Rolex watch

A Florida woman is accused of stealing four Rolexes valued at $108,000 - which she stuffed inside her vagina for safekeeping. Florida cops busted Delajurea Brookens after she robbed a businessman in his hotel room on January 8.

Brookens, 29, met Ramon Diaz at a Miami Beach nightclub. After a few drinks Diaz invited Brookens to his hotel room at the Clarion Suites.

When Diaz went to the bathroom around 5 a.m., Brookens searched his room and found 5 high end watches hidden in a velvet Crown Royal whiskey bag. She fled the hotel - with Diaz in hot pursuit.

The 46-year-old businessman caught up to Brookens at a corner where she tried to flag down an Uber. Police say she struck Diaz in the head as he struggled with her to retrieve his belongings.

Meanwhile, hotel staff called the Miami Springs police, who caught up with Brookens near the hotel.

Police recovered a $22,000 Hublot timepiece still inside the Crown Royal bag. But the other four watches - all Rolexes - were recovered later when jail guards conducted a body cavity search during the booking process.

According to The Smoking Gun, the watches included a platinum Rolex Daytona and a Rolex with a diamond bezel. All of the watches are stored in the jail's property room where they are listed as "four Rolexes which were found in Brookens Delajurea's vaginal cavity."

Brookens was booked on multiple counts of grand theft, cocaine possession, and introducing contraband into a correctional facility.

Now freed on bond, Brookens has a long rap sheet which includes arrests for violence with an officer and prostitution. She has the word "whore" tattooed on her arm according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun.

  • SpiceGirl

    Ewwww stinky poo poo......Desperate times call for desperate measures....*insert eye roll* #Trifling

  • DaughterOfaQueen
  • Youcan’tbanmesucka

    Why was he wearing or carrying so many watches? ? Did he think he would be late? Her monkey paw has no walls!

  • http://www.sydnijoneswellington.com Sydni

    LITERALLY! LOL

  • Coy little wink
  • BingBangBoom

    Good thing her poo poon had the extra room. Like a walking glove compartment.

  • AmericanDream

    All that energy and zeal to steal what doesn’t belong to you but no willingness, humility and energy to work the cash register at the dollar store . Throw the jail cell keys away .

  • Robert lee Bennett OG

    Black women think the man should be locked up for putting her in a position to steal his stuff and whore herself out

  • WhoKnew

    Hooking gone wrong.

  • Robert lee Bennett OG

    Prostitues and pimps are the SCUM OF THE EARTH

  • T Willis

    “She has the word "whore" tattooed on her arm”—> you think she’s related to Amber Rose ??

    I can’t believe you leave us in that agent orange post, only to f/u with this non-story ? what the heck?!

  • sherri2016

    Why

  • http://www.id820534.sexylfx.website Readytochokemothernatureout

    Ooh ouch and ugh

  • 6ue$$imh8n

    Only the woman you know think like that smfh

  • http://thedevereauxshow.com Ms.Devereaux

    I needed this

  • VanillaCaramel2shotsExpresso

    Her coochie was right on time .....

  • ClaireHuxtable

    She must be an unpaid TSA agent. Gotta make ends meet somehow.

  • ClaireHuxtable

    Was her coochie ticking?! I wonder what the jail guards thought when she coughed those out and they hit the floor?

  • Desi

    ?

  • Trey

    Classy young lady

  • Trey

    How is that?

  • pure_rachet

    So he has a bunch of nice watches but stays at the Clarion?

  • tintin

    exactly> he was buying pumpum and got tricked.

  • Robert lee Bennett OG

    Maybe you should look at how many women on her agreed with that girl who fired a gun into a sleeping man head and robbed him and got clemency

  • Robert lee Bennett OG

    Go deal with a few and see why

  • tia

    I guess if we can pop out a human, anything is possible:(

  • Lanegra??

    Right and they were in a crown royal bag. sounds like he is a thief also. LOL

  • R Smith

    ?Funky Time...?

  • Mr.LeBrickJames

    The jokes just write themselves with this type of story.

  • Robert lee Bennett OG

    And I see so much of that where I grew up people willingly to do home invasions and rob people and end up in prison blaming the white man instead of going to work and saving money to open a business

  • WhoKnew

    She down with OPP. Oppressed "p" problems.

  • WhoKnew

    Yerp.

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    I am glad that Auntie is safe.
    I thought we were going to have to put out an APB yesterday.

  • Rainbowbelow
  • Fred G sanford

    She one of them get it girls and she just getting it how she live

  • iWasteTime

    I had to mute my twitter.
    I asked dude why he didn't server Omaha Steaks, Idaho Potatoes and Iowa Corn?
    Those folk were not happy with me ... lol No one answered though.
    He could have had it cooked, brought over and kept warm

  • http://www.kanzahsays.com ThatNigerianGirl
  • Mr.LeBrickJames

    That was good work by those jail guards. They probably recognized there was something fishy about the situation.

  • Ni Ni

    He needs to quit messing around with crackheads. He's probably one himself tho.

  • SweetTEE

    Visine in the drink. Wait til he's sleep. Then you creep.- Book of Basic Hoe, Chapter 3, Verse 2. *giggles*

  • Dowoop

    That's pbly why they haven't been returned to him.

  • Jethro

    I wanna see what she looked like when dude invited her up to his room.

  • E-VannaRootsAllEvil

    Y would anyone want to take that back to the room! Do better folks

  • E-VannaRootsAllEvil

    Take a late breakfast ??

  • 6ue$$imh8n

    You going by how many females on Worldstar LOL you lost already

  • Renee26

    LMAO... Man o man!!! This is wild...she went to the club with her hair looking like that. Picked up a John who was staying at the Clarion who had Rolexes stored in crown royal bags. She shoved them up her twat and snuck them and some coke into the jail and when she bent over and coughed all dat ish fell out ? ? ?

  • Renee26

    Hell yeah and probably stole them watches his damn self

  • Nikki J

    That chick kegel game must be off the chain.

  • NewNew

    ???

  • Renee26

    Her puzzay was drip drippin

  • Renee26

    Bingo

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    Obviously he was drunk or she put something in his drink cause yeah!!

  • Renee26

    ?

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    That was my first thought.
    Why would one person need all of those watches.

  • Renee26

    Rolexes don't tick

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    So this simpleton stole something without having a get away plan..like keep running?
    Ha,ha,ha!!!

  • http://batman-news.com Roderick2011

    *dead*

  • Mr.LeBrickJames

    True. And if call girls is your thing, if you can afford $100,000+ worth of Rolex watches, you can afford better than her.

  • Robert lee Bennett OG

    I said here meaning this blog... are you slow or something?

  • BingBangBoom

    Hey thats why they call it the "Jewelery Box."

  • Alicia.Ashe

    I bet he a crack head too.

  • Kimocha

    Well Damn!... She took the meaning "Pocket Book" to a whole other level!

  • HotInCleveland

    She needs a protective style. That’s all I got. ?????

  • HotInCleveland

    Ahahahahahahahahahaha

  • CookieMobster

    She said "don't believe me just WATCH" Or "it's suitcase time"

  • HotInCleveland

    Right! She didn’t even think to throw any conditioner in her hair to get that curl pattern popping! Crown Royal bag full of Roleys-what kind of business man is he? ?

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    This 29 y/o life ain't been no crystal stair, smh.

    And, dude, use the room safe for your valuables (assuming they Are yours)?

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    *cackles*

  • smartchickfl

    If I were him, I wouldn't be able to wear those watches again...

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    Too early...?

  • DaughterOfaQueen

    Wonder if she had them wrapped in plastic or...

  • HotInCleveland

    You know what?! ??????

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    Hollering!

  • Guest

    Yuck! next post!

  • Rayne

    Her fish plates are expensive. Bet he ain’t gonna eat at her restaurant no mo! ??

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    Demerit?

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    Bye!!!?

  • Rayne

    Renee they might of snatched off her wig in jail ?

  • http://realitytea.com/ Lady Chatterley’s Lover

    WELL. I have heard the vagina described as a self-cleaning OVEN but who knew it is VAULT too,

  • Trey

    NYC baptist pastor, 44, is charged with raping his 14-year-old daughter over SIX YEARS following the death of her mother...

    Sandra, get on this story ASAP!

  • HotInCleveland

    Lolololol

  • HotInCleveland

    The hell?! Going to google right now!

  • ShWa

    Lawd.....

  • Sid

    I’m here waiting for the Blac Chyna and Alexis post. Lol Rob Kardashian has gotten involved.
    I’m here for the drama lol

  • Sid

    Hold the door lol

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    ?

  • Vonn

    Dela what? Her name sounds like a disease. I guess she's always on the clock. Yuck.

  • Ni Ni

    With his messy behind lol.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    *cackles*

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lo6u-UIbo Nancy Drew-Natural & Luv’n It!

    Guess she ran out of time, smh

  • Panther Charleston

    Ummm...sounds like he stole them, then she stole them, then both them ended up here. "Whore" tattooed on her body. Lord, Jesus, come soon.

  • Panther Charleston

    Too bad for law enforcement. 'Cause we all know, it's just another night at the job.

  • TMW
  • Vonn

    Why are we so silly? ?

  • SunRiseBlossom

    I'M CRRRIIINNNEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • TMW

    I saw the sister-in-law post the video before he got arrested. He had been raping that baby in the bathroom of the church every Sunday. And his father did the same to other girls in the congregation.
    They are asking for victims to come forward and the church to be shut down.

    People are truly sick and twisted - the ish they do in the name of religion. FOR REAL???

  • Vonn

    Some women call their vaginas purses. This broad is real literal with hers.

  • http://www.pureromance.com LA

    I hope so???

  • Vonn

    Imma toss some eyebrows in there for her.

  • Ms..N

    Lol!!

  • nicfury420

    “...for safekeeping.” ??? its too early Sandra! Lmaooo

  • EasyBreezy

    Jesus, NO!

  • EasyBreezy

    Black folks?

  • EasyBreezy

    Okay, so she waited for him to go to the bathroom vs. knocking his azz asleep with the cooch? Hell, she needed to be caught! Cover that "whore" tattoo NOW.

  • Lisa

    Omg????

  • HotInCleveland

    Yup

  • Baaba Sanders

    Is her vagina that loose and deep????

  • Rayscoty

    What kind of hole ..Never mind

  • Let them eat cake

    God is going to DESTROY him.

  • Sassie

    like how can she stuff watches in her hoo-ha so EASILY? I mean I am appalled at what women can squish up there. Yikes. And I bet dude didn't even want that diseased shit back. Ewww....or maybe he had to send them out to get professionally steam cleaned?

  • Fred G sanford

    That’s why they have safes in the room dummy

  • Sassie

    I said the same thing, but I bet he could have them steam cleaned or something. I would.

  • Kayke

    Why wouldn’t he .... he obviously picks up prostitutes. This sounds like one of those cases were she had to take payment cause dude didn’t pay for her services.

  • Renee26

    She didn't have all that under no wig... Nope

  • Renee26

    A horny thief

  • Renee26

    LMAO good one!

  • Topic Influencer

    Stupid bish. I cant. Throw her crime ridden ays away

  • Let them eat cake

    lol

  • TransMichelle

    But the black folks on here claim that black folks don't do those types of things only white people. Two teenage black boys was arrested recently for raping a 9 month old baby and filming it.

  • Judge Mental Will

    Her nasty as.... Nice plot tho.

  • MsVAllDay

    Exactly what it sounds like to me.

  • MsVAllDay

    LOL LOL LOL LOL

  • Shawty

    Dang four whole watched fitted up there....sheesh!

  • morenYAHdelsur

    She’s not taking care of herself. 4 of them bishes?!?!? Maaan ?

  • Skin Deep Beauty

    Ewee!!! I cringe during a papsmear. Gurl BYE!

  • NeverSurprised

    She had to "take payment?" Really? So "payment" for a couple of hours of sex with her is $130,000?!? If so, then she needs to patent that coichie.

  • Skin Deep Beauty

    Exactly! Don't have time for this mess...

  • NeverSurprised

    Brilliant! ??

  • Skin Deep Beauty

    Oh I would want mine back... Besides he was just up in it so what difference do it make!

  • NeverSurprised

    "Two teenage black boys was arrested recently for raping a 9 month old baby and filming it."
    ------------------
    Our young black males have descended to a level of inhumanity that is almost incomprehensible.

  • Parent

    Oww, eww and no!

  • Parent

    What Rob had said?

  • blue skies

    lol

  • Parent

    SICK SICK SICK! And waited til her mammy passed away.

  • Calikush

    Toxic femininity!!!!!!! ?????

  • Parent

    He is the son of the pastor and was living in the mens shelter in East Flatbush.

  • Branch Davidian

    Takes a lickin'....and keeps on tickin'.....

  • EasyBreezy

    Lawd! TY

  • Meme

    Dirty bugger like him who picks up prostitutes i hardly doubt that would affect him he'll probably sniff it every few minutes for the memory of that night

  • CoTToNCaNDie SWeeTAsGolD

    Actually Rolex's don't tick...ta hee hee

  • CoTToNCaNDie SWeeTAsGolD

    Good Morning Buds!!

  • Karen Brady

    Good morning!

  • Ni Ni

    What the entire hell?!?

  • WutizstillHERE!

    She looks very strong.. I guess since Timex takes a licking and keep on ticking.. Rolex takes to Trick n keeps on...sorry.. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5a16feb7886870b58e876a7ffc6b264e7419e743bb55ec579123b82d4a427799.gif

  • Tee Bullock

    LMMFAO

  • ClaireHuxtable

    If you've never had a Rolex up your coochee, can you say that for sure??
    For all we know they could have hollard for help!

  • ClaireHuxtable

    L0l! She could have put an alarm clock up there too! And it went off.

  • Renee26

    LMAO no ma'am I have not ? Those probably did tick tho considering they were found in crown royal bags

  • ClaireHuxtable

    Jewelry in a CR bag is so dumb. All crooks know to look there.

  • Rayne

    Youn think so ? ?

  • ClaireHuxtable

    I bet upon subsequent examination the watches were determined to only be knockoffs
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ca4c8b4e9352dad650f1e7f2685fd48775d169b8de0d2a039da3682b8e2c633c.jpg

  • brooklyn23

    Bye whore

  • Blue

    I can't read the write-up. Which cavity we talking ... don't answer that. Never mind.

  • Renee26

    No ma'am...no braids or nothin to tame it under a wig. She went as is chile

  • Marlika

    Wale he needs to get busted for picking up a prostitute. ??

  • Harley

    Welp it says vaginal cavity ?

  • Chapter29Chick

    No such thing. Unlike masculinity. Toxic does not compliment femininity. Femininity creates and nurtures life.

  • Malai

    He had Alexis at his house last night

  • Blue

    Wow.

  • Parent

    Wow

  • Cricket404

    He is staying at the Clarion in Miami and has 4 Rolex watches in a Crown Royal Whiskey bag, what kind of businessman?

  • hi-liter

    I mean, are Rolexes moisture proof?......never mind...........vaginal cavity prolly as dry as her Afro.

  • Rayne

    Ooh that’s horrible!

  • jwoo250

    My damn thought exactly...lol He was that other type of businessman..lol

  • dru and neil

    She has the word “wh0re” tattooed on her... that made me sad. Long rap sheet, robbing johns for watches. This young woman’s life appears to be a long standing mess.

  • jwoo250

    This may be a crazy question. But it's possible to stick all that in the cooch without it getting lost? So vagina is like a pocket or something? lol What kind of body she got? That's got to hurt and how do you take it out? So many questions..lmao

  • Lorna

    Ok but also, she's wearing a navel ring in her lip. This woman is dangerous!

  • SummerBaby

    Chile ??

  • SummerBaby

    Why/when did you change your name? ?

  • Kayke

    Most prostitutes don’t moonlight as fine jewelry appraisers so I doubt she knew how much she took.... I believe she just took something of value for her services.

  • Logan Roberts

    So Dela's vagina is basically like a long hallway ?

  • Dahl

    I feel like that was her bag. Brought it with her to collect the goods after she robbed him, which is probably her M.O...

  • Dahl

    How do four watches fit in there...?

  • Navybeans95

    This heffa done figured out how to slide 4 watches up her vagina...SMH, these watches are hard metal ...I'm cringing just thinking about it.., she needs a cage and some mental help...

  • Sid

    He is calling Alexis his WCW and that they have been friends for 5 years. He also said she is so stunning and I have been waiting for her. Alexis at his place cooking meals and ish lol I can’t

  • ?jessica?

    What kind'a pussy does this b!tch have ? That should have hurt like hell

  • ?jessica?

    Lol I cringed too. Frost thing I thought about was, wouldn't the links of the watch punch you

  • Jennifer

    A big, open one ?

  • ?jessica?

    ????

  • Damian Jordan

    LMMFAO @ her "WHORE" Tatto!!!

  • Dcfis Df

    Not even the theif wanted the Hublot! That poor platona

  • Hazel

    She could actually be beautiful if she wasn't so nasty.

  • missmiami305

    That’s what he gets for trickin.

  • Calikush

    ?It was a joke.......lighten up, Sis!

  • Frank Blunt

    Luther just found that cash in the air vent ..she was with Cleo nem?? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9a26d1f418e5ac9b5e9fe74ce742a627ca29e2d50965e155d51d2df080703028.jpg