Why won’t they let Soulja Boy’s career rest in peace?

Why is this retard Soulja Boy still getting attention from the mainstream media? Some of you may have heard about the latest stunt SB and his camp pulled to keep his name relevant since he no longer sells records.

According to TMZ.com, Soulja Boy released a wack track titled “Let’s Be Real” in which he spits the line “F*ck the FBI and f*ck all the army troops.”

Unbelievably, the military responded to this moron suggesting, among other things, that he change his name. One soldier even recorded a diss record to SB.

The military stores have threatened to boycott all of Soulja Boy’s music (which they should be doing anyway since nobody buys the garbage). SB’s last album sold 15,000 copies!

SB’s camp quickly sent out a press release promising to scrub the track from his upcoming album and from the Internet. But as you can see below, the video is still online.

All of this energy directed towards a kid with a low IQ doesn’t make our military look any smarter.

Obviously SB was struggling to get attention like he always does, and once again he succeeding in keeping his name on everyone’s lips.

Here’s a suggestion to the media and the military: ignore this punk so he can fade quickly into obscurity.

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Per request: Lil Mama – Scrawberry

We rarely, if ever, post anything about Lil Mama on this blog. We still cant get over the rapper referring to Sandrarose.com as an “alternative lifestyle” blog.

Anyway, loyal reader TruGemini requested this video. Please address your complaints directly to her.




 

On the Set: Usher makes out with young chick on set of new video

Crooner Usher was spotted sexing up a LSLH chick in his new video filmed in Queens, NY yesterday. Usher did a convincing job of pretending to be attracted to a younger woman instead of women old enough to be his mother. At least his Cougar girlfriend has nothing to worry about. That’s the benefit of dating a man who didn’t successfully navigate the Oedipus complex in his childhood.




 

Chris Brown’s less than stellar MTV VMAs performance (Video)

A loyal reader who says she never asks for anything requested this video of Chris Brown performing “Yeah 3X”, “Protect Ya Neck”, Teen Spirit”, and “Beautiful People” last night at the VMAs. His performance would have been noteworthy if he hadn’t lip synced the whole thing.

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Premiere: Rihanna – Cheers (I’ll Drink To That)

Proving that she is not an appropriate role model for young girls today, troubled singer Rihanna released her music video for her alcoholic anthem “Cheers (I’ll Drink To That)”. “Cheers” was released yesterday within hours of the release of Beyonce’s “1+1″ music video.

Like Bey’s video, Rihanna’s “Cheers” is low budget and devoid of any actual directing or artistry. The mishmash of vacation shots interspersed with concert footage was filmed mostly during her recent return to her hometown of Barbados. If you’re not an alcoholic, weedhead, or hardcore Rihanna Stan, this video will bore you to tears.




 

Premiere: Beyonce 1+1

Beyonce’s low budget music video for her single “1+1″ off her album ’4′ debuted earlier today. In the opening scene, Beyonce appears in close up as her skin shimmers under the hot lights, giving the illusion that she’s covered in bacon grease.

Bey’s normally coifed lacefront is damp and lays matted on her face. The overdone visuals are redundant rather than sensual and seductive as intended. The entire video treads a fine line between campy and cheesy as the director borrows heavily from Bey’s previous videos.

There’s the obligatory lacefront caught in the wind tunnel scene.

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Rihanna Fires her attorneys after S&M lawsuit allowed to progress

Earlier we told you that a judge okayed photographer David LaChapelle’s lawsuit against troubled singer Rihanna for ripping off his themes in her “S&M” music video. Even though Rihanna has little input in the artistic direction of her music videos, she was still named as a defendant.

This angered Rihanna, according to published reports. She immediately sacked her hapless attorneys, who probably don’t read my blog or they would have been aware of her erratic and unpredictable behavior. Word is Rihanna has already replaced her legal team and a settlement is in the works to prevent the agitated star from having to appear in a courtroom.

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