Beyonce Reveals Her New Boob Job at Jay Z’s Concert
Now we know why Beyonce was in the hospital for so long in January after her surrogate allegedly gave birth to her baby, Blue Ivy. Last night, Beyonce stepped out in public for the first time to attend her husband Jay Z’s concert at Carnegie Hall. It was her first public appearance since the baby’s birth. No one outside of the Metropolitan New York area even knew Jay Z had a concert last night. Which is a strong indication of the media’s decreasing interest in him.
It is obvious from these pics that Beyonce had recent breast enhancement surgery. Beyonce wore a red dress with a plunging neckline so the paparazzi could get good shots of her padding, in a desperate attempt to fool the public into believing she’s breast feeding. How pitiful is Beyonce? Well, you won’t have time to come up with an answer because the attention whore will be in our faces every day for the next few months — until the paparazzi grows tired of seeing her.
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Snoop to Kris Humphries: ‘You shouldn’t have tried to wife the b*tch!’
Rapper-turned-comedian Snoop Dogg gives sound advice to hopeless romantic Kris Humphries, who followed his heart — and not his brains — when he married narcissist Kim Kardashian in a made-for-TV wedding last year.
It’s not entirely Kris’ fault. It’s a holdover from evolutionary days that some men lose all common sense when they are in the presence of a pretty woman.
In another video making the rounds on the Internet yesterday, rapper Young Jeezy, weighed in by saying he would rather die than marry a Kardashian. We’re sure he meant Kim, not Khloe.
Roseanne Barr Calls Jay Z and Beyonce ‘Arrogant’ in Twitter Rant
Yesterday, one of my Twitter.com followers informed me that comedienne Roseanne Barr went IN on Beyonce and President Obama for disrespecting Etta James while she was alive. It seems Miss Barr took offense to Obama giving Beyonce the honor of performing Etta’s classic “At Last” for his first dance.
Miss James herself expressed outrage at the snub. Particularly since Beyonce did such a horrible job of singing. Everyone agreed that Miss James would have done the song more justice than fame whore Beyonce.
But Roseanne Barr settled the score for Etta on Saturday when she tweeted:
“i have not listened to anything beyonce or jay z has said or recorded since they did that to Etta. Their arrogance was disgusting.”
Roseanne also dissed Beyonce’s singing, her lacefronts and her fake azz all in one classic tweet!
Naturally, Beyonce’s deranged Stans, who have nothing else to do with their boring lives, came for Miss Barr on Twitter with all the ferocity and venom of a pitbull with rabies.
And Roseanne pushed back!
She didn’t mince her words either! She let those fools have it with blasts from both barrels of her B*tch Be Gone shotgun! I wish I could have gotten in on the fun on Saturday. But it’s never too late to show Beyonce’s Stans for the desperate, lonely, psycho losers that they all are.
After the break, I have compiled more of my favorite Roseanne Barr tweets for your entertainment pleasure. Enjoy! 
President Obama Sings Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together”
President Obama singing Rev. Al Green’s hit song “Let’s Stay Together” during a fundraiser at the Apollo Theater in Harlem, NY yesterday.
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Chris Brown’s girlfriend clowns Rihanna: ‘Why you no have boyfriend?’
A home video showing Chris Brown’s girlfriend Karrueche Tran clowning Rihanna is quickly making the rounds of social networking websites.
Using a mock Chinese accent, Tran and 2 of her friends taunt Rihanna as her music video for “Hard” plays in the background.
Tran perfectly describes Rihanna’s persona (“sexy, but ugly”), and she sticks the knife in and twists slowly by asking Rihanna “why you no have boyfriend?”
If you recall, Rihanna and Chris Brown surreptitiously tweeted each other on Dec. 29, expressing their undying love for one another.
Watch the hilarity after the break!
In Case You Missed It: Love & Hip Hop, Ep 6
On Monday night, VH1 aired the much-anticipated “fight” between newcomer Erica Mena and Juelz Santana’s bustdown, Kimbella Vanderhee. As with Kimbella, Erica was introduced to the cast by Jim Jones’ manager, Yandy Smith, aka Don King. It is no coincidence that both women immediately began snatching wigs within 5 minutes of meeting each other.
By now we are all familiar with how these “reality” shows work. Each show has totally scripted “fight” scenes that usually commences when one cast member tosses water on the other one.
But according to Erica, her fight scene may not have been totally scripted. In fact, Erica claims that she was caught completely by surprise, and she thinks she was set up by VH1.
In Case You Missed It: T.I. & Tiny: Family Hustle, Ep 3
Episode 3 belonged to T.I.’s 7-year-old son, King, who has the sense enough to realize that he’s not black (he is a mix of both races). T.I. took the family out to dinner and had a chat with King who thinks he’s white because he’s light-skinned. A blond fan interrupts the conservation to give T.I. one of her CDs.
After she walks away, T.I. resumes the conversation. But King, who was taken by the fan’s alabaster skin, says quickly, “I know I’m black, but can I have a white woman?” T.I. laughed and responded “Yes, you can have a white woman. You can have any color woman you want!”
