Morning Wood: Lamont Johnson

Lamont Johnson

Today’s Morning Wood is hunky eye candy Lamont Johnson. Mr. Johnson is a worldwide fashion model with smoldering good looks that makes the ladies swoon.

As you can see, Johnson takes very good care of his bod, which is covered with tattoos.

Johnson’s body is courtesy of Atlanta-based fitness trainer @ljshredz_.

Thanks to Sonia L. for the link!

Follow Mr. Johnson on Instagram.com.

Enjoy Jonson’s hawt photos below!
 

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I like regular chicks I can’t fw no ig models…

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  • Miss Thang

    no thank you…

  • Fire & Ice

    Just here for the comments ?

  • Django the God

    Where can I find a suit, with a nut pouch?

  • Fire & Ice

    Damn just like that ???

  • Fire & Ice

    Omg y’all starting already. Sandy might have to cut the comments ???

  • Vegas1989

    In my Randy Jackson voice, “That’s a No for me Dawg!” I’m not a fan extra smedium clothes…..LOL…Big Arms and Big Thighs and you have a some slim 34 slacks and jeans and a smedium shirt and sweater. I’m so glad that I wasn’t sipping my tea when I was scrolling down looking at them pics….LOL

  • Gloria

    His beard and thighs…. Just no.

  • Django the God

    Lol, I mean I’m down to like 3 pair of jeans I can wear.

  • Vegas1989

    His bread looks like a lacefront wig bread and the glue is not sticky properly….LOL

  • iWasteTime

    the pout and perch … It’s a no!

  • n1kk1a

    His beard looks like it glued on in that wife beater pic…

  • Kim’s Original Face

    I saw a video of him trying to get his lil man meat inside some jeans. Reminded me of how I try and squeeze my ? inside my jeans.

    ? next caseeeee

  • Kim’s Original Face

    ???

  • Django the God

    He wearing the Odell Beckham’s, with the Odell Beckham curls.

  • Vegas1989

    His hair is all over the place. I thought he was trying to be a black buff SideShow Bob from the Simpsons….LOL

  • Vegas1989

    Yep…Here we go!

  • Tammie Reed

    A bit too hairy for me but he cute… LOL!

  • wonderwoman

    He should be ashame wearing that tight a$$ suit with his big old balls. I’ll pass.

  • ShelbyMoore

    He looks like that Chris guy that beat up Parker from My Wife & Kids.

  • ShelbyMoore

    He does nothing for me! Hard pass!

  • Vegas1989

    He thought he could get in his Easter Suit from the 12th grade….LOL

  • Fire & Ice

    Not Sideshow Bob. I love that character on the Simpsons ???

  • Fire & Ice

    Ok ?

  • Fire & Ice

    Is that a twist out he’s wearing?

  • Django the God

    Hahahaaaaaaaaaa!

  • Vegas1989

    He is mine too…’Helllllo Bart!” When he was trying to kill Bart…LOL

  • WutizstillHERE!

    Ok so he did make me do a double take in that maroon out fit.. package delivery!

  • Andrea Williams

    Nope!

  • leapyearpisces

    He sure does….

  • Vegas1989

    I have no idea. His hair is all over the map.

  • Django the God

    I’m restarting my phone. It’s tears on my screen.

  • Hunni24

    I came on to comment about the lacefront beard, but I see you beat me to it!

  • leapyearpisces

    So 4th pic down. I am not going to assume, so I will ask – Is that lace glue on the right side of his beard?

  • Vegas1989

    LOL….SMH…REBOOT!!!

  • Fire & Ice

    I just came back to ask the same question!

  • Yui

    I hate! Hate! HATE these nanny goat ? breads these men are sporting nowadays. I mean, why?!
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e63e2cf8d2fbb965d161a9a6f117efc84ff9089b753d109bd8a62c207d35f4fc.jpg
    ?

  • Mama Dee’s Wig Maker

    He cute and I’ve seen his pictures before, but I’ve never seen a picture of him smiling…what them teef look like

  • CoTToNCaNDie SWeeTAsGolD

    Maybe if he trimmed his beard a little and allowed for a little more space between him and his clothes. The maroon suit looks nice tho. But Ion know about morning wood.

  • Mama Dee’s Wig Maker

    I heart you because your avi is Deku

  • Y’all Jealous Cuz I’m Prudy

    Not bad at all, except that last pic where it looks like he’s wearing a diaper with that nice suit.

  • Mama Dee’s Wig Maker

    Bwahahahaha…I had to scroll back up and I died

  • Yui

    Yaaaas!

    (I just bought an All Might tee last week!)

  • Mama Dee’s Wig Maker

    Nice!!

  • Vegas1989

    Yes indeed!!!!…

  • Django the God

    Resha, do you looove me?

  • SoulfulLove

    *crine*

  • Ihatemoney

    A diaper or are you ????

  • Hunni24

    I don’t know why Sandra don’t love us real women on the blog to give us genuine Morning Wood. Sonia L needs to be in moderation for submitting this link!

  • Jesse

    Nice..he gorgeous.

  • jayhawkpride

    That’s not glue. His barber drew that line so it would be perfect. However, he forgot to wipe it all off.

  • leapyearpisces

    Yeah, because I can’t tell if it is glue, or is it grey hair, but he doesn’t have grey anywhere else in his beard. Oh well. LOL

  • Pitty Patty

    I’m good luv. enjoy…

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    His hair looks dirty.

  • Django the God

    His cleavage has a d*** print.

  • hi-liter

    Too much nut sack.

  • Django the God

    22 balls going on 53.

  • leapyearpisces

    Oh, okay. Thanks. I didn’t know that’s how they got them lined up, and NOW that you say that, it DOES look like he is sitting in a barber’s chair.

  • hi-liter

    Is that what those white chalk lines are for? I thought it was part of the design.

  • hi-liter

    LOLOL

  • Renee26

    Pass… The pierced lips and all that hair messed it up for me; plus he’s alll ballz… I’m cool

  • Renee26

    High 5!!

  • Hill Candy

    I am here for the comments. lol

  • Renee26

    ?

  • Renee26

    Yeah he’s missing the wood

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    What’s wrong with Lamont? ???

  • Renee26

    They left out the main part of the package sis

  • hottlanta

    Is the dyck gonna poke thru the edge of the 1st photo. Looks like it was cropped out. Then in the pant photos it looks like a bag of nickels.

  • davine puddin

    Eww camel toe! Side note he would fit in philly

  • Yvonne79

    Yeah…I don’t get a masculine vibe from him at all

  • OvertheMississippi

    Love his hair!!

  • Renee26

    I hollered!!

  • hi-liter

    He can be Don from Black Ink for Halloween next year.

  • Renee26

    Nope nope nope… He jumped up and down didn’t he?? I Cain’t

  • Renee26

    Dead giveaway for the DL brothas

  • Wreckognize Game

    I was trying to figure out who he reminded me of and you got it.

  • HoneyyGoodMoneyy_
  • Hunni24

    I believe a large percentage of the commenters have stated his shortcomings. I’m personally offended by his lace front beard. He might be handsome under it, but it has distracted me from appreciating any fine features he may have.

  • Sdot33

    This is why we are the best ppl walking this earth. He is stunningly handsome

  • Renee26

    ? ? ?

  • Wreckognize Game

    I was waiting to see your print analysis??

  • Decked Out

    He phuckin fione. *Looking thru his IG and sipping VODKA*

  • Renee26

    Cause you already know I was watchin ?

  • Bass

    He’s beautiful. Face, body, and all.

  • Decked Out

    LMAO

  • Vegas1989

    I agree with you.

  • Wreckognize Game

    Muscular Omarion is handsome just not my type. Too much hair.

  • Pitty Patty

    I don’t want no man that take longer than me to get dressed. I need a scar or two or three or something. He looks like the type that’s gonna watch what EYE eat. I aint got time for that. He looks like way too much maintenance for me…

  • Rhyme and Reason

    He should be in movies! He’s more than a body!

  • Vegas1989

    I agree….Prancing in the mirror. That’s my job!…LOL

  • Victorious82

    Can we see him without the facial pubes?

  • Renee26

    Underneath all that mess lies a very handsome face and beautiful skin.

    My recommendations are: cut the mop to a fade keeping the waves at the top and trim that beard allll the way down to 1 inch or less…. Get loser pants that don’t require a jump to get them onto your waist or a wire hanger to zip them up…. Delete all pics with pierced lips cause it’s only sexy to the fellas

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    He’s sexy but super buff…why his balls so big??? Do that mean the twig rests on the berries???

  • Renee26

    ? at prancing

  • Renee26

    That’s why he said he likes regular chicks…. No bih is about to outshine him or take away from his beauty routine

  • jeniefrumdabloc™
  • jeniefrumdabloc™
  • Kim’s Original Face

    Yep he sure did

  • Karen Brady

    One of my favorite scenes in the entire series.

  • Karen Brady

    chuckling… teee heeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • Karen Brady

    Real good!

  • RICHIE_RICH

    Suh giving fave and body

  • Yoni7

    Like unblended concealer on eyebrows?

  • Alextra Ballard

    He got to murch goingz on. To much beard,to many tats,and that middo region of hiz is huge. He is handsome and I love the shape of his mouff. He got more nurtz than peen.

  • Fire & Ice

    lol

  • Karen Brady

    Pass.

  • Alextra Ballard

    CDFU

  • SumthinSweeter

    What! Why? And lmmfaoooooo…. in that order.

  • Alextra Ballard

    yop,when he sits down….his nurtz sits in the chair

  • disqus_DxKO3ThTGI

    Isn’t that dreadful, for a man to have more ball than pipe……..lmao….just throw the whole Nicca away….lol

  • Renee26

    LMAO

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    Them things looks like two tennis balls stuffed in his pants smh…can you imagine going down on him??? Death by teabagging….Chile…

  • Alextra Ballard

    Ni dass disgusting

  • Renee26

    I just watched it…he think he’s doing somethin with that stump… He better be a grower

  • Guest

    NO!

  • CoTToNCaNDie SWeeTAsGolD

    Here here!!

  • Guest

    Nope!

  • Alextra Ballard

    I betchu he shaves hiz pubic area. Chiiile,I would actually cry if a man get undress and his middo region is clean shaven

  • Melanated Goddess??

    His beard isn’t fake. Can ya’ll not see the full head of hair on his head? Why would his beard be fake? That’s drawing chalk that barbers use to outline, to make edges sharp. Not all dudes with full beards are rocking lace fronts. I don’t understand why some of y’all are intimidated by attractive men, that aren’t the rough hyper masculine scar having dirty type. Not all men like to walk around looking like they fix cars all day and or haul garbage for a living. Some of y’all prefer to look at men with beat up unpleasant looking faces with nice/decent bodies. I don’t mind a pretty man as long as he doesn’t act like a bish. I don’t get gay from this guy. Arrogant attention whore yes. His suits and clothing are way too tight. It’s clear dude is in love with his mirror. Nothing wrong with that. He isn’t my type though. Overly muscular tight clothes wearing men are not the business.

  • Coy little wink

    He looks wee…like 5′ 7″…he’s handsome tho

    The nuts tho ?

  • Dontgetdraggedhoe??

    The only thing that makes me swoon is a faithful non heaux chasing man who believes in a partnership and deep commitment. All these ninjas are a waste of time.

  • teather

    You ladies are AWFUL!! OMG LOL. Why you keep chattin about his package, esp about the appearance of it? You KNOW damn well, most of the willie wonkies you ladies suck look like a mangled pinky.
    If we had to put your man’s package on display and evaluate it, we’d find all kinds of sh*t to say. I would never want ppl talking about my body parts like that. It’s rude and uncouth.

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    Yall know good and damn well if this man approached you after having that second shot of patron you would hunch on him. He’s very handsome and that body is right. Only thing I’m like either cut the beard or your hair. Him cute tho. Still tryna decide from the first pic if his ass is fatter than mine and was that pic taken on purpose hmmmm.

  • teather

    Right?!! :)

  • Coy little wink

    But men would be going on about azz camel toe and dsl

    It is what it is….cold world ?

  • Guest

    Dead!

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    Nah those instragram bishes he messes with say he’s working with a monster.

  • Miss Thang

    “I would never want ppl talking about my body parts like that.”

    Then don’t put your body on display on a public forum. He’s showing off his body on the internet like he’s a slab of meat. He objectified himself. So we’re going to talk about what he’s advertising on offer because after all this is a blog.

  • Miss Thang

    lmao I would tell him to get out my house.

  • Alextra Ballard

    Lol….I ain heard of hunchin in a minit

  • Navybeans95

    Trim the beard down…loosen the pants…miss a few days on the weight bench and stay off instagram and he would be aight…

  • Alextra Ballard

    Dem pance are tite

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    Wayment!!! Did you say Mangled Pinky!!?? BAHAHAHAHA I’m tooo thru today LMFAOOO!!!

  • Navybeans95

    Ballz should not be visible from any angle…

  • Anunnaki, in A twilight Zone

    Pants to tight, complete nut huggers, but nice face, not my type but stil handsome man to me

  • Miss Thang

    Sandra, PLEASE give us free from this post!!!!!

  • wonderwoman

    Chile, that would be bad???

  • Navybeans95

    He gon catch a yeast infection with them nut cutters on…?

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    Stay off Instagram!!!!!! Exactly

  • Solstice

    Right!! Renee and her Dackometer. ??

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!

  • Quitedeliteful

    I think he is handsome – tight pants and all!!!!!!

  • Quitedeliteful

    Pants to tight, complete nut huggers
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Alextra Ballard

    When their pance are tite,they are always tryin to adjust themselves

  • Quitedeliteful

    you would hunch on him
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    LMBAOFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!! What in de hell is ‘hunch’?? I

  • Alextra Ballard

    Lmaooooo

  • NorthDeKalb
  • dru and neil

    This is probably unfair, but a lot of times when I see men who look like this, I can’t even get into the looks because older, wiser me sees nothing but trouble…stress, aggravation, late nights wondering where the f*ck he’s at. All kinds of flash backs from my past when I was only into looks, come back to haunt me LOL…

  • Quitedeliteful

    most of the willie wonkies you ladies suck look like a mangled pinky.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Oh My GAWD!!!!!!!! These comments got me crine at work!!!

  • dru and neil

    Omg, lord I was just thinking the exact same thing. I can no longer get exited over men like this. They are exhausting.

  • NorthDeKalb

    Yessss I approve!

  • jeniefrumdabloc™
  • dru and neil

    Yes girl he looks good, I bet he is such a handfull to all his womenz.

  • Quitedeliteful

    nut cutters
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~
    LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!

  • Alextra Ballard

    Chiiile,he ain no one womans man….you can date him,but he is no good for an exclusive relationship

  • Renee Bee

    Yep. The abuser.

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLOLOLLOL!!!!!!

  • FukkFolks2018

    I hate his beard. It looks fake like it attaches with rubber bands behind his ears. Like a mall Santa.

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Alextra Ballard

    Cdfuuu

  • Quitedeliteful

    He got more nurtz than peen
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Renee Bee

    And you know dis, Time!

  • dru and neil

    I had to learn the hard way!

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!

  • Sweetness

    I know sis! lol. He’ll make you put ya hand on his shoulder in alllllll social media platforms just to let ’em know.

    Kidding. He is handsome though?.

  • Y’all Jealous Cuz I’m Prudy

    You know how baby’s pants be all gouched up on both sides , because of their pamper. Lol!! But I think he just wanted to advertise his package. ?

  • Alextra Ballard

    CCCCDDDFFFUUU,girl git outta hea aintchu got werk tudo

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Y’all Jealous Cuz I’m Prudy

    Bálldingo áss self

  • Quitedeliteful

    Ladies Ladies Ladies — just so ya know these scruffy beards are ‘in fashion’ these days. Every man under 40 on my job has a scruffy beard.

  • PLEASEDontTellMe

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you have no sense what so EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Navybeans95

    Gurl…if he was close to me or family I would check him until he cry…lol…he would reconsider everything he got on…?

  • Jersey Girl

    but is he straight though?

  • Quitedeliteful

    This is what I’m talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Quitedeliteful

    I’m hoping…..

  • Navybeans95

    It’s bad enough these little girls are addicted to it now we gotta see these boys all over the gram….smh

  • Solstice
  • Alextra Ballard

    But that’s to much beard…I love a man with a beard. He gotz to trim it a bit

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Kim’s Original Face

    Lmfaooo @ stump all balls no glory

  • LeeSeeCee
  • PLEASEDontTellMe

    too pretty. Give me that rugged, Sports watching, action film netflixer, blue collar working, dirty hands Monday thru Friday having,…. back breaker, head giving, don’t talk back to him in front of company, you hungry baby? handsome on Sundays king.

  • dru and neil

    Folks are absolutely relentless though! They couldn’t care less about your relationship and if your man is a player you are screwed. Nobody cares about the relationship but you LOLL…that’s something I had to learn.

  • Quitedeliteful

    Yuuup….

  • Solstice

    ???

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!

  • bemetoo

    I hate his hair

  • Quitedeliteful

    it looks like a bag of nickels.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    LMBAOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Quitedeliteful

    Snicker…

  • bemetoo

    There are so many fine half naked men on ig…all claim to be a personal trainer or model

  • Ni Ni

    ???

  • Quitedeliteful

    Nothing is wrong with Lamont! He looks good!!!

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Alextra Ballard

    I can bleeve that

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Alextra Ballard

    Lmaooooo

  • Solstice

    Chris Sails. Ole jerk. ? I was so saddened that happened to her. ? And I am glad she didn’t go back to him.

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLL!!!!!!!!!

  • Connie

    Nanny goat….dwl!

  • Quitedeliteful

    LMBAOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • bemetoo

    Girl FIIIINNNEEE I’m like damn and the love to show ??? bulges

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Solstice

    ?????!!! Sounds like a new business venture Django! There seems to be a demand. ??

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    He’s from Atlanta so…….

  • Connie

    Crine!

  • hottlanta

    Makes a sistah wanna go out n buy a sling shot just 2 c the rock bounce off them n see how high do they go like a trampoline.

  • Sweetness

    Ain’t that the truth. Check this out though…my sis said she likes ugly men cuz ” they won’t cheat”. She found out THAT was a lie/Maury.

    She called him a hunch back booga bear for lying and cheating on her. Ion Curr how fine a man is or not!…when they ain’t ready to settle they ain’t ready when that eye go to wandering honey.

  • Solstice

    I must say this indeed is one of your better picks for morning wood, Auntie. ??

  • JustB

    Put away the guns and bring out the balls and chain…

  • RaginB

    He can’t fw ig models?? But he a IG model.

    And lose the damn braids!

  • Quitedeliteful

    cold Cold COLD!!!!!!!! LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!

  • Quitedeliteful

    Oh!!!!!!!!! ‘Nuff said….

  • Quitedeliteful

    At first I thought the guys were just being lazy but then I realized it’s a fashion statement…

  • PLEASEDontTellMe

    HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not today satan not todayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can’t take it (bSimone voice)

  • PLEASEDontTellMe

    HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not today satan not todayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can’t take it (bSimone voice)

  • PLEASEDontTellMe

    all ballz HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • PLEASEDontTellMe

    all ballz HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • PLEASEDontTellMe

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am dead AF

  • PLEASEDontTellMe

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am dead AF

  • SumthinSweeter

    yup. could be blood brother twins.

  • SumthinSweeter

    yup. could be blood brother twins.

  • NorthDeKalb

    Hehehehe!!! This is why I love this site. Sandra has amassed the funniest messiest folks on the internet bar none.

  • Soon2BWife

    His hair is bi-polar. Dude either you are rugged or not. Commit either way. Wonder what else is bi about him. ?

  • PLEASEDontTellMe

    HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Well$$Well$$?

    He reminds me of Don from BIC. He’s handsome or whatever…

  • Fire & Ice

    I hate when you make my stomach hurt from laughing so damn hard ?? ?.

  • Skylar1

    I came to see the side booty pic

  • NorthDeKalb

    I largely agree. He’s the type you have to know will be trouble going in. If we could just recognize that and keep things casual, it would save a lot of headache in the future. But it becomes a lost cause once he starts licking them LL Cool J lips and carrying on.

  • Alextra Ballard

    Lmaoooo…I bet they dew

  • Alextra Ballard

    Lmao…yep

  • Alextra Ballard

    Not even a lil bit

  • Alextra Ballard

    He has a high asz. I betchu it’s firm

  • PLEASEDontTellMe

    DEAD AZ$!

  • PLEASEDontTellMe

    DEAD AZ$!

  • Kayke

    Handsome face… I don’t mind the facial hair, nice body…. but those jeans and those suit pants are wayyyy too tight. The suit pants look like they’re actively lowering his sperm count.

  • morenYAHdelsur

    Yes LAWD ?? Now that is sexy AF! ?

  • SpillyNillie

    He’s fine and all…but umm…my gaydar is vibrating…

  • I Run New York

    Facts. Beard ruins it.

  • Applebootay

    I would climb all over him, exploring every tattoo…put a flat twist in his hair and beard and play with him long enough to undo it and see how it turns out…then I would….okay…imma chill….my scorpio radar is a little out of control lately…it is SCORPIO SEASON..and today is my FRIDAY….took off all next week for my birthday …VACAY here I COME!!

  • leapyearpisces

    Right! He looks good, but I AM NOT ATTRACTED. When I saw the first picture, my blood pressure went up, by the 4th one my head was hurting. All I see when I look at him, is actively aggressively pursuing you until you give him the pannies, and then missing texts, inconsistent calls, no more dates, him all of sudden not being available at times when he was available BEFORE you gave him the pannies, he all of a sudden is too busy…him saying things are going too fast…chile. Nope, imma leave this to the young gals, they got energy. I’m a lazy lover. I don’t go through phones, I aint leaving the my house, waking up outta my good sleep to go look for you…I don’t be setting up fake accounts trying to catfish you to see if you are cheating. I’m not gonna be stalking your SM accounts, ALL the things that this dude looks like at some point in time he would require. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

  • Passion

    The tattoos and beard is a Nooooo waaaay for me!

  • Passion

    ???

  • dru and neil

    It’s interesting how when we were younger we had the energy deal with this kind of guy. It was almost expected…now? Absolutely not. I’d much rather be cozying up with a novel, or catching up with Netflix shows I’ve added to my list, than stressing over a man that has women throwing themselves at him left and right.

  • Desiree

    He’s very attractive – reminds me of Don from Black Ink Chicago, however….that beard is a no for me. The beard completely hides his face.

  • leapyearpisces

    I will take a bottle of Pinot and Syfy channel any DAY or NIGHT over him. LOLOLOL.

  • hottlanta

    Yeah them balls look like they b clapping on your thighs so loud u think u would be giviing a standing ovation at a fantasia concert.

  • FukkFolks2018
  • Alextra Ballard

    Ut Oh!!

  • FukkFolks2018

    I think I might hate that too

  • Floriduhh Evans

    Good pick Aunty….a little more swole than I usually prefer but he’s a good looking guy ?

  • nicfury420

    I like a clean cut man. I can deal with a (clean) Drake beard but not this hobo crumb trap with the chia pet hair is a NO ? While we’re at it-lets loosen those pants up. Nobody wants a musty n*t sack in their face.

  • Quitedeliteful

    Oh my GAWD!!!!!!!!! I got tears in my eyes!!!!!!!!! LMBAOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • CookieMobster

    Can’t STAND that beard. Yuck!! Rest is pretty nice though. Oh and I will glad when the “men with long hair phase” is over.

  • Kita Williams

    OPEN MOUTH CACKLE

  • Kita Williams

    all that u asked for sound like that En Vogue song LOL “there’ll some lovemakin, heartbreakin, soul shakin”

  • http://sandrarose.com SandraRose

    He is good looking, isn’t he.

  • Kita Williams

    I AM SCUUUUUUUUURRREEEAAAAAAMING!!!! stress and aggravation took me CLEAN out

  • LaGrl562

    Oh so it’s not just me…………………..be all up in you face then go home to his MAN! I’ll pass yau’ll can have him

  • Kita Williams

    DAMN THE MEMORIES LOL it’s relationship PTSD all up n through here lol

  • Kita Williams

    this remind me i have 1 glass of wine left in this bottle lol can’t wait to go home

  • PLEASEDontTellMe

    lol

  • NorthDeKalb

    He is smoking. This one blew my hair back.

  • leapyearpisces

    Done got TRIGGERED like a mofo!!!!! LOLOLOL. Eye done started twitching and shat. LOLOLOLOL

  • leapyearpisces

    Done got TRIGGERED like a mofo!!!!! LOLOLOL. Eye done started twitching and shat. LOLOLOLOL

  • leapyearpisces

    Literally ONE EYE that wandered. Goodnight!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL

  • leapyearpisces

    Literally ONE EYE that wandered. Goodnight!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL

  • dru and neil

    A lot of folks didn’t go through what some of us went through back in the day, when we all had home phones, cell was literally used when you actually left the house. Hoes would be calling the house hanging up on you and sh*t…there was no social media to hunt a b*tch down. You’d literally have to put in the foot work to locate your man cheating. I did that once, straight up boots to the ground detective work, and found caught his ass red handed at the hoes place.

  • Sweetness

    “Eye” kidd you not!!

  • KLo

    That beard is gross AF

  • KLo

    Those pants going to give him a yeast infection

  • MJF

    I went on his actual IG, too much facial hair for my liking, too muscular and just an overall no but to each his own.

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    OMG LOLOLOLOL!!!

  • Dee

    ??????

  • Prettybrowneyes

    Just happy to see a morning wood for the ladies. Haven’t had one in awhile ?

  • Society Has Changed

    Nice looking young man. However, beard is distracting and pants needs a little mo fabric around them thighs and groin.

  • Miss Thang

    LMAOOOOO

  • Miss Thang

    YASSSSSSSS *whew* im getting hot just thinking about this.

  • free

    I like em ugly-cute!

  • ShadesofEMPRESS

    Yessssssssssss! Sexy af! I’ll let him do a lot of things. You did good with this one auntie.

  • Skin Deep Beauty

    I bet he bats for the same team! BYE!

  • https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/doc-joness-podcast/id1134986642 Doc J

    Hilarious. I would give this comment five up votes if I was allowed.

  • Alextra Ballard

    Yew think so? Ion get that vibe

  • Alextra Ballard

    That beard throws everything off

  • Alextra Ballard

    Cdfuuu

  • Alextra Ballard

    One or two tats are ok,smh@meniz tatting up their entire body.NO!!

  • ~~eb

    Nope!!

  • Renee Bee
  • Renee Bee

    Great minds think alike my friend. Lol.

  • Brown & Proud

    This! I hate a summatime man! Summa yours summa mine. Nope I caint do it! Rather be happy and alone than all that unnecessary headache.

  • Brown & Proud

    Bwahahahaha! Dead.

  • Logan Roberts

    He’s handsome minus the hair(needs a lowcut)& the beard needs to be trimmed?

  • PlayerP

    Nope noppity nope!

  • Bad bad girl

    nah i pass go

  • Melanated Goddess??

    I don’t. I can’t stand an ugly man.

  • leapyearpisces

    LOLOL. Consider that term summatime man stolen.

  • ATL404

    Passssss….

  • Renee Bee

    Bwahahahaha!

  • Blaque Mahogany

    I immediately thought of Don’t when I saw him.

  • Solstice

    ???

  • Jussjess25

    World wide model where auntie?? ?. Yall can have him yall want im good

  • Jussjess25

    I literally screamed reading your comment ???

  • Jussjess25

    Yelling at needs more fabric” yall stuuppid ???

  • Jussjess25

    How tall is he tho?

  • gail jones

    Gurl…. Tell me bide it.

  • gail jones

    Me too. Them muhfuggahs worsome

  • gail jones

    Thought I was the only one. Imma lazy lover too.

  • Sweet Black Cherri

    Sideshow Bob Beckham!

  • leapyearpisces

    LOL……that is TOO MUCH WORK, and I don’t have time. LOL.

  • TransMichelle

    Yuck! He’s cute but he doesn’t have “it”

  • TransMichelle

    LOL

  • TransMichelle

    LOL “His hair is bi-polar”

  • garrisonville

    …Naw

  • Brown & Proud

    I got it from Salt N Pepa .. I dont own it lmao!

  • Guess Who

    I love “zaddy” beards but his is just…too much and I hate the stiff shape of it. Speaking of shapes…why is his peen looking like a piece of calamari shoved down those ill fitting pants?

  • nicfury420

    Lol. Thank you!

  • nicfury420

    I had to go back & read what I said. Lol I was mad about it huh?? ???? happy friday!

  • IamAllnatural

    Is this a joke? The Abraham Lincoln beard, the plaits with jewelry, the jean jeggings, and the burgundy suit pants are all wrong.?????

  • Patricia

    when will men stop wearing tight pants? at least my husband has good fashion sense

  • Juliaquan C Spain

    No Thanks….like seriously he is handsome but the beard/tight pants i rather ride in my car

  • Juliaquan C Spain

    You’re so on point with this one dear.

  • Malcom Flex

    Is the Garden slipping? Dude is wearing a whole lace font nappy beard! But actually he looks like a female to male trans.

  • leapyearpisces

    I will not lie, in that first picture, something about the pelvic area, and the dip in the small of his back right above the butt, did give a slight pause, but I chalked it up to him working out.

  • itsjismemelly

    hmmmhhh

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