Yes, it's a slow news day...
Yes, it's a slow news day...
Oscar winner Lupita Nyong'o prepared for her upcoming comedy special by trying out skits on unsuspecting New Yorkers with "Billy on the street".
911 dispatchers are off the chain these days. Remember that story about the hoodrat 911 dispatcher who kept hanging up on callers? Well, here's another case that will shock you.
Parisian police already have a suspect in custody following Kim Kardashian's highly publicized armed robbery at her Paris hotel. Kardashian claims 2 to 5 masked men dressed as Parisian police officers held a gun to her head and fled with over $10 million in jewels and other valuables.
At least that's the story she's giving the insurance company.
See the suspect after the break. Thanks to Instagram blog Teatenders for the tip.
Social media is an untapped source of gullible women who are willing to pay a rumored crackhead $100 to hear him teach them how to live like a rich white woman off other people's coins.
Thank goodness there are YouTubers like Alexander Rodgers to set those women straight.
LeBron James's infamous headband made a triumphant return to his head during game 2 of the NBA Playoffs series between the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Chicago Bulls.
Comedy Central is breaking new ground by hiring a little known South African comedian to replace Jon Stewart, the burned-out host of the wildly popular "Daily Show".
The debate rages on over the 'Catcalls' race-baiting video featuring an average looking woman who took a walk on the wild side of New York City wearing tight clothing -- and then complained about the attention she received from black and Latino men. Comedy troupe Funny Or Die filmed a parody video in response to the self-centered, attention-seeking woman in the 'catcalls' video.
Hilarity ensues after the break:
After the break, Lil Meatball takes on the NCAA champions UConn Huskies men's basketball team. The Huskies defeated the hapless University of Kentucky 60-54 last night.
NBC's Saturday Night Live parodied the Obama administration's
desperate attempts to sign up healthy young people for ObamaCare in advance of Monday's deadline. SNL's Obama was urged to wear Pharrell's goofy hat; pose for a social media photo op with Kim Kardashian and Batkid; dance with the Pope; and kiss Justin Bieber (played by a female actress) on the lips.
Watch the hilarious video after the break.
President Obama's approval ratings hit a low of 41% this week. His lowest approval rating ever was 38% in 2011. But not to be deterred by the public's growing distrust of him, Obama appeared on an Internet show called Funny or Die hosted by actor/comedian Zach Galifinakis ("Hangover").
Wearing his usual deadpan expression, Obama cracked jokes about his lame duck health care reform, ObamaCare. Apparently, the president thinks 4 million Americans losing their health insurance is funny.
First Lady Michelle Obama interrupted a White House interview between Miami Heat players Dwyane Wade, left, Ray Allen, center, and coach Eric Spoelstra by dunking on LeBron James. According to Global Grind, this skit on the post-game interview bomb made famous by Heat players was planned and executed by LeBron and the first lady to promote her staying fit and anti-obesity campaign. She got game! Can President Obama do that?
A new NYPD program is stirring more controversy than the policy that it was designed to replace. The New York Police Department's "Stop-and-Kiss" program is an effort to tamp down the complaints of the NYPD's controversial Stop-and-frisk program that critics say targets black and Hispanic men.
Critics are calling the NYPD's Stop-and-Kiss program a violation of privacy. Thousands took to the streets earlier this week to protest the new program. The new policy allows officers to kiss anyone who they believe looks suspicious.
New Yorkers who complain that they have been stopped and kissed say the new policy is even more intrusive than the Stop-and-frisk policy.
Late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel tests the public's knowledge of the Affordable Care Act, aka ObamaCare.
"They're the same thing," noted Kimmel during his opening monologue on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Monday night. "Lo and behold, we found people who did not know that," he said as the audience chuckled.
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Beyonce's wig was snatched by a fan during Monday's concert in Montreal. I prayed that a fan would snatch Beyonce's wig during her Mrs Carter World Tour, but I didn't think it would be an electronic fan. Still, it was hilarious to watch Beyonce struggling to sing while attempting to free her weave that was caught in the fan's steely blades. Beyonce's entourage, including faithful bodyguard Julius, had trouble freeing Beyonce from the fan's clutches.
Later, Beyonce tried to make light of her embarrassing wig snatching by uploading a note to her personal Tumblr account.
Enjoy the video after the break!
Beyoncé's publicist had no idea what she was in for when she asked BuzzFeed to kindly remove a few "unflattering" pics of Beyonce taken during her Super Bowl performance. Once word got out about the take down notice, the Internet Photoshop experts got to work making memes out of Beyonce's haggard facial expressions.
Thanks to the sharp folks over at Badlipreading.com for stripping Beyonce's real vocals from the pre-recorded track she sang along with during President Obama's Inauguration last weekend. Now that we've heard what Beyonce was really singing, we see that it was very necessary for her to lip-sync -- she didn't know the words to the National Anthem!
Beyonce even had the Obamas convinced that she knew all the words as she wailed "Your old black doll can't touch my behind!", "Stroking your swine", and "La fway!" According to insiders, Beyonce mistakenly believed "The Star-Spangled Banner" and the "National Anthem" were two different songs. All in all it was a brilliant performance by the lip-sync queen. Watch the video after the break!
You've heard of Tebowing and Planking, now there's a new trend: Te'oing.
College students can be cruel.. especially if you're a pathological liar like Notre Dame football star Manti Te'o, who got caught in a huge lie about a girlfriend who does not exist.
Minutes after Deadspin exposed Te'o as a fraud -- the Internet exploded with memes of college student Te'oing with their invisible girlfriends. Some pranksters even uploaded photos of themselves proposing to their invisible women.
Click the link to see more Te'oing images!
Unsuspecting fast food workers are targets of another hilarious drive thru prank. A seemingly empty car pulls up to a drive thru window. Hilarity ensues as a hidden camera captures the reactions of the fast food workers who believe there is no one behind the wheel.
Ever wonder what's lurking in your closet? What happens when you realize the Boogey man is a lot scarier then you think. Brent Star is The BooGay Man who's coming to scare all you DL men straight! Also starring Atlanta's newest resident, Zeralyn Ford.
Watch the video after the break. WARNING: Profanity and adult situations.
Over the weekend many celebrities and entertainment dignitaries were in town for the BET Hip Hop Awards. One of the stars I spoke with was comedian Alex Thomas (pictured 2nd from left), whom you may remember from the hit 2001 movie Two Can Play That Game with actress Vivica A. Fox.
Well, Thomas and Fox have teamed up again to star in the hilarious comedy TV series Mr. Box Office, which airs Saturday nights at 9 p.m. on the CW Network (check your local listings).
Mr. Box Office is a comedy sitcom about "the biggest star in the world" who is sentenced to community service, teaching English at the "toughest" high school in America.
There are two things that should never be discussed at the dinner table: politics and gay marriage. NBC's scripted series The New Normal covers all of that and more.
In Tuesday's episode (which we can argue is nothing but a campaign vehicle for Obama), Bryan (Andrew Rannells) and David (Justin Bartha) threw a dinner party to prove to Nana (Ellen Barkin) that they have black friends. The idea for the dinner came up after Nana (whose family has always voted Republican) accused Bryan and David of being racist because they voted for Obama. Her reasoning was the gay couple voted for Obama because he was black, hence, they must be racist.
America's children are starving as a result of the controversial mandated National school lunch policy, which is the brain child of the first lady Michelle Obama.
Mrs. Obama is fighting obesity by forcing children to subsist on vegetables, fruit, whole grains and nuts.
But a group of students are protesting what they see as forced starvation diets. They say they are hungry and they're not taking the school lunch policy sitting down.
In a video uploaded to YouTube.com, hungry students faint from lack of energy after eating the 750-850 calories that Mrs. Obama's school lunches provide.
The children argue that the low calories are not enough to meet the physical needs of growing teenagers.
I can't stop laughing at these two fools! They will do anything to promote their wack reality show.
Evelyn Lozada, one of the stars of VH1's "Basketball Wives."
Johnson allegedly head-butted Lozada during an argument, says the South Florida Sun-Sentinel, and when cops arrived to the scene, Lozada had lacerations on her forehead.
Our sources say Lozada has been at the hospital for several house and her injury required stitches.
According to our sources, the fight started when Lozada found a receipt for condoms in the center of the couple's Maserati and confronted Johnson about it. A verbal argument ensued.
We're told at some point during the argument, Johnson head-butted Lozada. According to reports, Johnson told police he butted heads with Lozada by accident.
Johnson is reportedly still in custody and wil have to go before a judge before he can be released.
Johnson and Lozada were married last month in Miami after Johnson proposed in November 2010 with a massive 10-carat diamond ring.
Story developing ...
Former Phoenix Suns star Steve Nash is now a Los Angeles Laker thanks to a new sign-and-trade deal that will send the free-agent point guard to the Lakers for future draft picks.
But the deal almost didn't happen according to Nash in a statement to ESPN's Marc Stein.
In the statement Nash said he approached Suns owner Robert Sarver and president of basketball operations Lon Babby and asked them to make the trade happen with LA so he could be closer to his children.
“I approached them and asked if they would be willing to do a sign and trade deal with L.A. because it is very important to me to stay near my children and family. They were very apprehensive and didn’t want to do it. Fortunately for me, they reconsidered.”
The Kardashians rolled out their latest music videot his morning. They don't actually rhyme, they just sing and dance along to the lyrics of Notorious B.I.G.'s classic hit "Hypnotize." But it's worth a few laughs to see Kris Jenner doing the Cabbage Patch.
A 80-year-old woman who spent 10 years planning her first skydiving jump, nearly met with tragedy when the jump went horribly wrong.
New viral video puts a spin on the teen gay "It gets better" campaign.
In the video, guys (and a girl) assure socially awkward teenage boys that a certain part of their anatomy will get bigger. "If there's one thing that we need to pass along to these young boys in the most difficult point of their lives, it's this: it's gonna get bigger."
Watch the video after the break. Caution: video contains profane language.
9-time Grammy winner Mary J Blige probably never thought she would become a punch line at this stage in her career. Unfortunately, Mary now finds herself the laughing stock of the industry, after Burger King inadvertently released an unfinished commercial featuring Mary that went viral.
What could have possessed Mary to jump up on a table top and sing the immortal words, "crispy chicken, fresh lettuce, three cheeses, French dressing, wrapped up in a tasty flour tortilla"?
Whatever her motivation was, you can bet Mary regrets signing on to do that commercial.
Now, Mary's fans are uploading their own YouTube videos spoofing Mary's Burger King ad.
And Hot 97 in New York is holding a 'Chicken Idol' Crispy Chicken battle, and inviting celebrities such as 'Love & Hip Hop's Yandy Smith to do their own Mary J impression.
Watch the hilarity after the break.
Kids say the darnedest things, but does that mean they are ready to be thrust into the pressure cooker of the entertainment industry? We find out in last night's episode, as T.I. and Tiny decide that their two youngest boys are too cute not to be on TV. T.I. and Tiny fly the boys to LA where they audition for a talent scout and pose for a professional photo shoot.
My favorite scene in the episode is when T.I. asks his youngest son Major why he thinks he [T.I.] is his daddy. "Because you're out of jail," the precocious 3-year-old responds.
"They might be too young," says Tiny, very wisely. She reasons that King, who is 7, "really wanted this opportunity." But does he really? And who should decide what a child really wants or needs -- the child or his parents?