This viral video shows pop singer and teen heartthrob Justin Bieber getting conked on the head by a revolving door. Afterwards, Justin gave a play-by-play recap of his boxing match with the door. He is so funny! I like Justin. He's so down to earth.

I just found out the other day that his main bodyguard (the brotha you see in most pictures with Justin) follows me on Twitter. Does that mean Justin himself reads Sandrarose.com?

I missed Jay Z and Betty White on Saturday Night Live over the weekend (I don't watch much TV), but I hear the ratings for the 35th anniversary of SNL was through the roof!

I'm sure the ratings weren't affected in the least by Jigga's appearance on the show -- though he may think he had something to do with it. No, the ratings bonanza was all Betty White's doing. SNL's execs caved under the pressure after legions of Betty's fans signed a Facebook petition to get the 80-year-old "Golden Girls" star on the show.

Past SNL alumni also returned to make this episode one of the most watched in years!

Watch Betty's hilarious skits after the break!

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Grand Hustle CEO, T.I., who is currently shooting his music video for "I'm Back" today in Atlanta, knows what it feels like to be punk'd.

He was the subject of an elaborate, yet ironic prank pulled by Ashton Kutcher, host of MTV's Punk'd a few years ago. So when one of his rappers, Spodee, came home from a stint in the county jail, T.I. pulled out all the stops to make this April Fool's Day a memorable one for his artist.


This looks like it's going to be funny. The Lottery Ticket premieres this Summer.

Here's a brief summary of the movie's plot:

Kevin Carson (Bow Wow), a young man living in the projects, wins $370 million in a nationwide lottery. When his opportunistic neighbors discover he has the winning ticket in his possession, Kevin must survive their greedy and sometimes even threatening actions over a three-day holiday weekend before he can claim his prize.

Stand up comedian Cadillac Kimberly should have been chosen the 6th Atlanta Housewife instead of the attention seeking attorney Phaedra Parks. She's hilarious!

In this clip, Kimberly goes in on NeNe Leaks something vicious. Actually, Kim goes in on everyone from talk show Diva Tyra Banks to Houston's restaurant (for not having valet parking). If you're at work and you can't view this video, I got you. Peep the funniest part of the video below:

NeNe, bish we know your name is Nathan. Come out the closet. And also could you please have that right bottom tooth replaced by the time you come back this season? And do something with that f*cked up wig that you cannot wash that I think you had on backwards every episode! OK? That wig gave me hail. I couldn't tell you from your husband. I can't stand you! You got 15 minutes of fame and done lost yo' damn mind. And please put some furniture on lay-a-way. Wherever you go they will work wit you. Get that butt nekkid azz house some damn furniture this season. OK? When you took Lisa azz out in the back yard to go and stand and look, I thought I was gon' fall down. I started to f*ck 4 nuccas to get you a chair. I was like, this bish broke as hail!

Thanks to loyal reader Tami (@TalkingWithTami) for the link!

Remember that loud mouthed punk who got his azz handed to him by a 67-year-old white man?

Someone turned the Epic transit bus battle into a Mortal Kombat game and posted it to YouTube. Hey, it's a slow news day.

If you only watch one video today, please watch the first video to see the old man teach the young punk some manners. My favorite lines are "Ooh, he's leaking!," "Did he break your teeth?" and "Bring the ambulance."

It was the talk of the NBA All Star game -- no, not the slam dunk competition or the game itself -- but the fact that R&B singer Usher apparently came out of the closet. Why he chose the All Star game to kick open the closet door, no one knows.

Rumors have swirled for years that Usher was bisexual, but nothing was ever proven -- not even when he married his former stylist who everyone thought looked like a tranny.

Usher himself never denied the rumors. And it didn't escape anyone's notice that all of his male assistants were gay, or that he seemed to have great difficulty maintaining business or personal relationships with women, including his own mother.

I didn't get a chance to watch the All Star game last night because I went out to dinner. But I did get text messages galore about what Usher was wearing and how he treated the All Star game like it was his own personal coming out party.

Just like the Emperor who was too stupid to see that he wore no clothes, Usher clearly thought no one would notice how foolish or gay he looked wearing leather Capri pants and a comical plastic Gladiator breastplate. But the kids were on it! DeeVAH!

More pics after the break!

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Beyonce slips and almost falls off the stage in this reader submitted clip. It's not as spectacular a fall as the time Bey slid down the steps on her face during a concert in Orlando in 2007. Who can ever forget that?!

Thanks to loyal reader Fernanda for the clip!

Comedienne Chelsea Lately made fun of Beyonce's Stans last night after they came for her neck on Twitter.com. Her Stans were insulted because Chelsea pointed out how dumb Beyonce looked on the GRAMMYS last weekend.

My favorite line from this video is when Chelsea says, "she said she was going to take a break, take a break bitch!" LOL!!

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According to loyal reader Grace Glamorous, Pink refers to Beyonce as a "Stupid Girl" in this cell phone video shot at a Pink concert last year.

Grace writes:

At 0:33 Pink dresses up as Beyonce, sings "Stupid Girls" and dances like Beyonce. (She portrays beys dance moves like a stripper would dance.. well pink is right!) too funny!

G.

Alicia Keys' booty call skit on Saturday Night Live did not make me laugh at all. Probably because her masculine voice sounds like a pre-op tranny trying to sound sexy. I would swear some drag queen was playing games on the phone if Alicia Keys called me at 2 a.m. Maybe it would help if Alicia took some feminine hormones to make a voice a little higher?

Remember that rush you felt the first time you saw the movie trailer for The Matrix? Well, get ready. The laughs start about 11 seconds into this trailer for the movie 'Hit Girl' coming to a theater near you this Spring. Your kids will never be the same after watching this movie.

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Saturday Night Live provided comic relief to the embarrassing Tiger Woods/Elin Nordegren saga. Tiger Woods was played by the hilarious Kenan Thompson, and Elin was played by Blake Lively.

I still don't believe Elin attacked Tiger with a golf club. I believe he was disoriented and incapacitated by sleeping pills and pain killers. The man was snoring in the middle of the road for goodness sakes.

Aging dancer Jennifer Lopez learned the hard way that just because you feel 25 again doesn't mean you can do what 25-year-olds do.

The experienced dancer's 40-year-old legs weren't up for the challenge when she leapt off the back of one of her dancers and crashed to the stage during her performance of her single "Louboutins" on the AMAs this weekend.

Lpoez recovered quickly, and continued her song and dance number. But apparently, being the butt of jokes is more than this well known narcissist can stand. In an interview with Ryan Seacrest, J-Lo tried to play dumb:

The singer-actress jokingly played the amnesiac during a Monday interview on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS FM radio show. “Did I trip a little bit?” she says coyly when Seacrest mentions the tumble. “I don’t even remember.”

After Seacrest commends her for executing the “greatest recovery ever,” Lopez kids: “I meant to do that. What are you talking about? Don’t you know me better than that? It was part of the choreography!”

Suddenly philosophical, she adds: “the measure of things is, it’s not what happens when you fall, it’s how you handle it when you fall.”

She won't recover quickly when her album 'Love?' drops next year and bombs.

Comedians Martin Lawrence and Jamie Foxx are teaming up to bring their female characters to the big screen! This should be hilarious! I laughed out loud at the mock trailer for "SKank Robbers" that the duo made to air during the BET Awards.

Screen Gems has acquired “Sheneneh and Wanda,” a comic vehicle for Jamie Foxx and Martin Lawrence to star in a comic caper film, playing female characters they developed during their stand up comedy days.

Foxx will write the script and he and Martin will produce together through Foxx’s Foxxhole and Lawrence’s Runtelldat production banners.

The project originated as a parody of a movie trailer for a film called “Skank Robbers,” which Foxx and Lawrence made for the BET Awards. The reaction was strong enough that the duo decided to turn the concept into a real film.

In the comedy, Sheneneh and Wanda are modern day independent women trying to make it on their own, one bank robbery at a time.

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Thanks to loyal reader (and new blogger) Eric Johnson for the tip!

Country singer Taylor Swift owes her career to troubled rapper Kanye West who trashed his own career when he bumrushed the stage at the VMAs and snatched Taylor's mic.

Taylor appeared on Saturday Night Live this weekend and she did a great job! In her opening skit, she sang a monologue in which she lightly dissed Joe Jonas (Jonas Brothers) for breaking up with her over the phone, blew a kiss to her current love Taylor Lautner, and fired back at Kanye West:

You Might be expecting me to say
Something bad about Kanye
And how he ran up on the stage
And ruined my VMA monologue

But there's nothing more to say
'Cause everything's okay
I've got security lining the stage
It's my SNL Monologue

Has anybody seen Kanye or his baldheaded tramp Amber Hoes lately?

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    WHEN: Monday, November 9th @ 7:00PM

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According to online reports, Kanye West died in a car accident -- at least on Twitter.com.

"RIP Kanye West" is the #1 trending topic right now on twitter. Some say Kanye started the trend himself, except that he doesn't have a Twitter page. Others say his beard, dyke Amber Rose started the trend as a way to boost record sales. Except that she doesn't have an album out.

So the only explanation left is that someone started the trending topic to properly bury Knaye's dead career, which is fitting considering he will never work in this business again after showing his azz by grabbing the mic from country music star and actress Taylor Swift during the VMAs last month.

Amber took to Twitter last night to try to save Kaney by starting a trending topic herself titled #longliveKnaye or something like that. Poor thing thinks she's a real celebrity and often forgets that her bald head is only known because of the coattail she's riding on.

Speaking of Amber, she must have threatened her ex-girlfriend Trevon something seriously because home girl refuses to answer any of my emails. Is she that shook or did Amber buy her silence? I guess we'll never know.

In what is obviously a staged publicity stunt (yawn), newly signed Bad Boy artist (lol) Ma$e bum rushes rap mogul Sean Combs during the Ryan Cameron Show on V-103. I don't believe for a minute that Sean Combs didn't know Ma$e was in the building. Does anybody care that rapper-turned-pastor-turned-rapper again, Ma$e has a new record deal? I thought so.

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Videos of this hilarious Saturday Night Live skit on Barack Obama's monumental flop of a first term in office is being scrubbed off of YouTube even as I type this. Hopefully this link will last. My favorite line from this vid, "If you look at my record, it's very clear what I've done so far... and that is: nothing." LOL!

I hear that Bow Wow was catching feelings over what I wrote about his little feud with Faboloso on Twitter.com yesterday. They tell me that the little sand box gangsta took to his Ustream channel yesterday and invited me to an all I can eat weenie roast.

I'll pass because I don't eat meat. But Bow Wow's former fans -- and even a few celebrities went to the weenie roast and as I type this, they continue to charbroil his nuts on Twitter.com. So I decided to cut & paste the highlights over here on my blog since I'm too old to get in on the fun:

Rapper Fabolous tweeted: "I heard Bow Wow ties his shoes standing up"

NY DJ Ed Lover tweeted: "I heard bow wow sits on a phone book to drive!"

and my personal favorites:

"I heard Bow Wow can walk under the Red Rope at the club without hitting his head!"

"I heard Bow Wow wears floaties in the bath tub"

"I heard Bow Wow still get breast fed by Jermaine Dupree"

CLICK to join in on the fun!

Miss Info posted this undated pic of then-presidential candidate greeting an elated Kanye West. How could Ye' know that in less than a year the president would make him the laughing stock of the country by calling him a jackass!

LOL, I still can't stop laughing at that fool! Can anyone get on Kanye's blog? I've been trying to load that blog all morning. Please hit me up with a link the moment the paps (TMZ) catch up to Kanye in the streets. I want to hear them heckling his dumb azz, lol.

Oh, and for the folks who feel sorry for this idiot because his mom passed, Kanye was cutting the fool way before his mom died. We need to stop making excuses for these pathetic, over-indulged, narcissistic morons.

Was that harsh? Good!