Kingmrcy

Today's Morning Wood goes by the username kingmrcy on Instagram.com. His bio doesn't reveal much about him. But his heartfelt posts reveal he is a single father of two adorable daughters.

In his latest post, kingmrcy reminisces about the mother of his beautiful children:

    "At 24, those brown eyes made me settle
    4 months later you told me you conceived
    Never imagines my [heart] would be decided
    Could I ever love again?
    Could I ever trust again?
    You took my [heart] & never gave it back
    Finally healed don't want it back
    Our daughters love is all I need"

 

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  • TMW

    Again with the posed IG pictures. ?. Nope.

  • Kanyade

    these IG poses. what is he pointing at? who's taking the pics? what about sales? sweet babies.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™
  • sunni_daze

    His wife is taking the picture. lol

  • sunni_daze

    Can we get a non_ig model. Some regular masculine fine firefighters or something. These skinny suits aand bare chest are not the move.

  • Dr. P

    I want to use my dipbrow and complete his unfinished brows. It's a no for me dawg. Something about his lips seems sinful and unjust

  • Rainbowbelow

    Homeboi, u have titties, please put a bra on or close your jacket.

  • SunRiseBlossom

    GO STRAIGHT TO THE NEAREST CORNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes I am SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!! Lol...

  • SunRiseBlossom

    Aahh......................................... NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Rayne

    That pic with the kiddies in the pool is so cute! Dassit! ????

  • MJF

    Who chooses these people? Like.......... no thanks!

  • Rayne

    I found my belt! Here it is! ?

  • FukkFolks2018

    Imma do his ass like folks do single mamas. Your ass should have chose better and should have used protection.

  • CoTToNCaNDie SWeeTAsGolD
  • Rayne

    Tool belts or something! (That turns me ON!

  • Oh Tommie

    Ok she’s trolling y’all at this point ???

  • Dontgetdraggedhoe??

    Say no to baby daddies

  • MookieFly

    Stawp I can't breathe! ??

  • Being bad is way more fun

    Not my type but that dont mean I cant have fun with him lol

  • FukkFolks2018

    There is a NAME for that and its called cleavage.

  • Victorious82

    I think Auntie pickin these men for shitz and giggles. Lol. I think she’s tickled to death by the comments.

  • FukkFolks2018

    “At 24, those brown eyes made me settle
    4 months later you told me you conceived
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    He sounds like a hoe. Just LIKE a damn single daddy. Why yall raw dogging after 90-120 days? HUH?

  • MookieFly

    Each picture just became less attractive and apparently grainy. He should have just set there and ate his food. Except for the kids. They are adorable. Where are you getting these morning wood men from? Goodwill?

  • Alextra Ballard

    Smh@ his bio doesnt reveal much. It reveals enuff fa me. He got 2 churn.Just like some men shy away from wimmen with churn. Well that works both ways. Matter of speaking,this ain even bout his dawtas it's about hem..He Ugaly. Dass it!

  • jeniefrumdabloc™
  • Alextra Ballard

    Chiile...

  • Alextra Ballard

    Lmaoooo

  • Musiclover

    Lol???!!

  • TheyDontHearMeTho

    Morning limp. He is not cute nor sexy. And apparently no sales...jk but nah he ain it...the Lawrence Taylor dangly earring ain it..n why he got bigger titties than me? Skinny legs on a man is a HUGE turn off idc Ima pick em apart the way they do us ? better luck next time. You should just let me post some pics I have saved in my email ?

  • Ni Ni

    Just because a man has kids don't mean he aint ?.

    We gone have to post pics of men we think attractive in one of these open posts cause Sandra don't know no better, bless her heart.

    Edit- no offense to the man up top...i didn't mean he's unattractive.

  • Alextra Ballard

    Sandra has been havin jokes lately with the "Mornin Wood" shenanigans .She ain ben on track inna men-it!!!!

  • 90’sBawdy

    It’s a no for me dawg

  • Alextra Ballard

    Chiiile you are being political correct with "less attractive" he plain Ugalee!!!

  • Rachel

    Here ladies is some wood from ages ago. Bruh wasn’t even about day IG life. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d9d7b29142ce68b9585f16011a28df9719bc2b2995b9d46130c26f1582ac458d.jpg

  • Dasright

    I like guys who are super low key, who stay away from skinny and crop Jeans, and who ain't always posting for likes and admiration. When did guys start getting like this? I've been off the market for over a decade but this here is ridamndiculous.

  • Mr. Poopybutthole

    That's a solid No from me

  • Ni Ni

    Knowing Sandra, if she picks a firefighter or a working man, he's gonna be like the men in the village people ?.

  • MookieFly

    Maybe he wanted to be a single daddy? Poked holes in the condom and ish. These male thots know no limits

  • Connie

    Damn!! My uterus tingled....

  • Alextra Ballard

    LORT!!!

  • Coy little wink

    Loud azz blazer + no shirt = misconduct

  • Jay

    not attractive at all... it's a no for me. no to tattoos (just a personal thing), no to having two small kids ( although two kids is my max just not minors at this point in my life) and just a no in general. He looks best in the picture with kids in pool.

  • Coy little wink

    Chile...say that! skinny jeans = a no every time

  • Ni Ni

    I agree with what someone said last week, i like the way the guys dressed in the early 90s, preppy or baggy jeans (sans the saggin). They didn't look like a fruit even though they might have been ?.

  • Ni Ni

    I hate folks ?

  • Dasright

    Right! They dressed liked men.

  • CoTToNCaNDie SWeeTAsGolD

    Skinny jeans, skinny sweats, skinny shorts!!! All of it is a "NO". I'm still a little confused on how they get the sweats skinny!

  • ~~eb

    No, just no.

  • http://www.beautyisland.org BeautyIsland.org

    Trying to find the best way to word this. Integrity is important. Nice guys are awesome!
    However none of these are Wood-worthy. The judge should be a connesuire.

  • Coy little wink

    Size smediums...smh

  • Ni Ni

    I just saw this gif is the poor baby alive??

  • http://www.beautyisland.org BeautyIsland.org

    Okay. I thought so???

  • Renee26

    Ewww.... His pecks look gross
    Paaaaaass

  • WhoYouTalkingAbout

    LOL Oh My!!!

  • Alextra Ballard

    Just call a spade a spade!

  • WhoKnew

    He rang your bell, huh? You can ring my bell, ring my bell. LOL.

  • WhoYouTalkingAbout

    hell nawlllll ..

  • Renee26

    They are posting for the fellas

  • WhoKnew

    That's not the morning wood. That's the morning stick. And what size bra does he wear? His tiddays almost as big as mine and I'm a 38C. Damn, bro.

  • ?Patty Kakes?

    Maybe it's me but every morning wood looks suspicious to me (side?eye)

  • Renee26

    ? ? ? please let this be fake

  • Yardgirl

    On the plus side I don't think he is ugly, just not my type. Unfortunately the IG thirst is very unappealing!! The photos where he is trying to look "deep" makes him look simple (I am seeing a bit of Lamar in the eye area) Good for him to step up and be there for his daughters but being IG famous is not the way to go sir.

  • Alextra Ballard

    Yew know Sandra know bedda.

  • KLove

    Are you saying that guys who post too many pics of themselves, for whatever reason, is suspect behavior?

  • WhoKnew

    Not cleavage? LOL.

  • isaiit

    Now that gynecomastia infomercial comes to mind

  • isaiit

    Nah it's called gynecomastia

  • Renee26

    To my eyes he is lol

  • Miss Thang

    Come on, Sandy...

  • Renee26

    Go ahead and share... I'll be waiting patiently

  • SumthinSweeter

    I was kinda thinking he needs an English Lit class after reading that poem about his bm, but he meant well and I love a man that can express emotion over never ever showing any at all.

  • Dahl

    Right???

  • Renee26

    Go got on eyeliner too.... He letting everyone know in subtle ways

  • Renee26

    Dollar Tree

  • Renee26

    Has to be!

  • Miss Thang

    po' chile

  • SumthinSweeter

    Isn't Morning Wood supposed to describe a sexually appealing male?

  • Dahl

    No.
    First he’s unattractive.
    Second, I don’t want to read the love letter to the BM.
    Finally, he’s irresponsible in my eyes, shooting up the club in less than 4 months...

  • Ni Ni

    You're going to hurt his feelings.

  • Miss Thang

    wooo! yessir! :)

  • Miss Thang

    wooo! yessir! :)

  • Miss Thang

    lol YES

  • Miss Thang

    lol YES

  • Tammie Reed

    Interesting!

  • Tammie Reed

    Interesting!

  • CoTToNCaNDie SWeeTAsGolD

    lol!! he gone be aight, put a little Vick's on it!!

  • CoTToNCaNDie SWeeTAsGolD

    lol!! he gone be aight, put a little Vick's on it!!

  • Wreckognize Game

    For some reason, I literally busted out laughing when I got to the last picture. I wonder why??

  • Wreckognize Game

    For some reason, I literally busted out laughing when I got to the last picture. I wonder why??

  • pure_rachet

    HAIL NO! Sandra is so wrong for this. Get his suspect titty having Jermaine Dupri lookin ass off my screen!

  • pure_rachet

    HAIL NO! Sandra is so wrong for this. Get his suspect titty having Jermaine Dupri lookin ass off my screen!

  • Maxx

    'Morning wood'? ... more like morning will NOT!

  • Maxx

    'Morning wood'? ... more like morning will NOT!

  • TheyDontHearMeTho

    Trust me I’m tempted af lol

  • TheyDontHearMeTho

    Trust me I’m tempted af lol

  • Blue

    I'on even think Jesus could satisfy these ladies as suitable Morning Wood. Y'all sisters are tough.

  • Blue

    I'on even think Jesus could satisfy these ladies as suitable Morning Wood. Y'all sisters are tough.

  • Wreckognize Game

    I'm starting to think Auntie is real life trolling us. I refuse to believe that she secretly hates men and wants us to go ham on these posts.

  • Wreckognize Game

    I'm starting to think Auntie is real life trolling us. I refuse to believe that she secretly hates men and wants us to go ham on these posts.

  • Maxx

    ROFLMAO!!

  • Maxx

    ROFLMAO!!

  • Wreckognize Game

    I ?what you did there. I like it. Count me in as a wood not.?

  • Wreckognize Game

    I ?what you did there. I like it. Count me in as a wood not.?

  • Miss Thang

    nah, we just like regular, real men, not instagram attention seeking pretty boys.

  • Miss Thang

    nah, we just like regular, real men, not instagram attention seeking pretty boys.

  • free

    now i'm starting to think you playing with us on purpose.

  • free

    i just said the same d@mn thing! i'm getting mad now lol.

  • free

    we used to have good wood back in the day. SR is just foolin now.

  • Wreckognize Game

    ??I really needed these comments today

  • Ni Ni

    Hollering!

  • Passion

    ??

  • Renee26

    And add your attempt at poetry sucks lol

  • free

    that sh!t is bigger than his legs....

  • WhoKnew

    Are you saying that using your Randy from American Idol voice? LOL.

  • Renee26

    The kissy face he's making

  • ~~eb

    #dead

  • free

    why somebody down below said the MF ain't got no sales either lol #savage

  • sunni_daze

    Yes a man that can use his hands.

  • Renee26

    Ion care

  • MsPam

    What’s the relationship with him and the BM?! How come he didn’t make her a wife instead of bm?! Is he setting a good example for his daughters?! Not my type for so many reasons.

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    Auntie I know you like women and allat but these morning woods aint doing nan nothing for me. Chit you starting to make me think you doing this chit on purpose. The fact that I have damn near that same blue blazer oh boy is wearing has me aggy as hail. Them titties sitting tho LOL

  • Erin

    I don't trust no man that's always got a personal photographer with them like thats not normal. Who in the hell is sitting them making sure yo grown a** hit them angles.

  • Erin

    *sitting there

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    OK the nicca giving straight cleavage in that last pic.

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    I think they all from Atlanta. My sister lives out there and said every other straight man in Atlanta is secretly le' ghey.

  • Erin

    anybody man thats not a professional model walking around with a personal photographer is Sus. Like who in the Farnsworth Bentley does that for they homeboy??

  • Dr. P

    When I made my original comment, I was hungry. I 've eaten and still feel that he's very unattractive, doesn't dress well and is very suspect to me. I think Sandra should call this Morning turn off. All of these suspect, weird looking men have did nothing but make my coochie shrivel up like a lemon wedge in my mouth

  • ~~eb

    LMAO!!!

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    I've been in the garden for years and Auntie used to leave panties wet with the men she used to post. So we have higher expectations.

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    "Pretty" OK I see you playing today LOLOLOL

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    "Pretty" OK I see you playing today LOLOLOL

  • Connie

    Lmao! You stoopid!!

  • Shawty

    cracking the hell up

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    OMG LOL!!!!!!!!! Not a lemon wedge BAHAHAAAAAAA

  • Yui

    He looks like one of those uncles at a backyard bbq.

    But wait you see the number of likes on all these pics? ?

  • Connie

    chanting....DO IT! DO IT!

  • TheyDontHearMeTho

    Shits look like footballs ?

  • Tiffany Miller

    OK!!! She is doing this to be funny. These men ask her to put this up, and she does it knowing full well we will tear them to pieces.

  • Dr. P

    She knows we show no mercy to these men, WHY SANDRA? WHY? LMAO

  • Dr. P

    wrinkled up and frowning lmao

  • Yui

    But you gotta admit it’s fun. ?
    Lmao

  • Rayne

    Girl imma go a step further... rusty knuckles buff nice teeth and a tool belt. Ump ump ump ??

  • Renee26

    He probably treats her like she's beneath him....he said he settled... She birthed the babies...he satisfied and don't want it no more... No thanks he don't like fish ?

  • Yui

    making sure yo grown a** hit them angles.

    ——-

    And not in a good way.

  • MookieFly

    He was okay in first one with the glasses, but it went down hill from there

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    These new niccas wanna be bad bishes so bad!!!!

  • oshh16

    Hope he's a great dad, that's all I got.

  • Renee26

    Dirt under the nails wearing a dickie jumpsuit and timbs you say??

  • Rayne

    ? ? ???

  • Shawty

    laughing tears

  • Lanegra??

    And on that note I don't want to scroll anymore. Your comment has me needing a time out. LOL

  • Rayne

    Ctfu!!

  • Shawty

    lol

  • RaginB

    I think Sandra gets a kick out of our jokes...this nigga look sweeter than a Georgia peach.

  • TriniHarlem

    If you don't get fckn serious with this bs ? NEXT CALLER

  • Rayne

    Two chops to the throat lmaoo

  • Renee26

    LMAO true.... They smizing with their eyes, puckering lips with open mouths, doing look aways and ish

  • DaughterOfaQueen

    Lol, me too. Cute kids!

  • Shawty

    He has an ok body...lol. Trying to have at least ONE half decent comment on here...giggles

  • Rayne

    That’s the new reply in all caps now lmao MORNING...WILL NOT ?

  • Shawty

    I hope he didn't think he was the chit because if he read these comments, he'd learn today...lmao.

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    The dumpster in the back alley LOLOL

  • Tiffany Miller

    RIGHT!!! It is NOT masculine.

  • Rayne

    I can’t get with dudes and the skinnies and I’m married but I have ? tho ?

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    LMFAOOOO!!!! Drag his arse then!!!!

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    I hate you LMFAOOOOOO!!!

  • Miss Thang

    lolllllllllllll

  • Rayne

    Oooohhh woooo! HE SHOLL IS SEASONED ?

  • Blue

    ohhhhhhhh

  • Blue

    *mic drop*

  • EMILY POST

    The picture with two cutie pie kids is adorable.... Thats all I got

  • Miss Thang

    lol

  • Tiffany Miller

    Did he mean that his heart felt deceived? Twice? He might be a good brotha but the cheesy captions and selfies just throw me off. And this has nothing to do with his gender preference... I just like to be in the presence of a masculine man.

  • free

    LOLOLOL i wonder about this. the roses be fugging up self-confidences all over the world lol

  • Rayne

    Than Diet Coke ?

  • Mr.LeBrickJames

    Whenever I need a good laugh, these Morning Wood comments never disappoint. ??

  • Renee26

    I went to his comments to see how his people gas him up... Smh

  • Rayne

    Dude has coochies drying up all over the world ? Craig lmmfaooooooo!!
    Snotting Snorting and crying ?

  • Cali

    Sandra been on a troll stroll with these morning wood posts and I salute her?

  • Rayne

    What was it? Two ppl and his grandma? ???????

  • Lanegra??

    I use to work with men that would take pictures for each other all day. I mean standing on chairs and shit for the right angle. Go on the gram they would act like they were Senior VPs of a fortune 500 company and just worked in admissions. SMH the flex is so real

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    RIght none of them IG niccas do it for me. When you look at the comments on IG they are mostly from men. They might not respond to the men but they secretly know who they posting for. My nicca cant take more selfies than me. I have a problem wit that. Men never used to require this much attention. SMH

  • Rayne

    All of it! And that thang ?in the other!

  • Maxx

    Girl he got 2 kids..somebody was feeling him..just not us..lol

  • Mr.LeBrickJames

    Note to self: Never ever get an Instagram account.
    Ever.

  • Renee26

    Yes... 2 people and 1 of them is a guy who always comments. At least people aren't lying to him

  • Renee26
  • Logan Roberts

    He needs a training bra on in the last pic & take off that tinted cherry lipgloss. Thanks management.

  • Renee26

    Thank you lol

  • Renee26

    Millennials

  • iWasteTime

    Do folk still submit for Morning Wood, be.cause ...
    lol

  • Rayne

    ??????

  • Rayne

    That’s the one that solidified what I was thinking...le’ghey?

  • Renee26

    His man boo commented too... Said he was swole ?

  • Logan Roberts

    Let me guess: His mama, grandma & babymama?

  • RaginB
  • SumthinSweeter

    Ikr?!

  • Rayne

    Yup lol we knew tho

  • ShadesofEMPRESS

    helllllllllll naw.

    Auntie why you keep playing with me???? Lol! I am going to find someone that is good for you to submit.

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    What's wrong with kingmrcy? He's a handsome, loving father of 2 girls. What woman wouldn't want him?

  • Miss Thang

    well, can we get a MASCULINE, handsome, loving man?

  • Cali

    Girls are cute?

  • Missy

    & rugged.

  • Dasright

    I never alluded to them being suspect at all, I just don't like it. Even females that do it are extra AF.

  • Guest

    I am trying not to burst out laughing! My eyes are tearing up with the stifled laugh at work!

  • Marlika

    Something about him screams A-hole and womanizer.

  • Renee26

    Hell yeah

  • Kanyade

    oh okay lol

  • Renee26

    They're too shamed to comment

  • pecancandy

    With a tool in his pants

  • Guest

    Dead!

  • pecancandy

    Who don’t mind eating breakfast at nite

  • sunni_daze

    A big one

  • Andrea Williams

    Man Boobs?

  • WhoKnew

    It's fun Friday!

  • WhoKnew

    Seasoned like sausage meat seasoned?

  • Sdot33

    no

  • Sdot33

    yuckkk

  • Tony

    Lol Sandra you don’t have good taste! You be playing too much!! Issa suspect. ?

  • Miss Thang

    "Dude has coochies drying up all over the world"

    lololol!

  • Miss Thang

    I just like to be in the presence of a masculine man.

    yessssssssss

  • Miss Thang

    Sandra, you have nothing but parched coochies in here.

  • Yardgirl

    I used to say that until my niece convinced me to get it!! You don't have to post stuff, just view the "uniqueness" of social media. It has gotten me through many a boring times. Just saying.

  • Vegas1989

    That's two NOPES for me and Happy Friday.

  • hottlanta

    Went 2 home goods n looking for a photo album and they were all out bcas the morning woods bought all of them 2 put their pictures in them. Wow he had sex without a condom got someone pregnant and wrote a poem about trust issues. Gotta pass on this one. Don't want him freaking out bcas l am in a meeting and l didn't answer the phone n he freaks out.

  • hottlanta

    Please when l see kids the first thing l think of is child support n is the baby mama crazy.

  • Parent

    Umm nah I'm good.

  • ~~eb

    "He's a handsome...." SAY'S WHO!?!?!

  • Parent

    With her lesbian self..

  • hottlanta

    I don't date men whose pants around the calf muscles r tighter than mines.

  • Solstice
  • Bonita

    Sandra strikes out once again! You need to vet these guys with some of us straight women on here before you post. Cause you're clearly out of your league when it comes to heterosexual men.

  • dontgetblocked

    He's an average looking man but appears to be a good father. Thanks for trying Auntie but this is a fail. We're looking for exceptional men to be featured as Morning Wood.

  • dru and neil

    What the f*ck is this mess about? Is this sh*t for real?

  • dontgetblocked

    Auntie. I'm pretty sure he has size B breasts.

  • Nonya Bizness

    "What woman wouldn't want him?" His baby mama, since she took his heart n never gave it back lol, while making him settle at the same time with his talking in circles self.

  • dontgetblocked

    Hmmmm. There's sugar all over the place.

  • dontgetblocked

    I post food and things in stores. But I love to get on there and look other people's posts. Cardi B is an idiot and so is Tyrese. Instagram is pure entertainment.

  • Yardgirl

    Exactly! I went to Lego Land in FL and created my account then to post some of the cute structures. I then started posting food plates, etc. but never selfies!! I follow babies and comedians and some other ratchetness and no lie, I enjoy it!! :-)

  • Prettybootnikki

    Question. Why would we expect a self proclaimed lesbian woman to get it right for a morning wood??? I’m asking based off of some of the comments mentioned. He’s a nice looking guy though.
    And that’s no shade towards Auntie. Just a real question.
    Love u Auntie!!

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    Sandra I really think you be trying to troll us!!! LOL...He has the sex appeal of a kiwi....

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    He looks like Kris Jenner's boyfriend with the hips...

  • dru and neil

    Thank you! Where are all the candid shots submitted by friends or family, of their handsome friend, just doing his thing. What’s with all the forced pseudo sexy “modeling” pics. The last photo with him in the blue jacket and the belt really missed the mark.

  • TMW

    Click bate. She knows what she’s doing. We can’t resist.

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    He look like he riding a Dyck!!!

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    Some guy I used to mess with a 4 years ago did the same thing to me a few weeks ago...he added me on IG and it looked like he was doing good with a great job (always had on a suit and tie) we exchanged numbers and said we would meet up in Jersey for a beach day...that night I get a call from his girlfriend...ole' boy was lying on IG...the times he had on a shirt and tie was for child support court and this niggas works at LOWES smh...

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    For real ...

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    Sugar done fell all on the floor smh...

  • isaiit

    ?

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    Morning "wood (would) you get the f&ck out my face" LOL...

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    Is it the pointy head??? He look like Weedle from Pokemon smh...

  • EMILY POST

    ?

  • Renee26

    Or he's wishing it was one ....not a drop of sweat in sight so his butt wasn't tooted up in pain from the bike seat

  • TMW

    Who is taking these pictures? Did he hire a selfie taker?? Ridiculous.

  • TMW

    No social media. At all.

  • Solstice

    Ewww ? Corey!! Yeah ? Not my cup of tea ?? at all. Hell we aren’t his cup of tea either ??

  • hottlanta

    I dont want both of us leaving the gym wearing leggings.

  • LaGrl562

    I thought it was just me dude is fine but he looks he like a pitch hitter for the other team!

  • LaGrl562

    Can we get somebody that likes women dude is suspect

  • Quitedeliteful

    cold Cold COLD!!!!!!!!! LOLLOL!!!!!!!!

  • Wreckognize Game

    I knew I was over Tyrese when my eye roll would start as soon as I clicked play.

  • KLove

    Gotcha...I only asked because a lot of females i know stated that they think dudes who post too many selfies, place too much emphasis on their personal appearance, etc, are for some reason gay. My fiancee keeps teasing me calling me gay because I cant seem to stay out the damned mirror LOL.....folks are really hypersensitive about gender roles etc nowadays....like why i gotta be gay because I like to gaze upon myself in the mirror LOL

  • http://bitchbecomesher.com Tasha Nicole

    lmaooooooooooo

  • Rayne

    Yea Chile lol

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!! Samuel Jackons's death stare is too much!

  • Quitedeliteful

    LMBAOFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ?Patty Kakes?

    ????

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Quitedeliteful

    Snicker...

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!

  • Quitedeliteful

    The man's alright -- nice body, seems like a good daddy, Black Man Working... Seems kinds sugary tho...

  • Dasright

    Lol, oh I grew up with a brother like you and he's far from gay. I just chuckle when I see anybody, male or female, taking hella pictures of themselves smizing and seducing it up for the cameras

  • Quitedeliteful

    Sandy Mae!!! LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!! You ain't NEVAH gonna win with Morning Wood! This is an extremely tough bunch of women (and men) to please! LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Malcom Flex

    He looks zesty just like most of the Morning Wood and a never married male with 2 kids isn't a catch his money is going to them-if he's a proper father, that is. I know a dude with 2 kids only paying $200 a month child support!!

  • Y’all Jealous Cuz I’m Prudy

    Syrpy Sweet

  • Erin

    he BRO(BOY)FRIEND

  • Malcom Flex

    I enjoy how she curates this page I always get a laugh.

  • Malcom Flex

    LOL!!!

  • Malcom Flex

    Your eyes aren't lying.

  • Malcom Flex

    LOL!!!!!!

  • Malcom Flex

    Unless he is making good bank, mid-6 figures his money should be going to the care feeding housing insurance and education of those 2 girls. Which doesn't make him a catch he's writing checks for at least 10 more years.

  • Malcom Flex

    Frankly I don't trust dudes who don't even try to marry the mother of their kids. Says something poor about their choices and personality.

  • TMW

    Me too!

  • Solstice

    I holler every time I see it!! ??

  • Yardgirl

    Pointy head and slow eyes ?

  • ShadesofEMPRESS

    Okay auntie I’ll be fair he isn’t my type.

  • Guess Who

    ...never that..

  • Alextra Ballard

    Dass 100 dollas per child..smh. He ain makin no money.

  • Alextra Ballard

    Sandrekia been playn lately. Did yew see tite pance Lord the otha day? Sand knew bedda

  • Bonita

    "Fine" is relative. Cause girl, I definitely don't see "fine" when I look at him. He has man boobs. Yuck! I don't even think he's attractive. And that last pic in that blue jacket giving us cleavage sums it all up for me.

  • Alextra Ballard

    We fall for it everytime! You've heard of "bait car" this "bait wood"

  • Alextra Ballard

    Cdfuuuuu!!!!yup

  • Musiclover

    ?This is Morning Deadwood.

  • NorthDeKalb

    Sandra is a mess ?

  • Alextra Ballard

    Lmmfaoooo.....this is to much!!

  • Malcom Flex

    LOL!!

  • Malcom Flex

    Yeh the dude I'm talking about makes a decent income but Unfortunately it's common for males to lie about their income, quit a job or work under the table all that just to deny their seeds protection.

  • Malcom Flex

    True. The same as some straight women lack gaydar some lesbians can't tell which males are straight but I believe Miss Sandra is on the troll stroll. It's hilarious, every time, a zesty dude and lots of comments and laughs.

  • dontgetblocked

    True.

  • RaginB

    They twirl they ass over into our section chile?

  • Solstice

    ?? Happy Friday!! ???

  • Alextra Ballard

    By her standards only..out of all these comments....yew see "he ain bad", " he ok" "he aight" "Umma pass" "not my type"
    Not nary "handsome"in the bunch...oan " he ugly." Smh@ handsum

  • Bonita

    And i know a dude with 2 little girls that told their mama one day that he's gay. So Sandra highlighting his 2 kids don't mean a damn thing.

  • Bonita

    lol That's why I said in her last Morning Wood post with o'l boy in all the size shmediums, that her heterosexual picker is off. She aint even got a clue as to how a man's clothes are supposed to fit.

  • Malcom Flex

    Remember that boxer who made a gay porno kept lying he was straight finally came out as gay and the dude had about 7 or 10 kids. Too many black males are closeted and have kids to pass for straight. I feel sorry for the kids and the ignorant baby mamas.

  • Sauvignon blanc and Weed?

    A sword swallower through and through?

  • ImWoke

    His Instagram posts were sweet

  • Queen B

    Yes I remember that shît smh

  • den

    Your gayda has malfunctioned..

  • Queen B

    Damn can we just get an ol regular degular smegular azz dude nothing fancy or oil tf up with all these nasty azz muscles

  • speakinmymind

    Gay

  • speakinmymind

    Shiiiitttt...His titties sagging more than my 40Ds.

  • speakinmymind

    Well damn...tell us how u really feel.???

  • speakinmymind

    Hollerin!!!???????

  • speakinmymind

    Petty as hell!???

  • Alicia.Ashe

    I wouldn’t mind that blue blazer.

  • GrapeCrush

    The Morning Wood has fallen way off. Seems like anybody can get a shot at being featured, lol

  • Quitedeliteful

    ????

  • Quitedeliteful

    I was going to give him a pass on the too tight pants but when I saw black shoes with white socks I just couldn't! ?

  • Alextra Ballard

    Cdfuuu!!

  • ?Patty Kakes?

    Now wait a minute Queen. I want a little muscle but they can keep the oil. Just a regular guy with moisturized skin. NO GLOSSY LIPS! That kills it for me ???

  • speakinmymind

    His head is humongous

  • Quitedeliteful

    ????

  • Quitedeliteful

    The bazer is really nice! I could definitely make that work.

  • Allihave2say

    His head is so big it looks photoshopped.
    Did he say he "settled" for the woman who birth his daughters?
    He sounds bitter. Maybe it's the smedium sized clothes making him so cranky. …and he's too short, petite and his teeth are a pointed triangle. Bye Beavis https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b7fd499b7c3257f0b80254ca4fba2933ec59b512666f0c25071932e152ee4fa9.png

  • Allihave2say

    I blame this on world wide changes. Transgenders/men in wigs can run in women's races, ANTM and beauty pageants. Girls are playing football and joining the Boy Scouts. Khloe Kardashian morphs her face with Kim's and posts to IG for likes and she's called beautiful. The world view of manliness is skewed and this is the result.

  • Allihave2say

    Stop complaining talking about "smegular". This guy is wearing smedium sized clothes. Let him live.

  • Allihave2say

    His IG is full of bitterness.
    He settled for the woman.
    She took his heart and he doesn't want it back. She can keep it.
    He's too weak and vulnerable to find a woman who complements the size of his head & shrunken ego so he concentrates on his children because that's where he feels safest. I'm out!

  • Malcom Flex

    LOL hell it's lots of laughs, anyway

  • Malcom Flex

    Damn!

  • Whiplash(lacejagger)

    Lmfao!

  • Sunnie?

    Passssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

  • dru and neil

    You know what after reading through the comments I actually feel bad for the guy! He is being ripped to shreds. He’s not morning wood material but he’s also not Quasimodo for goodness sake, poor fella...

  • Tailor Koko Milk

    Another nigga with a bunch of bastard kids! Yuck ain't NO woman want to take care of some other thots kids pleaaaasseee !

  • ImWoke

    I guess you told me. Your interpretation of his post is not mine. That post meant something completely different to me.

  • 90’sBawdy

    I sure am...lmao

  • Queen B

    Lol right but it just seems like its all or nothing for the morning wood lol ill take a little muscles too but damn everyone seems to b over the top with it

  • ?Patty Kakes?

    I know that's right ?? ?

  • Vipatlstyle

    Side eye, lol. You probably know what Im going to say....but Eric didn't make the cut....

  • MRiGOThim

    Is it me or he kinda has hips for his small frame or is it dem tight ass yoga pants O_0

  • MRiGOThim

    Auntie Sandra been showing ya'll all these sweet ass men lately :P

  • MRiGOThim

    Driftwood :P

  • MRiGOThim

    lmao, u are so correct cuz I've been with & around SEVERAL guys who have kids, wives, girlfriends, & baby mamas etc. but still like some boi pussy or to get piped down :P

  • Alextra Ballard

    Lmao...he reminds me of Cee-lo

  • Alextra Ballard

    Where theirs churn...there's a Baby Mama somewhere. Ain nobidy got time for that. Specially if she's on some rachett shidt.

  • bemetoo

    bihhh nonononono

  • Lovey

    Why does all the morning wood give off a GAY tone?

  • Bambi

    No.

  • the guest

    Smedium.

  • Malcom Flex

    LOL because many down low gay males are narcissistic

  • Malcom Flex

    LOL! Dayum the laughs keep coming up in here.

  • Malcom Flex

    It's very common. But they blame everybody why they stay closeted, the church their mama their baby mama their deadbeat daddy but they're just cowards being gay is nothing to hide or be ashamed of.

  • Alextra Ballard

    Dey just can't hide that Zestiness!!!

  • MythCalledLove

    He seems extra..The black essence man of the month. Is this a photo shoot? I just always wonder who is behind the camera

  • Indies beauty

    *literally* throws phone at wall.

  • Jussjess25

    Im good ?

  • Jussjess25

    Sandy has a hard time telling the difference

  • Jussjess25

    Dam tailor. I agree but calling the kids names is mean af ?

  • Tailor Koko Milk

    Sorry not sorry

  • Mama Dee’s Wig Maker

    Nah

  • SayWhatNow?

    Those are daisy dukes in the third picture for sure!

  • ?Patty Kakes?

    The first picture turned me off. Why they clothes gotta be so tight!?!?!

  • Jordan’s Memory

    Hell yeah they young too! gotta take them everywhere! I can see them messing up my light furniture and carpet drawing shit and eating ice cream all the time! LMAO

  • RICHIE_RICH

    I feel sorry for the str8 single women, it’s really slim pickings for y'all ??????????

  • Alextra Ballard

    Cdfuuu... Chile cuz some churn lack home training!

  • Malcom Flex

    To attract other males.

  • Jennifer

    Way too petite and perched lipped for me! Auntie, a little more Suge Knight '95, some man meat and masculinity!

  • parisjok

    total loser with two babies and no wife or real family structure. loser

  • MRiGOThim

    yes indeed :P

  • shay2shaymd

    AHAHAHAHAHA

  • shay2shaymd

    Well Damn

  • shay2shaymd

    AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

  • KLo

    nah. i see nothing to brag about