Comedienne Chelsea Lately made fun of Beyonce's Stans last night after they came for her neck on Her Stans were insulted because Chelsea pointed out how dumb Beyonce looked on the GRAMMYS last weekend.

My favorite line from this video is when Chelsea says, "she said she was going to take a break, take a break bitch!" LOL!!


According to loyal reader Grace Glamorous, Pink refers to Beyonce as a "Stupid Girl" in this cell phone video shot at a Pink concert last year.

Grace writes:

At 0:33 Pink dresses up as Beyonce, sings "Stupid Girls" and dances like Beyonce. (She portrays beys dance moves like a stripper would dance.. well pink is right!) too funny!


Alicia Keys' booty call skit on Saturday Night Live did not make me laugh at all. Probably because her masculine voice sounds like a pre-op tranny trying to sound sexy. I would swear some drag queen was playing games on the phone if Alicia Keys called me at 2 a.m. Maybe it would help if Alicia took some feminine hormones to make a voice a little higher?

Remember that rush you felt the first time you saw the movie trailer for The Matrix? Well, get ready. The laughs start about 11 seconds into this trailer for the movie 'Hit Girl' coming to a theater near you this Spring. Your kids will never be the same after watching this movie.


Saturday Night Live provided comic relief to the embarrassing Tiger Woods/Elin Nordegren saga. Tiger Woods was played by the hilarious Kenan Thompson, and Elin was played by Blake Lively.

I still don't believe Elin attacked Tiger with a golf club. I believe he was disoriented and incapacitated by sleeping pills and pain killers. The man was snoring in the middle of the road for goodness sakes.

Aging dancer Jennifer Lopez learned the hard way that just because you feel 25 again doesn't mean you can do what 25-year-olds do.

The experienced dancer's 40-year-old legs weren't up for the challenge when she leapt off the back of one of her dancers and crashed to the stage during her performance of her single "Louboutins" on the AMAs this weekend.

Lpoez recovered quickly, and continued her song and dance number. But apparently, being the butt of jokes is more than this well known narcissist can stand. In an interview with Ryan Seacrest, J-Lo tried to play dumb:

The singer-actress jokingly played the amnesiac during a Monday interview on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS FM radio show. “Did I trip a little bit?” she says coyly when Seacrest mentions the tumble. “I don’t even remember.”

After Seacrest commends her for executing the “greatest recovery ever,” Lopez kids: “I meant to do that. What are you talking about? Don’t you know me better than that? It was part of the choreography!”

Suddenly philosophical, she adds: “the measure of things is, it’s not what happens when you fall, it’s how you handle it when you fall.”

She won't recover quickly when her album 'Love?' drops next year and bombs.

Comedians Martin Lawrence and Jamie Foxx are teaming up to bring their female characters to the big screen! This should be hilarious! I laughed out loud at the mock trailer for "SKank Robbers" that the duo made to air during the BET Awards.

Screen Gems has acquired “Sheneneh and Wanda,” a comic vehicle for Jamie Foxx and Martin Lawrence to star in a comic caper film, playing female characters they developed during their stand up comedy days.

Foxx will write the script and he and Martin will produce together through Foxx’s Foxxhole and Lawrence’s Runtelldat production banners.

The project originated as a parody of a movie trailer for a film called “Skank Robbers,” which Foxx and Lawrence made for the BET Awards. The reaction was strong enough that the duo decided to turn the concept into a real film.

In the comedy, Sheneneh and Wanda are modern day independent women trying to make it on their own, one bank robbery at a time.


Thanks to loyal reader (and new blogger) Eric Johnson for the tip!

Country singer Taylor Swift owes her career to troubled rapper Kanye West who trashed his own career when he bumrushed the stage at the VMAs and snatched Taylor's mic.

Taylor appeared on Saturday Night Live this weekend and she did a great job! In her opening skit, she sang a monologue in which she lightly dissed Joe Jonas (Jonas Brothers) for breaking up with her over the phone, blew a kiss to her current love Taylor Lautner, and fired back at Kanye West:

You Might be expecting me to say
Something bad about Kanye
And how he ran up on the stage
And ruined my VMA monologue

But there's nothing more to say
'Cause everything's okay
I've got security lining the stage
It's my SNL Monologue

Has anybody seen Kanye or his baldheaded tramp Amber Hoes lately?


Seeking Female Comedians for New Reality Television Show

Calling all female COMICS! Are you a female comedian or a female that has always wanted to break into the industry? Fastlane Pictures/Wayans Girl Productions are now casting for a new reality show just for you.

Do your friends always tell you that you are funny? Do you love to make people laugh? Well come out Monday and make your dreams come true

    WHERE: Uptown Comedy Club

    800 Marietta Street
    Atlanta, GA 30318

    WHEN: Monday, November 9th @ 7:00PM

Please prepare 2 to 3 minutes of material for the audition.

8 comedians will be chosen to participate in this unique opportunity.

All participants chosen will receive a day rate of pay for each day of filming.

To RSVP, please contact Sanedria Potter at

According to online reports, Kanye West died in a car accident -- at least on

"RIP Kanye West" is the #1 trending topic right now on twitter. Some say Kanye started the trend himself, except that he doesn't have a Twitter page. Others say his beard, dyke Amber Rose started the trend as a way to boost record sales. Except that she doesn't have an album out.

So the only explanation left is that someone started the trending topic to properly bury Knaye's dead career, which is fitting considering he will never work in this business again after showing his azz by grabbing the mic from country music star and actress Taylor Swift during the VMAs last month.

Amber took to Twitter last night to try to save Kaney by starting a trending topic herself titled #longliveKnaye or something like that. Poor thing thinks she's a real celebrity and often forgets that her bald head is only known because of the coattail she's riding on.

Speaking of Amber, she must have threatened her ex-girlfriend Trevon something seriously because home girl refuses to answer any of my emails. Is she that shook or did Amber buy her silence? I guess we'll never know.