Beyonce Baby Bump Watch 2012
Beyonce and her fake baby bump were spotted leaving that office building in NYC that she seems to visits daily. Does she have a 9-5 job in that building? There are still no photos of Bey entering or leaving a doctor’s office. If she can visit a random office building every other day then surely she can visit a doctor’s office? Beyonce is such a fraud. She does not look pregnant anywhere on her body.
Photo: INF PHOTO
By comparison, this is what a pregnant woman looks like. Jessica Simpson, who is carrying a real 6-month old fetus, looks every bit pregnant. She is due to give birth in the Spring. Meanwhile, Beyonce, who is in her 10th month of pregnancy, plans to “deliver” her “baby” onstage at the 2012 Grammy Awards.
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What is Kanye West babbling about now?
Kanye West, the world’s most grandiose rapper, went on a bizarre Twitter rant yesterday, detailing his excessively grand ideas and plans for the world.
In the midst of his narcissistic ramblings, West named himself as Steve Jobs’ successor. He announced a new Apple-type corporation, which he named DONDA — after his late mother. The new corporation, he says, will consist of 22 divisions “with a goal to make products and experiences that people want and can afford…”
West is “assembling a team of architects, graphic designers, directors musicians, producers, AnRs, writers, publicist, social media experts, app guys, managers, car designers, clothing designers, DJs, video game designers, publishers, tech guys, lawyers, bankers, nutritionist, doctors, scientist, teachers…” to take him one step closer to realizing his goal of becoming the next Steve Jobs.
“I sit everyday and ask what can I do to make a difference,” writes West, who adds that he hasn’t “bought a new car or piece of jewelry in about 2 years…”
West doesn’t want to just design the new iPad, he wants to redesign our way of thinking too — beginning with the schoolchildren. “School systems were designed to turn people into factory workers,” he tweeted. “Schools should be designed to prep human beings for real life.”
Who else thought that schools were already designed to prep human beings for life?
West says he’s uniquely qualified to redesign our way of life because he has won Grammies, which gives him the “prestige” to reach out and connect people.
Like most grandiose personalities, West’s ideas are a confused, colossal mishmash of pomposity and pretentiousness conceived by West to bring even more attention to himself.
“I care about people who have never heard of me… There are over 7 billion people on the planet now,” he tweeted. And West is determined to get their attention one tweet at a time.
By the way, if you want to be a part of Kanye’s obsessive plans for a New World Disorder, email him at contactDONDA@gmail.com.
Is Beyonce Giving Birth to Her Mythical Baby?
Rumors continue to run rampant as Beyonce fans, and even members of the once-respected national media, wonder if Beyonce is in labor and about to give birth.
One gossip blog, which has zero credibility, claims Beyonce is giving birth any minute now at Manhattan’s St. Luke’s-Roosevelt hospital. In fact, if you rely on the shaky word of that unreliable gossip blog, Beyonce has been in labor at St. Luke’s-Roosevelt for 4 days now.
I was a young nurse in 1989 when I took a traveling assignment to NY to work at New York Cornell Medical Center for 6 months. At the end of my assignment — as I packed my bags to leave the harsh, inhospitable environment of New York forever — I received a phone call from my travel agency asking if I would be willing to cross the picket line at St. Luke’s-Roosevelt hospital where the nurses had gone on strike.
Beyonce Baby Bump Watch 2011
Just as we suspected: those pics of a bloated, baby whale Beyonce shopping at Bergdorf Goodman were not her. As you can see from the pics below of Bey shopping at Curve in NYC, her nose is not spread across her face, and she hasn’t picked up a pound anywhere other than her midsection.
In her shameless, never-ending campaign to stay relevant, Beyonce covers this month’s issue of Jones Magazine. Her baby bump is not visible in this cover shot, meaning she removed her prosthetic — or she knew she was going to be pregnant when these pics were taken. It’s interesting that she’s talking about motherhood when she isn’t even pregnant in these pics!
“I believe that parents prepare their kids for the moment that they’re on their own: at this point, I am taking everything my dad and my mother have taught me, and I’m able to do things my way,” she says.
The cover was shot on the terrace of the Maurice in Paris, France by photographer Greg Gex.
Beyonce Baby Bump Watch 2011
An anonymous reader sent in these pics of Beyonce shopping for baby girl clothes at Bergdorf Goodman yesterday. The images appear to be screen captures from a video monitor. The reader was shocked to see how much weight Beyonce had gained in just a matter of days. But we’re not surprised because Beyonce will go to any lengths to fool the public into believing she’s pregnant. It is already a foregone conclusion that Beyonce is not pregnant — but her surrogate is. If and when Beyonce “delivers” her “baby”, it won’t be in a legally sanctioned hospital or clinic. And the “doctor” who delivers the “baby” will be on Jay Z and Bey’s payroll.
In Case You Missed It: Real Housewives of Atlanta, Ep 8
Last night’s episode of RHOA was uneventful and rather boring. Sheree Whitfield and her “attorney” Phaedra Parks agree to part ways as client/attorney to preserve their faux on-camera relationship. The surprising part was when Phaedra reached into her desk and handed Sheree back her $5000 retainer fee. Now you know that whole scene had to be fake. As badly as Phaedra wanted that check, why didn’t she deposit it? And why would she return a retainer fee after doing the work? No one really believes Phaedra was Sheree’s attorney in the bogus case against her ex-husband, Bob Whitfield.
On the ‘Watch What Happens Live’ show afterwards, Sheree premiered her single, which is supposedly a NeNe Leakes diss record. I didn’t even listen to it. 
This is also the episode where RHOA viewers got the chance to hear newcomer Marlo Hampton speak for the first time. Let’s just say it sounds like she’s had one too many male hormones shots. We still don’t know if Marlo is a permanent cast member or not. Supposedly, she only appears in 3 episodes, and last night was her 3rd appearance.
SHAMEFUL: Duggars Exploit Miscarried 20th Baby
The Duggar family from TLC’s “19 Kids & Counting” held a funeral for Michelle Duggar’s miscarried baby in Arkansas yesterday. The fetus would have been the couple’s 20th child had she lived to term. But, according to TMZ, the couple “chose a unique way to commemorate the life” of Jubilee Shalom Duggar, who was due in April 2012.
… they took an artsy picture of the fetal corpse … and distributed it at the memorial.
The Duggars held a memorial today at their church in Arkansas, where they distributed the above photographs — containing messages like, “There is no foot too small that it cannot leave an imprint on this world.”
The photos were first posted on Twitter by a family member — and then surfaced on a fan site.
They missed out on the opportunity to exploit the baby for television ratings, so they shamelessly exploit the dead fetus with cameras rolling. The Duggars are shameless media whores who will do anything for attention!
