain’t no good lol

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile … Come thru ? ???

  • Lucky8

    Great

  • Shawty

    You know you wrong….cracking the hell up!

  • Malai

    ???????????

  • Shawty

    The PJ’s…wow…lol

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!

  • Rahab

    I swear they won’t leave my first favorite author out of that save a ho list. ?

  • JennyJazzhands

    My former friend got pregnant when we were 19 and sophomores in college. She stayed in the house all 40 weeks.

  • Raquelle Dellaghetto

    Must be nice to be able to buy black friends..

  • Miss Thang

    OMG! HAHAHAHaaaaaaaaaa!1

  • Harley

    Ewww why do they make their bodies look like that? Those Barbie doll hips! Can she move her face??

  • Harley

    ?????

  • Harley
  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    I don’t know if this is real. A reader said Kylie’s action figure doll will be in stores in time for Christmas.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b6636cdc39edc3ba2d42539c79db1633481f62fe386d74e413dc6da4ef848f77.jpg

  • Raquelle Dellaghetto

    Stormi never had a chance Smh. But It’s a good thing Tyga is not that bad looking.

  • Raquelle Dellaghetto

    I’d really like to know why Kourtney is the only one that hasn’t drastically altered her face and body. How you the oldest Kardashianner, yet look the youngest?

  • OriginalGuestest

    Build a body azz

  • Raquelle Dellaghetto

    She said it was Puberty ??

  • Logan Roberts

    What in the bologna hell???

  • Logan Roberts

    Why Kylie front looks like she has on Depends?

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Jeffrey taught Michael the Moonwalk, aka the backslide.

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    He’s dead, so, no.

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    She had lip injections in the photo on the left. Her old face has no lips.

  • We Can Do This

    Looks like a pickaxe murderer.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    Huh?
    …me and she twirled outta here memorial day weekend , Lol!
    ?

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    ???

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    ??

  • AllSeductress

    WHITE FOLK DON’T HAVE TOP LIPS .BUT THEY QUICK TO SAY SOMEBODY ELSE LOOK LIKE MONKEYS. LAST I SEEN MONKEYS MISSING THEIR TOP LIP TOO

  • Solstice

    ???!!

  • GuestSTAR

    Wonder if that’s permanent or can they get it deflated or reduced, hmmmmm. She looks deformed.

  • MsPam

    I’m sure Stephanie Mills would disagree with you!???????

  • We Can Do This

    We all know it’s deflection.

  • Allihave2say

    Did Jordyn have a baby too? At Kylie’s shower she looked pregnant as well. I wish Jordyn would get her own thing going just like the twins.

  • Allihave2say

    Kylie, Kim and Khloe all have fake hip implants. The implants is why Kim couldn’t carry a third child.

  • Allihave2say

    Platypus.

  • Zeta Phi Beta 1920

    Leave that little girl alone. She has “the spread”.
    Ya know Sandy play too much.

  • leapyearpisces

    Some kind of lover….one of the BEST SONGS OF ALL TIME….let me run to Youtube. Look, did you realize make this a night to remember was about a threesome????? I never realized that until I saw the video a coupleof years back. Of course I saw it as a kid, but of course it went over my head.

  • leapyearpisces

    I hate you. Your said CORY…….LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

  • Jussjess25

    Im yelling ???????

  • leapyearpisces

    Bwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!! Consider improper fraction stolen….LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • leapyearpisces

    Yoniiiiiiiiiii…PLEASE STOP!!!!! I CANNAH!!! (Joesline’s voice).

  • Cali

    Lmfao, b itch she has an a ss in the front!

  • E-VannaRootsAllEvil

    Ooo chile she look a mess.

  • ebonics

    That fam has the WORST surgeon, manages to give them all wide fupas. They alllll have the weirdest crotch areas, the high cut pants dont help. Then you head north and get a glimpse of that saw mask face! Lawd! Pass the holy water!!! !! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4cfb769f7cfab5e72526e444ad4817fb9a105e0b6e157fe88082c6a0b670720a.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/62a2080cd0b9dd60d8e928d73ee972a08fd506cb5813b78167dfe95ce3e1c80d.gif

  • ebonics
  • ebonics

    Normal people dont plan a baby .. But Satans right hand man.. I mean Pimp mama Kris plans everything. I dont think any of her little witchlings carried and birthed their babies… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/86b3cec3314ef9288ad5c57b9a10ae88149c48b3f5b0947b9c362d3b96b9cacd.gif

  • MRiGOThim

    Why Kylie built like that & makes her jeans look like Mommy jeans…Jordyn is beautiful btw :P

  • TMW

    You learn something new everyday! WOOW! Just watched the video.

  • TMW

    I think Kylie did have her baby, but I don’t think Travis Scott is the father either, and I think it is Tyra. She stayed out of the public eye because she was further along than she was saying. And she had that baby before January. By the time we saw the first pictures, Stormi looked to be almost 3 months old.

    I think Khloe definitely used a surrogate.

  • TMW

    The Kardashians believe in the Kardashians. Kim is their savior.

  • Cap

    ?????

  • Cap

    This is the same Kylie who lied about her lips at first. Instead of just admitting she had fillers (no one cared anyway) she said she was over lining her lips with lipstick and lip liners looool. But why lie

  • Cap

    The baby is hers. She had it, however like you said paternity is what I don’t believe but hey if they’re paying Travis and his family to claim it ?????

  • Cap

    Her bottom half is so strange. Looks like she walks around wearing a large soiled diaper. I bet she thinks she looks good though when she’s neck in neck with blac chyna when it comes to weird looking asses

  • Chuck

    Kylie wants so badly to be Kim K.., she has even purchased her face!

  • Cannelle

    OMG!

  • joel adams

    She got busted in auntie .

  • den

    Finally jordan went to their surgeon , I see

  • isis Osiris

    Jordyn is very pretty

  • AllSeductress

    ITS SAD WHEN YOUR LIPS LOOK JUST LIKE ANIMALS. FREAKING DOG GOT THE SAME LIPS AS KYLIE BEFORE SHE INJECT THOSE JOKERS – LOOK @ HER IN BLK FACE SINCE SHE ADMIRES US SO MUCH

  • leapyearpisces

    Sure did. With his SEXXXAYYYY self.

  • leapyearpisces

    Right! I was like dang…they REALLY meant night to REMEMBER!!!! LOL.

  • MRiGOThim

    Yasssss cum thru Yeezy #TOOT&BOOT

  • EMILY POST

    That Mommy Makeover is serious. Her stomach looks flatter than ever before.

  • Trace da Ace

    who is Jordyn and what does she do for a living?? Jus asking cause I hope her rise to fame was not by being Kylie BFF ( i hope not)…..

  • Yoni7

    So serious! LOL

  • Yoni7

    Just gimme my credit. LOL

  • Yoni7

    No. I ain’t seen Seinfeld IN YEARS! Kramer either after he fell from grace. He use to be my favorite too.

  • Yoni7

    Folks will take anybody, so money ain’t a factor. LOL

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    BWAH BWAH thats one of my favorite episodes!!! The hot coffee and the millionaire that thought Kramer was “special”…I could watch Seinfeld all day long…

  • Reina1718

    They all have that wide front doesnt even look like hips

  • Reina1718

    Let me kno when u find out.

  • Reina1718

    Yesss her & kim… that front part looks weird

  • Reina1718

    Yassss lmao

  • Reina1718

    Yess her & kim fupas look like that lol yyyyyy

  • Reina1718

    ???

  • Reina1718

    ??

  • Reina1718

    Ouch

  • Reina1718

    U kno she all organic now lol

  • Reina1718

    Damn i thought i was the only one noticing lol

  • Trace da Ace

    i think the jury is out on that one….lol…..but I for real wanna know what this girl does……do she get paid for being Kylie BFF or whatever?

  • kekeb

    Kylie is so beautiful! Not a fan of fake butts, but she really is a beautiful young lady

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    pure foolishness and hilarity, ROFL!!!!!
    (*whispers so the others can’t hear* …but i think we still boycotting Seinfeld) https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5a16feb7886870b58e876a7ffc6b264e7419e743bb55ec579123b82d4a427799.gif

  • Reina1718

    Lol i think kylie looks out for her, but i heard she was a “model”

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    Damn why we still gotta boycott…Kramer’s career is done and aint been revived in a minute…