White House Considers Hiring More Female Secret Service Agents
There is no doubt that men are useful in a lot of ways. Unfortunately, men have two glaring weaknesses that could threaten an entire democracy — sex and women.
As a group, men cannot be depended upon to maintain composure and professionalism when the opportunity for quick sex presents itself.
As demonstrated so disgracefully in Cartagena, Colombia — the portion of a man’s brain that is responsible for good judgment shuts off completely when he is in the presence of a sexy woman.
For that reason, the White House is considering hiring more female Secret Service agents in supervisory positions over men.
Agents such as Paula Reid, a black woman who blew the whistle on the 12 agents for cavorting with as many as 20 prostitutes in Colombia.
Palin to President Obama: ‘Be wary, the Secret Service might be checking out your wife’
Sarah Palin lashed out at the ousted Secret Service supervisor who wrote on his Facebook that he was “checking her out,” when he was supposed to be protecting the former Republican presidential candidate during a campaign stop in 2008.
David Chaney, one of two supervisors who was forced to resign from the Secret Service last week, wrote in 2009: “I was really checking her out, if you know what i mean?” — in the caption under a photo of himself seemingly leering at Palin (above).
He also joked that he was “a stalker.”
“Well, check this out, buddy — you’re fired!” Palin said Thursday during a Fox News interview.
Palin blamed President Obama for his lax leadership and poor management of government which may have set the stage for the prostitute scandal in Cartagena, Colombia.
Calling the sex scandal “a symptom of government run amok,” Palin cautioned the president to be wary of Secret Service agents around first lady Michelle Obama.
“It’s like, who’s minding the store around here?” Palin told Fox. “The president, for one, he better be wary, there, of when Secret Service is accompanying his family on vacation. They may be checking out the first lady instead of guarding her.”
Extreme Groupies On Anderson Cooper Today (Video)
Twitter is buzzing about today’s Anderson Cooper talk show which featured groupies and gold diggers who proudly chase married pro athletes in hopes of marrying one herself.
The show’s participants are Robin Lyon (@BallerAlert); Stephanie (@Eleven8); Chelley (@Chelley_bee), Robin (@Sweet_umz), Erika (@Misserika), who reportedly sleeps with singer Cee-Lo. The only one of them who really has money is Robin (the white girl) who works as a high priced stripper in Houston.
“Basketball Wives” cast members Evelyn Lozada and Suzie Ketcham also appeared on the show as self-righteous broads pretending to be shocked that there are women who actually pursue married ballers.
fanMAIL: Response to Rihanna Denialists/Groupies/Stans
A loyal reader writes:
Auntie,
So I see many people don’t have experience with coke and that’s a good thing. Sadly, they think Rihanna is just rolling a blunt. Wrong. When you have a large quantity of cocaine such as the pile Rihanna has on that man’s head, you do use some sort of paper (usually something firmer) to mix it and get the lumps out.
Read more of her email after the break.
Is Kim Kardashian trying to tell NeNe Leakes her breath stinks?
Kim Kardashian and her new bestie, NeNe Leakes were spotted leaving Nobu restaurant in West Hollywood, CA, last night. The two women are partners in a new shoe line that will launch soon. The ladies shared an awkward moment when NeNe leaned in to kiss Kim good night. My paparazzi friend tells me that Kim’s head suddenly snapped back at the last minute. Either NeNe’s breath was kickin’ or Kim is one of those fake friends who blow air kisses.
Basketball Wives cast to boycott Reunion show? (Yeah, right)
The “Basketball Wives” publicity machine is running on all cylinders — assisted by corny write ups on TMZ.com.
This entire season of BBQ Wives centers around 2 episodes — this week’s and next week’s — in which Jennifer Williams, Evelyn Lozada, and Evelyn’s fake “assistant” Nia, go to war.
Nia fired the first salvo in January by slapping Jennifer (who I’m told will be paid a bonus for fighting). The slap was conveniently filmed by VH1 in January and aired in this week’s episode.
Then, yesterday, TMZ reports that Jennifer filed a civil suit against Nia — in April — for a slap which occurred in January. Coincidentally, the civil suit was filed after the episode aired. I’m sure the courts don’t take lightly to being pimped for television ratings.
How much are you willing to bet this frivolous civil suit will be dropped before it can be tossed out of court?
In case you didn’t know… Nicki Minaj deleted her Twitter page
Rapper Nicki Minaj, 29, flew into a rage on Sunday and deleted her Twitter page, leaving millions of her Stans steaming mad.
According to loyal reader Ashland, Nicki became enraged when the webmaster of www.nickidaily.com, “one of her biggest supports and fan sites,” posted leaked a music sampler of Nicki’s latest CD on the website — “and Nicki went ape shit and had her followers bash her” on Twitter.com.
In response to the bashing, Ashland says the webmaster abruptly shut down her website and deleted her Twitter account. That’s when Nikki’s followers — the sane ones — started bashing Nicki for being an online bully.
An exasperated Nicki tweeted: “Like seriously, its but so much a person can take. Good fucking bye,” — before deleting her Twitter account.
This all goes to show you how immature and irresponsible some celebrities can be. I mean really, a superstar like Nicki should know that bullying — whether online or in person — can drive an unstable person to commit suicide.
And, let’s face it, most celebrity Stans are a bit unstable.
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