Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith‘s children are not at all like your kids. In addition to being happily uneducated, Jaden and Willow think too much. Especially young Jaden, 16, who often waxes philosophically on Twitter.com about everything from soaking up energy from rocks to hugging trees.
So Black Twitter created the #TweetLikeJadenSmith hashtag to inspire more vapid, boring, thoughtless tweets like this one from Jaden today: “Do You Go To Sleep Excited To Wake Up The Next day?”
Check out the best of Black Twitter’s #TweetLikeJadenSmith tweets after the break.
Olympian Lolo Jones is back in Black Twitter’s dog house for her tweet directed at ESPY Awards 2014 host Drake‘s slutty ex-girlfriend, Rihanna.
“It’s amazing that Drake is hosting the @Espys but it’s gonna be tough for him to hand out all those awards to Rihanna’s ex boyfriends,” she tweeted.
The implication was that Rihanna has slept with athletes in every professional sport. As far as we know, Rihanna has only dated LA Dodgers star Matt Kemp. But Lolo obviously knows something we don’t.
Thanking God I finally figured out Twitter! Headed to bed now. Got to go see my honey tomorrow:-)
— Tameka Harris (@TinyMajorMama) June 7, 2009
In celebration of its 8th birthday, Twitter has launched a new tool to help users see their very first Tweets. The tool also allows users to see the very first Tweets of their favorite celebrities by typing their name after the hash, like this https://discover.twitter.com/first-tweet#sandrarose
Here’s my very first tweet on the social media platform in 2009:
@DiamondAtl How do u like my background?
— Sandra Rose (@SandraRose) April 6, 2009
After the break are some of the very first Tweets of celebrities and other notables.
You have to GO! Take yo ass back to HTown! U can have him boo. #Trust
— Keyshia Cole (@KeyshiaCole) February 5, 2014
Not since the days of smoke signals have so many birds been so confused. Social media networks can be a source of great confusion to those who lack good reading and comprehension skills. A tweet can be misinterpreted a million different ways by bloggers and other individuals with their own agendas. Take the birds who sit and gossip on Lipstick Alley and Balleralert.com have decided songbird Keyshia Cole directed the above tweet to a Houston stripper whom the birds assume is sleeping with Cole’s husband, NBA star Daniel Gibson.
Presidential hopeful Cory Booker has been busy flirting with women on social networks in the hopes that one of them would leak his Direct messages. He got his wish when a Portland stripper named LynsieLee tweeted their private messages on her Twitter timeline, probably with his permission.
The teen who threatened to kill his little sister if rapper J. Cole didn’t retweet him was only teasing
A Texas teenager who threatened to blow his little sister’s head off if rapper J. Cole didn’t retweet his post on Twitter.com was only kidding around.
A rep for the New Braunfels Police Department in Texas told gossip website TMZ.com that the teen had a “bad lapse in judgment.”
The police department opened an investigation after receiving tips about the post on the social media network. A photo uploaded with the tweet on Tuesday shows the kid pointing what appears to be a handgun at a little girl’s head.
“Catfish’ or ‘Catfished’ are terms used to describe people who become emotionally attached to fake social media profiles. Oftentimes the person who runs the social media account is not who they claim to be.
People who get emotionally attached to fake online profile’s — or to online profiles in general — usually have some form of emotional or personality defect that allows them to become victims so easily.
Luckily, that was not the case with four unnamed NFL players who were almost ‘Catfished’ by @RedRidnH00d, a woman (or man) on Twitter.com, who used pictures of an Internet adult entertainer, C.J. Miles, to seduce the athletes into establishing a rapport with her.