Beyoncé watchers know that the 30-year-old singer rarely ever responds to rumors and innuendos about her personal life. So the very fact that her publicist released a statement to ABC News is highly significant. It means Beyonce is definitely feeling the heat from all that extra padding she's been wearing.
The media inquiries into Beyoncé's latest desperate grab for attention reached a fever pitch yesterday with The Washington Post calling it "weird" while ABC News asked: "Is Beyoncé's bump as big as she’d have us believe?"
ABC news wrote a report on Bey and Jay Z hiring a surrogate mother to bear their spawn while Bey parades around with a hi-tech prosthetic device. Beyoncé’s publicist Yvette Noel-Schure responded to ABC News with a terse statement, calling the prosthetic belly reports: “Stupid, ridiculous and false.”
But if the reports really are “stupid, ridiculous and false”, Ms. Noel-Schure has only her client to blame.
Look at the 1st screen shot above. Notice how Beyoncé's belly looks like she's 8 months pregnant? Now look at the last frame -- her belly has completely collapsed. Even if the fabric of her dress was the cause -- where did the huge 8 month belly go? Huge bellies don't just vanish behind some fabric. If that was the case, someone would patent that magic fabric and sell it! Who needs spandex when you have magical fabric that can make your pot belly disappear when you sit down?
To understand how narcissism can make a celebrity such as Beyoncé go to such extremes for attention, please click here.
If you still don't believe that Beyonce is a narcissist, ask yourself why is she doing so much right now? If she really is pregnant (and we're not saying she isn't), why doesn't she go sit down somewhere and rest her nerves?
The national media finally caught on to the fact that singer Beyoncé Knowles has been wearing a prosthetic device to enhance the appearance of her pregnancy.
Beyoncé added fuel to flames when she appeared on an Australian TV show on Sunday wearing an obvious fake bump under her dress.
When Bey sat down for her interview, the fake bump folded and deflated before rebounding back into shape. Beyoncé appeared to be surprised that the prosthetic gave way so easily.
Being a terrible actress, she didn't realize that pregnant women aren't supposed to bend forward at such a severe angle. Pregnant women usually sit with their backs straight to keep excess weight off their fetus.
After viewing the video footage, news outlets weighed in on the fake baby bump. The Washington Post called it "weird" while ABC News asked: "Is Beyoncé's bump as big as she’d have us believe?"
Tweets are talking about Beyoncé's prosthetic baby bump on last night's Sunday Night HD. At first we couldn't believe that she would actually wear her prosthetic on a show with HD -- high definition -- in the show's title. But you know what they say about narcissists who think they are smarter than everyone else around them.
So there was Bey sitting down on the set -- and there was her prosthetic baby bump, folding, crumpling and collapsing in full, vibrant high definition!
Luckily, the prosthetic is that memory foam type that bounced right back into shape. Rumor has it that Beyoncé is wearing a fake prosthetic while her unknown surrogate carries her baby to term.
No, that wasn't your imagination. Bey really does look like she went "OOPS!" after she sat down.
Thanks to everyone who sent this tip in! There are too many of you to name.
To be honest, we didn't even watch one second of that video, because, after all, Lil Wayne was in it. But we regret not watching the video after reading the following email from loyal reader SouthernLegalDiva.
I know you do "medical minutes" frequently on your blog. Recently, Lil Wayne posted a PSA wherein he explains his use of Promethazine DM Syrup as being prescribed by a doctor as a sleep aid. I have never heard of this usage. I could only watch about 6 mins of the video, as the BS level was through the roof. It was featured on Straightfromthea.com
It's clear that Lil Wayne is still under the influence of drugs, specifically purple drank cough syrup -- but he's doing it legally, right under the nose of his probation officer. He says so right there in the video.
Saloon singer Beyonce, 30, and her husband, aging rap mogul Jay Z, 42, alerted the paparazzi to the fact that they would be strolling hand-in-hand outside the Locanda Verde restaurant in New York's Tribeca section yesterday. Beyonce wore a top made of loose fitting material to disguise her now you see it, now you don't baby bump, which doesn't look nearly as large as it did when the two vacationed in Croatia last week.
According to record label exec, JD Anderson, who runs the Life Files blog, rapper Lil Wayne went off on a female fan while kicking some rhymes during a recent show. Weezy was in a zone acting like he was at a poetry slam session or something.
When a female fan wouldn't stop screaming, Weezy said, "Shut the f*ck up! Stop it for real. If you're really a fan you would shut the f*ck up and listen to me."
Well, she paid her money and she was at a rap concert, so why can't she scream?
Lil Wayne needs to get over himself. Just because BET nominated him 18 times for that bullsh*t album he put out doesn't mean his CD is the Holy Grail of Hip Hop -- or that fans have to hush up whenever he speaks. Who does he think he is?
See, this is what happens when you give ignorant, uneducated narcissists too much attention.
By the way, last week another industry exec (not JD) reached out to Sandrarose.com with proof that a certain record label CEO bought up hundreds of thousands of Weezy's albums in order to artificially pad the sales figures of his latest release, Carter IV.
When this particular record label releases what they know to the media it will send shock waves throughout the industry. Stay tuned...
It never ceases to amaze me how gullible Black people can be when it comes to these fake reality shows. Not one of you think it's strange that a MAN would throw a glass of water in a woman's face?
Not one of you???
I mean, seriously, where do they do that other than on reality shows? I have never in my life seen a man throw water in a woman's face. He might slap the bejesus out of her, or walk her like a dog, but no REAL MAN would throw water in a woman's face unless a camera is around and it's called for in a script!
For those of you who don't watch this nonsense, next week's trailer for VH1's "Basketball Wives" shows former NBA player husband, Eric Williams, casting water in the face of his estranged wife, cast member Jennifer Williams, they're supposedly getting a divorce, but we have yet to see any divorce papers after 2 seasons.
Acccording to the NY Post, the chambermaid who accused Dominique Strauss-Khan of sexually assaulting her in a swanky hotel suite in May, was, in fact, a hooker who provided sexual services in addition to her housekeeping duties.
Strauss-Kahn, 63, was dragged off a commercial jet at Kennedy airport on May 15, and arrested for allegedly raping a hotel maid. A Manhattan judge set Strauss-Kahn's bail at $6 million -- $1 million of that in cash. After spending a week in jail on suicide watch, he was subsequently released to home confinement at considerable expense to his long suffering wife, who traveled from her home in France to bail him out.
But the maid, 32-year-old Nafissatou Diallo, has since been outed by defense attorneys, and the NY Post, as a hooker who lied on her application for asylum in the U.S. Diallo allegedly lied about being gang raped in Guinea.
Strauss-Khan was set free on his own recognizance yesterday. The smear campaign against Diallo got off to a running start almost immediately after Strauss-Khan was arrested.
In short order we learned that Diallo was probably HIV+ because she lived in a flop house specifically for HIV+ residents.
According to the Post, Diallo was "collecting cash on the side from male guests" at the luxury Sofitel hotel in NYC where she worked. "There is information . . . of her getting extraordinary tips" from hotel guests, according to the Post.
"When you're a chambermaid at Local 6, when you first get to the US, you start at the motels at JFK [Airport]. You don't start at the Sofitel," a source told the Post. "There's a whole squad of people who saw her as an earner."
The woman also had "a lot of her expenses -- hair braiding, salon expenses -- paid for by men not related to her," the source said.
Diallo made a decent living on wages and tips -- over $100,000 -- that she deposited into her bank account, according to the NY Post.
"I don't address dumb shit. I always assume intelligent ppl understand these "stories" are 4 entertainment purposes only. But clearly... -_-," she tweeted to her 4 million followers. "& 4 da record, only reason I addressed this is b/c its costing some1 their job. But let it b known : u mufuckas neva cost young NICK a dime!"
As you know, Rose was fired by the prestigious CAA agency after the blog published graphic nude photos of Rose "busting it wide open" (according to my readers).
Rose admitted it was her in the pics but she accuses Minaj's boyfriend/road manager -- the immature Safaree Samuels -- of sending the pics to himself after she let him hold her laptop.
"Those pictures r 2 1/2 years old just sitting in my computer," Amber tweeted yesterday. However, my loyal reader, Renee Evans, informs me that the heels Amber is seen wearing in the slutty photos came out last year, not 2½ years ago as she claims. So this is yet another in Amber's repertoire of lies that came back to bite her. No wonder the modeling agency dumped her.
Last Sunday a woman walked up to embattled preacher Bishop Eddie Long during his sermon and handed him a stack of a thousand one dollar bills. Long seemed surprised as he hugged "baby girl" and said: "I see EVERYBODY moving like that!"
Her approach seemed timed to coincide with him saying, "What I NEED..."
They say the unlikely act of generosity was staged to nudge other members into opening their wallets and donating $1,000 or more for a proposed expansion of the church to other cities.
New Birth Missionary Baptist Church has seen a staggering decline in attendance since the news of his multimillion dollar settlement with former church members who claim they were coerced into providing Long with sexual favors.
In a screenshot taken from the video, the church pews near the back appear empty -- as do the church's upper tiers. Last Sunday, attendance at the church was at less than ½ capacity.
At this rate, New Birth will be forced to shut its doors in 6 months if attendance doesn't pick back up. Long needs a huge infusion of cash to replace the millions that he paid out to his accusers.