‘Saturday Night Live’ Parody of Kim Kardashian’s Divorce
This explains why Kim Kardashian looked like she was in tears last night.
Thanks to loyal reader Sidney D. for sending in this video clip from last night’s episode of ‘Saturday Night Live!’ That was wrong how they did Kris Humphries. But Kim needed a stooge, and, well, he was an easy mark. The black guy was horrible as Khloe Kardashian’s malleable husband, Lamar Odom. Overall, this skit was hilarious!
T.I. On Chelsea Lately (video)
Rapper T.I. was the celebrity guest on comedian Chelsea Handler’s show last night. As you might have guessed, their comedic exchanges were priceless!
Chelsea Handler: Hi, welcome back! Are you happy to be out of prison?
T.I.: Well, today.
Chelsea: Walk me through what happened: ’cause you went to prison then you got out, and then you went back, right?
T.I.: Well, it seems like every time I leave here I’m going to prison.
Chelsea: Don’t you think that’s weird?
T.I.: Yet I keep coming back.
Occupy Hollywood’s Azzhole %
Webcomic artist Ryan Casey tackles the Hollywood elite with his comic strip parodies of the #Occupy Wall Street protests.
In his hilarious comic series, Casey shouts out the privileged, narcissistic, wealthy Hollywood elite, referring to them as the “asshole %” — a pun on the top 1% of taxpayers who pay less taxes than the middle class.
His hit list includes Beyonce, Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Chaz Bono — and our personal favorite: Anderson Cooper.
The only celebrities missing from his set are Oprah Winfrey, Ashton Kutcher, Sean Combs, Jay Z and Kanye West.
Beyoncé Denies Wearing a Fake Baby Bump Prosthetic
Beyoncé watchers know that the 30-year-old singer rarely ever responds to rumors and innuendos about her personal life. So the very fact that her publicist released a statement to ABC News is highly significant. It means Beyonce is definitely feeling the heat from all that extra padding she’s been wearing.
The media inquiries into Beyoncé’s latest desperate grab for attention reached a fever pitch yesterday with The Washington Post calling it “weird” while ABC News asked: “Is Beyoncé’s bump as big as she’d have us believe?”
ABC news wrote a report on Bey and Jay Z hiring a surrogate mother to bear their spawn while Bey parades around with a hi-tech prosthetic device. Beyoncé’s publicist Yvette Noel-Schure responded to ABC News with a terse statement, calling the prosthetic belly reports: “Stupid, ridiculous and false.”
But if the reports really are “stupid, ridiculous and false”, Ms. Noel-Schure has only her client to blame.
Look at the 1st screen shot above. Notice how Beyoncé’s belly looks like she’s 8 months pregnant? Now look at the last frame — her belly has completely collapsed. Even if the fabric of her dress was the cause — where did the huge 8 month belly go? Huge bellies don’t just vanish behind some fabric. If that was the case, someone would patent that magic fabric and sell it! Who needs spandex when you have magical fabric that can make your pot belly disappear when you sit down?
To understand how narcissism can make a celebrity such as Beyoncé go to such extremes for attention, please click here.
If you still don’t believe that Beyonce is a narcissist, ask yourself why is she doing so much right now? If she really is pregnant (and we’re not saying she isn’t), why doesn’t she go sit down somewhere and rest her nerves?
Beyoncé’s prosthetic baby bump folds and collapses on Sunday Night HD (video)
Tweets are talking about Beyoncé’s prosthetic baby bump on last night’s Sunday Night HD. At first we couldn’t believe that she would actually wear her prosthetic on a show with HD — high definition — in the show’s title. But you know what they say about narcissists who think they are smarter than everyone else around them.
So there was Bey sitting down on the set — and there was her prosthetic baby bump, folding, crumpling and collapsing in full, vibrant high definition!
Luckily, the prosthetic is that memory foam type that bounced right back into shape. Rumor has it that Beyoncé is wearing a fake prosthetic while her unknown surrogate carries her baby to term.
No, that wasn’t your imagination. Bey really does look like she went “OOPS!” after she sat down.
Thanks to everyone who sent this tip in! There are too many of you to name. 
Watch the startling video after the break!
Chris Brown falls and busts his a** onstage (video)
Troubled singer Chris Brown slipped and landed flat on his azz as he ran down steps onstage while performing his song “Beautiful People” during his ‘F.A.M.E Tour‘.
CB’s fall from grace wasn’t as spectacular as Beyoncé’s face first slide down a flight of steps in concert a few years back, but it comes pretty close.
Watch the video after the break (courtesy of Thatgrapejuice.net)!
Fast forward to the 3:10 mark to watch Brown’s fall, and then again to the 5:00 minute mark when he says, “I know y’all seen me bust my ass!”
What He Said: LeBron James
Who knew LeBron James had a sister?
