Webcomic artist Ryan Casey tackles the Hollywood elite with his comic strip parodies of the #Occupy Wall Street protests.
In his hilarious comic series, Casey shouts out the privileged, narcissistic, wealthy Hollywood elite, referring to them as the "asshole %" -- a pun on the top 1% of taxpayers who pay less taxes than the middle class.
His hit list includes Beyonce, Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Chaz Bono -- and our personal favorite: Anderson Cooper.
The only celebrities missing from his set are Oprah Winfrey, Ashton Kutcher, Sean Combs, Jay Z and Kanye West.
Beyoncé watchers know that the 30-year-old singer rarely ever responds to rumors and innuendos about her personal life. So the very fact that her publicist released a statement to ABC News is highly significant. It means Beyonce is definitely feeling the heat from all that extra padding she's been wearing.
The media inquiries into Beyoncé's latest desperate grab for attention reached a fever pitch yesterday with The Washington Post calling it "weird" while ABC News asked: "Is Beyoncé's bump as big as she’d have us believe?"
ABC news wrote a report on Bey and Jay Z hiring a surrogate mother to bear their spawn while Bey parades around with a hi-tech prosthetic device. Beyoncé’s publicist Yvette Noel-Schure responded to ABC News with a terse statement, calling the prosthetic belly reports: “Stupid, ridiculous and false.”
But if the reports really are “stupid, ridiculous and false”, Ms. Noel-Schure has only her client to blame.
Look at the 1st screen shot above. Notice how Beyoncé's belly looks like she's 8 months pregnant? Now look at the last frame -- her belly has completely collapsed. Even if the fabric of her dress was the cause -- where did the huge 8 month belly go? Huge bellies don't just vanish behind some fabric. If that was the case, someone would patent that magic fabric and sell it! Who needs spandex when you have magical fabric that can make your pot belly disappear when you sit down?
To understand how narcissism can make a celebrity such as Beyoncé go to such extremes for attention, please click here.
If you still don't believe that Beyonce is a narcissist, ask yourself why is she doing so much right now? If she really is pregnant (and we're not saying she isn't), why doesn't she go sit down somewhere and rest her nerves?
Tweets are talking about Beyoncé's prosthetic baby bump on last night's Sunday Night HD. At first we couldn't believe that she would actually wear her prosthetic on a show with HD -- high definition -- in the show's title. But you know what they say about narcissists who think they are smarter than everyone else around them.
So there was Bey sitting down on the set -- and there was her prosthetic baby bump, folding, crumpling and collapsing in full, vibrant high definition!
Luckily, the prosthetic is that memory foam type that bounced right back into shape. Rumor has it that Beyoncé is wearing a fake prosthetic while her unknown surrogate carries her baby to term.
No, that wasn't your imagination. Bey really does look like she went "OOPS!" after she sat down.
Thanks to everyone who sent this tip in! There are too many of you to name.
Comedian Kevin Hart's "Laugh At My Pain" Los Angeles Premiere after party had more stars than the BET Awards! The event was held at the Pacific Design Center in West Hollywood last night. Hart is pictured above with his "trophy" date Eniko Parish.
The roll of B and C-list stars who attended the event was a Whose Who of black celebrities current and present, including Gabrielle Union (pictured above), Jamie Foxx, LisaRaye, Arsenio Hall, Cedric the Entertainer, Claudia Jordan (remember her?), Tisha Campbell and Duane Martin, Eddie Murphy, Eva Pigford, Marlon Wayans, Affion Crokett, Meagan Good, Melody Thornton, Michael Ealy, Niecy Nash, Adam Rodriguez, Snoop Dogg, Tami Roman, Shaunie O'Neal, Mario, Tichina Arnold, Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa and Toccara Jones just to name a few!
Rapper Wiz Khalifa and socialite Amber Rose couldn't keep their hands or lips off each other at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards last night at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles. I don't know about you guys, but I get a chuckle out of watching wildlife make out in public.
Ladies, is your man a linebacker in heels? Does he roar like a lion but has the heart of a pussycat? Does he throw drinks in your face? Do you come home from work to find your closet rearranged and your husband blames it on the kids when he's actually playing "dress up" in your closet ?
If you say yes to all of the above, you might be with a flagrant brotha.
A flagrant brotha is not to be confused with a flamboyant homosexual like Derek J who dresses up in heels and carries a purse just to get attention. At least you know what you're getting with Derek J.
YouTube comic Paul Mooney Jr. has just uploaded the latest installment of his "Flagrant Brotha" video series to teach you young ladies how to spot a flagrant brotha who is the worst type of role model for your sons.
As Mooney says: "Black women, please want better for yourselves!"
YouTube comedian Affion Crockett premiered his new comedy series titled "In The Flow with Affion Crocket" on FOX last night. Crockett, who gained YouTube fame with his dead-on impersonations of narcissists Tiger Woods and Barack Obama, is quick to say his show is not an imitation of (nor a replacement for) the Chappelle Show, which ended its wildly successful run in the 3rd season in spectacular fashion. Comedian Dave Chappelle had become disillusioned performing for his TV show's audience, who he referred to as "stupid people." He quit the show during production for the 3rd season and briefly moved to Africa to find himself.
This is part 1, [Pass The Torch] which features the skits Tiger Woods' comeback; American Idol spoof; arrogant Gospel singer; Hustles with Russells and convo with Dave Chappelle sketch. Videos courtesy of Pokerface at Seethatagain.blogspot.com.
As I told you yesterday, the "planking" craze has taken over black Twitter. Here are NBA stars, Basketball Wives, and baby mama's laying down in unusual places. That's Gilbert Arenas and Dwight Howard double planking a luggage rack above. Hopefully this silly fad will fizzle out by the end of the week.
Tami Roman (Basketball Wives) planks her mom
Evelyn Lozada (Basketball Wives) lays face down on an unsanitary baby changing station inside a public restroom (that's just nasty)