Joanne the Scammer

Parisian police already have a suspect in custody following Kim Kardashian‘s highly publicized armed robbery at her Paris hotel. Kardashian claims 2 to 5 masked men dressed as Parisian police officers held a gun to her head and fled with over $10 million in jewels and other valuables.

At least that’s the story she’s giving the insurance company.

See the suspect after the break. Thanks to Instagram blog Teatenders for the tip.

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Funky Dineva

Social media is an untapped source of gullible women who are willing to pay a rumored crackhead $100 to hear him teach them how to live like a rich white woman off other people’s coins.

Thank goodness there are YouTubers like Alexander Rodgers to set those women straight.

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Funny Or Die

The debate rages on over the ‘Catcalls’ race-baiting video featuring an average looking woman who took a walk on the wild side of New York City wearing tight clothing — and then complained about the attention she received from black and Latino men. Comedy troupe Funny Or Die filmed a parody video in response to the self-centered, attention-seeking woman in the ‘catcalls’ video.

Hilarity ensues after the break:

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Yeet dance

By now you’ve seen the viral Vine video featuring 13-year-old Dallas native Lil Meatball introducing his new “Yeet” dance to the nation. The original Vine video (below) has spawned dozens of memes.

After the break, Lil Meatball takes on the NCAA champions UConn Huskies men’s basketball team. The Huskies defeated the hapless University of Kentucky 60-54 last night.

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SNL Mocks White House Social Media Marketing

NBC’s Saturday Night Live parodied the Obama administration’s desperate attempts to sign up healthy young people for ObamaCare in advance of Monday’s deadline. SNL’s Obama was urged to wear Pharrell’s goofy hat; pose for a social media photo op with Kim Kardashian and Batkid; dance with the Pope; and kiss Justin Bieber (played by a female actress) on the lips.

Watch the hilarious video after the break.

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President Obama sits down with Zach Galifinakis

President Obama’s approval ratings hit a low of 41% this week. His lowest approval rating ever was 38% in 2011. But not to be deterred by the public’s growing distrust of him, Obama appeared on an Internet show called Funny or Die hosted by actor/comedian Zach Galifinakis (“Hangover”).

Wearing his usual deadpan expression, Obama cracked jokes about his lame duck health care reform, ObamaCare. Apparently, the president thinks 4 million Americans losing their health insurance is funny.

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Michelle Obama dunking on LeBron

First Lady Michelle Obama interrupted a White House interview between Miami Heat players Dwyane Wade, left, Ray Allen, center, and coach Eric Spoelstra by dunking on LeBron James. According to Global Grind, this skit on the post-game interview bomb made famous by Heat players was planned and executed by LeBron and the first lady to promote her staying fit and anti-obesity campaign. She got game! Can President Obama do that?

NYPD Stop-and-kiss program

A new NYPD program is stirring more controversy than the policy that it was designed to replace. The New York Police Department’s “Stop-and-Kiss” program is an effort to tamp down the complaints of the NYPD’s controversial Stop-and-frisk program that critics say targets black and Hispanic men.

Critics are calling the NYPD’s Stop-and-Kiss program a violation of privacy. Thousands took to the streets earlier this week to protest the new program. The new policy allows officers to kiss anyone who they believe looks suspicious.

New Yorkers who complain that they have been stopped and kissed say the new policy is even more intrusive than the Stop-and-frisk policy.

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