Comcast Fires Female Sports Reporter for On-Air Freudian Slip

Susannah Collins

After caving to intense pressure from women’s rights groups, the major sports networks began an experiment by hiring sexy women to announce major sports competitions from the sidelines. The experiment failed miserably due to two simple truths: no matter how sexy she is, a feminine voice is too distracting to men while they’re watching testosterone-filled sports. The second simple truth is horny women can’t control their desires around sports Gods like LeBron James.

Today, Comcast SportsNet Chicago announced they were firing a female sports reporter who had a Freudian slip live on the air.

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Applebee’s Waitress Fired for Posting No Tip Receipt Left by Cheapskate Pastor

Alois Bell Applebees receipt

An Applebee’s waitress is out of a job for publicly humiliating a cheapskate pastor who refused to leave her a tip.

Pastor Alois Bell apologized to her congregation and called it a “lapse in my character and judgment” to write, “I give God 10% Why do you get 18″ on her receipt after dining at a St. Louis Applebees.

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Bow Wow and Miss Mykie Named New Hosts of BET 106 & Park

Rapper Bow Wow finally has a verifiable source of income so he can catch up on his child support payments. I’m just kidding. Bow Wow and Houston native Miss Mykie were named co-hosts of BET’s longest running music video program 106 & Park following the departure of longtime co-hosts Rocsi Diaz and Terrence J.

Bow Wow and Miss Mykie will share hosting duties with Ashanti lookalike Paigion and Soulja Boy lookalike Shorty Da Prince.

Bow Wow, 25, earned the nickname “Mr. 106 & Park” due to his frequent appearances on the youth-oriented show over the years.

AS I told you last month, Miss Mykie was being groomed by BET to take over the hosting duties, according to a well-connected industry insider.

But BET didn’t want you to know that. They wanted you to believe that Miss Mykie was auditioning for the part alongside other hopefuls, when in reality she already had the gig.

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BET Grooming Miss Mykie as New Host of ’106 & Park’

According to an industry insider, BET is grooming Atlanta rapper Miss Mykie to take over the ’106 & Park’ hosting duties from outgoing co-hosts Rocsi Diaz and Terrence J. According to the insider, BET is “cleaning house” in advance of Rocsi and Terrence’s departure. Miss Mykie is among the fresh new faces that the BET honchos are looking for to revive sagging TV ratings.

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Chris Brown Adds Bu Thiam to Management Team *Update*

On Tuesday I incorrectly stated that Chris Brown fired his longtime manager Tina Davis. In fact, Brown hired Bu Thiam to head his management team. Bu and Tina will share management duties. I regret the error.

This post was originally written July 31, 2012 @ 12:03 p.m.

If you noticed a kinder, more intellectual Chris Brown tweeting on social networking website Twitter.com, there’s a good reason for that.

6 months after telling the media Chris Brown would not give interviews in 2012, Brown’s longtime manager Tina Davis has been fired.

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TSA detains man with world’s biggest penis

Size matters when you’re Jonah Falcon and you have to walk through a TSA checkpoint at the airport. Falcon, 41, has the distinction of having the World’s biggest penis — certified by the Guinness Book of World records.

Falcon’s sizable peen measures 10 inches flaccid, and 13.5 inches when erect. His unusual package caught the eye of a young TSA agent at San Francisco International airport on July 9. The male agent demanded to know what Falcon was packing in his pants.

“It’s my dick,” Falcon answered. “I had my stuff strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time,” Falcon said in an interview with the Huffington Post.

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Mitt Romney Considering Condoleezza Rice for VP

According to the Drudgereport.com, there is a surprise name near the top of GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney’s short list of running mate’s for vice president: Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice!

The timing of the announcement is now set for ‘coming weeks’, according to Drudgereport.com.

This news comes amid reports that Romney mocked the majority black NAACP audience so they would boo him and he would gain sympathy from his base.

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