Ray Hushpuppi

Today's Morning Wood is Nigerian philanthropist Ray "Hushpuppi" Igbalodely. He was submitted by a loyal reader who calls Hushpuppi her "Dream man".

My loyal reader says she admires Hushpuppi's flashy brand name style, and she lives vicariously through his Instagram photos.

Hushpuppi is best known on social media for his jet-setting, high fashion lifestyle. He doesn't spend all his money on expensive clothes, jewelry and cars. He also donates millions to charities in Malaysia and around the world.

Follow Hushpuppi on Instagram.com at @hushpuppi.
 

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Last night a lady walked up to me at this wedding, she said many things that I don’t recall this morning but what I won’t forget is when she said “You are not the richest guy we know, you are not the most handsome guy the world has seen, but there’s this thing about you, you are always yourself, you have your unique way of standing out and above all, You have magic in you and I believe with that you can conquer the world, you can be anything you want, continue to be you and we love you no matter what Hushpuppi” Those words mean a lot to me and to anyone of you who feel that way about me I want you all to know I love you guys and God bless you all. Y’all have a Guccifull weekend #Gucci #Guccification

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  • Queen B

    Definitely pass on him ain't nothing worse than a flashy niqqa smh he go get me and him both robbed and shot lol ?

  • KB

    I agree... I’m passing on this one. I’ll check back on Monday.

  • Judge Mental Will

    His money makes him cute. But why on Instagram it appears to be another page with his images, inboxing me to join his illuminati group. I hopes its a catfish page.

  • T865!

    That’s a no from me

  • Missy

    Nope nope and nope.

  • HoneyyGoodMoneyy_

    no thank you .. Chanel is such a feminine brand, i hate when men wear it .. next caller ! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cea048690595d336a18d72f41a113d5800e0328da7fea5dbe35786e046a07fb8.gif

  • Vonn

    Nope. Return to sender. That international morning wood needs to stay local. More like flushpuppi...right on down the drain.

  • Judge Mental Will

    His money makes him cute. But why on Instagram it appears to be another page with his images, inboxing me to join his illuminati group. I hopes its a catfish page. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7d781406ca7cd8ca6862161598665c37d83f3feac745b0c54d461c7628271514.jpg

  • Rayne

    He keep a lil purse on him I see. ??? Morning I wood neva!

  • HalleMerry

    I Can always spot people who grew up with no WEALTH! Or new Money..all they do is flash it around.Real G's move in silence.

  • CaramelDrop

    Nice clothes but looks like a SCAM is waiting to happen?????

  • Yui

    On the day Sandra post a Morning Wood that doesn’t look like my relatives (last two) — we get this! ?

  • Guest

    You're kidding right?

  • GrapeCrush

    ???

  • Tiffany Miller

    He is waaaay too caught up... and that lie about some woman telling him he is THE GREATEST man in the world. CHILE CHEESE!!!! And that cake? He is out of touch.

  • Soda

    I bet not one person got a piece of that cake, went straight to the freezer for his admiration.

  • Vonn

    He looks like someone's bearded Auntie in that gucci suit.

  • Miss Thang

    more like "Evening Fruit".

  • Mmm…Okay

    That's a no for me dawg

  • Logan Roberts

    #FruityPebbles.

  • justlooking

    Toilet Cruiser
    No impressed

  • Wreckognize Game

    Nope

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    Not even money makes him cute. How does he earn a living.

  • justlooking

    He in touch, with many mainy MEN Y
    YEAP

  • Black4life

    No...Just No. I'm speechless. Not even a joke. Oh....he's the joke.

  • Bashi22

    That’s a certified label ? whore. He should ask to be brand ambassador for all these label. Meanwhile Salma Hayek daughter getting wealthy each hour because her father owns those label ?.

  • Soda

    Who is brave enough to admit to being the Loyal Reader??

  • CoTToNCaNDie SWeeTAsGolD
  • justlooking

    NOT even
    Those clothes are gawdy. A couple of pieces are okay, but that doern to much. Unless you a paid by the designer.

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    I have a sneaking suspicion that he nominated himself. Label whoring does not make him morning wood.

  • Notatall

    He looks like a 2018 Idi Amin

  • justlooking

    Wheeeww...I need on a depends. MY entire left side is HURTING!

  • Wreckognize Game

    Like Lasagna? in my Weezy voice

  • Juliaquan C Spain

    Dresses very expensive but for as my dream man ....no thanks.

  • Wreckognize Game

    Well when I saw the 1st pic with the purse I was hoping he designed the bag. But no....

  • Dontgetdraggedhoe??

    Bye

  • Dr. P

    Whoever the loyal reader is that nominated him needs to log off forever...his labels ain't impressing anyone other than her...po baby

  • SoChlo

    He looks tacky and insecure. There is nothing more cringeworthy than a man thinking overpriced clothes make him desireable.

  • iWasteTime
  • Ms. Jackson

    ???????. The last pic is nice tho.. I guess. ??

  • rory
  • Wreckognize Game

    Real question. Are you just checking in on Monday or do you really believe Auntie will post a good Wood on Monday??

  • justlooking

    Which reminds me. Is Jaden dating Tyler the Creator dating? Or did I miss that post? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/10387471ec7a90aa583609e06d71964c13953fd0cd472a4511618abf4b2f839c.gif

  • tintin

    Sandra is so sweet to give all men a chance to feel like their somebody.

  • justlooking

    Whats good boo.

  • Kim’s Original Face

    Soon as I saw his name and first picture I thought of a basa basket with a side of fries.

    He is overcompensating its a no for me. I wonder what his credit score is

  • justlooking

    The loyal reader is himself.

  • justlooking

    I just said that before I saw that you said IT TOO!

  • hi-liter

    Sit down somewhere and hush ? puppy ?

  • justlooking

    Hush puppies are soft and greasy
    Just like he looks.

  • KLove

    dress code is superb fam...no homo

  • Robert lee Bennett OG

    Black men have turned to fashionistas while in white supremecist and increasingly becoming more militant

  • Alextra Ballard

    lolololol

  • bemetoo

    No this lil dack negro calls himself hush puppy

  • ThatNigerianGirl

    Igbalode Ramoni. O pada wo blogi awon ara ilu oke. Orishirishi.

    Lol. Hushpuppi is loved and hated in Nigeria at the same time. He is also said to be philanthropic though.

    #ThatNigerianGirl

  • FukkFolks2018

    He prolly that nignog who emailed folks most of the 90's and part of the early to mid 2000s.... tambout his family is wealthy but they need me to send my life savings via wire to help them save their kingdom.

    Hard pass.

  • TMW

    Label w hore. Nope.

  • dru and neil

    Too gaudy, tacky and flashy and I don’t care how much all this mess cost.

  • jayhawkpride

    Yep! The agenda is working!!

  • DroneRivers

    *dead*

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    i can't get past “Hushpuppi” ....just gimme a minute Sandra... whew lawd... https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b029c76378ea5eb0d17be0ae40b316f329298b08b0b47105020d3c5aaea4a82e.gif

  • Mama Dee’s Wig Maker

    Lol

  • TMW

    I saw this too!!! Kids’ language these days though...What we think means one thing means something else. We’ll know for sure if Jada starts gushing at the red table about Jaden finally coming out.

  • hi-liter

    That’s how he earned them millions ?

  • JENNYJONES1

    SANDRA PLEASE ORGANIZE A COMMITTEE TO START PICKING THE MORNING WOOD B/C AS OF LATE THESE GUYS HAVE BEEN THE MORNING DUDS. EWW........JENNY JONES!!!

  • queen of cups

    you cant take it with you

  • Mz_Opinionated

    Give me a break...It's such a thing as being too much.

  • PLEASEDontTellMe

    There is nothing subtle about this brand whore...i mean guy. Today it's the Fendi Store tomorrow it's the Feds. NOPE! no wood here

  • Alextra Ballard

    NO.....He reminds me of Big Boi from outcast....I hope Sandra ain regressing. She's been doin pretty good

  • JENNYJONES1

    AHHHH HA HA HA!!!! ROTFF!!! .........JENNY JONES!!!!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    girl.... i am weakened! *dabs at eyes*
    ....Sandra a fool for this... after that intro, not even the facial hair can redeem this bro's chance at a fair review, smh https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/92889c8c87c494548b7b7556dc6993ecdac82203a0c2510635c6ca9901d5e177.gif

  • Marlika

    Labels whores are such turn offs. This man has too many purses/ handbags for me. Label whores fail to realize you can look good with the label being stamped all over the clothing.

    I don’t care how much money his has, his style is just tacky as hell.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    Hollering!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anunnaki, in A twilight Zone

    Hushpuppi.

  • Quitedeliteful

    Is he really as wealthy as he seems on IG??

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!
  • oshh16

    Clothes do not make the man.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    *cackles*

  • Alextra Ballard

    Smh at nugga named HushPuppi.....I should have known

  • Mz_Opinionated

    LMAO!!!!!!!! NO! Don't do Kermit like that!!!!!

  • dru and neil

    You are damn right about that.He nominated HIMSELF.

  • Marlika

    future and bank account look like.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    *rests head on keyboardt*
    LMAO!

  • xenaD

    Anyway

  • DroneRivers

    So he's just gonna act like he ain't used to anything, huh? All them tacky labels all over the place.

  • Quitedeliteful

    He stays shopping!!

  • hi-liter

    He might be a part time Pirate.

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLOL!!!!!

  • Soda

    He's emailing Sandra right now telling her to close the comments! Y'all don't know how to appreciate a jetsetter.

  • Marlika

    Label whores are usually insecure and trying to compensate for whatever they’re lacking.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!
  • oshh16

    very.......I don't like flash or ostentation.

  • Mz_Opinionated

    LOL!!! Dying a very slow death. I can't...

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    Well at least the last couple have been straight.
    So baby steps. Baby steps!!!

  • FukkFolks2018

    We might not, but we know how to spot a scammer.

  • Quitedeliteful

    Right?? He doing somthin!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    LOL!

  • FukkFolks2018

    A pirate pirate or a butt pirate?

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    LOL!!!!

  • HalleMerry

    Local,but NOT from Atlanta ?

  • TriniHarlem

    Don't get me wrong I don't mind labels however I hate seeing a label. Tacky as an adult. Also when a man is a designer whore it's a HUGE turnoff. So before I can even look at your face your attention whoring turned me OFF. Next caller!!

  • Coy little wink
  • Alextra Ballard

    yew and me boff......lmao.....I canna even imagine another nugga callin his name......Yoooo HushPuppi!!!!!!

  • hi-liter

    The ones that was taking over ships and robbing a few years back

  • Being bad is way more fun

    Nice beard but hes somebody I would have to get to know .. Hes just not lust at first sight to me but you just never know !!

  • Anunnaki, in A twilight Zone

    Chile that's what I'm saying, hushpuppi. ?

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!
  • Anunnaki, in A twilight Zone

    Lol

  • Being bad is way more fun

    Long as he can afford it then Im kewl with it .. Who knows he may work for them ;-]

  • Alextra Ballard

    lmaoooo

  • FukkFolks2018

    oh a pirate pirate.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!
  • JENNYJONES1

    LOL BUT THAT IS QUESTIONABLE........JENNY JONES!!!!

  • HIS4EVA

    ummm no offense but no thank you- not doing it for me. God bless & much success

  • Coy little wink
  • Soda

    And at airports.

  • hi-liter

    He ban-not be mursty as a pole cat in all them expensive duds either.

  • Alextra Ballard

    He ain got no sex appeal....Ion care who's label he's wearing

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    *cackles*

  • Ni Ni

    Exactly, i can't even take him serious as a man.

  • Vonn

    Per Sandra, He's Nigerian. They can keep him.

  • Quitedeliteful

    What I want to know is how does he or his family make their money?

  • Alextra Ballard

    mursty and wearing cologne

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!

  • justlooking

    Weak like his wrist..the bags even look floppy.

  • dru and neil

    Exactly. It should not look like Fendi vomited on you. It could have looked good if it was subtle.

  • HalleMerry

    Y'all gonna get me fired from work! ?

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!

  • justlooking

    It's no surprise, but a surprise. Long as he happy. I had no idea that Tyler was until last year. I don't really follow that crew. I saw it trending yesterday.

  • Keyshia Ray

    Ummmmm no..... Lol

  • JENNYJONES1

    HE LOOKS LIKE THE NIGERIAN SCAMMER THAT STOLE TYLER PERRY'S CREDIT CARD NUMBER. LOL!!!! LABELS DO NOT MAKE YOU SEXY OR H0T........JENNY JONES!!!!

  • Coy little wink

    Scamming hun...or some hoe shyt

  • hi-liter

    Must be a lot of gullible people.

  • Sassie

    I don't like flashy people. I don't like clothes with the names flashed all across them, either. If he is truly donating millions to those in need then God bless him, but all that flashiness is just tacky and a turn off. They are just NAMES on clothes, people. He reminds me of that overly flashy whore Marlo that be on that Atlanta Housewives show. Don't get me wrong..I like my name brand higher quality stuff, too...but most of the time you won't even know it's name brand, cuz I'm really low key.

  • justlooking
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    LOL! you said Sandra needs some add'l input on these selections?!

    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ThatNigerianGirl

    He is very very wealthy .

  • Hill Candy

    I am here FOR the comments! LOL

  • oshh16

    I been meaning to try basa, a dude told me about it being a really good tasting fish years ago.

  • justlooking

    LIKE zero. Hopefully he is getting free stuff. Cause that a waste of money.
    I want to his 401K and retirement.

  • Sassie

    Pirate Pirate, LOL

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    ROFL!!!!!!!!

  • oshh16

    LLS the good ones are crunchy on the outside tho.

  • HalleMerry

    Why is he hated?

  • Mz_Opinionated

    And that is how it's supposed to be done. Low Key...

  • justlooking

    These gotdamn comments gone take me outta here before Thanksgiving.

  • Tlowe89

    I’m sorry but he looks tacky. I hate how people can make designer clothes looks so tacky

  • Coy little wink

    That's the IG you see me bish I'm stunting on you hoes pose ?

  • SpillyNillie

    You know what...I feel like Sandra has a good tickle while writing these Morning Twig posts.

    Yea his azz likes a lil male tail to go along with all his F is for Fenna...

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    alright Missy.... go sit on the bench... LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Marlika

    It looks like some of these pictures were taking in the store after trying on the clothing. ? He probaly does what the white people do, wear the clothing and then return it likes it’s nothing.?????

  • hi-liter

    ???

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!
  • SpillyNillie

    A pole cat??? That's a new one...even for my cuntry ass!

  • Tlowe89

    Is he a purse model.... so many satchels, pocketbooks, and totes.... just falling all over the place in these photos

  • SpillyNillie

    Butt...

  • Shawty

    dying laughing at this

  • Kim’s Original Face

    Soo good try it! Super light ans great flavor

  • justlooking

    Once I was at a store and this YT woman had BAGS of return. Like Christmas shopping bags size. One the bags was receipts. Said to self, this bish is crazy. Security would have been standing next to one of us.

  • Elevated Soul

    This dude is not only ugly but he's also "sweet looking".

  • SpillyNillie

    The luggage is nice tho....

  • justlooking

    Hey sis. Miss you. Hope all is well with you and Fam

  • justlooking

    Hey Sis long time. Ehugs

  • Quitedeliteful

    So you're saying he tries on a bunch of clothes, snaps photos and then buys a key chain?? LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • justlooking

    Yes, that other FEMALES do zaxtly.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    they'll be like "that bus wouldna hit him if i had knew his gov name" LOL!

  • Hill Candy

    Now how Lyrica G get involved with this? lol

  • Shawty

    The last ONE! The one before with the dreads was not a wood for me. I'm not sure why ALL the brothas look like they on the DL but I find she misses more than she hits.

  • Coy little wink

    This is BIG on IG

  • TMW

    Whaaattt??? You know them Pinkett-Smith’s spill all their business at the Red Table! ???

  • Shawty

    cracking up

  • Shawty

    Looks are deceiving they say. He painting a picture he wants us to see.

  • INDUSTRY GURU

    LOL LOL ...NO FURTHER COMMENT,

    I dont usually even click on these, as a hetero male.

    I thought I might learn something from an international brother.I was wrong!

    Excuse my French....."Le Gay"

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    yeah, you can't introduce him to your girls like "hey yall, i wan't yall to meet 'Hushpuppi' "
    my dumb azz friends wouldn't even be able to maintain eye contact with him after that, smh
    LOL!

  • Quitedeliteful

    Designer labels on every piece of clothing?!?!? I bet even his bed sheets have logos all over them...

  • Miss Thang

    i love this gif lmaoooooo

  • Shawty

    ROFLMAO!!!!!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    yall so foolish today, smh
    LOL!!!

  • Shawty

    Butt most are kinda sweet on the inside...I'm just saying

  • Dun Dilly

    Designer everything won't cover that mug, tho.

  • Tlowe89

    Lol no I’m trying to figure out if he’s a handbag model or is he one of the “girls”.... bcus that’s a lot of darn purses

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!
  • Renee26

    Paaaaaasssss the show boating is a turn off to me and he's not cute... Is he one of those men who email chain letters to people??

  • Shawty

    It's a man bag.....giggles

  • Shawty

    cracking up

  • Renee26

    I got that vibe too with all those huge murses...either that or he's overcompensating for areas he lacks in whether it's peen size or brains

  • Peppermint Patty

    Okay WHATCHU SAY RENEE!! 3 THUMBS DOWN

  • Shawty

    Pepe Le Pew

  • Desi

    Clutches, crossbodies, slings, hobos......Too much!?

  • Rahab

    Hey Biggie told you already, gucci down to the socks.

  • Peppermint Patty

    Bet he got a Fendi toothbrush

  • Shawty

    He also said black and ugly as ever...lol

  • Renee26

    With that empty Fendi bag hell yeah

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • INDUSTRY GURU

    HOW, what, line of work- what does he do

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    it's a "murse"
    LOL!

  • Rere

    It's a no for me!

  • Rahab

    ? However! He and Craig Mack put uglies on with those lyrical skills.

  • Vonn

    ?

  • Renee26

    ?

  • Peppermint Patty

    I could never take morning wood from him for fear that his features would be bestowed upon my children....no!...long sigh bring back the sweet stripper mma guy

  • Shawty

    I'm getting fired today. I'm laughing out loud at these comments and got others looking in here because they know I'm alone and trying to see what the hell is so funny. These comments are cray today.

  • ThatNigerianGirl

    He seemingly have money most Nigerians can only dream of.

  • Quitedeliteful

    LMBAOFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ThatNigerianGirl

    Nobody knows, none that I know though, just the usual designer labels and news of him giving out money and aids.

  • Tammie Reed

    Ummmm!

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!

  • stav

    STOP PLAYING!

  • ClaireHuxtable

    Sorry, but I can't handle all that designer stuff. He looks like a walking advertisement.
    Overload.

  • Quitedeliteful

    fear that his features would be bestowed upon my children
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ClaireHuxtable

    Gucci mouthwash, LV toilet paper...

  • seun

    Dude is possibly a scammer, brokers for kidney donors in Malaysia or sells his bussy to Arab men....

  • INDUSTRY GURU

    I see, seems like an over exageration of what is popular, or cool with American men from the perslective of rappers who wear dresses, wear womans cloths and carry Murses (a male version of the purse) .

    Bra got it all wrong! I hope Nigerian women dont co-sign this or find it attrative

  • Quitedeliteful

    or sells his bussy to Arab men....
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    LMBAOFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You might be right tho....

  • Shamwow

    The fact that someone has a crush on him reconfirms that, there’s somebody for everybody.

  • Blue

    If I suck my stomach in I could pass for a more suitable Morning Wood than this dude. Put me in coach (Sandra)

  • Trey

    I guess its official...I need to email Sandra my pics so yall can see a real dude out here that actually working...and not selling trunks of treasure for a 400 deposit

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

  • MythCalledLove

    Ain't nothing like new money..Anytime you hv to show off and pose up like this. Need your ego stroked. Act just like folks that never had $h!t & won the lottery. Example of how social media has just created a new addiction.

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    I'm doing the same... this why i love yall. yall actually got me laughing so hard, i'm not eem gone reach across this cube and knock fire from this yt bish today. yall saving lives! LOL!!!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    LMAO!!!!!!!!

  • Quitedeliteful

    He needs to give me a couple of those purses!!!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!
  • TriniHarlem

    How you been?!! I'm so in and out so I miss everyone.

  • ~~eb

    Who is the HELL submitted him as "morning wood" chile please!

  • Dr. P

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • P3

    Bet he got Prada Toothpicks

  • Meme

    This is horrific how ostentatious

  • friendofblog

    I hollered when I saw Steve Harvey rocking one.

  • ~~eb

    I HATE YOU!!! LOL

  • Guest

    I knew when I came back this afternoon the comment section would be lit. I am crying tears laughing at these comments.

  • Malcom Flex

    Gay Nigerian hustler? If that's all real and his he is a fool for not being surrounded by security guards.

  • Dee

    ?????

  • Prettybrowneyes
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    LOL!!!!!!

  • Fire & Ice

    He got scammer written all over him. Identity theft, tax fraud, credit card fraud, Nigerian bank wire scam, etc.

  • Meme

    Some nouveau riche acting kitsch. I wonder if his father is a politician who stolen the money from the people of Nigeria and then halfwit over there goes and donates the money to Malaysia what an absolute imbecile

  • Dowoop

    Fine this one isn't from Atlanta but Sandra just introduced a different stereotype for us to go in on.

  • Dowoop

    LMFAO.

  • ohdearme

    He's a walking billboard, a foolish looking one at that! I can't stand the "matchy-matchy" sh!t, reminds me of Geranimals for kids back in the day, the Dinosaur bottoms and tops that matched, no sir!

  • Dowoop

    Oh dear!

  • Dowoop

    Well this one donates his millions so maybe the entire chain letter isn't a lie.

  • Zeta Phi Beta 1920

    We need to start FLOSSIN' Black designers.
    I am not impressed.

  • Bossy704

    A West African man sure will spend all that money on designer digs for himself while his girl has to make due with knock offs and a synthetic wig. I'm Nigerian I tell the truth. At least get one from a French speaking country - they have higher self esteem.

  • MissMaryMack410

    This was posted as a joke, right Aunty???????

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    My loyal reader doesn't think he's a joke. She's in love.

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    ???

  • Andrea Williams

    Dream man or nightmare?

  • Junkanoo

    Africans are chasing a European lifestyle caught up in distractions while their governments are allowing the Chinese to come in and colonize Mother Africa for resources so annoying , get those greedy ass Chinese people out of Africa.

  • Torae

    Tacky....

  • KLo

    call me

  • Solstice
  • KLo

    $ can make anything look good

  • Solstice

    & gone ???

  • Y me?

    I loves me a Nigerian. But i haven't met one yet that wasn't a wh*re

  • Solstice

    LMMFAO!!!

  • Solstice
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    good to see your font! ?

  • justlooking

    I haven't time to visit either. Mostly after hours.

    All is well!

  • justlooking

    Like the crust on his toes I am certain

  • Mr.LeBrickJames

    I was wondering about that. So many impoverished nations in Africa could use the help, and he decides to donate millions to Malaysia? That was strange, to say the least.

  • hottlanta

    My draws come from biglots in a hanes pk of 4 from the clearance rack. I will pass on him. He dont make enuf money for me.

  • hottlanta

    He selling out Africa getting some of them Chinese dollars

  • hottlanta

    Yep they even got brothels 2 service the Chinese workers that the African men can't even touch or look it.

  • justlooking

    Nahhhhhhhh

  • justlooking

    With himself

  • Chocolate Bliss

    Hahaaaaa

  • StayathomeMom

    I don’t comment on the wood but Sandra you dead ass wrong for posting this one!! He’s not even average just ?

  • StayathomeMom

    Nightmare

  • Chocolate Bliss

    Speak on it!

  • Sid

    Y’all are playing now lol

  • Vegas1989

    You made me bust out laughing...Big Lots is my store. I have to go and pick up my Viva Paper towels and my Cottonelle Wipes....I'm sorry for dropping brand names....LOL

  • bigtyme

    I hardly ever actually look at the wood post but I did today and it must be the work of the lawd bc ya’ll have truly cheered me up win these comments. This might be one of my favorite drags ever

  • Kayke

    No thanks. He seems like the type to steal your identity after y’all break up.

  • Vegas1989

    That's a no for me Dawg!...But I will like you to give me your Fendi bag for a parting gift to me....LOL

  • Quitedeliteful

    Yep!! LOLLOL!!!!!!!

  • Quitedeliteful

    Yep!! LOLLOL!!!!!!!

  • iWasteTime

    Hey sis!
    I hope you see this! I went to the book fair to volunteer my time and my money
    I'm good, hope all is well with you. Still have 2 dollars and a dream

  • hottlanta

    Imma go 2 his home n do a fake drop n roll n l bet his furniture got a Aarons renter sticker under the table with a serial number

  • Eileen

    so sad but true...In atlanta they are the playboys..

  • hottlanta

    I know right. Men like him r bad in bed they r over compensating for something. I be dayum if l sit up with his azz n stare at a bunch of letter fs all night.

  • Eileen

    too late for that! I understand the chinese are also marrying african women. i dont give any credence to the motherland and slavery bs. africa was selling black folks long before colonizers came there and now they are at it again...smh I do me and what works for me...

  • Eileen

    the africans let it happen...selling us out again! and people were upset that Trump called it a sh-thole...guess what it is a sh-thole of africans that are repeating their legacy of selling out their people . Maybe the african women can find a nice little asian man to marry and they create afriasian babies...smh

  • Eileen

    why is he donating to malaysia! what about his sh-thole country dont the little african kids need the money...

  • Junkanoo

    A bunch of craziness why does everyone thing they can build huge amounts of wealth off of black people it really pisses me off

  • Eileen

    a label h-e thats what madea calls it. There is a difference between pulled together and label h-e. when younare pulled together it isnt forced its appreciated...oh she always looks so nice. when you are a lable h-e everone can read it..oh thats a fendi I wish i had that man look at those shoes, etc etc all labels

  • Andrea Williams

    Yep, that's what I thought when I saw him.

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    I understand. My Morning Wood is not for everyone.

  • Malcom Flex

    THANK YOU! Asians bout to take over Africa but they be flossing trying to be like Black American rappers. Rome is burning but they got Fendi and Gucci, though.

  • LaGrl562

    Naw I'll pass hate to see what else is in her dreams...................

  • Malcom Flex

    Your loyal reader trolling you. LOL

  • Junkanoo

    I saw a story a while back about Chinese men marrying African women ,they killed off so many Chinese baby girls there not enough women for Chinese men to marry in China so now their marrying African women which doesn't bother me African men have been marrying out their races for a long while. What I don't like is it gives the Chinese even more leverage in Africa . Black folks can't have anything for themselves .

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Submit your pics to sandra @ sandrarose.com (remove the spaces).

  • Desiree

    Why did I holler, hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

  • Renee26

    ? show me the receipts then I'll believe it

  • Renee26

    2 big toes and both thumbs ?

  • Rainbowbelow
  • Dahl

    No. We’ll try again tomorrow morning...

  • Solstice

    ??!!

  • hottlanta

    Madoff made money off his own people. There was not one black person in the bunch.

  • ShadesofEMPRESS

    Nah

  • Guess Who

    LMMFAO!

    WHO IN THE TROLL UNDER THE BRIDGE HELL SUBMITTED THIS? Sandra posted this strictly for the lulz!

    Ok, let me quit. Beauty is subjective and he's a "do-gooder" so maybe that meets Sandra Rose's criteria for morning wood...
    ....but damn sure not mine. He is ugly asf...and regardless of how much his 'fits cost, he looks tacky and gaudy as hell. His lip are having a dispute about what color they should be and it's giving me anxiety.

    *whew* I had that out.

    Ok, I'm done. But it's a ROCK HARD NO for me.

  • Guess Who

    *ROLLING*!!!

  • Guess Who

    I"M ROLLING!

  • SunRiseBlossom

    LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hottlanta

    Looks like a flag pole wirh those wide loud stripes.

  • i told you so

    I'm insulted.

  • ClaireHuxtable

    !!!Alarm bellllls!!!

  • RICHIE_RICH

    ?????? A whole READ!!

  • RICHIE_RICH

    Loyal reader ????.

  • RICHIE_RICH
  • Malcom Flex

    You're probably right he's flossing too tough if he was that rich he'd be more low key that's new money moves or stolen money moves.

  • https://twitter.com/Chicagowise Chicagowise

    After that Kim Porter story, I needed those Lolz! Thanks, Roses!

  • https://twitter.com/Chicagowise Chicagowise

    After that Kim Porter story, I needed those Lolz! Thanks, Roses!

  • Darkandlovely617?

    Upvote times infinity

  • Realnigga101

    Dude looks like a slave of them white European designers, typical African corrupt, money laundering guy who steals all the money from his homeland and comes to spend it in the U.S and Europe.

  • Darkandlovely617?

    Wait??
    Giving (passing around) AIDS or AID ( helping folks)

    ??????

  • ThatNigerianGirl

    Helping people.

  • Darkandlovely617?

    Thank you for the clarification ?

  • Jussjess25

    Label man whore.

  • Jussjess25

    ?????

  • Battyfish

    Amen.

  • Fire & Ice

    It's not uncommon to see this type around Miami.

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    All I see is scammer. A man into labels, I'll pass.

  • Lorenzo Chaps

    or a scammer?

  • Alextra Ballard

    Lmaooo

  • Y me?

    Lmao ? ??i did not say that!

  • dontgetblocked

    He's gay, chubby, unattractive, and materialistic. A hard pass for me.

  • IyanlaVanzantoftheInterWebs

    Hushpuppi????
    Morning wood for WHO exactly??? ?

  • Allihave2say

    Do not pass. Do not collect $200; Make a U-turn and miss this street altogether friend.

  • Allihave2say

    Now I understand the meaning of soft wood.

  • hottlanta

    I bet his underwear are ironed n starched with Niagara spray starch with a crease in the front n back

  • Eileen

    Come to Atlanta you will see it in living color Nigerian playboys

  • B.Loveitt

    I'm good don't save me none.

    Cheers...

  • justlooking

    Came back, to see if you saw my comment.

    Two and dream!!!!! You got that right.

  • Sweet Black Cherri

    WTF is up with men and these pocketbooks??? Uggghhh

  • Naka Okuma

    You've said it all, that's what he is, im Nigerian so I know.

  • Blue

    Nah, Auntie. They not dragging me. Nope. I was just playing. LOL

  • ALLMINE?

    Omg

  • jeniefrumdabloc™
  • ~~eb

    Not Niagra...LOL

  • hottlanta

    Heavy starch. Only the best.

  • FukkFolks2018

    hey there! I missed this. Hope you are swell

  • garrisonville

    yeah ok Sandra

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    Oh good another man who uses fashion to make up for his subpar face...show me a man thats reading a book and helping out in the community... not some label ho who dabs the sides of his mouth with a napkin....

  • justlooking

    HUGS YOU NECK

  • Trace da Ace

    Issa a hard, firm NO for me.....not even attractive....so moving on--->

  • ?Patty Kakes?

    It's a super hard no for me (with the what chu talking Willis face) He is just too damn tacky. He mut have picked the tackiest stuff in the damn store ????

  • ?Patty Kakes?

    It's a super hard no for me (with the what chu talking Willis face) He is just too damn tacky. He mut have picked the tackiest stuff in the damn store ????

  • 90’sBawdy

    Miss me with this unattractive label whore

  • justlooking

    Swell...???

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    Jaden is not ghey. He was raised by a loving father.

  • justlooking

    GOTCHA

  • MRiGOThim

    Auntie, are u serious with this unattractive Nigerian scammer :P