Yes, it's a slow news day...
Yes, it's a slow news day...
Oscar winner Lupita Nyong'o prepared for her upcoming comedy special by trying out skits on unsuspecting New Yorkers with "Billy on the street".
911 dispatchers are off the chain these days. Remember that story about the hoodrat 911 dispatcher who kept hanging up on callers? Well, here's another case that will shock you.
Parisian police already have a suspect in custody following Kim Kardashian's highly publicized armed robbery at her Paris hotel. Kardashian claims 2 to 5 masked men dressed as Parisian police officers held a gun to her head and fled with over $10 million in jewels and other valuables.
At least that's the story she's giving the insurance company.
See the suspect after the break. Thanks to Instagram blog Teatenders for the tip.
Social media is an untapped source of gullible women who are willing to pay a rumored crackhead $100 to hear him teach them how to live like a rich white woman off other people's coins.
Thank goodness there are YouTubers like Alexander Rodgers to set those women straight.
LeBron James's infamous headband made a triumphant return to his head during game 2 of the NBA Playoffs series between the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Chicago Bulls.
Comedy Central is breaking new ground by hiring a little known South African comedian to replace Jon Stewart, the burned-out host of the wildly popular "Daily Show".
The debate rages on over the 'Catcalls' race-baiting video featuring an average looking woman who took a walk on the wild side of New York City wearing tight clothing -- and then complained about the attention she received from black and Latino men. Comedy troupe Funny Or Die filmed a parody video in response to the self-centered, attention-seeking woman in the 'catcalls' video.
Hilarity ensues after the break:
After the break, Lil Meatball takes on the NCAA champions UConn Huskies men's basketball team. The Huskies defeated the hapless University of Kentucky 60-54 last night.
NBC's Saturday Night Live parodied the Obama administration's
desperate attempts to sign up healthy young people for ObamaCare in advance of Monday's deadline. SNL's Obama was urged to wear Pharrell's goofy hat; pose for a social media photo op with Kim Kardashian and Batkid; dance with the Pope; and kiss Justin Bieber (played by a female actress) on the lips.
Watch the hilarious video after the break.
President Obama's approval ratings hit a low of 41% this week. His lowest approval rating ever was 38% in 2011. But not to be deterred by the public's growing distrust of him, Obama appeared on an Internet show called Funny or Die hosted by actor/comedian Zach Galifinakis ("Hangover").
Wearing his usual deadpan expression, Obama cracked jokes about his lame duck health care reform, ObamaCare. Apparently, the president thinks 4 million Americans losing their health insurance is funny.
First Lady Michelle Obama interrupted a White House interview between Miami Heat players Dwyane Wade, left, Ray Allen, center, and coach Eric Spoelstra by dunking on LeBron James. According to Global Grind, this skit on the post-game interview bomb made famous by Heat players was planned and executed by LeBron and the first lady to promote her staying fit and anti-obesity campaign. She got game! Can President Obama do that?
A new NYPD program is stirring more controversy than the policy that it was designed to replace. The New York Police Department's "Stop-and-Kiss" program is an effort to tamp down the complaints of the NYPD's controversial Stop-and-frisk program that critics say targets black and Hispanic men.
Critics are calling the NYPD's Stop-and-Kiss program a violation of privacy. Thousands took to the streets earlier this week to protest the new program. The new policy allows officers to kiss anyone who they believe looks suspicious.
New Yorkers who complain that they have been stopped and kissed say the new policy is even more intrusive than the Stop-and-frisk policy.
Late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel tests the public's knowledge of the Affordable Care Act, aka ObamaCare.
"They're the same thing," noted Kimmel during his opening monologue on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Monday night. "Lo and behold, we found people who did not know that," he said as the audience chuckled.
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Beyonce's wig was snatched by a fan during Monday's concert in Montreal. I prayed that a fan would snatch Beyonce's wig during her Mrs Carter World Tour, but I didn't think it would be an electronic fan. Still, it was hilarious to watch Beyonce struggling to sing while attempting to free her weave that was caught in the fan's steely blades. Beyonce's entourage, including faithful bodyguard Julius, had trouble freeing Beyonce from the fan's clutches.
Later, Beyonce tried to make light of her embarrassing wig snatching by uploading a note to her personal Tumblr account.
Enjoy the video after the break!