Royal G

Today’s Morning Wood is a male model from South Florida who calls himself Royal G. He is 27 years old, and he has a body that turns heads everywhere he goes.

Royal G. doesn’t have a Facebook, which means his lady won’t have to worry about the thirsty chicks sending him DMs on FB.

What do you think of Royal G’s hawt bod? Is he a contender?

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  • oshh16

    hard pass, the profession is a major turn off…

  • Coy little wink

    LAWD body is ?? but where are his clothes? Where is the suited and booted pic?

  • BaileyBlue17

    Big head and body looks deformed. No Bueno for me..

  • Victorious82

    His face is decent. I don’t like muscle bound men tho. Gimme a little belly, not too much belly but a lil sum lol.

  • Ihatemoney

    Ms.? I think that star on his shoulder tells me he isn’t interested in woman…

  • garrisonville

    no i’m good

  • Renee26

    He’s handsome and muscular but where’s the beef??

  • xenaD

    Ew

  • Renee26

    Is that the new sign being used instead of the rainbow??

  • Renee26

    I’m about to search his page for more substance

  • Coy little wink

    That too ? I mean put a sock in there you bulging everywhere but there

  • Dontgetdraggedhoe??

    No thanks

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    Ya’ll women are shameless.

  • Renee26

    He looks better with clothes on

  • wonderwoman

    He was doing good, until I saw him in them swim trunks. That’s a no for me.

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    Too much steroids?

  • Miss Lady

    What does the star mean?

  • Coy little wink

    No I just like to entertain ?

  • tintin

    the swim trunks, i don’t know about that.
    but he fine.. and he packing

  • whodatthere

    Ladies this man likes peen, he is showing his bare ass on his IG page..

  • Well$$Well$$?

    His skin is beautiful. Issa no for me and those tiny arse swim trunks.

  • Brown & Proud

    Hahaha those itty bitty shorts! His tuck game is skrong af. I dont see any frank or beans! Ole guy from yesterday would have been falling out everywhere in them bitty lil shorties lmao! This guy is a no for me.. But I’m picky and love me a manly man.

  • oshh16

    surprise surprise said no one LOL

  • Renee26

    ?

  • Rayne

    Damn Cee Lo son got him faded. He’s nice looking

  • Angelique Johnson

    Maybe its just me but the first one with his clothes on is better than the half naked ones. He is a nice young man but just not for me.

  • BaileyBlue17

    Probably

  • CoTToNCaNDie SWeeTAsGolD

    He’s nice looking and his skin is flawless!! Buuuuut WHERE’S THE WOOD??!!

  • SpillyNillie

    His skin is beautiful and he’s chocolate like I like’m…but this one is NICE…to LOOK at…not sure if he plays in the lady pond.

  • whodatthere

    I never get my Hope’s up over a muscular man, if you read there IG comments you will be amazed that it’s mostly men thirsting over them… the majority of the men that live in the gym are gay.

  • Wreckognize Game

    I was enjoying his look until I got to the itsy bitsy teeny weeny shorts. He is handsome just not my type.

  • Hunni24

    That’s exactly what I came on to say! I was like ok, beard- not as bad as yesterday (still suspect though) and body too muscular, but nice to look at…then pum pum shorts?!?! No sah!

  • Wreckognize Game

    I gotta be looking for stars on this bihs? Oh goodness?

  • IAmLegend

    Sandra trolling again. She picked a gay man for y’all to thirst over LMAOOO.

  • Quitedeliteful

    He’s handsome and his body is fit and firm. I like him. You Roses are too much!!! Yesterday we were all over Cee-Lo’s son for showing too much, now this guy is not showing enuf!! LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!! (I must admit tho, in some photos he seems unnaturally flat…)

  • Oh Tommie

    Don’t you just love her ???

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    Pic 1 I was like yessss. Pic 2 I’m like Hiiiii! Pic 3 wayment! Pic 4 Nooooo say it aint so. Pic 5 ole fruity pebbles drawls wearing ass. I don’t think he’s here for us ladies but what a handsome man he is.

  • Alextra Ballard

    NO,KNOW,NOE…how many otha wayz can I spell the werd NO!!! NERP!

  • Alextra Ballard

    At least his beard is decent and he is less tatted than dood from yessdiddy.

  • Trace da Ace

    ill pass

  • Alextra Ballard

    Chiiile most of those body building lookin doods,has big muscles and no digk

  • Alextra Ballard

    Lmao…it ain nun

  • Quitedeliteful

    The dood from yesterday was handsome but his hair was a lot… I think this guy is handsome too…

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOL!!!

  • Renee Bee

    This!!! Fruity pebbles azz!!!

  • Alextra Ballard

    I am flabbergasted at those itty bitty swimmin trunks

  • sunni_daze

    He ain’t for the ladies and them lil ass shorts prove it.

  • Renee Bee

    QTNA!!! ?

  • Pebbles

    I need to see child hood photos and I need to see the pictures without the filters ( checking for scars) under breast

  • Pebbles

    I was looking to see if it was weave because I’ve seen hairstyles like that on Instagram weaves for men

  • CoTToNCaNDie SWeeTAsGolD

    SOoo disappointing!

  • Alicia.Ashe

    Who toddler swim trunks he got on? I’d be pissed if it was my child’s.

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    He got that curve in his lips that I like and his face is gorgeous…I just dont like the buff men…its like screwing a tree trunk…I need somethin to grip when I “ride into the sunset”…

  • SingleGalCrazyWorld

    For real no print except the last pic…he probably used a tube sock…smh

  • Connie

    I just came in and wondered where @re@disqus_kRwjb46BP9:disqus. Saw her below after tho, talking bout “where’s the beef” lmao!

  • Guess Who

    Great muscle definition and symmetry.

  • wonderwoman

    You are so right.

  • Allergic2dumbstuff

    I’ll pass. The no underwear look and teeny weeny bath suit/ shorts don’t do anything for me. Signals desperation. Give me a uniform or suit any day.

  • Allergic2dumbstuff

    “lil ass shorts” ????

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!

  • NorthDeKalb

    He’s handsome and nicely built but not really for me. I mean, I wouldn’t push him out the room nihh

  • Quitedeliteful

    ..its like screwing a tree trunk
    “““““““““““““““““““““`
    LOLLOL!!!!!!

  • Quitedeliteful

    WEAVES FOR MEN?!? (clutches pearls and shakes head…)

  • Quitedeliteful

    ole fruity pebbles drawls wearing ass.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    LOLLOLLOL!!!!

  • HoneyyGoodMoneyy_
  • Alextra Ballard

    I don’t see how he got those toddler trunks over them tree trunks

  • RICHIE_RICH

    Sandy let me find out you know all the girls… hope you don’t find mines Chile ….?????

  • Solstice
  • Solstice

    Lmao!!!

  • Allergic2dumbstuff

    Ol’ fruity pebbles drawls wearing ass? PLEASE tell me I miss read this. Got me over here snorting. I scared myself. Glad I’m home alone. Shame on you!! ??

  • Solstice

    I’m looking for her as well! ?? Her and her Dackometer ?

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • CoTToNCaNDie SWeeTAsGolD

    Chile I’m tryna figure out how he has a bulge in those sweats and none whatsoever in those itty bitty shorts. If he tuckin’ he deflee don’t need to be featured as morning wood!!

  • RICHIE_RICH
  • Quitedeliteful

    Whuuuut???????????

  • the chosen one

    HE IS HOT, BUT NOT IN THOSE LITTLE BITTY AZZ GIRL SHORTS. COME ON, DUDE.

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!

  • Quitedeliteful

    We don’t take no tea for the feevah!!!

  • the chosen one

    GIRL, YES. BUT THOSE 196O’S BRUCE JENNER TENNIS SHORTS HAVE TO GO.

  • Alextra Ballard

    Lmaoooo

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Alextra Ballard

    Cdfu…y yew hid’n Richchee Rich?

  • leapyearpisces

    LOLOLOLOL @ your progression of disappointment. LOLOLOL. too funny.

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!! Come on Richie Rich!! Show us what you workin wid!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Solstice

    I was looking for your comment!!! LMMFAO girl. Does he have BDE? What’s that Dackometer reading? ??https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a2adc41c1c65d9be99175cb15f99c18022e4cf56fe3944b664bec45288185156.gif

  • Quitedeliteful

    LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    LMFAOOO!!!! No you read it right boo! Like that was my immediate reaction when I got to the pic. BAHAHAHA

  • RICHIE_RICH

    I ain’t gone do it … I’m a professional lol…

  • Guess Who

    LOL! I love muscular dudes. Not a roided up freak, but I like this guy’s body. Ulisses Jr. and Lazar Angelov have the same body type…you know… sculpted physiques that are amazing :)

  • RICHIE_RICH

    ???

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    LOLOL!!!

  • leapyearpisces

    well, not like most of us didn’t know this, but if you actually go on his IG you can get your proof HE AINT HERE FOR THE LADIES, he gotta bunch of backside nudie pics on his IG. I had to minimize my work screen and quickly brang my arse back over here. LOLOLOLOL.

  • Guess Who

    LMAO! Those are a definite NO!

    Sad because with his frame, fully clothed you could tell his body is gorgeous.

  • Quitedeliteful

    LMBAOFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    Not toddler trunks LMAOO!

  • Miss Thang

    why are you always putting gay men on here? Aren’t the “Morning Woods” supposed to be for us ladies?

  • Miss Thang

    “Give me a uniform or suit any day.”

    Yes, Lord!!!

  • Andrea Williams

    Don’t get me wrong the body is very nice but I think that my gaydar is going off and those tiny trunks/shorts ain’t helping the situation either.

  • Enoughsaid2020

    Nice body. Does he bat for the other team?

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    BAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    Give it to us!!!!

  • RICHIE_RICH

    Chile, let me hush. ???

  • RICHIE_RICH
  • Knocked Kneed and Pigeon Toed

    Auntie set me up!! She does this ish on purpose. LOLOL

  • LeeSeeCee

    Those swim shorts, no. Nope. Nada.

  • Yui

    Sandy knows she be trolling us lmao ?

    But he got s nice bod tho

  • Solstice
  • leapyearpisces

    Don’t get.shy on me Richie…it’s Friday. :-)

  • leapyearpisces

    Don’t get.shy on me Richie…it’s Friday. :-)

  • leapyearpisces

    LOLOLOLOL

  • ViolettaBliss

    You lost me at male model – Ughhh

  • Alextra Ballard

    Where are the rug-get lookin meniz at? Just a lil edgy

  • Guest

    Nope.

  • Mr.LeBrickJames

    Why is he wearing his 6 year old son’s swim trunks? :-|

  • Ni Ni

    ??? We done gave Sandra all kind of examples for the men we like to lust over?.

  • RICHIE_RICH

    You done the work , just look at who his likes are from, you’ll notice it’s all’s the hot gay men. Happy Friday

  • Ni Ni

    She sho be trolling us, so she can sit back and laugh.

  • JazzyBossyJen
  • Mama Dee’s Wig Maker

    He dabbles, if yall know what I mean

  • RICHIE_RICH

    ??????????

  • leapyearpisces

    Ooooooh an easter egg hunt! I can dig it, and you BET GNAT be fine either. LOL.

  • Bossy704

    I love those bang bang shorts almost as much as he does. Beautiful man. The beard could be shorter but we aren’t looking at his face.

  • hottlanta

    Dayum no wonder l couldnt find my vaseline he got it shalacked all over his body.

  • Shawty

    This was a good one! Thanks Auntie

  • Shawty

    Say it ain’t so…giggles
    Ruined my fantasies…lol

  • Shawty

    Still a nice body though

  • http://theempirefiend.tumblr.com/ Bird

    His body is great but either his face is long as hell or he is a man who is not right for a beard.

  • Mama Dee’s Wig Maker

    Bwahahahahahahaha

  • bemetoo

    He dips in the bussie pond ???????????

  • Mama Dee’s Wig Maker
  • the chosen one

    as they say, “guh, yeah.” he has a nice physique, but i cant see him strolling into the bedroom to get intimate, drop his robe, and reveal some sort of steve urkel BS like that. there goes the fun out the window.

  • the chosen one

    I told you. Those are those butt cheek, Bruce Jenner 1960’s tennis shorts.

  • Marlika

    His nice looking but not my cup of tea.????? Looks like he hogs up the mirror.

  • Passion

    Ugh, not another one, …..It’s Still a NO for me!

  • CocoBabe88

    Why are the morning woods always gay black guys? Is that on purpose?

  • Ihatemoney

    When I lived in Orlando all the gay men sported star tattoos.

  • SumthinSweeter

    was feeling it until I got to them emoji shorts. smmfh. now I have questions!

  • Anunnaki, in A twilight Zone

    27, chile thats somebody baby to me…let me go to next post, b4 i have to register as a sex offender

  • Kanyade

    beautiful, melinated man is beautiful.

  • Ain’t Misbehavin

    “his lady won’t have to worry about the thirsty chicks sending him DMs on FB” Judging by them lil axx shorts and that nose ring, it aint the lady’s his girl should be worried about. Dont @ me, I said what I said.

  • Guest

    Lmao!

  • Guess Who

    LMAO…ok, that would completely kill the mood and dry me up. If I don’t bust out laughing hysterically, I would probably give him the biggest confused and annoyed look I could muster as I started putting on my clothing.

  • Django the God

    I screamed!

  • Ihatemoney

    It was… it was common up till 2013 in Orlando. I use to love dancing in gay bars and the guys had them.

  • CaramelDrop

    Exactly…. I was having all kinds of forbidden thoughts. Then came those BA shorts?

  • Sauvignon blanc and Weed?

    I took your advice and went on his IG……He’s definitely a working “girl”….how you doing?

  • Karen Brady

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Karen Brady

    yep

  • Karen Brady

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Karen Brady

    lolll

  • KLo

    suga in the tank

  • Pebbles

    Yup! Go to Instagram.

    Fajr hair for men , fake beards too !

    You have to run your fingers through beards or tug it to see if it will fall offf

  • Quitedeliteful

    Fake beards! Just crazy…

  • dontgetblocked

    He was perfect until I saw those colorful booty shorts. It was clear that he wasn’t wearing them for us roses.

  • ShadesofEMPRESS

    He is sexy to me but not my type.

    Roses I dont think all these men be gay.

  • ShadesofEMPRESS

    Yall have some funny ass comments though.

  • Queen B

    Nice face but I don’t like all those muscles and the peen print is invisible ?

  • Vegas1989

    That’s a no for me dawg. His waist is smaller than mine. No Sir! Lol ?? ?? ?? ?

  • the chosen one

    Walk out and don’t think twice about it.

  • the chosen one

    Its a hell no for me !!!!!!

  • Pebbles

    Yup!

  • Malcom Flex

    Chippendale’s audition?

  • Kenya Moore’s Crown

    ??? oh my gawd!

  • Kenya Moore’s Crown

    It’s so hard to lust after a clearly gay man ?.

  • Kimocha

    Mmm Hmm… I think he’s pretty hot! ?

  • Jersey Girl

    Fruity ???

  • MythCalledLove

    Oh hell nah!! Those damn neon boxers that could were sold in the kids section or in Claire. Nice body true. Although I prefer my men fluffy. Stomach like a pillow lay my head on it . He looks like he eats wheat, beets, tofo kinda stuff. And spend too much time looking pretty flexing in the mirror. That lil bone he has would be painful my bone his bone..nah I am Team Fluffy all day everyday. The first pic his shield tat looked like Dr.Strange shield

  • BOSS

    The face definitely don’t match the body, I’ll pass. Nice body though.

  • BOSS

    Lol ?

  • interestingconcept1

    I was with him…until that last shot. What “man” would choose those?Smdh.

  • ~~eb

    I got, “How you doin'” from the first picture. Issa no for me dawg.

  • ~~eb

    I got, “How you doin'” from the first picture. Issa no for me dawg.

  • SunRiseBlossom

    Gay or Straight… this man is FINE!!! Keep doing your thing playa…